TaleSpin (1990) s01e54 Episode Script

Bullethead Baloo

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Bullethead to the rescue!
Skyward ho!
- My turn!
- I wanna be Bullethead!
Hey, guys, we're supposed
to be the Jungle Aces.
I don't know. I kind of like the ring
of "Bullethead Brigade."
But Ernie, Bullethead's
just a comic book hero.
Pilots are real heroes.
Oh, yeah?
Name one pilot who can do
a Bullethead dynamo plunge.
- Yeah!
- Baloo, that's who.
[chuckles] That looked
more like a Baloo bellyflop.
Hey, what's going on?
You're just as brave and tough
as Bullethead, aren't you?
Who's Bullethead?
Who's Bullethead?
Head of steel, fists like granite,
brave defender of our planet.
Tell them about the time
you saved Cape Suzette from pirates.
- Pirates?
- Why, that's yesterday's news!
Come on!
Anyone can fight pirates.
Can he fight a robot, huh?
Gee, it looks like I let Kit down.
Rocket pack, huh?
That looks like a job
for my old pal Buzz.
Hi, I'm Buzz!
As you see, I have my own
in-house inventor, Dr. Axelotte.
Never mind him. Say hello
to my mechanical electric laborer,
or Mel, for short.
He's really neat-looking.
Mel dusts, vacuums
and even washes windows.
[glass shatters]
That paperweight was worth $3,000.
The tie, $4,000.
A minor design flaw.
Excuse me.
Mel, you idiot!
[hammering and clanging]
Mad, am I? Mad?!
That's what they said
at the insane asylum.
I'm not mad.
I'm really, really miffed.
No one stifles my genius,
Shere Khan, nor my vengeance!
[elevator dings]
Can you help me out, Buzz?
Sure. I know what it's like.
My father let me down when I was a kid.
Well, I'm not gonna let Kit down.
Take a look at this.
Bullethead! My hero.
Head of steel, fists like granite,
brave defender of our planet.
I wanna put on
a little act for Kit and the guys.
I thought you might have
something, uh, authentic-looking.
Let me see now
What's this?
It's the nosepiece
to an experimental aircraft.
[nervous chuckle] Only part
that survived the wreck.
Nothing in here. How about?
Nope. Nope, nope.
Nothing in here either.
Hey, how about this rocket pack?
Kit's gonna love this.
OK, here's the plan.
Kit and his pals
will be at the malt shop.
You're gonna need
a convincing costume.
I'll be a robot.
A really neat-looking one.
[robotic voice] Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
Wait'll Khan gets a load
of the new, improved Mel.
Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan.
You'll find Khan at the opening
of his new bank.
Use the door next time, Mel!
Come on, Buzz.
[clock chiming]
Five cents, fruitcake.
That's funny. [stammers] I can't
seem to locate a pocket.
Kidnap Khan.
My new bank will afford us
great opportunity.
Wish we could cover
something exciting for a change.
"Skyward ho," huh?
Wonder if this thing works.
Buzz, where are you? Buzz!
How do you turn this thing off?
I'm telling ya,
he's just a character in a comic.
He's make-believe.
It's Bullethead!
[all cheering]
I don't get it.
There he is!
[clock chimes]
There he goes! This way!
Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
We must not turn our backs
on the future.
- What was that?
- Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
Stop or we'll shoot!
Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
Mother of mercy!
He's unstoppable!
Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
[all talking excitedly]
Hi, everybody.
Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
- Kidnap Khan.
- Buzz, what are you doing here?
We gotta get to the malt shop.
[Ernie] We found him!
So he's just make-believe, huh?
Never mind.
Just make this look good.
Kid-kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
- Kidnap Khan.
- Buzz! Where you going?
Thank you for coming. Good day.
Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
Prepare to meet thy doom, tin can.
Take that. And that!
[flashbulbs pop]
Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
And don't come back, you hooligan!
[all talking excitedly]
Hey, you saved Khan's life.
Who are you?
I'm Bullethead Baloo.
Papa Bear?
What? He's Bullethead?
Skyward ho!
Ooh! Ooh!
I gotta get this thing fixed.
I meant to do that.
Can you tell me
where the malt shop is?
It's the robot!
Don't shoot! I'm not really a robot.
It's just a gag.
[announcer] Shere Khan
escaped unharmed.
Can't dust, can't use a door,
can't kidnap Khan.
Can't you do anything right?
The scene turned out to be staged
by some costumed wacko
calling himself Bullethead.
I thought he was a comic book character.
Bullethead is trying
to foil my plans, is he?
Well, we'll just see about that.
[sighs] They all said I was mad. Mad!
Well, I'm not mad. I'm furious!
Get Bullethead.
- The greatest of them all.
- Get Bullethead.
Get Bullethead.
Get Bullethead.
That ought to do it.
Now that we're officially
the Bullethead Brigade,
I say we don't let Baloo
make Bullethead look like a jerk again.
[all exclaiming]
Here comes your hero now.
You better set him straight.
Ha ha! So I guess you heard
about my exploits?
Yeah, Bullethead Baloo,
the town loony.
The village idiot.
The local crackpot.
"Baloo stages fake crime.
Superhero really super nut."
Your pal Buzz spilled the beans, Baloo.
You faked everything.
Yeah, I faked it.
But I did it for you, Little Britches.
You made me look bad
in front of my friends.
You made pilots look bad.
I don't want to be a pilot anymore.
I'm joining the Bullethead Brigade.
- All right!
- Yeah!
- Hey, Baloo.
- Buzz, what went wrong?
The police arrested me
on the way to the malt shop.
What do you mean?
You and I put on a great show.
We did?
Well, if that robot wasn't you
Well, what would a real robot
be doing there?
I don't know.
He kept saying,
"Kidnap Khan, kidnap Khan."
Hmm, wonder what that means.
Maybe he was trying to kidnap Khan!
You know what that means?
He was trying to kidnap Khan?
No! It means I really did stop a crime.
If I save Khan before that robot
tries again, I can prove it to Kit.
Skyward ho!
Watch out for that tree!
[branches snapping]
Now what's he doing?
Saving Khan from a robot.
We gotta stop him before he
really makes Bullethead look bad.
We gotta stop him
before he hurts himself.
I gotta see Khan right away.
One moment, please.
Mr. Khan, that Bullethead nut is here.
Eject him, and I don't want
to be disturbed again
by anyone.
What would Bullethead do?
Skyward ho!
You've embarrassed me once today.
I think that's quite enough.
[sighs] I wonder if Bullethead
ever gets stuck on ledges.
Ha, he's probably stuck up there
like a cat in a tree.
Let's go get him.
[all] Yeah!
What are you gonna do?
Repossess his gear.
We deserve to ride that rocket pack
more than he does.
[rocket engines approaching]
Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan
You're beginning
to try my patience, Baloo.
- Kidnap Khan. Kidnap Khan.
- I said halt!
Kidnap Kha
Get Bullethead.
Get Bullethead.
- Get Bullethead. Get Bullethead.
- Wait, I don't like this idea.
Get Bullethead.
Get Bullethead.
Woop! Aah!
I got to talk to Buzz about
getting the bugs out.
Get Bullethead.
Get Bullethead.
What would Bullethead do
in a pinch like this?
The Bullethead dynamo plunge, huh?
Shouldn't be too tough
for an old flying ace like me.
Come on and get me!
[all] Uh-oh!
Skyward ho!
Now turn around and leave.
Kidnap Khan.
Kidnap Khan.
- Kidnap Khan.
- I am not amused.
I'm not either.
That's the cheesiest
robot suit I've ever seen.
[garbled speech] Get Bullethead.
You just try. Hey!
I am still not amused.
[all] Ernie!
Baloo! Baloo, speak to me!
I'm blind! I'm blind!
- Papa Bear, you're OK.
- Yeah.
I don't know if I'm cut out
for this hero stuff.
That robot took Khan and Ernie.
You've gotta help us, Baloo.
This time I'm going to the police.
[Baloo] I wanna report
a kidnapping.
Hey! I know you.
The loony with the crazy costume.
Say, uh, where's your rocket pack?
This is serious!
Shere Khan's
been kidnapped by a robot.
You already tried that one, pal.
Police headquarters.
Oh, so you've got Shere Khan.
Hold on a second.
It's for you.
- Hello?
- [chatter]
It's him. You've gotta do something.
What do you want from us, buddy?
You're the superhero.
This is, uh, Officer Crupky.
We'll give you anything you want.
Just tell us where Khan is.
Finally, someone
who'll take me seriously.
I want to go on the radio so I can
tell the world what a genius I am.
Radio, huh?
You know, if you're gonna be famous,
you need your own chauffeur-driven limo.
All famous people got 'em.
Really? Throw that in, too.
OK. Now, give me directions
to your place.
I'll send the limo right over.
After I get that loony and his robot
in the Sea Duck
We'll go in and free the hostages.
[Dr. Axelotte] Today, radio!
Tomorrow, the movies!
The day after that
[knocking at door]
Dr. Axelotte, I presume.
I'm your new chauffeur.
Hurry, they're waiting at the radio
station. You go on in 30 minutes.
Wait a minute.
Mel has to watch the hostages.
But you need him. Every radio show's
gotta have a co-host.
No, I better leave him here.
Stay, Mel. Stay.
He left the robot here.
I'll have to get him to come after me.
Good luck, Papa Bear.
Say, why don't you reach over
and grab us some sodas.
Hey, wait a minute.
- You're Bullethead.
- Oh, shucks, guess I am.
Mel. Mel!
Use door. Use door.
- Yeah!
- You're free!
Well done, children.
Whom do I thank?
You can thank the Jungle Aces.
[children cheer]
Destroy. Destroy.
Destroy. Destroy.
I wanted Mel to dust and vacuum.
They all said I was mad!
Now why would they say that?
Destroy. Destroy.
Destroy. Destroy.
Destroy. Destroy.
- Destroy.
- Uh-oh, I think he's mad.
Destroy. Destroy.
Destroy. Destroy. Destroy.
Destroy. Destroy.
[elevator bell dings]
Hey, just you and me now, doc.
Wrong! You shouldn't leave
your rocket pack lying around.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
It's got a few bugs in it.
Say, Buzz, tell Khan
the Jungle Aces love their gifts.
Of all things, why'd they want those?
'Cause you can't master
a dynamo plunge
till you master
falling out of a hammock.
Right, guys?
[all] Right, Baloo!
Nobody falls out of a hammock
like you, Papa Bear.
[men vocalizing]
Another tale to spin
Another tale to spin
[men vocalizing]
[man chuckling]
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