Super Mario World (1991) s01e11 Episode Script
The Yoshi Shuffle
Mali-U-Gab-Bugab-Bugam.
Sheesh!
Somebody needs to teach these
guys' organization and teamwork.
Hey, Mario, look what I made!
It's a stone, Luigi.
You didn't make it.
It's a football.
I chiseled it.
Well, what are you waiting for?
Throw me a pass.
It's even official size.
But not official weight.
Hey, you've just thrown me a great idea.
We'll use football to teach the
cavemen, organization, and teamwork.
Oh, yeah.
Teamwork.
All right, men.
Let's play football.
Football.
So that's a little game.
We'd better tell King Dad.
All right, now, if you get to
there, you score a touchdown.
Okay?
Who wants to start with the ball first?
Yoshi too!
Yoshi too!
Pic-a-hitty-h-h-h-h-h-hik!
Hik-a-Tee!
Tackle Yoshi!
See!
Oh, go long!
Long!
Throw touchdown!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I go see touchdown.
No, Yoshi.
Come back.
I gotta stop him before
he clobbers Luigi.
I got it!
I got it!
Hey, what's where you're
going, you, egghead?
Who's an egghead?
Egg-Face?
You are.
So, what do you have to say now, Egghead?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Wow!
Louisi's been turned into an egg.
Let's grab it.
King Dad will love me.
Uh, us.
Even more if we bring him Luigi.
Hmm.
Football here but no Luigi.
I bet he tried tackle me.
Come back here, you're out of bounds.
Come back.
Now you?
Let's get them both.
Coupillings? Uh-oh.
Yoshi, keep running!
Mario! Mario, no tackle Yoshi!
Yoshi!
Fying touchdown!
Jump Yoshi!
I can't believe they jumped in a warpite
that leads right to the Neon Castle!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Take these prisoners to the dungeon.
While we decide what to
do with Louise, the egg.
Hey, that's not egg.
That's football!
Sorry, Dan old God.
Luigi got changed into an egg.
I saw it!
You mean that egg is Luigi?
Yep.
In fact, I'm going to go
tell King Dad right now.
Oh, King Dad, I have a
big surprise for you.
How does eggs Louise sound for lunch?
Maybe the fact that I have put you the
Super Mario brothers will rate you up.
What was that?
You say that as long as
you're asleep, I'm in charge?
I can do whatever I want
with Mario and Luigi.
Thanks, King Dad.
It's time to have a little fun
in the great Cupa tradition.
We're challenging Mario and a
Dino Drive to a game of football.
Also, making his first
appearance as a football,
and probably his last,
will be Luigi the Egg.
Huh?
My brother's been turned into
an egg, and now these wretched
reptiles want us to play football
with my brother as the ball.
I mean, what's this kingdom coming to?
It's a long shot, Yoshi, but
I'm going to diagram some
plays that just might get
us out of here with Luigi.
I am the Emperor of Eavesdropping.
I'm the Emperor of Eavesdropping.
Oh, I scared, Mauio!
All right, Yoshi, you and I may not be
the best football players in the world.
But we have to go out there
and give it our best and
work together like a team.
After all, it doesn't
matter if we win or lose.
It's how we play the game.
But it do matter.
If we break a egg, Luigi gets scrambled.
You're looking live at the Cooper
Dome, where football is played
the way it was meant to be played
in a dark, damp, dusty dungeon.
Welcome to today's today's today.
this game featuring those
bad boys of the Neon Castle,
the Cupa Carcass Crunchers, versus
the Domehead, Mario and Yoshi,
who, by the way, don't seem to
have any fans in attendance.
And before I forget,
we would like to extend
a special welcome to
Mario's brother, Luigi.
Without his presence as a football,
none of this would be possible.
Today's game will be refereed
by Honest Cheatsy Cooper.
It's not easy being a referee.
Sure, Cheatsy might let a lot
of penalties go unnoticed,
but you have to let them play the game!
Cheatsy is so unbiased that
in a gesture of goodwill,
Mario and Yoshi will start to play.
So it'll be first and ten, but it
might as well be fourth and long,
because it's now or
never, it's do or die,
and it's sudden death
if that egg breaks open.
Boy, that's missed extra
points, sure looms big now!
Oh, the excitement's building now, folks!
Ah, shut up!
We'll never get started!
Okay!
Remember our plays, and remember
that we have to use teamwork!
See those double doors over there?
That's our goal line.
Hey, wait a second. We're outnumbered.
This is not fair!
Objection overruled!
Hey!
Ooh, it tastes like sweatshbands!
Now that's not fair!
Huh, tough! Hike!
Hey, what are you
playing, Australian rules?
Yeah, I'm trying to put you down under.
Six feet down under.
You should try, pass, play!
Okay, but throw it soft.
And with your arm, not your tongue.
Ugar 52!
Ha-a-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hike!
Ah!
No good, you were out of!
I was not. I had both feet in.
Oh, who cares?
You didn't get a first down?
So it's the Cooper's egg.
Come on, sing a song with spirit.
Jump the whole team cheer.
Let's lift our voices high, high, ho!
So everyone will cheer
until the game is over.
This is what we'll do.
So fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight.
To the finish, we're all for you.
So fight, fight, fight,
fight to the finish,
We're all for you.
To the finish, we're all for you.
So fight, fight, fight, fight,
just finish, we're all for you!
Get back here!
That's a five-yard penalty
for excessive demonstration.
I'm sorry, Reptile Ref.
This game's over.
Domehead Seven, the
Kupa Carcass Crunchers,
a big fat egg-shaped, zero!
Oops!
I guess we shouldn't
have counted our eight.
before they hatched.
Good work, team!
But how'd you find us?
Track'em, Kupalingo, footprints.
I'll leave footprints,
all right, on their faces.
Charge!
Looka, Luca, block!
Ah! Teamwork!
All right, we're going to use teamwork
to figure out what happened to Luigi.
Now spread out the line. Go ahead.
Now we walk forward and look for clues.
But we have to work as a team.
So keep your positions.
Waka on the straight line.
No swervy!
Ugasapa Wanda!
That must be it.
Let's have that egg.
I mean Luigi.
Fumbula! Get football!
Oh!
Did I catch the ball?
What do you mean?
Catch the ball?
You were the ball!
Big.
Sheesh!
Somebody needs to teach these
guys' organization and teamwork.
Hey, Mario, look what I made!
It's a stone, Luigi.
You didn't make it.
It's a football.
I chiseled it.
Well, what are you waiting for?
Throw me a pass.
It's even official size.
But not official weight.
Hey, you've just thrown me a great idea.
We'll use football to teach the
cavemen, organization, and teamwork.
Oh, yeah.
Teamwork.
All right, men.
Let's play football.
Football.
So that's a little game.
We'd better tell King Dad.
All right, now, if you get to
there, you score a touchdown.
Okay?
Who wants to start with the ball first?
Yoshi too!
Yoshi too!
Pic-a-hitty-h-h-h-h-h-hik!
Hik-a-Tee!
Tackle Yoshi!
See!
Oh, go long!
Long!
Throw touchdown!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I go see touchdown.
No, Yoshi.
Come back.
I gotta stop him before
he clobbers Luigi.
I got it!
I got it!
Hey, what's where you're
going, you, egghead?
Who's an egghead?
Egg-Face?
You are.
So, what do you have to say now, Egghead?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Wow!
Louisi's been turned into an egg.
Let's grab it.
King Dad will love me.
Uh, us.
Even more if we bring him Luigi.
Hmm.
Football here but no Luigi.
I bet he tried tackle me.
Come back here, you're out of bounds.
Come back.
Now you?
Let's get them both.
Coupillings? Uh-oh.
Yoshi, keep running!
Mario! Mario, no tackle Yoshi!
Yoshi!
Fying touchdown!
Jump Yoshi!
I can't believe they jumped in a warpite
that leads right to the Neon Castle!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Take these prisoners to the dungeon.
While we decide what to
do with Louise, the egg.
Hey, that's not egg.
That's football!
Sorry, Dan old God.
Luigi got changed into an egg.
I saw it!
You mean that egg is Luigi?
Yep.
In fact, I'm going to go
tell King Dad right now.
Oh, King Dad, I have a
big surprise for you.
How does eggs Louise sound for lunch?
Maybe the fact that I have put you the
Super Mario brothers will rate you up.
What was that?
You say that as long as
you're asleep, I'm in charge?
I can do whatever I want
with Mario and Luigi.
Thanks, King Dad.
It's time to have a little fun
in the great Cupa tradition.
We're challenging Mario and a
Dino Drive to a game of football.
Also, making his first
appearance as a football,
and probably his last,
will be Luigi the Egg.
Huh?
My brother's been turned into
an egg, and now these wretched
reptiles want us to play football
with my brother as the ball.
I mean, what's this kingdom coming to?
It's a long shot, Yoshi, but
I'm going to diagram some
plays that just might get
us out of here with Luigi.
I am the Emperor of Eavesdropping.
I'm the Emperor of Eavesdropping.
Oh, I scared, Mauio!
All right, Yoshi, you and I may not be
the best football players in the world.
But we have to go out there
and give it our best and
work together like a team.
After all, it doesn't
matter if we win or lose.
It's how we play the game.
But it do matter.
If we break a egg, Luigi gets scrambled.
You're looking live at the Cooper
Dome, where football is played
the way it was meant to be played
in a dark, damp, dusty dungeon.
Welcome to today's today's today.
this game featuring those
bad boys of the Neon Castle,
the Cupa Carcass Crunchers, versus
the Domehead, Mario and Yoshi,
who, by the way, don't seem to
have any fans in attendance.
And before I forget,
we would like to extend
a special welcome to
Mario's brother, Luigi.
Without his presence as a football,
none of this would be possible.
Today's game will be refereed
by Honest Cheatsy Cooper.
It's not easy being a referee.
Sure, Cheatsy might let a lot
of penalties go unnoticed,
but you have to let them play the game!
Cheatsy is so unbiased that
in a gesture of goodwill,
Mario and Yoshi will start to play.
So it'll be first and ten, but it
might as well be fourth and long,
because it's now or
never, it's do or die,
and it's sudden death
if that egg breaks open.
Boy, that's missed extra
points, sure looms big now!
Oh, the excitement's building now, folks!
Ah, shut up!
We'll never get started!
Okay!
Remember our plays, and remember
that we have to use teamwork!
See those double doors over there?
That's our goal line.
Hey, wait a second. We're outnumbered.
This is not fair!
Objection overruled!
Hey!
Ooh, it tastes like sweatshbands!
Now that's not fair!
Huh, tough! Hike!
Hey, what are you
playing, Australian rules?
Yeah, I'm trying to put you down under.
Six feet down under.
You should try, pass, play!
Okay, but throw it soft.
And with your arm, not your tongue.
Ugar 52!
Ha-a-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hike!
Ah!
No good, you were out of!
I was not. I had both feet in.
Oh, who cares?
You didn't get a first down?
So it's the Cooper's egg.
Come on, sing a song with spirit.
Jump the whole team cheer.
Let's lift our voices high, high, ho!
So everyone will cheer
until the game is over.
This is what we'll do.
So fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight.
To the finish, we're all for you.
So fight, fight, fight,
fight to the finish,
We're all for you.
To the finish, we're all for you.
So fight, fight, fight, fight,
just finish, we're all for you!
Get back here!
That's a five-yard penalty
for excessive demonstration.
I'm sorry, Reptile Ref.
This game's over.
Domehead Seven, the
Kupa Carcass Crunchers,
a big fat egg-shaped, zero!
Oops!
I guess we shouldn't
have counted our eight.
before they hatched.
Good work, team!
But how'd you find us?
Track'em, Kupalingo, footprints.
I'll leave footprints,
all right, on their faces.
Charge!
Looka, Luca, block!
Ah! Teamwork!
All right, we're going to use teamwork
to figure out what happened to Luigi.
Now spread out the line. Go ahead.
Now we walk forward and look for clues.
But we have to work as a team.
So keep your positions.
Waka on the straight line.
No swervy!
Ugasapa Wanda!
That must be it.
Let's have that egg.
I mean Luigi.
Fumbula! Get football!
Oh!
Did I catch the ball?
What do you mean?
Catch the ball?
You were the ball!
Big.