The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) s01e01 Episode Script

It is a legend no
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
Listen up, you Reptiles!
The Koopa Family Meeting will
come to order!
So far, I've sent you Koopalings
to pull sneaky little tricks and
mediumsized meanness.
Now you're ready for the Biggest
Badness of all!
Goomba Guards!
Show 'em the guy we're out
toget's lifesized portrait!
No, That's Prince Hugo the new
ruler of Giant Land!
They say he's the biggest,
toughest, bravest,Prince ever.
Even for a Giant he's a Giant!
Giant Shmiant, Bigmouth!
He ain't that big a deal!
Ooof!
No Bigmouth's right!
Right, King Dad! That's what I
was gonna say.
Somebody like Bigmouth or Kootie
Pie ouqhta stop him!
Somebody is gonna stop him.
I'm gonna turn Prince Hugo the
Huge into a poodle!
A miniature poodle! Ha ha ha!
So? Who's gonna bring me Prince
Hugo so I can koopa him into
submission!
But, Daaad! This could be
dangerous!
Isn't there a small Prince we
could capture?
Bully! Bigmouth! Cheatsy! Kooky!
Step forward!
Woah! Hey! What's up! Yeeii!
Whoa!
You are now Sneaky Lying
Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas!
And nothing can stop you!!
Now bring me Prince Hugo so I
can cut him down to size!
Ha ha!
We came as soon as we got your
message, Prince Hugo!
First message we ever got that
was bigger than the Post Office!
I really need you, my friends.
I'm in gigantic trouble!
Gigantic Trouble!
Gigantic!
My Royal Army has just been
defeated by Giant Ninja Koopas!
And now they're marching here to
capture me!
No job is too big for the Super
Mario Bros, Prince.
We'll protect you!
These shrimpy guys couldn't help
the Royal Flea!
What you don't know, bird,
is that us shrimpy guys can get
super-charged!
Come on, Luigi! We'll show this
parrot.
Let's find us a couple Super
Leaves!
We gotta find 'em fast!
Those Giant Ninja Koopas will be
here any minute!
Ooof
Now what?!
Let go! I'll catch you!
Whooa Oof!
Nice catch, Mario!
Couldn't see you. The sun was in
my eyes!
I was not!
Run for it, Luigi!
Super Mario Brothers!
Hey, Flying Raccoons!
You didn't happen to see where
those two pesky plumbers went,
did ya?
Eh behind that cloud.
Thanks!
That sun is not too bright.
Now, let's high-tail it back to
Giant Land and stop those
no-good Ninja Koopas!
Remember, Mario,
don't let any Koopa touch
you or you lose your power!
This is too scary. I can't
watch!
Whoa!
YIPES!
Leave them alone!
Woahhhh!
I've seen some ugly raccoons in
my day, but these are the worst!
Yeah.
They're almost as ugly as the
Mario Brothers!
Those are the Mario Brothers.
And if you don't let us go,
they'll make you sorry!
Wrong, ya' fuzzy fungus!
I'll make them sorry!
Ah a reptile-breath tornado!
I'm a goner!
Ooof! Ohhh..
Yeow!
Ooof!
Ohhhhh! I'm Super no more!
Just plain old Mario!
Me too, Mario! They got me!
I love being a Koopa!
You can't evict me!
I'm the Royal Parrot!
You're a royal pain and we need
your cage for our prisoners..
Don't shut that door!
We gotta put Mario in there!
First, you gotta catch me!
Quick! Get us out of here!
Get off my back, would ya'?!
It's our only chance to save
Prince Hugo and all my friends.
I'm not leaving here without my
cage!
My whole life's in that cage!
My Big Bird poster, my "Worms
From Outer Space" comic book
collection!
Everything!
Grrrrrr!
I'll get you your Royal Cage
back!
Promise?
Promise! Fly, bird! Fly!
WHOA!
Big deal!
We still got Prince Hugo and
three more prisoners
than King Daddy sent us for.
Whoa, yeah.
Let's get back to Kastle Koopa
so Dad can tell us how smart we
are.
At last you did some rotten-ness
worthy of a Koopa!
I'm so proud of you Koopalings!
Now you'll see why I modestly
Call myself a genius.
Ha ha!
Poodle Wand do your stuff!
Oh no poor Prince Hugo.
It's the small things in life
that make a Koopa happy!
Yea! Yea!
Now that my brilliant plan is
complete,
it's time for you kids to be
zapped back to normal size.
But, Pop!
We're having such fun being
Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant
Ninja Koopas!
Couldn't we stay like this and
go capture a couple more
kingdoms?
That's a cruel, rotten,
disgusting ideal And I love it!
Ha ha ha!
I'll use this Ninja Wand later.
Yea! Yea!
For he's a jolly bad Koopa!
For he's a jolly bad Koopa!
I can't get it open!
But never mind,Princess.
I've got a way to trick old
Koopa, but we'll have to work
together Listen close.
For he's a jolly bad Koopa
which nobody can dee-nyyyy!
So what Kingdom are we Giant
Ninja Koopas gonna conquer
first?!
Water Land! Desert Land!
Quiet, Koopalings!
I'm the King here!
I'll decide what land we're
gonna take over!
You're not taking over any land,
you Bowser Koopa!
Wha?
Free my friends and turn Prince
Hugo the Poodle
back into Prince Hugo the Huge,
or
Or else what, Plumber?
Eh, just let 'em go and I'll
come back Tuesday and tell you.
Grab him, Koopalings!
GRRRRR!
YEOW!
Oh! this is horrible!
Koopa's so mean I bet he's gonna
turn Mario into a Minature
Poodle, too!
That's a great idea, Princess.
You, my dear, have given me a
million dollar idea!
Ha-Ha! I always wanted twin
poodles!
It worked, Princess!
Koopa doesn't realize he's been
tricked!
Yeeeoow Yaaaahh!
Hey! Who's been fooling with my
wands?
Good Truthful Honest Giant Ninja
Mario! That's who!
Come on, Prince! Let's kick some
Koopa!
Save us! No fair!
I'd like to save you,
Koopalings.
But I eh I just remembered I
have an important tail-styling
appointment in another Warp
Zone! Bye! Aah!
wait for us! We're koopin' out,
too!
Thank you, Mario. You've been a
big help in saving Giant Land.
Ah forget it, Prince. We're just
glad to have you unpoodled.
Here, Mario. I better turn you
back to normal.
WHOA!
My cage! Mario ruined my cage!
You promised me you'd get me
back my cage!
Well I did!
Kinda. Besides, Luigi and I can
fix it!
You'd better fix that cage,
Mario!
Or you'll be one sorry Plumber!
Just what we need --a Miserable
Squawking Angry Giant Ninja
Parrot!
But Kootie Pie!
We plundered the whole Mushroom
Kingdom to
get you the best gifts a Koopa
could steal
It's not enough!
I know you're a teensie bit
upset, Kootie Pie.
Just tell King Daddy-urns
what you'd
really like for your birthday.
America.
But sweetums.. America
is in the Real World.
I don't care!
I want America for my birthday!
I want it! I want it! I want it!
All right, babycakes.
Anything you say.
After all, you are turning
"sweet sixteen"!
It sure is nice not to
worry about the Koopas for
awhile.
Yeah.
When King Koopa gives his kids a
birthday party,
they stay Koopa-ed up in Koopa
Kastle all day.
Oh no!
It's King Koopa's Doom Ship!
I'll see if I can stall them
while you guys run!
You're just Princess Toadstool
of the measly Mushroom Kingdom.
I'm gonna be Empress
of America!
Ha, ha, ha.
You really know how to make a
Daddy proud.
Take 'em to my dungeon!
Our poor Home Country!
We can't even tell them the
Koopas are coming!
Oh there, Daddy!
There's the castle of America's
President!
They call it "The White House".
And the President is inside.
Sledge Brothers!
Warp the White House away to
Kastle Koopa!
Attention, America!
Your new ruler,
Empress Kootie Pie,
has called her first press
conference!
It is time for a meaner, crueler
America!
Read them your new laws,
Babykins.
Law Number One..
Every kid in America must give
me their toys!
Any handsome boy who does not
ask me for a date
will be turned into a rock!
All the gold in Fort Knox will
be melted down to make me
a lifetime supply of charm
bracelets!
Yea! Kootie Pie!
Recite after me, America!
"I pledge allegiance to Kootie
Pie and to the repulsiveness for
which she stands!"
Look, Luigi!
There in the White House!
That's the President of the
United States!
If we don't get him and the
White House back to the Real
World,
Kootie Pie will ruin America!
How can we help America when we
can't even help ourselves?
They've got us triple-guarded!
Leave it to me, Luigi.
Hey that guy in the funny helmet
told me his boomerang
was more powerful
than your fireball.
He said what?!
So go ahead, let him
call you a wimp!
Yikes!
Are you going to let him
do that to you!?
Ouch!
You're not gonna let him get
away with that are you?
Quick! Hold up your chains!
You mean these things?
Get over here,
right into the crossfire.
Quick! Run for it!
Attention, Koopa Klan!
Your sweet sister Kootie Pie has
finally found
a birthday present that makes
her happy!
Give the brat a country and she
finally stops nagging.
I'm gonna keep her happy!
I'll put America's ruler where
he'll never be rescued!
At the bottom of the
Mushroom Sea.
Help! The President can't swim!
Hurry, Mario!
Once the White House hits
bottom, America is sunk!
Ahh!
Whaa!?
Gasp!
Are you from the Secret Service?
Even better.
The Super Mario Brothers super
plumbing Service!
And what this place needs is a
Super Drain!
You're a brilliant plumber,
Super Mario.
I know the President will
recommend you to all our
friends.
Mario!
My goodness! What's going on?
Koopa's loading up The Doom Ship
for an attack on London,
Paris, and yeeshl Brooklyn!
You and Luigi are the only ones
who can stop
the Real World from becoming
Koopa's World!
Mario, are you sure these
disguises will let us sneak
aboard Koopa's Doom Ship?
Positive.
You're my own brother and even I
don't recognize you.
Puttin' on a little weight,
aren't ya, Mario?
Whoa! Oof!
Stowaways aboard!
Stowaways!
Ahhh!!!
Whooa!
Umph!
Whoa! Umph!
You hold 'em off while I get
this flying battleship in the
air!
First, I'll warp the White House
back where it belongs
Ooops!
Mario! Oh, Mario!
I hate to complain, Mario.
But my husband can't run the
country under these conditions.
Don't worry, Mrs. President.
Next time I'll put the White
House right where it belongs!
Maybe I shoulda read the
instructions
Ahhh!
How dare you disturb the almost
Empress of the entire Real
World?
Forget it, Kootie Pie.
We just brought the President
back home
Ha ha! So you're not even boss
of America any more!
Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!
Get up here! You're going back
to the Mushroom Kingdom.
I hate it when people tell me
what to do!
I hate it! I hate it!
I'll tell my Daddy on you!
Don't forget to tell him about
this!
Nice crash-landing, Mario.
Yeah.
Be a long time before Koopa can
warp anything else out of the
Real World.
Oh no! My Doom Ship! Ruined!
It's all your fault.
You let the Mario Brothers
capture it!
You let them warp me home!
You let them save America!
If you don't stop that whining
right now
But Daddykins
Go clean your room!
Are you telling moi what to do?
And you better do it!
Stop pinching your little
brothers!
Don't be a brat!
Turn down your stereo!
Well sounds like Koopa's finally
giving Kootie Pie the present
she deserves!
Pick up your socks!
Close the door! Get off the
telephone!