The Adventures Of Puss In Boots (2015) s04e04 Episode Script

Prey Time

[cat purrs, meows.]
[fast, lively flamenco music playing.]
[screams.]
[giggles.]
[Puss yowling.]
El Gato! [yowls.]
4x04 - Prey Time [Puss snoring.]
[grunts.]
[soft grunting.]
[wild animal calling.]
[gasps, panting.]
[animal growling.]
[monkeys screeching.]
[Puss panting.]
[grunts.]
[monkeys screeching.]
[gasping.]
[drums beating.]
[grunts.]
Ooh! [grunts.]
[panting.]
[grunts.]
[sputtering.]
[screams.]
[panting.]
[animals hooting nearby.]
[sighs.]
Where am I? How did I get here? Maybe I should cut down on the leche.
[groans.]
[bird chirping.]
Hello? [echoing.]
Is anyone there? [echoing.]
Anyone? [echoing.]
[rustling.]
[birds screeching.]
[sighs.]
There is no sign of anyone.
[grunts.]
[animals screeching in distance.]
[sniffs.]
Well, survival comes first.
Hmm.
I wonder if I could build a fire.
[Puss screaming.]
[soft grunt.]
Maybe later.
I guess I will start with water, food, and shelter.
Well, maybe this is not so bad.
I am sure all is well back in San Lorenzo and no one is freaking out.
I'm freaking out! Puss in gone! Puss! [all screaming.]
Ginger? [Goodsword.]
Puss? Puss? [woman screaming.]
Sorry.
[Golem.]
Boot Cat? [soft grunts.]
Uh-oh! Herr Puss? Like, Puss, or whatever? Puss? Puss! Puss! [screams.]
- Puss! - Puss! Puss! - Puss! - Puss! Puss! [echoing.]
We have looked everywhere and there is no sign of Puss.
This can mean only one thing.
Puss in Boots is dead! [all gasp.]
Oh! Or he is somewhere else.
So, two things.
Sorry, that was a little over-dramatic.
[chuckles.]
Puss never disappears like this.
I don't like this.
I don't like it at all.
Nor do I.
Senior Puss Squad, we must become the Senior Find Puss Squad! [El Guante Blanco.]
Senior Find Puss Squad [all.]
Go! - Puss! - Puss! - [El Guante Blanco.]
Ginger! - [Goodsword.]
Puss! Where are you? [Golem.]
Oh.
Yeah, okay.
Golem just wait here.
[Puss grunting.]
[chuckles.]
Wonderful.
No island getaway is complete without a hammock.
[giggles.]
Looks like I have it all covered.
I can fish if I get hungry.
[giggles.]
[grunts, sputters.]
And I can get fresh water from the tree.
Hmm.
I guess it takes a while.
[sighs.]
[grunts.]
Hmm.
[grunts.]
[growls.]
[grunts.]
Whoa! [groans.]
Whoa! [grunts.]
Well, obviously, this hammock is defective.
[grunting.]
[sighs.]
[grunts.]
[groans.]
[snoring.]
[soft groan.]
[crickets chirping.]
[rustling.]
[cracking.]
[snoring.]
[screaming.]
[grumbling sigh.]
[slurping.]
[grumbling.]
[croaks.]
Hello, my [screams.]
Get off of me! [grunts.]
[screeches.]
What is wrong with you creatures? [grunting.]
[gasps.]
Ooh! [giggles.]
Now this [chortles.]
is a very nice hat.
[chuckles.]
And this is for you.
I name thee "Coco.
" Come, Coco, my friend.
Let me show you around my humble abode.
This is where I get my fresh water.
Oh.
[chuckles.]
Thank you.
So kind of you.
Yes, yes, I am very clever.
And here, we have a fishing pole, you know, for uh, for the fishing.
Oh, and over here.
This is what I like to call my "kitty-cat man cave.
" You know, Coco, there is no reason to be uncivilized even when you're stranded on an island.
Now, would you care for some [giggles.]
That is not what you think it is.
[sighs.]
This is better.
So, tomorrow, we will start building a raft, and before you know it, we'll be on our way back to San Lorenzo! Uh, San Lorenzo! Anyway, I cannot wait for you to meet my friends, Dulcinea, Artephius, the orphans.
Oh, you will love the orphans.
[giggles.]
They are so delightful [gasps.]
[monkeys hooting, screeching.]
Hmm.
[screams.]
[panting, grunting.]
Coco! I think someone is after you! What did you do? [panting.]
[yells, grunts.]
[screams.]
[grunts.]
[arrow whizzing.]
[gasps.]
[panting.]
[grunts.]
[screams.]
[arrows whizzing.]
[gasps.]
[exhales.]
It is all right, Coco.
I think we are safe.
[arrow whizzing.]
[screams.]
Exorior domi! Bring back Puss in Boots! [explodes.]
Ooh! Did I do it? Is he back? I can't hear anything! Am I yelling?! [Golem straining.]
[gasps.]
Golem examine cup for clues.
[Golem chuckles.]
Hmm [chuckles.]
[groans, grunts.]
[chuckles.]
[groans.]
There must be the clues in here somewhere, ja? [rummaging.]
Gasp! Ein ball of yarn! Could this be a clue? Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Please tell me where you last saw Puss in Boots.
I saw Puss on the rooftops.
I saw him with the mayor.
[wheezing.]
I saw him in the cantina! You told me you didn't go to the cantina! I retract my earlier statement.
[Puss.]
Someone is hunting me.
How dare they? I do not like this game of cat and mouse.
Especially when I am the mouse.
Do they not know with whom they are dealing? That is it.
[Puss.]
Surely the person hunting me is someone I've wronged in the past.
Perhaps Uli? [cackles.]
[Puss.]
Maybe Fartholomew? [squeaking.]
Hmm.
Unlikely.
The Scimitar? Doubtful.
The Piper? [plays flute.]
No, I reunited her with her sisters.
The Mole King and his army? El Moco and his thieves? Skeletons? Mermaids? Pickles? Parrots? Pigs? Dragons? Monsters? The Bloodwolf himself? [dramatic music playing.]
Or none of those.
How about you, Coco? Any enemies? [laughs.]
Of course you have none, my friend.
Whoa! Hmm.
You are absolutely right, Coco.
I am a cat of action.
So, it is time for the hunted to become the hunter.
And in this hunt, the once hunted hunter shall now hunt the hunter turned hunted.
Is that clear? Does that make sense? [dramatic music playing.]
[shouts.]
[monkeys hooting.]
[birds cooing.]
[low snarling.]
[yawns.]
[smacks lips.]
I do not think this is working, Coco.
Hmm? All right, we shall wait a little longer.
[trap releases.]
Aha! You were right, my friend.
We got him! [squawks.]
All this time being hunted by a seagull? I have disgraced myself! Oh.
Good point, Coco.
This bird is probably not the one trying to kill us.
[squawks.]
[rustling.]
[squawks.]
No! No! No! No! [squawks.]
[grumbles.]
[squawks.]
[squawks.]
[squawking.]
Will you get out of here? [snaps.]
Whoa! [squawks.]
[squawks.]
Perhaps we need to switch to live bait.
[Puss straining.]
There we go.
Now, all you have to do is stand there, and I will handle the rest.
We are going to succeed now, I am sure of it.
[sighs.]
Don't give me that look.
You know I would never let anything bad happen to you.
See? I will be right here, behind this rock.
I see that you are still worried, my friend.
Here, take this.
It will give you bravery! [gently.]
Boop.
[animal hooting nearby.]
[creature snarls.]
[heartbeat rhythm.]
No! I will avenge you! [yowling.]
[arrow whistling.]
[grunts.]
[creature snarls, growls.]
[yowls, hisses.]
[panting.]
[Puss yelling.]
[growling.]
[snarls.]
[hissing.]
[growls.]
[hisses.]
[growls.]
[whizzes.]
[grunts.]
[yowls.]
[growls.]
Whoa! [grunts.]
[screams.]
[growls.]
[Puss grunting.]
[roars.]
[grunts.]
[gasps.]
Okay, everyone, I know we've been at this nonstop and nobody has slept for days, but I'm feeling good.
You feeling good? Yeah? [laughs.]
Never better! I could do this all day, every day, forever! [laughs.]
[snoring.]
Pajuna, we need some more coffee.
So, 12 different people saw Puss in 12 different places, all [whimpers.]
on the same day! So many places.
So many places.
It's madness! No one could be in that many places all on the same day! Unless there is more than one Puss in Boots! [gasps.]
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
[gasps.]
That might make sense.
There's Puss, and Puss Dos.
There must be a third, fourth, fifth, and sixth Puss.
So many Pusses! They're everywhere! It's an invasion! What about the yarn? [Goodsword.]
The yarn is the key to everything! Of course! The yarn! Talk, yarn! Talk! [all screaming.]
Hey, guys.
Whatcha doin'? We're trying to find Puss! Oh, I know where he is.
[cup shatters.]
Tell us! Tell us where he is! Do it now! He got knocked out and taken to the jungle by a tiger who was out for revenge.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I am so sorry, how do you know this? I asked the tiger? Well, we actually had a nice little chat.
You talked to the tiger? Oh, sure.
That kidnapped Puss? Yeah? Why didn't you tell us?! [shouts.]
- You didn't ask! - I have to go save him! [Uli.]
All this time when we were looking for Puss [El Guante Blanco.]
I never liked him! [overlapping chatter.]
[grunts.]
Sphinx! We need to go get Puss! Like, on it! So, am I on the team now? [all groaning.]
Aw, I just want to have friends.
[gasps.]
Surprised to see me, Puss? Victoria! No! Uh Cristina? No.
Nadia! Unbelievable.
Aless Al Al-ess Alice? [groans.]
Alessandra? Uh From Segovia? Ah, Alessandra! From Segovia! Of course! Boy, did we have some fun times back in the good old days.
[chuckles.]
You don't remember me.
I do not! [voice breaks.]
How could you? After what you put me through? [chuckles.]
Um Please remind me what I did? You broke my heart! [roars.]
[panting.]
We met and danced.
We had the most wonderful evening.
We talked long into the night.
[mouse squeaking.]
We were having a romantic dinner, but then, you just took off.
And I never heard from you again! I made it my mission to make you feel how I felt: hurt, lost, and alone.
By trying to kill me? I was never going to kill you.
I just wanted to scare you.
Well, I just I am sorry.
I came back to the cantina to find you, but you were already gone.
[gasps.]
You went back to find me? Well, it was three days later, but Ay, pobrecito! [grunts.]
Whoa! Puss! [laughs.]
[giggles.]
To make up for it, I will make for you a muy romantico y delicioso paella dinner.
Ah, my favorite! Let me just go freshen up.
[sighs.]
[Puss humming.]
Oh, Alessandra! The paella is finished! [Alessandra.]
I'll be right there! [giggles.]
Huh? [flapping.]
Meh.
[flapping.]
[grunts.]
- Whoa! - Puss! Puss, are you all right? - No.
We must go back.
I - Shh, shh, shh! It's over now, Puss.
You're safe.
[straining.]
[shushes.]
Oh, Puss.
I am ready for that roman - Puss? - Alessandra! I am sorry! Again? [shouts, roars.]
Mm.
This really is an excellent paella, Coco.
[giggles.]
You're such a good listener.