Teen Titans Go! (2013) s04e05 Episode Script

TV Knight

1 "TV Knight" [OPENING THEME PLAYING] [ENGINE RUMBLING] [ACTION MUSIC] [BATS SCREECHING] [ENGINE STOPS] [WHIMISICAL MUSIC PLAYING] [WHISTLES] [CLICKS TONGUE] [MAN LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] [WHISTLING] Ooh! I could use a haircut.
Getting a little scruffy up top.
[ELECTRIC RAZOR WHIZZING] [EXCLAIMS] [GROWLING] Uh! My bad.
Hey! How you doing, what's happening? Just a little off the top and hook me up with that tight fade.
[WOMAN HUMMING] [SNIPPING] Nice.
[SPRINGING] Handsome.
[JINGLE APPROACHING] Say what? Ice cream? I gotta get me some of that! Thanks, lady! Aw, man! [CHILDREN LAUGHING] I need some of that soft serve! [TIRES SCREECHING] Excuse me.
Thank you.
[TIRES SCREECHING] PAINBOT: Pain.
Get back here, ice cream man! Ah! [TIRES SCREECHING] [SCREAMING] Oh, yeah! I got that ice cream! [CRUNCHING] [GASPS] [BOTH LAUGHING] Whaaat? [UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] Pain! Pain! Pain.
Aw! You're feeling that pain, my man? P-P-Pain.
Let me see if I can fix that up for you.
[ALARM BLARING] Hmm.
[SPARKING] [ELECTRICITY ZAPPING] Whoa.
[ELECTRICITY SURGING] What's that? Ah! You had a little thorn-a-thorn in your wires, brah! [HYDRAULIC WHIRRING] [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] [SCREAMS] Hot! Hot! [SCREAMS] That's it! You gots to go! [GLASS SHATTERING] [MUSIC STOPS] PAINBOT: Pain.
[MUSIC CONTINUES] Hot! [STOMACH RUMBLING] [PASSING GAS] [DOOR THUDS] [LAUGHING] [CRUNCHING] Ah! [TOILET FLUSHING] [TV BLEEPING] [BUZZING] What's that noise? Sorry, mama, that's just me.
[BUZZING] Hey! It's me, Cyborg! [BOTH LAUGHING] Oh, yeah! [STEAM WHISTLING] [LAUGHS] [FROG RIBBITS] [BUZZING] Sorry.
Just me.
Yello? What up, Frank! [BOTH SNIGGERING] [STEAM WHISTLING] [BOTH BUZZING] Guys, enough already! [DEVICE BEEPS] [BUZZING STOPS] [BUZZING RESUMES] - What's up, girl! - Hey! Hey! Hey! - Hello.
Hello.
Hello - CYBORG: Hey - How you - BEAST BOY: Hello [GROWLS] [BOTH LAUGHING] [VIOLENT SHAKING] [DRAMATIC MUSIC] Oh, hey.
[STEAM WHISTLE BLOWING] [SNORING] [DEVICE BEEPING] [GASPS] [MUSIC] [ENGINE ROARING] [TIRES SCREECHING] [INDICATOR BEEPING] [BEEPING INTENFIES] [ALARM BLARING] [EXPLODING] [DEVICE BEEPING RAPIDLY] [PANTING] [SAD BRASS MUSIC PLAYING] [WHIMISICAL MUSIC PLAYING] [BOTH CACKLING] [TV BLEEPING] [CLEARS THROAT] Hey, Dad.
[THUDDING AGAINST TABLE] Relax, it's coming.
[NEEDLE TICKING] [CLEARS THROAT] [GROWLS] Fine.
[SQUIRTING] [SAUCE SPLASHING] Oh! Unbelievable! Wow Aw, Dad! [MUSIC] [GASPS] [SCREECHES] [EXCLAIMS] ALARM: Red alert! Red alert! [LAUGHS] [WHIMISICAL MUSIC PLAYING] [RUSTLING] [KEYPAD BLEEPS] [PHONE BEEPS] [BEEPS] [MUSIC] [ALARM BLARING] Get that sandwich out your mouth, girl! Let's get to work! It is time for - The Jeff.
- And Mustard, baby! Oh! Safety first! Yeah! [GASPS] [SCREAMING] [TIRES SCREECHING] What? Get them! Bang! Bang! [TIRES SCREECHING] [RIM SCRAPING] Yeah! - You do not mess with The Jeff.
- And Mustard, baby! [TICKING] [ALARM RINGS] [WHIMISICAL MUSIC PLAYING] [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] Howdy! Howdy! Howdy! WOMAN: Howdy! KIDS: Sticky Joan! - Howdy! - Howdy! - [MEOWING] Howdy.
- Howdy.
Howdy.
Howdy! [SNIFFS] [SMOOCHING] Howdy! [BOTH LAUGHING] [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]