So Random! (2011) s01e02 Episode Script

walking down the street the ladies all be looking as I pass they say "hey, what's cooking?" I say, "nothing much," but they don't care 'cause at my feet they continue to stare hey, ladies, do you mind? my eyes are up here but it ain't their fault I'm rocking crazy fresh footwear .
Footy scent is bringing back socks with sandals - what what what? - Socks with sandals - bringing back - Socks with sandals - what what what? - Socks with sandals some haters say, "that look was never in" I say, "don't disrespect or I'll kick you in the shin" I walk on by and say "whatever, randal" now I'm inside his head like my socks inside my sandals 'cause I'm bringing back socks with sandals - what what what? - Socks with sandals - bringing back - Socks with sandals - what what what? - Socks with sandals hush puppy, break it down for the fellas at home well well well, you don't have to worry about clipping your toenails and your feet won't get slimy if you step on a snail socks add a little bit of mystery they prevent your toes from getting blistery and here's one more thing, just so you know when she asks for your digits, she means your toes 'cause I'm bringing back socks with sandals - what what what? - Socks with sandals - flip-flops - Add some flipping socks - toe sandals - Ain't no scandals - moccasins - Moccasins? you'll have the ladies flag us in .
Footy scent is bringing back sock with sandals - ♪ what what what? ♪ - ♪ Socks with sandals ♪ - ♪ bringing back ♪ - ♪ Socks with sandals ♪ - what what what? - Socks with sandals.
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And we look so good, it's sandal-ous.
"so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing come on It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" Give it up for the cast of "So random!" Hey, guys, for you tonight.
Ow.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but first we have.
A very special "so random!" surprise.
For someone in our audience.
Ooh! Where's Audrey Vale? I'm right here! Come on up, Audrey.
Give her a hand, folks! Hey.
So a little birdie told us.
That before the show you were telling everybody in the audience.
That you had a great idea for a sketch.
Is that true? - Oh, was that wrong? - Oh no no no.
In fact, we're gonna give you the chance to do your sketch tonight.
Really? - Oh yeah.
- Yeah.
Hey, in fact let's bring out the entire cast.
So you can pick who you want.
Come on out, guys.
Yeah! All right, grab a couple of cast members.
- Let's see what you've got.
- All right.
You, you, you and you.
So what's the sketch about? Oh, that reminds me I think I may have brought a script - Or four.
- Uh - Oh.
- Okay.
All right, well, we'll just take the scripts, Learn the lines and we'll get back to you for the sketch.
- All right.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you guys.
Oh! - Of course.
Let's get to it, guys.
- Come on.
- Okay.
I can't believe this is actually happening to me.
Drop the "aw, shucks," sister.
You don't fool me.
I know you, okay? I am you.
I like you.
- Stick around - Stick around, we've got a great show.
For you tonight! Greyson Chance is here! "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back.
And now, it's time for: Learning Spanish with Reynaldo Rivera Hola, amigos.
And welcome to "learning spanish" with me, Your host, reynaldo Rivera.
Mira mira mira mira mira.
Today we are going to learn how to describe things.
Big things, small things, Pretty things.
All right, don't look too long.
Ay ay ay.
Stop it.
So Are you ready to learn spanish? Well, let's begin.
Mike's shirt is red.
Huh.
Yeah.
Peter's shirt is blue.
- It is.
- Ready? Mike's handsome.
- stop it.
- Player player.
Peter's ugly.
What? No no, hey, I have a girlfriend, you know.
Peter's girlfriend is fake.
No no no, it isn't.
No, it isn't.
She's real.
She just lives in Canada.
Canada is a country where fake girlfriends live.
No, it no, it isn't.
No, it isn't okay? - She's real, all right? - Dude, come on.
- Dude, come on.
- Mmm.
Fine, she isn't real.
Peter's face is red because he's embarrassed.
Why are you doing this to us? You're supposed to be teaching us, not insulting us.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Now say it in espanol anol! Espanol! All right, you asked for it, buddy.
Uhm Uh Yes? You know what? I don't know how to say it in Spanish, okay? - Forget it.
- I do! I do! I do! Oh! I know, I know.
Uh, Peter is stupid.
Oh! Very good.
oh! You know, Peter thinks your shirt's Tonto.
- Uh-oh.
Ooh.
Ouch.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Peter has bad comebacks and behaves like a Oh.
Uh, a table.
Oh! Almost.
A baby! He said I behave like a baby! Oh! Bueno, you both are learning.
My work here is done.
Let us dance.
This has been: Learning Spanish with Reynaldo Rivera.
- get random! - Come on.
Hey, Jen, why so glum? Well, the big dance is coming up.
And guess what else came up.
Whoa! I know.
It's huge.
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But nothing works like bedazzle zit.
And the best part is - Nobody will know your secret.
- Hey, Billy.
- See you later.
- Oh yes, you will.
Thanks, bedazzle zit! And now, another episode of the Sparrow family.
Ah! Oh.
Hey, Jimmy Sparrow, you're up early this morning.
Well, you know what they say, Jenny, The early bird gets the worm.
Oh.
Hey, we should probably save some for Jack.
Wait a minute.
Where is Jack Sparrow? Hello! Jack Sparrow, where have you been? And where'd you get that feather? Ah.
Me fine feathery fella, It was a token of love from a little lovey dove named I don't believe I caught her name, But I did catch her feather.
Well, how'd you do that? Oh, you know, mate, It's not gentlemanly to peck and tell, But I'm no gentleman.
She was a sassy bird.
Who lived in that nest over yonder.
I think I'm in love.
Oh, forget about her.
Look at that one.
Shiver me timbers.
A red-breasted Robin.
- Oh! - Hello there, Robin me love.
- Yes, over here! - Jack Sparrow! You shouldn't be talking about that Robin like that! You're right, mate.
Besides, that blue Jay's more me cup of tea.
Over here, love! On the next branch.
Yes.
What? What's that? Oh, you don't say.
- She wants to come over.
- Oh great, we get to meet her.
Get out.
Well, we can't leave the nest yet.
- We can't fly.
- Yeah, and neither can you.
Listen up, lads.
I shall go as I go and do as I please.
And please as I go.
And when I do go, It'll probably be on a windshield.
Yes, unfortunately.
So close your beaks and sit on your cheeks.
For no one tells Jack Sparrow.
What to Cat! Abandon nest! Fly! Jack! You can't fly! I don't know if any of you may have noticed, But I seriously cannot fly.
You're in for an amazing treat.
Please welcome Greyson Chance.
you'll never enjoy your life living inside the box you're so afraid of taking chances how you gonna reach the top? rules and regulations force you to play it safe get rid of all the hesitation it's time for you to seize the day instead of just sitting around or looking down on tomorrow you've gotta let your feet off the ground the time is now - I'm waiting - Waiting waiting waiting - just waiting - Waiting I'm waiting waiting outside the lines waiting outside the lines waiting outside the lines instead of just sitting around a-looking down on tomorrow you gotta let your feet off the ground the time is now, just let it go don't wanna have to force you to smile I'm here to help you notice the rainbow 'cause I know what's in you is out there - I'm waiting - Waiting waiting waiting - just waiting - Waiting I'm waiting waiting outside the lines waiting outside the lines waiting outside the lines - I'm trying to be patient - Trying to be patient - the first step is the hardest - Hardest but I know you can make it go ahead and take it waiting just waiting I'm waiting - I'm waiting - Waiting waiting waiting - just waiting - Waiting I'm waiting waiting outside the lines waiting outside the lines waiting outside the lines waiting outside the lines waiting outside the lines you'll never enjoy your life living inside the box so afraid of taking chances how you gonna reach the top? .
Thank you! Hi, and welcome to the I'm going to marry Zach Feldman show.
The only show that focuses exclusively.
On how I, Julia Peters, Will one day marry sixth-grade hottie Zach Feldman.
Okay, for our first segment Let's welcome my best friend, Leslie Charlay.
Leslie, how cute is Zach? - so cute! - So cute! - So cute! - So cute! That's it.
Okay, my next guest sits next to Zach in English.
Thank you, sixth grade seating chart.
Here here here.
Please welcome Jay harrick.
I don't wanna.
No, I just Hi, Jay.
So does Zach ever talk about.
Wanting to marry me?! Uh No.
But he's probably thinking it, right? Uh, probably not.
Did he tell you about our movie date? Uh, we're not even really friends.
Then why are you on my show? I have a crush on your mom.
Ugh! So while we're waiting for him to get out of my room, Look at this picture Zach posed for.
Why hello there, Mrs.
Peters.
Okay, now it's time for our surprise guest.
It took me a while to track her down Thank you, Internet.
Please welcome Zach's cleaning lady, Oxana krofsky.
I clean in here? Hi, oxana.
So What's Zach's room look like? How many pictures of me are on his wall? What does he say about me in his diary?! He no have diary.
And only pictures on wall.
Are of Jessica Fox.
And Megan Alba.
Oh! Those are gonna be the names of our children, Little Jessica Fox Feldman.
And Megan Alba Feldman.
They're gonna be.
The first Jewish female twin presidents of the United States.
I confused.
I thought I come here for cleaning job.
Oh, looks like we have our first caller.
Caller, you're on the.
"I'm going to marry Zach Feldman show!" Yeah, this is Zach Feldman.
Excuse me.
Hello, Zachary.
Still thinking about our Date? Yeah, that wasn't actually a date.
I ran into you at the movies And we had a five-second conversation.
I asked you where the bathroom was And you told me it was in your heart.
And then you threw up.
Aww.
He remembered every detail.
I'm hanging up now.
He's even playing our song.
If you would like to place a call, please Okay, Zach called me, Which clearly means.
He wants to marry me.
So I'll see you next week on Bye! I clean now? You can clean at our wedding.
You know, you did a really good job with that sketch.
- You wanna say good night? - Really? That'd be awesome.
It actually is.
Good night, everybody! "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, and that it of this you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, to roll cause it's time with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing come on it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!"