The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e02 Episode Script

The Coach; The Joy

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
Darwin: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GONNA WORK? 'CAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO GONNA WORK? 'CAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO TO GYM CLASS.
'CAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO TO GYM CLASS.
[ SMACK! .]
TO GYM CLASS.
[ SMACK! .]
Gumball: AH! [ SMACK! .]
Gumball: AH! MY LEGS ARE TRYING TO KICK MY Gumball: AH! MY LEGS ARE TRYING TO KICK MY BRAIN FOR JUST THINKING ABOUT MY LEGS ARE TRYING TO KICK MY BRAIN FOR JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
BRAIN FOR JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.
IT.
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.
TODAY'S THE DAY THE PLAN WORKS.
BUT DON'T YOU WORRY.
TODAY'S THE DAY THE PLAN WORKS.
Darwin: BUT IT'S ALREADY GONE TODAY'S THE DAY THE PLAN WORKS.
Darwin: BUT IT'S ALREADY GONE WRONG SO MANY TIMES.
Darwin: BUT IT'S ALREADY GONE WRONG SO MANY TIMES.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST ACCEPT OUR WRONG SO MANY TIMES.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST ACCEPT OUR FATE AND GO TO GYM CLASS.
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST ACCEPT OUR FATE AND GO TO GYM CLASS.
OW! FATE AND GO TO GYM CLASS.
OW! Gumball: DON'T SAY THAT WORD.
OW! Gumball: DON'T SAY THAT WORD.
YOU'RE MAKING THEM ANGRY.
Gumball: DON'T SAY THAT WORD.
YOU'RE MAKING THEM ANGRY.
JUST LET ME DEAL WITH THIS.
YOU'RE MAKING THEM ANGRY.
JUST LET ME DEAL WITH THIS.
[ SIGHS .]
WHAT IS IT? JUST LET ME DEAL WITH THIS.
[ SIGHS .]
WHAT IS IT? NO, I HAVEN'T LOST WEIGHT.
[ SIGHS .]
WHAT IS IT? NO, I HAVEN'T LOST WEIGHT.
NO, I HAVEN'T DONE SOMETHING NEW NO, I HAVEN'T LOST WEIGHT.
NO, I HAVEN'T DONE SOMETHING NEW WITH MY HAIR.
NO, I HAVEN'T DONE SOMETHING NEW WITH MY HAIR.
NO, YOU DON'T HAVE THE BUBONIC WITH MY HAIR.
NO, YOU DON'T HAVE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE.
NO, YOU DON'T HAVE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE.
NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE A SECOND PLAGUE.
NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE A SECOND OPINION ON THAT, THEREFORE, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE A SECOND OPINION ON THAT, THEREFORE, NO, YOU CANNOT GET A NOTE TO SKIP OPINION ON THAT, THEREFORE, NO, YOU CANNOT GET A NOTE TO SKIP GYM CLASS.
YOU CANNOT GET A NOTE TO SKIP GYM CLASS.
[ SMACK! .]
GYM CLASS.
[ SMACK! .]
WHAT WAS THAT? [ SMACK! .]
WHAT WAS THAT? Gumball: DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT WAS THAT? Gumball: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT IS THAT I IT.
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT IS THAT I RESPECT YOU AS A PROFESSIONAL WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT IS THAT I RESPECT YOU AS A PROFESSIONAL AND I COMMEND YOU FOR YOUR RESPECT YOU AS A PROFESSIONAL AND I COMMEND YOU FOR YOUR DEDICATION TO MEDICAL PRACTICE.
AND I COMMEND YOU FOR YOUR DEDICATION TO MEDICAL PRACTICE.
AND FOR THIS, I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATION TO MEDICAL PRACTICE.
AND FOR THIS, I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY SHAKE YOU BY THE AND FOR THIS, I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY SHAKE YOU BY THE HAND.
PERSONALLY SHAKE YOU BY THE HAND.
DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A HAND.
DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A QUARTER? DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A QUARTER? Gumball: AND THERE'S PLENTY QUARTER? Gumball: AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
Gumball: AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
HOW DOES 1,000 CENTS SOUND TO MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
HOW DOES 1,000 CENTS SOUND TO YOU? HOW DOES 1,000 CENTS SOUND TO YOU? Darwin: $10? YOU? Darwin: $10? Gumball: HOW DOES 100 CENTS Darwin: $10? Gumball: HOW DOES 100 CENTS SOUND TO YOU? Gumball: HOW DOES 100 CENTS SOUND TO YOU? A DOLLAR? SOUND TO YOU? A DOLLAR? IF I JUST WROTE YOU A NOTE NOW, A DOLLAR? IF I JUST WROTE YOU A NOTE NOW, WOULD YOU PROMISE NEVER TO COME IF I JUST WROTE YOU A NOTE NOW, WOULD YOU PROMISE NEVER TO COME BACK? WOULD YOU PROMISE NEVER TO COME BACK? Gumball: I SWEAR.
BACK? Gumball: I SWEAR.
HEY, THAT'S AN I.
O.
U.
Gumball: I SWEAR.
HEY, THAT'S AN I.
O.
U.
Gumball: TOLD YOU IT WOULD HEY, THAT'S AN I.
O.
U.
Gumball: TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK.
Gumball: TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK.
[ SNEAKERS SQUEAK .]
WORK.
[ SNEAKERS SQUEAK .]
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SNEAKERS SQUEAK .]
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS .]
WHY ARE YOU KIDS NOT IN GYM [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS .]
WHY ARE YOU KIDS NOT IN GYM CLASS? WHY ARE YOU KIDS NOT IN GYM CLASS? Darwin: [ Muffled .]
WE'VE GOT CLASS? Darwin: [ Muffled .]
WE'VE GOT A SICK NOTE.
Darwin: [ Muffled .]
WE'VE GOT A SICK NOTE.
WHERE IS THIS SICK NOTE A SICK NOTE.
WHERE IS THIS SICK NOTE EXACTLY? WHERE IS THIS SICK NOTE EXACTLY? Gumball: I THINK IT'S IN EXACTLY? Gumball: I THINK IT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
Gumball: I THINK IT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
HOW CONVENIENT.
THERE SOMEWHERE.
HOW CONVENIENT.
YOU DON'T LOOK VERY SICK TO ME.
HOW CONVENIENT.
YOU DON'T LOOK VERY SICK TO ME.
AND YOU LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE YOU DON'T LOOK VERY SICK TO ME.
AND YOU LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU.
AND YOU LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Gumball: UHSURE.
WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Gumball: UHSURE.
LET ME JUST TAKE A STEP BACK.
Gumball: UHSURE.
LET ME JUST TAKE A STEP BACK.
WHAT THE? LET ME JUST TAKE A STEP BACK.
WHAT THE? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? WHAT THE? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE GETTING ANY WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE GETTING ANY FURTHER AWAY.
YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE GETTING ANY FURTHER AWAY.
OH, THERE WE GO.
FURTHER AWAY.
OH, THERE WE GO.
HI, MISTER.
OH, THERE WE GO.
HI, MISTER.
YOU CAN CALL ME COACH.
HI, MISTER.
YOU CAN CALL ME COACH.
NOW GET TO GYM CLASS.
YOU CAN CALL ME COACH.
NOW GET TO GYM CLASS.
[ SMACK! .]
NOW GET TO GYM CLASS.
[ SMACK! .]
[ HEART BEATING .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ HEART BEATING .]
[ GASPING .]
[ HEART BEATING .]
[ GASPING .]
WHAT'S GOING ON? [ GASPING .]
WHAT'S GOING ON? I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT IT'S WHAT'S GOING ON? I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT IT'S HORRIBLE! I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT IT'S HORRIBLE! CODE RED! HORRIBLE! CODE RED! I REPEAT -- CODE RED! CODE RED! I REPEAT -- CODE RED! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT -- CODE RED! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS BODY IS EXERCISING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS BODY IS EXERCISING! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! THIS BODY IS EXERCISING! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! WHAT DO I DO? SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO WE DO? I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING WHAT DO WE DO? I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING HEALTHIER! I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING HEALTHIER! WELL, IN CIRCUMSTANCES LIKE HEALTHIER! WELL, IN CIRCUMSTANCES LIKE THIS, I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY WELL, IN CIRCUMSTANCES LIKE THIS, I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT NOW WOULD BE THE RIGHT TIME THIS, I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT NOW WOULD BE THE RIGHT TIME TO THAT NOW WOULD BE THE RIGHT TIME TO FREAK OUT! TO FREAK OUT! [ ALL SCREAM .]
FREAK OUT! [ ALL SCREAM .]
Gumball: [ STRAINING .]
[ ALL SCREAM .]
Gumball: [ STRAINING .]
[ PANTING .]
Gumball: [ STRAINING .]
[ PANTING .]
HEY, WATTERSON, IF YOUR SWEAT [ PANTING .]
HEY, WATTERSON, IF YOUR SWEAT REACHES ME, I'M GONNA INVITE YOU HEY, WATTERSON, IF YOUR SWEAT REACHES ME, I'M GONNA INVITE YOU TO A PAIN PARTY, WHERE THE ONLY REACHES ME, I'M GONNA INVITE YOU TO A PAIN PARTY, WHERE THE ONLY GUESTS ARE YOU, ME, AND MY FIST.
TO A PAIN PARTY, WHERE THE ONLY GUESTS ARE YOU, ME, AND MY FIST.
Gumball: IT'S NOT SWEAT.
GUESTS ARE YOU, ME, AND MY FIST.
Gumball: IT'S NOT SWEAT.
IT'S MY ORGANS CRYING.
Gumball: IT'S NOT SWEAT.
IT'S MY ORGANS CRYING.
COME ON, WATTERSON.
IT'S MY ORGANS CRYING.
COME ON, WATTERSON.
IF YOU CAN'T MANAGE A SIMPLE COME ON, WATTERSON.
IF YOU CAN'T MANAGE A SIMPLE PUSH-UP, HOW ARE YOU EVER GONNA IF YOU CAN'T MANAGE A SIMPLE PUSH-UP, HOW ARE YOU EVER GONNA DO A CARTWHEEL? PUSH-UP, HOW ARE YOU EVER GONNA DO A CARTWHEEL? Gumball: WHY WOULD I EVER DO A CARTWHEEL? Gumball: WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO DO A CARTWHEEL? Gumball: WHY WOULD I EVER WANT TO DO A CARTWHEEL? BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU LEARN WANT TO DO A CARTWHEEL? BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU LEARN IN GYM CLASS COULD MAKE A BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU LEARN IN GYM CLASS COULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE ONE DAY.
IN GYM CLASS COULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE ONE DAY.
Gumball: WHAT POSSIBLE USE DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE ONE DAY.
Gumball: WHAT POSSIBLE USE COULD I HAVE FOR KNOWING HOW TO Gumball: WHAT POSSIBLE USE COULD I HAVE FOR KNOWING HOW TO DO A CARTWHEEL, APART FROM COULD I HAVE FOR KNOWING HOW TO DO A CARTWHEEL, APART FROM PHYSICALLY REPLACING THE WHEEL PHYSICALLY REPLACING THE WHEEL ON A CART? ON A CART? MAYBE THE DAY YOU WANT TO WIN MAYBE THE DAY YOU WANT TO WIN GOLD IN THE 1986 OLYMPICS.
GOLD IN THE 1986 OLYMPICS.
Darwin: THAT'S NOT A Darwin: THAT'S NOT A CARTWHEEL.
CARTWHEEL.
THAT'S JUST A PHOTO OF YOU THAT'S JUST A PHOTO OF YOU UPSIDE DOWN.
UPSIDE DOWN.
Gumball: YEAH, WELL, THAT STILL DOESN'T PROVE IT'S USEFUL.
Gumball: YEAH, WELL, THAT STILL DOESN'T PROVE IT'S USEFUL.
OH, REALLY? STILL DOESN'T PROVE IT'S USEFUL.
OH, REALLY? JAMIE, YOU'RE RUNNING, BEING OH, REALLY? JAMIE, YOU'RE RUNNING, BEING CHASED BY A PACK OF ANGRY DOGS, JAMIE, YOU'RE RUNNING, BEING CHASED BY A PACK OF ANGRY DOGS, BUT, OH, NO, YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR CHASED BY A PACK OF ANGRY DOGS, BUT, OH, NO, YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR PEN.
BUT, OH, NO, YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR PEN.
NOW, DO YOU LET THOSE DOGS HAVE PEN.
NOW, DO YOU LET THOSE DOGS HAVE THAT HARD-EARNED PEN, OR DO YOU NOW, DO YOU LET THOSE DOGS HAVE THAT HARD-EARNED PEN, OR DO YOU CARTWHEEL YOUR WAY OUT OF IT THAT HARD-EARNED PEN, OR DO YOU CARTWHEEL YOUR WAY OUT OF IT LIKE A BOSS? CARTWHEEL YOUR WAY OUT OF IT LIKE A BOSS? Gumball: STATISTICALLY, THAT LIKE A BOSS? Gumball: STATISTICALLY, THAT IS QUITE UNLIKELY, BUT IN THAT Gumball: STATISTICALLY, THAT IS QUITE UNLIKELY, BUT IN THAT HIGHLY ILLOGICALLY AND IS QUITE UNLIKELY, BUT IN THAT HIGHLY ILLOGICALLY AND INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC SITUATION, I HIGHLY ILLOGICALLY AND INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC SITUATION, I GUESS YOU DO HAVE A POINT.
INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC SITUATION, I GUESS YOU DO HAVE A POINT.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT STUFF? GUESS YOU DO HAVE A POINT.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT STUFF? LET ME PAINT YOU A PICTURE.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT STUFF? LET ME PAINT YOU A PICTURE.
YOU'RE BEING CHASED BY ANOTHER LET ME PAINT YOU A PICTURE.
YOU'RE BEING CHASED BY ANOTHER PACK OF ANGRY DOGS.
YOU'RE BEING CHASED BY ANOTHER PACK OF ANGRY DOGS.
YOU'VE REACHED A RAVINE WITH PACK OF ANGRY DOGS.
YOU'VE REACHED A RAVINE WITH ONLY ASYMMETRIC BARS ALLOWING YOU'VE REACHED A RAVINE WITH ONLY ASYMMETRIC BARS ALLOWING YOU TO REACH THE OTHER SIDE.
ONLY ASYMMETRIC BARS ALLOWING YOU TO REACH THE OTHER SIDE.
THEY WANT YOUR PEN.
YOU TO REACH THE OTHER SIDE.
THEY WANT YOUR PEN.
WHAT DO YOU DO? THEY WANT YOUR PEN.
WHAT DO YOU DO? Gumball: [ LAUGHS .]
WHAT DO YOU DO? Gumball: [ LAUGHS .]
I GUESS I'D JUST TURN ON MY Gumball: [ LAUGHS .]
I GUESS I'D JUST TURN ON MY JET PACK, FLY OVER THE RAVINE, I GUESS I'D JUST TURN ON MY JET PACK, FLY OVER THE RAVINE, LAND IN MY FLYING CAR, AND DRIVE JET PACK, FLY OVER THE RAVINE, LAND IN MY FLYING CAR, AND DRIVE TO SPACE.
LAND IN MY FLYING CAR, AND DRIVE TO SPACE.
THAT'S COMPLETELY TO SPACE.
THAT'S COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC.
THAT'S COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC.
JAMIE, COME HERE AND SHOW UNREALISTIC.
JAMIE, COME HERE AND SHOW WATTERSON HOW YOU WOULD DO IT.
PERFECT.
YOU REMIND ME OF ME AT YOUR AGE.
Gumball: EXCEPT FOR THE FACT YOU REMIND ME OF ME AT YOUR AGE.
Gumball: EXCEPT FOR THE FACT SHE HAS A NECK.
Gumball: EXCEPT FOR THE FACT SHE HAS A NECK.
[ STRAINS .]
[ STRAINS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
FASTER.
FASTER.
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TAKE GOLD AT THE '96 OLYMPICS.
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TAKE GOLD AT THE '96 OLYMPICS.
[ STRAINS .]
THE '96 OLYMPICS.
[ STRAINS .]
OOOOOOOOOOH, MAN! [ STRAINS .]
OOOOOOOOOOH, MAN! THAT WAS MY PANTS! OOOOOOOOOOH, MAN! THAT WAS MY PANTS! Darwin: TRY AND GO FASTER! THAT WAS MY PANTS! Darwin: TRY AND GO FASTER! SPEED WILL BLUR YOUR SHAME.
Darwin: TRY AND GO FASTER! SPEED WILL BLUR YOUR SHAME.
Gumball: I CAN'T! SPEED WILL BLUR YOUR SHAME.
Gumball: I CAN'T! I'M AT FULL SPEED! Gumball: I CAN'T! I'M AT FULL SPEED! DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING! I'M AT FULL SPEED! DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING! Darwin: HOLD ON! DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING! Darwin: HOLD ON! I'M GONNA TRY AND PUT THEM BACK Darwin: HOLD ON! I'M GONNA TRY AND PUT THEM BACK ON IN THREE, TWO I'M GONNA TRY AND PUT THEM BACK ON IN THREE, TWO [ GLASS SHATTERS .]
ON IN THREE, TWO [ GLASS SHATTERS .]
OKAY, SO YOU'VE JUST BEEN TO [ GLASS SHATTERS .]
OKAY, SO YOU'VE JUST BEEN TO THE MALL, BUT SUDDENLY IN THE OKAY, SO YOU'VE JUST BEEN TO THE MALL, BUT SUDDENLY IN THE CAR PARK, YOU SEE A PACK OF THE MALL, BUT SUDDENLY IN THE CAR PARK, YOU SEE A PACK OF ANGRY DOGS WHO -- CAR PARK, YOU SEE A PACK OF ANGRY DOGS WHO -- Gumball: YEAH, YEAH.
ANGRY DOGS WHO -- Gumball: YEAH, YEAH.
WHY DON'T WE JUST LET JAMIE SHOW Gumball: YEAH, YEAH.
WHY DON'T WE JUST LET JAMIE SHOW US HOW TO DO IT? AND THAT IS HOW YOU WIN THREE GOLD MEDALS IN TRAMPOLINING.
NOW SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
GOLD MEDALS IN TRAMPOLINING.
NOW SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
NOW SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
HIGHER.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
HIGHER.
HIGHER.
HIGHER.
HIGHER.
HIGHER.
HIGHER.
HIGHER.
ANGRY DOGS -- THREE.
HIGHER.
ANGRY DOGS -- THREE.
WATTERSON -- NIL.
ANGRY DOGS -- THREE.
WATTERSON -- NIL.
[ SPITS .]
WATTERSON -- NIL.
[ SPITS .]
LESSON OVER.
[ SPITS .]
LESSON OVER.
Gumball: [ WHIMPERS .]
LESSON OVER.
Gumball: [ WHIMPERS .]
Darwin: HOW AM I GONNA EAT? Gumball: [ WHIMPERS .]
Darwin: HOW AM I GONNA EAT? COACH WORKED ALL MY MUSCLE Darwin: HOW AM I GONNA EAT? COACH WORKED ALL MY MUSCLE GROUPS.
COACH WORKED ALL MY MUSCLE GROUPS.
EVEN MY TONGUE HURTS.
GROUPS.
EVEN MY TONGUE HURTS.
COACH TOLD ME I NEED TO CUT EVEN MY TONGUE HURTS.
COACH TOLD ME I NEED TO CUT OUT THE CARBS.
COACH TOLD ME I NEED TO CUT OUT THE CARBS.
AND THAT'S ALL I AM! OUT THE CARBS.
AND THAT'S ALL I AM! WHEN COACH SAID THEY WERE AND THAT'S ALL I AM! WHEN COACH SAID THEY WERE GONNA GET US INTO SHAPE, I NEVER WHEN COACH SAID THEY WERE GONNA GET US INTO SHAPE, I NEVER EXPECTED TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
GONNA GET US INTO SHAPE, I NEVER EXPECTED TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
THAT WORKOUT WAS HORRIBLE.
EXPECTED TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
THAT WORKOUT WAS HORRIBLE.
I ACTUALLY FEEL ALIVE.
THAT WORKOUT WAS HORRIBLE.
I ACTUALLY FEEL ALIVE.
IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY I ACTUALLY FEEL ALIVE.
IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU'RE GONNA MEET THE NEW IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU'RE GONNA MEET THE NEW "FISTORY" TEACHER, WAY, YOU'RE GONNA MEET THE NEW "FISTORY" TEACHER, PROFESSOR KNUCKLES, FOR A "FISTORY" TEACHER, PROFESSOR KNUCKLES, FOR A TWO-HOUR LESSON OF PAIN.
PROFESSOR KNUCKLES, FOR A TWO-HOUR LESSON OF PAIN.
NOW MOVE! TWO-HOUR LESSON OF PAIN.
NOW MOVE! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? NOW MOVE! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? Gumball: TO BE HONEST, THE WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? Gumball: TO BE HONEST, THE PAIN FROM MOVING WOULD BE WORSE Gumball: TO BE HONEST, THE PAIN FROM MOVING WOULD BE WORSE THAN THE PAIN FROM YOUR FISTS, PAIN FROM MOVING WOULD BE WORSE THAN THE PAIN FROM YOUR FISTS, SO JUST GO AHEAD.
THAN THE PAIN FROM YOUR FISTS, SO JUST GO AHEAD.
[ SPITTING .]
SO JUST GO AHEAD.
[ SPITTING .]
HUH? [ SPITTING .]
HUH? [ SPITTING CONTINUES .]
HUH? [ SPITTING CONTINUES .]
THE ONLY TYPE OF FIGHTING I [ SPITTING CONTINUES .]
THE ONLY TYPE OF FIGHTING I TOLERATE IS ON THE MAT LIKE WHEN THE ONLY TYPE OF FIGHTING I TOLERATE IS ON THE MAT LIKE WHEN I WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN TOLERATE IS ON THE MAT LIKE WHEN I WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN TAE KWON DO AT THE 1988 I WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN TAE KWON DO AT THE 1988 OLYMPICS.
TAE KWON DO AT THE 1988 OLYMPICS.
BANDAL CHAGI.
OLYMPICS.
BANDAL CHAGI.
DOLLYO CHAGI.
BANDAL CHAGI.
DOLLYO CHAGI.
YEOP CHAGI.
DOLLYO CHAGI.
YEOP CHAGI.
JAMIE, YOU APOLOGIZE TO YEOP CHAGI.
JAMIE, YOU APOLOGIZE TO WATTERSON THIS INSTANT.
JAMIE, YOU APOLOGIZE TO WATTERSON THIS INSTANT.
YES, COACH.
WATTERSON THIS INSTANT.
YES, COACH.
I-I'M SORRY, COACH.
YES, COACH.
I-I'M SORRY, COACH.
NOW, WHAT DO WE SAY TO PEOPLE I-I'M SORRY, COACH.
NOW, WHAT DO WE SAY TO PEOPLE WE'VE UPSET? NOW, WHAT DO WE SAY TO PEOPLE WE'VE UPSET? I'M SORRY, GUMBALL, FOR WHAT WE'VE UPSET? I'M SORRY, GUMBALL, FOR WHAT I SAID.
I'M SORRY, GUMBALL, FOR WHAT I SAID.
LET'S PUT OUR DIFFERENCES TO I SAID.
LET'S PUT OUR DIFFERENCES TO BED.
LET'S PUT OUR DIFFERENCES TO BED.
I HOPE THESE WORDS WILL MAKE BED.
I HOPE THESE WORDS WILL MAKE AMENDS AND WE CAN BE THE BEST OF I HOPE THESE WORDS WILL MAKE AMENDS AND WE CAN BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
WHAT? YEAH, WHATEVER.
YOU BETTER SHUT UP IF YOU DON'T WANT MR.
AND MRS.
PAIN TO INVITE YOU BETTER SHUT UP IF YOU DON'T WANT MR.
AND MRS.
PAIN TO INVITE YOU TO DINNER.
WANT MR.
AND MRS.
PAIN TO INVITE YOU TO DINNER.
THEY ONLY SERVE FILET O'FIST! YOU TO DINNER.
THEY ONLY SERVE FILET O'FIST! Gumball: IT'S OKAY, JAMIE.
THEY ONLY SERVE FILET O'FIST! Gumball: IT'S OKAY, JAMIE.
YOU CAN LET THAT ANGER GO.
Gumball: IT'S OKAY, JAMIE.
YOU CAN LET THAT ANGER GO.
YOU TOUCHED OUR HEARTS YOU CAN LET THAT ANGER GO.
YOU TOUCHED OUR HEARTS YESTERDAY.
YOU TOUCHED OUR HEARTS YESTERDAY.
OH, I'LL TOUCH YOUR HEART YESTERDAY.
OH, I'LL TOUCH YOUR HEART WITH MY FIST! OH, I'LL TOUCH YOUR HEART WITH MY FIST! Gumball: THAT'SQUITE A WITH MY FIST! Gumball: THAT'SQUITE A VIVID IMAGE, BUT UNDERSTAND YOU Gumball: THAT'SQUITE A VIVID IMAGE, BUT UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A BULLY VIVID IMAGE, BUT UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A BULLY ANYMORE.
DON'T HAVE TO BE A BULLY ANYMORE.
COACH SAW WHAT WE WERE ALL TOO ANYMORE.
COACH SAW WHAT WE WERE ALL TOO BLIND TO SEE.
COACH SAW WHAT WE WERE ALL TOO BLIND TO SEE.
THAT YOU'RE REALLY A SWEET, BLIND TO SEE.
THAT YOU'RE REALLY A SWEET, KINDORANGE THING WITH, UH, A THAT YOU'RE REALLY A SWEET, KINDORANGE THING WITH, UH, A HAT OR A WIG OR SOME KIND OF A KINDORANGE THING WITH, UH, A HAT OR A WIG OR SOME KIND OF A HELMET AND HORNS THAT WE'RE HAT OR A WIG OR SOME KIND OF A HELMET AND HORNS THAT WE'RE PROUD TO CALL OUR FRIEND.
HELMET AND HORNS THAT WE'RE PROUD TO CALL OUR FRIEND.
I AM NOT ANYONE'S FRIEND! PROUD TO CALL OUR FRIEND.
I AM NOT ANYONE'S FRIEND! THE ONLY FRIENDS I NEED ARE I AM NOT ANYONE'S FRIEND! THE ONLY FRIENDS I NEED ARE GRANDMA AND GRANDPA FIST.
THE ONLY FRIENDS I NEED ARE GRANDMA AND GRANDPA FIST.
AND THEY DON'T GIVE CANDY.
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA FIST.
AND THEY DON'T GIVE CANDY.
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU! AND THEY DON'T GIVE CANDY.
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU! I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING SO BAD, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU! I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING SO BAD, IT'LL GO DOWN IN SCHOOL HISTORY! I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING SO BAD, IT'LL GO DOWN IN SCHOOL HISTORY! Gumball: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO IT'LL GO DOWN IN SCHOOL HISTORY! Gumball: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK ON JAMIE'S HUGGING Gumball: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK ON JAMIE'S HUGGING TECHNIQUE.
WORK ON JAMIE'S HUGGING TECHNIQUE.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
TECHNIQUE.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
YOU DON'T THINK JAMIE'S REALLY [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
YOU DON'T THINK JAMIE'S REALLY GONNA DO ANYTHING BAD, DO YOU? YOU DON'T THINK JAMIE'S REALLY GONNA DO ANYTHING BAD, DO YOU? Darwin: OF COURSE NOT.
GONNA DO ANYTHING BAD, DO YOU? Darwin: OF COURSE NOT.
JUST BECAUSE SHE FED ANTON TO Darwin: OF COURSE NOT.
JUST BECAUSE SHE FED ANTON TO THE DUCKS JUST BECAUSE SHE FED ANTON TO THE DUCKS [ DUCKS SCREECHING .]
THE DUCKS [ DUCKS SCREECHING .]
OR THAT SHE CHEWED TERI'S OWN [ DUCKS SCREECHING .]
OR THAT SHE CHEWED TERI'S OWN BODY TO SPIT IT BACK IN HER OR THAT SHE CHEWED TERI'S OWN BODY TO SPIT IT BACK IN HER FACE BODY TO SPIT IT BACK IN HER FACE [ SCREAMS .]
FACE [ SCREAMS .]
OR THAT SHE ATE A LITTLE [ SCREAMS .]
OR THAT SHE ATE A LITTLE BIT OF SARAH AND BANANA JOE.
OR THAT SHE ATE A LITTLE BIT OF SARAH AND BANANA JOE.
[ SCREAMS .]
BIT OF SARAH AND BANANA JOE.
[ SCREAMS .]
Gumball: DUDE, STOP TALKING [ SCREAMS .]
Gumball: DUDE, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! Gumball: DUDE, STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE HORRIBLE ABOUT IT! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE HORRIBLE FLASHBACKS! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE HORRIBLE FLASHBACKS! Darwin: BUT PEOPLE CHANGE.
FLASHBACKS! Darwin: BUT PEOPLE CHANGE.
JUST BECAUSE SHE DID ALL THAT Darwin: BUT PEOPLE CHANGE.
JUST BECAUSE SHE DID ALL THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S CAPABLE OF JUST BECAUSE SHE DID ALL THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S CAPABLE OF CLIMBING INTO THE BACK OF A DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S CAPABLE OF CLIMBING INTO THE BACK OF A TEACHER'S CAR TO DO SOMETHING SO CLIMBING INTO THE BACK OF A TEACHER'S CAR TO DO SOMETHING SO THAT IT'LL GO DOWN IN SCHOOL TEACHER'S CAR TO DO SOMETHING SO THAT IT'LL GO DOWN IN SCHOOL HISTORY! THAT IT'LL GO DOWN IN SCHOOL HISTORY! [ ENGINE TURNS OVER .]
HISTORY! [ ENGINE TURNS OVER .]
[ TIRES SQUEAL .]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER .]
[ TIRES SQUEAL .]
DUDE, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! [ TIRES SQUEAL .]
DUDE, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! Gumball: HOLD ON! DUDE, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! Gumball: HOLD ON! LET'S TRY THE EASY WAY FIRST.
Gumball: HOLD ON! LET'S TRY THE EASY WAY FIRST.
COACH! LET'S TRY THE EASY WAY FIRST.
COACH! COACH! COACH! COACH! COACH! COACH! COACH! [ IMITATING GUITAR .]
COACH! [ IMITATING GUITAR .]
Gumball: COOOOOOOACH! [ IMITATING GUITAR .]
Gumball: COOOOOOOACH! BEHIND YOU! Gumball: COOOOOOOACH! BEHIND YOU! COACH! BEHIND YOU! COACH! COACH! COACH! COACH! WATCH OUT, COACH! COACH! WATCH OUT, COACH! CO-O-O-O-ACH! WATCH OUT, COACH! CO-O-O-O-ACH! Darwin: DUDE, STOP IT.
CO-O-O-O-ACH! Darwin: DUDE, STOP IT.
IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THE COACH Darwin: DUDE, STOP IT.
IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THE COACH CAN'T HEAR YOU.
IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THE COACH CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Gumball: AH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Gumball: AH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
JAMIE! JAMIE! Gumball: AH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
JAMIE! JAMIE! Darwin: NO! JAMIE! JAMIE! Darwin: NO! WE NEED A SHORTCUT.
Darwin: NO! WE NEED A SHORTCUT.
THERE! WE NEED A SHORTCUT.
THERE! Gumball: THERE THEY GO! THERE! Gumball: THERE THEY GO! Darwin: ALL WE GOT TO DO IS Gumball: THERE THEY GO! Darwin: ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GET ACROSS THAT WET CEMENT USING Darwin: ALL WE GOT TO DO IS GET ACROSS THAT WET CEMENT USING THOSE ASYMMETRIC SCAFFOLDING GET ACROSS THAT WET CEMENT USING THOSE ASYMMETRIC SCAFFOLDING POLES.
THOSE ASYMMETRIC SCAFFOLDING POLES.
Gumball: BUT HOW? POLES.
Gumball: BUT HOW? BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU LEARN Gumball: BUT HOW? BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU LEARN IN GYM CLASS CAN MAKE A BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU LEARN IN GYM CLASS CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE ONE DAY.
IN GYM CLASS CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE ONE DAY.
Gumball: COACH, YOU GOT TO DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LIFE ONE DAY.
Gumball: COACH, YOU GOT TO PULL OVER.
Gumball: COACH, YOU GOT TO PULL OVER.
JAMIE'S IN THE BACK OF YOUR CAR, PULL OVER.
JAMIE'S IN THE BACK OF YOUR CAR, AND HE'S ABOUT TO DO TERRIBLE JAMIE'S IN THE BACK OF YOUR CAR, AND HE'S ABOUT TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO -- AND HE'S ABOUT TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO -- KID, I'M A VISION, NOT A THINGS TO -- KID, I'M A VISION, NOT A PHONE.
KID, I'M A VISION, NOT A PHONE.
Gumball: OKAY, JUST IMAGINE PHONE.
Gumball: OKAY, JUST IMAGINE THERE'S A PACK OF DOGS DOING Gumball: OKAY, JUST IMAGINE THERE'S A PACK OF DOGS DOING SOME STUFF AND YOU'VE GOT TO GET THERE'S A PACK OF DOGS DOING SOME STUFF AND YOU'VE GOT TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT.
[ SPLOSH! .]
Darwin: HURRY UP! WE'RE LOSING HIM! Darwin: HURRY UP! WE'RE LOSING HIM! Gumball: [ MUFFLED SCREAMS .]
WE'RE LOSING HIM! Gumball: [ MUFFLED SCREAMS .]
Darwin: NO, WAIT, THEY'RE Gumball: [ MUFFLED SCREAMS .]
Darwin: NO, WAIT, THEY'RE SLOWING DOWN.
Darwin: NO, WAIT, THEY'RE SLOWING DOWN.
WE'RE NOT LOSING THEM.
SLOWING DOWN.
WE'RE NOT LOSING THEM.
NO, WAIT, THEY'RE GOING FASTER WE'RE NOT LOSING THEM.
NO, WAIT, THEY'RE GOING FASTER AGAIN.
NO, WAIT, THEY'RE GOING FASTER AGAIN.
WE'RE LOSING THEM! AGAIN.
WE'RE LOSING THEM! OH, NO, THEY SLOWED DOWN AGAIN.
WE'RE LOSING THEM! OH, NO, THEY SLOWED DOWN AGAIN.
THEY'RE TURNING THE CORNER! OH, NO, THEY SLOWED DOWN AGAIN.
THEY'RE TURNING THE CORNER! THEY'RE DRIVING UP THE STREET! THEY'RE TURNING THE CORNER! THEY'RE DRIVING UP THE STREET! A-A-ANDTHEY'RE GONE.
THEY'RE DRIVING UP THE STREET! A-A-ANDTHEY'RE GONE.
Gumball: HOW ARE WE GONNA A-A-ANDTHEY'RE GONE.
Gumball: HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND THEM NOW? Gumball: HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND THEM NOW? AAH! FIND THEM NOW? AAH! [ CRASH! .]
AAH! [ CRASH! .]
Darwin: I CAN'T SEE THEM YET! [ CRASH! .]
Darwin: I CAN'T SEE THEM YET! Gumball: THERE THEY ARE! Darwin: I CAN'T SEE THEM YET! Gumball: THERE THEY ARE! Darwin: WHERE?! Gumball: THERE THEY ARE! Darwin: WHERE?! Gumball: OVER THERE! Darwin: WHERE?! Gumball: OVER THERE! Darwin: I CAN'T SEE WHERE Gumball: OVER THERE! Darwin: I CAN'T SEE WHERE YOU'RE POINTING! Darwin: I CAN'T SEE WHERE YOU'RE POINTING! Gumball: JUST FOLLOW ME! YOU'RE POINTING! Gumball: JUST FOLLOW ME! [ WHISTLE! .]
Gumball: JUST FOLLOW ME! [ WHISTLE! .]
[ THUD! .]
[ WHISTLE! .]
[ THUD! .]
COACH, WATCH OUT.
[ THUD! .]
COACH, WATCH OUT.
HOW COME YOU LOOK SO GOOD? COACH, WATCH OUT.
HOW COME YOU LOOK SO GOOD? Darwin: I WALKED AROUND THE HOW COME YOU LOOK SO GOOD? Darwin: I WALKED AROUND THE BLOCK.
Darwin: I WALKED AROUND THE BLOCK.
WHAT KIND OF PSYCHO JUMPS OVER BLOCK.
WHAT KIND OF PSYCHO JUMPS OVER THREE STREETS? WHAT KIND OF PSYCHO JUMPS OVER THREE STREETS? Gumball: YEAH, I WAS JUST IN THREE STREETS? Gumball: YEAH, I WAS JUST IN THE MOMENT, I GUESS.
Gumball: YEAH, I WAS JUST IN THE MOMENT, I GUESS.
Darwin: COME ON! THE MOMENT, I GUESS.
Darwin: COME ON! LET'S CUT THROUGH THIS BACKYARD Darwin: COME ON! LET'S CUT THROUGH THIS BACKYARD AND CATCH THEM ON THE OTHER LET'S CUT THROUGH THIS BACKYARD AND CATCH THEM ON THE OTHER SIDE.
AND CATCH THEM ON THE OTHER SIDE.
[ DOGS GROWL, BARK .]
SIDE.
[ DOGS GROWL, BARK .]
ANGRY DOGS, AND I'VE GOT A PEN [ DOGS GROWL, BARK .]
ANGRY DOGS, AND I'VE GOT A PEN IN MY POCKET.
ANGRY DOGS, AND I'VE GOT A PEN IN MY POCKET.
WHAT DO WE DO? IN MY POCKET.
WHAT DO WE DO? Gumball: WE CARTWHEEL OUR WAY WHAT DO WE DO? Gumball: WE CARTWHEEL OUR WAY OUT OF HERE LIKE A BOSS.
Gumball: WE CARTWHEEL OUR WAY OUT OF HERE LIKE A BOSS.
[ DOGS GROWL .]
OUT OF HERE LIKE A BOSS.
[ DOGS GROWL .]
Darwin: OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO [ DOGS GROWL .]
Darwin: OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO NOW? Darwin: OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO NOW? Gumball: JUST KEEP ON NOW? Gumball: JUST KEEP ON CARTWHEELING.
Gumball: JUST KEEP ON CARTWHEELING.
[ DOGS SQUEAL .]
CARTWHEELING.
[ DOGS SQUEAL .]
HMM.
[ DOGS SQUEAL .]
HMM.
THERE THEY ARE! HMM.
THERE THEY ARE! JAMIE! THERE THEY ARE! JAMIE! COACH, WATCH OUT! JAMIE! COACH, WATCH OUT! JAMIE, NOOO! COACH, WATCH OUT! JAMIE, NOOO! [ CRASH! .]
JAMIE, NOOO! [ CRASH! .]
[ THUD! .]
[ CRASH! .]
[ THUD! .]
HEY, HEY, HEY.
[ THUD! .]
HEY, HEY, HEY.
HOW'S MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND HEY, HEY, HEY.
HOW'S MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND DAUGHTER? HOW'S MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND DAUGHTER? [ SMOOCHES .]
DAUGHTER? [ SMOOCHES .]
[ SMOOCHES .]
[ SMOOCHES .]
[ SMOOCHES .]
Both: COACH IS YOUR MOM?! [ SMOOCHES .]
Both: COACH IS YOUR MOM?! ISN'T THE RESEMBLANCE Both: COACH IS YOUR MOM?! ISN'T THE RESEMBLANCE OBVIOUS? ISN'T THE RESEMBLANCE OBVIOUS? WHAT? OBVIOUS? WHAT? YOU SHOCKED BECAUSE MOMMY IS NOW WHAT? YOU SHOCKED BECAUSE MOMMY IS NOW AT SCHOOL TO KEEP ME IN CHECK? YOU SHOCKED BECAUSE MOMMY IS NOW AT SCHOOL TO KEEP ME IN CHECK? YOU'RE SHOCKED BECAUSE NO ONE AT SCHOOL TO KEEP ME IN CHECK? YOU'RE SHOCKED BECAUSE NO ONE HAS TO BE SCARED OF ME ANYMORE YOU'RE SHOCKED BECAUSE NO ONE HAS TO BE SCARED OF ME ANYMORE AND ALL I HAVE LEFT IS BIG TALK? HAS TO BE SCARED OF ME ANYMORE AND ALL I HAVE LEFT IS BIG TALK? YOU'RE SHOCKED BECAUSE AND ALL I HAVE LEFT IS BIG TALK? YOU'RE SHOCKED BECAUSE MR.
FIST'S LICENSE TO PUNCH HAS YOU'RE SHOCKED BECAUSE MR.
FIST'S LICENSE TO PUNCH HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY REVOKED? MR.
FIST'S LICENSE TO PUNCH HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY REVOKED? Gumball: NO, DUDE.
BEEN PERMANENTLY REVOKED? Gumball: NO, DUDE.
WE'RE SHOCKED BECAUSE Gumball: NO, DUDE.
WE'RE SHOCKED BECAUSE Both: COACH IS A WOMAN?! Anais: I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS A HUG.
Dad: UH-HUH.
A HUG.
Dad: UH-HUH.
Anais: NOT ME! THEM! Dad: UH-HUH.
Anais: NOT ME! THEM! [ DOOR SLAMMING .]
Anais: NOT ME! THEM! [ DOOR SLAMMING .]
Dad: WHAT'S UP? [ DOOR SLAMMING .]
Dad: WHAT'S UP? Gumball: IT'S MONDAY! Dad: WHAT'S UP? Gumball: IT'S MONDAY! Dad: I SEE.
Gumball: IT'S MONDAY! Dad: I SEE.
DO YOU WANT A HUG? Dad: I SEE.
DO YOU WANT A HUG? Gumball: THERE'S NO POINT.
DO YOU WANT A HUG? Gumball: THERE'S NO POINT.
EVERYTHING ON MONDAY'S CRUMMY.
Gumball: THERE'S NO POINT.
EVERYTHING ON MONDAY'S CRUMMY.
Dad: WHAT ABOUT A WONDER HUG? EVERYTHING ON MONDAY'S CRUMMY.
Dad: WHAT ABOUT A WONDER HUG? Darwin: WHAT'S THAT? Dad: WHAT ABOUT A WONDER HUG? Darwin: WHAT'S THAT? Dad: IT'S FILLED WITH ALL THE Darwin: WHAT'S THAT? Dad: IT'S FILLED WITH ALL THE LOVE AND HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD.
Dad: IT'S FILLED WITH ALL THE LOVE AND HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD.
Gumball: THAT SOUNDS CRUMMY, LOVE AND HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD.
Gumball: THAT SOUNDS CRUMMY, TOO.
Gumball: THAT SOUNDS CRUMMY, TOO.
Dad: [ GASPS .]
TOO.
Dad: [ GASPS .]
WONDER HUG! Dad: [ GASPS .]
WONDER HUG! [ EXPLOSION .]
Darwin: IT WAS A GOOD HUG, BUT I STILL FEEL GRUMPY.
Gumball: THEN WHY ARE YOU BUT I STILL FEEL GRUMPY.
Gumball: THEN WHY ARE YOU SMILING? Gumball: THEN WHY ARE YOU SMILING? Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
SMILING? Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
WHY ARE YOU HEEL CLICKING? Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
WHY ARE YOU HEEL CLICKING? Gumball: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
WHY ARE YOU HEEL CLICKING? Gumball: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU BETTER RUN! Gumball: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU BETTER RUN! YOU'RE LATE FOR CLASS! YOU BETTER RUN! YOU'RE LATE FOR CLASS! NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS! YOU'RE LATE FOR CLASS! NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS! COMMAND UNACHIEVABLE.
NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS! COMMAND UNACHIEVABLE.
ASSESSING PERSONAL LEVEL OF COMMAND UNACHIEVABLE.
ASSESSING PERSONAL LEVEL OF UTILITY -- 0%.
ASSESSING PERSONAL LEVEL OF UTILITY -- 0%.
SYSTEM OBSOLETE.
UTILITY -- 0%.
SYSTEM OBSOLETE.
ENGAGING SELF-DESTRUCT.
DRESS CODE.
AAH! GOOD.
HMM.
GOOD.
HMM.
EXCELLENT.
HMM.
EXCELLENT.
PERFECT.
EXCELLENT.
PERFECT.
I LOVE THE SMELL OF DESPAIR ON A PERFECT.
I LOVE THE SMELL OF DESPAIR ON A MONDAY MORNING.
I LOVE THE SMELL OF DESPAIR ON A MONDAY MORNING.
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING.
MONDAY MORNING.
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING.
[ LAUGHS .]
I KNOW.
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING.
[ LAUGHS .]
I KNOW.
[ CLICK .]
[ LAUGHS .]
I KNOW.
[ CLICK .]
[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ CLICK .]
[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS .]
YES.
[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS .]
YES.
HMM? Darwin: DUDE, STOP SMILING.
I CAN FEEL HER EYES BURNING THE BACK OF MY HEAD.
I CAN FEEL HER EYES BURNING THE BACK OF MY HEAD.
Gumball: IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
BACK OF MY HEAD.
Gumball: IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
MY CHEEKS ARE BEGGING ME TO Gumball: IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
MY CHEEKS ARE BEGGING ME TO STOP MY CHEEKS ARE BEGGING ME TO STOP BUT MY HEART -- MY HEART SAYS STOP BUT MY HEART -- MY HEART SAYS KEEPS SMILING ON ME BUT MY HEART -- MY HEART SAYS KEEPS SMILING ON ME HOW DARE YOU SING IN MY KEEPS SMILING ON ME HOW DARE YOU SING IN MY CLASS?! HOW DARE YOU SING IN MY CLASS?! Darwin: I'M SORRY, BUT SINCE CLASS?! Darwin: I'M SORRY, BUT SINCE THIS MORNING -- Darwin: I'M SORRY, BUT SINCE THIS MORNING -- I THINK THERE MIGHT BE THIS MORNING -- I THINK THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING STRANGE WITH US I THINK THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING STRANGE WITH US MAYBE SOMETHING STRANGE WITH US MAYBE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? MAYBE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Gumball: IF JOY LIKE THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Gumball: IF JOY LIKE THIS IS WRONG, THEN GOSH DARN IT, I Gumball: IF JOY LIKE THIS IS WRONG, THEN GOSH DARN IT, I DON'T WANT TO FEEL RIGHT, BABY IS WRONG, THEN GOSH DARN IT, I DON'T WANT TO FEEL RIGHT, BABY HOW CAN YOU BE IN SUCH A GOOD DON'T WANT TO FEEL RIGHT, BABY HOW CAN YOU BE IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD ON A MONDAY MORNING IN THE HOW CAN YOU BE IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD ON A MONDAY MORNING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SURPRISE TEST? MOOD ON A MONDAY MORNING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SURPRISE TEST? Gumball: I DON'T UNDERSTAND MIDDLE OF A SURPRISE TEST? Gumball: I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT MYSELF, MISS.
Gumball: I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT MYSELF, MISS.
I JUST FEEL SO HAP-- IT MYSELF, MISS.
I JUST FEEL SO HAP-- [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
[ SQUEAK .]
I'M SORRY.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOUNG MAN, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M SORRY.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOUNG MAN, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M THE AUTHORITY IN THIS YOUNG MAN, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M THE AUTHORITY IN THIS SCHOOL.
I'M THE AUTHORITY IN THIS SCHOOL.
I'LL LET IT SLIDE FOR THIS TIME.
SCHOOL.
I'LL LET IT SLIDE FOR THIS TIME.
OR MAYBE I'LL JUST OH, MISS SIMIAN, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? THERE'S A DISEASE SPREADING FOR YOU? THERE'S A DISEASE SPREADING THROUGH THE SCHOOL.
THERE'S A DISEASE SPREADING THROUGH THE SCHOOL.
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THROUGH THE SCHOOL.
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? AN OUTBREAK.
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? AN OUTBREAK.
AN OUTBREAK OF JOY.
AN OUTBREAK.
AN OUTBREAK OF JOY.
RIGHT.
AN OUTBREAK OF JOY.
RIGHT.
NOW, I'M NOT IMPLYING THAT WHAT RIGHT.
NOW, I'M NOT IMPLYING THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID SOUNDS CRAZY.
NOW, I'M NOT IMPLYING THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID SOUNDS CRAZY.
IT SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOU JUST SAID SOUNDS CRAZY.
IT SOUNDS MORE LIKE [ SCREAMING .]
ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I'VE SAID IT OUT LOUD, IT DOES SOUND A LITTLE CRAZY.
OUT LOUD, IT DOES SOUND A LITTLE CRAZY.
[ SCREECHES .]
CRAZY.
[ SCREECHES .]
I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU! [ SCREECHES .]
I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU! WAIT.
DON'T PLAY THE TAPE! I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU! WAIT.
DON'T PLAY THE TAPE! UH, BUT IF YOU DO, FOR PITY'S WAIT.
DON'T PLAY THE TAPE! UH, BUT IF YOU DO, FOR PITY'S SAKE, DON'T LET IT GET ON THE UH, BUT IF YOU DO, FOR PITY'S SAKE, DON'T LET IT GET ON THE INTERNET.
SAKE, DON'T LET IT GET ON THE INTERNET.
PEOPLE'S LIVES HAVE BEEN RUINED INTERNET.
PEOPLE'S LIVES HAVE BEEN RUINED BY THINGS LIKE THAT.
PEOPLE'S LIVES HAVE BEEN RUINED BY THINGS LIKE THAT.
DR.
SIMIAN'S LOG.
BY THINGS LIKE THAT.
DR.
SIMIAN'S LOG.
THE SUBJECTS' STATE IS NOW DR.
SIMIAN'S LOG.
THE SUBJECTS' STATE IS NOW GETTING WORSE.
THE SUBJECTS' STATE IS NOW GETTING WORSE.
THE DISEASE HAS DISTORTED THEIR GETTING WORSE.
THE DISEASE HAS DISTORTED THEIR FACES INTO A HIDEOUS GRIMACE.
THE DISEASE HAS DISTORTED THEIR FACES INTO A HIDEOUS GRIMACE.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH FACES INTO A HIDEOUS GRIMACE.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THESE KIDS.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THESE KIDS.
THEY'RE JUST SMILING BECAUSE THESE KIDS.
THEY'RE JUST SMILING BECAUSE THEY'RE HAPPY.
THEY'RE JUST SMILING BECAUSE THEY'RE HAPPY.
AND FOR THE RECORD, YOU'RE NOT A THEY'RE HAPPY.
AND FOR THE RECORD, YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.
AND FOR THE RECORD, YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.
THE HAPPINESS IS THE DISEASE.
DOCTOR.
THE HAPPINESS IS THE DISEASE.
AND FOR THE RECORD THE HAPPINESS IS THE DISEASE.
AND FOR THE RECORD PBHT! AND FOR THE RECORD PBHT! ALL RIGHT.
PBHT! ALL RIGHT.
TRY AND STOP SMILING.
ALL RIGHT.
TRY AND STOP SMILING.
Gumball: OKAY.
TRY AND STOP SMILING.
Gumball: OKAY.
THIS SHOULD PROVE MY POINT.
Gumball: OKAY.
THIS SHOULD PROVE MY POINT.
Gumball: [ GROANS .]
THIS SHOULD PROVE MY POINT.
Gumball: [ GROANS .]
TRY HARDER! Gumball: [ GROANS .]
TRY HARDER! Gumball: [ GROANS .]
TRY HARDER! Gumball: [ GROANS .]
[ SMACK! .]
Gumball: [ GROANS .]
[ SMACK! .]
OH, I KNOW.
[ SMACK! .]
OH, I KNOW.
THERE.
OH, I KNOW.
THERE.
HMM.
THERE.
HMM.
SEE, THIS IS PROOF THAT THESE HMM.
SEE, THIS IS PROOF THAT THESE CHILDREN ARE DISEASED! SEE, THIS IS PROOF THAT THESE CHILDREN ARE DISEASED! IT'S SCIENTIFIC! CHILDREN ARE DISEASED! IT'S SCIENTIFIC! THAT WAS A LOT OF THINGS IT'S SCIENTIFIC! THAT WAS A LOT OF THINGS ENDING IN "IC.
" THAT WAS A LOT OF THINGS ENDING IN "IC.
" IT WAS GRAPHIC, IT WAS IDIOTIC, ENDING IN "IC.
" IT WAS GRAPHIC, IT WAS IDIOTIC, IT WAS SICK, ONE COULD EVEN SAY IT WAS GRAPHIC, IT WAS IDIOTIC, IT WAS SICK, ONE COULD EVEN SAY IT WAS HORRIFIC, BUT IT IT WAS SICK, ONE COULD EVEN SAY IT WAS HORRIFIC, BUT IT CERTAINLY WASN'T SCIENTIFIC! IT WAS HORRIFIC, BUT IT CERTAINLY WASN'T SCIENTIFIC! Darwin: I THOUGHT THAT WAS CERTAINLY WASN'T SCIENTIFIC! Darwin: I THOUGHT THAT WAS FIN-FLAPPIN-TASTIC! Darwin: I THOUGHT THAT WAS FIN-FLAPPIN-TASTIC! THE SUBJECTS SEEM TO BE FIN-FLAPPIN-TASTIC! THE SUBJECTS SEEM TO BE GETTING WORSE, YET STILL NO ONE THE SUBJECTS SEEM TO BE GETTING WORSE, YET STILL NO ONE TAKES ME SERIOUSLY.
GETTING WORSE, YET STILL NO ONE TAKES ME SERIOUSLY.
MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TAKES ME SERIOUSLY.
MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE FULL OF IT.
MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE FULL OF IT.
PROFESSOR SIMIAN SIGNING OUT.
FULL OF IT.
PROFESSOR SIMIAN SIGNING OUT.
YOU'RE NOT A PROFESS-- PROFESSOR SIMIAN SIGNING OUT.
YOU'RE NOT A PROFESS-- LOOK AT THEIR EYES.
YOU'RE NOT A PROFESS-- LOOK AT THEIR EYES.
THEY'RE ALL WEIRD.
LOOK AT THEIR EYES.
THEY'RE ALL WEIRD.
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE THEY'RE ALL WEIRD.
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SHINING A FLASHLIGHT INTO MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SHINING A FLASHLIGHT INTO THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR.
BEEN SHINING A FLASHLIGHT INTO THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR.
WHAT? REALLY? THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR.
WHAT? REALLY? WHAT TIME IS IT? WHAT? REALLY? WHAT TIME IS IT? [ PANTING .]
WHAT TIME IS IT? [ PANTING .]
NO, IT'S NOT JUST THE [ PANTING .]
NO, IT'S NOT JUST THE FLASHLIGHT.
NO, IT'S NOT JUST THE FLASHLIGHT.
LOOK AT THOSE FACES.
FLASHLIGHT.
LOOK AT THOSE FACES.
HELLO? LOOK AT THOSE FACES.
HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE? HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE? HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE? HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? CAN YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? HELLO? CAN YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? Darwin: THE CUDDLE MONKEY CAN YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? Darwin: THE CUDDLE MONKEY SAYS IT WANTS A KISS.
Darwin: THE CUDDLE MONKEY SAYS IT WANTS A KISS.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
STOP THAT.
SAYS IT WANTS A KISS.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
STOP THAT.
NO, DON'T DO THAT.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
STOP THAT.
NO, DON'T DO THAT.
NO FAMILIARITIES.
NO, DON'T DO THAT.
NO FAMILIARITIES.
NO, NO.
NO FAMILIARITIES.
NO, NO.
GET BACK.
NO, NO.
GET BACK.
NO.
AAH! GET BACK.
NO.
AAH! AAH! NO.
AAH! AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THROWING WATER AT THEM.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THROWING WATER AT THEM.
THAT'S NOT WATER.
THROWING WATER AT THEM.
THAT'S NOT WATER.
IT'S COUGH SYRUP.
THAT'S NOT WATER.
IT'S COUGH SYRUP.
AND THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TREAT IT'S COUGH SYRUP.
AND THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TREAT STUDENTS! AND THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TREAT STUDENTS! I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO STUDENTS! I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO PUT THE SUBJECTS IN QUARANTINE.
I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO PUT THE SUBJECTS IN QUARANTINE.
THEIR STATE IS DETERIORATING.
PUT THE SUBJECTS IN QUARANTINE.
THEIR STATE IS DETERIORATING.
I WILL SOON HAVE PROOF OF THEIR THEIR STATE IS DETERIORATING.
I WILL SOON HAVE PROOF OF THEIR INFECTION.
I WILL SOON HAVE PROOF OF THEIR INFECTION.
I ALSO RESOLVED MY DIFFERENCE OF INFECTION.
I ALSO RESOLVED MY DIFFERENCE OF OPINION WITH THE MEDICAL STAFF.
I ALSO RESOLVED MY DIFFERENCE OF OPINION WITH THE MEDICAL STAFF.
AHH.
OPINION WITH THE MEDICAL STAFF.
AHH.
RESEARCH SUPERVISOR AHH.
RESEARCH SUPERVISOR LUCY SIMIAN SIGNING OUT.
RESEARCH SUPERVISOR LUCY SIMIAN SIGNING OUT.
SUPERVISOR? LUCY SIMIAN SIGNING OUT.
SUPERVISOR? MORE LIKE A SUPER NUT JOB.
SUPERVISOR? MORE LIKE A SUPER NUT JOB.
I'M NOT GONNA WATCH YOU TORTURE MORE LIKE A SUPER NUT JOB.
I'M NOT GONNA WATCH YOU TORTURE CHILDREN FOR BEING HAPPY.
I'M NOT GONNA WATCH YOU TORTURE CHILDREN FOR BEING HAPPY.
I'M GETTING PRINCIPAL BROWN.
CHILDREN FOR BEING HAPPY.
I'M GETTING PRINCIPAL BROWN.
FINE! I'M GETTING PRINCIPAL BROWN.
FINE! I'LL CONDUCT MY EXPERIMENTS FINE! I'LL CONDUCT MY EXPERIMENTS WITHOUT YOU! I'LL CONDUCT MY EXPERIMENTS WITHOUT YOU! [ Muffled .]
YOU ARE NOT WITHOUT YOU! [ Muffled .]
YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO CONDUCT [ Muffled .]
YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO CONDUCT EXPERIMENTS! QUALIFIED TO CONDUCT EXPERIMENTS! YOU'RE UGLY ENOUGH WITHOUT EXPERIMENTS! YOU'RE UGLY ENOUGH WITHOUT MAKING FACES! YOU'RE UGLY ENOUGH WITHOUT MAKING FACES! WAIT.
WHAT? MAKING FACES! WAIT.
WHAT? HOW DID SHE SEE THAT? WAIT.
WHAT? HOW DID SHE SEE THAT? [ HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER .]
[ FLATLINE .]
[ UPBEAT JINGLE PLAYS .]
OH, MY GOSH.
[ UPBEAT JINGLE PLAYS .]
OH, MY GOSH.
PRO-O-O-OF! OH, MY GOSH.
PRO-O-O-OF! LIKE THIS? PRO-O-O-OF! LIKE THIS? [ GIGGLES .]
LIKE THIS? [ GIGGLES .]
NO, MORE LIKE THIS.
[ GIGGLES .]
NO, MORE LIKE THIS.
[ CACKLING .]
NO, MORE LIKE THIS.
[ CACKLING .]
AND SHE'S GIVING HERSELF ALL [ CACKLING .]
AND SHE'S GIVING HERSELF ALL THESE TITLES.
AND SHE'S GIVING HERSELF ALL THESE TITLES.
I MEAN, WHAT IS A SENIOR MEGA THESE TITLES.
I MEAN, WHAT IS A SENIOR MEGA CONSULTANT SUPERVIRALOGIST, I MEAN, WHAT IS A SENIOR MEGA CONSULTANT SUPERVIRALOGIST, ANYWAY? CONSULTANT SUPERVIRALOGIST, ANYWAY? [ SCREECHING .]
ANYWAY? [ SCREECHING .]
IN YOUR FACE! [ SCREECHING .]
IN YOUR FACE! TOLD YOU THEY WERE ILL! IN YOUR FACE! TOLD YOU THEY WERE ILL! LOOK AT THEM! TOLD YOU THEY WERE ILL! LOOK AT THEM! OH, MY GOODNESS.
LOOK AT THEM! OH, MY GOODNESS.
THE CHILDREN! OH, MY GOODNESS.
THE CHILDREN! MISS SIMIAN, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THE CHILDREN! MISS SIMIAN, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? MISS SIMIAN, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? OH, YES.
THIS MEANS? OH, YES.
IT MEANS YOU WERE WRONG AND YOU OH, YES.
IT MEANS YOU WERE WRONG AND YOU WERE WRONG AND I WAS RIGHT! IT MEANS YOU WERE WRONG AND YOU WERE WRONG AND I WAS RIGHT! [ HUMMING .]
WERE WRONG AND I WAS RIGHT! [ HUMMING .]
AAH! [ HUMMING .]
AAH! OH.
AAH! OH.
[ GIGGLES .]
AH.
[ LAUGHS .]
NO.
NO! [ LAUGHS .]
NO.
NO! AAH! NO.
NO! AAH! OH, NO.
AAH! OH, NO.
IT'S SPREADING.
OH, NO.
IT'S SPREADING.
IT'S SPREADING! IT'S SPREADING.
IT'S SPREADING! HEY! IT'S SPREADING! HEY! HEY, IT REALLY WORKS.
HEY! HEY, IT REALLY WORKS.
[ LAUGHS .]
HEY, IT REALLY WORKS.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ GIGGLING .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ GIGGLING .]
AAH! [ GIGGLING .]
AAH! LADIES, CONTAMINATE ME.
AAH! LADIES, CONTAMINATE ME.
AAH! LADIES, CONTAMINATE ME.
AAH! [ SIGHS .]
AAH! [ SIGHS .]
THE FLOWER BOY.
TYPICAL.
[ SIGHS .]
THE FLOWER BOY.
TYPICAL.
AAH! THE FLOWER BOY.
TYPICAL.
AAH! [ SQUEALS .]
AAH! [ SQUEALS .]
Gumball: [ COUGHING .]
[ SQUEALS .]
Gumball: [ COUGHING .]
NO! Gumball: [ COUGHING .]
NO! [ LAUGHING .]
NO! [ LAUGHING .]
IT'S INFECTED EVERYONE.
[ LAUGHING .]
IT'S INFECTED EVERYONE.
[ SIGHS .]
IT'S INFECTED EVERYONE.
[ SIGHS .]
[ Slow motion .]
NO-O-O-O! [ SIGHS .]
[ Slow motion .]
NO-O-O-O! [ HEART BEATING .]
[ Slow motion .]
NO-O-O-O! [ HEART BEATING .]
[ GROWLS .]
[ HEART BEATING .]
[ GROWLS .]
[ GROWLING .]
[ GROWLS .]
[ CLICK .]
[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ CLICK .]
[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROANS .]
[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROANS .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
[ GROANS .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
[ GASPS .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
[ GASPS .]
[ GASPS .]
THE MUSIC.
[ GASPS .]
[ GASPS .]
THE MUSIC.
THE MUSIC IS THE CURE! [ GASPS .]
THE MUSIC.
THE MUSIC IS THE CURE! THE P.
A.
SYSTEM.
THE MUSIC IS THE CURE! THE P.
A.
SYSTEM.
IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE.
THE P.
A.
SYSTEM.
IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE.
[ BREATHING UNEVENLY .]
IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE.
[ BREATHING UNEVENLY .]
[ CRYING .]
[ BREATHING UNEVENLY .]
[ CRYING .]
HEY.
HEY, KID.
[ CRYING .]
HEY.
HEY, KID.
KID, STOP CRYING.
HEY.
HEY, KID.
KID, STOP CRYING.
I'M NOT INFECTED.
KID, STOP CRYING.
I'M NOT INFECTED.
JUST LOOK AT THIS FACE.
I'M NOT INFECTED.
JUST LOOK AT THIS FACE.
[ GIGGLES .]
JUST LOOK AT THIS FACE.
[ GIGGLES .]
[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
[ GIGGLES .]
[ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
AAAAH! [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
AAAAH! AAH! AAAAH! AAH! [ PANTING .]
AAH! [ PANTING .]
NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS.
[ PANTING .]
NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS.
[ ALL GROAN .]
NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS.
[ ALL GROAN .]
[ GASPS .]
[ ALL GROAN .]
[ GASPS .]
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY.
[ GASPS .]
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY.
[ GROANING .]
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY.
[ GROANING .]
[ JOINTS CRACKING .]
[ GROANING .]
[ JOINTS CRACKING .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ JOINTS CRACKING .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY .]
RAINBOWS.
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY .]
RAINBOWS.
HEY.
RAINBOWS.
HEY.
PEACE.
HEY.
PEACE.
AAAAH.
PEACE.
AAAAH.
[ SQUEALS .]
AAAAH.
[ SQUEALS .]
[ SQUEALS .]
[ SQUEALS .]
[ SQUEALS .]
DRESS CODE! [ SQUEALS .]
DRESS CODE! [ ALL GASP .]
DRESS CODE! [ ALL GASP .]
AHH.
[ ALL GASP .]
AHH.
[ COUGHS .]
AHH.
[ COUGHS .]
AHH.
[ COUGHS .]
AHH.
AHH.
AHH.
AHH.
AAH! AHH.
AAH! HYAH! AAH! HYAH! [ SQUEALS .]
HYAH! [ SQUEALS .]
[ SQUEALING .]
[ SQUEALS .]
[ SQUEALING .]
AAH! [ SQUEALING .]
AAH! [ LAUGHS .]
AAH! [ LAUGHS .]
[ PANTING .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ PANTING .]
AAH! [ PANTING .]
AAH! [ ROARS .]
AAH! [ ROARS .]
[ PANTING .]
[ ROARS .]
[ PANTING .]
AAAAH! [ PANTING .]
AAAAH! HYAH! AAAAH! HYAH! OW! HYAH! OW! WHAT THE -- OW! OW! WHAT THE -- OW! I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S YOUR OWN WHAT THE -- OW! I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT.
I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT.
YOU'RE SO MULTICOLORED, I FAULT.
YOU'RE SO MULTICOLORED, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THEM.
YOU'RE SO MULTICOLORED, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THEM.
AAH! THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THEM.
AAH! [ ALL GROANING .]
AAH! [ ALL GROANING .]
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
[ ALL GROANING .]
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
HURRY UP.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
HURRY UP.
[ TAPE CLICKS .]
HURRY UP.
[ TAPE CLICKS .]
YES! [ TAPE CLICKS .]
YES! [ BOTH SQUEAL .]
YES! [ BOTH SQUEAL .]
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
[ BOTH SQUEAL .]
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE JOY -- IT'S STARTING TO GET TO ME.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DEFEAT TO ME.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DEFEAT IT.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DEFEAT IT.
YOU HAVE TO PLAY A PIECE OF IT.
YOU HAVE TO PLAY A PIECE OF MUSIC.
YOU HAVE TO PLAY A PIECE OF MUSIC.
I DON'T ACTUALLY [COUGHS.]
KNOW MUSIC.
I DON'T ACTUALLY [COUGHS.]
KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED, BUT IT GOES I DON'T ACTUALLY [COUGHS.]
KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED, BUT IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
WHAT IT'S CALLED, BUT IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
DAH DAH! SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
DAH DAH! I'M SORRY.
DAH DAH! I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT MUCH OF A SINGER.
I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT MUCH OF A SINGER.
DAH [ COUGHS .]
I'M NOT MUCH OF A SINGER.
DAH [ COUGHS .]
I'M SORRY.
DAH [ COUGHS .]
I'M SORRY.
I'VE LET YOU DOWN.
I'M SORRY.
I'VE LET YOU DOWN.
THIS STORY CAME TO A HAPPY I'VE LET YOU DOWN.
THIS STORY CAME TO A HAPPY ENDING! THIS STORY CAME TO A HAPPY ENDING! [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY .]
[ PANTING .]
HY-UAH!