So Random! (2011) s01e20 Episode Script

Andy Grammer

In a world where High School students Spontaneously break into song and dance, There's another world Behind that world.
And through a couple of curtains, There's another world Where they don't.
Louise, pull the rope.
We need to close the curtain.
It's a world full of drama - I can't.
- Why not? I have backstage fright.
And teamwork.
Then let me help.
We're all in this together.
It's "high school technical.
" The only tv show about High School musicals Without singing and dancing.
I don't have what it takes to work the lights, Jasper.
What? You can do You can do this! There's a light inside you that burns brighter than Than any spotlight! You just gotta let it shine! But what if I'm not cut out for the high-stakes world of flipping light switches? All the high stakes Hey hey hey, Close your eyes.
That darkness? That deep deep darkness, that's what the audience will see.
If you don't turn that spotlight on.
Don't you dare leave them in the dark.
I won't, Jasper.
That's it, Louise, because we're all in this together.
They're all in it together.
Turn the lights on already.
Pretty people are trying to entertain out here.
Sorry, magnolia.
Just throw the switch.
It was a life they didn't choose Listen to me, Louise.
We did not choose this life no! This life it, it chose us, okay? Because the life we wanted to choose Oh, it rejected us.
Two minutes into our audition.
Jasper, we may move props, We're all in this together.
It's "high school technical.
" Hey, the show's over.
We're doing "grease.
" why would we need a moose head? Jonathan, wow.
Everything you like about high school musicals Is not in this show.
- It's Jasper, Barry.
- Whatever! "so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing come on It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" Give it up for the cast of "So random!" Hey, guys! We've got a great show for you tonight.
Here we are, Damien, at the opening.
Of this week's "so random!" Very exciting, shayne.
Let's see how this.
Promising young comedy team is gonna kick things off.
Dude, what's with the hat? I I told you if you wanted to rock hats, - I'd take you to my hat spot.
- Oh yeah, But you pay way I mean I got this one.
Half off.
Oh, swing and a miss.
Shayne, they're really going to need a killer joke here.
- To get back in the game.
- Knock-knock? Clearly they're throwing in the towel.
Guys, what are you doing? It appears the randoms have noticed us commentating.
On their opening and are not happy about it, shayne.
- No, we're not.
- I can confirm that.
Tensions are definitely running high down here on the stage.
Tawni, Chad, do you think the randoms can bounce back from that awful first joke? We're gonna bounce you guys back to your hometowns.
If you don't knock it off.
Woah, ho ho ho, she got ahold of that one! A game-winning grand slam by Tawni Hart.
Tawni, Tawni, Tawni, Tawni.
Whoo! Well, if the excitement down here is any indication, We're in for a great show! Andy grammer is here, so stick around! You like that.
You like that, huh? Presenting - I am Scott! - And I am Elliot! And we are here to complete The kids' menu! I shall color in this chef with my fists of crayon! Yah! Snikt! Fear not, donkey! I will guide you through this puzzling maze.
To freedom! Victory! You are free! It is complete! Yah! This has been I got Suzie's ponytail! Now that was a good dare! All right, come on.
Come on, Maggie, you're up.
Hit me, come on.
Okay.
But don't expect me to go easy on you.
Okay! I dare you To Clap your hands! That's the dare? I can't believe I invited you.
You're terrible at sleepovers! Attention! Are you terrible at sleepovers?! I am sergeant slumber.
And at my sleepover boot camp, I'll turn you into a lean mean.
Slumber-partying machine.
When you go to a sleepover, You are going into battle! That's why you've been armed with two very sharp words: So let me ask you, slumber soldiers: Truth or dare!? Uh Truth? Do you have a crush on Mike hobbs? - I I - I said do you have a crush on Mike hobbs!? I changed my mind! I pick dare! Oh! I dare you.
To run through that brick wall! - What!?! - That's right.
I said run through the brick wall! I want my mommy.
Well, I'm your mommy now! Making a prank call Is your call to arms! Your call of duty! Are you ready to answer that call? Yes, sergeant slumber.
I can't hear you! Yes, sergeant slumber! Is your refrigerator running?! - Yes, it's running! - Then why don't you catch it? Good work, soldier! Next! The pillow fight is the sleepover's ultimate battle! And you will be Victorious! Now fight! I wanna see feathers fly and girls cry! Show no mercy! Say hello to my pillow friend.
I've given you the tools.
And you've given me $175.
Now storm that sleepover! Go go go go go! Follow me, girls! I'm hit.
And you'll be a hit! Enlist in my sleepover boot camp today.
And win the war on slumber parties! Thanks, sergeant slumber! Don't yell at me.
Coming up next on "so random!" - I'm lieutenant hickory.
- I'm dickory.
Doc! I need a doctor! it's a circle circling around again it comes around, but you gotta keep your head up oh oh, and you can let your hair down eh eh.
Presenting - I am Scott! - And I am Elliot! And we are here To open this juice box! This is delicious! We are Victorious! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! This has been shake that, shake that all around, come on.
Once upon many times In the wonderful land of nursery rhymes There can arise a situation That requires a visit from the fairytale bureau Of investigation.
Freeze, old mother Hubbard! Tonight's episode: Another rough day.
On the mean streets of fairy tales.
- What do we have? - Some guy was sitting on a wall, Seems he had a great fall.
Is he breathing at all? Take it easy, son.
I'm lieutenant hickory.
- I'm dickory.
- Doc! I need a doctor.
I'm so cold.
Cold eggs let me guess, my wife cooked you? - Dickory! - He had a hard day.
Thought the egg would appreciate me crackia few jokes.
Dickory! What's your name, son? Dumpty.
It's humpty dumpty.
Well, when we're done here we'll arrest your parents for naming you that.
Dickory! Listen, I don't have much time.
I didn't fall, I was pushed! Pushed by Quick! The egg is running! I'll stop him with the taser.
No! Dickory, I meant the yolk was spreading.
You just cooked our victim.
Certainly got egg the yolk's on me.
Like.
There's no sunny side up to this.
He didn't go over easy.
- Maybe he's just in Shell shock - Dickory! Hold up, this is my crime scene.
We got a call from the king himself.
He wants all of his horses and all of his men on this.
Trying to put humpty together again? Or trying to clean up the king's crime scene? Well, if you need help cleaning up the crime scene, Why don't you use the Bucket that weird-looking lady's holding? - Who, me?! - You may be onto something, dickory.
So, Jill, Just out fetching a pail of water? It ain't against the law, copper.
Now tell me something, Jill.
Why is it that.
Every time you're around, someone's falling down, Breaking their crown? I told ya's, Jack fell down that hill.
On account of due to the fact, uh an accident.
- All right? He was clumsy.
- Sure was.
He fell right into a bad marriage with an even worse dame.
You gots nothin' on me, coppers.
No, but your pail does Thanks to my wife I'd recognize uncooked egg anywhere.
- Should I book her? - Nope, you should storybook her! It-it it wasn't me! Peter pumpkin-eater set me up! You gotta help me! You gotta help me! Calm down, Mary, tell us what's wrong.
He's after me! A little lamb! He's white, like snow, and he's everywhere I go! Um, are these seats taken? Oh, well, aren't you polite to ask? As long as you're not the type to pull out.
Your cell phones during the movie.
Oh, of course not! That would be rude.
So rude.
Puppy movie play date! Excuse me, but my wife.
Is allergic to dogs.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, we had no idea.
But why would they go to the movies.
If they're allergic to dogs? My dog is allergic to ugly sweaters.
Who's wearing an ugly sweater? Young lady, did you just insult my sweater? What? No.
No.
Where would you get that idea? Don't worry about the people in the ugly sweaters, 'cause they're gonna fall asleep during the movie anyway.
- Now that is just ridicul - We would never Oh, good good, I didn't miss any of the previews.
Sam Herman loves his previews.
This spring from the producers of "hockey cat" Comes an even unlikelier mixing of sports and wildlife "m.
M.
A.
: Mixed martial aardvark.
" - Who likes seeing previews? - Who likes seeing previews? Sam Herman likes seeing previews, So if you could just keep.
Those adorable little puppies down, That would be wonderful.
Thank you.
- Of course.
Yeah, sorry.
- Sorry.
Is that man's talking bothering you? Is the annoying man with the annoying mustache.
Interrupting your previews? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Did you just insult Sam Herman.
And his mustache? What? No no no.
- It couldn't be.
- Who's an annoying man.
With the funny mustache? He is! Yes, he is! Yes, he is! - Ah boo boo boo! - Okay, you know what? I will have you know Sam Herman.
Came second in a least-annoying contest.
And his mustache came first.
So let's go, number one.
Sorry, excuse me.
Excuse me, an annoying man with an annoying mustache.
Just told me a couple of hotties in row "b" Were causing a ruckus.
Excuse me, I'm going to have to ask you two to leave.
- What? - Get up, it's time to go.
- Oh, this is outrageous.
- You're outrageous.
Come on.
Out.
They're the ones with the dogs - In my day we would - This is not your day.
Some people just don't know how to behave in a movie theater.
- Hmm-mm.
- Ah boo boo boo! Ah boo boo boo.
Ah boo boo boo boo.
Coming up next on "so random!" see, I know it's hard, I know it's hard to remember sometimes you gotta keep your head up.
Presenting - I am Scott! - And I am Elliot! And we are here to brush our teeth! This has been All right, guys, here he is.
- Give it up for - Andy grammer.
oh oh oh eh eh eh whoa-oh oh no I've been waiting on a sunset, bills on my mindset I can't deny they're getting high higher than my income, income's bread crumbs I've been trying to survive the glow that sun gets right around sunset helps me realize that this is just a journey, drop your worries you are gonna turn out fine whoa, you turn out fine fine, whoa, you turn out fine but you gotta keep your head up, oh oh and you can let your hair down, eh eh you gotta keep your head up, oh oh you can let your hair down, eh eh I know it's hard I know it's hard to remember sometimes you gotta keep your head up, oh oh you can let your hair down, eh eh eh eh eh I got my hands in my pockets, kicking these rocks it's kinda hard to watch this life go by I'm buying in the skeptics, skeptics mess with the confidence in my eyes I'm seeing all the angles, thoughts get tangled I start to compromise my life and purpose is it all worth it? am I gonna turn out fine? whoa, you turn out fine fine, whoa-oh, you turn out fine but you gotta keep your head up, oh oh and you can let your hair down, eh eh you gotta keep your head up, oh oh and you can let your hair down, eh eh see, I know it's hard I know it's hard to remember sometimes you gotta keep your head up, oh oh and you can let your hair down, eh eh eh eh eh now only rainbows after rain the sun will always come again and it's a circle, circling around again it comes around again, I said only rainbows after rain the sun will always come again and it's a circle, circling around again it comes around, but you gotta keep your head up, oh oh you can let your hair down, eh eh you gotta keep your head up, oh oh and you can let your hair down, eh eh now I know it's hard I know it's hard to remember sometimes you gotta keep your head up, oh oh and you can let your hair down, eh eh - now keep your head up - Oh oh - and you can let your hair down - Eh eh - keep your head up - Oh oh - but you can let your hair down - Eh eh - keep your head up - Oh oh - you can let your hair down - Eh eh I'm singing ohh na na na na no no.
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Give it up for Andy grammer! "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" get down arty, shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, and that it of this you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing