The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) s01e03 Episode Script

It is a legend no
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
Princess, major trouble!
King Koopa has brought a plague
of Para Goombas to eat your
Kingdom for lunch!
This is as sneaky and slimey as
you can get, Dad. I love it!
Check 'em out, Cheatsy!
These Giant Land Para Goombas
will MANGLE those crops.
And when Princess Toadstool's
people are starving.
I won't sell her any food unless
she gives me her Kingdom! Ha ha
ha!
A brilliant blueprint for
badness, King Dad!
Let the fiendish feast begin!
Nasty-Time is over, Koopa!
Get those Goombas back in that
cage!
This cage is for you,
DrainBrain!
Leap, Luigi!
Too bad, Dad. I was sure you
were finally gonna become Boss
of the Mushroom Kingdom.
If you're so eager to rule my
people, why don't you do it the
right way?
Bad King Dad?
Are you kidding?
What are you laughing at?
There's an election coming up.
Let the people decide who they
want and the loser will leave
the Kingdom.
Koopa's too chicken to let
people vote.
Me? Never! I could beat Princess
Toadstool with one claw tied
behind my back!
You're on, Koopa! We'll settle
this fair and square once and
for all! Deal?
Deal! Best one I've ever made!
Cheatsy! You should never
should've let me get into this!
In case you haven't noticed, I'm
not as well-liked as Princess
Toadstool.
Yeah, Dad, I noticed.
She'll go out there and be her
goody-goody self and all the
people will vote for her.
Eh maybe you could being eh
nice.
Me? Nice?! I've never been nice
in my life!
I'm allergic to "nice"!
Relax, King Dad!
Kooky Von Koopa's got the answer
to your problems!
You numbskull! You nincom-koop!
You
charming, considerate,
handsome little angel!
It's a miracle!
Wrong! It's my newest invention
-Nice Guy Potion!
Good schemin' Kooky.
I-I couldn't let Dad down.
He'd never win unless we fixed
this election!
I challenge King Koopa to run
against me in a fair election!
But obviously he isn't reptile
enough to come and debate me.
Huh?
There's nothing to debate, you
wonderful Mushroom People.
Here, take my money.
And "Nice Old King Koopa"
says "Have A Nice Day"!
Huh?
What's going on? Koopa steals
money, he doesn't share it!
Toys for your kiddies!
flea collars for your pets!
free false teeth for your
grandmothers!
There'll be plenty more of these
Nice Things, Nice People,
when you elect me your Nice
Ruler!
Yea, Nice Koopa! Yea!!!
We gotta do something, Princess!
Yeah! All the awesome things
he's giving away might make
people vote for him!
Don't worry, guys!
I'm making a speech at the
Mushroom Kingdom Founders Day
Picnic.
I'll remind people what Koopa is
really like.
Whattaya think, Cheatsy? Does
Nice Guy King Dad stand a
chance?
Not without more cheating.
While Dad conducts a nice
campaign, we'll conduct a dirty
one!
My fellow Mushroomers,
Ask not what Koopa does for you
today, ask what he did to you in
the past!
You tell 'em, Princess!
Now the Princess is gonna set
off the Founders Day fireworks!
Oh no, King Dad's in trouble.
That was a good speech.
That's why we're fixing things
so she won't make another one!
Whoa Ah
Looks like King Dad will win by
a land slide!
Ahhh! Whoah!
Princess!
She's done for!
Oh, the poor Princess, crushed
by a mud-slinging campaign!
Princess Toadstool! Princess
Toadstool!
Speak to us!
What do you want me to say,
Mario?!
How about, "Thank goodness for
Warp Zones".
Well hello there, little fellah.
Goo Goo Goo Goo, Gaa Gaa! Gaa!
Give your uncle a big kiss!
Why you little !
Ah, ah, ya little sweet thing!
Yechhh! I hate little mushroom
brats!
Don't let the voting public hear
you say that, King-Dad!
I don't care if they hear me or
not! I'm sick of being nice!
Oh brother! It looks like the
Nice Guy potion is wearing off.
Get back to Kastle Koopa and
make some more potion!
My final election speech is
coming up!
You got it,
soon-to-be-Ruler-Pop!
Hurry!
Being nice is killing me!
That creepy Koopa!
He's usin' a Nice Guy Potion! We
gotta stop him from getting
more!
But Kastle Koopa is crawling
with zillions of Koopa-Guards!
Yeah! But there are two of us!
Yeesh! Dark Land gives me the
creeps.
That's because it's filled with
'em!
Thanks for reminding me!
No time for jokes Luigi, make
tracks!
Ah!
Wrench attack, Luigi! Let's tool
on out of here!
I think we just jumped from the
frying pan
into the fire.
C'mon! We got it made once we
get past that fire pit!
If we get past the fire pit!
Can't ya' hurry up? Dad needs
his Nice Guy potion now!
Don't ever rush a genius.
I'm not rushing --I'm helping!
Chill out, Cheatsy! If you ruin
this batch, there won't be time
to genius-up another one!
You keep the Koopalings busy,
I'll snatch the Potion.
Oops. Silly me.
It's that-louse Luigi! Let's
Koopafy him!
No more Mr. Nice Guy!
Where'd Luigi go?
Forget the plumber!
We gotta get that Nice Guy
Potion to Dad, before he blows
the election.
Aaarr! The potion is gone! We
been out-sneaked!
I can't wait to see old Bowser
Koopa's face, when he gets wind
of this!
They what!
Stole the Nice Guy Potion.
But I can't win without it! And
you know who I'm going to blame
for this, don't you!
You heard my speech. Now listen
to King Koopa, then decide who
you want as your leader.
I'm not going out there! This
election was a stupid idea
anyway.
If I want something I'll just
take it!
C'mon King-Dad, you can fake
your way through this.
Sure. You're the biggest fake
around.
That's right! Nobody is a bigger
fake than me!
They want "nice", I'll give 'em
"nice"!
Thank you, thank you my adoring
fans!
Bowser Koopa! I just heard
that you used a Nice Guy
Potion to try and win this
election.
That's a lie! I don't need a
potion to be nice.
And I'll pound anybody who says
I do into mush!
The votes have been counted. And
the winner is,
by a vote of 6,436,212 to one
Princess Toadstool!
Oh my!
How could I be the only guy who
voted for me?
We couldn't help it, King-Dad.
We had to vote for her. She's so
nice and you're so so
Arrrrgh!
Exactly, Dad.
Ooops! He's got more "Arrrrgh"
than' ever!
Arrrrgh! Arrrrgh! ARRRGH!!!
Impastable! King Koopa's
throwing in the towel?
Princess Toadstool, you're far
too clever for a reptile such as
me
a lowly, humble
Stupid, ugly, two faced
Yeah, Koopa.
Tell us something we don't
already know
I'm calling it quits!
Me and my Koopalings are leaving
the Mushroom Kingdom forever.
I feel so bad I've caused you
so much trouble!
I just hope you have it in
your heart
to forgive me!
I know it won't makeup for all
the misery I've caused you,
but I want you to have this
the key to Kastle Koopa!
I'm donating our ex-home to
charity.
Say. goodbye, kids!
Kastle Koopa!
I can turn it into a retirement
home for elderly mushrooms!
Yuck! Remind me to
never grow old.
It's a trap, Princess!
Throw that key away and forget
that evil Castle ever existed!
But there are so many old people
in my Kingdom who need a nice
place to live.
Ah I'm going to take a
look at it right now.
You always worry
too much, Luigi.
I'll warp along and protect her.
How dangerous can
Kastle Koopa be?
Just a little sprucing up and
this place'll be real homey.
With a little work, of course.
I'll go first.
Ooh,that picture will be the
first thing to go! Ooh!
It's as ugly and repulsive as
King Koopa was in person!
Now that you've been enticed to
Kastle Koopa, ha ha, take this!
Rocks! I missed. Oh I HATE it
when I miss.
Look out! A ptooie!
Ptooie to you, too, Mario!
OUCH! You make me so mad, I
could spit!
Some retirement home!
You gotta say one thing for it,
The old folks wouldn't get bored
living here..
Gee, eh, which way back to the
door?
Yeeii!
Ununph!
We have guests, Cheatsy!
I hope they like our newly
remodeled accomodations.
Got an "A" rating. "A" for awful
I should have known not to trust
you!
Yeah.
Once a sewerbreath slimewagon,
always a sewerbreath slimewagon!
How nice of you to say so.
Now, my boy!
Let me give you some more
lessons in how to lie and cheat!
Ha ha!
First you tell 'em the Big Lie
to get them in your clutches.
Then you squeeze 'em for the Big
Payoff!
Dad!
King Dad to you --and pay
attention!
Watch me koop these dupes out of
the Mushroom Kingdom!
The Mushroom Kingdom? Never!
Sign here and your Kingdom will
be mine!
Save your bad breath, Koopa!
If you don't, you two will be
forced into early,
permanent retirement here in my
dungeon.
I'll never sign my Kingdom over
to you!
No? Then let me add some
incentive
Bob-ombs! Next to Koopa himself,
they're my most unfavorite
things!
See Cheatsy, they have no
choice!
They must meet my sneaky
demands, or my hottempered
little friends will explode.
They've been in there too long,
Luigi.
Looks like someone better go in
and see what happened.
And it looks like the only way
in is through the drainpipe.
I agree, Luigi. Come get me when
--Hey!
Us Mushrooms get all gross and
soggy in --GLUP!
Aaaachhhh!
I like your Big Bang theory,
King Dad!
Thanks, son. See, to be a really
Big Cheat, you have to
Double-Trick,
Double-Deal, and Double-Cross!
Double-Cross, huh?
The sneakiest, dirtiest,
rottenest way you can find!
Got it?
Got it, King Dad.
Ooops! A Sledge Brother!
Yikes
AAH!!!
Umph
Good work. Back to your posts.
Now Princess. Two more of your
friends will meet an explosive
fate!
Will your court photographers be
there if I sign over the
Kingdom?
Of course. It's the photo
opportunity of my life.
Then I'll do it on two
conditions.
that you move us to the Throne
Room and that you change that
tacky outfit.
While I go get pretty, you take
her 'to the Throne Room.
Thanks for the cheating lesson,
King Dad.
One. day, my boy, you may just
be as Big a Cheat as I am!
Not one day, Dad! Today!
Just watch me follow in your
dirty footsteps!
Guards!
Take the prisoners away
--to my room.
Let us out, you sneaky
Koopaling!
Sign the Kingdom over to me or
your pals go back for a Bob-omb
party!
I guess I have no choice
There!
The Mushroom Kingdom is mine!
Mine! Ha! Ha!
I can't wait to tell Dad that I
double-crossed him!
Get ready, guys.
I'm --err --the Sledge
Brothers--are breaking you out
of here!
Umph!
If we could only fly, we'd be
out of here.
Not a bad idea! Maybe we can
find a Super Leaf!
Get off my throne, you ugly
upstart!
Careful King Dad, err, Ex-King
Dad!
I'm the new King of the Mushroom
Kingdom! See?
'Course since you gave me the
idea to cheat you out of it,
I'll make sure you get a cushy
assignment
Say --cleaning the Royal
Stables?
You NincomKoop!
Hey that's mine!
No, it's mine, you
doublecrossing dodo! Look!
The princess didn't sign the
scroll for you,
but i'll make
her sign for me!
Where are the prisoners!?
Em, locked in my room
Not any more!!!!
Wha?!
Bye, Koopa!
Guards! Guards!
Give it up! We already flew the
Koopa!
It's all your fault, you
dirty-dealing double-crosser!
But, King Dad!
You should be proud of me!
I was only doing bad like you
taught me!
Stand still!
I didn't give you the whole
lesson!