Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) s05e09 Episode Script
9062-005A - Napoleon Bonafrog: Colossus of the Swamps
[theme.]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power They're the world's Most fearsome fighting team We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell And they're green Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hey, get a grip.
When the evil Shredder attacks These turtle boys don't cut him no slack Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Splinter taught them to be ninja teens He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads Donatello does machines That's a fact, Jack.
Raphael is cool but rude Gimme a break.
Michelangelo is a party dude Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power Michelangelo, that's your sixth pizza in less than an hour! Have you ever thought of calling Pizza Eaters Anonymous? Well, I don't know.
Do they deliver? I think you've had enough.
Hey, dude, I'm only eating 'cause I'm bored.
With Krang and Shredder stuck in the Arctic, it's definitely Dullsville around here.
[sigh.]
I'd trade a week's supply of pizza for a little excitement.
Wha? Whoa! Bummer, dudes! It's that creepazoid Krang! He's invented a pizza-grabbing module! Uh, I seriously doubt it.
The drill was stamped "Made in New Jersey.
" Come on, guys.
We'd better check this out.
[jackhammer racket.]
Scope it out, dudes.
That's what glommed onto my pizza.
They're drilling for oil! From somebody else's storage tanks! This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "self service.
" Oh, we did it! Bring the truck.
Those dudes struck it rich! This isn't oil.
It's antifreeze.
Totally bizarro! Why would anyone steal antifreeze in August? Excellent work, Big Louie.
You're my kind of slime ball.
Now, about that antifreeze.
You get your antifreeze when I get my diamond.
Ah, yes, the diamond.
Patience, Big Louie.
Shredder had to make a little side trip.
Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Splendid.
At this speed, we'll be in the Florida swamps in about 60 seconds.
Ooh! Ooh! Can we go in one of those glass-bottom boats, Boss? Huh? Can we? Huh? Huh? Can we? Yeah.
[snort.]
And I want to feed some allygators.
If you idiots don't get ready to surface, I'll feed you to the alligators! Aw! Just let him try and borrow some of my sunscreen.
[Krang.]
Well? What's going on? The antifreeze is ready.
Why aren't you? Don't worry, Krang.
As soon as we find that mutagen pool, we'll fill this mutashooter with the stuff, then go back to the city and zap the Turtles with it.
Once we do, they will become mindless slaves and use their muscle power to help free us from the ice.
I love it! Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha! Guys, this is genuinely perplexing.
What would those crooks want with all that antifreeze? Perhaps it is not for themselves.
I can sense the evil presence of my eternal enemy: Shredder.
Of course! With the Technodrome buried in the Arctic ice, Krang would need antifreeze to start the engines.
Lots of it.
You mean those crooks are working for Krang? It would seem to be a strong likelihood.
This gives me a chance to use my new satellite monitors to eavesdrop on Krang.
If I can just find the right frequency [beeping.]
Whoa! That's the Turtlecom! [beeping.]
It's our swamp buddy Napoleon Bonafrog.
Boy, am I glad to see you fellers! I'll patch him onto the main screen.
That Shredder fella just popped up in the swamp with that Bebop and Rocksteady, and they're lookin' for a mutagen pool! How do you know? See for yourselves! [snort.]
It's here.
I smell something.
Ew! Me, too! I think you forgot to change your socks.
Stinky.
Imbecile! Use the mutagen detector! [beeping.]
Hey! I think I found it! [chirruping.]
[buzzing.]
It's the mutagen, all right.
Quick! Fill the mutashooter and bring it here.
Right, Boss.
All filled up.
Whoa! Mercy sakes! I've been zapped! Oh, no! It's those blasted punk frogs again! Oh, poor Napoleon! What did they do to him? It looks like that gadget of Shredder's uses an ionization coil to subject the mutagen to hypomolecular scintillation.
Just tell us one thing.
Is that good for frogs? Probably not.
[Both.]
Uh-oh! Whoa! Why, I feel downright mean! Rahhrrr! Gee, Boss.
W-What happens if he gets mad at us? Never fear.
According to Krang, the mutashooter will have made this brute completely obedient! Now to test his loyalty.
Pick up that boulder! [grunting.]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It works! He can't help but obey me! All right, frog.
Now crush it.
[grunting.]
Very impressive! Now I think we're ready to pay a little visit to your friends, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! [roaring.]
Visit Turtles! Ha ha ha! And once I know their location, together we shall destroy them! No! Turtles my friends.
[groaning.]
Insubordination, eh? The effects of the mutashooter must be wearing off.
I'll fix that! Napoleon feel strange! Now will you obey? Yes, master.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Good frog! [beeping.]
Well? Did you find the mutagen? Of course.
And I've already conducted the first successful test of the mutashooter.
You did something successful? I'll believe that when I see it.
Well, take a look at this! Frog, pick up those two mutants and juggle them.
All right, stop! Uhh! Uhh! Ooh! Ooh! Shredder, you've made me a very happy archvillain.
And once I've zapped the four Turtles, we'll have five superpowerful slaves to help dig the Technodrome free! Today the North Pole, tomorrow the world! Ha ha ha ha ha! Okay! It's all yours! Unhhrr! every drop of antifreeze in the city.
Now where's my big payoff? I have it right here, Big Louie.
I can't believe it! I'm actually holdin' the legendary Star of Hoboken.
Oh, gee, Boss, that is some rock! All right, frog, time to go.
Urrgghh! Well, Boss, let me take a look.
Hey! Watch it! Huh? It's glass! Oh, boy, Boss! Now what? Now we find that bum and get the real diamond.
Nobody yanks Big Louie's chain and gets away with it! And they took poor Napoleon away.
He sure was actin' weird.
I know, Ghengis.
We saw it happen.
And worst of all, they're headed for the sewers to do the same to you fellers.
Thanks for the warning, Ghengis.
We'll be in touch.
There.
I've installed cameras at every major point in the sewer system.
Nice work, Donatello.
Shredder and those weirdoes will never get past those.
[surfer type.]
Whoa, dude, that's my Kung Fu Surfers video game.
Sorry, Michelangelo.
I had to borrow a few circuit boards.
Now, just in case we run into Shredder on the street, I've installed a few new goodies in the Turtle Van.
First, hovercraft capability.
Whoa! Does it come with parachutes? [chuckles.]
It still has a few bugs in it.
Not anymore.
They've all been crushed.
[beeping.]
Am I glad I got you guys! What's the haps, April? I'm on location here at the City University, and the seismograph shows that a strange earth tremor is moving across the city, and it's headed straight for your lair! [rumbling.]
Ohh! Ohhh [rumbling.]
What happened to April? She's been preempted by our early warning system.
That's Shredder's module.
It's at sluice gate 23.
Time for you to earn your keep, frog.
Lead us to the Turtles' lair! No! You bad! I am your master! Do it! Uhh! Urrhh! Ooh! Napoleon feel funny.
Gee, Boss, I think he's got a short.
I'll take care of that.
Follow Napoleon! Turtles' lair this way! That's more like it.
We're nearly there.
Be extra quiet.
No problemo, dude.
They call me "Michelangelo the shadooowww"! Urgghh! What? Ooh, it's the Turtles! Quickly! Take cover! We'll ambush them.
No! Turtles my friends! Raaahhhr! Stop! Turtles! Danger! Aaaahh! Arrrrhh! My goodness gracious! What's goin' on here? Blast it! The ray wore off! Look out, fellas! Shredder's got some kind of zap gun! Take that, you bug-eyed traitor! [Napoleon groans in pain.]
Arrrhh! Arrhh! Uuhh! Uhhh! Arrhh! Arrhh! So, Shredder, we meet again! Eat mutagen molecules, you green geeks! Whoa! [shouting.]
I'm ordering you, frog! Bring me those turtles! No! No hurt turtles! Arrhh! Urrhh! Hohh! [chuckling.]
Well.
It's comforting to know he still likes us.
Quick, you idiots! We mustn't lose him! Right, Boss.
Okay, Boss.
This'll take care of the shellbacks.
Oh! Bad news, dudes.
Napoleon Bonafrog's out in the big city by himself! We'd better get the Turtle Van, fast! [horns honking.]
Arrhh! All this noise making Napoleon crazy! Must escape terrible noise! [honking.]
[Napoleon groans.]
We must recapture him! Quick, follow that frog! Forget it, pal.
I'm off duty.
Aaahh! Uhh! Uh! Uhh That means you are now on duty! [chuckle.]
Okay, Boss.
Quick, you idiot! [coughing.]
Hey, come back! My insurance don't cover a rhino driving! [horns honk.]
[April.]
The giant frog was last seen at 38th and 5th, causing a massive traffic jam.
The public is warned that the creature is extremely dangerous.
A giant frog? That's him! Get over to 38th Street, fast! Uh, yeah! If that guy Shredder wants him, he must be worth big bucks! Rahhrr! Urrmm! Napoleon hungry.
His stomach growl! Hoo hoo ho ha! Juicy bug! Snack time for Napoleon! D-- Ow! Ohh! Arrhh! [tires screeching.]
There it is! Uhh! How on earth did I get here? [chuckles.]
Look, Boss.
It shrank.
Poifect! That makes capturin' it easier.
Grab him.
Okay, green stuff, hop in.
I know I shouldn't accept rides from strangers, but you look like honest fellers.
[tires screech.]
I'm warning you, Big Louie! Hand over that frog! Not till you hand over my diamond! After him! Guys, the latest report on Napoleon is that he's headed east on 40th Street.
We're right around the corner.
Thanks, April.
Raphael, look out! Hey, those were the same goons who stole the antifreeze! And I recognize that limo.
It belongs to Big Louie.
And there goes Shredder and the mutants! Why would Shredder be chasing those lowlife crooks? Probably wants to pick up a few pointers.
Wrong.
There's the reason.
Help! Help, somebody! They've got Napoleon! Help! Help! Help! Help me! Somebody, help! Help! Wonder what Big Louie wants with Napoleon.
More importantly, we've gotta get that ray zapper away from Shredder so we can cure our amphibian friend.
We're catching up! We got somebody else on our tail now, Boss.
In some kind of weird van.
Uh, yeah, and they're green.
What is this? More frogs? No, siree! Them's my old buddies, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Ohh! First frogs, now turtles.
What's next, bunny rabbits? Oh, mercy me! I'm feelin' mighty weird! You better not be sick on my upholstery.
Ohhh[groans.]
[growling.]
We're here, Boss.
There it is! That's Big Louie's hideout.
[Napoleon roaring.]
Napoleon real mad! Uhh! I'm outta here! Wait for me! Come back, you cowards.
[roaring.]
Uh, on second thought, maybe I'll join you.
[roaring.]
Rahhrr! [tires screeching.]
Bad Frog! Heel! Heel! No! Bad man! Oooohhh! Now will you obey? Napoleon obey.
[tires screeching.]
Uh-oh.
Shredder has Napoleon under his control again.
Ready for action, guys? For sure, dude.
Wait.
Let me try to reason with Napoleon.
We wouldn't want him getting hurt.
How do you manage that? Have the Empire State Building fall on him? Come on, Napoleon.
We're taking you home with us.
I have a much better idea.
You come home with us! You gotta be kidding.
You think so? I don't like that crate.
Destroy it! Destroy crate! Uhh! I hate to say this, guys, but it looks like we turtles are boxed in.
You're right.
But I had to say it.
This has been easier than shooting fish in a barrel.
Ha ha ha! Hey! Let me outta here! Hey, come on! Ohh! All right, get inside! Raaahhrr! Oh, goody! I love convertibles.
Uh, Boss? They're getting away.
That's what they think! Come on! [motor revving up.]
[revving motor.]
[rattling.]
Ah, it's no use.
We're stuck! Whoa, dudes, what about Donatello's latest invention? I think it's this button.
No, Michelangelo, don't! That's the smokescreen! Oh.
[coughing.]
[coughing.]
Where are you guys, and what's all that smoke? Is there a fire? [coughing.]
It's a long story.
But first-- [cough.]
-- would you happen to know how to run a forklift? Huh? Shredder, what's taking you so long? Why haven't you zapped those Turtles? Why bother? That mutashooter of yours is totally worthless! The effects keep wearing off! Worthless? How dare you criticize my scientific genius? Um excuse me, Boss.
The frog is starting to shrink again.
Please, Mr.
Shredder, sir, don't make me big again.
It keeps rippin' my best shirt.
Shut up and mutate! Ohhhhh! Arrrhhh! See what I mean? I warned you not to use surplus parts.
Picky, picky, picky.
However, thanks to me, we'll be able to save the situation.
The Turtle I captured is the brainy one.
He can fix the mutashooter so the results are permanent.
Oh, yeah? And what if I refuse? Heh heh heh.
Then we'll launch the module's heat-seeking missiles and blow your pals out of the sewers! Uh, right.
Just thought I'd ask.
I don't believe it.
You really do know how to operate a forklift.
What can I tell you? I'm just a '90s kinda gal.
Mustn't fix! Mutashooter bad! I agree, old buddy, but it's the lesser of two evils.
We don't want Shredder to fire those missiles, do we? Hmm.
Let's see, now.
We'll just cross the cathode rectifier with the anode rectifier.
[electrical crackling.]
Well? What's taking so long? Your mutashooter is all fixed.
Thank you.
Let me see.
Should I zap you first or blow up your friends? Decisions, decisions.
Blow them up? But you promised you'd spare the others.
And you believed me? Besides, one superstrong giant slave turtle is more than enough.
Whoa! What? Nothing's happening.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Stop laughing, you cretin.
[moaning.]
Well, bless my soul! What a pleasant surprise! What is going on here? Gosh, how silly of me.
I must've reversed those two wires.
You double-crossed me.
One good double-cross deserves another.
What else could go wrong? All right, Shredder, I know you're in there! I came for my diamond! Open up! [banging.]
Unhh! Don't let them in! You didn't happen to notice an emergency exit anywhere, did you? You mean like the one I'm standin' in front of? Whoa! Look.
There are the guys.
Totally epic, dudes! Welcome back.
Are you all right, Napoleon? The city is a nice place to visit, but I sure wouldn't want to live here.
You may have escaped me, but you'll never escape my heat-seeking missile! Whoa! Wrong, Shredder.
Turtles and frogs are cold-blooded.
Remember? Heat-seeking missiles won't work on us.
[screeching.]
You guys, on the other hand, are warm-blooded.
Oh, no! The missile is seeking our heat! Whoa.
Whoever thought antifreeze would make such righteous rocket fuel? I did.
Uhh! Give me that diamond! Uhh! I have more important things on my mind! Mmhh! Like what? Like-- whoa! Garbage! I must congratulate you on your escape, Napoleon.
Shredder is a formidable adversary.
I 'spect so, Master Splinter, whatever that means.
Yo, Napoleon.
I whipped up a special delicacy for you-- a pizza smothered in mealy bugs, gnats, and mosquitoes.
Uhh! Bluhh! Man! Ohh What? No flies? Me want flies! Oh, no.
Not again.
[laughter.]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power They're the world's Most fearsome fighting team We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell And they're green Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hey, get a grip.
When the evil Shredder attacks These turtle boys don't cut him no slack Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Splinter taught them to be ninja teens He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads Donatello does machines That's a fact, Jack.
Raphael is cool but rude Gimme a break.
Michelangelo is a party dude Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power Michelangelo, that's your sixth pizza in less than an hour! Have you ever thought of calling Pizza Eaters Anonymous? Well, I don't know.
Do they deliver? I think you've had enough.
Hey, dude, I'm only eating 'cause I'm bored.
With Krang and Shredder stuck in the Arctic, it's definitely Dullsville around here.
[sigh.]
I'd trade a week's supply of pizza for a little excitement.
Wha? Whoa! Bummer, dudes! It's that creepazoid Krang! He's invented a pizza-grabbing module! Uh, I seriously doubt it.
The drill was stamped "Made in New Jersey.
" Come on, guys.
We'd better check this out.
[jackhammer racket.]
Scope it out, dudes.
That's what glommed onto my pizza.
They're drilling for oil! From somebody else's storage tanks! This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "self service.
" Oh, we did it! Bring the truck.
Those dudes struck it rich! This isn't oil.
It's antifreeze.
Totally bizarro! Why would anyone steal antifreeze in August? Excellent work, Big Louie.
You're my kind of slime ball.
Now, about that antifreeze.
You get your antifreeze when I get my diamond.
Ah, yes, the diamond.
Patience, Big Louie.
Shredder had to make a little side trip.
Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Splendid.
At this speed, we'll be in the Florida swamps in about 60 seconds.
Ooh! Ooh! Can we go in one of those glass-bottom boats, Boss? Huh? Can we? Huh? Huh? Can we? Yeah.
[snort.]
And I want to feed some allygators.
If you idiots don't get ready to surface, I'll feed you to the alligators! Aw! Just let him try and borrow some of my sunscreen.
[Krang.]
Well? What's going on? The antifreeze is ready.
Why aren't you? Don't worry, Krang.
As soon as we find that mutagen pool, we'll fill this mutashooter with the stuff, then go back to the city and zap the Turtles with it.
Once we do, they will become mindless slaves and use their muscle power to help free us from the ice.
I love it! Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha! Guys, this is genuinely perplexing.
What would those crooks want with all that antifreeze? Perhaps it is not for themselves.
I can sense the evil presence of my eternal enemy: Shredder.
Of course! With the Technodrome buried in the Arctic ice, Krang would need antifreeze to start the engines.
Lots of it.
You mean those crooks are working for Krang? It would seem to be a strong likelihood.
This gives me a chance to use my new satellite monitors to eavesdrop on Krang.
If I can just find the right frequency [beeping.]
Whoa! That's the Turtlecom! [beeping.]
It's our swamp buddy Napoleon Bonafrog.
Boy, am I glad to see you fellers! I'll patch him onto the main screen.
That Shredder fella just popped up in the swamp with that Bebop and Rocksteady, and they're lookin' for a mutagen pool! How do you know? See for yourselves! [snort.]
It's here.
I smell something.
Ew! Me, too! I think you forgot to change your socks.
Stinky.
Imbecile! Use the mutagen detector! [beeping.]
Hey! I think I found it! [chirruping.]
[buzzing.]
It's the mutagen, all right.
Quick! Fill the mutashooter and bring it here.
Right, Boss.
All filled up.
Whoa! Mercy sakes! I've been zapped! Oh, no! It's those blasted punk frogs again! Oh, poor Napoleon! What did they do to him? It looks like that gadget of Shredder's uses an ionization coil to subject the mutagen to hypomolecular scintillation.
Just tell us one thing.
Is that good for frogs? Probably not.
[Both.]
Uh-oh! Whoa! Why, I feel downright mean! Rahhrrr! Gee, Boss.
W-What happens if he gets mad at us? Never fear.
According to Krang, the mutashooter will have made this brute completely obedient! Now to test his loyalty.
Pick up that boulder! [grunting.]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It works! He can't help but obey me! All right, frog.
Now crush it.
[grunting.]
Very impressive! Now I think we're ready to pay a little visit to your friends, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! [roaring.]
Visit Turtles! Ha ha ha! And once I know their location, together we shall destroy them! No! Turtles my friends.
[groaning.]
Insubordination, eh? The effects of the mutashooter must be wearing off.
I'll fix that! Napoleon feel strange! Now will you obey? Yes, master.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Good frog! [beeping.]
Well? Did you find the mutagen? Of course.
And I've already conducted the first successful test of the mutashooter.
You did something successful? I'll believe that when I see it.
Well, take a look at this! Frog, pick up those two mutants and juggle them.
All right, stop! Uhh! Uhh! Ooh! Ooh! Shredder, you've made me a very happy archvillain.
And once I've zapped the four Turtles, we'll have five superpowerful slaves to help dig the Technodrome free! Today the North Pole, tomorrow the world! Ha ha ha ha ha! Okay! It's all yours! Unhhrr! every drop of antifreeze in the city.
Now where's my big payoff? I have it right here, Big Louie.
I can't believe it! I'm actually holdin' the legendary Star of Hoboken.
Oh, gee, Boss, that is some rock! All right, frog, time to go.
Urrgghh! Well, Boss, let me take a look.
Hey! Watch it! Huh? It's glass! Oh, boy, Boss! Now what? Now we find that bum and get the real diamond.
Nobody yanks Big Louie's chain and gets away with it! And they took poor Napoleon away.
He sure was actin' weird.
I know, Ghengis.
We saw it happen.
And worst of all, they're headed for the sewers to do the same to you fellers.
Thanks for the warning, Ghengis.
We'll be in touch.
There.
I've installed cameras at every major point in the sewer system.
Nice work, Donatello.
Shredder and those weirdoes will never get past those.
[surfer type.]
Whoa, dude, that's my Kung Fu Surfers video game.
Sorry, Michelangelo.
I had to borrow a few circuit boards.
Now, just in case we run into Shredder on the street, I've installed a few new goodies in the Turtle Van.
First, hovercraft capability.
Whoa! Does it come with parachutes? [chuckles.]
It still has a few bugs in it.
Not anymore.
They've all been crushed.
[beeping.]
Am I glad I got you guys! What's the haps, April? I'm on location here at the City University, and the seismograph shows that a strange earth tremor is moving across the city, and it's headed straight for your lair! [rumbling.]
Ohh! Ohhh [rumbling.]
What happened to April? She's been preempted by our early warning system.
That's Shredder's module.
It's at sluice gate 23.
Time for you to earn your keep, frog.
Lead us to the Turtles' lair! No! You bad! I am your master! Do it! Uhh! Urrhh! Ooh! Napoleon feel funny.
Gee, Boss, I think he's got a short.
I'll take care of that.
Follow Napoleon! Turtles' lair this way! That's more like it.
We're nearly there.
Be extra quiet.
No problemo, dude.
They call me "Michelangelo the shadooowww"! Urgghh! What? Ooh, it's the Turtles! Quickly! Take cover! We'll ambush them.
No! Turtles my friends! Raaahhhr! Stop! Turtles! Danger! Aaaahh! Arrrrhh! My goodness gracious! What's goin' on here? Blast it! The ray wore off! Look out, fellas! Shredder's got some kind of zap gun! Take that, you bug-eyed traitor! [Napoleon groans in pain.]
Arrrhh! Arrhh! Uuhh! Uhhh! Arrhh! Arrhh! So, Shredder, we meet again! Eat mutagen molecules, you green geeks! Whoa! [shouting.]
I'm ordering you, frog! Bring me those turtles! No! No hurt turtles! Arrhh! Urrhh! Hohh! [chuckling.]
Well.
It's comforting to know he still likes us.
Quick, you idiots! We mustn't lose him! Right, Boss.
Okay, Boss.
This'll take care of the shellbacks.
Oh! Bad news, dudes.
Napoleon Bonafrog's out in the big city by himself! We'd better get the Turtle Van, fast! [horns honking.]
Arrhh! All this noise making Napoleon crazy! Must escape terrible noise! [honking.]
[Napoleon groans.]
We must recapture him! Quick, follow that frog! Forget it, pal.
I'm off duty.
Aaahh! Uhh! Uh! Uhh That means you are now on duty! [chuckle.]
Okay, Boss.
Quick, you idiot! [coughing.]
Hey, come back! My insurance don't cover a rhino driving! [horns honk.]
[April.]
The giant frog was last seen at 38th and 5th, causing a massive traffic jam.
The public is warned that the creature is extremely dangerous.
A giant frog? That's him! Get over to 38th Street, fast! Uh, yeah! If that guy Shredder wants him, he must be worth big bucks! Rahhrr! Urrmm! Napoleon hungry.
His stomach growl! Hoo hoo ho ha! Juicy bug! Snack time for Napoleon! D-- Ow! Ohh! Arrhh! [tires screeching.]
There it is! Uhh! How on earth did I get here? [chuckles.]
Look, Boss.
It shrank.
Poifect! That makes capturin' it easier.
Grab him.
Okay, green stuff, hop in.
I know I shouldn't accept rides from strangers, but you look like honest fellers.
[tires screech.]
I'm warning you, Big Louie! Hand over that frog! Not till you hand over my diamond! After him! Guys, the latest report on Napoleon is that he's headed east on 40th Street.
We're right around the corner.
Thanks, April.
Raphael, look out! Hey, those were the same goons who stole the antifreeze! And I recognize that limo.
It belongs to Big Louie.
And there goes Shredder and the mutants! Why would Shredder be chasing those lowlife crooks? Probably wants to pick up a few pointers.
Wrong.
There's the reason.
Help! Help, somebody! They've got Napoleon! Help! Help! Help! Help me! Somebody, help! Help! Wonder what Big Louie wants with Napoleon.
More importantly, we've gotta get that ray zapper away from Shredder so we can cure our amphibian friend.
We're catching up! We got somebody else on our tail now, Boss.
In some kind of weird van.
Uh, yeah, and they're green.
What is this? More frogs? No, siree! Them's my old buddies, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Ohh! First frogs, now turtles.
What's next, bunny rabbits? Oh, mercy me! I'm feelin' mighty weird! You better not be sick on my upholstery.
Ohhh[groans.]
[growling.]
We're here, Boss.
There it is! That's Big Louie's hideout.
[Napoleon roaring.]
Napoleon real mad! Uhh! I'm outta here! Wait for me! Come back, you cowards.
[roaring.]
Uh, on second thought, maybe I'll join you.
[roaring.]
Rahhrr! [tires screeching.]
Bad Frog! Heel! Heel! No! Bad man! Oooohhh! Now will you obey? Napoleon obey.
[tires screeching.]
Uh-oh.
Shredder has Napoleon under his control again.
Ready for action, guys? For sure, dude.
Wait.
Let me try to reason with Napoleon.
We wouldn't want him getting hurt.
How do you manage that? Have the Empire State Building fall on him? Come on, Napoleon.
We're taking you home with us.
I have a much better idea.
You come home with us! You gotta be kidding.
You think so? I don't like that crate.
Destroy it! Destroy crate! Uhh! I hate to say this, guys, but it looks like we turtles are boxed in.
You're right.
But I had to say it.
This has been easier than shooting fish in a barrel.
Ha ha ha! Hey! Let me outta here! Hey, come on! Ohh! All right, get inside! Raaahhrr! Oh, goody! I love convertibles.
Uh, Boss? They're getting away.
That's what they think! Come on! [motor revving up.]
[revving motor.]
[rattling.]
Ah, it's no use.
We're stuck! Whoa, dudes, what about Donatello's latest invention? I think it's this button.
No, Michelangelo, don't! That's the smokescreen! Oh.
[coughing.]
[coughing.]
Where are you guys, and what's all that smoke? Is there a fire? [coughing.]
It's a long story.
But first-- [cough.]
-- would you happen to know how to run a forklift? Huh? Shredder, what's taking you so long? Why haven't you zapped those Turtles? Why bother? That mutashooter of yours is totally worthless! The effects keep wearing off! Worthless? How dare you criticize my scientific genius? Um excuse me, Boss.
The frog is starting to shrink again.
Please, Mr.
Shredder, sir, don't make me big again.
It keeps rippin' my best shirt.
Shut up and mutate! Ohhhhh! Arrrhhh! See what I mean? I warned you not to use surplus parts.
Picky, picky, picky.
However, thanks to me, we'll be able to save the situation.
The Turtle I captured is the brainy one.
He can fix the mutashooter so the results are permanent.
Oh, yeah? And what if I refuse? Heh heh heh.
Then we'll launch the module's heat-seeking missiles and blow your pals out of the sewers! Uh, right.
Just thought I'd ask.
I don't believe it.
You really do know how to operate a forklift.
What can I tell you? I'm just a '90s kinda gal.
Mustn't fix! Mutashooter bad! I agree, old buddy, but it's the lesser of two evils.
We don't want Shredder to fire those missiles, do we? Hmm.
Let's see, now.
We'll just cross the cathode rectifier with the anode rectifier.
[electrical crackling.]
Well? What's taking so long? Your mutashooter is all fixed.
Thank you.
Let me see.
Should I zap you first or blow up your friends? Decisions, decisions.
Blow them up? But you promised you'd spare the others.
And you believed me? Besides, one superstrong giant slave turtle is more than enough.
Whoa! What? Nothing's happening.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Stop laughing, you cretin.
[moaning.]
Well, bless my soul! What a pleasant surprise! What is going on here? Gosh, how silly of me.
I must've reversed those two wires.
You double-crossed me.
One good double-cross deserves another.
What else could go wrong? All right, Shredder, I know you're in there! I came for my diamond! Open up! [banging.]
Unhh! Don't let them in! You didn't happen to notice an emergency exit anywhere, did you? You mean like the one I'm standin' in front of? Whoa! Look.
There are the guys.
Totally epic, dudes! Welcome back.
Are you all right, Napoleon? The city is a nice place to visit, but I sure wouldn't want to live here.
You may have escaped me, but you'll never escape my heat-seeking missile! Whoa! Wrong, Shredder.
Turtles and frogs are cold-blooded.
Remember? Heat-seeking missiles won't work on us.
[screeching.]
You guys, on the other hand, are warm-blooded.
Oh, no! The missile is seeking our heat! Whoa.
Whoever thought antifreeze would make such righteous rocket fuel? I did.
Uhh! Give me that diamond! Uhh! I have more important things on my mind! Mmhh! Like what? Like-- whoa! Garbage! I must congratulate you on your escape, Napoleon.
Shredder is a formidable adversary.
I 'spect so, Master Splinter, whatever that means.
Yo, Napoleon.
I whipped up a special delicacy for you-- a pizza smothered in mealy bugs, gnats, and mosquitoes.
Uhh! Bluhh! Man! Ohh What? No flies? Me want flies! Oh, no.
Not again.
[laughter.]