The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) s01e10 Episode Script
Tag Team Trouble
It is a legend no
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
Real World Prison straight ahead
King Dad!
Prison, the only place in the
real world with our kind of
people.
What? Aaahhhh!
OK, who else thinks they can
beat me at basketball?
Crime Wave Clyde? Real world
public enemy number one?
If I wasn't they would've
put me in this here jail for
twelve thousand four hundred and
twenty three years with no
parole!
This is your lucky day! King Dad
just gave you a pardon!
Huh?
Got 'em King Dad!
I want some answers! Who are
you? Why'd you bust me out?
What kind of vehicle is this?
And why are you still wearing
those stupid reptile disguises?
Owww let go of my nose!
No problem.
Whoa!
Ow!
These are not disguises. I am
Bowser Koopa, King Koopa to you.
And these little darlings are my
Koopa kids.
So whaddaya want from me?
I'm a super criminal, not an
animal trainer!
This is like some freaky dream!
You're King Koopa the evil
nasty super bad guy that's
wacking Mushroom Kingdom and
these really are your kids?
No costumes?
And you're the kind of
villainous culprit who can help
me give my precious kids all the
advantages I never had!
Forget it scale-face!
I'm no nanny!
Hang on! I'm not looking for a
baby-sitter.
I want you to teach these tots
every illegal, underhanded,
treacherous trick you know!
What's in it for me?
You keep half of what you steal.
Mr. Reptile, you got a deal.
OK Koopa class, today we're
gonna start with the basics.
Lesson one, bank robbery.
Hey Luigi. You ever notice how
clouds can look like other
things?
Like that one over there. Looks
sort of like the princess!
Yeah, sure does, Mario. And that
one looks like Aunt Maria!
Hey, but for realism how about
that one over there?
It looks just like the Doom
Ship!
Yeeah, the Doom Ship!
Aahhhhhh!
We gotta stop those lunkhead
Koopas from robbing the bank!
What a lovely fur give it to
me!
Huh?
Do what I tell you. Toss it into
the sack! All of it!
Hey bully! Catch this!
Aaahhh!
Ouch!
Aaaaahhh! yow!
Stupid Mario Brothers, ruin all
my fun.
Come on gang, I know when
we're not wanted.
Ohhhhhhh!
Sheeeyy! Shay!
All right Koopa class you
failed lesson one.
It's time for lesson two
how to get the good guys outta
your hair!
Help! Someone help!
It's coming from over there!
Hey! What's wrong little boy?
Ugly green monsters! They stole
my lunch money!
Those lousy Koopas! Which way
did they go?
Down that big pipe!
You did great kid! The Mario
Brothers fell for it big!
Here's your lunch money back.
Whoa!
Whoaa!
We've been snookered!
Right you are, super suckers!
It's curtains for you creeps.
You're history, you've had
it, you're done for.
It's all over, we win, times
out, your clock is clean.
The sun has set, the fat lady
has sung, the cheese has molded,
the Super Mario Brothers
are no more!
Enough already!
So you won't be lonely,
here's a little something to
keep you company!
Mario, he's getting angry!
You kids are ready.
I taught you everything I know
about crime. Now gets do it!
Chief! Rock!
Ahhh, I love the sound of
children playing.
Stick 'em up! Gimme your
purse!
I'm a real bad robber Koopa.
I'm also a bad dancer.
Hey! Cootie pie, stick 'em up,
put your hands in the air.
I'm a thief and a crook.
Big Mouth! That's mine! I
stole it all personally!
That's 522 wallets, 391
purses, 912 gold coins and a
yo-yo.
Stick 'em up! This patooey
plant is loaded!
No no no! You're not supposed
to rob each other!
Do I have to go over this again!
Hey cut it out, give that back!
Right now!
You guys are driving me crazy!
Oooh!
Wonderful! Wonderful! Quick
little learners aren't they?
Makes a dad proud.
These brats are giving me a
headache!
I think it's time for the
grand finale, the big finish,
the crime of the mushroom
century!
Are we gonna rob the ruins of
the mushroom carols?
Pilfer the pyramids in the
Koopahari desert?
I know! Make that yucky Princess
Toadstool disappear!
No, my little evilings, you're
gonna steal a billion gold coins
from the Mushroom Kingdom
Treasury.
Well I guess a billion gold
coins might make my headache go
away.
Whoaaaaa!
Sheeew! Aahhhhhh! We've
searched everywhere, Mario.
There's no way out!
Don't light this
till I say go!
Got it, Crime Wave Clyde!
What's going on here! W-What
are you doing?
Just following orders.
I didn't tell you do that?
No, but King Daddy did!
Dad never planned on giving you
half of anything!
We're double crossing you!
I can't take this anymore, I
can't!
Whooooaa!
I think this is the end, Mario!
Aahhhh! Hey good guys! You've
gotta get me get back to the
real world.
Please! Please! I'll do
anything!
I'll even help you stop the
Koopalings from robbing the
Mushroom Treasury!
Hey well thanks for the help
Clyde,
but I've never seen anyone so
happy to be back behind bars!
12,423 years, no parole is a lot
better than one more day with
those Koopas.
Heh, he's just lucky didn't
have to face the Koopa kids on a
bad day, huh Luigi!
Duck
you turkey!
Yoww! Well at least he warned
me!
Flea-brained ninny! Duck!
What's wrong Luigi? Are my
floors dirty?
Somebody mop this floor, pronto!
Your floors aren't dirty
you yelled duck!
Duck? Not that kind of duck.
My servant here doesn't know
the difference between duck and
turkey.
So why are you here lad?
Hey, the princess sent me.
She's had a lot of complaints
about you being a bully.
Me a bully? Nonsense.
I want my duck now! Now I say!
Eeeek! Aaahhhh!
Honestly! A dog could be a
better servant!
Might as well be a dog, the way
King Windbag treats us!
A dog? What a-
of an idea!
Yeah, just the kind of
trouble
King Dad wanted us to cause when
he told us to follow Luigi.
WHERE'S MY DUCK!
Ahhh!
Uh, you really shouldn't bully
your servants King Windbag.
Don't just stand there like a
lamp post, show me the duck!
Ahhhh!
Wha??
No duck here, turkey! (effort
grunt)
Whooa!
No!
Now King Windbag is King
Fleabag!
Whooooa!
And the pesky plumber's gonna
be
a mustached mutt!
Give me back my wand!
Where are we? What is this
place?
It's the real world, Miami, I
think. Look out!
Let's get my wand back from
hip and hop and get outta this
place!
Hey look, there they are!
King Dad will be proud-
-of all the trouble we're
causing Luigi!
OK when the next car drives in,
we run in after it!
Me, King Windbag run? Royalty
never runs!
Smells like-
-chow time!
Hey, they'll never let mutts
in here. Come on, this way!
I wonder where Hip and Hop are?
Aahhhh!
Bingo! We've found 'em!
I want my wand back now!
Aahhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Somebody call for the dog
catcher?
Yaaaahhh!
Huh?
Yiiiiah!
Look the littlest Mario Brother-
Is headed for the dog house!
Farewell-
-Fidos!
My wand, we'll never get it
back.
We're gonna be stuck as dogs
forever and never see the
Mushroom Kingdom again!
Tomorrow morning the Space
Shuttle will launch from Kennedy
Space Center.
3, 2
1 let's blast off!
Welcome to Florida's State
Poochitentiary.
Move Fido!
Hey, you always gotta bully
someone, dontcha?
Bully? Nonsense! I'm a king, I
have rights!
Well so do these guys and if we
want their help
Help? From these shiftless curs?
For what?
Well if we form a pyramid, I can
climb up there and break us out!
Hup, two, much, line up, pronto!
Leaping Labradors, you ever
heard the wordÄúpleaseAù it
works wonders!
Please!
Get in there King!
Me?
Hang on guys!
Whoa, what a dog pile. Hang on
guys!
In a minute we'll blow this
dog house!
The police have issued a special
emergency alert.
There is a red sports car
rampaging through Florida,
heading toward Kennedy Space
Center.
Stay inside. Aaahhh!
Hip and Hop at the Space Center?
That could be trouble!
Yowwwww!
Yaaahhh!
Wow!
Heh? Hah?
You mongrel menace!
My truck! The mutts stole my
truck!
I can't jump this fence!
It's hopeless!
Hardly! What do dogs do best
dig!
Hey, good idea King Windbag!
Hey look! The astronauts!
If that isn't Hip and Hop, my
name is Fido!
Freeze Fido! You're going back
to the dog house.
200 years to life, whichever
comes last!
Uhhh, huh?
Aaahhh!
Uh-
-Oh!
King Windbag, catch!
My wand! I finally got my wand
back!
Ohhh! No more fleas!
Hey where are you two going?
Back to Koopa Castle for you!
Maybe he'd be a kinder,
gentler dog catcher if he knew
what it was like being a dog.
And I know I'll be a kinder
king, down Fido!
Let's get back home! I've
got a kingdom to take care of!
Ahhhh! Whoa! What a nightmare
for a minute there Nah, nah!
Duck!
-D-Duck?
And mashed potatoes, and some
peas
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
Real World Prison straight ahead
King Dad!
Prison, the only place in the
real world with our kind of
people.
What? Aaahhhh!
OK, who else thinks they can
beat me at basketball?
Crime Wave Clyde? Real world
public enemy number one?
If I wasn't they would've
put me in this here jail for
twelve thousand four hundred and
twenty three years with no
parole!
This is your lucky day! King Dad
just gave you a pardon!
Huh?
Got 'em King Dad!
I want some answers! Who are
you? Why'd you bust me out?
What kind of vehicle is this?
And why are you still wearing
those stupid reptile disguises?
Owww let go of my nose!
No problem.
Whoa!
Ow!
These are not disguises. I am
Bowser Koopa, King Koopa to you.
And these little darlings are my
Koopa kids.
So whaddaya want from me?
I'm a super criminal, not an
animal trainer!
This is like some freaky dream!
You're King Koopa the evil
nasty super bad guy that's
wacking Mushroom Kingdom and
these really are your kids?
No costumes?
And you're the kind of
villainous culprit who can help
me give my precious kids all the
advantages I never had!
Forget it scale-face!
I'm no nanny!
Hang on! I'm not looking for a
baby-sitter.
I want you to teach these tots
every illegal, underhanded,
treacherous trick you know!
What's in it for me?
You keep half of what you steal.
Mr. Reptile, you got a deal.
OK Koopa class, today we're
gonna start with the basics.
Lesson one, bank robbery.
Hey Luigi. You ever notice how
clouds can look like other
things?
Like that one over there. Looks
sort of like the princess!
Yeah, sure does, Mario. And that
one looks like Aunt Maria!
Hey, but for realism how about
that one over there?
It looks just like the Doom
Ship!
Yeeah, the Doom Ship!
Aahhhhhh!
We gotta stop those lunkhead
Koopas from robbing the bank!
What a lovely fur give it to
me!
Huh?
Do what I tell you. Toss it into
the sack! All of it!
Hey bully! Catch this!
Aaahhh!
Ouch!
Aaaaahhh! yow!
Stupid Mario Brothers, ruin all
my fun.
Come on gang, I know when
we're not wanted.
Ohhhhhhh!
Sheeeyy! Shay!
All right Koopa class you
failed lesson one.
It's time for lesson two
how to get the good guys outta
your hair!
Help! Someone help!
It's coming from over there!
Hey! What's wrong little boy?
Ugly green monsters! They stole
my lunch money!
Those lousy Koopas! Which way
did they go?
Down that big pipe!
You did great kid! The Mario
Brothers fell for it big!
Here's your lunch money back.
Whoa!
Whoaa!
We've been snookered!
Right you are, super suckers!
It's curtains for you creeps.
You're history, you've had
it, you're done for.
It's all over, we win, times
out, your clock is clean.
The sun has set, the fat lady
has sung, the cheese has molded,
the Super Mario Brothers
are no more!
Enough already!
So you won't be lonely,
here's a little something to
keep you company!
Mario, he's getting angry!
You kids are ready.
I taught you everything I know
about crime. Now gets do it!
Chief! Rock!
Ahhh, I love the sound of
children playing.
Stick 'em up! Gimme your
purse!
I'm a real bad robber Koopa.
I'm also a bad dancer.
Hey! Cootie pie, stick 'em up,
put your hands in the air.
I'm a thief and a crook.
Big Mouth! That's mine! I
stole it all personally!
That's 522 wallets, 391
purses, 912 gold coins and a
yo-yo.
Stick 'em up! This patooey
plant is loaded!
No no no! You're not supposed
to rob each other!
Do I have to go over this again!
Hey cut it out, give that back!
Right now!
You guys are driving me crazy!
Oooh!
Wonderful! Wonderful! Quick
little learners aren't they?
Makes a dad proud.
These brats are giving me a
headache!
I think it's time for the
grand finale, the big finish,
the crime of the mushroom
century!
Are we gonna rob the ruins of
the mushroom carols?
Pilfer the pyramids in the
Koopahari desert?
I know! Make that yucky Princess
Toadstool disappear!
No, my little evilings, you're
gonna steal a billion gold coins
from the Mushroom Kingdom
Treasury.
Well I guess a billion gold
coins might make my headache go
away.
Whoaaaaa!
Sheeew! Aahhhhhh! We've
searched everywhere, Mario.
There's no way out!
Don't light this
till I say go!
Got it, Crime Wave Clyde!
What's going on here! W-What
are you doing?
Just following orders.
I didn't tell you do that?
No, but King Daddy did!
Dad never planned on giving you
half of anything!
We're double crossing you!
I can't take this anymore, I
can't!
Whooooaa!
I think this is the end, Mario!
Aahhhh! Hey good guys! You've
gotta get me get back to the
real world.
Please! Please! I'll do
anything!
I'll even help you stop the
Koopalings from robbing the
Mushroom Treasury!
Hey well thanks for the help
Clyde,
but I've never seen anyone so
happy to be back behind bars!
12,423 years, no parole is a lot
better than one more day with
those Koopas.
Heh, he's just lucky didn't
have to face the Koopa kids on a
bad day, huh Luigi!
Duck
you turkey!
Yoww! Well at least he warned
me!
Flea-brained ninny! Duck!
What's wrong Luigi? Are my
floors dirty?
Somebody mop this floor, pronto!
Your floors aren't dirty
you yelled duck!
Duck? Not that kind of duck.
My servant here doesn't know
the difference between duck and
turkey.
So why are you here lad?
Hey, the princess sent me.
She's had a lot of complaints
about you being a bully.
Me a bully? Nonsense.
I want my duck now! Now I say!
Eeeek! Aaahhhh!
Honestly! A dog could be a
better servant!
Might as well be a dog, the way
King Windbag treats us!
A dog? What a-
of an idea!
Yeah, just the kind of
trouble
King Dad wanted us to cause when
he told us to follow Luigi.
WHERE'S MY DUCK!
Ahhh!
Uh, you really shouldn't bully
your servants King Windbag.
Don't just stand there like a
lamp post, show me the duck!
Ahhhh!
Wha??
No duck here, turkey! (effort
grunt)
Whooa!
No!
Now King Windbag is King
Fleabag!
Whooooa!
And the pesky plumber's gonna
be
a mustached mutt!
Give me back my wand!
Where are we? What is this
place?
It's the real world, Miami, I
think. Look out!
Let's get my wand back from
hip and hop and get outta this
place!
Hey look, there they are!
King Dad will be proud-
-of all the trouble we're
causing Luigi!
OK when the next car drives in,
we run in after it!
Me, King Windbag run? Royalty
never runs!
Smells like-
-chow time!
Hey, they'll never let mutts
in here. Come on, this way!
I wonder where Hip and Hop are?
Aahhhh!
Bingo! We've found 'em!
I want my wand back now!
Aahhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Somebody call for the dog
catcher?
Yaaaahhh!
Huh?
Yiiiiah!
Look the littlest Mario Brother-
Is headed for the dog house!
Farewell-
-Fidos!
My wand, we'll never get it
back.
We're gonna be stuck as dogs
forever and never see the
Mushroom Kingdom again!
Tomorrow morning the Space
Shuttle will launch from Kennedy
Space Center.
3, 2
1 let's blast off!
Welcome to Florida's State
Poochitentiary.
Move Fido!
Hey, you always gotta bully
someone, dontcha?
Bully? Nonsense! I'm a king, I
have rights!
Well so do these guys and if we
want their help
Help? From these shiftless curs?
For what?
Well if we form a pyramid, I can
climb up there and break us out!
Hup, two, much, line up, pronto!
Leaping Labradors, you ever
heard the wordÄúpleaseAù it
works wonders!
Please!
Get in there King!
Me?
Hang on guys!
Whoa, what a dog pile. Hang on
guys!
In a minute we'll blow this
dog house!
The police have issued a special
emergency alert.
There is a red sports car
rampaging through Florida,
heading toward Kennedy Space
Center.
Stay inside. Aaahhh!
Hip and Hop at the Space Center?
That could be trouble!
Yowwwww!
Yaaahhh!
Wow!
Heh? Hah?
You mongrel menace!
My truck! The mutts stole my
truck!
I can't jump this fence!
It's hopeless!
Hardly! What do dogs do best
dig!
Hey, good idea King Windbag!
Hey look! The astronauts!
If that isn't Hip and Hop, my
name is Fido!
Freeze Fido! You're going back
to the dog house.
200 years to life, whichever
comes last!
Uhhh, huh?
Aaahhh!
Uh-
-Oh!
King Windbag, catch!
My wand! I finally got my wand
back!
Ohhh! No more fleas!
Hey where are you two going?
Back to Koopa Castle for you!
Maybe he'd be a kinder,
gentler dog catcher if he knew
what it was like being a dog.
And I know I'll be a kinder
king, down Fido!
Let's get back home! I've
got a kingdom to take care of!
Ahhhh! Whoa! What a nightmare
for a minute there Nah, nah!
Duck!
-D-Duck?
And mashed potatoes, and some
peas