That's So Raven (2003) s03e05 Episode Script

Five Finger Discount

1 Hey, baby, are you still studying? This is my first test of law school.
I have to study up until the last possible minute.
Ok, one more case.
Brookwell vs.
McNamara.
I know this.
I know this I don't know this.
Man! Tonya, Tonya, baby, come on, relax.
Relax.
Come on, now, look, look.
Close your eyes.
You're in a peaceful Meadow.
Peaceful Meadow All parents in the house say hey! Ho! Hey! Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Now sock it to me! Sock it to me, go now, sock it to me! Hi! Ray, your mom's trying to relax before her test.
Sorry.
I promise you won't even know I'm here.
Ray, do you remember when we all agreed that we'd step up and take more responsibility now that your mother's going back to school? Absolutely.
And what was your responsibility for this morning? Wake up Corey and bring him down for breakfast.
Oh, snap.
Peaceful Meadow, peaceful Meadow.
Maybe going back to school was a mistake.
No, no, no.
Everything is under control.
Come on, peaceful Meadow.
Corey?! Corey! You better wake up, ya nasty! Get off me! Mama! Quiet! Mama's tryin' to relax! Come down Get down here! Get down here! Get! Well, my job's done.
Yep, that's me.
Now, Corey, I promised mom that I would be here to lay out your milk and cookies.
Where are you?! You know what? You get no milk and no cookies.
Ray, who are you talking to? My invisible brother.
Well, is he over here, Ray? 'Cause I don't want to sit on him.
She means he's late from school, chelse.
Well, if he's invisible, Eddie, how would you know? So are you guys still playing that contest? Yeah.
If it says "winner at the bottom of this can," then we win the ultimate mystery prize.
Man, it says "loser"! I can't believe you two.
Sucking down all those sodas and you don't even know what the mystery prize is.
My goodness! I saw us with the mystery prize and it is unbelievably Wait! Wait! That means if you saw it, then one of us must be a A winner! Wait.
What do you mean we? I drank the soda.
Hey, well if you want to get technical, I bought the soda.
Yeah, but I gave you the money.
Thank you.
Yeah, but I know what the prize is.
So? So? So, we are friends, best friends.
We should share it.
Come on, you guys, let's go claim our prize.
Yo, yo, yo, what is the prize, anyway? You guys, you are not gonna believe it.
It's a That was nice.
Sorry, guys, I gotta go.
I told my sister I'd be home.
Why? She waitin' for you with milk and cookies? I hope so! I mean For her sake.
Yeah, good, 'cause if you're gonna hang with our crew, you better be ready to hang.
You best believe it! I'm hangin' with you.
I got my hang on.
Good.
Look around and see what you like, 'cause everything's on a special sale today.
I don't see any signs for a sale.
Man, it's a private sale.
Just for us.
We get the 5-finger discount.
Yeah, count 'em.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
I get it.
You mean, stealin'.
Hey, you stealin'! He's stealin'! Call somebody! Call somebody! What are you doin'? Man, you gonna get caught.
Yeah.
Security's real tight around here.
Corey, come on.
It's so easy.
You can take whatever you want.
Yeah, 'cause, if you want it You got it.
Corey, you're not gonna punk out now, are ya? Man, I'm no punk.
It's just there's nothing here I really need.
Aw, man.
Corey, if we needed this stuff, we'd be pathetic.
We take it because it's fun and that's what makes it cool.
I know, it's just Hey, hey, listen, I'm sure if you're too scared, you can run home to your little milk and cookies.
Tell it! I'm not scared.
Good.
Then grab something and let's get out of here.
Yeah! Yeah Who da thief now? Ok, bring the prize in.
Why aren't you guys bringing the prize in? Where's the prize? We were just wondering How come you get it first? Yeah.
'Cause I called it.
When? Now.
First! Well, she did beat us fair and square.
Hey, guys.
Hey, am I the only one who can see him now? He's not invisible, chelse.
He's just late! You know what? You guys need to take that prize first, and whatever you do, don't get it wet.
It's so cute! Let's take it to the mall.
We can't.
They're not allowed.
Wait, wait, wait.
This one is.
Yeah.
Let's go! Excuse me, Corey, where were you? I was hangin' out at the mall with Darryl and the Cool crew.
Well, if they're hangin' with you, how "cool" can they be? Cooler than you'll ever know.
5- finger discount.
So easy.
Funny and free.
Raven, is that you? Stop playing.
Monkey thief! Monkey thief! Forgive me! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! I'm not a monkey thief! Corey! Cor Will you keep it down in here? Goodness gracious.
You are killin' my beauty sleep.
Raven, in my drawer, it's a giant monkey head.
There is no giant monkey head.
You are having a bad dream.
No, no, no.
It's in there.
You know what, there better be a monkey head in here.
Mama! Relax, ok? It's just a stupid, little key chain.
Right.
Just a stupid, little key chain.
Exactly.
You know what? It ain't funny.
Go to sleep.
Corey! Breakfast is ready.
Come on! Stop monkeying around.
Why'd you say monkey? It's just an expression.
Right, right.
Sorry.
Stealing! I knew it! How did you know? Well, it says so right here.
Freeman vs.
Cunningham.
I knew I got it right on the test.
Hey, that is interesting.
It says here if an apple falls off your tree into your neighbor's yard and you go on their property to get it, it's stealing.
Stealing? Come on, it's just a monkey.
I mean, apple.
A monkey apple.
Those little ones.
Isn't that what it's called? Well, it doesn't matter what they're called.
Stealing is stealing, and you can go to jail for it.
Jail? Ok, we're off to do some shopping.
This way, counselor.
"Monkey apple.
" Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You seem a little nervous.
I don't know what you talking' about.
Really? Well You can't sleep, you get nightmares.
Ya know, you're just a little bit jumpy! I am not! Corey, whatever it is you did, man, you can tell me.
I I don't know.
Listen, Corey, I am your big sister, ok? I won't judge you.
Ok.
You know that monkey key chain? I stole it.
You dirty, little thief! I thought you said you weren't gonna judge me! That was before I knew you were on a crime spree! But it's just one, little key chain! You heard mom, Corey! Stealing is stealing! You could go to jail! I know, I know.
I feel terrible.
I have to get to the bottom of this, man, so whatever it is, I'll understand.
Well, all the other kids were doing it.
You spineless, little punk.
You just said you'd understand.
Ok, you know what? I'm sorry.
That was my bad.
Sorry about that.
Raven, please don't tell mom and dad.
Please.
I promise, I'll return it right now and I'll never steal again.
Ok.
Thank you.
Ok, you all saw him, right? Yes, Chelsea.
Ray did you know it's your first day with the prize? You are gonna love it! I can't wait! It's waitin' right outside for you, Ray.
I hope it's as charged up as I am.
I can't believe I'm gonna have very first day with my very own Got you! My goodness! Corey's gonna steal again.
He's gonna make the biggest mistake of his life.
I gotta stop him! Hey, you guys keep an eye on the prize while I'm gone.
Look at it.
It's moving.
Wait a minute.
Where's it goin'? I don't know, but it's gettin' away.
Go, go, go! Way to go, Corey.
Yo, Corey.
Hey, back for another 5-finger discount? Say what? Actually, I was just leaving.
There's nothing here worth stealing.
Hey, man, that's not what we think.
Hey, guys, do your thing.
Dude, check out these new watches.
Yeah, they're ok But I don't really care what time it is.
I like to live in the moment.
Well, the moment is here.
See that security guard over there? He's goin' off duty, and the next guy won't come in for another 10 minutes.
You got it all figured out.
Well, good luck.
Man, Corey For about a day there, I actually thought you were cool.
I am cool.
I'm cooler than cool.
I'm ice cold! Yeah, that's what I like to hear.
Say it loud! No, girl.
I am not letting this vision come true.
Sorry, ma'am.
It's just a loner.
Corey, if you don't do this with us, we're gonna tell everybody at school that you like to take bubble baths.
How did you know? You do? I was just fishin', and I caught a sucker! Hook, line, and sinker.
You know what, Darryl? You can call me anything you want, but you know what you can't call me? A thief.
You stole that key chain.
I put it back.
Man, you really are a sucker.
Watch this.
Man, gimme this.
What are you doing? Man, this is not cool! Got you! Well, well Well Look what we've got here.
Corey, shame on you.
Come on, guys, we shouldn't be hanging around with such a bad influence like him.
Hold Hold hold it! No one's goin' anywhere 'cause to me, looks like we got a little sit-i-a-tion on our hands.
Officer "buck," can I speak to you for a minute? 'Course you can, son.
Just step over there.
I'll be right with you.
Let me take care of these fellers over here.
All right, boys, don't move, and nobody gets hurt, all right?! Good, and you know what? Just to let y'all know, I got each of your faces in my noggin.
I got what you call a photo-takin' memory.
Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap! Git over there, cleptos! Thank you very much.
Raven, what are you doing here? I put the key chain back.
What about the watch? I was trying to stop Darryl from stealing it.
I'm not a thief, Raven.
So you mean to say that the security guard in my vision was actually me? Yeah, that's a new twist on things.
Who cares? Let's just get out of here before we both get in trouble.
True, that.
All right, son, you're coming with me.
And the rest of ya Freeze! Git your hands up! She wasn't talkin' to you.
I, too, am a security That uniform's pretty big on you.
Yeah, yeah, it was that new low-carb diet.
Ok, what have we got here? What The code! Is it a 402, 706? I'd say we have a 903 on our hands.
What?! A swarm of bees?! No, not a swarm! Not a swarm! Well, I didn't mean I didn't Officer, Corey was the one who was shopliftin'.
Shoplifting? What do we call that? We just call it shopliftin'.
I knew that.
Ok, you kids, empty your pockets.
You heard the man I mean, the woman.
You're so strong, so authoritative.
See, well, this one is innocent.
Ok, you can go.
The rest of you We're calling your parents.
You guys are in serious trouble.
Serious trouble! All right, Watson, I'll escort this one off the premises.
Good job, there.
Corey, I never thought I'd say this, but I am so proud of you.
I never thought I'd say this: Thanks for havin' my back.
No problem.
Wait.
I forgot.
I didn't pay for these.
Yep, that was a 1027: Mustache burn.
Let me at it! Wait, wait, wait.
Where's it at? Where's it at? Well, see, what had happened, was What? You tell her.
Hey, hey, hey.
I can't tell her what happened.
It was too horrible.
What happened? Aw, man.
You got it wet, didn't you? Well, it looked thirsty.
It doesn't drink, chelse.
Well, now it doesn't do anything.
Maybe we should bury it.
Maybe we should sell it for parts.
Man, I didn't get 2 seconds with it.
Well, Ray, we took a picture with it.
If you want it, it's yours.
I can't see the thing.
Someone's thumb is in the lens.
Yeah, but Ray, look how happy we look.