Teen Titans Go! (2013) s04e05 Episode Script

TV Knight

1 "TV Knight" [OPENING THEME PLAYING.]
[ENGINE RUMBLING.]
[ACTION MUSIC.]
[BATS SCREECHING.]
[ENGINE STOPS.]
[WHIMISICAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
[WHISTLES.]
[CLICKS TONGUE.]
[MAN LAUGHING.]
[CROWD CHEERING.]
[WHISTLING.]
Ooh! I could use a haircut.
Getting a little scruffy up top.
[ELECTRIC RAZOR WHIZZING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[GROWLING.]
Uh! My bad.
Hey! How you doing, what's happening? Just a little off the top and hook me up with that tight fade.
[WOMAN HUMMING.]
[SNIPPING.]
Nice.
[SPRINGING.]
Handsome.
[JINGLE APPROACHING.]
Say what? Ice cream? I gotta get me some of that! Thanks, lady! Aw, man! [CHILDREN LAUGHING.]
I need some of that soft serve! [TIRES SCREECHING.]
Excuse me.
Thank you.
[TIRES SCREECHING.]
PAINBOT: Pain.
Get back here, ice cream man! Ah! [TIRES SCREECHING.]
[SCREAMING.]
Oh, yeah! I got that ice cream! [CRUNCHING.]
[GASPS.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
Whaaat? [UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING.]
Pain! Pain! Pain.
Aw! You're feeling that pain, my man? P-P-Pain.
Let me see if I can fix that up for you.
[ALARM BLARING.]
Hmm.
[SPARKING.]
[ELECTRICITY ZAPPING.]
Whoa.
[ELECTRICITY SURGING.]
What's that? Ah! You had a little thorn-a-thorn in your wires, brah! [HYDRAULIC WHIRRING.]
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING.]
[SCREAMS.]
Hot! Hot! [SCREAMS.]
That's it! You gots to go! [GLASS SHATTERING.]
[MUSIC STOPS.]
PAINBOT: Pain.
[MUSIC CONTINUES.]
Hot! [STOMACH RUMBLING.]
[PASSING GAS.]
[DOOR THUDS.]
[LAUGHING.]
[CRUNCHING.]
Ah! [TOILET FLUSHING.]
[TV BLEEPING.]
[BUZZING.]
What's that noise? Sorry, mama, that's just me.
[BUZZING.]
Hey! It's me, Cyborg! [BOTH LAUGHING.]
Oh, yeah! [STEAM WHISTLING.]
[LAUGHS.]
[FROG RIBBITS.]
[BUZZING.]
Sorry.
Just me.
Yello? What up, Frank! [BOTH SNIGGERING.]
[STEAM WHISTLING.]
[BOTH BUZZING.]
Guys, enough already! [DEVICE BEEPS.]
[BUZZING STOPS.]
[BUZZING RESUMES.]
- What's up, girl! - Hey! Hey! Hey! - Hello.
Hello.
Hello - CYBORG: Hey - How you - BEAST BOY: Hello [GROWLS.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[VIOLENT SHAKING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Oh, hey.
[STEAM WHISTLE BLOWING.]
[SNORING.]
[DEVICE BEEPING.]
[GASPS.]
[MUSIC.]
[ENGINE ROARING.]
[TIRES SCREECHING.]
[INDICATOR BEEPING.]
[BEEPING INTENFIES.]
[ALARM BLARING.]
[EXPLODING.]
[DEVICE BEEPING RAPIDLY.]
[PANTING.]
[SAD BRASS MUSIC PLAYING.]
[WHIMISICAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
[BOTH CACKLING.]
[TV BLEEPING.]
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Hey, Dad.
[THUDDING AGAINST TABLE.]
Relax, it's coming.
[NEEDLE TICKING.]
[CLEARS THROAT.]
[GROWLS.]
Fine.
[SQUIRTING.]
[SAUCE SPLASHING.]
Oh! Unbelievable! Wow Aw, Dad! [MUSIC.]
[GASPS.]
[SCREECHES.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
ALARM: Red alert! Red alert! [LAUGHS.]
[WHIMISICAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
[RUSTLING.]
[KEYPAD BLEEPS.]
[PHONE BEEPS.]
[BEEPS.]
[MUSIC.]
[ALARM BLARING.]
Get that sandwich out your mouth, girl! Let's get to work! It is time for - The Jeff.
- And Mustard, baby! Oh! Safety first! Yeah! [GASPS.]
[SCREAMING.]
[TIRES SCREECHING.]
What? Get them! Bang! Bang! [TIRES SCREECHING.]
[RIM SCRAPING.]
Yeah! - You do not mess with The Jeff.
- And Mustard, baby! [TICKING.]
[ALARM RINGS.]
[WHIMISICAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING.]
Howdy! Howdy! Howdy! WOMAN: Howdy! KIDS: Sticky Joan! - Howdy! - Howdy! - [MEOWING.]
Howdy.
- Howdy.
Howdy.
Howdy! [SNIFFS.]
[SMOOCHING.]
Howdy! [BOTH LAUGHING.]
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES.]