Teen Titans Go! (2013) s03e02 Episode Script

Leg Day

"Leg Day" [OPENING THEME PLAYING.]
[GRUNTING.]
I am crushing these curls.
Yeah, bro! Check it out! I'm gonna jack my bench.
[STRAINING.]
I am getting buffed up in the threeceps.
[YELLS.]
We're totally diesel, bros.
Come on Raven, shred your bi's with us.
I worked on my upper body, yesterday.
Today is leg day.
[SARCASTICALLY.]
Haha, legs.
What is the point? Seriously, no one even sees yours.
Leg muscles need work, too.
You guys all have chicken legs.
[CHICKEN CLUCKS.]
Whatevs, upper bod is where it's at, man.
Check these meaty biceps, mama.
They're just so juicy.
[KISSING.]
- Nice! - Oh, yeah, let me get in on that.
[KISSING.]
[KISSING.]
[KISSING.]
[ALL KISSING.]
Kisses for the gun show! [SIREN WAILING.]
Titans! [KISSES.]
Crime alert! [KISSES.]
There's an emergency in Jump City! Titans! [KISSES.]
Go! [LASERS FIRING.]
Titans! This might be the biggest threat we've ever faced.
Then it's a good thing we brought our big guns! [KISSING.]
[KISSING.]
[KISSING.]
Hey! Can you guys make out with your muscles later? Oh! Right.
To be continued.
[KISSES.]
Titans! Go! [ALL GRUNTING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
Come on, Titans! Your guns are the only thing standing between them and world domination.
- This is when all those curls pay off! - We are the diesel! [GROANING.]
Guys! We have to lift with our legs.
[GROANS.]
But no one even looks at legs.
[SIGHS.]
We've lost everything.
Our muscles [KISSES.]
aren't strong enough.
No! The Teen Titans weren't strong enough.
Then there is no hope.
There is hope.
Hope is alive in us.
Because today, we will make a stand against evil.
Today, we will plant our feet firm for justice.
Today we will squat over our fallen enemies.
Because today is a new day.
Today is Leg Day.
- Them legs! - Lady Legasus, you have returned.
Your upper body muscles have failed.
Only the power of legs can save the world now.
But this threat is bigger than your two well-defined legs.
You're right.
I'll need 10.
Ten legs! You're gonna look crazy with 10 legs.
No.
I'm gonna need your legs.
STARFIRE: But we have the poultry legs.
[CHICKEN CLUCKS.]
Yeah, and nobody even looks at them.
[DOG WHIMPERS.]
Legs are the most powerful muscle group and if you follow me, we will be, too.
I'll follow those legs to the ends of the Earth, mama.
Then your training begins now! But be warned, it won't be a walk in the park.
It's gonna be a run in the park, probably with some weights on.
Now, let's shake a leg! [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING.]
[WHISTLE BLOWS.]
[CYMBAL CRASHES.]
[GUITAR PLAYS.]
Those are some meaty thighs, bro.
I wanna take a bite out of 'em.
Your drum sticks are making me hungry.
I'm glad someone brought a couple of melons to this meat fest.
You've done well, my friends.
Your legs are fully jacked now.
I feel our spirit has grown as big as our bulging thighs! Dem legs We aren't the Teen Titans anymore.
We are the League of Legs.
Step forward, and receive your new League of Legs identities.
Cyborg, you shall now be known as Thunder Thighs.
Starfire, you are the Incredible Quad.
Beast Boy, you are now, The Calf! [BULL BELLOWS.]
And finally, Robin, you are now and will forever be known as Captain Cankle! ALL: Let's kick it! As you can see, the enemy has spread across the entire eastern portion of Jump City.
Here, here and here.
- This is very worrisome, Lady Legasus.
- What do you mean, Quad? Their positioning indicates reinforcements are on the way.
[GRUNTS.]
We can't let that happen! We need to stop them now! But how, Captain Cankle? Like this! Calf, throw me that pen.
[YELPS.]
The enemy has focused their resources to fortify the upper levels of the command center, leaving the foundation vulnerable.
We, The Legs, need to extend past this line and then curl back.
That's where we flex our muscles.
[YELLS.]
Are you crazy? A frontal assault? I like it.
They'll never know what kicked them.
Okay, everybody in, on three, one, two, three Legs! [ROCKET LAUNCHING.]
[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
[LASERS FIRING.]
This is where we make our stand.
And then squat, with our knees at a 90-degree angle.
[STRAINING.]
Hold it, hold it! Keep that form! [GROANING.]
Okay, Legs.
Let's kick it.
Leg Lock! Quad Crusher! Calf Cram! Thigh Throw! Cankle Crack now! - Those are some cankles.
- Yeah.
Captain Cankle! Can't do it! My two legs not enough.
Ow! Make that four, mama! Six! Eight! Ten! [ALL STRAINING.]
Now that's what I call maxing out a rip! [KISSING.]
[ALL LAUGHING.]
- We did it.
- The Earth is saved.
[CHEERING.]
- Go Legs.
- Great Job.
[KISSING.]
[KISSING.]
[KISSING.]
[CHOMPING.]
So what's next for the League of Legs, Lady Legasus? It pains me to say it, Calf.
But our next move is to disband.
[ALL GASP.]
But these cankles saved countless lives.
Our legs are unstoppable.
Exactly.
No one should have this kind of power.
I worry that in time, our thighs will become threatening.
Our calves corrupted.
The sun has set.
Leg day has come to an end.
[ALL WHIMPER.]
Say it isn't so.
For the good of the world, we must sit around and watch TV until our glorious legs waste away.
We must become the Teen Titans again.
[SCREAMING.]
No! Before we do, just one last time.
One last time.
BEAST BOY: Dem Legs! [HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING.]
Oh, my quad.
Those legs! [VOCALIST SINGING.]
They're amazing! They're amazing! # Walk strong Kick hard # Look at them legs Look at them legs They're amazing Look at them legs They're amazing