Teen Titans Go! (2013) s05e39 Episode Script

Communicate Openly

1 Go [title music.]
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S Teen Titans, let's go Teen Titans, go - [elevator dings.]
- [all cheering.]
Welcome home, roomie.
[gasps.]
Ooh! I can't believe I get to live here! Wow! Look at this cactus with a face! So cute! Oh! Look at this little Darkseid plushie.
Adorable! Ooh! This place is the best! You guys have been together so long [chuckles nervously.]
- I just hope I fit in.
- Oh, you will fit in.
You are an official Teen Titan now.
Nothing can ever break that bond! [ominously.]
Ever.
[breathing heavily.]
Uh Cool? Yo, I gots you a real special welcomes gift.
A bath towel.
Classy.
And it's personally embroidered with her initials? [whistles.]
Oh, thank you, Beast Boy! [chuckles.]
They're so [sniffing.]
[gagging.]
Gross! Ugh! They smell like butt.
- They smell like butt! - [Robin.]
Wait.
- Are those your bath towels? - The Beast, the Boy.
- Shameful.
- That's a bad gift, bro.
No, it ain'ts.
That towel's in great conditions.
I's never even washed it.
[shuddering in horror.]
I hope we're not making a bad first impression.
I'm always telling everyone [yelling.]
Make a good first impression! But, does anyone ever listen to me? No, of course not.
Why would they? I'm only the leader! [breathing heavily.]
[shivering.]
I believe you will very much enjoy it here.
- Group hug! - [Bumblebee groans.]
[laughs nervously.]
[groans.]
Yay! [bones cracking.]
Thanks, guys.
[chuckles.]
I know I'm gonna love it here.
And I promise, I'll be super easy to get along with.
Phew! Good.
Because the Tower could not take another monster roommate.
Bad experience with an old roommate? - No.
- Then, who was the monster roommate? Us.
[ominous music.]
[chuckles nervously.]
Well, as long as we communicate openly and honestly, we gonna get along fine.
- Open and honest communication.
- Yeah, that won't work on us.
[chuckles awkwardly.]
So, where's my room? - I'm sorry, what? - My room.
Is she starting with the demands already? Ho-ho, the wow.
Didn't she say she wasn't going to be a monster roommate? Uh, I kinda need a place to sleep.
Well, if youse gonna insist on some sort of living situations, then there is one room we ain'ts using.
[gasp.]
Of the course! That is the perfect place.
You are going to love it.
Here it is.
Home sweet home.
[ominous music.]
- [bubbling.]
- [hissing.]
[alarm blaring.]
- Is that a nuclear reactor? - It sure is.
Is it not the warm and the cozy? You don't think it's dangerous in here? - Girl, that's crazy talk.
- No, why would it be? - [laughs.]
Oh, no! - [laughs.]
Dangerous? Please.
So you're sure it's perfectly safe? Do not touch the reactor! Maybe there's another room I could have? What? Oh, this isn't good enough for you? Wow.
And I thought we were the monster roommates.
No, really, I'm not high maintenance.
I could sleep in the pantry.
Sure, but I pee-pees in there.
- What about the broom closet? - I pees in there, too.
- The bathtub? - You guessed it.
I pee-pees in there.
I pees there, too.
I pee-pees on that.
I pees on that, too.
And that.
I pee in there.
And there, too.
This will be fine, then.
Great! We'll let you get settled in.
And if there's anything you need, please don't hesitate to keep it to yourself.
- [all.]
Good night.
- Good night.
[sighs wearily.]
- [hissing.]
- [alarm ringing.]
So? How did you sleep? - Terrible.
- Yeah, it's a super comfy room.
Hey, we're going to watch some TV.
Wanna join us? Quality time with my new roomies.
Let's do it.
- [yells.]
That is where I do the sitting! - My bad.
- Mm, I like to float above that spot.
- Sorry.
Reserved for the leader of the Teen Titans.
- Of course.
- Nope.
Hey, hey, hey! Can't you see thems is my booty grooves? All nice and warms like.
I'll just sit over there on the floor.
Cool.
But I pees there.
- Smell that? - [sniffing.]
I peed there, too.
Uh-huh.
That's my sit.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
Peed there, too.
- You guessed it.
I pees there.
- I'll stand.
Hey, down in front, the show's about to start! - Move it, Bumbles.
- "Bumbles"! Ha! I love it.
You gots a new nickname.
Bumbles! [all.]
Bumbles! Please don't call me Bumbles.
[all.]
Bumbles! Bumbles! Bumbles! Bumbles! [growling.]
[screeching.]
Ooh! Bumbles has quite a temper.
Sorry.
That's not like me.
I'm just feeling a little off.
I better finish unpacking.
- [TV playing.]
- [all laughing.]
[announcer reading.]
[retching.]
[laughing.]
[announcer reading.]
[elevator dings.]
[laughing.]
[blows raspberry.]
[announcer reading.]
[announcer reading.]
[announcer reading.]
[laughing.]
[announcer.]
Monster Roommates! - [thundering.]
- [all gasp.]
[screeching.]
- Oh, my goodness gracious.
- [gasps.]
Did she get [all.]
Pizza! [chomping.]
- [burps.]
- Ooh! Mmm.
[screeches.]
[breathing heavily.]
Oh, what? You're mad that we didn't save any slices for you? Well, hopefully next time Bumbles will be more thoughtful and buy enough for everyone.
[growling.]
[roaring.]
Don't tell me she's mad again.
Definitely seems like she's got a bad attitude.
And she's leaving this nasty slime everywhere.
So rude! I believe I know the cause of her hostile behavior.
It is because of our behavior.
We have not made her feel the welcome here.
Yeah, but we warned her we were terrible roommates.
Yes, but it is difficult to enter the new living arrangement.
Starfire's right.
We didn't make things easy on her.
I'd be leaving slime trails, too, if I had to deal with us.
Us being monster roommates must have made her one, too.
I think we owe her an apology.
[alarm ringing.]
Bumblebee? [music.]
Where'd she go? [Bumblebee gibbering.]
There she is! [roaring.]
Oh, she looks mad.
[all scream.]
Friend Bumblebee, it was you who told us that the key to a healthy relationship is the open communication.
What Star's trying to say is, we're sorry.
Aah! We knows we's been bad roomies.
But don't let that turn you into a monster, too.
[roaring.]
All right.
This is some good open communication.
- What'd she say? - She's obviously mad that she has to sleep in this cramped, ugly room.
Thats be a valid complaint.
Bumblebee, it was a mistake to put you in this room.
We are going to start making it up to you right now by making your living space more comfortable.
Perhaps this lamp would look the nice next to these hideous stains.
And this plant will really accent these disgusting green slime puddles.
This brick wall molding will really give it that rustic feel.
And a nice bowl of potpourri should really take the edge off that nasty stench.
And finally, this rug will help tie the whole mess together.
[roaring.]
[exclaims.]
She doesn't like any of our design choices! [screams.]
We can'ts get a good open concept flow going.
[Robin.]
It's the reactor.
- It's taking up too much space! - Leave it to me.
Adios, nuclear reactor.
[muffled explosion.]
[high pitch ringing.]
Well, Bumblebee, we wanted to start things off fresh.
And that's why we got a new couch.
We can all sit upon the this one.
[roaring.]
You can say that again.
[all laugh.]
[croaking.]