The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) s01e04 Episode Script

It is a legend no one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers, The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa: I'll get those plumbers!
I really shouldn't go to the Real World, Mario!
I have a Kingdom to run!
Doctor's orders, Princess!
You're over-worked! Overtired!
Yeah, over-due for a vacation!
Right! Luigi and I can run the Kingdom while you're gone!
Well, ahh!
Ohh!
Hey! Let's got the islands.
Hawaii here we come! Let's party!
Toad! We're only going for a couple of days!
Maybe we shouldn't go at all
Oh, ptooies! You're going, and that's final!
Promise me, you'll call for me if you have any
Trouble!!!!!!!
Trouble!?
Not with us in charge!
How hard can it be to run a Kingdom anyway?
Very hard, you little Pip Squeak!
With the Princess away, the Koopas will play!
And destroy! And ruin!
Hey, Bad King Dad!
My twisted genius brain just had an idea!
I trust it's disgusting and devious.
Even worse!
What if I built a Robot princess to take over
the Kingdom while the Real Princess is gone?
A perfect idea, Kooky, My Boy!
I'm so glad I thought of it!
Kick back, Princess!
Catch some Z's and UV's. We're in Paradise!
I can't stop worrying about my Kingdom!
Mario and Luigi can handle it!
Last one in is a rotten Koopa!
Come on, Princess! This is awesome!
The Doctor did say I need to relax
Check this out, Princess!
Whooahhh! Watch out!
Ugh Oof!
You okay? That was a gnarly spill!
I'm okay. Thank you!
My name's Cutter, looks like you could use some lessons.
Are you babysitting that weird little kid in the funny sun hat?
Not really.
Then come on. Waves are wasting!
And he thinks I look weird?!
Well, maybe he'll take her mind off her dumb worries
that her Kingdom will fall apart.
As your temporary rulers,
we are proud to dedicate this new dam
Hey, Luigi! This is my speech!
Well then tell 'em their village will never be flooded again!
This'll make those Plumbers really popular!
As I was about to say, your village will never be flooded again!
Oh, Mario!. Run!
Look at all these complaint letters!
"The stairway to Skyland
keeps flying off and dropping people in the garbage dump! "
"The new Mushroom Shopping Mall is haunted with Boo Diddlies"!
There's more trouble in the Mushroom Kingdom than we can handle, Mario!
We've got to ask the Princess to come home.
But the Princess needs her rest.
You heard what the Doctor said!
Face it, we're Plumber-heroes, not Princes!
Bring back the Princess!
Bring back the Princess!
I'll send her a Warp-o-gram message to get back here pronto!
Here! I already wrote it!
Warp-O-Gram Message to Princess Toadstool intercepted as ordered,
Your Royal Rottenness!
Buurrrp!
My plan is working like a charm!
When is the Robot Princess gonna be ready?!
Hold your Goombas, Bad King Dad! You can't rush genius.
I need the Robot Princess now, Kooky!
Or I'm sending you to your dungeon and cutting your allowance!
Robot ready for evil, King Dad!
No one in the Mushroom Kingdom will even suspect
the Real Princess is still in the Real World!
Great, huh?!
You can really get away from it all up here!.
I'm not sure I ever want to go home.
Mario! Luigi! I'm back!
And not a moment too soon, Princess!
Where's Toad?
He's having such a great time I let him stay another week.
Everybody in your Kingdom can't wait for you to rule them again!
And I can't wait to start!
Those dumb Plumbers fell for our phoney Robot! Ha ha!
It won't be long and the Mushroom Kingdom will be mine!
our robot princess let's me take over the Mushroom Kingdom!
My job is to keep the Real Princess Toadstool in Real Hawaii.
You told me six times, Bossy Dad.
Here, I'll put on your Hawaiian disguise
Now you'll blend in with all the other tourists. Aloha, Kooky!
Aloha, Pop!
It's terrible, Mario!
AH! I don't think I can look at it again!
The Princess ordered the new highway to be built out of quicksand!
And every Fire Flower in the Kingdom to be extinguished.
I've never seen her-act so strange.
Maybe she needed a longer vacation.
Maybe it's time we had an old fashioned Plumber-to-Princess talk!
Welcome, King Koopa!
I'm so glad you could come!
Good afternoon, Princess.
So nice of you to invite me for tea.
Tea!? with Koopa!?
Princess!
How can you be so nice to Bowser Koopa?
Why shouldn't I be nice?
After all, I'm turning my Kingdom over to him.
And you two are fired.
You have exactly one hour to get out of King Koopa's Mushroom Kingdom.
Make it fifteen minutes, plumb-scum!
Whooa!
Umph!
Luigi!
Do you get the feeling Princess Toadstool isn't exactly herself lately?
Yeah.
I wonder what happened to the Princess we know and love?
Whee!
You're getting so good you could enter next week's Surfing Contest.
Oh why not? Come on
I'll tell Toad we're going to stay a couple more weeks.
Daddy, why does that little boy have an umbrella on his head?
Eat pineapple, kid.
And why is that other guy sneaking through those bushes?
He's probably some Rock Star hiding from his fans.
Rock Star!? Where?
Great news, Toad! I've decided to spend another week here in Hawaii!
That's no Rock Star, that's Kooky Von Roopa!
What?! Kooky!?
If Kooky's here by himself the rest of the Koopas must be up to something!
Why didn't Mario and Luigi let us know?
Oh! I better get home.
My subjects may need me.
Your subjects?
I'm a Princess.
Sure you are.
She's not kidding, cutter.
She really is a Princess - of the Mushroom Kingdom!
And it's time I start acting like it.
Where's the nearest drainpipe?
Over there!
Princess! Drainpipe! Mushroom Kingdom!
Would someone like please tell me like what's going on here?
Oh Cutter
thanks for the most fun I've ever had in my life!
Someday, I hope I can make you feel
as welcome in my world as you made me feel in yours.
In the meantime, kiddo,
we'd appreciate it if you kept all this secret!
No problem!
Like no way I'm gonna risk mentioning this to anyone!
The Mushroom Kingdom is about to crown a new ruler
It is with great pleasure that I turn the crown of the
Mushroom Kingdom over to the great
Make that "magnificent".
over to the magnificent King Koopa!
Yeaaa! Bad King Dad! Yea!
Tell me, Luigi, if the Princess had a vacation in Hawaii,
why doesn't she have a suntan?
By the power vested in me as Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Hurry, Toad!
I hereby name you "Ruler Of All The Mushroom Kingdom"!
Dad! I came to warn you the Real Princess is coming back!
You're a little late, Kooky!
Robot Princess!
It was all your dumb idea
and if I wasn't such a nice father I would never have let you try it!
Rad surfin', Princess!
Toad's right.
Looks like your Hawaiian vacation really came in handy.
Yeah!
Now Bad Old Koopa's the one who's gonna need a rest!
Welcome home, Princess!
Welcome home!
Oh my aching head!. Ohhhh
It seems you get these headaches every time you get clobbered by the Mario Brothers.
I coulda taken over The Mushroom Kingdom years ago .
if only those two nincompoop plumbers hadn't fallen down that
Warp Zone pipe in Brooklyn!
Maybe we can go back and change history, King-Dad.
All we need is a little Time Travel!
I gotta be careful.
This is the only Time Travel Tube I've got!
I don't see how that silly little tube is going to get us
back to Brooklyn and keep the Mario Brothers from ever leaving.
I know what I'm doing.
It's a good thing I planted myself here!
Wait'll Mario and Luigi hear this!
Hey, we can't all fit in there!
Sure we can!
Mario's always getting us into tight spots.
I must be getting tired,
this crate is ten times as heavy as it was before!
Where should I put these supplies, your Ultimate Evilness?
Toss 'em over there!
Did you hear something?
Nope. Just your imagination.
It's working!
I'll take us back to that Brooklyn drain just before
noon when the Mario Brothers warped into The Mushroom Kingdom!
You're a slowpoke, Kooky.
But King Dad!
It'll blow if you give it more juice!
Whoah!
We're going out of control!
Noaa -Argh.
Ooh Umph!
Stowaways! I'll fix you!
Forget them. Help me!
We're going too far back in time!
Hit the brakes!
Hey, Mario! oh!
Don't be a baby, Luigi!
But I am a baby.
Those lunkheaded reptiles turned us into Toddlers!
Huh, maybe I can get us back on course.
Are we heading back to the right year Kooky? Yeoow!
How come we're still babies?!
The crash must have messed up the Time Tube.
We don't have much time to get to that
apartment where we fell down the drain!
As small as we are,
we'll have to find a shortcut!
After those diapered dodos!
Now we've got those little squirt plumbers cornered!
This is our chance. Let's scoot!
I love cute babies. Koochie koochie coo!
Oh! The Mario Babies got away.
Now what do we do?
It's time to stop kiddin' around!
I think this might work, King Dad!
It better.
The only way we can beat those Marios is by getting grown-up again.
Aw right! King Dad - you're back to your abnormal self!
Now. for the next part of my disgusting plan! Ha ha.
This is the place we fell in the Warp Zone drain and went to the Mushroom Kingdom!
The lady who lives here is a little daffy.
Let me do the talking.
Who's that knocking on my knee?
Oh goodness gracious!
Someone's abandoned three babies on my doorstep!
We're not abandoned, we're plumbers.
You called for us, remember?
Please! Plumbing is too dangerous for babies!
I'll put you down for a nice nap!
Wonderful! Here come the Real Plumbers!
"Koopa and Kid --Costume Plumbers".
If they think we're in costume, King Dad,
they'll never guess we're not from the Real World.
I TOLD ya I'm a genius.
Costume Plumbers at your service, Ma'am.
"We make plumbing a party"!
Oh, Boy! If the Koopas mess with that drain,
we'll never get back to our grownup selves and save the Mushroom Kingdom!
Please fix my drain as quickly as possible, Costume Plumbers.
I must bathe for my party tonight!
Leave it to us. We'll fix everything!
We can't let Koopa get away with this.
But what can we do?
I-I've got a way to cut Koopa down to size.
Yeh yeh these pipes are more tangled than a bowl of cheap spaghetti!
Here's the bathtub drain pipe!
Let's open 'er up!
Come on, ya half-pints need some baby power!
Whoah! Umph!
Now what do we do?
We're gonna sneak up behind 'em. and back-flush 'em!
Get some more stuff to plug this drain!
We'll make sure those shrimpy Mario Babies never warp through this pipe.
Urn! How you doing in there, Costume Plumbers?
Aw, shut your trap!
Gracious! How rude! I thought you made plumbing a party!
We do, Lady.
This is a fun game called "Stuff Your Furniture Down The Drain"!
Okay. Time to stop playin' pattycake! Turn on the water!
Hey, now we'll really put the pressure on those phoney Koopa plumbers!
Kooky! Help me! Our clog is un-clogging!
What are they doing to my house!?!
I better get help!
Oh! So that's our problem!
The Koopas cut off the water!
Well, what do we have here?
Some bratty Brooklyn Bambinos!
Quick! Crawl after me!
Hey, oh what do you think you're doing!
Sealing your fate!
Now The Super Mario Brothers will never get to the Mushroom Kingdom!
Help! Let us out!
Yoow! Whew! Am I drained!
with The Mario Brothers permanently stuck in Brooklyn as permanent babies,
I can finally capture the Princess and enslave her people!
My Time-Travel thing is workin' great!
If I can just focus this Time Tube beam on the basement window.
Hey, I'm a full-sized hunk again! What happened?!
Beats me. But we only got 30 seconds to unplug that drain!
Hey this just about does it.
And here's the hairy clog that started it all.
Finally! Real Plumbers! Why don't you stay for my party?!
Thanks, but we've got a date with a Princess!
If you know what's good for you,
you'll sign over your Kingdom now!
Better do what King Dad says, Princess.
The Super Mario Brothers are stuck in the past.
Don't count on it, Koopas!
We unclogged the past!
And now we're gonna clog you out of the Mushroom Kingdom!
Hairball!
Drats!
This is even worse than the first time the Mario Brothers got here!
Time to Koopa out! Kooky!
Good going guys.
That'll teach Koopa. Never mess with history.
or with us!
Yea.
Maybe next time old Koopa will pick on someone his own size!