The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You (2023) s01e12 Episode Script
The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You (94 to Go)
I can't hold it back any more
H-Hahari-san?
Come to my room
Yes! That's it, Rentaro-chan!
No, Hahari-san! This is too much!
Oh, this is so great!
Please, Rentaro-chan!
Just a bit more!
No, Hahari-san! I can't
Those two sure are
taking their time in the kitchen.
"Ya right, bossman."
"It don't take this long to draw some water."
Wh-Wh-Wh-What if Mother and Rentaro-kun
are getting down and dirty?!
Listen, I know your mom's a horndog, but
Mother?
No cutting in line, Mother!
Only Kusuri is allowed to deflower Rentaro!
I don't think Aijo Rentaro can be deflowered.
It doesn't matter! I bet she doesn't
even know what she's talking about!
Mother!
Y-You guys!
You're the cutest thing
in the world, Rentaro-chan!
Cross-dressing boyfriend!
The Hurricane of Hngh
Mother! I'm so glad I was born your daughter!
Let Kusuri call you boss!
You have my lifelong loyalty.
Your name will go down in history.
"You, and you alone, are my lord."
N-No
They all saw me like like this!
Oh, Rentaro-chan.
Morgue-ified
Rentaro?!
From mortified to morgue-ified!
Rentaro-kun!
"No, it cannot be"
"Honey honey!"
You promised we would be together forever!
N-No Rentaro-chan
It's okay. I promise to bring him back to life.
Nano-chan, help me out.
Five Minutes Later
The time has come, my lovelies.
I present to you the prince who will
awaken our sleeping beauty!
So handsome, aye.
"My knight in shining armor"
Kissies for Kusuri, too.
Of course. Only a prince's kiss could
arouse her from her slumber.
Quit getting into the story!
A divine moment, right before our eyes!
Get it together, Mother. You're drooling.
You need to take a look in the mirror.
"I could say the same for you."
And you, Shizuka.
Nano
Droolception
I fail to see the logic behind this.
Sheesh!
I-I'm taking a bath, too!
Sulk, sulk.
Cute.
Hakari.
Yes, Mother.
I have brought it.
Thank you.
What? What are you thinking?
Silent Video Capture
What, you ask?
Peeping, obviously.
Peeping, of course.
Damn these horny Hanazonos!
Peeping, my ass! A-Are you stupid?!
Kusuri
Never seen dong before!
Wanna see Rentaro's dong, aye!
Dong?!
It makes sense to observe your partner's
body to prepare for what is to come.
Come?!
Now, imagine which parts
Rentaro-chan might be washing.
It could be the dirty parts or the dirty parts.
I
I just don't want wanna fall behind!
It's not like I'm interested
in his body or anything, okay?!
She's so easy. Too easy.
"Halt!"
"Do ya not care about disappointin' yer lord?!"
"Well?"
As long as he doesn't find out,
in theory no one will be hurt.
"But"
"But bossman"
This cross is too heavy
for Shizuka-chan to bear.
Hakari.
Ready, Mother.
Keep rolling, rolling, rolling!
Keep rolling, rolling, rolling!
Sushizuka-chan!
Wait for us here, Shizuka-chan.
We'll be right back with sneak—
souvenirs for you!
Knowing Hakari and Hahari-san,
they might jump in trying to take
sneak shots or wash my back.
I'd better stay wrapped in a towel.
Say no to degeneracy. Always.
He knew.
All right, keep going stop!
Can't see anything. Glass all foggy.
Crap! Think we're busted!
Collect the agent!
No No way
I better wash myself and get out of here quick.
Okay.
I-It's no use. I can't free myself.
If I don't hurry
How could I expose myself to my girlfriends?!
I am such a degenerate!
I sentence ye to a town dragging!
Ye?
Rentaro-kun!
How could we succumb to our lust
and burden Rentaro-kun with guilt?!
A grave sin!
I sentence ye to a town dragging!
Ye?
Rentaro Family Grave
I don't want that!
I'm the only one who can stop it!
Come off! Come off!
Please
The attic?
Indeed. We have an alternate route.
This leads to the bathroom.
So we peek from above.
With no steam, our chances of success go up.
I wish you all luck.
Better not be any mice up here.
Of course not.
My staff keeps everything spotless.
Mouse! On my leg!
Wh-What's wrong, Karane-chan?
Again, our home is completely mouse-fr—
Eek?!
Wassup with you two
Something furry be here!
Where? Where'd the mouse go?!
N-Near my neck!
Scattering poison!
Don't, Kusuri-chan! We'll all die!
Pi 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288
Gah, please no! Spare me!
I beg of you!
I must be brave. I have to save everyone.
I'll tip myself over on the count of three.
One, two
My heart feels like it's about to explode.
I need to get in the right headspace.
Maybe not three, but thirty.
Soon after this, the rich person's guard dog will say, "Excuse me, could you move aside?"
"Excuse me, could you move aside?"
"That's a bit over the top"
Wait
Shizuka-chan?!
A-Are you okay? What are you doing here?
Shizuka-chan!
You need an ice pack!
R-Rich person's house cat!
You again?!
Rentaro-kun?
Uh, what's going on here?
pawoo
O-Oh, we were just playing hide-and-seek.
And we hid up in the ceiling.
It's most effective to hide in the dark.
Love hide-and-seek, aye!
Yeah, we were just hiding.
It's not like we were trying to peep
at you in the bath or anything, okay?!
Even if I were to somehow be okay with peeping,
I would never be okay
with you all risking injury!
And so the Rated-R family and their
merry accomplices got a good scolding.
Never be a Peeping Tom, kids!
"I like giraffes."
"But I like elephants more."
Your turn, Hahari-san.
O-Oh, right.
S-Sorry.
Don't be.
Quit with the cliched romcom shtick, you two.
No, if anything, the rest of us
should be romcom-ing it up more.
I-It's not like
Oh, please.
Mother?
Oh, e-excuse me.
I remembered something I had to do.
Don't mind me, and enjoy the rest of the game.
I came to check on Hahari-san, but
This house is so big, I have
no idea where she could be.
Is that incense?
Oh
Right. I probably shouldn't disturb her.
No.
R-Rentaro-chan?
May I light an incense with you?
Huh? Who's this boy?
Is that a middle schooler?
The last man I loved.
Hakari's father.
Huh? Father?!
Oh, sorry. I just assumed
May I ask you something?
You said you had regrets being alone.
But I'm sure there was no shortage
of men approaching you.
So why did you choose
to go through life all alone?
I
I don't want to talk about it.
Please tell me.
I may be just a teenager,
but I'm also your boyfriend now.
Let me share in your burden.
I
I just can't forget him!
Even after he died, I've loved him deeply!
I have no right to love another man!
And yet, I've fallen in love with you!
This is just wrong
You don't have to forget him!
Hakari's dad and me
Who said you can't love two people at once?!
Who ever said that loving someone means
your love for someone else is fake?!
I don't care what anyone else thinks.
As long as it feels real to me,
your love is the real thing!
As long as it feels real
And the only way to do that
is by pouring out all the love
in your heart and making it real.
That's all we can do.
If my love for you ever stops
feeling real, please tell me.
In return, I promise to do the same for you.
So don't be afraid to give me your love.
Rentaro-chan!
I love you I love you so much!
I love you, Rentaro-chan!
I love you, too, Hahari-san.
Rentaro-chan.
Will you kiss me?
He said
I can't be there for you the rest
of your life, Hahari-san.
So you need to save your
first kiss for the person
who will swear never to leave you alone.
And he never did
Wait, I-I'm sorry!
I got too emotional!
Don't mind me.
Come on.
Let's go back to the others.
Saw it coming!
I knew that thirsty succubus
would try something!
What's she after? A kiss?
Or maybe even more?!
Whatever it is, I'm not letting you
make the first move, okay?!
What's up, Hakari?
Oh, s-sorry. Did I wake you?
I just wanted to sleep next to you.
That's why you got up at this hour?
I know you must be really tired, too.
I mean
I was afraid I could never be with you again.
Hakari.
It's okay. I'm right here with you.
Rentaro-kun
Could you please hold me
in your arms until morning comes?
Of course.
Hmph. I'll let you have this, just for tonight.
Huh? Hakari?
Rentaro-kun! Smooch!
Rentaro smooch
Aww, they're so close even when half-asleep.
Might as well hit the restroom
Are you Hakari's dad?
Hey, Aijo Rentaro-kun.
How dare you take my Hahari and Hakari?!
You and I need to have a nice, long chat!
Perfect. I wanted to say
something to you, too, Father.
You don't get to call me Father!
Wait, are you not scared of me?
You were so freaked out when you
mistook those peepers for the supernatural.
Uh, I am afraid of ghosts
But seeing as Hakari is your daughter,
and just how much Hahari-san loves you,
I can tell you were a warm
and kindhearted person.
Boo.
And here I had my "Make them happy or
I'll curse you to death!" speech ready to go.
There's no need for that.
I'll give everything I've got to make
the two of them happy.
I believe it.
I've watched over them for 16 whole years.
Many a man flocked to the two of them,
but none of them were as dedicated as you.
Thank you.
For releasing Hahari's heart
from the shackles I've been to her.
Oh, please!
I only did what I thought I could
to make the people I love happy.
With you by their side,
I may actually be able to find
peace and pass on someday.
Father
Let me watch over the two of them from now on.
Together with you.
Yes.
We'll watch over the future
of those two girls we love so much.
Oh, and what did you want to say to me?
You weren't going to declare
war over Hahari, were you?
I wanted to thank you.
For what?
For bringing Hakari into this world.
And for bringing Hahari-san joy
long before I was even born.
Thank you so much.
Rentaro-kun
Father?!
You're such a good boy,
I fully trust you to do right by them,
and now my regrets about leaving
them behind are being blown away!
M-My time's up! I'm passing on!
No! We promised to watch over them together!
Yeah, no, that's not happening!
Father!
Father!
Huh? What was I
Was I asleep?
Was that a dream?
But it felt so real.
It's morning
Man, that sure was one long day, huh?
But we got through it together.
And thus, that fairy-tale night
came to an end
You're all leaving?
Yeah. We need to get home
and change into our uniforms.
Feel free to visit whenever you like, okay?
Sure. I promise I'll be back as soon as I can.
And the lovebirds went their separate ways
We will now begin this emergency assembly.
is how it would go in any
anime but this one.
Pleased to meet you all.
I'm Hanazono Hahari, and I'm the new
chairperson of the school board.
I wanted to see him so badly,
I bought the whole school.
M-M-M-M-M-M-Mothe-ther?!
Lady Hahari headed out to your school.
I understand!
Thank you very much!
But I ran all the way to see her
during lunch break!
You really did come to see me
as soon as you could!
So what if we just missed each other?
Run, me.
Run, Aijo Rentaro!
The girls
They're all waiting for me!
While Stocks Last!!
Kariage-kun
Teriyaki Chicken Flavor
Girls'
Baseball
Sheesh. Where have you been?
Yeah, they're all out here waiting for me.
Rentaro.
Rentaro-kun!
"Rentaro" "kun."
Aijo Rentaro.
Rentaro!
Rentaro-chan.
The girlfriends who I really, really,
really, really, really love
and the girlfriends who really, really,
really, really, really love me!
H-Hahari-san?
Come to my room
Yes! That's it, Rentaro-chan!
No, Hahari-san! This is too much!
Oh, this is so great!
Please, Rentaro-chan!
Just a bit more!
No, Hahari-san! I can't
Those two sure are
taking their time in the kitchen.
"Ya right, bossman."
"It don't take this long to draw some water."
Wh-Wh-Wh-What if Mother and Rentaro-kun
are getting down and dirty?!
Listen, I know your mom's a horndog, but
Mother?
No cutting in line, Mother!
Only Kusuri is allowed to deflower Rentaro!
I don't think Aijo Rentaro can be deflowered.
It doesn't matter! I bet she doesn't
even know what she's talking about!
Mother!
Y-You guys!
You're the cutest thing
in the world, Rentaro-chan!
Cross-dressing boyfriend!
The Hurricane of Hngh
Mother! I'm so glad I was born your daughter!
Let Kusuri call you boss!
You have my lifelong loyalty.
Your name will go down in history.
"You, and you alone, are my lord."
N-No
They all saw me like like this!
Oh, Rentaro-chan.
Morgue-ified
Rentaro?!
From mortified to morgue-ified!
Rentaro-kun!
"No, it cannot be"
"Honey honey!"
You promised we would be together forever!
N-No Rentaro-chan
It's okay. I promise to bring him back to life.
Nano-chan, help me out.
Five Minutes Later
The time has come, my lovelies.
I present to you the prince who will
awaken our sleeping beauty!
So handsome, aye.
"My knight in shining armor"
Kissies for Kusuri, too.
Of course. Only a prince's kiss could
arouse her from her slumber.
Quit getting into the story!
A divine moment, right before our eyes!
Get it together, Mother. You're drooling.
You need to take a look in the mirror.
"I could say the same for you."
And you, Shizuka.
Nano
Droolception
I fail to see the logic behind this.
Sheesh!
I-I'm taking a bath, too!
Sulk, sulk.
Cute.
Hakari.
Yes, Mother.
I have brought it.
Thank you.
What? What are you thinking?
Silent Video Capture
What, you ask?
Peeping, obviously.
Peeping, of course.
Damn these horny Hanazonos!
Peeping, my ass! A-Are you stupid?!
Kusuri
Never seen dong before!
Wanna see Rentaro's dong, aye!
Dong?!
It makes sense to observe your partner's
body to prepare for what is to come.
Come?!
Now, imagine which parts
Rentaro-chan might be washing.
It could be the dirty parts or the dirty parts.
I
I just don't want wanna fall behind!
It's not like I'm interested
in his body or anything, okay?!
She's so easy. Too easy.
"Halt!"
"Do ya not care about disappointin' yer lord?!"
"Well?"
As long as he doesn't find out,
in theory no one will be hurt.
"But"
"But bossman"
This cross is too heavy
for Shizuka-chan to bear.
Hakari.
Ready, Mother.
Keep rolling, rolling, rolling!
Keep rolling, rolling, rolling!
Sushizuka-chan!
Wait for us here, Shizuka-chan.
We'll be right back with sneak—
souvenirs for you!
Knowing Hakari and Hahari-san,
they might jump in trying to take
sneak shots or wash my back.
I'd better stay wrapped in a towel.
Say no to degeneracy. Always.
He knew.
All right, keep going stop!
Can't see anything. Glass all foggy.
Crap! Think we're busted!
Collect the agent!
No No way
I better wash myself and get out of here quick.
Okay.
I-It's no use. I can't free myself.
If I don't hurry
How could I expose myself to my girlfriends?!
I am such a degenerate!
I sentence ye to a town dragging!
Ye?
Rentaro-kun!
How could we succumb to our lust
and burden Rentaro-kun with guilt?!
A grave sin!
I sentence ye to a town dragging!
Ye?
Rentaro Family Grave
I don't want that!
I'm the only one who can stop it!
Come off! Come off!
Please
The attic?
Indeed. We have an alternate route.
This leads to the bathroom.
So we peek from above.
With no steam, our chances of success go up.
I wish you all luck.
Better not be any mice up here.
Of course not.
My staff keeps everything spotless.
Mouse! On my leg!
Wh-What's wrong, Karane-chan?
Again, our home is completely mouse-fr—
Eek?!
Wassup with you two
Something furry be here!
Where? Where'd the mouse go?!
N-Near my neck!
Scattering poison!
Don't, Kusuri-chan! We'll all die!
Pi 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288
Gah, please no! Spare me!
I beg of you!
I must be brave. I have to save everyone.
I'll tip myself over on the count of three.
One, two
My heart feels like it's about to explode.
I need to get in the right headspace.
Maybe not three, but thirty.
Soon after this, the rich person's guard dog will say, "Excuse me, could you move aside?"
"Excuse me, could you move aside?"
"That's a bit over the top"
Wait
Shizuka-chan?!
A-Are you okay? What are you doing here?
Shizuka-chan!
You need an ice pack!
R-Rich person's house cat!
You again?!
Rentaro-kun?
Uh, what's going on here?
pawoo
O-Oh, we were just playing hide-and-seek.
And we hid up in the ceiling.
It's most effective to hide in the dark.
Love hide-and-seek, aye!
Yeah, we were just hiding.
It's not like we were trying to peep
at you in the bath or anything, okay?!
Even if I were to somehow be okay with peeping,
I would never be okay
with you all risking injury!
And so the Rated-R family and their
merry accomplices got a good scolding.
Never be a Peeping Tom, kids!
"I like giraffes."
"But I like elephants more."
Your turn, Hahari-san.
O-Oh, right.
S-Sorry.
Don't be.
Quit with the cliched romcom shtick, you two.
No, if anything, the rest of us
should be romcom-ing it up more.
I-It's not like
Oh, please.
Mother?
Oh, e-excuse me.
I remembered something I had to do.
Don't mind me, and enjoy the rest of the game.
I came to check on Hahari-san, but
This house is so big, I have
no idea where she could be.
Is that incense?
Oh
Right. I probably shouldn't disturb her.
No.
R-Rentaro-chan?
May I light an incense with you?
Huh? Who's this boy?
Is that a middle schooler?
The last man I loved.
Hakari's father.
Huh? Father?!
Oh, sorry. I just assumed
May I ask you something?
You said you had regrets being alone.
But I'm sure there was no shortage
of men approaching you.
So why did you choose
to go through life all alone?
I
I don't want to talk about it.
Please tell me.
I may be just a teenager,
but I'm also your boyfriend now.
Let me share in your burden.
I
I just can't forget him!
Even after he died, I've loved him deeply!
I have no right to love another man!
And yet, I've fallen in love with you!
This is just wrong
You don't have to forget him!
Hakari's dad and me
Who said you can't love two people at once?!
Who ever said that loving someone means
your love for someone else is fake?!
I don't care what anyone else thinks.
As long as it feels real to me,
your love is the real thing!
As long as it feels real
And the only way to do that
is by pouring out all the love
in your heart and making it real.
That's all we can do.
If my love for you ever stops
feeling real, please tell me.
In return, I promise to do the same for you.
So don't be afraid to give me your love.
Rentaro-chan!
I love you I love you so much!
I love you, Rentaro-chan!
I love you, too, Hahari-san.
Rentaro-chan.
Will you kiss me?
He said
I can't be there for you the rest
of your life, Hahari-san.
So you need to save your
first kiss for the person
who will swear never to leave you alone.
And he never did
Wait, I-I'm sorry!
I got too emotional!
Don't mind me.
Come on.
Let's go back to the others.
Saw it coming!
I knew that thirsty succubus
would try something!
What's she after? A kiss?
Or maybe even more?!
Whatever it is, I'm not letting you
make the first move, okay?!
What's up, Hakari?
Oh, s-sorry. Did I wake you?
I just wanted to sleep next to you.
That's why you got up at this hour?
I know you must be really tired, too.
I mean
I was afraid I could never be with you again.
Hakari.
It's okay. I'm right here with you.
Rentaro-kun
Could you please hold me
in your arms until morning comes?
Of course.
Hmph. I'll let you have this, just for tonight.
Huh? Hakari?
Rentaro-kun! Smooch!
Rentaro smooch
Aww, they're so close even when half-asleep.
Might as well hit the restroom
Are you Hakari's dad?
Hey, Aijo Rentaro-kun.
How dare you take my Hahari and Hakari?!
You and I need to have a nice, long chat!
Perfect. I wanted to say
something to you, too, Father.
You don't get to call me Father!
Wait, are you not scared of me?
You were so freaked out when you
mistook those peepers for the supernatural.
Uh, I am afraid of ghosts
But seeing as Hakari is your daughter,
and just how much Hahari-san loves you,
I can tell you were a warm
and kindhearted person.
Boo.
And here I had my "Make them happy or
I'll curse you to death!" speech ready to go.
There's no need for that.
I'll give everything I've got to make
the two of them happy.
I believe it.
I've watched over them for 16 whole years.
Many a man flocked to the two of them,
but none of them were as dedicated as you.
Thank you.
For releasing Hahari's heart
from the shackles I've been to her.
Oh, please!
I only did what I thought I could
to make the people I love happy.
With you by their side,
I may actually be able to find
peace and pass on someday.
Father
Let me watch over the two of them from now on.
Together with you.
Yes.
We'll watch over the future
of those two girls we love so much.
Oh, and what did you want to say to me?
You weren't going to declare
war over Hahari, were you?
I wanted to thank you.
For what?
For bringing Hakari into this world.
And for bringing Hahari-san joy
long before I was even born.
Thank you so much.
Rentaro-kun
Father?!
You're such a good boy,
I fully trust you to do right by them,
and now my regrets about leaving
them behind are being blown away!
M-My time's up! I'm passing on!
No! We promised to watch over them together!
Yeah, no, that's not happening!
Father!
Father!
Huh? What was I
Was I asleep?
Was that a dream?
But it felt so real.
It's morning
Man, that sure was one long day, huh?
But we got through it together.
And thus, that fairy-tale night
came to an end
You're all leaving?
Yeah. We need to get home
and change into our uniforms.
Feel free to visit whenever you like, okay?
Sure. I promise I'll be back as soon as I can.
And the lovebirds went their separate ways
We will now begin this emergency assembly.
is how it would go in any
anime but this one.
Pleased to meet you all.
I'm Hanazono Hahari, and I'm the new
chairperson of the school board.
I wanted to see him so badly,
I bought the whole school.
M-M-M-M-M-M-Mothe-ther?!
Lady Hahari headed out to your school.
I understand!
Thank you very much!
But I ran all the way to see her
during lunch break!
You really did come to see me
as soon as you could!
So what if we just missed each other?
Run, me.
Run, Aijo Rentaro!
The girls
They're all waiting for me!
While Stocks Last!!
Kariage-kun
Teriyaki Chicken Flavor
Girls'
Baseball
Sheesh. Where have you been?
Yeah, they're all out here waiting for me.
Rentaro.
Rentaro-kun!
"Rentaro" "kun."
Aijo Rentaro.
Rentaro!
Rentaro-chan.
The girlfriends who I really, really,
really, really, really love
and the girlfriends who really, really,
really, really, really love me!