Teen Titans Go! (2013) s04e11 Episode Script
Movie Night
1 "Movie Night" [OPENING THEME PLAYING.]
Tonight's my night, it's my movie night I rhyme night with knight, 'cause the mood is tight Gonna do us right, it's my movie night ALL: # It's my movie night, it's my movie night # It's my movie night What? Dude, tonight is my turn to pick the flick.
- Hardly.
- Both wrong.
It's mine.
- Heck, no! - You are all mistaken.
It has been three of the weeks since I have chosen the moving pictures, and my selection will truly bust the blocks.
Tonight, we will be watching the Frightmare Circus 3.
[EVIL LAUGHTER.]
A hilarious tale of a hungry clown mutant who's having quite the hard time catching his meals because they keep running away.
[GIGGLES.]
No way, man.
I want something with action.
[MISSILES FIRING.]
Laser, explosions! [YELLING.]
Something like Bomb Hackerz.
Ew.
We should watch Knock, Knock, You're Guilty! A thrilling detective noir with the greatest twist of all time.
Spoiler.
The detective did it.
[EXCLAIMS.]
Move it.
What about my Western? Saddle Dance.
Cowboys bringing justice to a lawless land.
Gunslingers galore! Pew, pew! Romance on the prairie.
Enough of this nonsense! I'm putting my movie in and nobody can stop me.
But we don't even know what it is.
It's an awesome surprise.
[EXCLAIMS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING.]
Titans, stop! This always happens.
Don't you see? Whether we watch kung-fu or war epics, or whatever, movie night is about togetherness.
Robin's right, yo.
I'll just put this back and we can all just chillz out and talk it through.
[CRASH.]
[STATIC CRACKLES.]
[GASPS.]
What did you do? Uh, uh, don't panic.
Nobody panic! Everybody stop panicking! Ahh! Movie night is ruined! Not if we retrieve the second television.
- We have another television? - Yes, in the basement.
The one from when we defeated the Control Freak.
[WHISTLING.]
We know what you're planning.
Right.
New mission.
Find the second TV.
Titans, to the basement! [DOOR CREAKS OPEN.]
Man, I hate it down here.
Indeed.
It is abandoned and without the happy feeling.
[GASPS.]
[CAT YOWLS.]
[GASPS.]
The TV's bound to be in one of these.
Check 'em all.
[METAL SCRAPING.]
[ALL EXCLAIM.]
What? That's just my meat locker.
Gonna get my barbecue on later.
See? Hot dogs.
[FANFARE PLAYS.]
Okay.
[DOOR SLAMS.]
Perhaps the television will be in the next one.
[SCREAMS.]
Turn on the light, turn on the light! [DOLL SQUEAKS.]
[SCREAMS.]
Turn off the light, turn off the light! Whose adorable babies are these? [CHUCKLES.]
Oh, that's just my creepy doll collection.
Uh, I think we should keep moving.
DOLL: Mama.
It's gotta be the last door.
A TV! [GROWLING.]
What? Are you kidding me? [ALL EXCLAIM.]
Relax.
I trapped a demon down here years ago.
Hey, Ted.
[GRUNTS.]
[GROWLING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
[ALL GASP.]
Why is the television full of the snow? - Leave, snow.
- It must not be hooked up right.
Bad booyah! It's a mess of cables back there.
It's like a spaghetti explosion but I don't want to eat it.
Titans! New-new mission! We need to fix the TV, or there will be no movie night or any TV ever again.
[ALL EXCLAIMING.]
I've got this, guys.
But if I'm gonna pull this off, I'll need every gadget I've got.
Quantum color bar analyzer.
[BEEPING.]
Proton cable grapple gun.
Hey, my little buddy.
Go, Rex, monkey, go! [MONKEY SHRIEKING.]
Beast Boy, do you copy? [GRUNTING.]
Follow the cables down until you find the video auxiliary ports.
[GRUNTS.]
Uh.
I can't steal it, yo.
I didn't train for all this.
Get a hold of yourself, man.
Movie night depends on you.
Just cut the red wire.
[EXCLAIMING.]
Huh? [STATIC CRACKLES.]
Oh, man! You cut the wrong one.
Huh.
I wonder what that went to.
[SIRENS BLARING.]
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Warning.
Power grid down.
All jail cells opening.
Oh, no! The aspect ratio matrix has been disrupted.
If you don't cut the right wire in 10 seconds, the TV's gonna blow.
Ahh! What? There's too many! Beast Boy, if you don't step up and make the call, - our night's gonna be ruined.
- [SHAKILY.]
Okays.
[WHIMPERS.]
[BEEPING.]
[WHIMPERS.]
[BEEPING.]
[GROANING.]
[BEEPING STOPS.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
The Beast did it.
Guys, guys! [LAUGHS.]
I did it! Does that mean we get to watch my movie? Please, please, please! It's super dope! Fellas, the TV box is stuck in black and white mode.
Wait.
Where's the remote? Somebody must have given it the old 23 skidoo.
A missing controller, eh? Sounds like a case that need cracking.
I knew trouble came in all shapes and sizes, and I spotted it the second it walked through my door.
The kid was in over his head.
He had a face with a smirk and legs for days.
Hey, looks.
I'm an ostrich.
Also, I want you to help me find a remote.
I quit taking cases like these a long time ago.
- But I got nothing else to do.
- Sweet.
Thanks, mama.
RAVEN: First thing, I hit up the usual suspects.
Pounded the pavement.
Hey! I just paved that pavement! What do you want? I didn't see nothing, see.
Hey, dish slinger.
Why don't you sling me some truth? What do you know about missing remotes? [GASPS.]
[STUTTERING.]
I ain't no squealer.
[SQUEALS.]
I was getting so close I could smell it.
[SNIFFS.]
And it smelled like dookie.
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN.]
- Spill it, Red.
- I do not understand what we are doing.
But I believe I saw the remote behind the microwave.
Jackpot! Ha! We did it, kid.
BEAST BOY: We sure did.
Or should I say, "I did"? Now hand over that remote.
Nice and slow like.
My butt's got an itchy trigger.
Why? How could you? I don't knows.
I probably could have just done it myself.
But nothing makes sense in this crazy world.
[EXCLAIMS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GASPS.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[DEEP VOICE.]
Slow your roll, pilgrims.
What? That remote's mine! No way! He stole it from me.
Looks like we got ourselves an old-fashioned standoff.
[OLD WESTERNS MUSIC.]
[KNUCKLES CRACKING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[GUN COCKS.]
Draw! [BOTH EXCLAIM.]
Enough of this.
This squabbling ends now.
As do your lives.
I have come from far-off lands to eat your face like the omelet.
I have trained my whole life for this.
My father will be avenged.
My chi is strong.
My face punches are stronger.
There's something very wrong with my mouth.
I should see a doctor.
[ALL EXCLAIMING.]
[ALL GROANING AND GRUNTING.]
[HISSING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
- Mantis kick! [EXCLAIMS.]
- Whining dog! [ROARS.]
- Crying serpents.
- Ugly bear.
[EXCLAIMS.]
[ALL EXCLAIMING.]
[ALL GASP.]
Yo, this TV has buttons! [ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY.]
Good booyah! Finally! Let's get this movie night started.
But what about the popping of the corn? Beast Boy, this is taking a really long time.
- You set the timer, right? - Yeah, bro.
40 bags, three hours.
I've doubled the maths, yo.
That's not even close to right.
Get down! [ALL SCREAMING.]
[FIRING.]
- Ahh! Hot kernels! - We're pinned down, man! It's a madhouse of buttery brutality out there! [FIRING.]
[ALL EXCLAIM.]
[EXPLOSION.]
I just want to go home to my mama! Oh.
Hey, mama.
[EXPLOSION.]
Toaster in the hole! [ELECTRICITY BUILDING.]
[TOASTER DINGS.]
- I need a mirror.
- Hey! - Ow! - Okay, Titans! We gotta take that hill now! Together, as a team! [ACTION MUSIC.]
If not for us, if not for our children, then for every other bored roommate out there with nothing to do on a Friday night! Titans, go! [ALL EXCLAIMING.]
Starfire! [GRUNTS.]
- Robin! - [GASPS.]
Starfire! - That was very stupid.
- I know.
- We're going to carry on without you.
- It's okay.
[GROANS.]
- Carry on without me.
- I just said that.
[GASPING.]
- Pretty dramatic, right? - Not really! [EXCLAIMS.]
[GRUNTING.]
[BOTH EXCLAIM.]
We're almost there! We're almost there, we're almost there! [STATIC CRACKLES.]
Ahh! Looks like [COUGHING.]
I won't get there in one piece.
[COUGHS.]
Promise me, you'll save a seat on that couch for me.
[SOBS.]
[ACTION MUSIC.]
[PANTING.]
[ALARM BLARING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[ALARM CONTINUES BLARING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[SCREAMS.]
[ALARM STOPS.]
Yeah, I dids it! I saved the day! [LAUGHS.]
[RAPID BEEPING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
Well, Beast Boy, since you saved movie night, we can watch your movie tonight.
Yeah, yeah! You guys are gonna love this! It's a special edition, super director's cut.
Now everyone knows my dance is tight 'Cause it's BB's movie night No frights, no fights, just popcorn bites Everybody watch BB's movie night - # Uh, uh, yeah! # - # Uh, uh, yeah! # Uh, stop.
All of that for this? [ALL GROANING.]
Next week, we're doing board games.
- # Uh, uh.
# - # Uh, uh.
# -# Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh! # -# Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh! #
Tonight's my night, it's my movie night I rhyme night with knight, 'cause the mood is tight Gonna do us right, it's my movie night ALL: # It's my movie night, it's my movie night # It's my movie night What? Dude, tonight is my turn to pick the flick.
- Hardly.
- Both wrong.
It's mine.
- Heck, no! - You are all mistaken.
It has been three of the weeks since I have chosen the moving pictures, and my selection will truly bust the blocks.
Tonight, we will be watching the Frightmare Circus 3.
[EVIL LAUGHTER.]
A hilarious tale of a hungry clown mutant who's having quite the hard time catching his meals because they keep running away.
[GIGGLES.]
No way, man.
I want something with action.
[MISSILES FIRING.]
Laser, explosions! [YELLING.]
Something like Bomb Hackerz.
Ew.
We should watch Knock, Knock, You're Guilty! A thrilling detective noir with the greatest twist of all time.
Spoiler.
The detective did it.
[EXCLAIMS.]
Move it.
What about my Western? Saddle Dance.
Cowboys bringing justice to a lawless land.
Gunslingers galore! Pew, pew! Romance on the prairie.
Enough of this nonsense! I'm putting my movie in and nobody can stop me.
But we don't even know what it is.
It's an awesome surprise.
[EXCLAIMS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING.]
Titans, stop! This always happens.
Don't you see? Whether we watch kung-fu or war epics, or whatever, movie night is about togetherness.
Robin's right, yo.
I'll just put this back and we can all just chillz out and talk it through.
[CRASH.]
[STATIC CRACKLES.]
[GASPS.]
What did you do? Uh, uh, don't panic.
Nobody panic! Everybody stop panicking! Ahh! Movie night is ruined! Not if we retrieve the second television.
- We have another television? - Yes, in the basement.
The one from when we defeated the Control Freak.
[WHISTLING.]
We know what you're planning.
Right.
New mission.
Find the second TV.
Titans, to the basement! [DOOR CREAKS OPEN.]
Man, I hate it down here.
Indeed.
It is abandoned and without the happy feeling.
[GASPS.]
[CAT YOWLS.]
[GASPS.]
The TV's bound to be in one of these.
Check 'em all.
[METAL SCRAPING.]
[ALL EXCLAIM.]
What? That's just my meat locker.
Gonna get my barbecue on later.
See? Hot dogs.
[FANFARE PLAYS.]
Okay.
[DOOR SLAMS.]
Perhaps the television will be in the next one.
[SCREAMS.]
Turn on the light, turn on the light! [DOLL SQUEAKS.]
[SCREAMS.]
Turn off the light, turn off the light! Whose adorable babies are these? [CHUCKLES.]
Oh, that's just my creepy doll collection.
Uh, I think we should keep moving.
DOLL: Mama.
It's gotta be the last door.
A TV! [GROWLING.]
What? Are you kidding me? [ALL EXCLAIM.]
Relax.
I trapped a demon down here years ago.
Hey, Ted.
[GRUNTS.]
[GROWLING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
[ALL GASP.]
Why is the television full of the snow? - Leave, snow.
- It must not be hooked up right.
Bad booyah! It's a mess of cables back there.
It's like a spaghetti explosion but I don't want to eat it.
Titans! New-new mission! We need to fix the TV, or there will be no movie night or any TV ever again.
[ALL EXCLAIMING.]
I've got this, guys.
But if I'm gonna pull this off, I'll need every gadget I've got.
Quantum color bar analyzer.
[BEEPING.]
Proton cable grapple gun.
Hey, my little buddy.
Go, Rex, monkey, go! [MONKEY SHRIEKING.]
Beast Boy, do you copy? [GRUNTING.]
Follow the cables down until you find the video auxiliary ports.
[GRUNTS.]
Uh.
I can't steal it, yo.
I didn't train for all this.
Get a hold of yourself, man.
Movie night depends on you.
Just cut the red wire.
[EXCLAIMING.]
Huh? [STATIC CRACKLES.]
Oh, man! You cut the wrong one.
Huh.
I wonder what that went to.
[SIRENS BLARING.]
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Warning.
Power grid down.
All jail cells opening.
Oh, no! The aspect ratio matrix has been disrupted.
If you don't cut the right wire in 10 seconds, the TV's gonna blow.
Ahh! What? There's too many! Beast Boy, if you don't step up and make the call, - our night's gonna be ruined.
- [SHAKILY.]
Okays.
[WHIMPERS.]
[BEEPING.]
[WHIMPERS.]
[BEEPING.]
[GROANING.]
[BEEPING STOPS.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
The Beast did it.
Guys, guys! [LAUGHS.]
I did it! Does that mean we get to watch my movie? Please, please, please! It's super dope! Fellas, the TV box is stuck in black and white mode.
Wait.
Where's the remote? Somebody must have given it the old 23 skidoo.
A missing controller, eh? Sounds like a case that need cracking.
I knew trouble came in all shapes and sizes, and I spotted it the second it walked through my door.
The kid was in over his head.
He had a face with a smirk and legs for days.
Hey, looks.
I'm an ostrich.
Also, I want you to help me find a remote.
I quit taking cases like these a long time ago.
- But I got nothing else to do.
- Sweet.
Thanks, mama.
RAVEN: First thing, I hit up the usual suspects.
Pounded the pavement.
Hey! I just paved that pavement! What do you want? I didn't see nothing, see.
Hey, dish slinger.
Why don't you sling me some truth? What do you know about missing remotes? [GASPS.]
[STUTTERING.]
I ain't no squealer.
[SQUEALS.]
I was getting so close I could smell it.
[SNIFFS.]
And it smelled like dookie.
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN.]
- Spill it, Red.
- I do not understand what we are doing.
But I believe I saw the remote behind the microwave.
Jackpot! Ha! We did it, kid.
BEAST BOY: We sure did.
Or should I say, "I did"? Now hand over that remote.
Nice and slow like.
My butt's got an itchy trigger.
Why? How could you? I don't knows.
I probably could have just done it myself.
But nothing makes sense in this crazy world.
[EXCLAIMS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GASPS.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[DEEP VOICE.]
Slow your roll, pilgrims.
What? That remote's mine! No way! He stole it from me.
Looks like we got ourselves an old-fashioned standoff.
[OLD WESTERNS MUSIC.]
[KNUCKLES CRACKING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[GUN COCKS.]
Draw! [BOTH EXCLAIM.]
Enough of this.
This squabbling ends now.
As do your lives.
I have come from far-off lands to eat your face like the omelet.
I have trained my whole life for this.
My father will be avenged.
My chi is strong.
My face punches are stronger.
There's something very wrong with my mouth.
I should see a doctor.
[ALL EXCLAIMING.]
[ALL GROANING AND GRUNTING.]
[HISSING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
- Mantis kick! [EXCLAIMS.]
- Whining dog! [ROARS.]
- Crying serpents.
- Ugly bear.
[EXCLAIMS.]
[ALL EXCLAIMING.]
[ALL GASP.]
Yo, this TV has buttons! [ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY.]
Good booyah! Finally! Let's get this movie night started.
But what about the popping of the corn? Beast Boy, this is taking a really long time.
- You set the timer, right? - Yeah, bro.
40 bags, three hours.
I've doubled the maths, yo.
That's not even close to right.
Get down! [ALL SCREAMING.]
[FIRING.]
- Ahh! Hot kernels! - We're pinned down, man! It's a madhouse of buttery brutality out there! [FIRING.]
[ALL EXCLAIM.]
[EXPLOSION.]
I just want to go home to my mama! Oh.
Hey, mama.
[EXPLOSION.]
Toaster in the hole! [ELECTRICITY BUILDING.]
[TOASTER DINGS.]
- I need a mirror.
- Hey! - Ow! - Okay, Titans! We gotta take that hill now! Together, as a team! [ACTION MUSIC.]
If not for us, if not for our children, then for every other bored roommate out there with nothing to do on a Friday night! Titans, go! [ALL EXCLAIMING.]
Starfire! [GRUNTS.]
- Robin! - [GASPS.]
Starfire! - That was very stupid.
- I know.
- We're going to carry on without you.
- It's okay.
[GROANS.]
- Carry on without me.
- I just said that.
[GASPING.]
- Pretty dramatic, right? - Not really! [EXCLAIMS.]
[GRUNTING.]
[BOTH EXCLAIM.]
We're almost there! We're almost there, we're almost there! [STATIC CRACKLES.]
Ahh! Looks like [COUGHING.]
I won't get there in one piece.
[COUGHS.]
Promise me, you'll save a seat on that couch for me.
[SOBS.]
[ACTION MUSIC.]
[PANTING.]
[ALARM BLARING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[ALARM CONTINUES BLARING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[SCREAMS.]
[ALARM STOPS.]
Yeah, I dids it! I saved the day! [LAUGHS.]
[RAPID BEEPING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
Well, Beast Boy, since you saved movie night, we can watch your movie tonight.
Yeah, yeah! You guys are gonna love this! It's a special edition, super director's cut.
Now everyone knows my dance is tight 'Cause it's BB's movie night No frights, no fights, just popcorn bites Everybody watch BB's movie night - # Uh, uh, yeah! # - # Uh, uh, yeah! # Uh, stop.
All of that for this? [ALL GROANING.]
Next week, we're doing board games.
- # Uh, uh.
# - # Uh, uh.
# -# Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh! # -# Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh! #