Teen Titans Go! (2013) s04e12 Episode Script

BBRAE (Part 1)

1 "BBRAE - Part 1" [OPENING THEME PLAYING.]
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS.]
[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS.]
Hey, checks it.
I picked these flowers, and they's for Raven.
[TIGER ROARS.]
Oh! It is the romantical gesture.
And you got those expensive ones, that come with the bees.
[BEES BUZZING.]
Nice.
That's what's up! And I'mma win her heart, once and for all, with some classic gifts of love, yo.
Yeah, I don't think Raven is the type to be won over with flowers.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS.]
Oh yeah? Check it.
- For you, my fair lady-mamma.
- How original.
[GROANS.]
[BEES BUZZING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
My eyes! [ALL SCREAMING.]
Okay.
This cuddly bear is too cute not to work.
[BEAR MEWLS.]
[STAMMERING.]
Is that a real bear cub? Yeah! 'Cause my love for Raven is real.
- Hey Raven, I - No.
Aw, man Oh look, here comes your momma.
[BEAR ROARING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
[GRUNTING, MOANING.]
[ALL SCUFFLING.]
[CHEWING LOUDLY.]
I will now recite a poem for the most loveliest girl in the world.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Vin mortis porcullius, et vorcullion.
Kelvuvu.
- [GASPS.]
Beautiful.
- My dude! I didn't know you write those good poems.
Actually, I just found this one in one of Raven's poetry books.
Since when do you like poetry, Raven? Oh, that wasn't a book of poetry.
It was a book of evil spells.
[MONSTER ROARING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
[GROANS.]
I don't know why she won't accept my gifts of love.
You need to stop with all this played-out garbage, my dude.
- Get real with Raven.
- I did! With that bear cub.
What Cyborg's saying is that flowers, borrowed poetry, and other unoriginal ideas aren't going to work.
You need to do something genuine.
Something that can be for only the you and the her.
Hmm, something special that only she can have? Yeah! Like that song you wrote for Tara.
Oh yeah! I hears you, I hears you.
[DOOR SLAMS.]
This is for you, momma.
[GUITAR STRUMMING.]
# You can't fade away, the way I feel for you # [PUNCHES.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
Please do the excusing of us.
You must never play the female the song of another female! The key is, you need to write a song for her, and her only.
A whole new song? That's so hard, yo! How am I supposed to even come up with the words when my feelings for Raven are so big? Don't worry about it! We'll help you find them words.
[MUSIC.]
Your song needs to tell Raven that you love her more than anything else.
- I do! - Even more than Duh, duh duh! Food? [GASPS.]
I don't know.
I haven't thought about that.
There's only one way to find out.
Do you love Raven more than peaches? [CHEWING.]
I do! Do you love her more than this good plum? [CHEWING.]
Yup.
[APPLE SPLATS.]
Applesauce? [BARKS.]
[LICKS.]
Mmm-hmm.
Bro, I loves Raven more than any fruit-based food.
All right! Now we're getting somewhere.
Get ready, 'cause this one is about to get hard.
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING.]
[BLASTS OFF.]
[CRASHES.]
Aw man, a smoothie and pizza? That is hard! [CHEWING.]
You know what dude? [CHEWING.]
All I wants to do with that food is share it with my [SLURPS.]
Bae! [BURPS.]
Oh my goodness! You are in love.
But just to be sure, here's the real test.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven Seven layer cake! [SCREAMS.]
That's seven layers of flavors, yo! But you knows what? I loves my Rae more.
Are you sure? You better check each layer.
I don't know, dude.
I'm not feeling so good.
[STOMACH GROWLING.]
STOMACH: Don't do it, man! Check that cake, dude! [GROANS, CHEWS.]
Oh, I love her more than that one.
[CHEWS.]
Love her more.
[CHEWS.]
Love Rae [CHEWS.]
Love my bae more [CHEWS.]
My momma wins [CHEWS.]
Raven rules It's all about my baby! [THUDS.]
You really do love her.
[SNIFFS.]
I'm so happy for you.
I really do [VOMITS.]
[VOMITING, SPITTING.]
It is not enough to love friend Raven more than the foodstuffs.
You must also tell her the feelings you feel - when you think the thoughts of her.
- Oh! I gets it.
You mean that I should tell her I feel likes I gots the toots when I see her.
'Cause I'm nervous.
[GRABS.]
Never tell friend Raven of the nervous toots! [FARTS.]
Let us instead focus on the nice things that give you - the nice thoughts of her.
- Hmm.
I don't knows Then we shall experiment with the situations that might remind you of friend Raven.
[GROANS.]
I don't know, I don't get what we're doing here.
How's this gonna help me write a song? It's just a nice warm summer day, and [GASPS.]
I'm thinking of her.
I'm thinking of her! It seems the summertime makes you think of the her.
[CATS MEOWING.]
Yeah, totally thinking of her.
- Wait, no.
- That is probably for the best.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, thinking of her! - The toes in the sand.
- Noted.
- Howdy! - Not thinking about her.
[LAUGHING, THUDDING.]
[LAUGHS.]
Woo, oh, oh! Ah! [THUDS.]
I wish Raven was here! [THUDS, GROANS.]
The carnival ride [THUDS, GROANS.]
I think we have [THUDS, GROANS.]
The good list.
BEAST BOY: Yo, I got some good words for this song, now.
I think she's gonna really like my thoughts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Summertime and peaches are all fine.
But what's a good love song without a little paranoia? - What's paranoia? - So glad you asked! [BEEP.]
First, tell me about your deepest insecurities when it comes to Raven.
Hmm.
Sometimes I thinks about us, and we're walking hand in hand, and all of a sudden, she has to go to the bathroom.
Bathroom? Hmm, hmm, hmm, that's odd.
What could she be doing in there? - I don't know.
- And why has it been so long? That's what I was thinking! [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
- Did she meet somebody new? - Did she? Is she having second thoughts? Maybe she's sneaking out through a window.
Maybe she's going to stay with her sister for a few days - to figure things out! - Oh my gosh! I gotta go in there! You can't! It's the ladies room.
You're just going to have to wait until she comes out, if she ever comes out! [BOTH SCREAMING.]
I'm going cray [GASPS.]
Ooh, that's good.
"I goes cray without my bae.
" - Thanks Robin.
- Glad I could help.
I gots enough ideas and words about things to start writing, yo.
Now I gots to go do that hard work in the lab.
Okay, so I like her more than peaches, plums, apple tarts and seven layer cakes.
I thinks of her when it's summertime, or on carnival rides, and when I put my toes in the sand, and the worst thing that could happen is her going to the bathroom I just need to put that into a melody, yo.
Easy.
[HEAVY METAL MUSIC.]
# It's all about my baby, yeah it's all about bae # And if I don't tell my baby all I do is go cray! No.
Too intense.
[GUITAR STRUMMING, COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS.]
I love you more than applesauce, and peaches and a plum [GROANS.]
Not right.
[DIFFERENT BEATS PLAYING.]
[HUMMING.]
[GASPS.]
Ooh! I likes that melody.
[GRUNTS.]
What are you doing? Get off the table.
I just want you to hear this song I wrote, just for you, and only you.
[POP MUSIC PLAYS.]
# It's all about my baby yeah it's all about bae # And if I don't cross my baby all I do is go cray It's all about my baby, yeah it's all about bae If I don't cross my baby all I do is go cray Summertime, toes in the sand, Carnival rides, baby, hand in hand Sharing pizza and a smoothie too Yum, yum, yum, baby I love you Oh no! You went to the loo! Gone for five seconds, what's a beast to do? I'm feeling alone, can't keep it inside I just might hurl and I don't know why! Doctor, doctor, help me, help me, I just don't know what to do Focus, focus, blurry, blurry, I can't see without my boo Things are swirling, spinning crazy, I can't think without my baby I just might be going crazy! I love you more than applesauce, and peaches and a plum Than chocolate hearts and cherry tarts, and berry bubblegum I love you more than lemonade and seven layer cake Than lollipops, than candy drops, than vanilla shake And I know that you're the one, and I know that we're just fine And I know that you're the one, and I know that we're just fine [SIGHS.]
Beast Boy, you really put a lot of thought into this.
I puts all my thoughts in there for you, Rae.
Only you.
[MUSIC.]
[KISSING SOUNDS.]
[ALARMS RINGING.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
Way to go, my dude! - Oh, I uh - Oh wow - That just happened - I'll take another You know, that song is really catchy.
I wish everyone in the world could hears it, so they know - how much I loves you.
- Well, I know how much you love me.
But if I put it on the Internets, billions of people could be hearing your song! - How cool is that? - Beast Boy, this is perfect.
It's finally perfect! After all this time.
I like that it's just my song.
Why mess with it? 'Cause I'm always fiddling with things.
How about not fiddling with it this time? - I gots to fiddle with it, momma! - Please don't fiddle.
I'm fiddling, fiddling, fiddling, fiddling, fiddling! Fiddle! Fiddling, I'm fiddling! Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
Don't [EVIL VOICE.]
fiddle with it! All right, momma.
[SMOOCHES.]
[WHISPERING.]
I can't stop fiddling, fiddling, fiddling.
Fiddling! [END THEME PLAYING.]