Teen Titans Go! (2013) s05e42 Episode Script

Had to Be There

1 [animal sounds.]
Go! [title music.]
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S Teen Titans, let's go [vocalizing.]
Teen Titans, go [music.]
[Cyborg.]
Waffles.
- Waffles.
- It's a little late for breakfast.
[whispering.]
Waffles.
Waffles, waffles, waffles [music.]
Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles - Waffles, waffles, waffles - [groaning.]
- Waffles, waffles - [beeping.]
[explosion.]
Please don't start that again.
- What are they starting? - Waffles, ah! That.
That's what they're starting.
Um, I don't get it.
It is the memory of friends, Beast Boy and Cyborg's past comic low-jinks.
So this is supposed to be funny? Ugh, maybe.
You had to be there.
- Waffles.
- Waffles.
Waffles.
Cool! [smirks.]
Cool! Titans, it seems we've forgotten we have a new member who's probably feeling left out right now.
Oh, we are the sorry.
It's not your fault.
It's just hard to be part of the group with so much history.
Then, in an effort to prevent you from feeling left out, moving forward, let us never again talk about anything that ever happened before she arrived.
Aah! - What?! - We can't remember old times? Never again.
- That seems extreme.
- Extreme is Robin's way.
In fact this reminds me of the time Uh-uh! If it happened before she got here, it is not a suitable anecdote.
I am serious! [laughs.]
Serious? You guys remember that? It is time [smirks.]
I don't get it.
You also had to be there.
Ah! We've made Bumblebee feel slightly awkward again.
This reminiscing of precious memories has to stop! What about a song? Does a song count? - It depends on the song.
- The greatest song ever written.
[all singing.]
Um Best to avoid it.
- It's too epic.
- How can a song be too epic? - Had - To be there.
Well, I wasn't.
Ah-ha! Why don't we put her into our old memories? - Because you can't.
- Oh, this is a wonderful idea.
No, it's not.
You don't have a time machine.
Oh, yes, we do.
Remembers that time with George Washington? - No.
- Well, we're going to fix that.
We're going to take you back in time so you can be part of all our favorite memories together.
- One time machine, coming up.
- [beeps.]
Wait! Your memories are your most precious things.
Do you really wanna mess with them so I don't feel slightly out of place? Your social comfort is more important to us than a few wonderful memories.
Now, let us take the stroll down the memory road.
Waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles [music.]
[beeping, steam hissing.]
- Waffles? - Hey, you're us! Great detective work.
Now get lost! We'll take over from here.
Hey, you can't boss us around! Now matter how handsome you are.
[music.]
Waffles? I'm from the future, which means I'm older, which means I have seniority, which means, get lost baby hands.
I can't argue with that.
- Waffles.
- Waffles.
Waffles, waffles.
Okay, we've wiped out the old memory.
Now let's make a new one.
This time with Bumblebee.
- This is so exciting! - We get to relive one of the most annoying moments of our lives.
Yay! Hit it! [Indian classical music.]
Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Oh, I can feel my neurons formulating the new memory with the Bumblebee.
Waffles, waffles, waffles Pancake! Waffles? - Pancake! - Waffles, waffles, waffles! - Waffles! - [yells.]
Pancake! [music.]
[both repeating.]
Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Waffles! Pancake.
Pancake.
Pancake! Waffles! Waffles! What - What is going on? - You's got to say waffles, fool! I thought it'd be funny if I changed it up.
Pancake.
[choking.]
Look what you did to Beastie! Look what you did to him! [choking.]
[alarm blaring.]
Look at him! Open your eyes! Open your eyes! Fine.
I'll say waffles.
No.
Ugh, it's too late.
You's ruined waffles and the whole memory.
I told you this was a mistake.
We shouldn't be messing with your memories.
Yeah, it wasn't a great memory anyway.
We've got plenty more.
I hope this next one goes better.
It will.
Because it's time to get serious.
There is good and there is evil.
- The line between them is clear.
- I work alone.
You'll only slow me down.
I'm saying the one-liners like a real hero.
I've been so conflicted and unhappy all this time.
And I'd never even knew it.
Oh, great.
Our future selves again.
You know the drill.
Out! Now let us relive the moment with the inclusion of our newest member.
- Awesome! - Let's get It is time To get really Really really serious - Wait.
How do I do that face? - Just scrunch it real hard.
And say something serious like, - welcome to my world, punk! - Got it.
[grunting.]
Welcome to my world, punk! Yeah.
That's not the look you should be going for.
Oh, let me try again.
[grunting.]
Life feels meaningless.
Come on! Are you even trying to look serious? Scrunch harder! [grunting.]
[all gasp.]
Forget it.
This is not working.
Well, there goes another memory.
- I'm sorry.
- Now that the memory is the gone I cannot even remember what it once was.
- It's just blank.
- Uh, my brain feels lighter actually.
Blah, blah, blah, blah Blah, blah, blah, blah - Feel it.
- Bleh! - Everyone, back in the time machine! - No! I don't wanna ruin - any more of your memories.
- I know one memory that's so amazing nothing could ruin it.
Are you talking about the song? The greatest song ever written.
The night Begins Tonight! The night shines! [chuckles nervously.]
Woo! [rock music.]
Why don't we look like this all the time? Because it's too rad, Robin.
Too rad.
Beat it! [all groaning.]
Okay, Bumblebee.
All you need to do in this memory is be rad.
- You got it! - Cyborg, hit it.
The night begins to shine! [music.]
[engine revving.]
We're doing it! We're creating a new memory.
I'll remember this forever! Aah! - Keep still.
- I'm trying.
[screams.]
I can't control this thing.
[both scream.]
[explosion.]
I told you this was a bad idea or as you might say "Waffles, waffles, waffles.
" Huh, isn't it a little late for breakfast? Why is he talking to me? Uh, because you're friends.
Friends with these goons? Yeah, right.
Oh, no! Ruining your memories has ruined your friendship.
[sighs.]
I told you this whole thing was a bad idea.
Hey, remember when we were like, "waffles".
- And she says "pancake".
- You still have your memories.
And now I'm a part of them.
I mean, how would you get waffles wrong? It's just waffles.
[all laughing.]
Ha-ha.
You don't need to rub it in.
Oh, and do you remember the time when she tried to make the serious face? [chuckles.]
[all laughing.]
Yeah, great memory.
Remember, when she could not figure out how to ride that bike? [all laughing.]
the bike like all wobbling around.
[laughing.]
Hey you guys remember we were back in time and Bumblebee ruined all our favorite memories.
[all laughing.]
- That's not funny.
- Uh, you had to be there.