Tangled: The Series (2017) s03e07 Episode Script

The King and Queen of Hearts

1 (theme song playing) I got the wind in my hair and a fire within 'Cause there's something beginning I got a mystery to solve and excitement to spare That beautiful breeze blowing through I'm ready to follow it who knows where And I'll get there, I swear With the wind in my hair (birds cawing) (galloping, whinny) (blades clang) I bring news from Corona.
The king and queen's memories are lost, and rumor has it they are drifting apart.
TREVOR: Drifting apart? Foolish Frederic.
You may have won Arianna's affections all those years ago, but you cannot hold a rainbow in your hand forever.
(barking) Yes! Sweet boy, we are off.
To Corona! (sniffling) (kiss) (evil laughter) (thunder) (rumbling) (laughter continues) Ruddiger, get outta my apron! That tickles! (chirping) (electricity sparking) Are you sure this going to work? If my new machine works the way I think it should, (chuckling) and it will, we are moments away from reversing the effects of the Saporian's memory wand.
(machinery whirring) (splattering) (squeaking) FREDERIC: Ugh Where am I, and why am I so gooey? I'm sorry, Rapunzel.
I-I was so sure this was gonna work! (sigh) I feel like I've tried everything You did your best, and besides, I have another method up my sleeve.
Don't get me wrong.
The power of science is impressive, but it is nothing compared to the power of love.
(chirping) Mm, strawberry! The Day of Hearts was always your favorite day of the year because it was the day you proclaimed your love for one another, by signing Herz Der Sonne's diary.
Remember? You guys! It's the Day of Hearts, not the Day Aparts.
You know, speaking of signing books, I know one couple that hasn't committed their love to paper.
Aw, Eugene! Of course we're gonna sign the book together.
Good, good.
I was just kinda worried, with everything going on, that we'd forget.
Forget? Eugene, I love you too much to forget about something that important.
And my parents love each other, too, which is why I'm sure that if they remember how it felt when they signed the diary, maybe it will bring back some memories.
The mind may forget, - but the heart always remembers.
- (squeak) Bringing up memories of love, huh? Feelings? Getting that heart pumping? Lub dub, lub dub, lub dub.
I'm sorry, dear what are you doing? You're right, you're right, you're right.
You should see for yourself.
Just let the love wash over you two lovebirds.
(playing guitar) ARIANNA: Sorry, - I just don't remember this.
- Neither do I.
- (squeak) - But, if you can't remember falling in love, does that mean you're not Rapunzel, we do care about one another, but we are we're such opposites.
I want a life of adventure and excitement, and your father, well Get a load of this beauty.
I'm somewhat of a collector.
Of eggs.
I see that.
You, too? (laughing) I know a fellow egghead when I see one! (sigh) If we can't remember why we love each other, maybe we need some time to ourselves to figure it out.
Wait, what? - What does that mean? - (squeak) EUGENE: Would you look what your father has done to my room?! Hello, roomie! (chuckling) Oh, ha, ha! Roomie! That's such a strong word.
Well, make yourself at home, Your Majesty.
- (squeak) - Rapunzel, you have got to get your parents back together.
(squeak) Uh, Dad, don't you think that if you get to know Mom, your feelings would come back? Woo-hoo! (laughing) FREDERIC: She's a seeker of thrills! I, on the other hand, am an avoider of thrills.
How could I possibly win her heart again? Dad, you two are meant to be together.
- It'll work out.
- (sigh) If you don't mind, I'd like to be alone for the time being.
Of course, Dad.
I understand.
(squeak) Wait a minute! N-now hang on! But this is my room! I mean, technically he's the king so they're all his rooms, but still.
Eugene, focus! We have got a match to make.
A match that will spark the flames of romance.
And a romance that will burn brightly for all to see.
Like the sun! Burning in the heavens, which all can see! RAPUNZEL: The Kingdom of Corona is in crisis.
Pascal will give each of you a copy of my comprehensive plan to save it.
Operation Royal Romance? Uh, this is about setting your folks up on a date? You said the fate of the kingdom is at stake.
Oh, it is, Lance.
If the king and queen fall apart, other couples will follow their lead, and soon all of Corona society will crumble, and you know what they say? As goes Corona, so goes the world.
Do you want that to happen, Lance? Do you? No! No! No, no, no, I don't want no.
No.
That's the spirit! Okay.
There's no reason we can't teach these lovebirds to fly again, and nothing is gonna stand in our way! (barking) TREVOR: Careful! Careful, Trevor Jr.
This rare sea crystal is to be a gift for my future queen.
A wedding gift.
(laugh) ARIANNA: Rapunzel, where are we going? Oh, you know, I just thought you might enjoy a ride through the forest.
(grumbling) Dad? What! Dad's here? Wait, what are the chances? Eugene led me.
Wait, where's Eugene? Mom and I were just going for a ride, but (yawn) suddenly, I'm just so tired.
Hey! I know.
Since you just happen to be here, why don't you take my place? Oh, I-I don't know - Do it.
- Yes! (chuckle) I'd love to I love horsing around.
(laugh) (nickering) Now, to set the mood Red, Angry, the fireflies.
- Where'd our fireflies go? - (squeak) - (thud) - (grunt) (nickering) (grunting) Whoa! FREDERIC: Just a moment! Oh, Rapunzel, I'm not sure about this.
The galloping motion upsets my stomach.
Dad, Mom really loves riding.
At least give it a try.
- For me? - (sigh) How could I say no to you? (laughing) - Woo-hoo! - Slow down! What's the matter? Can't keep up, Freddy? (giggling) Well, looks like Operation Royal Romance is making good progress.
(laugh) Yeah! So, have you thought about when you and I might sign the book? FREDERIC: Slow down! Oh no! (groaning) - (squeaking) - Oh! That looks bad.
Excuse me, I I better jump in.
(Rapunzel chuckles) I don't know about you two, but I am famished.
Who wants a bite to eat? Oh! I know just the place Le Caneton Snugglet.
(French accent): Garçon! Your finest table, please.
The ocean? Exploring? (laughing) Oh, not for me.
No, no, no, no I am a collector of eggs.
You know, it's the shape of them that gets me.
Almost circular, but not quite! - (laugh) - (sigh) The egg collection? Really, Dad? Okay, people, we have a four-alarm romantic emergency.
Initiate Operation Entree! Good morning.
Bones are petite, mon amis.
(growl) Do you have any idea how long that took to bake?! I mean, I know how long it took to eat it.
- (growling) - Attila, no! (grunt) Watch where you're throwing that guy! This is not the time to be throwing Shorty around! Actually, Princess, it is.
(clock chiming) Right on schedule! (crashing) All right! I think we should go! - Excellent idea.
- Not till I get an "uncle" - outta this chump.
- Uncle.
Uncle! - SHORTY: Whee! - (crash) Welcome aboard.
I will be your guide on this evening of enchantment.
I also accept large tips in cash or gold bullion.
(playing romantic melody) (cooing) RAPUNZEL: The soft glow of lanterns, music (sigh) It's a recipe for love.
(chuckle) I mean, it's also kind of our thing.
Oh, come on.
- It's still our thing.
- Sure, yeah.
It's just also their thing now, too.
(squeaking) You know, I'm most excited to retrieve my memories so I can remember more about Rapunzel.
She is so determined and strong.
She must've gotten that from you.
She's also thoughtful and responsible.
She must've gotten that from you.
Whoa! TREVOR: I'm so sorry to barge in unannounced.
Help! I can't swim! A man overboard? Have no fear, feeble waterbug, I shall save you! (bubbling) (gasp) King Trevor.
Princess Rapunzel! Delighted to be in your presence again.
- (growl) - (squeak) (shivering) This will warm you right up, Dad.
- Oh, thank you.
- (door opens) Oh! How is he? Has he improved? Oh, mournful day! Poor fragile Frederic has come down with the sniffles! Oh! And see how he shivers! (gasp) Alack! Why must bad things happen to good people? If only my strong, capable arms could've shielded him from the water's chill! Here, let me.
(blowing) - (squeak) - I must compliment you on what you've done with the kingdom.
It's always been a jewel, but with you in charge, - it truly - (Frederic burps) - shines.
- Ha ha, thanks.
Alas, I wish I could stay, but I'm taking Trevor Jr.
sea serpent watching tomorrow.
Sea serpent watching? Really? Yes.
Majestic, beautiful creatures they are.
You wouldn't want to join me, would you? Would I ever!? Oh, I'd love to! (squeak) Um, excuse me, King Trevor, may I speak with you a moment? In private? (bang, thud) RAPUNZEL: You are not fooling anyone, buster.
You've come to woo my mother.
Well, I've got bad news for you.
There will be no wooing of any kind.
This is a no-woo zone.
Not while this princess is princessing.
It is true.
Long ago, I was naive enough to think that I could woo fair Arianna.
But, she remains married to Frederic, and I respect the institution of marriage too much.
- Inter-Kingdom law demands that I do.
- All right.
But, I'm watching you.
(squeaking) Trevor says he respects Inter-Kingdom law, but I know that he's up to something.
It's just figuring out what.
Dad! How can you just sit there? Don't you wanna go with them? The sea makes me queasy.
Besides, he did ask.
But even if I were to join them, how would I best Trevor? He has it all.
A thirst for adventure, a barge, a pet seal I haven't a barge, nor an adventure thirst, nor a seal.
Nor do you have to sail 100 miles out to find a couple of sea lizards! (chuckle) Up high! Wait, Max, may I see your Corona law handbook? (nickering) (nickering) Uh, he's not taking her to see sea serpents.
He's taking her outside the Inter-Kingdom waters.
Um, yeah, 'cause that's where the sea serpents are.
You gonna eat the other half of that? - No? - Laws don't apply out there.
Not even marriage! He's going to try to marry my mother.
We've gotta catch that boat! They're still so far ahead of us! Can't this thing go any faster? Must I remind you that I am prone to sea sickness? (roaring) Magnificent, isn't she? Sorry, I was talking to myself.
- About you.
- (bark) Speaking of magnificence, Trevor Jr.
, fetch my precious sea crystal.
I discovered this not long ago on a snorkeling expedition.
You like it.
I can tell.
And it could be yours, if you were to become my queen.
Your queen? I I don't understand.
Oh, Arianna, don't you see? We've so much more in common than, say, you and boring Frederic.
(serpent growls) Frederic isn't boring at all.
He's well-read and has a knowledge of rare eggs and - I find him fascinating.
- Fascinating? Ha! So it's a grand, romantic gesture you want, eh? (gasp) Is that the No.
(French accent): Herz Der Sonne's diary? Oui! Oui, it is! I thought we could sign it to commemorate this day.
Forget that nonsense! What do you say, dearest Arianna? (Rapunzel gasps) He's asking her to sign the diary! Does everybody get to sign this book but me and you? We gotta hurry! (blowing) - (barking) - (nervous laugh) Trevor, I think you have the wrong idea.
Darling, hold that thought.
Trevor Jr.
, this better be important.
(grunt) Interrupt my evening of courtship, will you? I think not.
Trevor, call in the Navy Seals! (bellowing) (splashing) Incoming! Hole in the boat! There is a hole in the boat! - We're taking on water! - Somebody untie me! - Max! Help my dad! - (snorting) - (growling) - (squeak) (evil laughter) Alack! I do wish we could help you all, but my future queen and I must return to aah! - (bark) - (grunt) I'm not going anywhere with you! Nobody messes with my daughter! Hold on, Rapunzel! (seals barking) - (bark) - (growl) EUGENE: Anybody wanna guess why they're leaving while they are winning? (sigh) Knowing our luck, probably something bad.
(squeak) (roaring) Grab whatever you can to fend it off! Stand back! The overgrown snake is mine! Sorry! I overestimated my strength.
RAPUNZEL: We're sinking fast! Need a ride? (growl, roar) (whinny) RAPUNZEL: Dad! Help! Frederic! - I got you.
- Arianna.
Thank you.
They do love each other so much.
LANCE: I know.
Isn't it beautiful? - (roar) - Mom! Dad! No! Arianna, if this is the end, there's nobody else I'd rather be with.
Oh.
Me neither, Frederic.
(roaring) Watch your mouth! (groaning) Rapunzel! Let go! I can't! (growling) (growl) TREVOR: Seal team! Strike and strike true! (barking) (growl) (growling) (shrieking) Yeah! (barking) (roar) Now, let's get out of here.
(rattling) (growl) RAPUNZEL: If anybody knows how to make her stop, all suggestions are welcome! I don't know what's wrong with her.
They're not known to be aggressive.
(clattering) What? Dad! (growl) What are you doing? She doesn't want us.
She wants this.
Oh! My sea crystal! It's no crystal.
It's a serpent's egg! (snort) Oh, Frederic! You were so brave! Well you know me.
(chuckle) I'm very brave.
(chuckle) It's so good to see you two together.
- TREVOR: So long, Corona! - (squeak) I believe this belongs to you.
You know? Maybe that guy does have a heart.
- (squeak) - Oh no! Herz Der Sonne's diary.
It's destroyed! Then again, snakes have hearts, too.
(French accent): Merci beaucoup, and toodleoo to you, buffoons! (seals barking) All those memories.
Oh, honey, it's okay.
We can make new ones.
The important thing is that we're all safe, and we have a daughter we love so much.
And I can't think of anything more wonderful.
(squeak) You may not have your memories, but you have each other, so, I made a new Book of Hearts.
Oh, Rapunzel.
It's beautiful.
Oh, that's not your page.
It's ours.
(romantic guitar playing) Reminds me of when we were young.
(laugh) I know.
We were such opposites.
(chuckling) Yes, we (both stammering) - Did we just? - How did we? (gasp) You remembered something! Your memories are starting to come back! I guess the heart always remembers.
Oh-oh, oh-oh Now I got my eyes open and wide My heart burnin' like fire Feels like I'm so alive I'm never going back Whatever I want now, I'm gonna chase Who I am I can't contain it I'm not gonna hold it in 'Cause there's more of me to give Oh yeah, there's more of me to give
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