Single Drunk Female (2022) s02e01 Episode Script

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(GATE BUZZES)
(LOCK BOOMS SHUT)
SAMANTHA: Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.
- It's all triggering.
- (DOOR OPENS)
MAN: Samantha Fink?
Let's go.
♪
SAMANTHA: I mean,
the sounds, the smells
Hold up.
SAMANTHA: I mean, the last
time I woke up here I was still drunk.
It just all felt so hopeless.
I didn't even know if I'd
make it to my next birthday.
But I did. It's today.
I'm 29. (CHUCKLES)
You don't have to say anything.
Anyway, I made it. I'm here, I'm alive.
Is it perfect? No, absolutely not.
I still live with my mother.
And the mattress there is terrible.
It's, like, super soft.
And too, like, pillow-toppy for my taste.
But I do have the first
real job I've had in years,
which is great, and, do I have a boyfriend?
No, but I have dated a little bit.
Honestly, there's not much out there.
You guys are not missing anything.
(LAUGHS) Believe me.
But the point that I'm trying to make is
I didn't get here alone.
I have a sponsor, who's amazing,
and a real community that supports me.
And they all helped me understand that
this did not have to be the end of my story.
- It's
- No. That's the end.
Yeah, it's been 20 minutes.
Thank you so much
for that inspiring share, Samantha.
And thank you, ladies, for coming.
Now you can head out to Bible study.
Be sure to say what up to my big dog JC
and his mama. (CHUCKLES)
("OVERLIVIN" BY SOUL PLUS MIND
& JANAE E. PLAYING)
Yeah, call it money ♪
- Call it bass, I'm a boss ♪
- Thank you ♪
International I'm flying ♪
'Cross the coast, yes, I'm packing ♪
I've been working on my car ♪
- Morning, Mary.
- Morning, Sam.
Up the shore ♪
Ah, ah, you good? Yeah, I'm good ♪
Oh, Jeff.
Yeah, you're getting worse
at opening things, man.
You're getting worse at stuff.
Hey. Grab your shit, come with me.
But I
- Just come with me. Let's go.
- Okay. I
I was actually early today, though.
I already sent you the list
of the chunkiest "chowdahs" on
the South Shore, so I don't know
- if you saw that, but it's definitely
- What are you talking about?
- In your inbox.
- I'm not worried about that.
Okay. It's just that it's been my experience
when a boss says, like, "Come with me,"
something very bad is about to happen.
- You're very paranoid.
- With good reason.
This, right here
That's your desk.
- Me? Mine?
- Yes, it's yours. Congratulations.
You've been killing it here. Take a seat,
please. Seriously, - Okay.
It's been amazing.
When your Legal Sea Food top ten went viral,
that was huge for us. And you ate
so much lobster.
- So much lobster. Yeah.
- Unhealthy amounts.
I still don't feel right,
if I'm being honest.
- (TOILET FLUSHES)
- Oh.
What's up, Dave?
Um, I'm sorry about that.
It's just, there's not - Yeah, no.
A lot of space up here. All the desks
- It's fine. I'm kind of into it.
- Were taken.
- I love it. Thank you.
- Yeah. Good.
Yeah.
Um, while you're here
- Yeah?
- I was just wondering, maybe I could
write something a bit longer.
- Uh
- Not that I don't love being
the listicle lady, 'cause I do. I just
I actually worked
at a grocery store recently
and was, like, slicing deli
meat and very bad at it,
- so I'm very grateful for this. I just
- Just chill right now,
all right? I gave you a desk. A toilet desk.
It's a clear vote of confidence.
But, yes, if you have samples,
send them to me.
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
I mean, I'll I'll do it right now.
Before you get back to your desk.
- I'll send them.
- Okay, cool.
Send them when you're done
with this panic attack.
Okay. Okay. Oh, and, - Cool.
Hey, Alex, um I'm actually, I'm having,
a birthday party tonight.
I don't know if you're free.
I know it's kind of last-minute,
but I kind of went all out.
There's gonna be,
like, a photo booth and a taco truck.
So, I don't know. If you want to swing by
Uh, I would love to, I would.
Um but I'm your boss.
- Of course.
- And I just gave you a desk.
- I don't want people thinking
- Right.
Something weird's going on, and
- No, me either.
- But, uh,
- happy birthday.
- You too.
- That doesn't make sense.
- No.
(CHUCKLES)
Wow.
♪
(COUGHS)
(GRUNTS) - Would you stop it
with the chairs? You're pregnant.
- I'm 11 weeks.
- Sit.
(SCOFFS) Okay.
(INHALES, EXHALES)
You ready for your birthday surprise?
- Yeah.
- You're greeting today.
Oh, yay. I get to touch
clammy newcomer palms.
It took me four years
to be promoted to greeter,
and she doesn't even appreciate it.
Okay, well, we'll take it from here, Mark.
- Whoa.
- Some people are
so touchy about belly button birthdays.
- They think they're no big deal.
- Yeah, well,
I think this one's kind of a big deal.
It's the first time I felt like celebrating
my existence since I was 11.
I'm happy for you, Sam.
Most people, sober or not,
do not have a life
- that they are actively proud of.
- Thank you.
I'm trying. But I want more, you know?
I want, like, a real
relationship and hot sex.
- And maybe a "Pullitzer."
- Pulitzer.
- Whatever.
- Well, you know what they say,
throw a party and the rest
of your life falls into place.
That's sarcasm.
Could still be true.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Ooh, someone looks hot.
- Thank you.
No, by someone I meant me.
- Oh.
- You look okay, too.
It's cute, right?
- Yes. I love it.
- It's so cute.
Ooh. Let me, uh, show you what I got for Sam
at that cute shop around the corner.
Shut the front door. Is that a journal?
- Mm-hmm.
- That's what I got her.
- Really?
- I was like,
"What do I get someone who doesn't booze
"and talks about her
frigging feelings all the time?"
Anyway, I think mine's different enough.
It's got a sparkly unicorn on the cover
and a lock with a tiny key
for her tiny hands and her big dreams.
- That's what I wrote on the card.
- That's good.
You ready to see Joel tonight?
Yeah, I'm excited for it.
I mean, we did it right.
We're still really good friends.
- Her ex-husband.
- Wow. Seriously?
Tell me about it. My baby daddy texts me
every two years, "Sup, Felicia?"
And it takes every ounce of my being
not to hurl my phone in the frigging river.
I know. Joel and I have the best
divorce ever.
I mean, technically we haven't
signed the papers yet,
but we're both in a really great place.
It's amazing.
It's not like I'm upset, you know?
I just have this, like,
intense physical reaction
every time I hear her name.
Which I've been told
is actually really normal, so
Have you read The Body
Keeps the Score? I have it.
I'm gonna give this book to you right now.
Is it a thriller?
I mostly read James Patterson.
I've been doing
Thriller Thursdays where I order
takeout and then curl up
at home with my Jimmy P.
James Patterson doesn't write his own books.
- He uses foreign undergrads.
- Oh.
How's the house?
So great. Yeah.
At first I thought it would be hard
living in the Craftsman that I built
specifically for me, Brit,
and two to four of our children,
but it's been amazing.
Yeah, I find myself
falling asleep in any room
'cause it's so quiet.
So quiet.
Joel, you know it's okay
to be upset about the divorce, right?
I am upset about the divorce.
- So, you g
- (GUITAR CHORD TWANGS)
Bob.
Mm. That is literally the sound
- of one of my migraines.
- (CHUCKLES) Sorry.
- Hey. Hi, Joel.
- Hey, Bob.
Couldn't help but overhear
some of your conversation,
and I wanted to give you
one of my new business cards.
"Bobby Positive,
inclusive personal training."
Yeah, yeah. I'm-I'm seeing
clients again in the garage.
So, you know, if you want
to work on your strength
Not just physical but also emotional
and spiritual all done
in a multiplatform environment,
you know, just give me a call.
Or you can text me.
Just don't use too many emojis.
I'm not sure what they all mean.
Right. Yeah.
Anyway, I'm not sure I'll make
the party 'cause the house
is so far, but, um, I wanted
to drop this off for Sam.
- It's a journal.
- Joel, stop.
- Do you know who I am?
- Uh,
you're Carol?
I am a woman who has been through the throat
of grief and pooped out
the other side of it.
And I am telling you,
the only way through the pain
is to face it head-on.
Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
I think so. You're saying
I should suck it up and come to the party?
- Ex
- Absolutely what she's saying
- This is what I'm saying.
- You got it.
- Exactly.
- You got it, you got it. Yeah.
- Yeah, very good.
- Great.
Hey, how you doing? Welcome back.
You can pop over there.
Make eye contact. Use your kind eyes.
You want to attract, not repel.
- Okay?
- Okay.
- Hi. How you doing?
- Hi.
- Good.
- You can, uh go over there,
- I guess, if you want. Yeah.
- That's a bit better.
- Hi. Welcome back. Good to see you.
- Oh, there we go.
That was way better.
James.
(GRUNTS)
- My jacket. Get off.
- Oh
Sorry.
Just didn't-didn't want you to go.
You didn't answer a call
or a text in, like, six months.
I I couldn't.
You were off the wagon, James.
It would have been really bad
for both of us, you know.
Self-preservation.
I have to put my own oxygen mask on first.
Yeah, I know that, but it sucked.
Yeah, for me, too.
I get it. I'm a rules guy, all that stuff,
but it's been awful.
And, you know lonely.
Yeah. Come inside.
I still hoard the good cookies
and let the dirt bags eat the lemon ones.
- All right.
- Okay.
Oh, my Okay, go. Go, go, go.
Okay. I'll see you there?
- JAMES: Yeah.
- Okay.
Well, I did not think
that was going to go that way.
- Good for you.
- Thank you.
Also, I invited him to my birthday party.
Sam, it's his first day back.
You're clearly triggering him.
He-He's not ready to go to a party.
Should I tell him not to come?
- Sam.
- Right.
BOB: Ah, there she is.
Looking like a snack (CHUCKLES)
as the kids say.
- Happy birthday, darling.
- Thank you.
- What are you doing?
- Hiding the meds.
There will be addicts here.
It's for their own sake.
You can't overdose on antidepressants, Mom.
No, but you can get brain damage.
I read this article in Parade magazine.
Oh, that poor woman.
It's going to be a beautiful,
wonderful evening, I promise.
That's right,
'cause I trimmed all the rose bushes
and filled the gopher holes.
- We are party ready.
- SAMANTHA: Yeah, we sure are.
I got every single kind
of cheese a person could get,
and I think it looks
looks really beautiful.
You guys just need
to stay in here, that's all.
You just can't
I mean, you can say hi
to a couple of people,
but then mostly just stay inside. Right?
I better go spray for gnats.
Mom. I'd love to hear you say you heard me.
Samantha, 29.
I can't believe it.
They say you don't remember
childbirth. This is a lie.
I look at your face, I remember
every second of pushing you out.
I really don't feel like doing the whole
22 hours of labor.
The worst pain I've ever felt. Searing pain.
Like being stabbed with red hot knives.
I tore like Velcro.
And then at 4:28 on a Wednesday
And then at 4:28
on a Wednesday morning, out you popped.
I didn't know till I saw the photos later,
but, you know, your baby can be so ugly
and you don't even know it?
And this was me.
- Is this leading to anything?
- Yes.
I took one look at you
and I saw how special you are.
And you are special. And you are beautiful.
Even without makeup.
I have so much makeup on.
And it's perfect.
(CLEARS THROAT)
("TNT" BY FANTASYDUB PLAYING)
(WOMAN SINGING IN FRENCH)
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
♪
Thank you so much for coming.
Oh. Thank you very much.
Do you want a drink? There's
so much stuff. Okay, come.
- I'm so glad that you could make it.
- Yeah, thanks for inviting me.
My dad finally got that new kidney, so
- Oh.
- I have a lot more free time now.
I also have tons
of different kinds of hot sauce.
It really does look great, though.
- You think?
- You did a great job. Yeah.
- Does it feel, like, too try-hardy?
- Happy birthday!
(SCREAMS) Oh, here's your gift.
- Oh, thank you so much.
- It's a journal.
- Oh.
- I'm bad at surprises.
Brit got you one, too.
Oh, well, if one gets lonely.
I also got her a journal.
(LAUGHTER)
- Joel, you remember Peter.
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
- From the wedding.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I was, I was there.
- Mm-hmm.
- It was a, uh,
beautiful night.
Uh, congratulations.
And condolences.
'Cause of the-the
- It's - Yeah.
- Thank you.
- BRIT: Oh, my God.
- Oh, perfect.
- All my favorite people!
- Yeah.
Hi, good friend.
- How are we?
- Oh, just
we're just super good in-in every way.
So that's
(SIGHS)
JOEL: Ten-ten out of ten?
Oh, man.
- Super good.
- FELICIA: Super.
Yeah. Have some tacos. I've got a minimum.
- Oh.
- Seriously, eat them.
Taco actually sounds pretty good right now.
Oh, I'll come with you.
Terrific, yeah.
- Let's get a drink.
- Please, God.
Sam, great party.
Is this, is this pasteurized?
- Yeah.
- Is it?
- What do you want it to be?
- Pasteurized.
I don't know.
Yeah, so I only, like,
eat my oatmeal with raisins
- because
- Jeff?
- Have you seen Alex?
- Yeah, I saw him with your mom.
I don't know why I said it like that.
Uh, I saw him with your mom.
They're in the kitchen, talking.
Cool.
Okay, so like I was saying,
raisins, man, they're glued together.
Does Samantha ever talk about me at work?
- Am I what you expected?
- Mother.
What?
I am inside. They came to me.
I'm in the kitchen.
- Have you seen Alex?
- Who is Alex?
This is nice, right?
Feels good to be spending time
with you. Be friends again.
Yeah, I mean, there are
different types of friends.
You know? Like the types
who talk once a year
or like each other's posts on Instagram.
Ooh. We should take a photo for my parents.
Yeah, speaking of your parents,
have you told them about us yet?
Not yet. Ready?
Actually, I have to go over
there, I just realized, so
We could be that way. ♪
(SIGHS)
(SOBBING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- What's up?
I, um, I'm really glad that you came.
Yeah, me, too. It's cool.
- This is awesome.
- Was it the-the taco truck?
No, um
Actually, uh, I got fired.
(LAUGHS)
No, I'm not
It's not funny. I-I don't have a job.
- And
- What happened?
- I read your samples, and
- You did?
Yeah, they're so good.
And then I go to bring them upstairs, and
Oh, my God. You did? What did they say?
That's not the point of the story.
- Oh, right, I'm sorry. No, go on.
- Yeah.
Anyway, they told me they're bringing in
some boomer from New York
and they're "managing me out."
They won't even say "fired."
It's such a weird situation,
and it's just bullshit.
Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, me, too.
- I don't really want to go
to work there without you.
- That's very sweet.
- Oh.
I This is really bad timing,
but I should go say hi
to someone, but will you stick around?
'Cause I want to talk to you more.
Yeah, yeah, I'll stick around.
Maybe I'll go snoop around
your childhood home for a little bit.
That sounds like a very good idea.
My mom keeps a bunch of pills
in the sugar jar if you want them.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- You came, you
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm here.
- Cool.
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah. I just
I got some weird work news, but how are you?
I'm good. I'm good. Uh, this is for you.
- Well, thank you very much.
- Yes, of course.
- It's, um, not journal-shaped.
- Yeah.
- Off to a very good start.
- No, it's not. It's really not.
- Yeah.
- Oh, it's a
- It's a Good Time Sally's mug.
- Right, right.
- To commemorate where we first met.
- Right.
You don't have to drink alcohol out of that.
- Right.
- You can drink, like, orange juice, coffee.
- Totally.
- Whatever you need.
- Yeah, it's very sweet. Thank you.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Uh
What are you doing?
Kissing you.
We broke up like six months ago.
Yeah, we broke up because I was drinking,
not because we didn't like each other.
- (SIGHS)
- I'm not drinking now.
For what, a day?
Okay, well, how long do I have to be sober
for you to take me back?
No, your sobriety is not about me. It
Did you honestly think that we would just,
like, slip right back into this
without even a conversation?
- Yeah. Yeah, I did.
- Uh-huh.
- You invited me here.
- I invited you here
because I want to be friends with you.
We're not friends.
We're just two people that met at a bar.
CAROL: I have so much respect
for what you people are doing.
I think, for me, I would miss the taste.
You know, it would be the
It would be the-the-the taste
of the prosecco.
The-the-the fizz,
the snap, crackle, pop there.
Do you know you don't miss that? No?
(MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
Hey, mind if I join you?
Wow, this party must be really bad.
(CHUCKLES)
It's been a very nice evening.
(SIGHS)
You okay?
Not really.
I tried really hard, you know?
Just wanted everyone
to have fun, have a great time.
Instead, they're being
super weird and awkward
and not eating the tacos.
Well, thank God you're here
to help with that.
I know.
You can't control other people's behavior.
I want to so bad.
I really thought I was helping with James.
Mm.
Bringing him back in and everything.
Then he tries to smooch me?
I mean, come on.
God, what a dumb birthday.
Look, was the party perfect? No.
I tripped in a gopher hole
and almost broke my ankle.
But the salami was fantastic.
Baby's going to love it.
(CHUCKLES)
Just 'cause tonight wasn't
exactly as you pictured it
does not mean that you don't
have a life worth celebrating.
Tonight was messy and fun
and very on-brand, frankly.
BOB: Paging Samantha Fink.
Will Samantha Fink
please come out to the backyard?
To the tent that's the
the only tent in the backyard.
(SIGHS) - All right. Looks
like they need you out there.
You can't stay in here forever.
Why not? None of the bad stuff's in here.
Neither's any of the good stuff.
Let's go.
Party's still happening. (GROANS)
- Let's go celebrate you.
- Oh, God.
- SAMANTHA: Hi, everybody.
- There she is.
- Ah, here she comes.
- Happy birthday, girl.
BOB: All right.
Uh, okay. Hi. Um
We learned this song
in honor of Sam's big day.
- Okay, here we go.
- FELICIA: We're gonna kill it.
We're gonna kill it.
All right. Hit it, Bob.
One, two, three, four.
Three little birds ♪
- Sat on my window ♪
- (CHUCKLES)
And they told me I don't ♪
Need to worry ♪
Summer came like cinnamon ♪
So sweet ♪
Little girls double Dutch
on the concrete ♪
WOMAN: All right.
Maybe sometimes ♪
You got it wrong ♪
But it's all right ♪
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
- Um, thank you
- I'm really glad that you came.
Of course.
Uh, I mean,
today sucked, but
I'm glad I'm here, and, uh
Now that I'm not your boss,
do you think we could go on a date?
Yeah, yeah, I think that we could do that.
That would Um
- I'm gonna get out of here.
- SAMANTHA: Okay.
- I hope you get your dreams ♪
- Happy birthday.
Just go ahead, let your hair down ♪
Baby, let your hair down ♪
Ooh ♪
Just go ahead, let your hair down. ♪