Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015) s04e13 Episode Script

A Boy and His DC-700XE; The Monster and the Queen

1 [upbeat music plays] It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird, gonna have a good time I ain't from round here, I'm from another woo-hoo Yea-ah I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies Puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puh-puh It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension [group] Cheers! [Kelly] Whoo-hoo! [all] To the Kill Devil Pass Riders' Club Annual Ride! [burps] So, uh, who d'you think will be cursed with the Devil's Mark this year? Please let it be me, please let it be me! Devil's Mark goes to the worst rider.
- Why would you want that? - Uh 'Cause I'm quirky! Well, I'll be rootin' for ya, weird little dude.
Hey, Kelly, the new vest looks good on ya.
Thanks, Hekapoo! Official membership feels great.
Y'know, I think this is the best group we've ever put together for the annual ride.
Talon wouldn't change a thing! Me neither! Ha! Uh, funny you should say that.
I actually, uh [muffled] invited someone else this year.
Uh, what? Without telling us?! Quirky don't like surprises! Not cool, Marco.
Don't worry, guys! It'll be fine.
He's a total pro.
[screech, crash] [engine revving] [groans] Oh, my gosh, Tom! Are you okay? Oh, yeah! Yeah, me? Totally fine.
I'm totally fine.
I'm good.
You always know how to make a grand entrance.
Guys, you know Tom.
[all, unenthused] Hi.
I'm still just getting used to the new drag.
Or, uh, d-dragon cycle? Huh! Looks like you're gonna have a little competition for that Devil's Mark, li'l dude.
But I was supposed to be the belle of the ball! Oh.
Well, here's the problem.
You gotta take off the hood so he can see.
[bellowing] Whoa! It's alive?! Shh shh shh.
Whoa there, whoa there! Hey, hey, hey, it's okay! It's it's okay.
I didn't know it was alive! Ha ha ha ha! Good one.
Let's just get this show on the road.
[engines revving] - Whoa! Gah! - [growling] It's obviously not used to Whoa! Having a driver.
Yeah, the young ones, they usually take a little time to calm down.
Y'know, there's no shame in backing out of the ride.
Maybe get to know Hampton a little better.
Nah, he'll learn on the go.
Okay.
Let's ride.
[riders] Whoo-hoo! Sparky's goin' fast! All right, let me just.
- [engine roars] - Whoa! Aah! Everything okay? Yeah, just tryin' out some new tricks! You go ahead, and I'll catch up! Whoa! All right, Kill Devil Pass Riders Club.
Let's shred some sky! - Whoo! - Whoo-hoo! Aaagh, c'mon! Get in the air! Get in the air! - [growls] - Aaaghh! - Aaaah! - [thud] So he's a total pro, huh? How about you guys just go ahead and we'll meet you at Dragon Bone's rest stop.
All right, but just don't spend all day with Lucitor.
Tom, you okay? Yeah, just takin' a little rest.
C'mon, man, it's obvious you've never ridden a dragon cycle before.
What gave it away? - [engine revving] - [Hampton screaming] Tom, if you're gonna do this, you're gonna have to get to know Hampton.
Who's Hampton? - Ughh.
- [growl] Half of dragon cycling is just forming a bond with your cycle.
There you go, buddy, That's the spot.
Dragons are living creatures, not some expensive product you buy from a catalog.
Well, technically, they're both, but I see what you mean.
You and Hampton need complete trust between each other.
Ready, Nachos? See, complete trust.
All right, let's develop some trust, Hampton.
[growl] Okay, light touch.
And a little under there.
And right with phew! All right, open up, Hampton.
Hrmpf! Look, I'm sorry about all the wheelies and not treating you like a living thing.
[growl] I I promise I'll do better.
Okay, bud, okay.
Yeah, here we go.
I'm just gonna lean in here, and Hey, he didn't bite me! [snap] Now let's go for a little ride.
Whoo! I'm doing it! I feel so free! Nice, nice.
Now just follow me! Hampton, let's go up.
- Please.
- Rrrr! Whoaa! Oh! I'm I'm really flying! This is incredible! Hey, thanks for doing this, man.
I know I'm taking time away from you and your lady friend.
Actually, Kelly and I decided to stop doing the break-up buddies thing.
But it's cool.
Things were super amicable.
Cool.
How sad is that? My break-up buddy broke up with me.
Yeah.
That's why I only date the dummies.
Ain't that right, boys? - What? - What? Hey, everybody! Ohh! The lovebirds finally show up! Hey, careful, Tom.
Being break-up buddies isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Uh so are we going to this jump or what? Let's get rolling! Quirky needs a Devil Mark! Whoo-hooo! Varooom! Hey, the ride starts getting pretty intense.
You sure you wanna keep going? Yeah! Let's get intense.
Aaaah! Whoa! Aaah! - Aah! Aah! - [screeching] Poor guy's havin' a hard time, huh? Can't get much worse than that.
[roaring] Wild dragon cycles, incoming! [engines revving] Aaah! [whimpering] Uh, Hampton? - [engine revs] - Whoa! Aah! No no no no! Hampton! Hampton! Bad! Bad Hampton! Aaaah! Looks like his cycle would rather be with the wild herd than with Tom.
Hampton, I swear, if you don't stop right now! - [screech] - Oof! Hey, buddy.
You doing all right? Oh, man! This is the I mean, thrill of a lifetime! We're coming up on the Devil's Mark jump up ahead.
It's pretty dangerous.
You really think you're ready? Dragon cycles already fly, right? I mean, how hard could a jump be? [thunderclap] See? I mean, that Yeah, that that looks cool.
You think that's cool? Check this out! Oh, mama.
That's gonna be me, that's gonna be me! Are you weenies just gonna stand around all day?! Yee-haw! Oh, my goodness.
Hey, Tom? You don't have to do the jump.
[nervous] What? And miss out on all that sweet air? Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo! Totally rockin', H-Poo! Look, buddy, I don't know if you're ready for a jump like this just yet.
Oh, nah, we got this.
My turn! Whoo-hoo! Aaagh! C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon! Your dude is right.
You ain't ready for this! Yaaaah! [cheering] My best one yet! Tom, seriously.
I'm doing the jump, Marco.
But why? Nobody's pressuring you to do this.
You're doing it.
You always do cool stuff like this.
I'm not the cool one.
You are! Yeah! That's what I thought, but then I actually realized that I don't really do anything.
So I bought a dragon cycle, and I'm gonna do this terrifying jump.
Don't do it, kid.
That's Quirky's Devil Mark! Here I am! Come and get me! Come to Papa! - Ooh! That's gonna leave a mark.
- Ouch! [strained] Hey, guys, check it out.
I got the mark! [cheering] Tom, I really like the idea of me being the cool one, but, dude, just do the stuff you want to do, then it doesn't matter if it's cool or not.
So I'm gonna jump this cliff, not because it's cool, but because I like jumping cliffs! [fart] Dude, did you just fart? [engine starts] I did! Man, that guy is so cool.
- [cheering] - Thank you.
Thank you.
Tom's not really thinking about doing the jump, right? I I really hope not.
You ready, Hampton? Let's shred some sky.
[roaring] [Tom] Wow.
They're so free.
You just wanna be up there, don't ya? [whimpering] Hey, what's he doing? Something pretty cool.
Ughh! What are we doing? You don't wanna do this jump.
I don't wanna do this jump.
Hampton, I'm sorry.
You should do what you want.
Rrrr? Be free! Have fun with those wild dragon cycles, buddy.
[Marco] Hey, Tom! I'm not sure what just happened, but I'll come back to pick you up! That's cool, Marco.
I have my own way.
[grunting] Rrrr! Ahh-haa! Ha ha! Oh, yeah, he can fly! - Way to go, Tom! - [cheering] Whoo! [smash] Ohh! Why did I do that? You took that hit like a total champ! Now let's see that Devil Mark! Ohh, right.
Let's see here.
Oh, thank goodness.
He ain't nothin' but bruises! You may not have a dragon cycle, but you definitely earned this.
I'm part of the club!? Maybe next year, you'll get one of these bad boys.
Check it out.
It's embossed in the back.
Oh.
Lucky.
- So you coming back next year? - We'll see.
I think I'm just gonna do what I want.
But but, no, I'm definitely not gonna do this again.