Shake It Up! s01e01 Episode Script

Start It Up

Selamat pagi.
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Hadirin sekalian.
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Kami disini untuk menghibur kalian Jika kalian menyukai kami, berilah kami dollar If you don't like us Oh, who am I kidding? You're going to love us.
Here you go.
Pass it on, please.
Hit it, Rocky.
Whoo! Take a little moment to relieve our intention Lose yourself to somebody else Your mind's the creator and your body's the extension Hit me there, I'll get it back If I scratch your back, you need to scratch mine You need to get yours, I need to get mine How did we do? How did we do? It's a stinking dime.
Oh, come on, people! Yesterday there was a guy here with a psychic cat.
His name was Mittens, and even I gave him a dollar.
So let's try this again, people.
I'm Rocky.
Over there is CeCe, and we're the only ones in our class that don't have cell phones.
Plus we need operations.
What? How did we do this time? Someone stole our dime.
Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor It can get a little crazy and the kick gets the floor Make a scene, make a scene nobody can ignore Don't knock it 'til you rock it, we can't take it no more Bring the lights up Bust the doors down Dust yourself off, shake it up, shake it up DJ, set it off, take it up a notch All together now, shake it up, shake it up Sh-sh-sh-shake it up You've gotta change it up And when you've had enough, sh-sh-sh-shake it up Bring the lights up, bust the doors down When you've had enough, shake it up, shake it up .
Edited by WaitinZ @ Deefun These are the hottest moves you won't see anywhere else right here on "Shake It Up Chicago.
" Yo, Rocky! Hustle it up! School starts in 20! Quit yelling! You're going to wake the whole neighborhood! Shh! Did you shush me? Well, I wouldn't have to yell if only "I had a cell phone!" How did you know I was going to say that? Sweetheart, those were your first words.
All right, I'm off To fight crime.
Mom? Yeah? You're a cop, not a superhero.
A single mom raising two kids on her own is a superhero.
And the only reason why I'm not wearing a cape is because I'm behind on laundry.
Bye, Mom.
Oh! Come here.
Bye, Flynn.
Ooh.
Don't forget to give your brother breakfast.
Hey love you.
Love you, too.
Love you, too.
Can I get Toaster Tarts? Flynn, they're 90% sugar.
Ooh.
Do you have anything 100%? We've got five minutes to get to the train.
You live one flight up.
How are you always late? Give me a break.
That scary one-eyed pigeon was on the fire escape again! Let's go! I can't.
I gotta get some food in Flynn.
One-minute breakfast.
Oh, no.
Not one-minute breakfast.
Get him! Get him! And in five, four, three, two Breakfast! Breakfast! No.
You hate me, don't you? Can you eat a bowl of cereal in 30 seconds? No.
I would like when it gets mushy with milk.
Ok, Rocky, hit it.
I want bacon.
We don't have any bacon! And why is there no bacon? I bust my butt in third grade, and all I ask for is a lousy strip of bacon.
Ooh.
That's what grandma eats.
Here.
Take it to go.
You know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
It looks like a big bag of vomit.
Yes, but it's the most important bag of vomit of the day.
High alert! High alert! Could he be any cuter? Call me! You know? If I ever get a cell phone.
Okay, CeCe, Rocky.
What's up? Hey, Deuce.
Hi, Deuce.
Check it out, chicas two tickets for Lady Gaga.
How obstructed? Ladies room stall three.
As tempting as that is, we're saving for cell phones.
Are you sure? I'll throw in a complimentary watch.
You sold us these watches.
Mine has the big hand, and hers has the little one.
I begged you to buy the warranty.
Not so fast.
I got something that's perfect for you ladies.
Check this out.
"Shake It Up Chicago" Auditions on the 10th? "looking for teen background dancers 13 and up".
Get out of here! "Shake It Up Chicago" It's only, like, our favorite TV dance show in the world.
We watch it every Saturday.
Those dancers are sick.
Oh, I would so kill you to be on that show.
Oh, I would so let you.
Oh, Rocky! Hey, what time you got? Late for English.
Hello, peoples, I am Gunter.
And I am Tinka.
And we are The Hedsenheifers.
The Hedsenheifers.
We know who you are.
You've been exchange students since the first grade.
And when do we get to exchange you back? I see you have a flyer for the "Shake It Up Chicago" local popular television dance program.
We also have a flyer.
Now is your chance to exit from the audition gracefully, hanging your heads like dogs.
Wait a second, Stinka.
Oh! That was a good one.
Was that not a good one? That was so good.
We're so good.
Why wouldn't we audition? We are the best dancers in Chicago.
Don't be looney-nutty.
You're not even the best dancers in this hallway.
Is that the bell for class? Or is it your cell phones that don't exist? Text us! Text us! Hey, we should practice some moves for the audition.
Yeah, about that.
I don't think I'm ready for this.
Maybe Gunter and Tinka are right.
Why would you list to anything they say? What are you, looney-nutty? Maybe I am, but I'm still not going.
It's too scary.
Oh, come on, Rock.
Don't do this again.
Do what? Be you talk yourself out of doing something before it even happens.
All our lives we've dreamed about being professional dancers.
Now we can see if we're good enough.
I think there's going to be big kids there.
Ty, could you please talk to your sister? She's too scared to audition for "Shake It Up Chicago.
" That's 'cause she can't do this.
I can do that.
Hey! All right.
But you can't do this.
Hey! Yeah! Oh, yeah? In my sleep.
Good.
Do that at the audition tomorrow and you've got nothing to worry about.
Ty, you're really good.
You should audition with us.
No, thanks.
I don't dance for the man.
But I do dance for the woman.
Hey! What's up, baby? It's your time to shine Roll the dice Take a chance in life, just roll the dice This will be your time, so roll the dice Wow.
Nothing's gonna stop you now Big kids.
Big kids.
I told you there was big kids! Take a chance in life, just roll the dice Look! There's the host of "Shake It Up Chicago" Gary Wilde.
He looks taller on TV.
Really? Here's an idea.
Let's go home and check.
No.
Rocky! Yes, you're No, no, no, no! Oh! Oh! Sorry, upside down guy.
My bad.
CeCe, does anyone here dance on their feet? Hope your brought your hoodie, 'cause when Gary Wilde hits the floor, it gets a little cooler.
Look at this.
You two remind of of little, tiny fairies that live in the woods.
Do you need fairies? 'Cause, uh, we could be fairies.
You want me to autograph your picture of me? Oh, we don't have a picture of you.
That's all right.
I have some.
Lucky girls.
Well, are you ready to do this? No.
Aren't you the least bit nervous? Mm, I don't get nervous.
You know what I do? I just picture everyone around here naked.
Okay, I'm putting even more clothes on that one.
Burn it up It's hot up in this party tonight This is fly, that's why they call us all the way up Get your hands up, all the way up Turn it up Great job.
You're all moving on to the next round Except for you, you, you and you.
I can't believe we made it this far! Neither can we.
All right, kids, I only got six openings for background dancers, so one last step.
It's the spotlight dance.
Just you, your moves, and 10,000 kilowatts of hot, white light highlighting your every flaw.
And remember have fun! All right! You're good.
You just don't have the look we're looking for.
Next! That guy was great, and they let him go.
What chance do we have? A better chance now that he's gone.
Next up Rocky Blue.
That's you.
Good luck.
Okay.
Rocky, let go.
Rocky, let go.
R-Rocky! Let go! There you are.
And may I say, "wow.
" Let's see what you got.
Hit it! I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're in! Seriously? I'm in? I'm gonna be on the show every week? Thanks, Gar'.
I called him Gar'! All right, next dancer is CeCe Jones.
Remember, don't get nervous.
It's not as scary as it looks.
Nervous? I've been waiting for this my whole life.
Ah.
Young.
Funky.
Great look.
You're perfect.
Now if you could just dance without falling on your butt, you're in.
I don't need no beat to tell me how to move my feet Just go and do what you do CeCe! You gotta dance! Can't dance.
Might fall on butt.
But Gary said you were perfect.
Yeah.
No pressure there.
Remember, just picture someone naked.
I am picturing someone naked But it's me! Tick tock.
Is she going to dance or not? Oh, she's going to dance.
Sorry, kid.
But, Gary, she's got the look.
CeCe, wait! You all right? No, Rocky.
I'm not all right.
I froze up there.
That was the most embarrassing day of my life.
I walk around thinking I'm so cool, but in real life I'm a loser.
That's ridiculous.
I can't remember one time where you ever acted like a loser.
Really? Remember when we were at camp, and I wanted to race those canoes? They were very unstable.
No.
I'm very unstable.
I tipped over the canoe, cut my lip, then my top came off.
CeCe, you were 10.
No one even knew you were a girl.
I knew.
Sorry.
Loser.
Stop it.
Ow.
Ow.
That that hurts.
CeCe Jones is not a loser.
CeCe Jones is a girl who has the guts to try all these crazy things, and I, as your B.
F.
F.
, get to try them, too.
That's true.
In many ways, I'm awesome.
You are awesome, and, uh, I'm kind of awesome, too.
No, no, no.
You're awesomer.
Say hello to the newest background dancers of "Shake It Up Chicago.
" I'm Gunter, and this is Oh, no! Tinka has frozen in her spotlight! Oh, Tinka! Gunter.
Hey, hey, hey.
What? What are you still doing in your P.
J.
s? I was just about to pick you up and take you to the show.
I don't want to be on "Shake It Up Chicago.
" I mean, it's going to be no fun without you.
Gunter and Tinka will be there.
Now I don't even want to watch the show.
Rocky I may not be on "Shake It Up Chicago," but I'll still going to be there to support you.
We're totally in this together.
It doesn't matter.
It's too late.
I was supposed to be there at 9:00.
It's 8:30.
I look like a zombie, and I haven't even brushed my teeth.
We'll make it.
Open.
We'll run up to your place and grab some clothes.
That sound good? Now, now, now, now spit.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Later, mom! Go.
Mmm.
Minty! Here's your host Gary Wilde! Hello, Chicago! You're watching the show that has it all New music, new videos and the dance moves you'll be doing at home tomorrow.
This is "Shake It Up Chicago"! I'm your host Gary Wilde, and I am this tall in real life.
Come with me.
I can't.
I'm not on the show.
Yeah, well, I am, and like you said, we're in this together.
What what are you doing? Not letting you miss the dream.
Come on.
What? No, I can't! No! Come on.
Get over here! Sorry.
Where did you get the handcuffs? They're your mom's.
I'm sure she won't miss 'em for a day.
All right, dirt bag.
Hands behind your back.
And keep 'em behind your back unless you want me to put these handcuffs on you.
They're really super pinchy.
Yeah We can make a change It's our generation Our generation Nothing's in our way It's our generation Rock, keep on rockin' Stop, pretty girl Nobody else is like you Raise your voe, say what you feel Time is in our hands It's our generation Whoa.
What's CeCe doing on TV? I don't know.
For a girl who isn't on the show, she's on the show a lot.
Sure, she has time to dance on TV, but she can't pick up a lousy pack of bacon? Whoa It's our generation That's right.
People are dancing so good It should be illegal.
We'll be right back with more music, more dancing and the premiere of Usher's newest video right here on "Shake It Up Chicago.
" And we're out.
Two minutes, people! We totally just danced on TV.
And we totally rocked it.
Girls? And we're totally getting thrown out of here.
Well, well, well.
That was quite a little show you ladies put on out there.
Look, I'm sorry, but please don't fire Rocky.
It's my fault.
She's wrong.
I'm the one who chained us together, because she belongs here.
She's an awesome dancer.
Wrong.
You're both awesome dancers.
You got the skills.
You got the look.
But what you pulled out there was just weird and unexpected, and I liked it! But you pull something like that again, and you are off the show.
Uh, um, wait here.
Come on! Wait a second, Gary.
To be off the show must mean I'm on the show? Yeah.
You two got that whole "it" factor.
I think our audience is going to eat you up.
We would like to be eaten.
Who are you? I'm Gunter.
Und I am Tinka.
Und I don't care.
Thank you, Gary! We won't let you down! And in five, four, three Let's do this thing.
Oh, uh, Rocky, you can let us loose now.
All right.
Where's the secret button? What secret button? You know, the secret button that opens the handcuffs.
Duh.
It's called a "key.
" Where's the key? Breakfast is not a bag of vomit.
We got mail from Shake It Up Chicago, Ow.
Open the mail.
Open the mail.
Open the mail.
Wow, forty dollars each! That's every week.
Ok, we've got to take fifty dollars and buy your mom a new handcarfs twenty dollars for crystal dance clothes, and eight dollars for transportation.
That leaves us with Two bucks.
Wow.
But next week, we get to keep the whole eighty.
Wow, Cellphone! Bacon! Cookie! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Edited by WaitinZ @ Deefun