Teen Titans (2003) s05e08 Episode Script

Lightspeed

- Well, Gizmo? - Easy.
Security system stinks.
COMPUTER VOICE: Access approved.
- Check it out.
Gold, jewels, priceless artifacts Way better than the mall.
H.
I.
V.
E.
Five, rob them blind.
Hey, See-More, does this make me look fat? No way, Mammoth.
It makes you look rich.
Need an eye, Kyd Wykkyd? - Whoo-whee! Them's some fancy jars.
- I agree.
I believe these should be the property of Billy Numerous.
Start grabbing! You know what they put in those things, don't you? Mummy guts.
Ugh.
This is what I came for.
Wait, isn't that necklace supposed to bring good luck? And if you're all about the bad luck It's just a dumb legend.
- Whoa.
Did you see that? - Huh? [GIZMO YELLING] Huh? [ALARM SOUNDING] Run! We're the H.
I.
V.
E.
Five, and this is our show now.
[LAUGHING] Yeah! Hey! Lay off them dadgum lasers! Not my fault you don't know where the shields are.
- Which button is it, Billy? - The left one.
- Right.
- No, left.
- Aaarggh! - Hey! Come on.
[BILLYS YELLING] [CHOMPING NOISILY] GIZMO: It was probably those crud-munching Teen Titans.
It can't be.
They're still away fighting the Brotherhood of Evil.
And the Titans East got called back to Steel City.
I wanna know who did this.
I wanna find them and I wanna make them pay.
[IN SINGSONG VOICE] Somebody has a boyfriend.
Aah! So we got busted.
What's the big deal? We get busted all the time.
We didn't just get busted.
Whoever did this was messing with us.
[BILLYS YELLING] How do you guys expect the Brotherhood of Evil to take us seriously if this keeps happening? Pfft.
Brotherhood of Evil.
Yeah, all those old-timers ever talk about is taking over the world.
- Heh-heh.
Brain in a jar.
- Talking gorillas.
Boring.
I don't even know why they care about us.
Maybe the Brain thinks we have potential.
Ugh.
I don't know why I hang around with you nitwits.
[COMPUTER BEEPING] GIZMO: We got multiple targets, an armored car on Main three jewelry stores, and a taco stand.
Ooh, I'll take that one.
Yee-haw! It's time for crime! I spy with my big old eye a truck full of dough! [SEE-MORE LAUGHING] [GASPS] [GROANING] Payday! [YELLING] [YELLING] Um Uh What just happened? What the? Hey! [GIZMO GRUNTS] Stop! Help! [GIZMO SCREAMING] Billy Numerous owns the ice! [LAUGHING] Lookie here, Billy, I stole me one of them, uh Uh, ice sweeper thingies.
I'll race you, Billy! [BUZZER SOUNDS] Whoa! Whoa! Aah! Wh? I paid for that! [WHIMPERING] Who does this guy think he is? Where did he come from? How do we squash him? [GRUNTING] We should have stayed home.
We should be thanking him.
Don't you get it? This is our chance to impress the Brotherhood of Evil.
We catch this do-gooder and turn him in they might even offer us membership.
What's wrong with the way things are? Billy's right.
We don't need a bunch of old goats getting in our business.
Yeah.
Who needs them? Suit yourselves.
But when I'm playing in the big leagues and you're still robbing parking meters don't ask me for any favors.
Y'all wanna build a fort out of sofa cushions? Yeah.
[GUARDS GRUNTING] BOY: Need a little luck? It's only a myth.
Who are you? Kid Flash, fastest boy alive.
Are you supposed to be a good guy? - One of the best.
- Well? Aren't you gonna take me to jail? I thought maybe I'd get to know you first.
[SCOFFS] Why do you hang around with those losers? That team is holding you back.
I know, that's what I keep telling - What do you know? - I know that you're too smart for all this.
Oh, is this the part where you try and convert me? Make me see the error of my ways? You're wasting your time.
When you're as fast as me, time is something you've got plenty of.
- Croissant? - It's too late for me anyways.
It's never too late.
What about the H.
I.
V.
E.
Five? They'd come after me.
Let me worry about them.
Where will I go? What will I do? Trust me.
On second thought, no.
KID FLASH: Aah! [GRUNTING] For someone so fast you're a little slow.
Who's the loser now? You're about to become a speed bump.
Only one problem with that plan, big guy you have to catch me first.
[GRUNTING] Missed me.
Missed again.
Nope.
I'm over here.
SEE-MORE: Catch.
KID FLASH: Aah! [GRUNTING] [LAUGHING] [GIZMO YELLING] BILLY NUMEROUS: Run, run, run, as fast as you can you can't catch me but I can catch you.
I'm Billy Numerous! BILLY NUMEROUS: Aah! [KID FLASH GRUNTS] So, what are you? Psychic or something? No, we're tracking your heat trail, dummy.
Mammoth, now! [GRUNTING] I didn't know you cared.
Aah! [BILLYS YELLING] KID FLASH: Aah! Unh! Oh.
Did I move this? Looks like you got me.
That's right.
- And when we're through with you - We're gonna We're gonna What are we gonna do with him? Ugh.
I thought we discussed this already.
I say we brainwash him and make him steal stuff for us.
We should hold him up for ransom.
He's gotta be worth money.
[YAWNS] Let's take him apart and see what makes him tick.
- I told you, we need to call - No, don't let them spoil our fun.
Yeah, let's hang him on the wall like a big-mouth bass.
Don't I get a say in this? Hey, where'd you get? Those are mine! Wait, wait, wait.
If you're called the H.
I.
V.
E.
Five how come there are six of you? Because it sounds cooler? This is boring.
- We're gonna go watch wrestling.
- You dweebs better not hog the sofa! Don't have much of an attention span, do they? You have no idea Stop that.
Who do you work with? I work alone these days.
You got a nice place.
Very secret lair.
Quit changing the subject.
Does it bother you that all those guys never listen to you? Why are you so interested in me? There's something about you that's different.
I think you can do better.
Could I get some mustard? This looks a little dry.
- Oh! - Have your fun.
In a minute, you're gonna wish you were never born.
Oh, right.
You wanna see what makes me tick.
You're an idiot.
I'm turning you over to the Brotherhood of Evil.
You're joking, right? You're not joking.
Jinx, you don't wanna get mixed up with them.
- Watch me.
- You're making a big mistake.
This is a reserved frequency.
Who are you? Madame Rouge, my name is Jinx.
First, I just wanna say I've been your biggest fan since Junior H.
I.
V.
E.
Academy, and l You are wasting my time.
What do you want? We've captured Kid Flash.
Did you? I would not expect him to be detained by amateurs.
Listen carefully.
What is your name? It's Jinx.
J-l-N-X.
Jinx.
You will not feed him.
You will not speak to him.
And I trust you are holding him in a level-four containment field? Uh, naturally.
Very good.
I am on my way.
Yes! What do you think of that? [GASPS] A level-four containment field? Are you out of your stinking mind? - That's hard even for me! - I don't care.
You're gonna make one, now.
We have to get him back.
Any idea how bad it's gonna be if Madame Rouge shows up and we don't have him? Bad for you maybe.
[SNICKERING] - Good one, Billy.
- Ha-ha-ha.
- Aah! - You said he couldn't get out.
And you were the one that said you'd keep an eye on him.
If Madame Rouge doesn't make things bad for you, I promise I will.
He's still in the building, And the gunk-muncher is tearing it apart.
I don't care what it takes.
Split up and catch him.
Now! Kyd Wykkyd, he's in the power plant.
Aah! Someone should put a bell on you.
Thanks for the help.
- Ooh.
What you making? - Oh, you'll find out.
- Aah! - Just need to borrow one of these.
KID FLASH: Aah! He's in the workshop! He's in the Ugh.
Never mind.
SEE-MORE [OVER COMMUNICATOR]: He's heading for the garage.
- Oh, man.
- Our vehicles! SEE-MORE [OVER PA]: He's messing with the video system! Ooh, pie.
- He's heading for Sector 4.
- That's my room! I never took you for the unicorn type.
[YELLS] [SCREAMS] He's heading for Corridor 12, and that's a dead end.
[LAUGHING] End of the road, snot brain.
You do realize I can vibrate my molecules through solid objects.
Later.
This is the worst day ever.
[DOOR OPENS] Aah! I have come to collect Kid Flash.
Where is he? He got away.
You let him get away? I should have known this would happen.
Never trust children.
We'll find him.
We'll get him back.
You have already proven most incompetent in that regard.
Your base is an embarrassment.
It was Kid Flash, he trashed it.
- Silence! - Yes, ma'am.
Just give me one more chance.
I won't disappoint you.
You hope to impress me, don't you? Perhaps someday you wish to be like me? [LAUGHING] Most unlikely.
I will catch him myself.
We have to find Kid Flash before she does.
It's the only way to prove that we're not completely worthless.
- Are you kidding? - I'm not getting in her way.
- Me neither.
- Me neither.
- Me neither.
- Me neither.
- What he said.
- Then I guess I'm on my own.
- What do I have to do, rob a bank? - You'd do that for me? I'm touched.
You're not very smart, are you? No need to be rude.
It's not like I'm afraid of you.
Oh, I'm not the girl you should be afraid of.
I am.
Aah! And you should be very afraid.
[KID FLASH GRUNTING] You like to play the games? This is the one called Stay Alive.
Don't count me out yet, lady.
[GRUNTS] [GRUNTING] [GROANS] Unh! - You cannot win.
- I still have a few tricks left.
[PANTING] When you tire, your powers will fail, and then I will finish you.
[GROANING] [GRUNTS] Aah! [GRUNTS] [PANTING] Twenty meters to your left.
Thanks, See-More.
I knew I could count on you.
Jinx.
Are you you? [KID FLASH YELLING] It's you.
You made me look like a fool.
- Uh - What's the matter, run out of gas? For now.
I'll have my strength back in a minute.
I'm not going to give you a minute.
Why do you wanna be like her? I'm bad luck.
Good was never an option for me.
At least with the Brotherhood of Evil, I can be somebody.
I'll get respect.
You don't need to hurt people to feel good about yourself.
Aah! [GRUNTING] And that's only level one.
Madame Rouge, I caught him.
Just like I said I would.
[GROANING] [JINX GRUNTING] ROUGE: You did nothing.
It was I who made him weak.
And you call yourself a villain? Pathetic.
I wanted someone to look up to.
I thought you were cool.
Life is full of disappointments.
You are one of them.
Hand him to me.
Go catch him yourself.
Thanks.
You miserable Aah! I don't care who you are.
Nobody messes with me.
Hmm.
We'll be in touch.
SEE-MORE: Is she gone? - Yeah.
So, um, the Research Lab's having a special on computers.
Steal one, get one free.
You in? No, you go ahead.
Right.
See you.
Goodbye.