So Random! (2011) s01e04 Episode Script
Mitchel Musso
In a strawberry world In strawberry house, Life was perfect for a little girl named strawberry shortbread.
Best friend, blueberry pie, let's sing.
?TÃ I live in a cake in a strawberry land ?TÃ ?TÃ where friends or strangers will always lend a hand ?TÃ ?TÃ friends are a treat that-- ?TÃ But when aliens attack strawberry land Why?! It's up to strawberry shortbread to save the world.
Fry! Coming soon from we're running out of toys To turn into action movie productions, A film unlike any other-- but still sort of like all the other ones.
Lemon cake, I promise I will get you out of this alive.
We're in this together, strawberry.
?TÃ 'cause we are friends that-- ?TÃ But when strawberry finds out her best friend - Is working with the aliens - How could you? Things go from To Strawberry shortbread is Strawberry shortbread in I hope you aliens saved room for dessert.
In 3-d.
This film has not yet been rated Or thought through very clearly.
?TÃ "so random!" ?TÃ ?TÃ it's a party, get down ?TÃ - ?TÃ "so random!" ?TÃ - ?TÃ it's a party, get down ?TÃ ?TÃ "so random!" ?TÃ ?TÃ it's a party, get down ?TÃ ?TÃ shake that, shake that all around ?TÃ ?TÃ a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that ?TÃ ?TÃ you know we gonna chill, might not come back ?TÃ ?TÃ so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll ?TÃ ?TÃ with "so random!" stuff that's out of control ?TÃ ?TÃ surprises flying 'cause life's a riot ?TÃ ?TÃ so ride with us 'cause you need to try it ?TÃ ?TÃ we're on the way, it's time to hang ?TÃ ?TÃ so let's get random and do our thing ?TÃ i- ?TÃ come on ?TÃ ?TÃ it's a party, get down ?TÃ ?TÃ "so random!" ?TÃ ?TÃ it's a party, get down ?TÃ ?TÃâ "so random!" ?TÃâ ?TÃâ it's a party, get down ?TÃâ ?TÃâ shake that, shake that all around ?TÃâ ?TÃ "so random!" ?TÃ Of "so random!"the cast All right, we've got a great show for you tonight, but first It's time for Prizes have been randomly Placed under the chairs of some lucky audience members.
Yeah, all right, under their chair?And Oh oh, I do, I do! Ho ho, you wonulations.
That rubber band! Whoo! I've never won oh, this is awesome! You think that's awesome? Under your seatsk And tell me who has the key to a brand-new convertible.
No way.
I've got it, I've got it! Great! I have been looking for that since lunch! You mind passing that up here? what, hey wait! - Oh see? - No no, wait, come here! - That's my car! - Get 'em, niko! Uh, does anyone have a star under their chair? How about mitchel musso?! Yeah, you found our guest star! Let's hear it for mitchel musso, yeah.
All right, guys, so we have got a great show for you tonight.
I'm here.
Excited rubber-band guy is here.
And I'm here.
- Stick around, everyone.
- Hee hee hee.
No, seriously, please don't leave me alone with her.
?TÃ it's a party, get down ?TÃ ?TÃ shake that, shake that all around ?TÃ ?TÃ a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that ?TÃ ?TÃ you know we gonna chill, might not come back ?TÃ ?TÃ so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll.
?TÃ - Mmm.
- Is it me or is guacamole - The greatest party food ever? - Totally! I'd eat guac on anything.
Oh, don't look now, but guess who just walked in.
Don't tell me-- ugh! I can't even look at him.
it's really hard to talk to him.
I find myself just staring at it until I've completely Lost track of what we were talking about.
It's easier to shun him than to pretend.
- Hey, guys! - Shun shun shun! Is the combination of shallow people And an unsightly mole causing you to be shunned at parties? Well, the makers of bedazzle zit have done it again.
And by "it" we mean taking an unsightly facial blemish And turned it into a sightly party starter With guac-a-mole.
Now everyone's favorite dip I'd eat guac on anything, anything, anything.
Is the answer to all your problems.
First find the unsightly mole.
Oh.
Then using the guac-licator 3000 Simply apply our specially-formulated guacamole And let the fiesta begin.
Now you can go from miserable Shun shun shun! - Mmm.
- To dippable.
- By turning that mole - Shun shun shun.
Into ole.
- Hey! - Mmm.
Oh oh! His face is empty.
I can see the mole! - Is that a hair? - Shun him! - Ugh! - Ah ah! Guac-a-mole is now also available In convenient travel size.
- Pete, I love you! - Hey, you're not dumb at all.
- What's up? - Pete, oh! Thanks, guac-a-mole.
Got a mole? Guac-a-mole.
Chips sold separately.
?TÃ shake that, shake that all around.
?TÃ Hey, skip, how's lunch? mmm, fishsticks, a gourmet masterpiece.
Uh, that bad, huh? I'll pass.
oh, yippee.
More for me.
Wait, you do really like them? Hey, these are pretty good.
I told you.
Hey, if you really want delicious-- try the milk.
- Oh cool.
- Yeah.
This is disgusting! It tastes spoiled.
- I was being sarcastic.
Couldn't you tell? - What? No, I couldn't! Uh, skip, you know, Sometimes with the way you say things, It's really hard to tell whether you're being sarcastic or not.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Like right there.
- Oh, I've never heard that one before.
- Ahhh.
- You're doing it again! Have you heard this before or not? Yeah, already, because I was born with the disease That makes me sound sarcastic all the time! All right, I was just trying to help and now you're being mean.
No, it's a real disease and nothing to be made fun of.
Nice sweater, cominsky! Whoo-hoo! Those jeans? Great idea.
Oh hey, herman, herman, nice 'fro, buddy, Because that look is coming back! Oh! What? Oh ho, man! That dude just punched you and you were trying To give him a compliment.
The man has a disease! Actually that time I was being sarcastic.
Did you see that thing? It looks like an electrocuted beaver.
You know, dude, I'm-- Really-- Pffft! You know, dude, I'm really glad you told me about this condition of yours 'cause I think a lot of people misunderstand you.
Oh, thanks, buddy.
Your sympathy means the world to me.
Great I think.
?TÃ he's possibly ?TÃ ?TÃ sarcastic skip.
?TÃ Yeah, great theme song.
Well, boy howdy and a big ding-dong dented Deer-in-the-windshield how's your mama? - Good one, pa! - I'll tell you what! My daughter lucy and I Are pleased as a pickup-pummeled pigeon To be back with another episode Of "roadkill mcgill's roadside diner," Cable tv's #2 rated roadkill cooking show.
Just because we're #2 don't mean we taste like it.
- Oh, good one, pa! - I'll tell you what! Hit it, pa! Oh, I meant the song.
All right.
?TÃ well, you're driving along just singing a song ?TÃ ?TÃ and you hear a thump on the street ?TÃ ?TÃ you may say "did we hit a stray?" ?TÃ ?TÃ but we say it's something to eat ?TÃ ?TÃ oh, the back streets are a grocery ?TÃ ?TÃ the shoulder lane a buffet ?TÃ ?TÃ the open road where food is free ?TÃ ?TÃ 'cause critters get mushed up all day ?TÃ ?TÃ well, the menu changes daily ?TÃ ?TÃ depending on what's crossing ?TÃ ?TÃ racoons, badgers, wombats ?TÃ ?TÃ and slow three-legged possums ?TÃ - ?TÃ dai-diddle ai-dai ?TÃ - ?TÃ roadkill! ?TÃ - Good one, pa! - I'll tell you what! Pa, I think we just got today's special! - Whoo! - Oh, and looky looky! It done got squished by a fancy rich lady In a limousine.
Well then, you're in for a real treat there, little lady.
'cause everyone knows varmaints hit by a nice car Just taste better.
The sweeter the ride, the sweeter the hide.
- Good one, pa! - I'll tell you what.
I hope that weren't your armadillo My limo just turned into soup.
I'm just kidding.
How could ya? I'm reba! Well, I'll be a double bumper twice-baked badger! It's country music star reba! It I ain't, then my driver's license is lying.
I'm just kidding! How could ya? I'm reba! I'm doing all my natural acting.
Boy howdy, reba.
I hope you brought your appetite.
- I'll fire up the stove, pa.
- All right.
- Fire up the stove.
- Vroom vroom! - Sounds ready, pa.
- I love food cooked With that fresh carburetor taste.
The only thing better Is food that's been run over By a genuine country legend.
Legend? Darling, a legend is a mythical thing That don't really exist.
I'm real as talking rain! Whoo-hoo! How could you? I'm reba! Oooh ha! I think the fumes is getting to the sparkly lady, pa.
- Yeah.
- Hit it, pa! - I meant the song.
- The song.
?TÃ when your family's tummys' rumbling ?TÃ ?TÃ and they're a bunch of criers ?TÃ ?TÃ you can't beat meat that's been tenderized ?TÃ ?TÃ by reba's mac'n'tire's.
?TÃ - ?TÃ dai-diddle ai-dai ?TÃ - ?TÃ dai-diddle ai-oooo! ?TÃ ?TÃ whoa-oooo! ?TÃ ?TÃ whoa-oooo whoa, yeah yeah ?TÃ ?TÃ reba, oh yeah! ?TÃ Roadkill! Hurry hurry, step right up, folks.
Try your luck and win a prize.
All you have to do is get this ball through that hoop.
You there, sir, why not win a prize For the lady? Oh, come on, honey, win your lady a prize.
Oh no, no one ever wins at these things.
They do if they get this ball through that hoop.
- That seems pretty easy.
- Could not be easier.
- What's the catch? - No catch.
Just put this ball through that hoop.
and run away with a bear.
Oh, a bear? Come on, honey.
Win me a bear.
Fine.
For you.
All right, dollar a toss.
Good luck.
Oh oh! - Loser! - What the-- you squirted me in the eye! - Never said I wouldn't.
- He's got a point there, honey.
I told you there's always a catch.
Oh, but I really want a bear.
Give it another go for me.
Fine.
For you.
All righty, give me another one, But no squirting.
All right, you've got it.
No squirting, - Carny's honor.
- Ooh ooh, carny's honor.
Good luck.
loser! Are you kidding me? What? He just whacked me with a giant tennis racquet.
- Never said I wouldn't.
- At least he didn't squirt you in the eye.
Seriously? You're siding with the carny? Who's next? Who here is a winner? - Certainly not this guy.
- Oh, now it's on.
loser! You just shot me with an arrow.
Never said I wouldn't.
loser! you threw An electric eel down my shorts! Never said I wouldn't.
loser! What? You took me to hawaii! Give me another one! - Loser! - But! - You're wearing my pants! - That was your idea.
Oh.
You know what? Let's go again.
I want to go again.
- Come on.
- Honey, honey.
- This is our last dollar.
- Hawaii was expensive.
Okay, just please stop! I know I can win you that bear, okay? I know it, I know it, I know it! Look.
No squirting, no big tennis racquets, No arrows, no eels and no more trips to hawaii, Although the luau was cracking.
Give me some.
- It was off the chain.
- But-- I want my pants back.
All right then, good luck.
- Winner! - I knew I could do it.
I knew I could do it.
I'm a winner.
Where's my bear? One bear coming right up! but that's a real bear! - Never said it wasn't.
- No no no! And now here's another stinkin' tale Of the "real princesses of new jersey.
" "the fairy godfather.
" Once upon a time there lived this girl named cindy.
Cindy! Are you cleaning all the spray tan off the wall? This broad had some very very mean stepsisters.
But were not hot enough to be that mean, if you know what I'm saying.
If you don't know what I'm saying, what are you, stupid? They're butt ugly! What do you want from me? I'm scrubbing my french tips off here.
All right, well, make sure You get that wall as shiny As my jersey.
that's a good one.
So this is my life now.
One day I'm living large, next thing I know My father gets remarried and I'm stuck with two ugly step-wenches - And an evil stepmother.
- I fell in love! You knew her for 24 hours! They were the best 24 hours of my life.
Do you mind? I'm confessing here! I never get to go to the mall.
I never get to go to the ball! I never get to do nothing at all.
I hate my life.
Poof.
How ya doin'? - What's it to you? - Hey, show some respect.
I'm your fairy godfather.
And I'm here to make all your dreams come true.
Poof! So classy! Oooh, and glassy.
Now go have yourself a ball.
But be back by midnight if you know what's good for youse.
Thank you, fairy godfather.
Yeah, don't mention it.
But remember-- I scratch your back, you scratch mine, capisce? Hey, a jon bon jovi bonbon dish.
Poof.
So cindy gets to the ball, whatever whatever, Bada-boom, bada-bing.
The clock hits midnight, dada-ding, dada-dong.
And Eh, you know the story.
We met.
Great! I lost the dress, I lost a shoe And I lost my prince.
At least I have my jon bon jovi bonbon dish.
Aw, come on! Poof.
Hey, look what I found.
Hey! Well hello, cindy.
- How are you doing? - I've been better.
Caught this jamoke off the turnpike, trying to make a fast buck off your slipper.
Oh, whoa whoa, hey listen, I was using it to buy you a ring-- something comparable.
Oh yeah yeah-- hand over the stinkin' shoe.
So cindy ends up with yours truly, prince carmine.
Hello, how are you? The two stepsisters have a "tanning" accident.
And everyone lives happily ever after.
Oh, and as for that favor-- Oh yeah, that's it.
Keep scratching.
Oh, right between the wings.
Right there.
Oh eh! Oh.
And now here's something more exciting Than that one guy's rubber band.
Says you.
Mitchel musso! ?TÃ I'm not sure ?TÃ ?TÃ what this is between us ?TÃ ?TÃ no matter what they say ?TÃ ?TÃ we've outgrown this place ?TÃ ?TÃ yeah, we've got to get away ?TÃ ?TÃ because I-- I now ?TÃ ?TÃ it looks crazy ?TÃ ?TÃ but maybe we can leave it all behind ?TÃ ?TÃ just say it ?TÃ ?TÃ 'cause I know what's on your mind ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we should get away ?TÃ ?TÃ baby, we could leave this town together ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we could find our place ?TÃ ?TÃ we can make it ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we could get away ?TÃ ?TÃ and we don't have to wait to start forever ?TÃ ?TÃ this could be our only chance ?TÃ ?TÃ we should take it ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we should get away ?TÃ ?TÃ don't stop, let the music move you ?TÃ ?TÃ don't stop, let the rhythm run through you ?TÃ ?TÃ don't stop, let the music move you ?TÃ ?TÃ don't stop, let the rhythm take you ?TÃ ?TÃ I know that she's coming and we're going tonight ?TÃ ?TÃ run like a movie and you know I'm feeling all right ?TÃ ?TÃ I know that we're going and you got it, yeah ?TÃ ?TÃ come on, pretty baby, let's get up all night, yeah ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we should get away ?TÃ ?TÃ baby, we can leave this town together ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we can find a place ?TÃ ?TÃ we can make it ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we can get away ?TÃ ?TÃ and we don't have to wait to start forever ?TÃ ?TÃ this could be our only chance ?TÃ ?TÃ we should take it ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we should get away ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we should get away ?TÃ ?TÃ baby, we could leave this town together ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we could find a place ?TÃ ?TÃ we can make it ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we could get away ?TÃ ?TÃ and we don't have to wait to start forever ?TÃ ?TÃ this could be our only chance, we should take it ?TÃ ?TÃ get away! ?TÃ All right! Yeah.
Mitchel musso, everybody! Thank you! Thank you guys so much! I had such a great time tonight.
Good night.
?TÃ it's a party, get down ?TÃ ?TÃ "so random!" ?TÃ ?TÃ it's a party, get down ?TÃ ?TÃ "so random!" ?TÃ ?TÃ it's a party, get down ?TÃ ?TÃ shake that, shake that all around ?TÃ ?TÃ a fantastic journey, and that ?TÃit of this ?TÃ you know we gonna chill, might not come back ?TÃ ?TÃ so if you're ready, to roll ?TÃcause it's time ?TÃ with "so random!" stuff that's out of control ?TÃ ?TÃ surprises flying 'cause life's a riot ?TÃ ?TÃ so ride with us 'cause you need to try it ?TÃ ?TÃ we're on the way, it's time to hang ?TÃ ?TÃ so let's get random and do our thing ?TÃ ?TÃ come on ?TÃ ?TÃ it's a party, get down ?TÃ
Best friend, blueberry pie, let's sing.
?TÃ I live in a cake in a strawberry land ?TÃ ?TÃ where friends or strangers will always lend a hand ?TÃ ?TÃ friends are a treat that-- ?TÃ But when aliens attack strawberry land Why?! It's up to strawberry shortbread to save the world.
Fry! Coming soon from we're running out of toys To turn into action movie productions, A film unlike any other-- but still sort of like all the other ones.
Lemon cake, I promise I will get you out of this alive.
We're in this together, strawberry.
?TÃ 'cause we are friends that-- ?TÃ But when strawberry finds out her best friend - Is working with the aliens - How could you? Things go from To Strawberry shortbread is Strawberry shortbread in I hope you aliens saved room for dessert.
In 3-d.
This film has not yet been rated Or thought through very clearly.
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Yeah, all right, under their chair?And Oh oh, I do, I do! Ho ho, you wonulations.
That rubber band! Whoo! I've never won oh, this is awesome! You think that's awesome? Under your seatsk And tell me who has the key to a brand-new convertible.
No way.
I've got it, I've got it! Great! I have been looking for that since lunch! You mind passing that up here? what, hey wait! - Oh see? - No no, wait, come here! - That's my car! - Get 'em, niko! Uh, does anyone have a star under their chair? How about mitchel musso?! Yeah, you found our guest star! Let's hear it for mitchel musso, yeah.
All right, guys, so we have got a great show for you tonight.
I'm here.
Excited rubber-band guy is here.
And I'm here.
- Stick around, everyone.
- Hee hee hee.
No, seriously, please don't leave me alone with her.
?TÃ it's a party, get down ?TÃ ?TÃ shake that, shake that all around ?TÃ ?TÃ a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that ?TÃ ?TÃ you know we gonna chill, might not come back ?TÃ ?TÃ so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll.
?TÃ - Mmm.
- Is it me or is guacamole - The greatest party food ever? - Totally! I'd eat guac on anything.
Oh, don't look now, but guess who just walked in.
Don't tell me-- ugh! I can't even look at him.
it's really hard to talk to him.
I find myself just staring at it until I've completely Lost track of what we were talking about.
It's easier to shun him than to pretend.
- Hey, guys! - Shun shun shun! Is the combination of shallow people And an unsightly mole causing you to be shunned at parties? Well, the makers of bedazzle zit have done it again.
And by "it" we mean taking an unsightly facial blemish And turned it into a sightly party starter With guac-a-mole.
Now everyone's favorite dip I'd eat guac on anything, anything, anything.
Is the answer to all your problems.
First find the unsightly mole.
Oh.
Then using the guac-licator 3000 Simply apply our specially-formulated guacamole And let the fiesta begin.
Now you can go from miserable Shun shun shun! - Mmm.
- To dippable.
- By turning that mole - Shun shun shun.
Into ole.
- Hey! - Mmm.
Oh oh! His face is empty.
I can see the mole! - Is that a hair? - Shun him! - Ugh! - Ah ah! Guac-a-mole is now also available In convenient travel size.
- Pete, I love you! - Hey, you're not dumb at all.
- What's up? - Pete, oh! Thanks, guac-a-mole.
Got a mole? Guac-a-mole.
Chips sold separately.
?TÃ shake that, shake that all around.
?TÃ Hey, skip, how's lunch? mmm, fishsticks, a gourmet masterpiece.
Uh, that bad, huh? I'll pass.
oh, yippee.
More for me.
Wait, you do really like them? Hey, these are pretty good.
I told you.
Hey, if you really want delicious-- try the milk.
- Oh cool.
- Yeah.
This is disgusting! It tastes spoiled.
- I was being sarcastic.
Couldn't you tell? - What? No, I couldn't! Uh, skip, you know, Sometimes with the way you say things, It's really hard to tell whether you're being sarcastic or not.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Like right there.
- Oh, I've never heard that one before.
- Ahhh.
- You're doing it again! Have you heard this before or not? Yeah, already, because I was born with the disease That makes me sound sarcastic all the time! All right, I was just trying to help and now you're being mean.
No, it's a real disease and nothing to be made fun of.
Nice sweater, cominsky! Whoo-hoo! Those jeans? Great idea.
Oh hey, herman, herman, nice 'fro, buddy, Because that look is coming back! Oh! What? Oh ho, man! That dude just punched you and you were trying To give him a compliment.
The man has a disease! Actually that time I was being sarcastic.
Did you see that thing? It looks like an electrocuted beaver.
You know, dude, I'm-- Really-- Pffft! You know, dude, I'm really glad you told me about this condition of yours 'cause I think a lot of people misunderstand you.
Oh, thanks, buddy.
Your sympathy means the world to me.
Great I think.
?TÃ he's possibly ?TÃ ?TÃ sarcastic skip.
?TÃ Yeah, great theme song.
Well, boy howdy and a big ding-dong dented Deer-in-the-windshield how's your mama? - Good one, pa! - I'll tell you what! My daughter lucy and I Are pleased as a pickup-pummeled pigeon To be back with another episode Of "roadkill mcgill's roadside diner," Cable tv's #2 rated roadkill cooking show.
Just because we're #2 don't mean we taste like it.
- Oh, good one, pa! - I'll tell you what! Hit it, pa! Oh, I meant the song.
All right.
?TÃ well, you're driving along just singing a song ?TÃ ?TÃ and you hear a thump on the street ?TÃ ?TÃ you may say "did we hit a stray?" ?TÃ ?TÃ but we say it's something to eat ?TÃ ?TÃ oh, the back streets are a grocery ?TÃ ?TÃ the shoulder lane a buffet ?TÃ ?TÃ the open road where food is free ?TÃ ?TÃ 'cause critters get mushed up all day ?TÃ ?TÃ well, the menu changes daily ?TÃ ?TÃ depending on what's crossing ?TÃ ?TÃ racoons, badgers, wombats ?TÃ ?TÃ and slow three-legged possums ?TÃ - ?TÃ dai-diddle ai-dai ?TÃ - ?TÃ roadkill! ?TÃ - Good one, pa! - I'll tell you what! Pa, I think we just got today's special! - Whoo! - Oh, and looky looky! It done got squished by a fancy rich lady In a limousine.
Well then, you're in for a real treat there, little lady.
'cause everyone knows varmaints hit by a nice car Just taste better.
The sweeter the ride, the sweeter the hide.
- Good one, pa! - I'll tell you what.
I hope that weren't your armadillo My limo just turned into soup.
I'm just kidding.
How could ya? I'm reba! Well, I'll be a double bumper twice-baked badger! It's country music star reba! It I ain't, then my driver's license is lying.
I'm just kidding! How could ya? I'm reba! I'm doing all my natural acting.
Boy howdy, reba.
I hope you brought your appetite.
- I'll fire up the stove, pa.
- All right.
- Fire up the stove.
- Vroom vroom! - Sounds ready, pa.
- I love food cooked With that fresh carburetor taste.
The only thing better Is food that's been run over By a genuine country legend.
Legend? Darling, a legend is a mythical thing That don't really exist.
I'm real as talking rain! Whoo-hoo! How could you? I'm reba! Oooh ha! I think the fumes is getting to the sparkly lady, pa.
- Yeah.
- Hit it, pa! - I meant the song.
- The song.
?TÃ when your family's tummys' rumbling ?TÃ ?TÃ and they're a bunch of criers ?TÃ ?TÃ you can't beat meat that's been tenderized ?TÃ ?TÃ by reba's mac'n'tire's.
?TÃ - ?TÃ dai-diddle ai-dai ?TÃ - ?TÃ dai-diddle ai-oooo! ?TÃ ?TÃ whoa-oooo! ?TÃ ?TÃ whoa-oooo whoa, yeah yeah ?TÃ ?TÃ reba, oh yeah! ?TÃ Roadkill! Hurry hurry, step right up, folks.
Try your luck and win a prize.
All you have to do is get this ball through that hoop.
You there, sir, why not win a prize For the lady? Oh, come on, honey, win your lady a prize.
Oh no, no one ever wins at these things.
They do if they get this ball through that hoop.
- That seems pretty easy.
- Could not be easier.
- What's the catch? - No catch.
Just put this ball through that hoop.
and run away with a bear.
Oh, a bear? Come on, honey.
Win me a bear.
Fine.
For you.
All right, dollar a toss.
Good luck.
Oh oh! - Loser! - What the-- you squirted me in the eye! - Never said I wouldn't.
- He's got a point there, honey.
I told you there's always a catch.
Oh, but I really want a bear.
Give it another go for me.
Fine.
For you.
All righty, give me another one, But no squirting.
All right, you've got it.
No squirting, - Carny's honor.
- Ooh ooh, carny's honor.
Good luck.
loser! Are you kidding me? What? He just whacked me with a giant tennis racquet.
- Never said I wouldn't.
- At least he didn't squirt you in the eye.
Seriously? You're siding with the carny? Who's next? Who here is a winner? - Certainly not this guy.
- Oh, now it's on.
loser! You just shot me with an arrow.
Never said I wouldn't.
loser! you threw An electric eel down my shorts! Never said I wouldn't.
loser! What? You took me to hawaii! Give me another one! - Loser! - But! - You're wearing my pants! - That was your idea.
Oh.
You know what? Let's go again.
I want to go again.
- Come on.
- Honey, honey.
- This is our last dollar.
- Hawaii was expensive.
Okay, just please stop! I know I can win you that bear, okay? I know it, I know it, I know it! Look.
No squirting, no big tennis racquets, No arrows, no eels and no more trips to hawaii, Although the luau was cracking.
Give me some.
- It was off the chain.
- But-- I want my pants back.
All right then, good luck.
- Winner! - I knew I could do it.
I knew I could do it.
I'm a winner.
Where's my bear? One bear coming right up! but that's a real bear! - Never said it wasn't.
- No no no! And now here's another stinkin' tale Of the "real princesses of new jersey.
" "the fairy godfather.
" Once upon a time there lived this girl named cindy.
Cindy! Are you cleaning all the spray tan off the wall? This broad had some very very mean stepsisters.
But were not hot enough to be that mean, if you know what I'm saying.
If you don't know what I'm saying, what are you, stupid? They're butt ugly! What do you want from me? I'm scrubbing my french tips off here.
All right, well, make sure You get that wall as shiny As my jersey.
that's a good one.
So this is my life now.
One day I'm living large, next thing I know My father gets remarried and I'm stuck with two ugly step-wenches - And an evil stepmother.
- I fell in love! You knew her for 24 hours! They were the best 24 hours of my life.
Do you mind? I'm confessing here! I never get to go to the mall.
I never get to go to the ball! I never get to do nothing at all.
I hate my life.
Poof.
How ya doin'? - What's it to you? - Hey, show some respect.
I'm your fairy godfather.
And I'm here to make all your dreams come true.
Poof! So classy! Oooh, and glassy.
Now go have yourself a ball.
But be back by midnight if you know what's good for youse.
Thank you, fairy godfather.
Yeah, don't mention it.
But remember-- I scratch your back, you scratch mine, capisce? Hey, a jon bon jovi bonbon dish.
Poof.
So cindy gets to the ball, whatever whatever, Bada-boom, bada-bing.
The clock hits midnight, dada-ding, dada-dong.
And Eh, you know the story.
We met.
Great! I lost the dress, I lost a shoe And I lost my prince.
At least I have my jon bon jovi bonbon dish.
Aw, come on! Poof.
Hey, look what I found.
Hey! Well hello, cindy.
- How are you doing? - I've been better.
Caught this jamoke off the turnpike, trying to make a fast buck off your slipper.
Oh, whoa whoa, hey listen, I was using it to buy you a ring-- something comparable.
Oh yeah yeah-- hand over the stinkin' shoe.
So cindy ends up with yours truly, prince carmine.
Hello, how are you? The two stepsisters have a "tanning" accident.
And everyone lives happily ever after.
Oh, and as for that favor-- Oh yeah, that's it.
Keep scratching.
Oh, right between the wings.
Right there.
Oh eh! Oh.
And now here's something more exciting Than that one guy's rubber band.
Says you.
Mitchel musso! ?TÃ I'm not sure ?TÃ ?TÃ what this is between us ?TÃ ?TÃ no matter what they say ?TÃ ?TÃ we've outgrown this place ?TÃ ?TÃ yeah, we've got to get away ?TÃ ?TÃ because I-- I now ?TÃ ?TÃ it looks crazy ?TÃ ?TÃ but maybe we can leave it all behind ?TÃ ?TÃ just say it ?TÃ ?TÃ 'cause I know what's on your mind ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we should get away ?TÃ ?TÃ baby, we could leave this town together ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we could find our place ?TÃ ?TÃ we can make it ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we could get away ?TÃ ?TÃ and we don't have to wait to start forever ?TÃ ?TÃ this could be our only chance ?TÃ ?TÃ we should take it ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we should get away ?TÃ ?TÃ don't stop, let the music move you ?TÃ ?TÃ don't stop, let the rhythm run through you ?TÃ ?TÃ don't stop, let the music move you ?TÃ ?TÃ don't stop, let the rhythm take you ?TÃ ?TÃ I know that she's coming and we're going tonight ?TÃ ?TÃ run like a movie and you know I'm feeling all right ?TÃ ?TÃ I know that we're going and you got it, yeah ?TÃ ?TÃ come on, pretty baby, let's get up all night, yeah ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we should get away ?TÃ ?TÃ baby, we can leave this town together ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we can find a place ?TÃ ?TÃ we can make it ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we can get away ?TÃ ?TÃ and we don't have to wait to start forever ?TÃ ?TÃ this could be our only chance ?TÃ ?TÃ we should take it ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we should get away ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we should get away ?TÃ ?TÃ baby, we could leave this town together ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we could find a place ?TÃ ?TÃ we can make it ?TÃ ?TÃ maybe we could get away ?TÃ ?TÃ and we don't have to wait to start forever ?TÃ ?TÃ this could be our only chance, we should take it ?TÃ ?TÃ get away! ?TÃ All right! Yeah.
Mitchel musso, everybody! Thank you! Thank you guys so much! I had such a great time tonight.
Good night.
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