Seitokai yakuindomo (2010) s01e06 Episode Script

Tsuda-kun Won't Read It, He'll Use It!

1 Jyounetsu no Hana sakihokore sakihokore Bloom wild and proud, atashi ni himeta jounetsu no hana oh flower of passion, hidden inside me.
jibun rashiku susumeba ii I need to walk my own path.
muimi ni narabeta RERU wa iranai I don't need to follow these pointless rails.
kurayami koete sakihokore So bloom tall, and we shall make it through the darkness.
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Sign: Triple Booking's Fearful Discovery; First film starring the "Three Sisters Youkai Tale" Come on, don't suddenly scream out like that! It wasn't me.
It was Shiho.
But, wasn't it just hard over there? Hard? Don't you mean scary, and not hard? Oh yeah, I remember my grandma using the expression "scary" to describe her rice, when it was actually hard.
Don't make mistakes which could cause misunderstandings Anyway, why do we have to do this? Because variety shows are an important part of an idol's work.
there aren't as many There haven't been very many singing programmes lately, right? singing programmes lately Oh! Isn't that it? The junior girl's toilet! At that time, the camera had actually captured something.
Please, have another look.
Just what on earth is this? No way!? Change! Everyone cried! Nostalgic Anime All Together! '90's: "Hairless Superhuman Biban 3" Brother Hey, why did you change it? Then I shall! Be warned, my dear brother! Won't you come with me, brother? The time has come to head towards the skies! You'll never be able to take me! Youcan'tget me! Ousai Academy's Student Council rules: Six! Never talk about breasts! She's actually serious! It's once in a lifetime, be determined and accomplish something Isseiichidai Ichinenhokki We'll round up the whole lot of you Issaigassai Ichimoudajin We're one in body and soulwait body? Isshindoutai Doutai? ONLY ONE! No.
1! OSAI GIRLS AND BOYS!! Be pure and pretty Junjoukaren de are Aspiration is a beautiful thing Uruwashiki koujoushin so engrave it well into your heart Gutto mune ni kizande Your bangs, the length of your skirt Maegami skirt no take let's follow school rules Kousoku junshu shimashou Stretch and stand up straight Pin to shisen tadashite I sincerely want to inherit them Seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa Those gallant teachings are Ririshii oshie wo in the present, past, or future, Genzai kako mirai the policies that Nadeshiko used and never lost with Nadesico no makenai policy S.
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! Don't be shy!! Yay! Be proud and don't get washed away Hokorashiku nagasaretari shinai yo by myself Let's bloom it slowly Yukkuri to sakasemashou Purely, correctly Kiyoku tadashiku Keep your pace!! Your greatest ally is yourself Ichiban no mikata ha jishinjibun Everyone, be more and more beautiful Minna motto motto utsushiku are Massugu ni susumimashou Let's go straight forward! WE LOVE OSAI.
WE ARE SYD! Rumour has it that the ghost of a girl who committed suicide many years ago appears in the first floor girls' bathroom.
Such stories are currently quite popular and spreading.
Wow! A summer classic, eh? Anyway, be careful when you go the toilet, okay? Could you please explain in depth why I, under any circumstance, would need to go into the girls' bathroom? That's extremely stupid, don't you think? Being a high school student and yet still yapping about some made-up ghost story.
Hagimura-san, we seem to be bumping into each other in the junior bathrooms quite often these days.
It's just your imagination.
Tsuda-kun won't read it.
He'll use it! Hata-san? Oh, hello.
Senpai, what are you doing? I was thinking of doing a special on the ghost stories, so I'm collecting some info about that.
Oh, really? So what kind of things are these? My ears are just itchy.
Don't mind me and continue.
This is a true story, you see A female student wasn't feeling well, so she went to take a rest in the nurse's office.
However, when she suddenly woke up the bed sheets were stained in blood.
It turned out she'd forgotten about her period coming up, and didn't put her pad on.
Huh? What happened to the scary stories? It's fine.
I'll add some false facts to make it scary enough.
You can't do that! You're in the Newspaper Club! Well, don't you worry.
I have a few other highly interesting stories up my sleeve.
Such as the one about a woman's cries coming from the nurse's office at night I just hope those "cries" won't turn out to be the moans of an aroused woman.
Hagimura, I see you're not too good with this scary stuff.
Yeah You're probably thinking I'm just childish anyway, aren't you? Honestly, yes.
Well, that aside, I was thinking that I'm glad I actually got to know a bit more about you.
What are you doing? Well, it's been bothering me The numbers have been decreasing recently Isn't that a good thing? My young body is squirming, desiring more stimulation.
I see With that amount put in, it's officially an adult.
Huh? What's wrong? Look at this one.
I hear weird, freaky voices coming from the hallway on the first floor after school.
I'm so scared that I can't walk through.
What should I do? Even if you ask us This is a bit troublesome, isn't it? Let's just leave it! It's probably a prank anyway! It has to be! Moron! Even if it were a prank, there's no way we can just let it slide like that.
That's because the Student Council's most important task is to answer requests from our students! Right.
Let's investigate it now! Prez You like this kind of stuff, don't you? Yup! School ghost stories, right? School really does feel kind of strange once the classes are over.
Especially at a time like this, when all the students have left already.
All right, let's go.
C-Calm down, Hagimura! Where is that sound coming from?! English Resource Room O-Oh, it's just you, Amakusa! You surprised me.
Stop scaring the students with your creepy laughter, please! Give it back! This is my relaxation time after classes! It's something I confiscated from a student, so it's actually not even mine! What you're saying there is pretty messed up Shut u- I wonder why this boy is all covered in sweat.
Probably because it was taken after he was doing it.
See? If you look closely, you can see the stains on the edge of his underwear Oh, "doing it," eh? What is "doing it?" It's obvious "doing it" is "what" Is there any point in repeating all this? Title: Cat girl's 48 sex techniques A male student brought something like this to school the other day So I confiscated it.
Here.
Honestly It's very indecent.
That's why I'm going to have to call him out after school and extensively teach him the qualities of the real thing! Come on, that was a joke.
Well, to begin with, let's stop that heavy breathing Tsuda, don't you dare read it! I'm not going to! That's right.
Tsuda-kun isn't going to read it.
He's going to use it.
Wait there Mitsuba.
Your lunch today looks quite plain.
Yeah, my blood pressure's been a bit low recently.
What is it? I heard that having boys as a side can "satisfy your bodily needs.
" But I guess it wasn't true.
Who told you that? Wait, I think I can figure that out If there's one receiving then there's one giving-! You sure have a gorgeous lunch every day, Shichijou-senpai.
Really? Would you like to have a bite? May I? Sure thing.
Oh, so that's what it was! But Aria, I'm not impressed.
Why not? Placing your hand underneath may look well mannered at first sight, but in fact it's quite the opposite.
But I think it would make it much more erotic if it's sperm we're talking about here.
Her logic is flawless! There are so many other ways you could have reacted to that argument Suzu-chan, shall I get that for you? Nah, I'm fine.
Um It's all right It's my fault.
Which club is that? I think it's the Judo Club.
Does it interest you? Yes.
I see you're still on about that joke Oh? Takatoshi-kun? Oh, and the Prez, too.
Are you still training? We are.
Would you like to take a look? Is it okay? Of course! Butsudan Flip It sounds like everyone's got lots of spirit.
Yup! Do you guys enter tournaments and such as well? Of course! We all vowed to become champions in the tournaments, get famous, and aim for the gold medal in the Olympics! What impressive team spirit! No, not really Everyone's competing at the same level, though This is what we call Harabai.
It's an exercise where you keep your stomach on the ground and crawl forward using only your arms and legs.
That looks pretty tough, doesn't it? Indeed Tsuda, the stimulation from rubbing your thing against the ground would probably make you cum.
That's not what I'm talking about.
That's Ukemi.
Looks pretty painful.
It's not as bad as it looks.
Are there no attacks? Huh? If there are defensive moves, then surely there are offensive moves as well! This is the practice for Newaza.
That's incorrect.
What is? It should be done like this! Wow! And then once you're in this position, attacks aimed at the ears are very effective! I see! "I see" my ass! Amazing Get more tangled up Yes! That's good Women entangled by each other This This! This will sell! By the way, you're Tsuda-kun, right? Um, yes.
Seriously, Mutsumi talks about you all the time.
Oh, come on! I'm just thankful to him because he helped me out a lot when I was making this club.
Don't mind this, okay? Sure.
But you better release her soon.
Give up! The other day, my younger sister asked me to watch over her son's studies.
He entered elementary school just this year.
I see.
And so, I taught him the times tables.
1x1=1 1x2=2 1x3=3 1x4=4 1x5=5 1x6=6 1x7=7 1x8=8 1x9~ =9 And they beat me up when I said that.
I wonder why.
I also taught him the symbol for social studies.
When I did that, I got beaten up again.
I wonder why.
There's no need to answer your questions, so please make your way out.
Today, I will be conducting an interview with the most famous male student in the school, Vice-President Tsuda Takatoshi-kun.
So basically, what type of woman do you prefer? Uh Uh, girls with beautiful smiles, for example? He says he likes girls with a great face during orgasm.
Don't pretend you deliberately misheard me Sign: Orgasm Face Computers sure put a lot of strain on your eyes There's a way to avoid that.
I'll lend it to you.
So what is a beginner like me supposed to do with that? I want to go home and wash my body already.
You're really obsessed with keeping yourself clean, Shichijou-senpai.
You think so? Keeping yourself clean is a good thing.
You're right! Enemas sure are wonderful! Wonderful enemy Invincible End of semester ceremony My hiccups won't stop.
But I have to give a speech in front of the whole school for assembly People say it stops if you swallow something.
Oh, right? Do we have any drinks in here? Here you go.
Gulp Throw it out already It still won't stop How about holding your breath? Holding my breath, huh? I'm not too fond of suffocation.
Let's try as though your life depended on it! Keep it up! Keep it up! This person does the most outrageous things with a smile.
No, come clothed There is no effective way to stop hiccups.
The best way to get rid of it would be to wait until it stops naturally.
However, if it continues for an extended period of time, it could signify a symptom of something bigger, so do be careful.
You're in my way.
Oh, it stopped.
That was surprising, wasn't it? Standing on this stage makes me nervous every time.
Why don't you try drawing the character for "person" on your palm and gulping it down? I think that wouldn't calm me down at all Then how about writing "younger sister" instead? Wouldn't it be "older sister" in Tsuda-kun's case? Please, don't think I'll comment on everything you say.
Next up will be a caution notice from the Student Council.
I'm the Student Council President, Amakusa Shino.
Summer vacation will be starting tomorrow Takatoshi-kun's turning red from nervousness.
How cute! The Prez is red, too She kind of looks like she's enjoying it Stretches We finally managed to get the speech over and done with successfully.
That's great, isn't it? Click Oh, no! My bra hook snapped! This bra doesn't match my size any more Just give up! Exam Questions Mathematics I Being an academically oriented school, they sure do give us a lot of homework for holidays This should be doable within 5 days.
What? I have other lessons to attend, so I guess it might take about a week to do this.
Huh? I've finished already.
Wha-?! I'd like everyone to take a look at the printout in front of you.
I think there will be a few days during the summer holidays when I'll need you guys to come to school.
Is there anything you want us to bring then? It's mostly minor work, so probably not.
So, it's all right if we don't bring anything, right? No Come dressed.
Uh, no.
She didn't mean the other one.
Also, please try not to make any plans on this day.
We're going swimming at the beach for a day.
Swimming at the beach? It's a traditional event held by the Student Council in order to strengthen our bonds.
Well, since it's a tradition, just take it easy and come along.
She seems pretty excited Listen, listen! Do you want to go shopping for new swimsuits? What should I do It might be a waste if my size didn't change But Shino-chan! Your arms, hips, bum, and legs are all very slim! 4 wins and one loss! You still win! But I'm still no match for Aria, who's got 5 matches in a row Shino-chan! How do I look? Miss, please! Those are our products You're so lucky, Taka-nii I want to go to the beach as well! You're an exam student this year, aren't you? You've gotta study hard.
Man! You're so useless, Taka-nii.
It's discouraging to tell someone to do something they're already trying to do.
It's like when your sexual arousal dampens when a girl tells you to "give it to her" when you're already trying to "do her.
" Having a certain amount of shame is important, too I look just like a child I look just like a child Ha! Oh no it's morning Ha! Yada asa da Hi! What time is it? Hi! Ima nanji? Fu! It's okay just five more minutes Fu… Mada heiki ato gofun He? I need to hurry He? Isoganakya With some hot milk Ho-t milk de Go! I'm totally ready for the day Go! Ichinichi ha danzen banzen Going around the corner with toast in my mouth, Toast kuwae magari kado and crash, that's where I fall in love Gottsunko de I fall in love Stop, aren't you watching too much anime? Cho w anime no misugi ja nai? My hobby is fantasizing! I am a common Mousou ga shumi I am shomin Yeah yeah The first lesson is also a type of training Hai hai! Shigyou aru shu no shuugyou is all part of the days of youth Seishun no hibi yo Yeah yeah first period in the pool so ridiculous Hai hai! Ichigen pool ariene These days you really have to say "good job" Good gob na hibi yo Googling Guguttari Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Wikittari wikittari Motto voice wo Use your voice more It's an information society Jouhou shakai Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! If I swim and use up unnecessary strength then the drops would splash too in the blue spring Oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukau wa shizuku mo hajikeru aoi haru Second period, I'm already hungry Nigen de sude ni hungry Digestion, absorption? I agree Shouka kyuushuu ni I agree I've been waiting for it, it's lunch time Mattemashita lunch time The Broadcasting Club sends out anime songs Housoubu anison nagasu! Yeah yeah love affairs I've had crushes too Hai hai! Ren'ai koi ni koishite! Yeah yeah let me borrow your notebook it's a give and take Hai hai! Note wo kashite yo, give & take It's like an e-mail "I want to meet you right now" from a boyfrend Aitai! Kare kara mail kita teki na Yeah yeah It'm my technique i've been modestly pride about Hai hai! Kenkyo ni jiman technique The sunset Yuuyake ga Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! brings about sorrow Aishuu sasou Motto voice wo Use your voice more In the classroom Kyoushitsu de Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Talking and listening a meaningless nonsense… I'm happy that someone agrees in the blue spring Imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshiii aoi haru Next Time Preview Next time on Seitokai Yakuindomo, we'll cover pages 133 through 150 of the first volume of the original comics.
Shino-chan, you sound excited.
We're going to the beach, after all.
Why are you guys already wearing your swimsuits? It's getting bigger Tsuda-kun is a boy's love