Teen Titans Go! (2013) s05e40 Episode Script

Royal Jelly

1 [bird crowing] [cat meowing] [mouse squeaking] [elephant trumpeting] [lion roaring] Go! [title theme] T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S Teen Titans, let's go [vocalizing] Teen Titans, go Why are you all looking at me? Oh, you knows why.
We are waiting for you to make some honey.
W-Why do you think I can make honey? Your name is the Bumblebee, correct? - Yeah.
- So makes us some honey, mama.
Would you knuckleheads stop bothering her? She's not gonna just make honey right in front of you.
- It's private.
- I am not an actual bee.
I just have bee-related powers! Including the power to make honey, right? Emergency training session, now! - Titans, go! - Please do not the interrupt.
We are attempting to convince friend Bumblebee to make us the honey.
[grunts] [screaming] [all chanting] We want honey! We want honey! Titans, I am your leader.
That means you have to do what I say.
[laughs] No, we don't.
We aren't automatons that blindly follow orders, Robin.
- For the last time, Titans, go! - Ain't you heard Raven? We ain't automotions.
Now, get's [screaming] Mm-mm.
You all have no respect for that boy.
Yes, that is the correct.
Maybe I can help him be a better team leader.
Trust me, helping Robin is never a good idea.
Good thing I am not as cynical as you guys.
Your funeral.
Just one thing before you go.
[all chanting] We want honey! We want honey! - We want honey! We want honey! - Ugh.
- This is sad.
- Yes, it is.
Are you here to ignore my orders, too? I am here to help you with your leadership problem.
[sighs] - They're never going to listen to me.
- Of course, they will.
You just need to start acting like a bee.
Ugh, bees are nothing but tiny, vicious insectoid monsters.
- No offense.
- I think I see why no one helps you.
[sighs] Fine.
Tell me about your dumb bees.
[Bumblebee] The first thing you should know is that bees are model citizens.
A perfect society where everyone does exactly what they need to do, - all the time, without question.
- So orderly.
How do they communicate without yelling at each other? Like this.
[Robin] They're just dancing.
[Bumblebee sighs] That's how bees talk.
I'll translate for you.
Hey, I got some, like, really good nectar.
Barf that into my mouth.
[retching] I'll go barf this into the honeycomb now.
[retching] I wish we didn't have to, you know, barf so much.
Whoa! All that through dance.
That's not all.
Bees also communicate by using pheromones.
This is the alarm smell.
[farts] [sniffs] - Smells like bananas.
- To you, but to a bee this smell says "Get out of here, man! We are all gonna die!" Huh.
[Robin] What about these bums? Don't worry.
The Queen Bee's got this.
[fanfare playing] [all retching] Impressive.
How did she get to be a queen? It starts with this.
[reading] This is all a Queen Bee eats from the first day she's born.
This jelly actually changes a normal bee larva so she grows into a queen.
I see.
So I just need to eat royal jelly until I turn into a queen bee - and then the Titans will listen to me.
- No! Royal jelly is for bees only.
Beside, being a queen is more than just eating jelly.
First and foremost, you have to bee positive.
[music] Bee confident.
Bee a leader.
- Use a lot of puns? - It's just a bee thing.
Are you ready to learn? Then be a bee, boy.
[narrator] Dance like a bee.
To begin your training, I want you to command these bees in the only language they understand.
[grunting] That's right.
Let your body do the talking.
Yeah! [grunts] Boom cat! Come on.
They want to hear what your hips have to say.
[Robin] Boom cat! Say it, hips.
Say it, hips.
What are the hips saying? What are the hips saying? What? Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! I don't think they like what your hips are saying.
[narrator] Express yourself with your pheromones.
Next, we are gonna use your pheromones.
I think I am covered in that department.
[sniffs] Hmm.
[sniffs] All I smell is body spray.
That's for the ladies.
[fake gagging] Just use your pheromones on those bees.
Hey, bees.
- Ow! - You got to smell harder than that if you want them to listen.
[grunts] Bigger smells.
Bigger smells.
Come on, you can smell worse than that.
If these bees won't listen to you, the Titans won't either.
- Can't I just eat some royal jelly? - [slap] No! [sighs] Forget it.
You don't have what it takes to be a queen bee.
Wow, that really "stings.
" [gasps] - Was that a bee pun? - You better bee-lieve it.
Whoo, I think you're ready! All right, guys.
Listen up.
Your days of slacking are over.
'Cause there's a new queen bee in the house.
[dance music] Why are you dancing? To tell you about our emergency training session.
- Then why do you not say the that? - Read my hips.
Because the lips, they lie.
[shudders] Come on, guys.
This is our leader here.
Bumblebee, you're not helping him, are you? - Just a little bit? - Big mistake, fool.
- Not gonna work.
[all clamoring] - [Cyborg] I tried to tell her earlier in the story.
Oh, give them some of those good pheromones.
[gags] What is that smell? That smell is telling you to wash the dishes.
Only's if you wash them armpits first.
[sighs] It's hopeless.
I'll never be a queen bee.
[whirring] [sad music] [screams, grunts] [groans] [groans] Stupid bee dance.
Didn't even work.
Smelly old pheromones.
Ah, look at her, the Queen Bee.
So regal, so respected, sipping on her royal jelly.
[groans] Why not me? Ahh! Why not me? [laughs] [all] Ow! This is the best honey I've ever had.
Ow! What is going on in here? Just hangsin' out and eating some of that good honey.
- Ow! - It is quite the delicious.
How did you all get so much honey? - Robin made it for us.
- Yeah, he is right over there.
He's got honey for days.
[tense music] [retching] Robin? [in British accent] Call me "Your Majesty.
" You ate the royal jelly, didn't you? [laughs] Oh, indeed, I did.
The only way to get them to listen to me was to become the queen bee.
- No one disobeys the queen.
- Give me back that royal jelly.
Royal jelly is for bees only.
How dare you defy the Queen! Titans, attack! - Yeah, why don't you do it? - No thanks.
I am good.
We are the too busy slurping of the honey.
Oh, we shall see about that.
Bee-hold! [dance music] [farts] [all gasping] [music] [all] All hail the Queen.
Ooh, that's more like it.
My children, attack! There is only one thing that can defeat a queen bee.
Another queen.
- This means war! - Bring it on, Your Highness.
[both yelling] [yelping] Long live the Queen! - [Beast Boy] I knew it.
- [Cyborg] Aw, yeah.
[Starfire] She is the bee.
[Robin] Well, Titans.
I learned something valuable today.
You can't treat people like they're bees.
I learned to never help you with anything, because you are a crazy person.
And we's learned that you really was a bee all along.
Now we can have all the honey we want.
Yes, my loyal subjects.
Your queen provides.
[retching] - [all savoring] - [Beast Boy] Ah, so good.