The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) s01e02 Episode Script
Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas
It is a legend no
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
This Mummy Tomb sure is
spooky!
We found it! And King Dad
thought
we'd mess up this heist.
Old pop's gonna have to
eat his words.
Aargh!
Aah.
Umph.
Ooh Ahh. .
Yikes Umph
Whew!
Wha -- what wasthat?
I'm not waiting to find
out.
Let's grab Prince
Mushroomkhamen's gold Mummy
case
and hightail it outta here!
My son! They stole my son!
Where's my son!
Whoah Oh oh.
Phew!
Hey, Hip! Does this old Prince
Mummy guy
look familiar?
Sure is nice to relax after a
rough adventure.
Yeah. I'm so tired, nothing
could drag me outta this bed.
There's a mad Mummy loose in
Desert land!
We better get that Mummy back
where it belongs,
before it scares the pasta outta
everybody!
Where's my son?
Oof Ow Umph.
Wow! That Mummy really throws
her weight around.
We'd better be careful.
Don't worry. I'll calm her down.
As soon as I get out from under
this tent.
Here's our chance to sneak off.
without anyone seeing us.
wonder why the Mummy's so upset?
it has something to do with that
golden Mummy Case.
those bratty Koopa Twins are
sneaking off with.
We gotta get that case.
Luigi, Toad, follow me.
Mario keep the Mummy from
urting anyone until we get back.
No problem, Princess.
Excuse me, Ms. Mummy
may I have a word with you?
My little Prince! At last I've
found you!
Her "little Prince"?! What's she
talking about?
Come, my little Prince
Mushroomkhamen, give mommy a
hug!
Yuck! A hug from her could be
bad for my health.
I better scram!
Now for my giant getaway leap.
Great leaplousy landing!
Luigi! Princess!
Hellpp!!
Give up, Koopas! You're
finished!
Nayanyanana!
Even my youngest Koopalings can
outsmart you do-good dodos!
I dare you to come back here and
say that!
Oh no he's been captured by the
Marauding Mummy!
I'll take you home to our tomb,
my son.
And I'll never let anyone take
you away again!
Poor Mario!
He's been doomed to some tomb
and we'll never find him!
If we only had a map of the
pyramids.
If it's maps you want, I got a
cousin who can help.
I got Maps to the Pyramids.
Maps to Tombs of the Mummies,
Maps to the Houses of the
Mushroom Stars.
You name it, I got it.
I'll take a Map to the Mummy
Tombs.
Good choice, your royal
cuteness.
Look! Huh?
Hey! That map's a phoney.
It's got a picture of Mario on
it.
No, don't you see? The Prince
looks like Mario.
Yeah. I get it!
That's why the Mad Mummy
shanghaied him.
The only way we're going to get
Mario back,
is to break into Kastle Koopa
get the Mummy Case and trade
the real Mummy Prince for Mario!
Ah give your Mummy mommy a big
kiss.
Lady, if you weren't so wrapped
up in yourself,
you could see I'm not your
little boy.
All that running around has made
you grouchy.
It's time for a nice
ten-thousand-year nap.
Yeowww! I like long naps, but
not that long!
Oof.
WhaaYikes!
You'll feel better after your
nap.
Somehow I doubt it.
This steam cloud balloon was a
brilliant idea, Luigi.
Yeah. Nothing stops Raccoon
Luigi.
Yikes! Except maybe that.
Mushroom Kingdom Twister!
My beautiful balloon. It's
ruined!
At least Koopa's guards haven't
spotted us.
Until now!
Invaders Get King Koopa!
Quick! Into the Tower! Maybe
there's another way out.
Hey, look! The real Prince's
Mummy Case.
Oh great.
Now if we only had a way to get
it past King Koopa.
Times like this I ask one
question
"What would Mario do if he were
here?"
Well how do you like my Special
Steam-powered Mummy Sled?
Compared to what?
We got them trapped in the
tower, your Royal Meanness.
Good. I'm gonna Koopitate 'em
personally.
C'mon, Hip and Hop, watch how
King Dad handles things.
We're all eyes, oh meanest.
of mean Dads, We got you
trapped, Princess Toadstool!
Get down here right now!
Oof Yaa
I can't sleep for ten thousand
years. I'll get too hungry!
Mario! You're safe!
Aw lighten up, Luigi!
I've had more hugging today than
I can stand.
What happened to the Queen
Mummy?
I left her in the tomb. No way
she can get to us.
Except by crashing through that
wall.
What are you doing with my son?
Eh you made a mistake, Queen
Mushroomkhamen.
This is our friend, Mario.
There's your real son.
You imposter! How dare you
pretend to be my son!
You don't look anything like
him.
But you look exactly like my
husband!
Come to me, my Darling!
Uh! Excuse me. But I gotta find
that map salesman
ha ha
someplace else!
Help!!! I've struck oil!
Sultan, what should I do?
What would anyone do when their
bath water turns crude?
GET ME THE MARIO BROTHERS!!!
Well, as long as these camels
keep their big mouths shut
We should be A-okay!
Yeah, but where'd the oil come
from?
My palace is built over an oil
well
And somehow, the oil pipes
leading up from my well
Must have gotten crossed with
the water pipes from the oasis!
In that case, your Royal
Sultaness,
we've got to re-plumb your
plumbing
Before the oil pressure builds
and your palace blows sky high!
Cheatsy! Help me! These yucky
pipes won't stay switched!
I told you this was no job for a
Beauty Queen!
Tell that to the Mario Brothers,
Kootie Pie!
They'll be here any second!
Daddy! Do something!
We're about to be infested by
those pesky plumbers!
I hear you whining loud and
clear, my darlingly detestable
daughter.
The Doom Ship's fuel tanks are
nearly filled
And you can't let the Mario
Brothers discover
that we're stealing the
Sultan's oil through his water
pipes
Until we've drained his oil well
dry!
So stop the Mario Brothers!
That's an order!
Oh sometimes he gets so bossy, I
could spit in his soup!
"Stop the Mario Brothers!" How?!
Relax, sis! I've got a scheme so
sneaky that Dad will wish he
thought of it!
Ah what happened to my usual
beautiful self?
I turned you into Mario's Dream
Girl. It's the perfect way to
stall him.
So long, Sis, I've gotta split!
Cheatsy Koopa, get back here!
You forgot to do my tail!
Well, hello, handsome! Aren't
you the famous Super Mario?
A super guess, my super
beautiful lady!
Pleased to meet you!
I am Lady Fetuccini Alfredo, a
little bit saucy, but very, very
nice!
Eh I don't wanna to be rude,
but wasn't that a tail I just
saw?
A tail? Me? Why, I've never been
so insulted in all my life!
Here I am,
lost in these dungeons for days,
without a thing to eat
And now you're accusing me of
having a tail?
Yeow!
Ouf! Shu!
Please forgive my little brother
for being so rude!
Perhaps you'd like a gourmet
snack?
You know, Mario sweetie, I'm an
amateur plumber myself
Her, a plumber?
Hey speakin' of plumbing, Mario,
we've got a job to do!
Luigi's right!
And now that we've eaten
I think you should bring the
Sultan and all his guests down
here
Where they'll be safe, in case
the castle explodes! Heh heh.
Isn't she wonderful, Luigi?
Always looking out for other
people.
Lady Fetuccini says this is the
safest place to be.
You'd take the word of an
amateur plumber?
Whose dress doesn't even match
her tail?!!
Maybe not, but it certainly
matches the rest of me!
Cheatsy, restore me to my
natural loveliness!
You mean I fell for Kootie
Pie Koopa?
Congratulations, my dastardly
descendants!
I have seldom seen badness done
better!
And as for you, you fun-spoiling
goody-goodies, you're finally my
Koopa-captives!
Sultan,
I'll be upstairs gloating while
the Doom Ship sucks your oil
well dry! Ha ha!
Come on, Luigi!
We gotta put a clog in Koopa's
plans!
You'll never see the Mario
Brothers again!
Just watch this!
I dare you to come over here and
say that!
The Mario Brothers are finished!
You want to bet?
I think it's time Lady Fetuccini
met her Dream Reptile
Kassanova Koopa!
But Mario.
Ah wrong voice,
But Mario, what am I supposed to
do?
Sweep Kootie Pie off her feet
while I take care of plumbing
matters upstairs!
Ha w-who are you?
My friends call me Kassanova
Koopa, but you can call me
sweet lips!
Wow, you've got some kisser!
Yeah, who is this guy, anyway?
Kootie Pie, can we get some
privacy?
What do you say we clear out the
riff raff and redecorate in
here?
You, get out of here and leave
us in peace!
I'm not sure King Dad would like
this.
Daddy only wants me to be happy!
And believe me, Cheatsy,
Kassanova is the only reptile
for me!
Luigi!
LUIGI?!
AAAAH!!! I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A
PLUMBER!!!!
I'll tie your lips behind your
head and you'll never kiss
again!
Ahh! We're all set!
Princess, when I give the
signal, turn the wheel!
EEK! The Koopa Kids are right
behind me!
Luigi, this way!
Princess, NOW!!!
I need the Doom Ship.
Kootie Pie, Cheatsy, follow me!
Now they'll see the true
creepiness of the Koopa Klan!
Ha ha!
Mario! Luigi!
You must stop King Koopa before
my palace is destroyed!
We've only got one chance!
Let 'er rip, Luigi!
Yippee
YIIIKKE!
Whaaaa!
Yee Ha!
Doom ship, here I come!!!
Ride 'em, plumber-boy!
Yee-hawwww!!!
LET'S KOOP OUTTA HERE!
Thank you, thank you!
But what are we going to do
about my palace? It's ruined!
Hey since the Koopas left their
wand behind,
we might as well give it a shot!
Oh no! The wand's melted!
But my palace is perfect!
In that case, I've got first
dibs on the Jacuzzi!
Oh no you don't! I fixed it!
Well, I rode it!
Well, I had to kiss Kootie Pie!
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
This Mummy Tomb sure is
spooky!
We found it! And King Dad
thought
we'd mess up this heist.
Old pop's gonna have to
eat his words.
Aargh!
Aah.
Umph.
Ooh Ahh. .
Yikes Umph
Whew!
Wha -- what wasthat?
I'm not waiting to find
out.
Let's grab Prince
Mushroomkhamen's gold Mummy
case
and hightail it outta here!
My son! They stole my son!
Where's my son!
Whoah Oh oh.
Phew!
Hey, Hip! Does this old Prince
Mummy guy
look familiar?
Sure is nice to relax after a
rough adventure.
Yeah. I'm so tired, nothing
could drag me outta this bed.
There's a mad Mummy loose in
Desert land!
We better get that Mummy back
where it belongs,
before it scares the pasta outta
everybody!
Where's my son?
Oof Ow Umph.
Wow! That Mummy really throws
her weight around.
We'd better be careful.
Don't worry. I'll calm her down.
As soon as I get out from under
this tent.
Here's our chance to sneak off.
without anyone seeing us.
wonder why the Mummy's so upset?
it has something to do with that
golden Mummy Case.
those bratty Koopa Twins are
sneaking off with.
We gotta get that case.
Luigi, Toad, follow me.
Mario keep the Mummy from
urting anyone until we get back.
No problem, Princess.
Excuse me, Ms. Mummy
may I have a word with you?
My little Prince! At last I've
found you!
Her "little Prince"?! What's she
talking about?
Come, my little Prince
Mushroomkhamen, give mommy a
hug!
Yuck! A hug from her could be
bad for my health.
I better scram!
Now for my giant getaway leap.
Great leaplousy landing!
Luigi! Princess!
Hellpp!!
Give up, Koopas! You're
finished!
Nayanyanana!
Even my youngest Koopalings can
outsmart you do-good dodos!
I dare you to come back here and
say that!
Oh no he's been captured by the
Marauding Mummy!
I'll take you home to our tomb,
my son.
And I'll never let anyone take
you away again!
Poor Mario!
He's been doomed to some tomb
and we'll never find him!
If we only had a map of the
pyramids.
If it's maps you want, I got a
cousin who can help.
I got Maps to the Pyramids.
Maps to Tombs of the Mummies,
Maps to the Houses of the
Mushroom Stars.
You name it, I got it.
I'll take a Map to the Mummy
Tombs.
Good choice, your royal
cuteness.
Look! Huh?
Hey! That map's a phoney.
It's got a picture of Mario on
it.
No, don't you see? The Prince
looks like Mario.
Yeah. I get it!
That's why the Mad Mummy
shanghaied him.
The only way we're going to get
Mario back,
is to break into Kastle Koopa
get the Mummy Case and trade
the real Mummy Prince for Mario!
Ah give your Mummy mommy a big
kiss.
Lady, if you weren't so wrapped
up in yourself,
you could see I'm not your
little boy.
All that running around has made
you grouchy.
It's time for a nice
ten-thousand-year nap.
Yeowww! I like long naps, but
not that long!
Oof.
WhaaYikes!
You'll feel better after your
nap.
Somehow I doubt it.
This steam cloud balloon was a
brilliant idea, Luigi.
Yeah. Nothing stops Raccoon
Luigi.
Yikes! Except maybe that.
Mushroom Kingdom Twister!
My beautiful balloon. It's
ruined!
At least Koopa's guards haven't
spotted us.
Until now!
Invaders Get King Koopa!
Quick! Into the Tower! Maybe
there's another way out.
Hey, look! The real Prince's
Mummy Case.
Oh great.
Now if we only had a way to get
it past King Koopa.
Times like this I ask one
question
"What would Mario do if he were
here?"
Well how do you like my Special
Steam-powered Mummy Sled?
Compared to what?
We got them trapped in the
tower, your Royal Meanness.
Good. I'm gonna Koopitate 'em
personally.
C'mon, Hip and Hop, watch how
King Dad handles things.
We're all eyes, oh meanest.
of mean Dads, We got you
trapped, Princess Toadstool!
Get down here right now!
Oof Yaa
I can't sleep for ten thousand
years. I'll get too hungry!
Mario! You're safe!
Aw lighten up, Luigi!
I've had more hugging today than
I can stand.
What happened to the Queen
Mummy?
I left her in the tomb. No way
she can get to us.
Except by crashing through that
wall.
What are you doing with my son?
Eh you made a mistake, Queen
Mushroomkhamen.
This is our friend, Mario.
There's your real son.
You imposter! How dare you
pretend to be my son!
You don't look anything like
him.
But you look exactly like my
husband!
Come to me, my Darling!
Uh! Excuse me. But I gotta find
that map salesman
ha ha
someplace else!
Help!!! I've struck oil!
Sultan, what should I do?
What would anyone do when their
bath water turns crude?
GET ME THE MARIO BROTHERS!!!
Well, as long as these camels
keep their big mouths shut
We should be A-okay!
Yeah, but where'd the oil come
from?
My palace is built over an oil
well
And somehow, the oil pipes
leading up from my well
Must have gotten crossed with
the water pipes from the oasis!
In that case, your Royal
Sultaness,
we've got to re-plumb your
plumbing
Before the oil pressure builds
and your palace blows sky high!
Cheatsy! Help me! These yucky
pipes won't stay switched!
I told you this was no job for a
Beauty Queen!
Tell that to the Mario Brothers,
Kootie Pie!
They'll be here any second!
Daddy! Do something!
We're about to be infested by
those pesky plumbers!
I hear you whining loud and
clear, my darlingly detestable
daughter.
The Doom Ship's fuel tanks are
nearly filled
And you can't let the Mario
Brothers discover
that we're stealing the
Sultan's oil through his water
pipes
Until we've drained his oil well
dry!
So stop the Mario Brothers!
That's an order!
Oh sometimes he gets so bossy, I
could spit in his soup!
"Stop the Mario Brothers!" How?!
Relax, sis! I've got a scheme so
sneaky that Dad will wish he
thought of it!
Ah what happened to my usual
beautiful self?
I turned you into Mario's Dream
Girl. It's the perfect way to
stall him.
So long, Sis, I've gotta split!
Cheatsy Koopa, get back here!
You forgot to do my tail!
Well, hello, handsome! Aren't
you the famous Super Mario?
A super guess, my super
beautiful lady!
Pleased to meet you!
I am Lady Fetuccini Alfredo, a
little bit saucy, but very, very
nice!
Eh I don't wanna to be rude,
but wasn't that a tail I just
saw?
A tail? Me? Why, I've never been
so insulted in all my life!
Here I am,
lost in these dungeons for days,
without a thing to eat
And now you're accusing me of
having a tail?
Yeow!
Ouf! Shu!
Please forgive my little brother
for being so rude!
Perhaps you'd like a gourmet
snack?
You know, Mario sweetie, I'm an
amateur plumber myself
Her, a plumber?
Hey speakin' of plumbing, Mario,
we've got a job to do!
Luigi's right!
And now that we've eaten
I think you should bring the
Sultan and all his guests down
here
Where they'll be safe, in case
the castle explodes! Heh heh.
Isn't she wonderful, Luigi?
Always looking out for other
people.
Lady Fetuccini says this is the
safest place to be.
You'd take the word of an
amateur plumber?
Whose dress doesn't even match
her tail?!!
Maybe not, but it certainly
matches the rest of me!
Cheatsy, restore me to my
natural loveliness!
You mean I fell for Kootie
Pie Koopa?
Congratulations, my dastardly
descendants!
I have seldom seen badness done
better!
And as for you, you fun-spoiling
goody-goodies, you're finally my
Koopa-captives!
Sultan,
I'll be upstairs gloating while
the Doom Ship sucks your oil
well dry! Ha ha!
Come on, Luigi!
We gotta put a clog in Koopa's
plans!
You'll never see the Mario
Brothers again!
Just watch this!
I dare you to come over here and
say that!
The Mario Brothers are finished!
You want to bet?
I think it's time Lady Fetuccini
met her Dream Reptile
Kassanova Koopa!
But Mario.
Ah wrong voice,
But Mario, what am I supposed to
do?
Sweep Kootie Pie off her feet
while I take care of plumbing
matters upstairs!
Ha w-who are you?
My friends call me Kassanova
Koopa, but you can call me
sweet lips!
Wow, you've got some kisser!
Yeah, who is this guy, anyway?
Kootie Pie, can we get some
privacy?
What do you say we clear out the
riff raff and redecorate in
here?
You, get out of here and leave
us in peace!
I'm not sure King Dad would like
this.
Daddy only wants me to be happy!
And believe me, Cheatsy,
Kassanova is the only reptile
for me!
Luigi!
LUIGI?!
AAAAH!!! I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A
PLUMBER!!!!
I'll tie your lips behind your
head and you'll never kiss
again!
Ahh! We're all set!
Princess, when I give the
signal, turn the wheel!
EEK! The Koopa Kids are right
behind me!
Luigi, this way!
Princess, NOW!!!
I need the Doom Ship.
Kootie Pie, Cheatsy, follow me!
Now they'll see the true
creepiness of the Koopa Klan!
Ha ha!
Mario! Luigi!
You must stop King Koopa before
my palace is destroyed!
We've only got one chance!
Let 'er rip, Luigi!
Yippee
YIIIKKE!
Whaaaa!
Yee Ha!
Doom ship, here I come!!!
Ride 'em, plumber-boy!
Yee-hawwww!!!
LET'S KOOP OUTTA HERE!
Thank you, thank you!
But what are we going to do
about my palace? It's ruined!
Hey since the Koopas left their
wand behind,
we might as well give it a shot!
Oh no! The wand's melted!
But my palace is perfect!
In that case, I've got first
dibs on the Jacuzzi!
Oh no you don't! I fixed it!
Well, I rode it!
Well, I had to kiss Kootie Pie!