Seitokai yakuindomo (2010) s01e07 Episode Script

It's Gradually Getting Bigger

1 No matter how you think about, meeting at 6am is way too early.
Let's give it a try next time.
Oh? Good morning, Tsuda-kun.
I thought you were going to be late.
Yeah I'm really sleepy, though I managed to get up somehow.
Sorry I kept you waiting! Hm? Oh, this? If you want to ride it that badly, I'll let you.
However, I get to go first! We never said we wanted to.
And could you please stop those moves? Hey! Hurry up and hop in! Huh? That won't fit, so could you please deflate it? Well, I tried it the other day, and I think I'm going to make a habit out of it.
Whoa! What are you doing?! Everybody calm down! Ousai Academy's Student Council rules: Seven! I prefer using pads! I use tampons, though.
It's once in a lifetime, be determined and accomplish something Isseiichidai Ichinenhokki We'll round up the whole lot of you Issaigassai Ichimoudajin We're one in body and soulwait body? Isshindoutai Doutai? ONLY ONE! No.
1! OSAI GIRLS AND BOYS!! Be pure and pretty Junjoukaren de are Aspiration is a beautiful thing Uruwashiki koujoushin so engrave it well into your heart Gutto mune ni kizande Your bangs, the length of your skirt Maegami skirt no take let's follow school rules Kousoku junshu shimashou Stretch and stand up straight Pin to shisen tadashite I sincerely want to inherit them Seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa Those gallant teachings are Ririshii oshie wo in the present, past, or future, Genzai kako mirai the policies that Nadeshiko used and never lost with Nadesico no makenai policy S.
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! Don't be shy!! Yay! Be proud and don't get washed away Hokorashiku nagasaretari shinai yo by myself Let's bloom it slowly Yukkuri to sakasemashou Purely, correctly Kiyoku tadashiku Keep your pace!! Your greatest ally is yourself Ichiban no mikata ha jishinjibun Minna motto motto utsushiku are Everyone, be more and more beautiful Let's go straight forward! Massugu ni susumimashou WE LOVE OSAI.
WE ARE SYD! Changing Rooms Oh, no! How could I have forgotten to shave this spot? Oh, that's terrible! Would you like to borrow my razor? Thanks, Aria Ah, good thing I remembered to pack it today.
I'd sink if I went in the water wearing this, and I wouldn't be able to wear a swimsuit, either.
What are you talking about? What? It just keeps getting bigger Wow! There are a lot of people.
Shino-chan, that red swimsuit looks really good on you.
It was absolutely worth getting it just for today.
Since that day is coming up! You'll be fine no matter when it happens, right? Supervising teacher and driver, Yokoshima-sensei.
Can you say something teacher-like? Right, I guess I should.
You guys, don't go crazy stuffing yourselves.
Though, stuffing it in is fine.
Both of those are unacceptable! This sure is hard work.
Would you like me to do it for you? Would you? It's no problem at all.
That's our Tsuda-kun.
It just keeps getting bigger Yes, it does! Could you please stop saying stuff like that? Looks like she's having lots of fun.
She must like dolphins.
I wonder if it's the shape of their nose that she likes.
Ah! If this were a manga, there should be various occasions when her swimsuit would get swept away by the waves The last wave was really strong, don't you think? It even washed away my swimsuit! Something like that Ah! The last wave was really strong, don't you think? It washed right into my vagina.
That went way past my delusions That went way past my delusions.
That wasn't as fun as I thought it would be! Enjoy The Summer! Do you guys want to have a race into the sea? Sure! Sounds good.
I'm the type of person who doesn't swim where my feet don't reach the bottom, so I'll pass.
Who was it?! Which one of you thought of the kiddie pool?! Swim! Council members! Would you like something to drink? It's my treat.
Orange juice.
That will be 300 yen.
Well I'm not a child, so I'm not going to get pissed over something like that That is true.
Though that cup's going to break if you put any more force into it.
Oh, come on.
Just for a bit Oh, Taka-kun! This is my boyfriend Actually, he's my husband! Sorry, he just wouldn't stop hitting on me.
Really? If you're okay with me, I'll play the boyfriend part any time.
Although I'll pass.
Oh? Hey, you there! I thought someone just called out to me, but Must've been my imagination.
This one's not bad A MAN, MY GOD! I'm getting a mental emergency call! I'm not letting you get away! I understand there was no other way But pretending to be a child of an imaginary family? I hate being hit on, but I hate being treated as a child even more.
Hey, hey! The girl over there! They're everywhere Come on, the twin-tailed girl over there! Does he mean me? No way.
Hey, the twin-tailed girl with blonde hair wearing the pink one-piece! Wha-?! Me? Yeah.
Which elementary school do you go to? I go to high school! Little kids should just go make some sand castles.
That's impressive.
She sure went for it.
You just thought, "She's a child," didn't you? You're severely mistaken if you think so! This is art! This is definitely not a child's sand castle! Hey, Tsuda.
Yes? Your shirt is on inside-out.
Tag I didn't notice at all.
How careless of you.
Well, I've had a few horrible experiences when I wore my pad the wrong way myself.
I can't say I know what you mean What a day Thank you for the meal.
Thank you for the meal Oh, no! I spilled on my swimsuit.
It's going to stain! Since it's just a sports drink, it shouldn't stain.
Are you sure it won't stain? Just make sure you hide it until it dries out It's so hot I want to drink an ice cold beer! But I can't because I'm the driver.
Guess I'll just go to the bathroom and take my mind off it Let's use it cleanly It's beautiful.
The beach was fun, wasn't it? Yes it was.
Every time I come to the beach, I always think Hm? about the movies where something attacks people from beneath the water.
Oh, those are scary.
But if it were Yes? An enormous octopus or a squid, it would turn into an R18+ tentacle rape movie! I'm sure one day I'll be able to teach you some common sense! Hagimura, are you all right? I'm fine Well, no surprise there.
I'm really exhausted as well.
Let's hurry on home.
Shino-chan, Yokoshima-sensei fell asleep.
Well, then hurry up and wake her up.
We should probably look for an inn.
You're right.
Tonight will be fun? Uihama will be your room.
The Student Council members ended up staying the night due to the supervising teacher's failure Onee-chan, apparently the bath is open 24 hours a day.
Oh, really? By the way, they're pretending to be siblings because of moral reasons How fortunate that we were able to get a room, even though it was only a single one, right, Onii-chan? I'm sorry that I am your brother Tsuda-kun is into boys love Oh, crap! My phone battery is dead! And I was about to call home Oh, I have a charger with me.
You sure came prepared.
Well, it was my sister who packed it for me, and You really came prepared for everything, didn't you? I need to teach my sister a lesson on how not to be needlessly considerate I got scolded anyway There are a lot of people that have a perverted mind like you, so I'm so tired I won't even bother talking back today It's probably useless to try and explain it anyway.
Shino-chan, carrying condoms is not wrong at all.
Anal sex without one is dangerous, you know.
That's not what you use them for! Oh, so you did talk back.
Um, before you call home, are you sure it's all right to spend the night with a guy? We're in the same room, after all.
Well, Tsuda-kun is a safe person, but We'd still have to convince our parents about that.
Tsuda-kun is into 2D.
My parents went overseas because of their work.
I stayed in Japan on my own in order to attend high school.
My parents - especially my mother - apparently asked our neighbours to keep an eye on me.
The neighbours next door and my mother were very good friends.
It seems they've been friends since I was born.
Also, they have a daughter who is about the same age as myself.
I guess they had a lot to talk about together.
Indeed, she was what you'd call a childhood friend.
Taka-kun! Wake up! You! You barged into someone else's house again! That's because your mother asked me to.
I'm going to sleep.
If you want me to get up that badly, then kiss me.
That was just a joke, of course.
Taka-kun, you idiot! Taka-kun, you're such a pervert! This is a growth phenomenon! There's nothing I can do about it! Moe! This is some awesome stuff.
Thank you for making up such a long story, but please A different option.
Then Tsuda is into boys love.
Our love is eternal.
Takatoshi-san I- Too short! Put some more effort into it, please So they thought a little more You see Showing you is socially unacceptable, Hagimura I feel violated as a woman! This feels great, doesn't it? By the way, apparently they have a mixed bathing area in this inn.
Yeah, so I heard.
Bathing together with a man must be really exciting, don't you think? I doubt that's the proper way to use a towel.
You'll catch a cold.
Shall we go into the mixed bathing section then? No, wait please! I'm not mentally prepared for this! Oh, I see Then I shall take off for a little reconnaissance mission.
What's the matter? Well, you see They seemed to be busy with each other Oh, my! Oh! Hey! That was a good bath, wasn't it, Prez? Hey, don't lose track of what we're doing here.
Don't speak to me so formally.
Oh, you're right.
Well wasn't that a good bath, nee-chan? It sure was! We should check out the mixed bath next time! You're right, nee-chan! All right, let's do it right now! Uh, wait-! Wasn't this just acting? Um Why are you here? I'm lodging here together with the Newspaper Club, though I had no idea your relation has progressed to the point where you'd do the brother/sister play Um, this is Don't you worry! My lips are sealed! I won't let it leak out until I publish the article! This is how we do it in mass media.
You seem pretty eager to leak the information, though It's not like we were actually doing anything But this could turn out pretty nasty if the info gets out, so please keep quiet about it.
What should I do I feel kind of thirsty right now.
I wonder if it's because of the bath I just took.
We countered it with coffee milk! Well, we should get some sleep.
Then I'll sleep a little further away.
You don't have to, we trust you.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
Although I can't trust the person who took over the futon next to me.
And she stripped down, too.
Oops! Yokoshima-sensei I'll sleep in that one.
Oh, no Why can't I just sleep properly My pillow, pillow Over there, huh? I don't miss my target.
Target, lock on! Oh?! What-?! Um Prez? We're siblings! Incest is just wrong! So we're still playing along with that, eh? Jeez My hair won't straighten out.
Mine neither.
I can't keep my balance.
I see, so that's normal mode.
Tsuda! You should get up already as well! Give me five more minutes You struggle to the last minute.
What can you do in five minutes anyway? He could take care of his morning wood.
Take your time then.
Oh, I guess I'm going to wake up now! Got ready in 40 seconds! The breakfasts at inns are really nice, don't you think? A Japanese breakfast seems really new to me, since they always serve Western-style breakfast at home.
What's wrong? Why are we having breakfast at an inn? Because of you, obviously! We had a few unexpected events, but it was fun! It sure was.
I feel tired though.
That's what we should be saying! How did you like your first trip with us, Tsuda? Oh? Looks like they're really tired.
T-They're hopeless.
Oh! What happened just now is called jerking.
It happens when you sleep in an uncomfortable position.
I see.
I thought he had a wet dream.
I did not! Oh.
He woke up.
Got some rest? Ha! Yada asa da Ha! Oh no it's morning Hi! What time is it? Hi! Ima nanji? Fu! It's okay just five more minutes Fu… Mada heiki ato gofun He? I need to hurry He? Isoganakya With some hot milk Ho-t milk de Go! I'm totally ready for the day Go! Ichinichi ha danzen banzen Going around the corner with toast in my mouth, Toast kuwae magari kado Gottsunko de I fall in love and crash, that's where I fall in love Cho w anime no misugi ja nai? Stop, aren't you watching too much anime? My hobby is fantasizing! I am a common Mousou ga shumi I am shomin Yeah yeah The first lesson is also a type of training Hai hai! Shigyou aru shu no shuugyou is all part of the days of youth Seishun no hibi yo Yeah yeah first period in the pool so ridiculous Hai hai! Ichigen pool ariene These days you really have to say "good job" Good gob na hibi yo Googling Guguttari Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Wikittari wikittari Use your voice more Motto voice wo It's an information society Jouhou shakai Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! If I swim and use up unnecessary strength then the drops would splash too in the blue spring Oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukau wa shizuku mo hajikeru aoi haru Second period, I'm already hungry Nigen de sude ni hungry Digestion, absorption? I agree Shouka kyuushuu ni I agree I've been waiting for it, it's lunch time Mattemashita lunch time Housoubu anison nagasu! The Broadcasting Club sends out anime songs Yeah yeah love affairs I've had crushes too Hai hai! Ren'ai koi ni koishite! Yeah yeah let me borrow your notebook it's a give and take Hai hai! Note wo kashite yo, give & take It's like an e-mail "I want to meet you right now" from a boyfrend Aitai! Kare kara mail kita teki na Yeah yeah It'm my technique i've been modestly pride about Hai hai! Kenkyo ni jiman technique The sunset Yuuyake ga Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! brings about sorrow Aishuu sasou Use your voice more Motto voice wo In the classroom Kyoushitsu de hai! hai! hai! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshiii aoi haru Talking and listening a meaningless nonsense… I'm happy that someone agrees in the blue spring Next Time Preview Next time on Seitokai Yakuinomo, we'll cover pages 3 through 30 of volume 2 from the original comics.
Oh, and we're going to introduce a new character next week! Look forward to it! Our talking time! Oh!? You're the strawberry panties from this morning! Virgin sex may become the thing I'll fight in everyone's stead