Supah Ninjas (2011) s01e08 Episode Script

Jelly Face

Pardon me.
Freeze! You're under arrest.
Hey! What is this? But that's not my money.
Yeah? Tell it to the d.
Uh, grasso? That is the d.
who makes all the girls go Gaga? fukanaga, fukanaga what's the name that makes you holla? fukanaga, fukanaga when I say, "fuka," you say, "naga" fukanaga, fukan aaah! Mikey, y you've been conned.
Get it? 'cause my name's Conner? And I totally conned you.
Yeah, I get it.
Now turn it off before I give you a conn-cussion.
Get it? 'Cause I'ma hit you upside your head? I can't stop.
I'm the conn man.
Dude, you are so going viral.
Dude, I'm so not.
I guess that's a wrap.
Are you going to bet or not, sweetheart? I'm sorry.
None of it makes sense, Jerry.
And security cameras showed d.
Doubling back to the bank.
It's like he wanted to get caught.
Look, Marty, didn't I teach you anything? When you're off duty, you're off duty.
Now bet already! Hey, be careful.
Those things are salty.
- Still got those lightning-quick reflexes, I see.
Hi, Uncle Jerry.
Hey, Mike.
Think fast.
Just like his old man, huh? Another super cop in the fukanaga tradition.
Mike? Nah, he's no cop.
He's more like his mom: Book smart.
But he can make a pretty mean siren noise.
Come on, Mike.
Do it.
That's okay.
Do it, man.
Just this once.
Please? - Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Ohnk! Ohnk! Aoo Whoo Whoo Whoo! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Ohnk! Ohnk! Ohnk! Ohnk! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee? see? It's like having a squad car right here in the dining room.
you see that? Mm.
And who is this lovely Ray of sunshine? You're making me blush, Uncle Jerry.
I think he was talking to Amanda.
I'm pretty sure he knew that.
Amanda, this is my Uncle Jerry, My dad's old partr.
Well, Mike, nice job.
- Oh! - What? - We're not - No, no way.
Mike? Amanda? No.
Man, they're even complicated at this age.
You have no idea.
It is kind of strange, don't you think? The d.
Was a lock to get re-elected.
Why would he Rob a bank? I'll tell you what's kind of strange.
Your cousin Conner.
Yeah, he texted me 20 times today.
Ding! What's he say? Mostly, they're just photos of his abs.
What abs? I meant ab.
You know what I'm really tired of? All those videos.
Yesterday I was grabbing a small snack From your fridge You've been conned! Crash! It's on, little man! I Right after I finish this Pickle.
I would like to see that one.
But, guys, maybe we should give Conner a break.
Really? Why? I know he's totally annoying, But we've got to remember he just moved here.
He doesn't have a lot of friends.
Should we tell her about the video he shot of her? Wait.
What video? No, just let her see it online.
Come on.
What video? Amanda, you're right.
We should give him a break.
It's not that bad.
Ooh, except for that one part.
What part? Oh! And that other part! What other part? That little twerp! - We've got a break-in and fourth and green.
Wait! We are not finished here.
This better be a real break-in.
Turn around, And step away from the bag.
Uncle Jerry? Out of my way, punks! Heeyah! So long, suckers! Ninjas down! And confused.
- I can't believe we got our butts kicked By a 60-year-old man.
All right.
I'll be the one to say it.
Uncle Jerry's kind of a jerk, And I don't want to be his friend anymore.
Yeah, I liked him better.
When I was his lovely Ray of sunshine.
I just don't get it.
He would never do anything like this.
Mike, he's retired.
He's bored.
My grandpa steals newspapers from the coffee shop.
Amanda, I've known Uncle Jerry all my life.
He's not a criminal.
Besides, I've never seen him move that fast.
The guy sweats when he eats.
Actually, I saw him move that fast once before: At an all-you-can-eat buffet.
You should have seen him dive for that last potato skin.
Is everything okay, dad? Last night, I had to arrest your Uncle Jerry.
Huh? That's awful, Marty.
Bring it in for some love.
Making it worse.
Uh, what happened? He was caught on tape robbing a watch store.
It has to be a misunderstanding.
Everything is going to be fine, just fine.
Who am I kidding? He's doomed.
I don't know what to tell you, Mike.
I know these guys say they're innocent, But everything says they did it.
Sometimes you have to lift the mask of guilt.
To find the face of truth.
Yeah, that's great, hologramps, Coming up with all those sayings.
But we need to stay on topic.
I think what he means is, appearances can be deceiving.
Boo and, might I add, yah.
You go, hologramps.
What can I say? I'm down with the lingo.
Hey, check it out.
I threw this one at the thief.
It nicked him, but it didn't cut him.
I thought it was weird at the time.
There's something stuck on it.
- Some kind of jelly-like substance.
It's moving.
Dojo, I.
This funky stuff.
Plasma 17.
It's nanotechnology.
Nano say what? I knew if I went ninja, I'd have to learn Japanese.
Plasma 17 uses microscopic computer chips.
To manipulate matter.
Sounds like the work of chyron, A scientist for hire.
Known for providing illegal services for criminals.
Throughout empire city.
A bad guy who helps bad guys? Bingo.
And somehow this bad guy always manages To elude the law.
He won't be easy to find.
Found him.
Celebrating 27 years and no convictions.
" 27 years, that's something to be proud of.
It's tough running a small business.
Wha the guy is successful, people.
I think someone left in a hurry.
What is this place? Are those body parts? Don't look now, but it looks like we're being watched.
Hey, baby, how's it going? Oh.
What's that? Oh, well, I like you too, baby.
Maybe we can get together sometime.
And you can bring the rest of you.
What's that, girlfriend? Mm-hmm.
I've got a message for you.
She said, "talk to the hand.
" give me some.
Holy mother of weirdness.
Guys, you got to touch this.
Really? Because every time you say that, It does not turn out well.
Okay, that's disgusting.
Now, that's disgusting.
Guys, it looks like chyron used plasma 17.
To create a whole jelly face.
And someone used that jelly face.
To impersonate d.
Gordon and Uncle Jerry.
And that someone is Frankie fellows.
Frankie fellows? Why do I know that name? Wasn't he one of the dudes from star wars camp? The one who looked like an ewok? You seriously think an ewok is capable of this.
- Well - Uh, excuse me.
Are we seriously talking about ewoks as if they exist? Uh, no.
- Jelly face was a big-time jewel thief.
Who got 15 years at federal.
Really? We're calling him jelly face? I remember now.
Fellows was one of my dad's first big arrests.
He used to talk about it all the time.
Hey, isn't that guy the mayor? And there's my dad.
That's it! Jelly face must be framing everyone who sent him to jail.
That means he could be posing as my dad next.
Unless he already is.
Oh, you're home.
Yeah, I got out early.
Really? Isn't that kind of odd? Not today.
They want us at the mayor's event by 8:00.
Right, of course.
Hey, dad, we found this article.
About you arresting this Frankie fellows guy.
You did? Yeah, it said he recently got out of jail.
And I was worried, Because he might have a grudge and come after you.
Well, you'd be right.
Really? It turns out, fellows did have a grudge, But we got a tip about where he was hiding out.
And arrested him this afternoon.
And guess who got the collar again? Your old man.
Congratulations, dad.
Thank you.
You know, I really like your instinct, son.
One day, you're going to make a darn fine cop.
So, um, dad.
Just wanted to make sure.
We're still going out for your birthday next week.
What, you think I forgot? Dinner's in two weeks, 7:00 p.
, Mama vito's.
Right, dad.
Of course.
Two weeks, 7:00 P.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Mama vito's? How can you eat there? I can't stop staring at her mustache.
Yeah, it's darker than my dad's.
You've been conned! Uh Still rolling.
And here's another trick they taught us at the academy.
Um, loving it, Uncle Martin.
Maybe you could show me a few more tricks tomorrow.
Gotta go.
Marty, whatever you said to get rid of him, Thank you! Yeah, I guess I'm good at getting rid of people.
You look great, Mr.
Oh, thanks, Amanda.
Have fun at the mayor's benefit, dad.
It's going to be a blast.
What are you doing, Owen? Got an emergency call from the cheesy chips.
And wanted to be the first responder.
I'm really good at hiding stuff.
Hey, tough break, kid.
Come here.
Oh, that's what I'm talking about! Okay, I'm off.
Don't stay up too late.
I knew he was holding back on me.
He waited all that time, and that That wasn't Martin, was it? That was jelly face.
He has my dad.
I This isn't about elections.
This is about keeping empire city safe.
I pledge to continue my "crime doesn't pay" campaign, And I won't stop until every criminal pays.
We're putting more Well, I paid my time, and now I want payback.
Fukanaga, what are you doing? Follow me, and I'll blow this place sky high.
15 years, I rotted in prison.
That's time I'll never get back.
Now your partner and the d.
Will know how that feels.
But the mayor showed me no mercy, So when that clock strikes 10:00, I'll take no pity on him! I can't believe this.
Well, you better believe it.
No, no, I just realized.
I have a really fat face.
I was right.
Give it up, jelly face.
- - Jelly face? Ouch.
Oh, you meant him.
Get my dad and the mayor out of here.
Ah! Save the mayor! I mean save the mayor.
You're real.
I knew it.
I have a ton of questions.
Write 'em down.
Now go.
It looks like the detonator's linked To each tick of the clock.
All right.
Ooh! I can't stop it! What's plan "b"? Why can't you have a plan "b"? I'm sorry.
Have we met? Hi, I'm Owen Reynolds.
Extra ninja? No? Oh, dear.
Oh! Got him.
Ooh! Drop the mayor, and step back.
Thud! Get him.
He's Frankie fellows.
He's lying.
He's Frankie fellows.
I'm Martin fukanaga.
No, I'm Martin fukanaga.
Come on; He looks nothing like me.
This is ridiculous.
You'd think I'd know my own father.
Hey, Martin! Hey, be careful.
Those things are sharp.
Get the mayor out of here.
Fine, but I'm still sore You threw that sharp thingy at me.
Ah! I'm going to try wedging my bow staff into the gears! What? Never mind! Hey, why don't you try Wedging your bow staff into the gears? - What? - Never mind! Snip! - Nice work.
- Thanks.
Just curious.
What's your system for picking the right wire? Oh, um Blue's my favorite color? Please never answer my questions again.
You're no Martin fukanaga! Wow.
I can see why he wanted a makeover.
Who are you guys? I wish I could tell you.
Wait! Uh, arigato? You sure you want to do this? No.
Come on, guys.
We talked about this.
I can't do it.
Hey, look who's here.
The fun bunch.
Hey, Conner! We just came by to see if you wanted to hang out.
Right on.
That's cool.
I'm up for hanging with the m-town and the o-dawg.
Me too, cDiddy.
So you up for a good time, jalapeño? You really don't make this easy, do you? My website's almost done.
You guys want to come in and check it out? Hey, mom, Mikey and the gang are here.
Can they come in for a while? Okay.
Sorry, guys.
Dinner on the table.
- Oh, bummer! - Too bad, man.
We planned our whole night around that too.
Rain check? - Okay, conn-man.
Rain check.
Later, guys.
We're never doing that again.
- You got that right, o-dawg.
And that's why they call me the conn man.