TaleSpin (1990) s01e33 Episode Script

Captains Outrageous

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Mantis Lady is stealing
secret documents.
Cover me! Give up, Mantis Lady
'cause I'm Danger Woman!
Miss Cunningham.
Wildcat, would you mind
watching Danger Woman for me?
Her imagination's running wild again.
You want me to catch it for you?
Uh, no. Just keep her away from
my office for the rest of the day, OK?
- Sure thing.
- Now, be good, Molly.
I don't want you driving Wildcat
Hey, I know you.
You're Danger Woman.
- Yeah.
- Wanna see a pirate chest?
Double yeah.
Let's see black olives
elephant comb
a flying hat. Oh!
A radio headset.
Air traffic control!
[mimics radio static]
Am I clear for landing?
Nope, you're surrounded.
You're right. June Day! June Day!
Fighters at 4:00. Dinner at 8:00!
- [slams]
- [laughs]
What's that?
- It's called dust.
- No, I mean the book.
- Flight of the Snow Duck.
- Read it!
- "Once upon a time, a little girl j"
- Journeyed.
"journeyed through
a distant land of snow.
And just as the Black Dragons
were about to grab the girl,
the Snow Duck swooped down
and put her on his back."
Does a Snow Duck
always help people in trouble?
You betcha.
"But the Black Dragons
chased the Snow Duck all over town.
So the Snow Duck dove into a rabbit hole
where the Dragons couldn't
- per"
- Pursue.
"pursue them.
The Snow Duck
brought the little girl home
where she lived happily ever after.
- The end."
- Wildcat, what's snow?
- You see this?
- Yeah.
Well, it's completely different.
Baloo, what's snow?
Oh, man, don't remind me.
I gotta go to Thembria this morning.
They have snow in Thembria?
That's about all they do have.
I wanna see snow!
I wanna see snow!
Sorry, dollface, Thembria's no place
for a kid like you.
- Whoa!
- [crash]
You need any help with that?
[Baloo groans]
- I wanna go to Thembria.
- I don't know.
- Please?
- Well
Your mom did say to keep you away
from her office the rest of the day.
[engine starting]
Almost didn't make it.
Ministry of Law and Ornaments,
state your business.
Delivering pink flamingos
from Cape Suzette.
Excellent. Fill out these forms
while we unload the plane.
- What are these for?
- A formal apology.
You parked six inches
too close to the dock.
So I made a little boo-boo.
So shoot me.
You got a pen?
Snow. It's wonderful.
And it's got no artificial color
or ingredients.
Let's go!
[both laughing]
You can make all kinds of stuff
out of snow.
Snowmen, snow angels,
forts, castles, apple pies, igloos.
Oh, I might be wrong
about the apple pies.
What do you guys do
with these flamingos anyway?
We buy them for a dollar each,
paint them blue,
and then sell them back to Cape Suzette
for half what we pay.
- Don't you lose money?
- Yes, but this is a power struggle.
They keep painting them pink again
and selling them back to us.
[Baloo] Why not just leave them pink?
Whoever heard of a pink flamingo?
Look, just 'cause everything's
frozen here doesn't mean
Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
- Painting flamingos.
- That's my plane!
According to this official stamp,
it is a bird.
- It's a plane.
- It's a bird!
- It's a plane!
- Uh-oh! Defacement of state property.
- [blows whistle]
- Huh?
Sergeant Grumpy, security.
Now he can hear us.
Do you want to come home with us
and meet my mommy, Mr. Snowman?
He said yes!
How come you pretend so good, Wildcat?
Imagination. With a capital "E."
Look at what I found here!
Wow. A big, neat metal thing.
No, silly. It's a tob
You know, you get in and go
[driving sounds]
- Uh, a toboggan!
- Where?
Oh, that's what it's called!
Let's go for a ride.
Don't forget our friend.
Start your motors.
[Wildcat] This is good riding snow.
They're going 30 in a 35 zone.
- That's legit.
- But they were smiling!
[gasps] Playing in the snow!
That is serious.
Let's roll!
[siren blaring]
- This is the Slush Police!
- The Slush Police. Hi!
Pull over immediately!
I think he wants us to stop, Wildcat.
Molly, we don't have brakes.
We said pull over!
Oh Oh, we're trying, officer!
Another good thing about snow,
it's good to land in.
Slush Police, you are under arrest!
Playing in snow. [clicks tongue]
But, officer, we're from out of town.
Tell it to judge.
The glorious, colossal
Thembrian people's court
will come to order.
The condemned are charged
with wanton snowball rolling,
frolicking without a license,
and failing to compliment the judge
on his new hairdo.
How you are pleading?
Um, like this?
Please, I beg you, have mercy.
We won't do it again!
And, defending our country
from these criminals,
is the Lord of the Flyboys,
Colonel Ivanod Spigot.
Gentlemen, exalted judge,
distinguished colleagues,
loyal listeners
Keep it short, Spigot!
So, you were playing with snow
in my jurisdiction?
Where were you at 10:00 AM
on May 21st
eight years ago!
I was at the bowling alley
with Kirby and Dutch.
Kirby bowled 300, I bowled gutterballs
and Dutch drank a chocolate shake.
And what were you doing this morning?
I I don't remember.
Perhaps this will refresh your memory.
[Molly] Our snowman! He's all mushy.
- So, you admit you know him?
- Sure, he's our snowman!
We made him to take back home with us.
Aha! So, you admit
you're stealing our snow!
I object, Your Honor!
- Oh, poor snowman.
- Snowman, eh?
- Doesn't look much like man.
- Sure he does.
Here's his eyes, and that's his nose,
Use your imagination.
That is capital offense in Thembria.
I hereby sentence you each
to 1,000 years in prison!
Welcome to prison camp Sunnyvale.
Your barracks is equipped
with the latest conveniences:
cold and colder running water,
good reading light,
and air conditioning.
If you have any complaints at all,
just tell us
and you will be shot repeatedly.
Have a nice day.
I don't like it here, Wildcat.
Hey, look on the bright side.
We'll have plenty of time
to play in the snow now,
like a couple of centuries.
I'm never gonna see home again.
Oh, of course you are.
I'll bet the old Snow Duck
will rescue us any minute!
Hey, that's right!
Hey! Careful on the threads, Jack.
- [both] Baloo!
- Wildcat! Molly!
Don't tell me. Molly wanted to see snow.
Yeah, but we got 1,000 years
for making a snowman.
Yeah, I got 2,000 for not complimenting
the judge's hairdo.
- [giggles]
- Hey, we'll be out before you.
Want us to water your plants
till you get out?
Becky's gonna have my head if she
finds out I flew Molly to Thembria.
Don't worry, Baloo,
the Snow Duck's coming.
He always rescues people in trouble.
Sure he will, sweetie.
Now you just sit tight 'cause Old
Baloo's gonna get us all out of here.
- [cracks]
- [screams]
Aw, Baloo got hurted.
You should rest.
The Snow Duck will be here
any minute.
Sure, dumplin', but don't mind me
if I keep trying.
So glad you could come.
Madame, try the clam chowder.
It's tres excellent
and it tastes good, too.
Oh, thank you, Charles.
You are so kind.
Delicious, Charles. How do you do it?
- [slurps]
- [spits]
This jail food's worse than Louie's
All-You-Can-Stand-For-A-Dollar special.
It tastes good
if you use your imagination.
Hey, Baloo, how's the escape coming?
The escape plan is so simple
even a fool could get it.
We'll dig our way out.
Wow! I get it.
I'll have us out of here
before you can say
But the Snow Duck
will be here any minute.
Yeah, that.
OK, Wildcat, once I start digging,
you hide the snow. Molly?
- You be the lookout.
- But you don't have to dig, Baloo.
- The Snow Duck is coming!
- Ow!
Look, the Snow Duck is not coming!
There's no such thing!
Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.
That wasn't very nice, Baloo.
Yeah, I know.
Wildcat, tell her I didn't mean it, OK?
Well, OK.
- Wanna play in the snow?
- No.
Want a donut?
It's not a donut. It's just snow.
Use your imagination.
No! Baloo's right.
There is no Snow Duck.
Pretending is silly.
Hey, whoa!
I may not be as smart
as your mom or Baloo
or even that judge. In fact, I'm not.
But I do know
you gotta have imagination.
- Why?
- 'Cause you'll never make anything here
if you don't see it here first.
Hi, Snow Duck here.
Somebody need rescuing?
Wildcat, that's it!
Well, of course. What's it?
The Snow Duck!
But we gotta make it way bigger!
How big?
Big enough to fly us right out of here.
Um, could you talk slower?
The Snow Duck is coming!
The Snow Duck is coming!
Mr. Guard Man,
can I have a glass of water?
Haven't you heard?
There's a water shortage.
It keeps turning to ice.
Please? I'm so thirsty.
Oh OK.
Thank you, Mr. Guard Man.
- Hey, Baloo!
- What is it?
Me and Molly are working on something.
Good. I'm glad the kid's
got her spirits back.
Everything's under control down here.
Hey, Baloo!
[ice cracking]
Everything's under control.
Just a few more miles
and we're out of here.
There's something
Molly wants to show you first.
What the?
Can you fly it?
Fly it? I don't even know what it is.
It's an airplane. A really cool one.
It's not just any plane,
it's the Snow Duck.
I told you it would rescue us.
How did you come up with this,
You are a piece of work, kiddo.
And cute to boot!
Well, pile in.
This ain't no hay ride.
[engine starts]
Oh, no! I forgot something.
- Molly!
- Halt!
So much for the Snow Duck's
daring rescue.
Now, let's grab Molly and scoot!
Oh, Mr. Guard Man!
Solid gone!
Pretty fancy shooting, Danger Woman.
Molly, where'd you go?
I forgot Wildcat's flying hat.
Oh, let's get out of here.
- [blows whistle]
- The prisoners are escaping!
Well, she glides nice,
but will she fly?
Uh-oh! End of the line.
Come on, Snow Duck, save us!
The prisoners have escaped
in an ice cube. Send fighters!
This baby really does fly.
Wildcat, you're a genius.
No, it was Molly's idea.
Well, cupcake, looks like
you're gonna have to give me
- some of them imagination lessons.
- Yeah.
Now, let's find the Sea Duck
and get out of this deep freeze.
Oh, great. They're hauling my baby
back to Cape Suzette.
Last call.
All flamingos aboard for Cape Suzette.
That's the second biggest flamingo
I've ever seen.
What else could go wrong?
Evasive action!
Hey, where did they go?
They can't see us.
So long, you horseflies.
- [gunfire]
- They can see us.
What about another disguise?
Oh, not the wing.
I'll fix it.
Wildcat, are you nuts?
That was a stupid question.
My hero!
Hey, look! I got a bucket of wings!
I'm having an ice time.
Hang on!
Sit down,
you're making me nervous.
In the story book, the Snow Duck
lost the bad dragons with a trick.
How? How did he lose them?
He zips down a rabbit hole.
Yeah, but where are we gonna find
a rabbit hole big enough?
- Right there!
- OK.
Hang on to your icicles.
- [cracking]
- [crashing]
- [Baloo] Did we make it?
- [Molly] Yep. Just like in the book.
[Wildcat] Kind of dark to read books.
[Baloo] Hot diggity!
If this is the pipeline I think it is,
we're going straight through
the other side.
You're a genius, Molly. [kiss]
So is Wildcat. [kiss]
So there was a detour or two,
at least we're in the clear.
- Incoming!
- [yells]
They're dropping tubs!
It's gonna take some real imagination
to get out of this one.
In the storybook, the Snow Duck
made the bad dragons go bye-bye.
Well, how?
How did he make them go bye-bye?
He let out a mighty quack.
Oh, honey,
we're already sitting ducks.
I don't think quacking's gonna help.
Quack! Quack! Quack!
[all quacking]
[quacking echoing]
You're a genius, Molly.
I know.
Goodbye, Thembria.
Just feel that sunshine.
Hey, Baloo? I think we sprung a leak.
That's no leak. We're melting.
Don't panic, everything will be fine
as long as the engine holds.
- [ice cracks]
- Oh, man.
- That wasn't so far.
- We're on something.
Oh, yeah!
Done at last.
Better get Molly and go to dinner.
- Blue!
- Blue?
Yes, my plane, all blue,
with a fifty cent price tag on it!
And a snowman in the front seat.
Mother, please, don't let
your imagination run wild.
[men vocalizing]
Another tale to spin
Another tale to spin
[men vocalizing]
[man chuckling]
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