The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You (2023) s01e11 Episode Script

Even If It Kills Me

BEFORE
Last time on 100 Girlfriends
Aijo Rentaro
I will make that five-timing maggot
pay dearly for his sins.
AFTER
Rentaro-chan! Please go out with me!
Recap over!
The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
Crossing
Reminiscing Lunch
B-Come Tast-E
I went all-out making lunch this morning 3
To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break 3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy 3
To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
When a 0 and b 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a = 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b 0 and b/a 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a = Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² = 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
Hngh
What the hell did she just blurt out
to her daughter's boyfriend?
She must be insane.
ba-dump ba-dump
Well, uh um
ba-dump ba-dump
Are you insane?! Quit getting all lovestruck!
That's Hakari's mother!
Your girlfriend's mother!
There is no way!
No way, right?!
D-D-Don't get the wrong idea!
That was simply a joke!
Yes, a mom joke!
No idea what she's on about.
Is this what a rich person's mother is like?
Ahem. Anyhow.
I will never allow
your relationship with Hakari.
And I will never give up on her.
I swore to make her happy!
So you're sticking to your empty words.
This custom-made lie detector can
reveal even the slightest lie without fail.
Vrm.
Should it reveal
how fake your "faithfulness" is,
you will exit Hakari's life for good.
So you're saying I'll get to show you
my feelings for Hakari are real.
But
You'll first have to prove to me
that this device is trustworthy.
You have a point.
Wait, why me?!
Using one of my own people
wouldn't be very convincing, would it?
F-Fine.
But it's not like I'm doing it
for you or anything, okay?
That just makes it sound like
you wanna try out the lie detector.
Well, Inda-san, here is your first question.
What cup size are you?
Do you have a gutter in your brain?!
Obviously, we have to choose questions
we can verify on sight.
Yeah, but why that one?!
Just hurry up and answer.
We don't have time to play around.
I-I'm a B-cup. Almost a C.
Happy now?
Lies! Lies! Lies!
Like I said, it reveals even the slightest lie.
I'm a B-cup! Just a plain ol' B.
Still kind of a lie.
I'm a B, nearly an A! You stupid robot!
Careful, it must be expensive!
True! True! True!
Hmph! See what happens when I get serious?
Uh, it's not a punching machine.
All right, next question.
Do you love Aijo-kun?
Seriously, what is with these questions?!
It's a perfectly normal question for a couple.
Why must you yell each time?
Karane's a tsundere, you see.
But that's what makes her so goshdanged cute.
Nobody asked.
Oh, whatever. Let's just get this over with.
Yeah, I love him.
Lies! Lies!
Rentaro?!
This is a bad dream
just a minor nightmare.
Wake ublub-blub-blub
He's trying to escape reality and life!
Don't believe this crap. Of course I
I'm a B-cup! Just a plain ol' B.
Still kind of a lie.
I love him! I love him a lot!
Lies! Lies!
I-I love him heaps!
Lies! Lies! Lies!
I love the shit outta him! I love, love,
love him like you won't believe!
Lies! Lies! Lies!
I see Granny blowing kisses from
the other side of the River Styx
I love Rentaro the most
in the whole wide world!
I really, really, really, really,
really love him!
True! True! True! True! Trrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Karane!
True! True! True!
How dare this stupid machine
mess with my dignity
Are you okay, Karane? Can you stand?
Me, too.
I also really, really, really, really,
really love Karane most in the world!
What are you doing?!
True! True! True!
Sorry. I couldn't hold back
the tidal waves of my love.
This is not the time.
Anyway, surely you believe
the lie detector is trustworthy now.
Then we will begin.
We'll see how real your feelings for Hakari are.
The trial to show who this pest is for all.
Special Report
As the following events play out exactly
as our viewers might expect,
The following report will be a condensed version of the events.
a condensed version will be shown.
I'll make her happy, even if it kills me!
Hakari's happiness over my life!
I will die for Hakari!
I really, really, really, really,
really love Hakari the most in the world!
True! True! True!
It's all too true!
Impossible.
How could this embodiment of
faithfulness also be a five-timer?!
So, do you believe how much I love Hakari now?
A-A lie detector is but a machine.
How could I ever trust it?
Oh, no, you freakin' don't!
Not after taking my dignity
and eating up all this runtime!
Not my problem. We can skip
the ending credits or something.
But they made a special ending
just for this episode!
Whoa, spoiler alert!
We have trouble, ma'am!
Lady Hakari's about to
throw herself out the window!
Nobody move!
Or else this weak little neck goes snap!
Karane
D-Do not move a finger!
Necks are like Bocky sticks to her!
She'll actually do it!
Why are you the most freaked out by this?!
Now's your chance! Go grab that moron!
And run as far as you can!
But what about you?
Hmph.
You'll come back for me someday, right?
Could you please wait for us?
if we'll even see you again at all!
There's no way we can just sit around
forever and stay in love with you!
You're such an idiot.
Of course I can wait for you forever!
Karane!
Thanks!
Wait!
You're not going anywhere.
Let me go!
Hakari I'm coming for you!
Hey, I really will snap your neck, okay?!
Bring it on!
You'll see that you don't want to
mess with a mother's love!
M-Ma'am.
If I let her go now
and she stops the two of them from escaping,
we'll never share a moment like that again!
This is no time to be freaking out.
A mother's love, my ass.
That's rich, when you're ignoring
Hakari's feelings like that.
You're the one who'll see!
You don't wanna mess with a best friend's love!
Don't come any closer!
W-We can't risk agitating her.
Everyone away from the door!
D-Don't do it, miss!
Meow! Meow!
"You meowst live! You meowst!"
Mew! Mew!
Not now, you stupid cat!
What are you doing?!
Let me through!
It's okay now.
I'm here for you, Hakari.
Rentaro-kun
Rentaro-kun?
Karane's holding Hahari-san off right now.
Nobody can stop us.
We can run away from here together.
Even if we do escape,
we'll have to be on the run forever.
You'll always be shackled to Mother and me.
Hakari
I can't live with that!
I can't live a life that would only
ruin yours and make you unhappy!
Then stop what you're doing right now!
I can't imagine anything worse
than having to live a life without you.
No matter what kind of life we live,
as long as you're with me
There's no way I could ever be unhappy!
Rentaro-kun
That's not
It's not fair to say it like that!
I love you.
Now and forever.
Please stay with me for the rest of our lives.
No fair
Not fair That's just not fair!
Yes I love you, too.
And I want to be with you forever.
Great. Now come back inside.
Okay.
Shoot. The adrenaline wore off
and now she's scared!
Hakari, it's okay.
Just wait there. I'm coming to you.
O-Okay
Rentaro-kun
Crap, I'm in a bad position!
I'm being dragged over!
Finally made it!
Ugh. Hell hath no fury like a mother strong.
Hakari!
Let me go, Rentaro-kun.
We'll both go down
Never!
I finally got you!
I'm never letting go of you again!
Hakari!
Rentaro!
I will keep her safe.
Aijo Rentaro.
Hakari!
I will keep her safe!
I will keep her safe!
Grab on.
What were you thinking?
Thank goodness
I'm so glad you're okay!
Hakari!
Oh, thank god
You idiot!
Karane made Hakari cry.
Hit her so hard
Do you realize
If you hadn't landed in the pond,
even you would have
I told you, didn't I?
I'll make her happy, even if it kills me.
Ah I see now.
I promise to make her happy!
I really, really, really, really,
really love Hakari the most in the world!
He meant all of it. Every single word.
Please
Take care of Hakari.
It was all for Hakari.
Everything Hahari-san does,
she does for Hakari.
Mother
She was willing to be hated by her
beloved Hakari for tearing us apart.
Even if it meant sacrificing everything,
she put Hakari first and foremost.
She's so brave, and so incredibly beautiful.
But this way of life
will only bring her sorrow.
Of course. I promise
to make Hakari
and you happy.
What?
I want you to be happy, too.
I want you to lead the life you wanted.
The life of joy you once dreamed of!
R-Really?
Is this your r-r-reply
to my asking you out earlier?!
Yes. It would be my honor to go out with you.
M-M-M-Mother?!
You asked Rentaro-kun out?!
I mean
I mean, can you blame me?
Rentaro-chan
He's just so cute!
H-Hahari-san?!
What is it, my dear Rentaro-chan?
G-Girlfriend's mom
My literal mother
MILF
"Chaos and disorder."
Mother-Daughter Double Whopper.
Oh, I know. It's rather late and all
Be sure to warm up after that pond dive.
We're having a sleepover tonight, after all.
A sleepover?
I feel like I'm getting vertigo
from all the ups and downs.
"I expected no less from Hakari-san's manor."
"The bath is as wide as an ocean."
A rich person's house's bath
This bath be huge
But mommy's milkers be huge, too.
Oh, my.
My dear Hakari has a matching set.
M-Mother! I can't
I can't deny it!
Booyah!
And Nano's slender
but stacked, unlike those two.
Hold it, Kusuri-senpai!
What do you mean, "unlike us two"?
Kusuri's in contention, too, aye aye.
"Is this the festival of goddesses?"
Tactical Retreat
Idiots, carrying those funbags into combat
It'll get them killed in action.
Huh? That was quick, Karane.
Done already?
Wh-Whatever.
I thought nothing of the bath here, is all.
Wait, what's wrong?
Y-Your tummy's showing.
I was in such a hurry, I didn't notice!
S-So? Why are you blushing over a little tummy?
Karane-chan, your cutesy clothes are starting
to feel kinda smooth and slippery.
Y-Y-You Don't tell me
You're thinking back to what happened earlier?
Aha, I thought so!
You knew you were rubbing
your face all up in my belly!
You just pretended
you didn't realize! You perv!
C-Can you blame me?
We could've fallen off otherwise!
It was all to make sure you wouldn't get hurt!
hngh!!!
Shaddup, shaddup, shaddup!
Do you have any idea how embarrassed I was?!
I need to get payback!
Hey, Karane?!
Karane What do you mean, payback?
S-See? Embarrassing, isn't it?
This is just Christmas come early!
Rentaro's tummy His warmth
His solid abs!
K-Karane
Rentaro
Whew, that was a good bath, aye.
You're working out together?!
Let Kusuri join!
S-Sure! One, two, one, two!
What was I thinking?
Yeah, this house really is filled
with those horndogs' bad vibes!
Welcome!
Now, it's finally time
for the pajama party!
Mother is a lover of all things cute.
If she finds someone adorable,
she has to dress them up!
All right, my lovelies, get dressed!
Eek! Mother, don't be so rough!
Hey! Stop it, you freak!
This is fine, aye!
Mother!
Nice, very nice!
"The force of a million troops"
You can look now, Rentaro-chan.
Squee!
Y-You all look amazing!
It's too early for squealing.
But you were squealing, too.
These two are the icing on the cake!
Rawr, aye.
Mother
Are we that cute?
You've got the whole galaxy blushing.
Seriously, what's with your galaxy brain?
Well, if we're so darn cute
We'll give you kissies.
I'm in heaven
You're going to heaven!
Shizuka-chan, Kusuri-chan!
Give mommy a kiss, too!
Down, Mother.
I suppose I got a bit carried away.
Mother, you've got a nosebleed.
I'll get some water from the kitchen.
Let me help you there.
Are you all right?
Y-Yes, sorry.
I'm too old to be getting so excited.
Oh, Hahari-san's been holding back forever
Hahari-san.
There are plenty of fun
things in store for us.
Rentaro-chan
Forgive me.
I can't hold it back any more
H-Hahari-san?
Come to my room
Hahari-san
Rentaro! You
Are you going to go from boy to man?!
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