Teen Titans Go! (2013) s03e33 Episode Script

Wally T

1 "Wally T.
" [OPENING THEME PLAYING.]
[TYPING.]
[MUSIC.]
Cyborg, Beast Boy, kid I don't know Wait a second! Who's the kid I don't know? - William Walter Thompson.
- William Walter Thompson? - William Walter Thompson.
- William Walter Thompson? He goes by Walter.
But we calls him [DRUM ROLL.]
BOTH: Wally T! Wally T? [PLAYING ROCK TUNE.]
BOTH: Wally T! Wally T? [PLAYING AN UPBEAT TUNE.]
BOTH: Wally T! Wally T.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING.]
- Stop that! - Can't, bro.
- When someone says Wally T - Wally T! - You gots to say - [SING-SONG VOICE.]
Wally T! [SING-SONG VOICE.]
Wally T! [SING-SONG VOICE.]
Wally T! I see.
And why is Wally [CLEARS THROAT.]
this handsome young gentleman in the Tower? - Psh! He doesn't know? - Man, what a knucklehead.
He's our number one fan, yo! We have a fan? Are you sure? I thought everyone considered us an abomination.
They do.
Everybody hates us.
Everyone except Wally Walls, right here.
A Teen Titans Go fan, huh? I don't buy it.
Tell me, Walter, do you like the Teen Titans! Or the Teen Titans? - [SIGHS.]
As I thought.
- Makes sense.
I don't blame him.
I mean, animation-wise, really no comparison.
Well, I don't care, as long as you don't consider us garbage.
You don't consider us garbage, right? [MAKES SOUND.]
- That's good enough for me! Wally T! - BOTH: Wally T! Whoa, who is this? That's our boy, Wally T! [FANFARE.]
ALL: [SING-SONG VOICE.]
Wally T! You are mistaken.
This is no boy.
He is all man.
[PURRS.]
[PURRS, MEOWS.]
[CATERWAULING.]
[GROWLS.]
[PURRS.]
[IMITATING CAT SOUNDS.]
[CATERWAULING.]
[GROWLING, SCREECHING.]
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Walter is a big fan of the Teen Titans, in general, not any one specific interpretation, and as such, we fall under that umbrella.
- [GASPS.]
We have the fan? - Yes, one.
So, this is him.
The fan that gives us our strength.
I always wondered what he'd be like.
What are you talking about, Raven? As superheroes, fans give us our strength.
Their admiration and support actually creates an energy wave that fuels us.
Without fans, and in our case, one fan, we are nothing.
Don't you feel stronger just being in the same room as Walter? I won't lie.
He does make me feel better about myself.
- But a fan can't make you stronger.
- Catch! [POLICE SIREN BLARING.]
[GRUNTING.]
Whoa! - This is amazing! - This is all because of the T Walter Thompson Willy Wally Shamalamamamoo! Oh, yes.
And being this close to him is making us even stronger.
Look how strong he's making me now! [PURRING.]
[CATERWAULING.]
Arm's length, Raven.
- Sorry.
- If he gives us our strength, then we gots to treat him like the king, yo! Agreed.
Now, Wally T ALL: Wally T! I want to make your wildest fan dreams come true.
How does a Titan's Tower tour sound? [MAKES A SOUND.]
Then prepare for an all-access pass that takes you behind the scenes.
And nothing is more behind the scenes than the bathroom! That's the sink.
And over there is the toilet.
[VOICE ECHOES.]
I pee-pee in there.
- We all do, man.
- But not at the same time, Walter! - You must understand that.
- It's a really great bathroom.
The only problem is that we're always running out of toilet paper.
That's because you all make toilet paper mitts, A.
K.
A.
the mummy wrap.
So much waste.
You gots to, bro! Check it, Walter, my man.
You wrap your hand in T.
P.
'till it's nice and sealed, that way you stay clean, whiles you gets clean, got it? [SHOUTING.]
You should only be using two squares, max! Two squares, max! [SHOUTING.]
Fold it over, that it all the T.
P.
you need! Hmm, does Walter really want to know all this? He wanted all-access, he's getting all-access! Now, where to next on the all-access tour? [BEEPING.]
The crime alert! Gizmo is attacking the city with his robot army.
Looks like the next stop on this tour is the battlefield! - Titans and Wally T! - ALL: Wally T! Go! [LAUGHING.]
Give it up, Gizmo.
Your robot rampage is over.
Because we've got Wally T! ALL: Wally T! [CRACKLING.]
Ooh! That's fan strength coursing through your veins.
Titans, go! [MUSIC.]
Ha! [EXPLOSIONS.]
[FIRING.]
[EXPLOSIONS.]
[BELLOWING.]
[GROWLING.]
We are loving this fan strength, yo! [GRUNTS.]
It feels so good! Think about how great we'd be if we had more than one fan.
We shouldn't risk losing the fan we already have by going after new ones.
- Yeah, but I wants to be stronger! - Me too! - And I, the two as well.
- Then it's settled.
Now, there's only one proven method for getting more fans.
Focus testing.
Okay, Walter, we are going to show you a series of images.
If you like what you see, hit green, if you don't, hit red.
[BELL BUZZING.]
I'm not part of the test.
[BELL BUZZING.]
Stop choosing red.
[BELL BUZZING.]
I am aware my appearance is not appealing You do not have to rub it in! [CLEARS THROAT.]
Okay.
Here we go.
[BEEPING.]
Waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles, waffles, [BELL DINGS.]
[MUSIC PLAYING.]
[BELL BUZZES.]
[MUSIC PLAYING.]
[BUTTON BEEPING.]
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING.]
[BUTTON BUZZES.]
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
Waffles, Starfire saying, "The," before every single word, Raven's sour puss attitude, Robin being made the butt of all jokes Nevermind that last one.
Well, I think we have enough data.
If we pander shamelessly, it could have - disastrous consequences, Robin.
- Pander? What do Pander bears have to do with anything, Mama? - We've gots to get more fans! - Titans, go! Recreate Walter's favorite moments.
[DRUM ROLL.]
Waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles [MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING.]
Motorcycle Monday's.
[LAUGHING.]
The.
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- The.
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- Uh, guys, this isn't working.
- Wally left.
- Who cares! We have to see how many new fans we got.
Okay, Titans, our new fan total is [STARFIRE GASPS.]
The zero? We focused on trying to get new fans and we lost the only one who liked us.
[SADLY.]
Wally T.
ALL: [SADLY.]
Wally T.
[BEEPING.]
No time to reflect on our terrible actions of ruining someone's childhood, Gizmo's back.
Titans, go! Give up now, Gizmo.
Before we have to get rough.
Have it your way.
Titans, go! [YELLS.]
Azarath Metrion [GRUNTING.]
- What's going on? - Our strength has left us.
- Because our fan has left us.
- Why did we throw everything away trying to get more people to like us? It was your idea, bro! And now we're going to die! [GRUNTING.]
[CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
We have our strength back! Could it be? Wally T! ALL: Wally T! A real fan never leaves! No matter how terrible we become.
A true fan will stick with you out of a sense of obligation and duty.
That's right.
I'll be with you always.
'Cause I love you guys.
Especially you, Raven.
[PURRING.]
Now take this power and finish the fight! [MUSIC.]
[RUMBLING.]
Ahhh! [EXPLOSION.]
We have the power! Oh, thank you, the Wally Walter William.
- We'll always love you, dude.
- Make some room, guys.
[SMOOCHES.]
[WHISTLE BLOWING.]
You've given us so much.
We want to give you something in return.
A song.
[PLAYING PIANO.]
When a fan is the man I'll drive a van for my fan I'll hold a can for my fan I even once ran for my fan Today we thank you For what you mean It's because of you we stay so lean And when all the haters Treat us mean They can't hurt us 'cause you're on our team [DRUM BEATS.]
When a fan is the man I'll drive a van for my fan I'll hold a can for my fan I even once ran for my fan I even once ran for my fan [THEME PLAYING.]