Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) s02e11 Episode Script

All right ! Way to go ! The space turtle that ate Tokyo.
Now, that's my kind of flick.
Yeah.
They sure don't make love stories the way they used to.
Hey, speaking of love stories, Michelangelo, tells us all about the romance you had with that neutrino chick, Kala.
Who, us ? Oh, we were just good friends.
Sure you were.
Like Romeo and Juliet.
No, honest, dudes.
I never even think of her at all.
Well, hardly ever.
So, like, what's the plan, man ? Let's keep on cruising and grooving, Kala.
Hey, dig that scene.
The Technodrome.
All reet ! Let's buzz them.
Let's not and say we did.
That place is bad news.
Zack, don't be chicken.
It'll be a blast.
Hey, there's an open cargo bay up ahead.
Solid, Zack.
Let's check it out.
I don't know about this.
Remember what happened to us last time ? Sure, it sent us to earth.
And I met Michelangelo.
I still don't think this is such a cool idea.
Let's see what's up.
Calling Shredder.
Krang calling Shredder.
What's happening ? Looks like we tapped into the interdimensional transmission.
I am here, Krang.
The mento-neutralizer is ready.
I will open the portal in 60 seconds.
You're certain this will work ? Trust me.
Now remember, the device will only operate on a precise frequency of 10 trillion megahertz.
Oh, wow ! That's the same frequency that transdimensional hypersignal in our car works on.
Jeepers creepers ! What a weird coincidence.
Well ? I'm opening the portal.
Excellent ! Once inside the mento-neutralizer, Those turtles will become mindless zombies.
Nothing personal.
Sounds like trouble in turtletown.
Once we bring them back through the portal, we'll put them on exhibit here like the mutant freaks they are.
This is seriously uncool ! We must warn our friends the turtles ! Hey, dig this ! If our hypersignal works on the same frequency, We can use it to cancel out that gizmo's waves.
All reet ! Let's beat feet ! Something tells me we've worn out our welcome.
Intruders in the technodrome ? It's those accursed neutrinos ! Let's blow this place and head for earth.
Activate the hypersignal.
Shredder, the neutrinos have just opened their own portal to earth.
Stop them before they join the turtles.
Will do.
So, those teenagers are able to open portals, are they ? That could prove most useful to me.
It's no use, guys ! Looking for the turtles in this city is like trying to find a quark in an asteroid field.
Zack's right.
Maybe we can make the turtles find us.
How do we do that ? That's how ! If we can get on the news, the turtles are sure to see us.
Solid ! Let's do it ! Don't just stand there, somebody get a videocam on that thing.
You, too, Vernon ! We need all the coverage we can get ! April, where do you think you're going ? This is the story of the year.
Don't you think you should be covering it ? As soon as I powder my nose, Bern.
I must look good for my public, you know.
What is it, April ? The neutrinos ! They're buzzing the building.
The neutrinos are back ? I thought we'd seen the last of those crazy mixed-up kids.
I guess Kala just couldn't stay away.
Let's go.
We'll take the turtle blimp.
What you doing, boss ? Checking for news reports, fool.
If the media has gotten wind of those neutrinos We interrupt this program for a special bulletin.
A strange craft has been sighted over the city.
They're at the channel 6 building.
Come on ! Look ! There's the starmobile.
How do I look ? The same as always.
Oh, I was afraid of that.
Hi, guys ! What's cooking ? Your goose ! If Shredder gets his claws on you.
Shredder ? What's he up to now ? The cat's got a brand-new weapon.
It's called a Shredder's got the neutrinos ! What's going on, Donatello ? We're losing them ! Too many thermal updrafts.
I can't control the glider.
Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into.
But on the bright side it wouldn't make a bad pizza sauce.
What do we do now ? Shredder's got the neutrinos.
And mostly, they got Kala ! We'll find them, Michelangelo.
Somehow, some way, we'll find them.
Hey, loosen up, man.
You're wearing a hole in the floor.
Raphael is right, Michelangelo.
One must be like the willow that bends with the storm.
Oh, yeah, I could dig where you're coming from.
You got to be Zen.
Well, so much for relaxing with Zen.
Take a look at this ! It'll let us zip through the sewers.
And it cost practically nothing to build.
That's why I called it "the cheapskate.
" And this gadget will let us track the neutrinos by their extradimensional auras.
Like, what are we waiting for ? Let's haul shell ! Good luck, turtles.
Look who's awake ! Hey, what's happening, cats ? You'll find out when Shredder gets here.
I am here, you cretin ! I want the device you used to open the portal to Dimension X, and I want it now ! Tough tamales, can head.
We don't have it.
Do not play games with me, brat ! It's true, daddy-o ! The transdimensional hypersignal is built into our starmobile.
Did you hear that ? I command you to find that car ! Right, boss.
Right, boss.
It's so hard to find decent help nowadays.
Cowabunga ! Any sign of them, Donatello ? I'm picking up a strong signal dead ahead.
All right ! Man, this cheapskate is totally awesome ! Next time, you bring up the rear.
Well, where is that car ? Too late, boss.
The city had it towed away.
Towed away ? What else can go wrong ? It's the turtles ! This guy's sharp as a bowling ball, isn't he ? Surrender, Shredder, Or face the consequences of your actions.
Don't you just love it when he talks like that ? Fools ! In a matter of moments, you will be mindless slaves.
Take them ! Bad scene ! We've gotta do something to help those amphibs.
I got just the thing.
What ? Hey, dask, that's some great gadget.
Yeah ! I picked it up at a venusian garage sale.
Hop aboard, Kala.
I mean, dudes.
Solid notion.
Hang on.
Cowabunga ! Oh, gee, that sure was fun.
Can we go again, boss ? So, like, how are We gonna scope out Their wheels ? Simple.
I'll readjust The tracking module To pick up The starmobile's Emissions.
Ok, the coast is clear.
There it is.
Do you think you morons Can get it now ? No ! It can't be ! Stop them ! Boy, i hope We got enough fuel.
No problem.
We filled up Just outside andromeda.
They got away, boss.
Oh, it's not fair ! It's just not fair ! Isn't it a blast ? Our hypersignal Can zap out krang's Mento-neutralizer.
How does This hypersignal Of yours work ? Nothing to it.
You just flip This chrome-plated Switch and That's weird.
Nothing happened.
Serves you right For buying These cheap Outerdimensional imports.
No wonder it won't work.
The crylithium crystal Power source is broken.
It must've happened During the crash.
We can't open The portal without it ! And the crystals Only exist In dimension x ! No problemo, dudes ! We'll build one.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
All we need Is a neighborhood Particle accelerator To crack the crystals.
Hey, i only Think of the ideas.
It's your job To carry them out.
Hold on ! I know where there's A particle accelerator.
Well, what are We waiting for ? Let's get cracking ! Man, even The swat team's afraid To visit this part of town.
Trust me.
Come on.
Awesome ! Man, what A far out place ! You were right, guys ! Dig that crazy cyclotron ! How groovy that you knew about this sewer line, Michelangelo.
Oh, for sure.
Groovy like a movie.
Are you sure this Is going to work ? Positive.
All we have to do Is bombard the crystal With betron rays And it'll be good as new.
Of course, If anything goes wrong, We'll all be radiated To a crisp.
Oh, swell.
I've wanted Work on my tan.
Keep your fingers crossed.
Uh-oh.
It's heating up Too rapidly.
I--i can't control it ! It's going to blow ! It's about to explode ! Oh, brother ! This is worse Than being grounded For an entire light year ! Any ideas ? Yeah.
I say We blow this joint Before this joint Blows us ! Krang ! What do you want ? To help you Find the turtles And the neutrinos Since you seem Incapable of Doing so yourself.
You know where They are ? My instruments Have just registered A huge power surge So strong that it penetrated The dimensional barrier.
Tell me ! Where is it ? Beneath A street-covered area In the northeast sector Of the city.
Come with me.
I think I'm getting it Under control.
All reet ! Donatello, you sure Have a flair for The dramatic.
Hey, look ! The gizmo's Charged up again.
Now all we have To do is get it back To the starmobile.
I'd follow you Anywhere.
We found them ! It's the neutrinos' Starmobile ! Why would anybody build A fancy cyclo-whatever-- In a dump like this ? Because If it ever blows up, No one would care What happens to The neighborhood.
Now come along ! Halt ! Identify yourself.
Certainly.
Identify us, bebop.
Ok, got it ! Then, let's Get out of here ! Hey, boss, how come You know so much About this place ? I bet you Krang told him.
Quiet, mutant ! Open that door now ! Man ! What was that ? I don't know, But that's one Crazy doorbell.
The turtles ! They're in trouble ! At last ! Now i can open a portal To dimension x on my own.
With the turtles As my captives, I'll show What do you want us to do With these clowns, boss ? Leave them.
The vermin that live here Will finish them off.
Can't you slow down A little, boss ? I can't stand A backseat driver ! I feel like We were run over by A star destroyer ! The turtles ! They're gone ! Split city ! Shredder Must've got them.
Man, what a drag ! Climb in, neutrinos.
This is not a friendly Neighborhood.
Now she tells us ! Who are you ? A friend Of the turtles.
Where are they ? Tin skin's got them.
Shredder ? I might have known.
How'd you find us anyway ? Simple.
I followed The turtlecom signal.
We've got to find The turtles Before that creep uses His mento-neutralizer on them.
Jeepers, what was that ? This whole area's Run by a gang called The cyber-punks, And they don't take Kindly to strangers.
Hang on ! We'll try To outrun them.
W-where are we ? Close to the end Of your miserable Mutant existence ! Would you like To see what i have In store for you ? Rock-steady, bebop, now ! What's that thing ? I'm hoping it's A piece of modern art, But somehow i doubt it.
Put them in The mento-neutralizer.
Pimento naturalizer ? Sounds like something You put on a pizza.
Oh, we should Only be so lucky.
While your brains Are being drained, I will activate the portal.
Did he say Brain drain ? Oh, bummer.
Don't sweat it, Michelangelo.
You don't have That much to lose.
I think We're losing them.
An overturned Earth vehicle ! This is cyber-punk turf, And you're on it ! Well, we just came For a few pictures.
Watch the birdie.
Quick ! Run for it ! Why are you Doing that ? Hey, it worked For the turtles.
Hey ! Where'd they go ? What in blazes ? What's wrong, boss ? Ii can't move.
Now's our chance To escape.
Yeah.
Let's hop to it.
Hey.
They're Getting away.
Not for long.
This'll be like shooting Turtles in a barrel.
Ha ! You didn't Take into account Our prodigious Ninja dexterity.
Yeah, like, What he said.
Big deal.
We still got these.
But not for long.
You were saying ? Never mind me, you fools.
Capture those turtles.
I don't think You'll have time, shredder.
Look who's coming.
Cyber-punks ! They fight dirtier Than we do.
April ! What are you doing here ? No time To explain now.
As the neutrinos Would say-- Let's hit The road, jack ! So what was that force field That stopped shredder From opening the portal ? It was our car alarm.
We set it to stop anybody Who might try to use The hypersignal.
Now, remember, You cats fall by If you're ever In our dimension.
I can see us now-- The first turtles to Break the sound barrier.
I'm gonna miss You guys.
Especially you, Michelangelo.
Yeah.
Likewise.
That's why I brought you a little going-away present.
Oh, wow ! An earth pizza ! That's really cool.
Did you say cool ? Hot ! I'll probably never get to see Kala again.
Look on the bright side, pal.
You haven't lost a girlfriend, you've gained an extra portion of pizza.
You know something, you're right !