Teen Titans Go! (2013) s05e17 Episode Script

BBRBDAY

1 Go! [TITLE MUSIC.]
T E E N T I T A N S Teen Titans let's go [SCRATCHING.]
T-TEEN, T-TEE-TEEN Teen Titans, go! Yo, yo, yo.
Y'all know what tomorrow is? It's my birthday! [ALL CHEERING.]
Whoo! It is the eve of the BBBDay! My favorite day of the year! - Your birthday is always so much fun.
- That's what's up! And this year, the party's gonna be exclusive, yo! Ain't nobody gets in without an invite.
ALL: Ooh! Here's one for Cyborg, one for Starfire, one for Mama Raven, and That's everyone.
How can it be everyone when I am a someone? - Where's my invitation? - Hmm, this be a delicate situation.
So, I'mma put it real gentle for you y'all.
- You ain't invited, fool! - What? Why not? Do you not remember last year? [ALL CHEERING AND WHOOPING.]
CYBORG: Party all night.
We're gonna party all night.
[LINE TRILLING.]
OPERATOR: JCPD.
What's the emergency? Yes, I'd like to report a noise violation.
[TEEN TITANS CHEERING.]
OFFICER: [ON MEGAPHONE.]
Party's over! It's the cops.
Everyone, scatter.
[TITANS SCREAM.]
And that's why you ain'ts invited.
My parties is for the party animals only, fool.
[DANCE MUSIC.]
Oh, yeah! [CACKLING.]
Come on, I'm a party animal.
No, you're not.
You're a party pooper.
[FARTS.]
Party animals have to poop, too! You have to invite me, Beast Boy! - Or what? - Or, I'll call the cops again! It ain'ts illegal to keep poopers out the party, yo.
They'll see.
I can be a party animal, too.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
[AIR HORN HONKING.]
BEAST BOY: It's my birthday! [ALL CHEERING AND WHOOPING.]
[WHISTLING.]
Good morning, Titans.
Why's you wearing that pin, fool? Because today is my birthday.
- No, it's not.
- Shh.
And I, the original party animal, am having a party.
One for Cyborg, and one for Starfire, and one for Raven, and Nothing for you! Hey, it's the same time as Beastie's party.
Oh, my.
That will make it difficult for you to choose which party to attend.
But choose, you must.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
- CYBORG AND RAVEN: Beast Boy.
- I choose the Beast Boy.
Wait, wait, wait! You can't decide until you hear all of the details of my birthday bash.
It will be hosted here, in the spacious living room.
And where's I supposed to have mine? The kitchen.
[GRUNTS.]
My party will also have not one, but two birthday cakes.
And if that's not enough, I've also invited a special guest.
Hey there, gang.
- Bob Uecker! - Who's Bob Uecker? "Who's Bob Uecker?" "Who's Bob Uecker?!" He's the former professional baseball player who played six seasons in the majors before going on to have a successful career as a sportscaster, and actor, starring in many iconic film and TV roles including Harry Doyle in Major League and George Owens on Mr.
Belvedere.
Oh, that Bob Uecker.
I've paid him to be at my party for several hours.
The contract's for 75 minutes.
Bob, I have a very important question to ask you about Mr.
Belvedere question.
No, Kevin did not grow up to be Marilyn Manson.
You're thinking of that nerd from Wonder Years.
Oh, yeah, uh-huh.
That all sounds real nice.
[EXCLAIMS.]
But at my party, I's gonna have pony rides! [ALL CHEERING.]
The best thing ever! That thing you got is big as a horse! - You can'ts ride a Bob Uecker.
- Oh, can't I? Come on, Mr.
Baseball! [BOTH GRUNT.]
[WHISTLES AND GRUNTS.]
[GASPS.]
Is you gonna let him do you like that, - Bob Uecker? - It's in the contract.
Now, Titans, you must choose which party you will attend.
Robin's Birthday Bash! [MIMICS HORSE NEIGHING.]
[ROBIN MIMICS FANFARE.]
Or Beast Boy's lame pony party.
[ROBIN PLAYS TRUMPET OFF-KEY.]
I'm real tempted on account of the Uecker situation, but Beastie is my best friend.
The promise of the twin cakes cannot be true.
So, I will join the BB for the BDay.
You know me.
Can't pass up a pony ride.
That's what's up! Told you you ain't no party animal.
You's just party poop.
[GASPS.]
Let's do it, yo! [ALL CHEERING AND WHOOPING.]
Tough break, buddy.
I'm so tired of people thinking I'm a stick in the mud.
You know, since it's your birthday, how about I take you out for some frozen custard? It's not really my birthday, Bob.
[WHISPERS.]
I'm doing this out of spite.
[DANCE MUSIC.]
Oh, snap.
This party is off the tank! [DANCE MUSIC.]
[GROWLS.]
[ROBIN LAUGHING IN DISTANCE.]
ROBIN: He actually sat on him? [SOFT MUSIC ON RECORD.]
Oh, Bob.
You've got the best stories.
- I didn't say anything.
- Just go along with it.
- Tell me more about Mr.
Belvedere.
- Whaaat? Ah, Bob Uecker's telling Belvedere stories.
[ALL CHANTING.]
Party! Party! Party! Cyborg! You decided you wanted to party with the true party animal.
No.
I'm here for Bob.
Yo, Bob.
You remember that time Wesley wouldn't eat his Brussels sprouts, so Mr.
Belvedere tried to teach him a lesson by serving him nothing but Brussels sprouts every meal, and then he got all sick because he didn't eat anything? [LAUGHING.]
Mr.
Belvedere really had it out for Wesley, huh? I get it, man.
That kid was the worst.
Can we talk baseball instead? I bet Wesley ate his greens after that one.
[LAUGHS EVILLY.]
[HOWLING.]
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
Nature calls.
Ooh, yeah, sorry.
The bathroom's reserved for my party guests only.
Ugh, come on! I really gotta go.
Well, you can either join my party and enjoy the luxurious bathroom amenities, or you can pee in the kitchen sink.
[GROWLING.]
Ugh, fine.
I'll come to your stupid party.
Just open the door! [DEVICE BEEPS.]
Yes! Now, to lure Starfire over with a scheme so complex, her mind won't be able to resist.
I've got two cakes! Two cakes! - Two cakes.
- Oh The truth is before me.
The twin cakes as were foretold.
- Who wants the first two slices? - Stop me! [OBJECTS CLATTERING.]
[MUNCHING.]
Hey! What's you all doing up in heres? - I'm here for Mr.
Baseball.
- [MUFFLED.]
I wanted the cakes.
- I had to go to the bathroom! - Well, well, well.
Looks like everyone came to my party after all.
I guess I'm the real party animal.
[HOWLING.]
Bro, you's just proving you's a pooper - by pooping on my party.
- Aw.
Mad you weren't fun enough to get invited to my bash? Nah, I ain't mad, bruh.
'Cause it's time for the real party animal to throw down.
[GASPS.]
That's right! Pony ride! [ROBIN SCREAMS.]
Ooh, so majestic.
He's like a horse! But smaller! I've gotta get in on that! - TITANS: [CHANTING.]
Party, party - Wait! And that is all she rode.
This party is over.
Am I done here? [STAMMERING.]
It's not over, Bob! Come on! If a party animal is what they want, then that's what they'll get! [GROWLS.]
Hey, before we do this, know the frozen custard offer still stands.
Just throw the switch, Bob! [MUSIC.]
[ELECTRICAL BUZZING.]
[ANIMALS GROWLING.]
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS.]
[ALL CHANTING.]
Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! [ELEVATOR DINGS.]
[EXPLOSION.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
Hey, yo, yo, yo.
The party has arrived! [WHOOPING.]
[GROWLING.]
[ALL SCREAM.]
Bob, what happened? He spliced his DNA with animal DNA in an effort to become the ultimate party animal.
- Now the more he parties - You didn't let me finish my question.
What happened to that kid who played Wesley? What's he up to nowadays? [BOB GRUNTS.]
Bob! [BOB SCREAMING.]
[GROWLING.]
ROBIN: I need more party! Bro, why's you doing this? More partying! [WHOOPING.]
[GLASS SHATTERS.]
[GRUNTING.]
[GROWLING.]
ROBIN: Party! [EXPLOSION.]
Party! [RUMBLING.]
Party! [CAR ALARM BLARING.]
Party! Party! Party! [ROARING.]
[GROWLING.]
[GROWLING.]
Party! [THUDDING.]
If we don't stop him, his hard partying ways are gonna destroy the city.
Party! Party! [ALL SCREAM.]
His party powers are the too strong! - How do we stop him? - As a true party animal, I ain'ts never wanted to do this, but this is desperate times.
[BEEPS.]
[LINE TRILLING.]
OPERATOR: JCPD.
What's the emergency? - Yo, I gots to report a noise violation.
- A what? [SIRENS BLARING.]
[MUSIC.]
[BRAKES SQUEALING.]
[GROWLING.]
Yo, yo, fireball! What's your problem, broses? OFFICER: [ON MEGAPHONE.]
Party's over.
I'm just trying to have a good time! [SCREAMS.]
Whoa! [CONTINUES SCREAMING.]
[GROANING.]
[ANIMALS GROWLING.]
Sorry I ruined your party again, Beast Boy.
I just really wanted to prove I could be fun.
It's cool, bruh.
From now on, I'll invite you to all my parties.
Thanks, Beast Boy.
Hey, what happened to Bob Uecker? [THUD.]
[BOB GRUNTS.]
BOB: I'm gone!