Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1993) s03e05 Episode Script


I think you need to get your own car.
I can't pick you up every single day.
Maybe you could get a bike just drive.
Not in the mood.
If you think I'm going to keep
picking you up like this every day,
you're sorely mistaken, little mister.
Moltar and I don't work 15 minutes a
week to have you treat us like your
So you had just better start saving up your money, Buster brown,
because this is the last week I'm
putting wear and tear on this cruiser
when you can't even show a little
appreciation for how hard we work!
In fact, you know what I think?
I think maybe you need to get out there
and find yourself a part-time job.
Don't you have any skills?
What do you like to do?
Well, what are you good at?
I'll ask my friend merle if he needs any help.
Eh, who's merle?
You know, merle.
At the lumber yard.
I ain't working at no lumber yard.
Well, you're not gonna be a freeloader all of your life.
What? What did you say to me?
Umooh, nothin'.
And would it kill you to wear some pants every once in a while?
Are we there yet?!
Greetings. I'm Space Ghost.
Joining me Uh, Christy?
Joining me on tonight's show
Joining me on tonight's show, Fred cracklin.
No way!
Ohh, yes, way.
Fred cracklin, in the flesh.
What did you say?
I ain't working at no lumber yard.
Play me to the desk.
Please welcome Fred cracklin!
All righty.
UmWe'll be right back with Fred cracklin.
The set appears to be rumbling. Are we under attack, Moltar?
We're under attack.
Yeah, I thought so.
By one of my enemies, I bet.
Yeah, I guess one of your enemies is attacking us.
Yeah, that figures.
Uh, hey, zorak, we're under attack.
Well, don't that beat all.
Moltar, you better let our viewers know that we're under attack.
Ok, we'll level with you.
The ghost planet isn't really under attack.
All that rumbling and shaking?
That was made up.
We're just sitting here like normal.
Moltar was shaking the camera and adding a few sound effects.
Yeah, I had a sheet of tin and some,
uh, bubble wrap I was poppin'.
Those explosions?
I was playing that right here on my keyboard.
And that's not really Fred cracklin on the monitor.
It's thurston Moore from sonic youth. Hi.
Hey, thurston. Thanks for doing the show. Ok, well, thank you.
We asked thurston to join us because tonight we just felt like
playing you the music
of Sonny sharrock and Lance Carter. And now, here's ghost
planet national anthem.
Ooh! Ooh!
Hey, ah, yeah!
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey! Ah, yeah!
Ooh! Ooh!
Oh! Oh!
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