Shake It Up! s01e03 Episode Script

Give It Up

And now, Shake It Up Chicago presents the Spotlight Dance of the Week.
Let's hear it for the one, the only, CeCe Jones.
Uh, hit the road, buzz kill.
This is a solo gig.
CeCe, you're asleep.
This is a dream.
I know.
A dream come true.
Uh, you don't find it strange that you were making out with Robert Pattinson before you came out here and started dancing? Don't worry.
I didn't let him bite my neck.
Okay, if this isn't a dream, then, uh, why is Gary Wilde dressed as a giant hot dog, dancing with some squeezy mustard? I'm a star.
No, I'm a superstar.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up! Oh, hey, Rocky.
I was having a dream, and you were there.
And Gary Wilde was a hot dog dancing with some squeezy mustard.
What do you think that's about? Um, that you shouldn't have eaten four hot dogs last night.
You're good.
Okay, get up.
Get dressed.
You know Mrs.
Locassio from the third floor? The woman who doesn't like you? She does like me.
Everyone likes me! Anyway, I volunteered us at her Senior Center, and we're gonna perform for them this morning.
Senior Center.
Unless you're talking about high school seniors, I am going back to sleep.
Wake up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up! Isn't community service great? Sure, if you're trying to stay out of jail.
What's the matter, Mrs.
Locassio? Is your arthritis acting up, and you can't clap your hands? You call that dancing? I danced better than that when I was a Vegas showgirl, and I did it in my birthday suit.
Of course, that was before I had my hip replaced.
Well, let's see how good you really are, 'cause it's time for everyone to dance.
And remember, it's not your birthday.
Oh, yeah.
Say what? Say what? Who's got the groove? Who's got the groove? I don't know about the groove, but I know I got the gout.
Come on.
Dancing is a great way to get some exercise and increase mobility.
I don't wanna dance.
Leave me alone.
I don't like you! Well, I mean, sure you do.
I mean, everybody likes me.
I'm adorable.
Come on.
Let's have fun.
Ready? Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh- Ow! I think you broke my other hip.
This guy is amazing.
I mean, does he even have bones in his body? He's like a jellyfish.
A dancing jellyfish.
I'll never get a Spotlight Dance.
Why did I have to be born with a spinal column? That was Johnny B in the Spotlight Dance! Let's get real now.
Next week, Shake It Up presents our all-day dance marathon.
We're raising money for local charities because Shake It Up cares.
And cut.
That's a wrap.
Oh, I'm glad that's done.
All right.
Listen up, dancers.
I need you to pick a partner and a charity for the marathon.
Start signing up sponsors, people.
Last couple standing wins five grand for the cause.
They can help the Senior Center.
We can give them a new couch, a new stereo, all the prune juice they can drink.
Rocky, enough with the charity work already.
I'm not wasting another Saturday.
We're out.
And don't forget, last couple standing also wins a special Spotlight Dance of the Week.
We're in! Okay, who's gonna sponsor my sister Rocky in the Shake It Up marathon? Hey, Tommy.
Come on, people.
Give till it hurts.
Or at least until this sheet is filled up.
Dude, it wouldn't kill you to make a donation.
I am making a donation of my time.
Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap.
Get off my back, man.
I'm saving up for a car.
Yeah? Well, I bet it'll be a cheap car.
Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap.
Maybe it will.
But I'm not giving you a ride.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
Oh, look who's still trying to get sponsors for the marathon.
Our sheet's already filled up.
We stood outside our papa's butcher shop, and everyone who pledged got a free garlic saus!ge.
Who are you guys dancing for? Well, if you must know, we will be shaking our moneymakers for the Mousse Foundation.
Since when are moose an endangered species? Not these moose.
These mousse! Mousse Foundation provides hair care products for underprivileged children.
But not just mousse.
Also gel, shampoos, and conditioners.
Thanks to Mousse Foundation, the less fortunate never looked more fabulous.
You could use a little help, huh? And the last couple standing wins five grand for their charity.
Oh! You two will never win the marathon.
You're too weak and scrawny.
What we need is a couple of fat broads dancing for us.
Come on, Mrs.
Everybody else seems to be excited about this.
You think they're excited now? Watch this.
Bingo! Would it kill her to say "thank you"? CeCe, this isn't about getting props.
It's about bringing in a little joy to the elderly.
Besides, Mrs.
Locassio reminds me of grandmother.
Really? Your grandmother doesn't like you? Grammy likes me.
Locassio likes me.
Everyone likes me! I love your macaroni sculpture.
You're a very talented artist.
Let me know when you stop talking.
I'll turn my hearing aid back on.
Well, before you do, I have a few choice words for you.
Hey, hey, hey.
Yo, Rocky.
Look what I got for us for the Shake It Up marathon.
Bang Pow Zoom energy drinks.
Each can has more caffeine than three cups of coffee.
But you're saying it all wrong.
Each can has more caffeine than three cups of coffee.
If we drink all this, we'll be up till Christmas.
But you're saying it all wrong.
If we drink this- Yeah, yeah.
I get it.
But drinking this is like a professional athlete taking steroids before a game.
Why? It's just fruit punch with a little kick.
That's how it starts.
First, energy drinks.
That leads to harder stuff.
Next thing you know, you're thrown off the show, you drop out of school, your mom kicks you out, and you're living behind a Dumpster! And everyone knows that you can't plug your cell phone into a rat's mouth! Fine.
But if we don't get that Spotlight Dance- I mean, money for those sweet senior citizens- it is on you.
Be back soon.
"Bang Pow Zoom"? Me likey.
Hey, Deuce.
Look, my cousin, Seraphina, is launching a line of really cool clothes, and I'm doing a little market research for her.
What do you think? Ooh! Hang on.
Ahh! Nice couture, huh? FYI, Seraphina told me "couture" means fancy clothes.
Thought it meant lady parts.
You like? No.
We love.
Good, 'cause they're yours.
Thanks, Deuce.
You're the best.
Yeah, but what's the catch? Why do you always think I'm working some angle? Okay, so here's the angle.
You gotta wear it in the marathon and give it a little free advertising.
No problem.
Yes, problem.
It seems selfish to use a charity event to promote somebody's business.
We're supposed to be dancing to help old people.
Cousin Seraphina is old.
She's 26.
Well, charity does begin at home.
What happened to all the energy drinks? Ooh! Bang Pow Zoom! Get him! I'll get him, too! You know that part in Midnight Moon where it says "Good night, nobody"? The parrot creeps me out.
You know what else creeps me out? Tuna.
Pack in water, pack in oil.
Make a decision! No! No! I'm sure he'll calm down soon.
You know what else creeps me out? The vowels.
I get A, E, I, O, and U, but why Y? Why? Why? It's going to be a long night.
So tired.
Must sleep.
I just had the worst dream.
We were supposed to dance all day long in the marathon, but Flynn kept us up the entire night before.
Could you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep! Ladies! You're looking I was gonna say "good.
" Now - gonna go with "yuck.
" He's right.
We look terrible.
When my great-aunt Sylvia died, they did her makeup just like that.
Okay, everyone.
Quick reminder.
No matter what, don't stop moving on the dance floor, or you're out.
Now, we're about to go live on the air, so what happens here will be broadcast out there as it happens.
Now, remember, kids, there's a lot riding on this marathon.
Yeah, the Spotlight Dance.
He meant a lot of money for charity.
Can you not think about yourself for, like, one minute4? You're right.
I'll just think about Mrs.
Locassio and how she doesn't like you.
She does like me.
Everybody likes me! Not everybody.
Welcome to the Shake It Up charity dance marathon.
I'm Gary Wilde.
The pledge lines are now open, and it's time to get this party started! I swear, I'm never touching another energy drink as long as I live.
Good, because the less energy you have, the easier you are to babysit.
I would object to being called a baby, but right now I need a nap.
I'm so tired.
You know, I could really go for a few sips of What am I saying? I must stay away from that devil juice.
Yo, check this out.
It's been three hours, and we're still shaking it up for charity.
Call that number on your screen, or text a pledge to 6767.
Look here, folks.
We got a challenge.
Deuce has donated $5 and is challenging Ty Blue to meet it or beat it.
What? He also wants me to add this: "Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap.
" He's calling me out? Deuce is calling me out? What, does he think I'm his little puppet? He pulls the strings, and I pick up the phone and make a donation? Hmph.
What was that number again? Another one bites the dust.
Well, who could be on top of their game after four grueling hours? Oh, that's right.
Me, Gary Wilde.
Thank you.
Oh, here's a generous donation from Ty Blue.
Pledging $20 for support of his sister, Rocky.
Pledge is also in memory of his friend, Deuce, who is now dead to him.
Ha! Take that, Deuce.
And it only cost me 20 bucks.
No, it cost you 20 bucks for every hour they dance.
Even I knew that, and I'm 8.
But they've already been dancing for four hours.
That's- That's, um- I gotta get down to the studio and stop them from dancing.
I need to fix this.
And I need to nap.
You'll just have to nap up here.
This is outrageous! Just wait till my mom hears about Oh, yeah! Whoo! Yeah! We're going to give our four remaining couples a little break and go to commercial.
We'll be right back.
You better be, too.
And we're clear.
You guys do know you don't have to dance during the break, right? We know.
We're just rubbing ourselves in your face.
Ready, Gunther? Let's break.
And again.
Hey! Help! Whoa.
You two look sleepy.
And you're getting sleier.
- # Good night # - What are you doing? Cheering you on.
Really? Because it sounded more like you were putting us to sleep.
Don't be ridiculous.
Lullaby and good night Ladies! You're doing great.
Don't forget to show the Seraphina label every chance you get, and keep the lights on.
I don't know how much longer I can do this.
I'm running on fumes.
You just need a jump start.
You just pinched me.
What was that for? I did it for the old people.
As we enter our eighth hour, we go on remote to one of the charities our final dancers are competing for.
Welcome to Shake It Up Cares.
It's a pleasure to be here.
I've never seen your show before.
It's awful.
Aren't the elderly adorable? Anyway, Rocky and CeCe are dancing their little butts off for you.
Is there something you'd like to say to them? Yes, there is.
Tell the little one she's dancing like she has a load in her pants.
And tell the big one I have cataracts, but even I can see she has a zit on her forehead.
That's it.
I don't have to take that from some old, cranky neighbor lady.
I'm out.
We have to be the last ones standing.
Why bother to dance for someone who doesn't even appreciate it? 'Cause I'm going to get a "thank you" from that old bat if it kills me.
Aha! Aha, what? Aha, I was right.
This is all about Mrs.
I admit it.
But I don't care.
I'm going to get her to like me.
Rocky, why does everyone have to like you? Because when people like you, it means you're a good person.
Rocky, trust me, you're the best person I know.
Hearing that from you is even better than hearing it from Mrs.
So we can stop dancing now? No way.
We're going to be the last ones standing, even if you're not standing.
Whee! Ooh! I'm all pooped out.
I give up.
What if Papa gave up when he was carrying you across the mountain to freedom? What are you talking about? They flew here.
Business class.
And we're down to our final two couples.
How much longer can they last? Bang Pow Zoom.
Hello, old friend.
I don't think I can carry you anymore.
I mean, we did our best, and we said we would dance till we dropped.
And now it's time to drop.
I'm sorry.
Ow! My pants just shocked me! Ow! My top zapped me.
Hey! Oh! Ow! I don't think your cousin, Seraphina, is gonna be on Project Runway any time soon.
Ow! Well, she can't go back to being an electrician.
She was lousy at that.
And the official winners of the marathon are Rocky and CeCe! As the last standing couple, they will now close our show with a Spotlight Dance of the Week.
Take it away, girls.
# I don't need no one to tell me how to feel the beat # # I don't need no beat to tell me how to move my feet # Okay! Okay! # Just go and do what you do # Hey, hey, hey! # 'Cause there's nothing to prove # Yeah! # I'm just being me, watch me do me # Yeah, yeah! # I don't need no magazine to tell me who to be # Watch this.
Bang Pow Zoom.
# I'm just being me, watch me do me # How you feeling, little man? Aahh! Oh.
Oh, I feel horrible.
Thanks for Take care of me.
No problum, You just lucky that you get good friend as me to watch your back.
I Owe you one, Budy.
Nah, We are even.
"I Love Ty.
" - # Just Sh-Shake It Up#.
- # Shake It Up #.