Star Wars Resistance (2018) s02e14 Episode Script

The Mutiny

1 [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
[AIR HISSING.]
So, uh, Captain Kragan, um, who we meeting up with again? Only the best weapons dealer in this part of the galaxy.
And with what I have planned, we're going to need everything he's got.
[ALARM BEEPING.]
Looks like he's arriving now.
[ENGINES HUMMING.]
[AIR HISSING.]
Sidon Ithano, you old skurg, look at you.
How's the Crimson Corsair been faring of late? [PANEL CHIRPS, WHIRS.]
Cut the pleasantries, Kragan.
Do you want the cargo or not? [LAUGHS, SLURPS.]
They don't make them like that anymore.
I don't know where you stole these from, Sidon, but you have outdone yourself.
So, do we have a deal? Indeed, we do.
But the merchandise does look a bit worn out.
Say if we lower the price a little? Of course, of course.
A deal like this is hard to pass up.
[CHUCKLES.]
Drell, give the Corsair his money.
You've got it, Captain.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
These battle droids will be perfect to take over the Colossus.
[ENGINES RUMBLING.]
[SIGHS.]
We've been over this before, Synara.
Due to their past transgressions, I have no choice but to keep an eye on the pirates.
I understand, Captain, but you must realize, you are essentially keeping them here as prisoners.
The more you have them under your thumb, the more likely they are to rebel.
And letting them out there to do who knows what will cause more trouble for us in the long run.
Look, I'm doing what's best for my ship, and they need to respect my orders.
That is all.
[DOOR HISSES, CLUNKS.]
[SIGHS.]
[ALARM CHIRPING.]
4D, I'm going to need a security escort.
[ENGINES RUMBLING.]
[AIR HISSING.]
Snarl, grab some cable.
I have some important cargo I'll need you to tie up and drop out the bay doors.
All right, you got it, boss! [LAUGHING.]
The rest of you, unload the goods from the hull, and be quick about it.
[ROUSING MILITARISTIC MUSIC.]
What's going on here, Kragan? Where have you been? Nothing for you to worry about, Synara.
Just business as usual.
Come on.
[GRUNTING.]
You know Doza is not going to be happy with you leaving the Colossus and bringing in illegal goods.
Trust me, that so-called "captain" is no longer a concern of mine.
Kragan.
What is the meaning of this? Ah, Captain Doza.
This is another unexpected visit.
To what do we owe the honor? You know very well the Colossus is on lockdown, and I know very well whatever you're doing out there is less than legal.
Security, check the Galleon for any stolen contraband.
You have us all wrong, Doza.
We brought back food and supplies for your crew to show our continual gratitude for taking us in.
Yeah, I mean, we're just trying to help out.
"Pitch in," as they say.
Either way, your ships are now on lockdown.
No one is allowed to leave this hangar without my permission.
No one, understood? Of course, Captain Doza.
We're only here to help.
I only tolerate your presence because you defended this station, but that solidarity will change if you do not obey my laws, pirate.
[TENSE MUSIC.]
We will be watching you.
All clear, Captain.
Reel in the cargo! [ALL CHEERING, CHATTERING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Pull, you womp rats! Careful, we don't want to damage the goods.
I'll need them fully operational.
[ALL CHEERING, LAUGHING.]
[DOOR HISSES.]
That's great to hear.
I'm happy you're willing to do this.
- Of course, Captain Doza.
- We trust you, Neeku.
We know you won't let us down.
Hey, um, what's going on? Kaz, glad you're here.
I'm gonna need you to do a little work on the Fireball's thrusters.
Mechanic's work? Uh, sure, of course.
But but what's Neeku doing? Oh, Neeku will be taking care of more important things.
Fixing a few problematic issues around the station.
I will not be long, Kaz.
Although, I suppose that depends on your relative definition of time.
Okay, but All right, all right, fine.
[DOORS HISS.]
I'm certain this will confirm my suspicions.
Either way, we have to prepare for every contingency.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
[DOOR HISSES.]
Good-bye, Kaz! [HUMMING.]
[MOTOR HUMMING.]
[METAL CLANGS.]
Synara, I need you to go to the marketplace and make sure Doza has properly distributed the food we so graciously gave him.
And when have you become so altruistic? I will tell you after you have done what I have asked of you.
- Gork! - [GRUNTS, SNORTS.]
Accompany Synara to the marketplace.
- [GRUNTING.]
- Yes, we're going, Gork.
And back away.
You smell terrible.
[GRUNTS.]
Whatever is going on here, Kragan, I want no part of it.
[GRUNTS.]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
[DROIDS CHIRP, WHIR.]
[DROIDS POWER DOWN.]
What is this? What is wrong with them? Looks like you were sold some faulty merchandise, Captain.
[GROWLS.]
I should have known.
Why did I trust that conniving Corsair? [SHOES SQUEAK.]
Oh, greetings, Kaz.
- What are you doing down here? - Me? I was gonna ask you the same thing.
What exactly do you think you're doing here, Nikto? Ah, hello, good pirate, sir.
I am simply here to run a system diagnostic check.
On what system? Hold on.
Back off of him, mates.
You are the Nikto from the dreadnought raid, are you not? I am.
The name is Neeku, if you recall.
Ah, yes, we could use a good mechanic like you.
Oh? How so, Kragan, sir? You are the chief mechanic here, yes? - An unparalleled engineer.
- [LAUGHS.]
You are making me blush figuratively speaking, of course.
Niktos are not physically capable of blushing.
We lack all non-green pigments, including red, pink, purple Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I could use someone like you to help me fix something that would greatly benefit this station.
Well, that is what I am here for.
I will help you with whatever you need.
Very good.
Now, come with me.
Did I ever mention how I have always wanted to become a pirate? ALL: [CHANTING.]
Neeku, Neeku, Neeku! [GASPS.]
Oh, that was rancid.
[STAMMERS.]
What did I just drink? Ah, it doesn't matter.
Knowing won't make it taste any better.
[LAUGHS.]
[CHUCKLES.]
Tell me, Neeku, what do you know about droids? Oh, I have quite an extensive knowledge of droids.
Almost any kind, really.
Astromech droids, security droids, protocol droids Yes, yes, yes, I understand.
So, what do you make of these? [CONTAINERS HUMMING.]
Ooh, Baktoid Combat Automata fourth degree B2 SBD Super Battle Droids? [GASPS.]
Those are extremely rare.
[DEVICES WHIRRING.]
[DROIDS CHIRP.]
There are quite a lot of them.
What do you plan on using them for? They are a gift for the Colossus to show Doza we are all on the same side.
Now that the First Order is after us, I thought we could use more security.
[DROID WHIRS.]
But they are old.
They need updating.
Ugh, finally.
There was not a lot of space in that container.
I am going to need a deep core adjustment.
- [GRUNTS.]
- Hey, be careful! You will damage the B1.
He is quite a find.
Roger, I have delicate circuits.
Must have been thrown in for free when I bought the lot.
If we can get these droids fully operational, they can help protect the Colossus.
After all, Doza needs all the help he can get.
Can you fix them, Neeku? Hmm, I believe I can.
Uh, thank you for affording me this opportunity to work on such rare technology.
You heard him, mates! We got ourselves a mechanic! [ALL CHEERING.]
[LAUGHS.]
Yay! Drell, Valik! Help Neeku fix the droids, quickly, and do not let anyone interfere, understood? Particularly Synara.
Understood, Captain.
- Come along, B1.
- Roger.
We know what to do.
Hey, Synara.
Kaz, what brings you here? It's just, Neeku's been acting a bit weird lately.
Same with Doza and Yeager.
Yeah, so is Kragan.
Everyone seems to be keeping secrets from me these days.
Yeah, me, too, and now Neeku's with the pirates fixing who knows what for them.
Wait a minute, wait.
Neeku is in the hangar with Kragan? All I heard is that he needed a mechanic.
It's suspicious, right? I mean, I tried to sneak back in, but the place was locked up tight.
Well, don't worry about that.
I can get us inside.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
Is this a designated repair facility, sir? Most of this junk looks useless.
Oh, nothing is useless, B1.
There are tools and a space and a table, see? Let us begin.
[CURIOUS MUSIC.]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING.]
Drell, where did the captain find these droids? Were they salvage? I don't know.
Just fix the droids.
But if I knew where they came from, I could ensure Fix the droids, Neeku.
- And no questions, all right? - All right.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING.]
And what exactly is our time What did I just say? "Fix the droids," got it.
Uh, B1, could you please hand me the hydrospanner? Hydrospanner, here you go.
That is not the correct tool, B1.
- The hydrospanner is that one.
- Uh, roger.
I'm a battle droid, not an engineering droid.
Well, after we are through with your modifications, you will be something more.
I just hope whatever is happening isn't as bad as I think it is.
If I know Neeku, he won't let anything get too out of hand.
Right, like Bibo? Uh, yeah, good point.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING.]
All right, B1, I've repaired your processing core.
Neeku, what is taking so long? Well, the super battle droids are operational, Kragan, sir, but [LAUGHS.]
Excellent, come with me.
But I still need to fix B1's circuits.
He will be fine.
Now, let's move.
Captain Neeku? I still have some servos that need tightening! You have done a marvelous job, but I hope you understand.
Understand what? [GRUNTS.]
Whoa! That I cannot have you telling Doza about this.
[DOOR CREAKS.]
I like that Nikto.
After I take over the ship, I will make him my chief engineer.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
All right, listen up, you sleemos! The droids are ready and it's time for a little fun! [ALL CHEERING.]
The Tower is the key to the station.
Clear the corridors and lock down the turbolifts.
But Captain Doza? You leave him to me.
[ALL CHEERING.]
Move out! [DROIDS CLANKING.]
Oh, this isn't good.
I'd better contact Doza.
Intruder, intruder.
Well, this this is just great.
[DOOR CREAKS.]
[DOOR SLAMS.]
Hi, guys! What brings you two here? [ALL GASPING, CHATTERING.]
Run, run! [SCREAMING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Attack! [DROIDS CHIRPING.]
[ALL GASP.]
[ALARM WAILING.]
[GROANS.]
[BLASTER FIRING.]
[ALARM WAILING.]
[CHIMES.]
Well, this just spoiled my whole evening.
Press on, mates! The Tower will be ours! We've gotta do something.
We can't let Kragan take the Colossus! Do not worry, Kaz, I have a plan.
What are you talking about? I would step away from the door if I were you.
[LASER CRACKLES.]
[DOORS CREAK.]
Ah, there you are! - Nice work, B1.
- Roger, roger.
This was all your plan, Commander Neeku, sir.
Neeku, this old battle droid is your friend? Roger, roger, Kaz.
Once I saw Kragan had acquired a large amount of super battle droids, I had a suspicion that he was up to no good, so I programmed B1 to help us out.
Speaking of helping out B1, your programming is complete.
Come on, we've got to get to Doza before Kragan does.
Push on! Victory will be mine! Yeager, this is not looking good.
[GRUNTS.]
4D! You'll pay for that, Kragan! [LAUGHING.]
I do not think so.
It is over, old man! The Colossus is mine.
[DROID WHISTLES.]
[GRUNTING.]
[GOOFY EXCLAMATION.]
[LAUGHS, GRUNTS.]
I'm getting better.
Mm, those were very big stun rings, Kaz.
Um, guys? Drop your weapons and turn around slowly.
[LASER GUN CLATTERS.]
So this is how you treat me, Valik? Keep your distance, Synara.
We've known each other since we were kids.
I said, keep your distance.
[GRUNTING.]
- Ow! - Hey! [GRUNTS, GROANS.]
[BODY THUDS.]
Thanks for that, Neeku.
[LAUGHS.]
No problem, Kaz.
His head was surprisingly thick.
It took quite a bit of exertion on my part.
Come on, we need to get to the Tower.
[DOORS HISS.]
All right, how do we get to Kragan without the lifts? We climb.
Come on! I was not programmed for this.
Okay, we're in.
Everyone drop your Um, Kaz? What where'd they go? [GASPS.]
I think I know where they are.
Ah, here we are, the end of the line.
Time to take what we pirates call "the long walk into space.
" Before you go, do me a favor, Doza.
Call me Captain and I might just might spare your life.
That will never happen.
We took you in and this is how you repay us, Kragan? What's going to happen to the rest of the Colossus? Oh, I plan on letting the residents remain as long as they stay in line! But you three are too much trouble.
Make them walk! [FOREBODING MUSIC.]
Stay that order, Captain.
Synara, are you trying to mutiny my mutiny? [SLURPS.]
Battle droids, surround them! I do not think so, Kragan, sir.
[LAUGHS.]
Droids, blast them! B1, if you please.
Here goes nothing.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Super battle droids, stand down! ALL: Affirmative.
Affirmative.
Affirmative.
Affirmative.
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC.]
What? What did you do, Nikto? I upgraded B1 to become the commander of the battle droids, of course.
- Right, B1.
- Roger, roger, boss.
All B2s, this is your commander.
Imprison all pirates! Repeat, imprison all pirates! Drop your blaster, big fella.
You planned this from the start! Escort Kragan and his pirates to the brig while I decide their punishment.
Yes, sir.
Captain Doza, may I speak with you? Of course, Synara.
Instead of keeping Kragan and his pirates locked up on the Colossus where they will be nothing but a waste of manpower and your precious resources, allow them to leave.
Are you mad? We confiscate all of his weapons, disable the Galleon's hyperdrive, and offer him a deal: his freedom for the assurance that he never returns to the Colossus.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
I took you off the streets of Vanqor, raised you like a daughter, and this is how you treat me? They could be doing far worse.
Consider my debt to you paid, Kragan.
If you ever return to seek revenge on me or the Colossus, that will be the end of you and your pirates.
Roger, roger.
[ENGINES ROARING.]
[ENGINES WHIR.]
[ENGINES WHIRRING.]
Synara, I know how hard it is to go against family.
It's fine.
I think I found a better one, Captain.
You did great, Neeku.
You're one of the best spies I've ever seen.
Oh, why, thank you, Yeager, sir.
Wait wait a second, you guys enlisted Neeku to spy on Kragan? But but I'm the spy.
Why didn't you use me? Well, because the pirates actually like Neeku.
And besides, this was a very delicate plan.
[STAMMERING.]
But but I'm the spy! Oh, do not worry, Kaz.
Everything I learned about spying was from you.
Aww, thanks, Neeku.
I learned that as long as you look naive and clumsy, no one will ever know your true motivations.
[STAMMERS.]
Okay, Neeku, you you can stop complimenting me now.
You just have to look somewhat inept and uncertain Neeku! [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC.]