TaleSpin (1990) s01e37 Episode Script

Plunder and Lightning: Part 4

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[Kit] Air pirates, hundreds of them!
[makes machine gun noises]
But Baloo shifts the gas. Vroom!
We're over their heads.
Barrel rollin' all the way.
The pirates don't know
what to do, then Vroom!
We hit the clouds and we're home free.
And that's my adventure.
[all cheering, whistling]
[both] Aces, Aces, Aces!
[all] Aces, Aces, Aces!
Pick 'em up, knock 'em down!
Hit 'em hard and make 'em frown!
Over the sea, in the sky!
Jungle Aces flying high!
Flying Aces!
[all cheer]
OK, guys. OK!
Jungle Aces Secret Midnight Club
will now come to order.
New business.
Kit wants to present a friend
of his for membership.
Come on in, Oscar.
- Hello.
- Oh, no.
Not Vandersnoot.
You can't nominate Oscar Vandersnoot.
He's a walking disaster area.
A zero!
The rules say anybody can join
if they've had an adventure.
I'm sure Oscar's had lots of them.
Not really.
- Ever been in an airplane?
- No.
- Motorboat?
- No.
- Race car?
- My mother says they're too dangerous.
Well, you ever ride a bike?
Mom won't let me have one.
Come on, Kit.
He's just not Jungle Ace material.
Yeah, I know.
If it was my club,
I wouldn't want me, either.
Come on. I got an idea.
- Where are we going?
- To get you an adventure.
Is this an adventure?
No. That's falling in the mud.
Come on.
We got Vandersnoot in our sights.
But somebody's with him.
It's another boy!
Looks like Kit Cloudkicker.
What should we do?
That boy of Baloo's
is less than something to me.
The rich one I can ransom
for a reasonably enormous fortune.
Wait until he is alone,
and then capture him into your clutches.
- Can you make it OK?
- Don't worry about me.
- [grunts]
- [groans]
You all right?
I guess so.
Was that an adventure?
No. That was getting hung up
by the shorts.
As soon as we have an adventure,
I'll tell ya.
Here we are, our base of operations.
Is that who I think it is?
[snoring, gulping]
Yeah. That's Baloo.
He's He's storing up energy
for our next big mission.
Come on. I'll introduce you to Wildcat.
- Get ready!
- Ready.
This is Wildcat.
He's working on something secret.
A secret anti-pirate weapon?
Secret weapon?
Actually, it's only
a tank full of [straining]
Hit the deck!
[all coughing]
That does it.
No more snacks before naptime.
Kit, was that an adventure?
No, that was a disaster.
What hit us?
His secret anti-pirate weapon.
We've got to get to the radio
and tell Don Karnage.
[Kit] Miss Cunningham,
can't Oscar fly with us, just once?
He needs an adventure
or they won't let him into the club.
Sounds good to me. We got adventures
we haven't even used yet.
- I don't know.
- [Baloo] Come on, Becky.
It'll do the kid some good.
And the Vandersnoots
could be big clients.
Oscar can fly with you
on tomorrow's delivery run.
- If he gets his mom's permission.
- All right.
Delivery run?
Right. One hundred sacks of potatoes,
500 boxes of Brussels sprouts,
six crates of coconuts,
quarter ton of blueberries
Delivering vegetables
doesn't sound very adventurous.
That's just our secret code, kid.
- We're really delivering
- A super secret anti-pirate weapon!
- [Baloo] Right.
- [Oscar] Wow.
So be here tomorrow morning, slick.
We're taking off for fame and glory.
We can get the kid and the weapon.
Wait till Don Karnage
gets a load of this.
Two for one. I like it.
I like it so much
I must have thought of it myself.
You have not done a terrible job.
Return to base. Bring doughnuts
and cappuccino. Karnage out.
Hey, hey! You guys look great.
You got the plan?
[Kit] Yep. We'll meet you at 6,000 feet,
- ten miles south of Louie's.
- We will?
Oscar and I will be flying along,
peaceful as you please, when suddenly
- Air pirates!
- Pirates?
Yeah, there they are, 12:00 high.
We dodge to the left,
we dodge to the right.
- Zoom!
- [making plane engine noises]
[makes machine gun noises]
Oh, Baloo!
[Baloo] We'll leave them
in our prop wash.
Who? The pirates?
No. See, we are the pirates.
Then we're just gonna
There he is. Hit the sky.
And be careful with that plane.
It's rented.
But Mother, they'll laugh at me.
Let them. At least you won't get hurt.
Now, Ms. Cunningham, I must have your
assurance that this flight will be safe.
Perfectly safe, Mrs. Vandersnoot.
[Baloo] Psst.
And your pilot mustn't fly too fast.
Oscar is very delicate.
[Rebecca] Very slow, Mrs. Vandersnoot.
Hey, hey! Welcome aboard, slick.
Where's Kit? Isn't he coming?
Well, he had an errand to run.
I guess that makes you my co-pilot.
Me? Wow!
Is that the secret weapon?
Top-secret, slick.
The less you know about that thing,
the better.
Hey, listen, son.
What do you say we lose some
of that extra armor you're carrying?
It was my mom's idea.
She's always afraid I'll get hurt.
Yeah, I kind of figured that.
Now, Oscar, don't forget
your airsickness pills!
And your allergy pills!
And your vitamin pills!
- [plane engine revving]
- And your
- What did my mom say?
- She said, "Have a good time."
[whimpering] Are we
having an adventure yet?
No, we're just blowing out the carbs.
Slick, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Oh, yeah.
[stuttering] Yahoo.
No, no, son, we're flying.
You gotta give me one from your toes.
[Oscar] Ya-hoo!
Hey, that's what I like to hear.
Pilot to co-pilot,
keep your eyes peeled for pirates.
Yes, sir.
Keep circling, Wildcat.
Baloo should be here any minute now.
- Did somebody turn off the sun?
- [blades whirling]
[both screaming]
What nincompoopery is this? Any silly
fool can see this is not the Sea Duck.
But here's the secret weapon.
You know I would brain you,
if you had a brain.
These friends of Baloo are useless.
They have no money, bad breath
and are dressed in silly clothes.
I'm not afraid of you "Dog Garbage."
Watch who you're calling useless.
Yeah. What he said.
You have a quick tongue.
Keep it somewhere quiet,
like in your closed-up mouth!
But let us not be the hasty puddings.
My incredibly calculating mind may have
devised a use for you after all.
[Baloo] Keep a sharp eye, now.
You never know when those pesky pirates
will come swooping out of the sky.
- guns blazing.
- Baloo!
The pirates!
Well, we'll just show them a trick or
[screams] Hold onto your socks, Slick.
This is gonna get rough.
Was that what they call a near miss?
Kiddo, that was a near hit.
If you hadn't hollered when you did,
we'd be sitting in the clouds
plucking harps.
You mean I did something right?
Yeah, but don't bust an arm
patting yourself on the back.
This ain't over yet!
- Now what?
- We'll lose them in the dead-end cave.
If we don't get lost ourselves.
- We'll need lights. Pull that knob.
- This one?
[Baloo] No!
[Baloo] Nice move, slick.
- Now hit the lights.
- [Oscar] Right.
- How far to the other end?
- That's the tricky part, slick.
- There isn't any other end.
- What?
We made it.
Sorry, kid. Not quite.
[Don Karnage] Hello,
miserable Baloo-type person.
It is me, my glorious self,
Don Karnage.
And what's that two-bit buccaneer want?
I got nothing to say to you, Karnage.
Well, then, perhaps you would like
to say hello to your friends,
who are even now enjoying
my hospitableness.
Surrender your secret weapon
and I will let them go.
Maybe even alive.
Don't do it, Baloo!
Save yourselves.
- OK, Karnage, you win.
- Baloo, no!
Of course, I win.
Take them to the brig. Not gently.
Now we blast them out of the sky
with this, right?
I'm sorry, kid.
That's no secret weapon.
We sort of put this trip together
to get you into the club.
Kit and Wildcat
were gonna play pirates, and
You mean this whole adventure
was a fake?
Yeah, but not anymore.
Now come on. I got a plan
to bail us out of this mess.
Captain, they bailed out.
Never mind. We have the weapon.
The boy we can grab any time.
He and Baloo are but small potatoes.
To the brig.
We will torture this weapon's secret
from our squeamish prisoners.
OK, you stay hid.
I'll blast down the brig door and
be back before you can say "jackrabbit."
[Don Karnage] This is
getting nowhere too fast.
I see I must resort
to even higher heights of lowness.
For the last time,
how do I use this weapon?
I told you, it's a fake.
It's just a propane tank
with a lot of stuff stuck on it.
Very well.
You force me to do terrible things
I enjoy doing anyway.
[Kit and Wildcat screaming]
Oh, no. Baloo!
You forgot the matches.
Hang on, kid. I'll have you out in
I'll have you out in
Oh, no! [moaning]
Oh, no matches.
You say you want a light?
[Kit] No, please, no!
[scratching shrilly]
I am so horrible, am I not?
Aah, it is so pleasing of you
to join us, Baloo.
I tell you this. I give you a bargain.
I shall torture all three of you
for the price of one.
- Baloo!
- Sorry, kid. We're sunk.
- But they haven't caught Oscar.
- Forget it.
Nice kid, but I wouldn't
count on him for
[Oscar] Over sea, in the sky!
Jungle Aces flying high!
- Flying Aces!
- [growling]
Now what do I do?
[all] Run!
For such a pipsqueak,
you are very brave.
For that I am going to reduce
your ransom to a mere trifle.
Say ten million dollars?
I'll make you a deal.
Let them go and I'll show you
how the secret weapon works.
Oh, yes, the secret weapon.
Son of a gun, I was having so much fun
torturing I almost forget.
What's the kid up to?
He knows the weapon's a fake.
Wait. Give him a chance.
But if I show you,
won't they know the secret, too?
You may have a point on your head.
Turn around, now.
No listening and no peeking.
Actually, it's completely automatic.
All you have to do is this.
I am beginning to have
the faintest twinge of regret.
Good going, slick.
Everybody back to the Sea Duck.
Heads up. No, down!
Come on!
Quick. Get aboard.
A moment, please. So I may
free you from your miserable lives!
Come on, Oscar. Jump!
- [yells]
- [screams]
Grab the kid!
- Grab on!
- Can't reach.
Wildcat, do something.
Corrosion on the contacts.
I'll have it fixed in a jiffy.
[Baloo] We ain't got a jiffy.
Thanks, Wildcat.
You saved our bacon.
Now are we having an adventure?
You better believe it.
[plane approaching]
Where could they possibly be?
If anything happened to my Oscar
[Oscar] Hey, Mom!
[gasps, moaning]
[all] Flying Aces!
[all cheer]
And so, the Jungle Aces Secret
Midnight Club elects Oscar Vandersnoot
- honorary president.
- [all cheer]
- He's late. Where is he?
- [whispering]
You're kidding.
[yelling] Are you sure this is safe?
- [continues yelling]
- [Oscar] Ya-ha-ha-hoo!
[men vocalizing]
Another tale to spin
Another tale to spin
[men vocalizing]
[man chuckling]
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