Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015) s04e16 Episode Script

Beach Day; Gone Baby Gone

1 [upbeat music plays] It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird, gonna have a good time I ain't from round here, I'm from another woo-hoo Yea-ah I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies Puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puh-puh It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension That would be a great idea! If I cared.
Ohh! [youths] Lar-ry! [laughter and applause] - Oh, boy, I am such a Larry.
- Totally! [announcer] You're watching an all-day marathon of "Youths!" Get comfy! Done! Oh, man, I missed Earth TV.
Today's gonna be perfect! Uh, Star? Is this yours? I found it in the back of the freezer for some reason.
Oh, my gosh! I was wondering where this went! Marco, look! My frozen swimsuit! Cool, cool , cool.
You know, it might be easier to find next time if you put it in your closet instead of the freezer.
[chuckling] Ohh, Mrs.
Diaz, no, my closet is for secrets, not swimsuits! - Yeah, okay.
- Oh, honey, look! It's Mariposa's first breakfast quiche! I've been documenting her cuteness - with this trendy instant camera.
- Instant camera Wait just a minute.
Swimsuit.
Instant camera.
Unused beach ball that's in the corner! - [gasp] Marco! - Aah! I know what we're gonna do today! Are we not watching a marathon? Look, all the signs are here! My bathing suit, the instant camera, and the final pièce de résistance! Uh the photo from the future that Father Time gave you? Don't you see? You have a zit on the tip of your nose! So?! Sooo that zit is exactly the same as the one in the Beach Day photo.
Ohhh! Ever since Father Time gave me this future photo, I've been dreaming of the day it would happen.
And that day is today! All right, sure! Maybe it is Beach Day! Oh, you bet your booty it's Beach Day! As soon as my swimsuit is done defrosting - [patriotic music playing] - we are going to the beach, and we're going to have the best day of our lives! [horns blaring] - Oh, boy.
- [click, whir] Can't wait for this Beach Day! Yeah, at the rate we're going, we might get there before sunset.
Hmm.
Excuse me, what's, uh What's taking so long? There's a spill up ahead.
Go on goat.
Get back in the truck! - [chomp] - Eeh! Oh, no.
There's, like, 20 goats out there! We're gonna be here all day! Star, if I cover up my zit with makeup, would the zit in the photo disappear, or would I just be unable to conceal it no matter how hard I try? How much of my life would be affected by what I choose to do to my zit? Do I have free will? Marco, you are stressing me out.
You know what? I'm just gonna move this along.
Super sparkle car-fly wings! [goats bleating] [bleats] [Star] Wooo! Flying cars make me sick! But it's totally worth it for Beach Day! How's that for a shortcut, Mr.
Driver Man? [quietly] Put down my car.
- What was that? - I said, put my car down! [crash] [door opens and closes] [tires screech] - Now what? - Don't worry, Marco, I got this.
Summoning Sparkle Cloudy Charm! Oh, hey there, Star! Cloudy, to the beach! Maybe we should have just done this from the staaaaaart! [Cloudy] Here we gooo! Ah ha ha! [coughing] - Augh! - [Marco groans] I can't fly in this! [coughing] It's like breathing death! [sighs] Looks like we're walking.
491, 492, 493, 494.
[out of breath] It's weird.
It's almost as if events are conspiring against us.
- Oh! - Hey, where is the beach!? The ocean's, like, the biggest thing in this world.
How have we not run into it already? Ah, surfer dude! Huh? Can you tell us how we get to the beach? The beach is a state of mind, man.
Just follow your heart.
That's not helpful, just so you know! Ugh! Hey, it's all right! Maybe we just need to take a break.
Get some food in our belly.
No time for food, Marco! I can't afford any distractions.
Beach Day is going to happen, I can feel it in my bones.
We just gotta wait for a sign.
Are we just gonna stand - [screech] - Aah! The sign! C'mon, Marco! Follow that seagull! Aah! [screech] [panting] [screech] - [panting] - [tap] We made it.
Beach Day is actually happening! Aah! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! The water is perfect.
The sand is perfect.
Everything is perfect! Now all we gotta do is take that picture! Oh.
[laughs] Oh, this is a box of crackers.
Where's the real camera? Where is the camera?! [gasps] Oh, no! I must have left it in the cab! I left the camera in the caaab! Hey, it's okay.
Aw, no.
The photo's gone, too.
Oh.
I just don't understand.
Today was supposed to be Beach Day! I can't believe I lost the photo and the camera! Hey, look at it this way.
It's a beautiful day.
We can still have a fun day at the beach! Myehh.
I'll let you make me into a sand mermaid.
[both laughing] Woo-hoo! - Hah! - Yah! Unh! Hah! I got it! I - Got it.
- You know what you look like? You know, this day actually turned out pretty good after all.
[old lady] Excuse me.
I'm sorry to bother you.
It's just, oh, you two looked so cute earlier, and I just happened to see this adorable young couple.
We're not a couple.
[gasp] [old lady] I debated whether or not to even say anything, - but when opportunity comes along like this - Ohh! Careful! [gasp] well, you just have to take the bull by the horns.
- [Star] Yah! - Oh.
Whaa ? No.
Way.
[Star] It's the Beach Day photo! How How? How! It's all part of the paradox! We lost the camera and the photo earlier today because I was supposed to, because this creepy lady was meant to take our Beach Day photo! So that means [together] Today is Beach Day! - Woo-hoo! - It is Beach Day! It is Beach Day! It gonna happen! - I lived the happiest day of my life! - Wow! Wow! [Marco] This is bananas! The paradox came true! It was real! Everything happened for a reason! Wow! Oh, my goodness! I'm so excited! Star? Ha ha ha! [humming] - [Star] Hey! Father Time? - Ooh! Why am I not happy? Oh, hey! It's that beach photo.
You look pretty happy to me.
No.
I was happy.
But that was, like, five minutes ago, and it's already starting to wear off! I thought Beach Day was supposed to be the best day of my life! And everything would be figured out, and then I could just live happily ever after or whatever! But that didn't happen.
So why'd you even give this to me? I didn't give that to you.
Uh, yes, you did.
No, no, no.
- You did.
- What? Yeah, you gave me the photo to give to Past Star, because you knew she was about to go through a lot of difficult, messy life stuff, you know, what, with her mom going missing and her identity as a princess kind of thrown out the window, you wanted to give her something to look forward to.
I gave this to me? But that can't That means this whole time Beach Day was a lie? A lie I told myself?! I can just destroy it for you, seeing as it's giving you so much grief.
You know what? Yeah, sure.
Beach Day, no Beach Day, what's the difference? So what if I don't see it up on the fridge every day, or keep it in my little purse always, or stuff it under my pillow every night.
Yeah, who needs it? No photo, no Beach Day, no confusing time paradox! You wouldn't even be here right now asking about it! Who knows where you'd be? That's a That's a good question.
Some days, knowing I'd be this happy was the only thing that kept me going.
So you want me to destroy it? No.
No! No, no, no! You can't! I needed this! You gotta give it to Past Star! Wait! No! I don't want to give it away.
But if I keep it, I'll never have given it to myself, so I'll never have had it, and then it'll never have existed at all.
[gasps] Whoa! Okay, okay, you know what? [click] There.
Now she can have it.
Bye, Father Time.
Thank you, so much.
- Sure thing! - [portal bloops] Too bad the hardest times are still ahead.
What was that? Nothing! [humming] B-E-A-C-H "Beach Day!" [seagulls calling] So basically, Beach Day was never real.
I was chasing some perfect idea that didn't even exist.
Don't get me wrong, it got me though a lot, but now how am I supposed to know if everything will end up okay? Well, I guess we just don't.
Huh? Yeah, I mean you don't know what'll happen in the future, but who does? It wasn't the Beach Day itself that made you happy, right? It It was It was you.
Huh.
You didn't wait for someone to tell you everything would be okay.
You created your own happiness, through self-determination! Anyway, I thought that was pretty cool.
Yeah.
Maybe you're right.
Well, I'm kinda Beach Day'd out.
[chuckles] Whaddaya say we head home? I say let's do it.
Wait! We don't have a way to get home! Actually Ah? Ahh? Star, I'm not wheeling you all the way home in a shopping cart.
[chuckles] Not wheeling, silly.
- Woo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo! - Aaah! No no no! Ha ha! Woo-hoo! [Marco] I'm gonna be sick, - but it's worth it for Beach Day! - [Star] Beach Daaay!