Seitokai yakuindomo (2010) s01e01 Episode Script

1 Taka-nii, hurry up! Yeah Taka-nii! Don't worry, it's fine The station's right there.
Gosh That's not the issue here.
See? We made it.
The Ousai Academy's Student Council rules: One! No secrets.
Report everything! Everything?! It's once in a lifetime, be determined and accomplish something Isseiichidai Ichinenhokki We'll round up the whole lot of you Issaigassai Ichimoudajin We're one in body and soulwait body? Isshindoutai Doutai? ONLY ONE! No.
1! OSAI GIRLS AND BOYS!! Be pure and pretty Junjoukaren de are Aspiration is a beautiful thing Uruwashiki koujoushin so engrave it well into your heart Gutto mune ni kizande Your bangs, the length of your skirt Maegami skirt no take let's follow school rules Kousoku junshu shimashou Stretch and stand up straight Pin to shisen tadashite I sincerely want to inherit them Seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa Those gallant teachings are Ririshii oshie wo in the present, past, or future, Genzai kako mirai the policies that Nadeshiko used and never lost with Nadesico no makenai policy S.
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! Don't be shy!! Yay! Be proud and don't get washed away Hokorashiku nagasaretari shinai yo by myself Let's bloom it slowly Yukkuri to sakasemashou Purely, correctly Kiyoku tadashiku Keep your pace!! Your greatest ally is yourself Ichiban no mikata ha jishinjibun Everyone, be more and more beautiful Minna motto motto utsushiku are Let's go straight forward! Massugu ni susumimashou WE LOVE OSAI.
WE ARE SYD! Good morning.
This place is crowded with girls Oh, well I decided to attend this school because it was close to home, but this place used to be an all-girls school until last year.
Hey! The male student right there! Student Council You are a new student, aren't you? Yes.
Seriously? Don't forget about it, 'kay? Now I'm in trouble.
Are you all right? Here we go Did you watch it on TV? You're not wearing your uniform properly! Tighten up that necktie! Under the Cherry Blossom Tree God.
It really troubles me when I see students nowadays who think that this rough-looking style is cool.
Speaking of which, my tie is nice and tight.
A loose woman, a loose woman, as a loose woman! I don't want people to think of me as a loose woman after all! Huh? Okay Anyway, wearing your school uniform loosely is against the school rules.
Right.
I'll fix it for you.
But simultaneously, I will commence the punishment for breaking the school rules.
We all would be able to enjoy a fine atmosphere during classes if every student would attend them neatly dressed.
But Even if you get caught during these random checks, you usually put it back to the way it was once you get to the classroom.
In that case, let me do it real tight so you won't be able to loosen it up anymore.
You people really amaze me.
The reason for us, the Student Council, to exist is to take actions.
Saying that our actions are futile is just a way for slackers to run from ideals! I hate people of small character like you! Um, who is this child? Damn you! You said the one thing you shouldn't have! I'll teach you what happens when you piss me off! Listen up! I may look like this, but I'm 16! Eh?! On top of that, I'm a student returning from a foreign country with an IQ of 180! I'm fluent in English, and I could do 10-digit calculations in my sleep! Due to my valuable talents, I was appointed as the Student Council's Accountant! What now? Are you still going to treat me like a kid?! But you do get sleepy at 9 p.
m.
Well, that's a kid.
Screw you! Dammit dammit dammit dammit! Now, now, both of you You shouldn't trouble the new student.
Okay? Aria.
Senpai.
I'm sorry for holding you up.
No.
You saved me.
Thanks for stopping them.
Nope.
It looked interesting, so I was watching you from the shadows the whole time.
Nevermind, she wasn't saving me By the way I know I'm changing the subject, but why did you decide to attend our school? Uh, well Because it was close? I see.
I've heard stories about boys coming here with the intent of creating a harem once this place becomes co-ed, so A harem? Nooo! Wait! I'm tired of girls! The End No way.
That's not possible.
But all that is pointless, you see? Our female students here are lesbians, after all.
Onee-sama We hold our own eternity too.
Our own eternity The End She likes heavy jokes.
By the way, I'm straight.
Ditto.
Suzu's around here It's the morning bell.
C'mon, I was dawdling around here and now I'm going to be late! My, my I see.
Sorry about that.
It's okay In exchange, I'll let you join the Student Council.
Okay Consider it an honor.
Wait.
What did you just say? As you already know, starting this year our academy has become co-ed.
But that also means that life around here is about to change.
If possible, I'd be glad to have someone who could provide an opinion from the boys' point of view.
But that's kind of draining on me What are you whining about? I get drained once a month.
I don't really care about that P-Prez, are you seriously going to let this guy in? Do you disagree? No, I understand what you're saying, but Boys don't take care of themselves, and I don't want the entire room to smell of sweat.
That's a stereotype.
It'll be all right.
Look, he looks like a diligent boy.
I think it might start to smell of squid, though.
That's even worse.
Well, I think it's all going to be fine.
I personally would be glad if you could join us.
I'm interested in you as a person, too.
Eh? There's a limit to what you can learn during the sex ed classes.
No! Anyhow, I'm a junior and the Student Council President, Amakusa Shino.
Also a junior, I'm Shikijyou Aria, the secretary.
I'm a freshman like you.
Hagimura Suzu.
And you'll be the one to inherit my old seat as the Vice President.
Please, work hard as my right-arm man! Right arm? Well, right-hand would mean a boyfriend, right? What's up with this development?! The Vice President, even though I'm just a freshman?! Eh? Is this all decided already? Heisei Year 22 April 5th Tsuda Takatoshi The above mentioned is appointed as this school year's Student Council Vice President Student Council President Amakusa Shino Approved Is it Going to Continue This Type of Thing?! Sorry, I'm late! You're late.
I told you that we'll be holding an important meeting today, didn't I? Well, I got lost I see.
You've only been here for a few days after all, right Tsuda? All right.
I'll give you a tour through our Ousai Academy today.
Eh? What about the important meeting? This is the nurse's office.
This is the girls' changing room.
This is the classroom that is almost never occupied and is usually empty.
I'm prioritizing the places that male students would usually find exciting Are you unsatisfied? Yeah.
This is the music room.
You should put the space on top of the piano to good use.
This again This is Shino-chan's and my class.
If you ever get troubled by something, don't hesitate to consult us.
Okay.
But if you look at it this way, it's not like the decrease in birth rate is a bad thing.
Excuse me? It would really be a hassle if we had classes all the way to the P.
The color of that class would be pink! Yup! This is a bathroom for girls only.
Boys use the staff restroom.
Note: Besides doing our business, we put on pads and such in here.
I didn't ask for that much explanation Hey, Shino-chan! I use tampons! F-Forgive me.
I was egocentric in my speech.
Come on, you've got to remember, Shino-chan.
Is this going to continue each time? I already got used to it.
Okay? I use- Prez, thank you for your work! She's so cool! Being greeted by everyone sure does seem presidential.
Well, you can't stand above people unless they revere you.
You have to work hard in order to become a respected Vice President as well.
Well, I'm a little bad at that.
Do you like it more when you're being looked down upon? Masochist, aren't you? Please, don't jump to conclusions like that.
Oh, and there's no reason for you to look at me like that.
This is the roof.
I like high places.
Since I can look down on people.
Go ahead and laugh now.
Well, this isn't where I'm supposed to laugh.
Huh? Aren't you coming, Prez? No, I'm fine here Not trying to be a smart ass but, you're afraid of heights, aren't you? Wha- No way! T-This is just This is just? My knees are shaking with excitement, you see! Yeah, good one.
I thought it would be a good one Student Council Room Well then, we'll be moving on to our main topic.
Due to changing into a co-ed school this year, wouldn't it be our, the Student Council's, greatest task to help relieve any tension between students? Nice one, Shino-chan.
You sure point out the good stuff.
After all, we now have to share many things since the school has become co-ed.
For example? The water in the swimming pool.
This summer's going to be exciting! I want to resign Ousai Academy's Student Council President, Amakusa Shino.
She seems to be a good president who will teach me - someone who doesn't yet know his way around - how to get stuff done.
Um, Prez.
What about this handout- You're my right-arm man, so stand on my right ! But she's a weird person Recently, bullying has become a social issue.
So, I have decided to conduct an emergency survey at our school as well.
Is bullying wrong? Obviously.
My father is abused by my mother every night, but he seems quite delighted.
What a great relationship.
Well-rounded Couple Don't you get sleepy in the afternoon? Yeah, since it is after lunch.
By the way, Suzu-chan's body just can't take it unless she takes a nap.
She sure is a kid- By the way, Suzu-chan can react to her surroundings even when she's asleep.
A colleague on the small side, Ousai Academy's Student Council Accountant, Hagimura Suzu.
She seems a bit arrogant.
Since I'm like this, I keep taking this pose to make sure I don't get picked on.
Oka- HOWEVER! However? There is a large problem with this.
Which is? Justify front! It bears a resemblance to the first person in the justify front arrangement.
What should I do about this dilemma?! I don't really give a damn.
I don't care It depends on the person by Suzu It's important to listen to the students' voices in order to create a better academy.
So, I'm considering placing an opinions box.
Prez.
Hm? We already put up an opinions box, but we didn't get many replies, right? Yeah.
So this time around, let's change things a little so people actually do want to give us their opinions.
Opinions Box D-Don't stare at it You wrote this, didn't you? Actually, why are you blushing? Can't trust this at all Really? I want to- Good Job We got a lot of replies this time! Okay, let's all check them together.
Wow.
That sure is a lot.
"Suspicions about Shiraishi-sensei from the math department" They're useless.
If you hurt the Student Council President we will punch a hole through you Oh, God I'll be giving a speech at the school gathering today.
There I'll have you stand on the podium together with me, Tsuda-kun.
Eh? I'll get nervous in front of that many people.
Come on, don't be a wimp.
I get extremely excited in front of that many people.
Yeah, and that's no good either.
For now Try taking your clothes off So what's the Vice President supposed to do? Hmm Let's see You're the president's helper, so how about lending a hand when Shino-chan's in trouble? I see.
But Shino-chan is a good student, she's good at sports, she's got perfect manners, and she's great at tea ceremonies, and her chores.
So nothing much.
You guys are early today.
On my way here I found a wallet.
I'm going to have you guys help me determine who the owner is.
The owner is a girl.
How do you know? There aren't any condoms inside.
That'd make me a girl as well, no? Well then, let's begin the meetin- Hagimura isn't here.
Hm? Looks like she hasn't come yet.
Even with this body, IT COMES! In other words it's her 2nd day No dating at school.
No hair dying.
No purchasing and eating food from out of school.
No running in the halls.
No leaving school with a jersey on This place has some pretty strict rules.
Of course.
The school is for studying.
I will not accept any activities which are irrelevant for students.
But by forbidding everything, there's a possibility that you might inhibit the students' enthusiasm.
I see Then no dating, but masturbation is fine! That's what I call loosening the rules Though, that's not going to happen There's a lot to remember.
Tsuda, do you have a habit of biting your nails? Oh, sorry.
Habits are hard to get rid of once you have them, so be careful.
I also had a habit of anal masturbation, but I somehow managed to hold it back! Am I supposed to praise you? Please compliment her Cafeteria So it was true that you got into the Student Council.
That's pretty awesome! Yeah Pretty much forced into it though But they're all pretty! Aside from the kid.
I'd love to switch places with you! So, wanna switch?! Err, well What the hell, man?! If you have no intention of doing so, then don't say you're going to do it, you fiend! S-Sorry Hagimura, what are you doing? Can't you tell? I'm stretching.
I can see that, but why here? So I won't pull my leg! Have fun.
I see.
That's troublesome.
Even my juniors won't listen to me! The Student Council President, Amakusa Shino, often gets inquiries from students with issues.
You have to be a little more responsible.
Thank you very much.
As expected of Prez.
You're really a great help.
Well, I'm just doing my job as the Student Council President.
I keep secrets pretty well, too.
By the way, I keep my vagina guarded pretty well, too! This person always says too much.
Hey, Tsuda! This report had 3 spelling errors.
Oh, really? Are you sure you're not slacking off? Sit down right there! Bow down right there, dammit!!! I DID sit down An interview offer from the newspaper club? Yes.
So that means I'll be interviewed.
I need to practice.
Tsuda-kun, why don't you help her with the interview? You know a lot about them, don't you? Eh, why me? Don't you remember? They have a lot of interview scenes in adult videos.
Well, I'm counting on you then! Wai- Why are things being decided based on that ? What's your name? Ehehe! I'm Hata from the newspaper club.
O-Okay.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Please, don't be so nervous.
Feel free to relax.
Oh, I see Today's been busy, so it's tough even if I stand up or sit down.
Guess we have no other choice.
We'll begin the interview.
Excuse me.
Sure.
Well then.
Get used to it.
Get used to it, me.
How experienced are you already? Hmm, well in terms of thousand-hit trainings- We'll be doing a photo shoot next.
Eh? I'm so embarrassed.
Should I strike a pose? You're really up for it, eh? No, it's just for the introductory article.
Please, stand normally with the Student Council room in the background.
so please stand normally with the student council room in the background I see.
It's an adult game-type screen capture thing.
This is the first time I've ever heard of that.
And then? And over at the 130 kilo corner at the batting center- And finally, from the male representative, Vice President Tsuda-kun, a word on the direction from now on.
Let's see I'd like to develop a relationship without walls between boys and girls.
So basically, you want to get rid of the walls in the changing rooms and shower rooms.
How erotic.
You lump of desire.
Eh? The Vice President is a pervert.
Eh?! You're on their side?! Well then, for now Try taking your clothes off.
Okay! Hm? You can't even properly see all of it.
This is a normal gravure DVD.
Tsuda-kun! This is different from what I ordered! Give me a break.
But that's troublesome.
I was going to use it as reference for the next interview What kind of reference would that be? Oh, that's a nice swimsuit.
Her breasts are large too! Don't worry about it! Ha! Oh no it's morning Ha! Yada asa da Hi! What time is it? Hi! Ima nanji? Fu! It's okay just five more minutes Fu… Mada heiki ato gofun He? I need to hurry He? Isoganakya With some hot milk Ho-t milk de Go! I'm totally ready for the day Go! Ichinichi ha danzen banzen Toast kuwae magari kado Going around the corner with toast in my mouth, and crash, that's where I fall in love Gottsunko de I fall in love Stop, aren't you watching too much anime? Cho w anime no misugi ja nai? My hobby is fantasizing! I am a common Mousou ga shumi I am shomin Yeah yeah The first lesson is also a type of training Hai hai! Shigyou aru shu no shuugyou is all part of the days of youth Seishun no hibi yo Yeah yeah first period in the pool so ridiculous Hai hai! Ichigen pool ariene These days you really have to say "good job" Good gob na hibi yo Guguttari Googling Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Wikittari wikittari Use your voice more Motto voice wo Jouhou shakai It's an information society Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! If I swim and use up unnecessary strength then the drops would splash too in the blue spring Oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukau wa shizuku mo hajikeru aoi haru Second period, I'm already hungry Nigen de sude ni hungry Digestion, absorption? I agree Shouka kyuushuu ni I agree Mattemashita lunch time I've been waiting for it, it's lunch time The Broadcasting Club sends out anime songs Housoubu anison nagasu! Yeah yeah love affairs I've had crushes too Hai hai! Ren'ai koi ni koishite! Yeah yeah let me borrow your notebook it's a give and take Hai hai! Note wo kashite yo, give & take Aitai! Kare kara mail kita teki na It's like an e-mail "I want to meet you right now" from a boyfrend Yeah yeah It'm my technique i've been modestly pride about Hai hai! Kenkyo ni jiman technique The sunset Yuuyake ga Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! brings about sorrow Aishuu sasou Use your voice more Motto voice wo In the classroom Kyoushitsu de Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Talking and listening a meaningless nonsense… I'm happy that someone agrees in the blue spring Imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshiii aoi haru Next Time Preview Prez, please do the preview for next time.
All right.
Next time on Seitokai Yakuindomo will be the original comic Volume 1's pages 33 through 56.
Make sure you all prepare beforehand! 「By the way, are you S or M?」 「In that case I'll be testing that strength of yours」 「This thing of yours that sparkles brightly, what is it?」 I don't have anything left to say, then.