The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e01 Episode Script

The Kids; The Fan

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
Dad: [ YAWNS .]
[ SNIFFS .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
HYAH! [ GRUNTING .]
HYAH! [ GRUNTING .]
OOH.
[ GRUNTING .]
OOH.
ROWR! OOH.
ROWR! You still got it.
HEY, KIDS.
DO I LOOK OLD TO YOU? Gumball: UHIT'S HARD TO SAY.
Gumball: UHIT'S HARD TO SAY.
I GUESS THAT'S THE GOOD THING SAY.
I GUESS THAT'S THE GOOD THING ABOUT BEING FAT -- IT FILLS OUT I GUESS THAT'S THE GOOD THING ABOUT BEING FAT -- IT FILLS OUT ALL THE WRINKLES.
ABOUT BEING FAT -- IT FILLS OUT ALL THE WRINKLES.
Dad: AAH! WELL, GUESS MY AGE.
ALL THE WRINKLES.
Dad: AAH! WELL, GUESS MY AGE.
Both: UM Dad: AAH! WELL, GUESS MY AGE.
Both: UM Darwin: OOH! ICE AGE.
Both: UM Darwin: OOH! ICE AGE.
Dad: WHAT?! Darwin: OOH! ICE AGE.
Dad: WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Dad: WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHEN DO YOU THINK I WAS BORN? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHEN DO YOU THINK I WAS BORN? Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.
1592? WHEN DO YOU THINK I WAS BORN? Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.
1592? Dad: WHAT?! Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.
1592? Dad: WHAT?! Gumball: MINUS 100! Dad: WHAT?! Gumball: MINUS 100! Dad: 1492! Gumball: MINUS 100! Dad: 1492! THAT'S WHEN AMERICA WAS Dad: 1492! THAT'S WHEN AMERICA WAS DISCOVERED! THAT'S WHEN AMERICA WAS DISCOVERED! Gumball: AW, COME ON.
DISCOVERED! Gumball: AW, COME ON.
HELP US OUT HERE.
Gumball: AW, COME ON.
HELP US OUT HERE.
WAS IT B.
C.
OR A.
D.
? HELP US OUT HERE.
WAS IT B.
C.
OR A.
D.
? Dad: HMM! WAS IT B.
C.
OR A.
D.
? Dad: HMM! [ GRUNTS .]
Dad: HMM! [ GRUNTS .]
Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO YOUR [ GRUNTS .]
Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO YOUR FATHER? Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO YOUR FATHER? Gumball: IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
FATHER? Gumball: IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
IT WAS A TRAP.
Gumball: IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
IT WAS A TRAP.
Mom: OHH, WAS HE FISHING FOR IT WAS A TRAP.
Mom: OHH, WAS HE FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS AGAIN? Mom: OHH, WAS HE FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS AGAIN? Gumball: YEAH [CHUCKLES.]
SOME COMPLIMENTS AGAIN? Gumball: YEAH [CHUCKLES.]
SOME REALITY GOT CAUGHT IN THE NET.
Gumball: YEAH [CHUCKLES.]
SOME REALITY GOT CAUGHT IN THE NET.
Darwin: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT REALITY GOT CAUGHT IN THE NET.
Darwin: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE, MRS.
MOM.
Darwin: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE, MRS.
MOM.
YOU'RE PRETTY OLD, TOO.
IT'S LIKE, MRS.
MOM.
YOU'RE PRETTY OLD, TOO.
Mom: [ GIGGLES .]
I'M OLD? YOU'RE PRETTY OLD, TOO.
Mom: [ GIGGLES .]
I'M OLD? Gumball: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE Mom: [ GIGGLES .]
I'M OLD? Gumball: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE SO OLD THAT YOU LEARNED TO DRIVE Gumball: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE SO OLD THAT YOU LEARNED TO DRIVE ON A HORSE.
SO OLD THAT YOU LEARNED TO DRIVE ON A HORSE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
ON A HORSE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
Darwin: YOU'RE SO OLD THAT [ LAUGHTER .]
Darwin: YOU'RE SO OLD THAT YOU ATE DODOES YOUR FIRST Darwin: YOU'RE SO OLD THAT YOU ATE DODOES YOUR FIRST THANKSGIVING.
YOU ATE DODOES YOUR FIRST THANKSGIVING.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THANKSGIVING.
[ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: YOU'RE SO OLD THAT [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: YOU'RE SO OLD THAT IF YOU HAD KIDS NOW, THEY'D BE Gumball: YOU'RE SO OLD THAT IF YOU HAD KIDS NOW, THEY'D BE BORN MIDDLE-AGED.
IF YOU HAD KIDS NOW, THEY'D BE BORN MIDDLE-AGED.
[ LAUGHTER .]
BORN MIDDLE-AGED.
[ LAUGHTER .]
Darwin: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE [ LAUGHTER .]
Darwin: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE SO OLD THAT -- Darwin: YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'RE SO OLD THAT -- Mom: ALL RIGHT! SO OLD THAT -- Mom: ALL RIGHT! NO ONE STAYS YOUNG FOREVER, YOU Mom: ALL RIGHT! NO ONE STAYS YOUNG FOREVER, YOU KNOW.
NO ONE STAYS YOUNG FOREVER, YOU KNOW.
YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS WHEN IT KNOW.
YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU.
YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU.
[ BOTH SNICKER .]
HAPPENS TO YOU.
[ BOTH SNICKER .]
Darwin: AW, I THINK WE'LL BE [ BOTH SNICKER .]
Darwin: AW, I THINK WE'LL BE FINE.
Darwin: AW, I THINK WE'LL BE FINE.
Gumball: YEAH, DUDE.
FINE.
Gumball: YEAH, DUDE.
I'VE BEEN 12 FOR LIKE Gumball: YEAH, DUDE.
I'VE BEEN 12 FOR LIKE FOREVER NOW.
I'VE BEEN 12 FOR LIKE FOREVER NOW.
Darwin: I THINK WE CAN SAFELY FOREVER NOW.
Darwin: I THINK WE CAN SAFELY SAY THAT WE'LL BE YOUNG FOREVER Darwin: I THINK WE CAN SAFELY SAY THAT WE'LL BE YOUNG FOREVER AND NEVER [Distorted.]
SAY THAT WE'LL BE YOUNG FOREVER AND NEVER [Distorted.]
CHA-A-A-A-A-A-NGE.
AND NEVER [Distorted.]
CHA-A-A-A-A-A-NGE.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
DUDE! CHA-A-A-A-A-A-NGE.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
DUDE! ARE YOU [Deep voice.]
ALL RIGHT? Gumball: [ GASPS .]
DUDE! ARE YOU [Deep voice.]
ALL RIGHT? Darwin: WHAT'S HAPPENING? ARE YOU [Deep voice.]
ALL RIGHT? Darwin: WHAT'S HAPPENING? Gumball: I THINK OUR VOICES Darwin: WHAT'S HAPPENING? Gumball: I THINK OUR VOICES ARE BROKE.
Gumball: I THINK OUR VOICES ARE BROKE.
Darwin: DUDE, THAT WAS SO LOW ARE BROKE.
Darwin: DUDE, THAT WAS SO LOW YOU MADE SOME OF MY ORGANS MOVE Darwin: DUDE, THAT WAS SO LOW YOU MADE SOME OF MY ORGANS MOVE INSIDE.
Gumball: OKAY, THAT WAS WEIRD, BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET IT RUIN OUR DAY.
WEIRD, BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET IT RUIN OUR DAY.
I'LL CALL PENNY AND SEE IF SHE RUIN OUR DAY.
I'LL CALL PENNY AND SEE IF SHE WANTS TO GO TO THE MALL.
I'LL CALL PENNY AND SEE IF SHE WANTS TO GO TO THE MALL.
[ DIALING .]
WANTS TO GO TO THE MALL.
[ DIALING .]
[ Ringing .]
[ DIALING .]
[ Ringing .]
FITZGERALD RESIDENCE.
[ Ringing .]
FITZGERALD RESIDENCE.
Gumball: [ Squeaky .]
HEY, CAN FITZGERALD RESIDENCE.
Gumball: [ Squeaky .]
HEY, CAN I SPEAK TO PENNY [Gruffly.]
Gumball: [ Squeaky .]
HEY, CAN I SPEAK TO PENNY [Gruffly.]
PLEASE? I SPEAK TO PENNY [Gruffly.]
PLEASE? IS THIS A JOKE? PLEASE? IS THIS A JOKE? Gumball: UH, NO.
IS THIS A JOKE? Gumball: UH, NO.
THIS BETTER BE A JOKE.
Gumball: UH, NO.
THIS BETTER BE A JOKE.
Gumball: NO, WAIT, I DON'T THIS BETTER BE A JOKE.
Gumball: NO, WAIT, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
Gumball: NO, WAIT, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL MY HOUSE I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL MY HOUSE AND FREAK US OUT? YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL MY HOUSE AND FREAK US OUT? YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A SCARY AND FREAK US OUT? YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A SCARY VOICE? YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A SCARY VOICE? [ Deep, raspy voice .]
THIS IS A VOICE? [ Deep, raspy voice .]
THIS IS A SCARY VOICE.
[ Deep, raspy voice .]
THIS IS A SCARY VOICE.
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
SCARY VOICE.
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC SET OF NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC SET OF SKILLS -- SKILLS I'VE ACQUIRED I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC SET OF SKILLS -- SKILLS I'VE ACQUIRED OVER A VERY LONG CAREERIN SKILLS -- SKILLS I'VE ACQUIRED OVER A VERY LONG CAREERIN REAL ESTATE.
OVER A VERY LONG CAREERIN REAL ESTATE.
IF YOU NEVER CALL MY DAUGHTER REAL ESTATE.
IF YOU NEVER CALL MY DAUGHTER AGAIN, THAT WILL BE THE END OF IF YOU NEVER CALL MY DAUGHTER AGAIN, THAT WILL BE THE END OF IT, BUT IF YOU DO, I WILL LOOK AGAIN, THAT WILL BE THE END OF IT, BUT IF YOU DO, I WILL LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I IT, BUT IF YOU DO, I WILL LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL BUILD A HOUSE AROUND YOU FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL BUILD A HOUSE AROUND YOU WITH NO DOORS.
WILL BUILD A HOUSE AROUND YOU WITH NO DOORS.
Gumball: [ Squeaky .]
OKAY, WITH NO DOORS.
Gumball: [ Squeaky .]
OKAY, BYE.
Gumball: [ Squeaky .]
OKAY, BYE.
[ Normal voice .]
WHAT ARE YOU BYE.
[ Normal voice .]
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? [ Normal voice .]
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
LOOKING AT? Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU POINTING AT? Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU POINTING AT? Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
COME ON.
WHAT ARE YOU POINTING AT? Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
COME ON.
LET'S JUST GO TOGETHER.
Darwin: HELLO, TWO KIDS-PRICE [Deep voice.]
TICKETS, PLEASE.
YOU DISGUST ME! [Deep voice.]
TICKETS, PLEASE.
YOU DISGUST ME! Gumball: WAIT.
WHAT? YOU DISGUST ME! Gumball: WAIT.
WHAT? [ Deep voice .]
WHY? Gumball: WAIT.
WHAT? [ Deep voice .]
WHY? WHERE IS YOUR PRIDE? [ Deep voice .]
WHY? WHERE IS YOUR PRIDE? WHERE IS YOUR BEARD? WHERE IS YOUR PRIDE? WHERE IS YOUR BEARD? WHERE IS YOUR AXE?! WHERE IS YOUR BEARD? WHERE IS YOUR AXE?! Gumball: WAIT.
WHERE IS YOUR AXE?! Gumball: WAIT.
WHY ARE YOU DRIVING WITH AN AXE? Gumball: WAIT.
WHY ARE YOU DRIVING WITH AN AXE? OH, I USE IT TO PUSH THE WHY ARE YOU DRIVING WITH AN AXE? OH, I USE IT TO PUSH THE PEDALS.
OH, I USE IT TO PUSH THE PEDALS.
Darwin: SIR, I THINK YOU'RE PEDALS.
Darwin: SIR, I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSED.
Darwin: SIR, I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSED.
WE'RE NOT WHAT YOU -- CONFUSED.
WE'RE NOT WHAT YOU -- YOUR MANLY WARRIOR VOICES WE'RE NOT WHAT YOU -- YOUR MANLY WARRIOR VOICES GAVE YOU AWAY! YOUR MANLY WARRIOR VOICES GAVE YOU AWAY! OUR PEOPLE BUILT WONDERS IN THE GAVE YOU AWAY! OUR PEOPLE BUILT WONDERS IN THE MINES OF EZRENDEL, AND HERE YOU OUR PEOPLE BUILT WONDERS IN THE MINES OF EZRENDEL, AND HERE YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE CHILDREN TO MINES OF EZRENDEL, AND HERE YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE CHILDREN TO SCROUNGE A BUS FARE! ARE PRETENDING TO BE CHILDREN TO SCROUNGE A BUS FARE! SHAME ON YOU! SCROUNGE A BUS FARE! SHAME ON YOU! Gumball: DUDE, WE'RE NOT SHAME ON YOU! Gumball: DUDE, WE'RE NOT CHEATING ANYONE.
Gumball: DUDE, WE'RE NOT CHEATING ANYONE.
WE'RE KIDS.
CHEATING ANYONE.
WE'RE KIDS.
I SHOULD REPORT YOU TO THE WE'RE KIDS.
I SHOULD REPORT YOU TO THE COUNCIL OF ELDERS! I SHOULD REPORT YOU TO THE COUNCIL OF ELDERS! [ High-pitched .]
YOU DON'T COUNCIL OF ELDERS! [ High-pitched .]
YOU DON'T NEED A DISCOUNT! [ High-pitched .]
YOU DON'T NEED A DISCOUNT! YOUR MOUNTAINS ARE FULL OF GOLD NEED A DISCOUNT! YOUR MOUNTAINS ARE FULL OF GOLD AND MITHRIL.
YOUR MOUNTAINS ARE FULL OF GOLD AND MITHRIL.
HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO LITTLE AND MITHRIL.
HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO LITTLE AND YET SO EVIL? HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO LITTLE AND YET SO EVIL? [ ALL SHOUTING .]
[ WHOOSH! CLANG! .]
Gumball: DO YOU FEEL LIKE WALKING? Gumball: DO YOU FEEL LIKE WALKING? I FEEL LIKE WALKING.
SEE? IT WASN'T THAT FAR.
[ SIZZLE! .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
LOOK.
[ SIZZLE! .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
LOOK.
Gumball: OH, WOW, BUY ONE, Darwin: [ GASPS .]
LOOK.
Gumball: OH, WOW, BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE ON TWO-SIDED TAPE.
Gumball: OH, WOW, BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE ON TWO-SIDED TAPE.
THAT'S LIKE FOUR-SIDED TAPE.
GET ONE FREE ON TWO-SIDED TAPE.
THAT'S LIKE FOUR-SIDED TAPE.
Darwin: NO, LOOK! THAT'S LIKE FOUR-SIDED TAPE.
Darwin: NO, LOOK! HALF PRICE ON DOUBLE-CHIP Darwin: NO, LOOK! HALF PRICE ON DOUBLE-CHIP COOKIES.
HALF PRICE ON DOUBLE-CHIP COOKIES.
THAT'S LIKE QUADRUPLE CHOCOLATE.
COOKIES.
THAT'S LIKE QUADRUPLE CHOCOLATE.
[ GIGGLES .]
THAT'S LIKE QUADRUPLE CHOCOLATE.
[ GIGGLES .]
Gumball: HEY, WAIT.
[ GIGGLES .]
Gumball: HEY, WAIT.
Darwin: HMM, WHERE ARE THE Gumball: HEY, WAIT.
Darwin: HMM, WHERE ARE THE COOKIES? Darwin: HMM, WHERE ARE THE COOKIES? HEY! COOKIES? HEY! OHH! HEY! OHH! HEY, YOURSELF, YOUNG MAN.
OHH! HEY, YOURSELF, YOUNG MAN.
I KNOW I'M JUST A CLERK HERE, HEY, YOURSELF, YOUNG MAN.
I KNOW I'M JUST A CLERK HERE, BUT THAT IS NOT A WAY TO SPEAK I KNOW I'M JUST A CLERK HERE, BUT THAT IS NOT A WAY TO SPEAK TO PEOPLE.
BUT THAT IS NOT A WAY TO SPEAK TO PEOPLE.
Darwin: OH! SORRY! TO PEOPLE.
Darwin: OH! SORRY! OH, I SEE.
Darwin: OH! SORRY! OH, I SEE.
NOW I'M GETTING ATTITUDE.
OH, I SEE.
NOW I'M GETTING ATTITUDE.
YOU KNOW THERE'S A POLICY HERE NOW I'M GETTING ATTITUDE.
YOU KNOW THERE'S A POLICY HERE FOR DISRESPECTFUL CUSTOMERS.
YOU KNOW THERE'S A POLICY HERE FOR DISRESPECTFUL CUSTOMERS.
Darwin: IT'S NOT MY FAULT! FOR DISRESPECTFUL CUSTOMERS.
Darwin: IT'S NOT MY FAULT! [ LAUGHS .]
Darwin: IT'S NOT MY FAULT! [ LAUGHS .]
SO NOW IT'S MY FAULT? [ LAUGHS .]
SO NOW IT'S MY FAULT? Darwin: DUDE, CHILL OUT! SO NOW IT'S MY FAULT? Darwin: DUDE, CHILL OUT! YOU REFRIGERATE YOURSELF, Darwin: DUDE, CHILL OUT! YOU REFRIGERATE YOURSELF, MISTER.
YOU REFRIGERATE YOURSELF, MISTER.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
MISTER.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
SECURITY, WE'VE GOT A CODE ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
SECURITY, WE'VE GOT A CODE ORANGE IN AISLE 13.
SECURITY, WE'VE GOT A CODE ORANGE IN AISLE 13.
Darwin: NO, PLEASE, IT'S NOT ORANGE IN AISLE 13.
Darwin: NO, PLEASE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
Darwin: NO, PLEASE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
Gumball: DUDE, WHAT'S GOING MY FAULT.
Gumball: DUDE, WHAT'S GOING ON? Gumball: DUDE, WHAT'S GOING ON? Darwin: I CAN'T CONTROL THE ON? Darwin: I CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE! Darwin: I CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE! AND NOW LARRY'S ANGRY AT ME.
VOLUME OF MY VOICE! AND NOW LARRY'S ANGRY AT ME.
Gumball: AW, DON'T WORRY.
AND NOW LARRY'S ANGRY AT ME.
Gumball: AW, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
Gumball: AW, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
SIR, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
SIR, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN.
SIR, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN.
Gumball: WE ARE CALM! CALM DOWN.
Gumball: WE ARE CALM! DON'T FORCE ME TO USE FORCE! Gumball: WE ARE CALM! DON'T FORCE ME TO USE FORCE! YOU NEED TO TAKE IT DOWN A DON'T FORCE ME TO USE FORCE! YOU NEED TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH! YOU NEED TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH! Gumball: I CAN'T! NOTCH! Gumball: I CAN'T! FINE! Gumball: I CAN'T! FINE! THEN YOU ASKED FOR THIS! FINE! THEN YOU ASKED FOR THIS! ACTUALLY, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO THEN YOU ASKED FOR THIS! ACTUALLY, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING BUT ASK YOU TO LEAVE ACTUALLY, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING BUT ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE PREMISES PEACEFULLY.
ANYTHING BUT ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE PREMISES PEACEFULLY.
[ CLATTER .]
THE PREMISES PEACEFULLY.
[ CLATTER .]
[ BOTH GASP .]
[ CLATTER .]
[ BOTH GASP .]
Darwin: [ CRYING .]
[ BOTH GASP .]
Darwin: [ CRYING .]
Gumball: MAYBE I'LL JUST CALL Darwin: [ CRYING .]
Gumball: MAYBE I'LL JUST CALL DAD FOR A RIDE HOME.
Gumball: MAYBE I'LL JUST CALL DAD FOR A RIDE HOME.
Darwin: SO? DAD FOR A RIDE HOME.
Darwin: SO? Gumball: HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND Darwin: SO? Gumball: HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD I SAID AND TOLD ME HE Gumball: HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD I SAID AND TOLD ME HE DOESN'T SPEAK FAX MACHINE.
A WORD I SAID AND TOLD ME HE DOESN'T SPEAK FAX MACHINE.
AW! STUPID VOICE! DOESN'T SPEAK FAX MACHINE.
AW! STUPID VOICE! [ Distorted .]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH AW! STUPID VOICE! [ Distorted .]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH [Wheezy.]
YOU? GUMBALL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? Gumball: [ WHEEZING .]
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? Gumball: [ WHEEZING .]
WATTERSON, ARE YOU GIVING MY Gumball: [ WHEEZING .]
WATTERSON, ARE YOU GIVING MY DAUGHTER SOME KIND OF WEIRD WATTERSON, ARE YOU GIVING MY DAUGHTER SOME KIND OF WEIRD SILENT TREATMENT? DAUGHTER SOME KIND OF WEIRD SILENT TREATMENT? [ Deep, raspy voice .]
BECAUSE IF SILENT TREATMENT? [ Deep, raspy voice .]
BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC [ Deep, raspy voice .]
BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC SET OF SKILLS -- SKILLS I -- Darwin: WHAT? OH.
HOLD UP.
Gumball: AND SOMETIMES IT'S PERFECTLY FINE.
BUT THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, PERFECTLY FINE.
BUT THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, [Squeaky.]
IT'S ALL OVER THE BUT THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, [Squeaky.]
IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE.
[Squeaky.]
IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE.
[ LAUGHS .]
PLACE.
[ LAUGHS .]
Darwin: [ Distorted .]
ARE YOU [ LAUGHS .]
Darwin: [ Distorted .]
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF US BECAUSE OUR Darwin: [ Distorted .]
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF US BECAUSE OUR VOICES ARE BROKE? MAKING FUN OF US BECAUSE OUR VOICES ARE BROKE? [ CONTINUES LAUGHING .]
YOUR VOICES ARE NOT BROKEN -- THEY'RE BREAKING.
IT MEANS YOU'RE GROWING UP.
THEY'RE BREAKING.
IT MEANS YOU'RE GROWING UP.
Darwin: AW.
IT MEANS YOU'RE GROWING UP.
Darwin: AW.
DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU Darwin: AW.
DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU WOULD STAY KIDS FOREVER? DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU WOULD STAY KIDS FOREVER? Darwin: YEAH.
KIND OF.
WOULD STAY KIDS FOREVER? Darwin: YEAH.
KIND OF.
[ LAUGHS .]
Darwin: YEAH.
KIND OF.
[ LAUGHS .]
Gumball: ISN'T THERE [ LAUGHS .]
Gumball: ISN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU CAN DO? Gumball: ISN'T THERE SOMETHING YOU CAN DO? MMNO.
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO? MMNO.
ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THE MMNO.
ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THE WORLD DOESN'T AGE -- MOSTLY ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THE WORLD DOESN'T AGE -- MOSTLY PEOPLE ON TV.
WORLD DOESN'T AGE -- MOSTLY PEOPLE ON TV.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
PEOPLE ON TV.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
OH, COME ON.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
OH, COME ON.
GROWING UP ISN'T THAT BAD.
OH, COME ON.
GROWING UP ISN'T THAT BAD.
SOON YOU'LL BE STRONG AND GROWING UP ISN'T THAT BAD.
SOON YOU'LL BE STRONG AND HANDSOME LIKE YOUR DAD.
SOON YOU'LL BE STRONG AND HANDSOME LIKE YOUR DAD.
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
HANDSOME LIKE YOUR DAD.
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
Gumball: AAH! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
Gumball: AAH! [ CLATTER .]
Gumball: AAH! [ CLATTER .]
[ DING! .]
[ CLATTER .]
[ DING! .]
[ SQUEAK! .]
[ DING! .]
[ SQUEAK! .]
Darwin: COME ON.
[ SQUEAK! .]
Darwin: COME ON.
WHAT'S THE BEST TO DO WHEN YOU Darwin: COME ON.
WHAT'S THE BEST TO DO WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR CHILDHOOD DAYS ARE WHAT'S THE BEST TO DO WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR CHILDHOOD DAYS ARE NUMBERED? KNOW YOUR CHILDHOOD DAYS ARE NUMBERED? Gumball: LIE DOWN ON THE NUMBERED? Gumball: LIE DOWN ON THE GROUND AND GO LIKE THIS -- Gumball: LIE DOWN ON THE GROUND AND GO LIKE THIS -- [ SOBBING .]
GROUND AND GO LIKE THIS -- [ SOBBING .]
Darwin: NO, DUDE.
[ SOBBING .]
Darwin: NO, DUDE.
YOU MAKE THE MOST OF IT.
Darwin: NO, DUDE.
YOU MAKE THE MOST OF IT.
[ BEATBOXING .]
YOU MAKE THE MOST OF IT.
[ BEATBOXING .]
Both: [ Rapping .]
WE ENJOY [ BEATBOXING .]
Both: [ Rapping .]
WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN Both: [ Rapping .]
WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS IT WHILE WE CAN WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT Gumball: WE GO AROUND THE IT Gumball: WE GO AROUND THE BLOCK, AND WE LOITER BY THE Gumball: WE GO AROUND THE BLOCK, AND WE LOITER BY THE MALL BLOCK, AND WE LOITER BY THE MALL THE PEOPLE THINK WE'RE THUGS, MALL THE PEOPLE THINK WE'RE THUGS, SO THEY GIVE THE COPS A CALL THE PEOPLE THINK WE'RE THUGS, SO THEY GIVE THE COPS A CALL POLICE.
SO THEY GIVE THE COPS A CALL POLICE.
Gumball: WE CAN GET AWAY POLICE.
Gumball: WE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT 'CAUSE IT'S A PUBLIC Gumball: WE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT 'CAUSE IT'S A PUBLIC SPACE WITH IT 'CAUSE IT'S A PUBLIC SPACE TURNS OUT WE WEREN'T' SPACE TURNS OUT WE WEREN'T' LOITERING, JUST STANDING IN ONE TURNS OUT WE WEREN'T' LOITERING, JUST STANDING IN ONE PLACE LOITERING, JUST STANDING IN ONE PLACE [ BABBLES .]
PLACE [ BABBLES .]
I DON'T WEAR A SUIT [ BABBLES .]
I DON'T WEAR A SUIT OR A STUPID TIE I DON'T WEAR A SUIT OR A STUPID TIE I JUDGE WITH MY EYES CLOSED, OR A STUPID TIE I JUDGE WITH MY EYES CLOSED, AND I STILL LOOK FLY I JUDGE WITH MY EYES CLOSED, AND I STILL LOOK FLY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A AND I STILL LOOK FLY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A FROM A WIENER DOG.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A FROM A WIENER DOG.
Gumball: OH, YEAH, WELL, FROM A WIENER DOG.
Gumball: OH, YEAH, WELL, YOU Gumball: OH, YEAH, WELL, YOU AND WHEN I DON'T HAVE A YOU AND WHEN I DON'T HAVE A COMEBACK, I CAN ALWAYS CRY AND WHEN I DON'T HAVE A COMEBACK, I CAN ALWAYS CRY Both: WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE COMEBACK, I CAN ALWAYS CRY Both: WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN Both: WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS CAN WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT Gumball: I'M ALLOWED TO EAT IT Gumball: I'M ALLOWED TO EAT CANDY Gumball: I'M ALLOWED TO EAT CANDY IT'S OKAY TO BE CHUBBY CANDY IT'S OKAY TO BE CHUBBY IT'S CALLED BABY FAT IT'S OKAY TO BE CHUBBY IT'S CALLED BABY FAT THAT'S HOW MY MAMA LIKES ME IT'S CALLED BABY FAT THAT'S HOW MY MAMA LIKES ME AND I DON'T NEED TO WORRY THAT'S HOW MY MAMA LIKES ME AND I DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THE CALORIES I ATE AND I DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THE CALORIES I ATE 'CAUSE I'M JUST A KID ABOUT THE CALORIES I ATE 'CAUSE I'M JUST A KID WITH A CRAZY METABOLIC RATE 'CAUSE I'M JUST A KID WITH A CRAZY METABOLIC RATE TOO FAR.
WITH A CRAZY METABOLIC RATE TOO FAR.
Darwin: DON'T YOU EVER TOO FAR.
Darwin: DON'T YOU EVER WORRY ABOUT THE CAVITIES IN YOUR Darwin: DON'T YOU EVER WORRY ABOUT THE CAVITIES IN YOUR TEETH? WORRY ABOUT THE CAVITIES IN YOUR TEETH? Gumball: WHO CARES IF THEY TEETH? Gumball: WHO CARES IF THEY FALL OUT? Gumball: WHO CARES IF THEY FALL OUT? I GOT NEW ONES UNDERNEATH FALL OUT? I GOT NEW ONES UNDERNEATH Darwin: I'M GETTIN' TONS OF I GOT NEW ONES UNDERNEATH Darwin: I'M GETTIN' TONS OF LOOT 'CAUSE I LOOK SO CUTE Darwin: I'M GETTIN' TONS OF LOOT 'CAUSE I LOOK SO CUTE WHERE ARE THESE PRESENTS LOOT 'CAUSE I LOOK SO CUTE WHERE ARE THESE PRESENTS FROM? WHERE ARE THESE PRESENTS FROM? IT JUST DOESN'T COMPUTE FROM? IT JUST DOESN'T COMPUTE Gumball: WE DON'T HAVE TO IT JUST DOESN'T COMPUTE Gumball: WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MAKIN' ENDS MEET Gumball: WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MAKIN' ENDS MEET WE JUST THROW THINGS IN THE WORRY ABOUT MAKIN' ENDS MEET WE JUST THROW THINGS IN THE BUGGY THAT WE LIKE TO EAT WE JUST THROW THINGS IN THE BUGGY THAT WE LIKE TO EAT 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE STILL A BUGGY THAT WE LIKE TO EAT 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE STILL A KID, EVERYTHING IS MAGIC 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE STILL A KID, EVERYTHING IS MAGIC YOU DON'T KNOW IT YET KID, EVERYTHING IS MAGIC YOU DON'T KNOW IT YET Both: LIFE CAN GET PRETTY YOU DON'T KNOW IT YET Both: LIFE CAN GET PRETTY TRAGIC Both: LIFE CAN GET PRETTY TRAGIC WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN TRAGIC WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT Gumball: WE DON'T HAVE TO IT Gumball: WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE Gumball: WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE JOBS WORRY, 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE JOBS WE CAN SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND JOBS WE CAN SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND HANG OUT JUST LIKE SLOBS WE CAN SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND HANG OUT JUST LIKE SLOBS Both: WE DON'T FREAK OUT HANG OUT JUST LIKE SLOBS Both: WE DON'T FREAK OUT ABOUT RéSUMéS AND SKILLS Both: WE DON'T FREAK OUT ABOUT RéSUMéS AND SKILLS 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE EITHER ABOUT RéSUMéS AND SKILLS 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE EITHER WE GOT NO BILLS 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE EITHER WE GOT NO BILLS WE GOT ALL THE TIME WE GOT NO BILLS WE GOT ALL THE TIME THAT WE WANT TO KILL WE GOT ALL THE TIME THAT WE WANT TO KILL WHAT TIME IS IT? THAT WE WANT TO KILL WHAT TIME IS IT? Both: IT'S TIME TO CHILL WHAT TIME IS IT? Both: IT'S TIME TO CHILL WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE Both: IT'S TIME TO CHILL WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? Gumball: JUST ENJOYING NOT DOING? Gumball: JUST ENJOYING NOT HAVING A JOB.
Gumball: JUST ENJOYING NOT HAVING A JOB.
WELL, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE! HAVING A JOB.
WELL, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE! Gumball: WHY? WELL, YOU CAN'T STAY HERE! Gumball: WHY? BECAUSE THE SIGHT OF OUR FREEDOM Gumball: WHY? BECAUSE THE SIGHT OF OUR FREEDOM HURTS YOUR ADULT FEELINGS? BECAUSE THE SIGHT OF OUR FREEDOM HURTS YOUR ADULT FEELINGS? NO, KID, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HURTS YOUR ADULT FEELINGS? NO, KID, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE BECAUSE -- NO, KID, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE BECAUSE -- [ HORN BLARES .]
MOVE BECAUSE -- [ HORN BLARES .]
Gumball: WHEN YOU'RE STILL [ HORN BLARES .]
Gumball: WHEN YOU'RE STILL A KID, BEING SICK IS COOL Gumball: WHEN YOU'RE STILL A KID, BEING SICK IS COOL MOM GIVES YOU HUGS, AND YOU A KID, BEING SICK IS COOL MOM GIVES YOU HUGS, AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL MOM GIVES YOU HUGS, AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL STAY AT HOME, WATCH TV, DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL STAY AT HOME, WATCH TV, ALL DAY SLACKIN' OFF STAY AT HOME, WATCH TV, ALL DAY SLACKIN' OFF IF SOMEONE CHECKS ON YOU, ALL DAY SLACKIN' OFF IF SOMEONE CHECKS ON YOU, JUST GIVE 'EM A LITTLE COUGH IF SOMEONE CHECKS ON YOU, JUST GIVE 'EM A LITTLE COUGH Dad: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? JUST GIVE 'EM A LITTLE COUGH Dad: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Gumball: [ COUGHS .]
Dad: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Gumball: [ COUGHS .]
Dad: AWW! Gumball: [ COUGHS .]
Dad: AWW! Gumball: [ GROWLS .]
Dad: AWW! Gumball: [ GROWLS .]
IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I BEHAVE Gumball: [ GROWLS .]
IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I BEHAVE LIKE A DUMMY IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I BEHAVE LIKE A DUMMY I DO A LOT OF STUPID THINGS LIKE A DUMMY I DO A LOT OF STUPID THINGS 'CAUSE I FIND IT FUNNY I DO A LOT OF STUPID THINGS 'CAUSE I FIND IT FUNNY Both: WE DON'T NEED AN 'CAUSE I FIND IT FUNNY Both: WE DON'T NEED AN EXCUSE 'CAUSE WE GOT Both: WE DON'T NEED AN EXCUSE 'CAUSE WE GOT IMAGINATION EXCUSE 'CAUSE WE GOT IMAGINATION WE'RE USING IT RIGHT NOW IMAGINATION WE'RE USING IT RIGHT NOW TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION WE'RE USING IT RIGHT NOW TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A KID, TO ESCAPE THE SITUATION BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A KID, YOU DREAM OF MANY THINGS BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A KID, YOU DREAM OF MANY THINGS LIKE BEING A NINJA DENTIST YOU DREAM OF MANY THINGS LIKE BEING A NINJA DENTIST OR A WIZARD COP WITH WINGS LIKE BEING A NINJA DENTIST OR A WIZARD COP WITH WINGS WE CAN FIGHT A SHARK-BEAR- OR A WIZARD COP WITH WINGS WE CAN FIGHT A SHARK-BEAR- GATOR WITH A SWORD MADE OF WE CAN FIGHT A SHARK-BEAR- GATOR WITH A SWORD MADE OF SWORDS GATOR WITH A SWORD MADE OF SWORDS BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING AND SWORDS BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING AND WIN AWESOMENESS AWARDS BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING AND WIN AWESOMENESS AWARDS SEE AN UNDERWATER CASTLE AND WIN AWESOMENESS AWARDS SEE AN UNDERWATER CASTLE AND A SEAHORSE MADE OF CRYSTAL SEE AN UNDERWATER CASTLE AND A SEAHORSE MADE OF CRYSTAL SAVING MERMAIDS FROM A SEAHORSE MADE OF CRYSTAL SAVING MERMAIDS FROM SHARKPEOPLE USING GOLDEN LASER SAVING MERMAIDS FROM SHARKPEOPLE USING GOLDEN LASER PISTOLS SHARKPEOPLE USING GOLDEN LASER PISTOLS PLUNDER THE UNIVERSE IN OUR PISTOLS PLUNDER THE UNIVERSE IN OUR PIRATE SPACESHIP PLUNDER THE UNIVERSE IN OUR PIRATE SPACESHIP GO BACK IN TIME TO TEACH PIRATE SPACESHIP GO BACK IN TIME TO TEACH CAVEMEN HOW TO KICKFLIP GO BACK IN TIME TO TEACH CAVEMEN HOW TO KICKFLIP DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT OUR CAVEMEN HOW TO KICKFLIP DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT OUR FUTURE PLANS AT COLLEGE DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT OUR FUTURE PLANS AT COLLEGE SUPERPOWERS, ROBOT ARMS, FUTURE PLANS AT COLLEGE SUPERPOWERS, ROBOT ARMS, THAT'S A SUBSTITUTE FOR SUPERPOWERS, ROBOT ARMS, THAT'S A SUBSTITUTE FOR KNOWLEDGE THAT'S A SUBSTITUTE FOR KNOWLEDGE Gumball: IT'S OKAY FOR ME KNOWLEDGE Gumball: IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO DREAM THAT I'M A COWBOY FROM Gumball: IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO DREAM THAT I'M A COWBOY FROM THE WEST TO DREAM THAT I'M A COWBOY FROM THE WEST Darwin: AND FOR ME TO KEEP THE WEST Darwin: AND FOR ME TO KEEP HOPIN' THAT THERE'S STILL A Darwin: AND FOR ME TO KEEP HOPIN' THAT THERE'S STILL A CHANCE TO GROW A CHEST HOPIN' THAT THERE'S STILL A CHANCE TO GROW A CHEST [ BOTH INHALE DEEPLY .]
CHANCE TO GROW A CHEST [ BOTH INHALE DEEPLY .]
Both: WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE [ BOTH INHALE DEEPLY .]
Both: WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN Both: WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS CAN WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT Gumball: [ CLEARS THROAT .]
IT Gumball: [ CLEARS THROAT .]
COME ON.
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
Gumball: [ CLEARS THROAT .]
COME ON.
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
COME ON.
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
Both: WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
Both: WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN Both: WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS CAN WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S WE ENJOY IT WHILE WE'RE KIDS WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF WE ENJOY IT WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT STILL TIME TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT [ British accent .]
MOTHER, IT [ British accent .]
MOTHER, WHAT ARE THOSE TWO SHORT MEN [ British accent .]
MOTHER, WHAT ARE THOSE TWO SHORT MEN DOING? WHAT ARE THOSE TWO SHORT MEN DOING? I BELIEVE THEY'RE PRETENDING DOING? I BELIEVE THEY'RE PRETENDING TO STILL BE YOUNG AND COOL, I BELIEVE THEY'RE PRETENDING TO STILL BE YOUNG AND COOL, DEAR.
TO STILL BE YOUNG AND COOL, DEAR.
Both: AW.
DEAR.
Both: AW.
[ CLATTER .]
Both: AW.
[ CLATTER .]
[ CLATTER .]
[ CLATTER .]
[ CLATTER .]
[ WHAP! .]
[ CLATTER .]
[ WHAP! .]
Gumball: [ SOBBING .]
[ WHAP! .]
Gumball: [ SOBBING .]
Darwin: [ Deep voice .]
IT'S Gumball: [ SOBBING .]
Darwin: [ Deep voice .]
IT'S OVER, DUDE.
Darwin: [ Deep voice .]
IT'S OVER, DUDE.
IF MY VOICE WENT ANY LOWER, IT OVER, DUDE.
IF MY VOICE WENT ANY LOWER, IT WOULD BE ON THE GROUND.
IF MY VOICE WENT ANY LOWER, IT WOULD BE ON THE GROUND.
WE'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE.
WOULD BE ON THE GROUND.
WE'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE.
Gumball: MAYBE IT'S FOR THE WE'RE NOT KIDS ANYMORE.
Gumball: MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BETTER Gumball: MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BETTER NO ONE WANTS TO STAY A CHILD BETTER NO ONE WANTS TO STAY A CHILD FOREVER NO ONE WANTS TO STAY A CHILD FOREVER Darwin: REMEMBER THE FOREVER Darwin: REMEMBER THE WONDERFUL TIMES WE'VE HAD Darwin: REMEMBER THE WONDERFUL TIMES WE'VE HAD THOSE HAPPY THOUGHTS WONDERFUL TIMES WE'VE HAD THOSE HAPPY THOUGHTS NOW MAKE ME SAD THOSE HAPPY THOUGHTS NOW MAKE ME SAD Both: THEY SAY IT'S NOT NOW MAKE ME SAD Both: THEY SAY IT'S NOT BAD, IT'S JUST A NEW START Both: THEY SAY IT'S NOT BAD, IT'S JUST A NEW START SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS PAIN BAD, IT'S JUST A NEW START SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS PAIN IN MY HEART? SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS PAIN IN MY HEART? OUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES IN MY HEART? OUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES ARE GETTING HAZY OUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES ARE GETTING HAZY BUT SOON WE CAN DRIVE, GO TO ARE GETTING HAZY BUT SOON WE CAN DRIVE, GO TO COLLEGE, AND WE BOTH GO BUT SOON WE CAN DRIVE, GO TO COLLEGE, AND WE BOTH GO CRAZY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y COLLEGE, AND WE BOTH GO CRAZY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y Gumball: [ High-pitched .]
CRAZY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y Gumball: [ High-pitched .]
WHAT WAS THAT? Gumball: [ High-pitched .]
WHAT WAS THAT? [ GASPS .]
WHAT WAS THAT? [ GASPS .]
DUDE, WHAT'S GOING ON? [ GASPS .]
DUDE, WHAT'S GOING ON? I SOUND EVEN YOUNGER THAN DUDE, WHAT'S GOING ON? I SOUND EVEN YOUNGER THAN BEFORE.
I SOUND EVEN YOUNGER THAN BEFORE.
Darwin: [ High-pitched .]
BEFORE.
Darwin: [ High-pitched .]
THAT'S IT! Darwin: [ High-pitched .]
THAT'S IT! THAT MEANS WE'RE IN THE 1% OF THAT'S IT! THAT MEANS WE'RE IN THE 1% OF PEOPLE WHO NEVER GROW OLD.
THAT MEANS WE'RE IN THE 1% OF PEOPLE WHO NEVER GROW OLD.
Both: YAY! PEOPLE WHO NEVER GROW OLD.
Both: YAY! Gumball: WE'LL BE KIDS Both: YAY! Gumball: WE'LL BE KIDS FOREVER! Gumball: WE'LL BE KIDS FOREVER! Darwin: WE GOT WHAT WE FOREVER! Darwin: WE GOT WHAT WE WANTED! Darwin: WE GOT WHAT WE WANTED! Gumball: WE'RE STUCK IN THESE WANTED! Gumball: WE'RE STUCK IN THESE BODIES FOR THE REST OF OUR Gumball: WE'RE STUCK IN THESE BODIES FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES! BODIES FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES! [ BOTH LAUGH .]
Both: [ Weakly .]
YAY.
Gumball: HURRY UP! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! Darwin: THAT GATE WAS WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! Darwin: THAT GATE WAS UNLOCKED.
Darwin: THAT GATE WAS UNLOCKED.
Gumball: I DON'T CARE! UNLOCKED.
Gumball: I DON'T CARE! WE ONLY HAVE TWO MINUTES TO GET Gumball: I DON'T CARE! WE ONLY HAVE TWO MINUTES TO GET THERE! WE ONLY HAVE TWO MINUTES TO GET THERE! Darwin: YOU DO KNOW THERE'S A THERE! Darwin: YOU DO KNOW THERE'S A SIDEWALK, RIGHT? Darwin: YOU DO KNOW THERE'S A SIDEWALK, RIGHT? Gumball: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! SIDEWALK, RIGHT? Gumball: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! WE HAVE TO KEEP MOVING! Gumball: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! WE HAVE TO KEEP MOVING! [ ALARM BLARES .]
Darwin: WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY? Gumball: NO TIME TO WORRY NECESSARY? Gumball: NO TIME TO WORRY ABOUT COLLATERAL DAMAGE! Gumball: NO TIME TO WORRY ABOUT COLLATERAL DAMAGE! Darwin: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT ABOUT COLLATERAL DAMAGE! Darwin: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS JUST DAMAGE DAMAGE.
Darwin: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS JUST DAMAGE DAMAGE.
HEY, GUYS.
I JUST WANTED -- WAS JUST DAMAGE DAMAGE.
HEY, GUYS.
I JUST WANTED -- Darwin: SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE HEY, GUYS.
I JUST WANTED -- Darwin: SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW.
Darwin: SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW.
HI, GUYS.
TIME RIGHT NOW.
HI, GUYS.
Darwin: SORRY, NO TIME.
HI, GUYS.
Darwin: SORRY, NO TIME.
HEY, GUYS.
Darwin: SORRY, NO TIME.
HEY, GUYS.
HI, GUYS.
HI, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HI, GUYS.
HI, GUYS.
Darwin: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR IT.
HI, GUYS.
HI, GUYS.
Darwin: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR IT.
OH, HI, GUYS.
Darwin: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR IT.
OH, HI, GUYS.
[ BOING! .]
OH, HI, GUYS.
[ BOING! .]
AAH! [ BOING! .]
AAH! Darwin: SORRY.
AAH! Darwin: SORRY.
[ DOG GROWLING, BARKING .]
Darwin: SORRY.
[ DOG GROWLING, BARKING .]
HI, GUYS.
[ DOG GROWLING, BARKING .]
HI, GUYS.
Darwin: JUST GO HOME, OKAY? HI, GUYS.
Darwin: JUST GO HOME, OKAY? I JUST WANTED -- Darwin: JUST GO HOME, OKAY? I JUST WANTED -- OH, HI, GUYS.
I JUST WANTED -- OH, HI, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
OH, HI, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HI, GUYS, I JUST WANTED TO HEY, GUYS.
HI, GUYS, I JUST WANTED TO Gumball: WE DON'T HAVE THE HI, GUYS, I JUST WANTED TO Gumball: WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME! Gumball: WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME! HEY, GUYS.
TIME! HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
HEY, GUYS.
[ SCREECH! .]
HEY, GUYS.
[ SCREECH! .]
OH, HEY, GUYS.
[ SCREECH! .]
OH, HEY, GUYS.
Both: UGH! WHAT?! OH, HEY, GUYS.
Both: UGH! WHAT?! [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
Both: UGH! WHAT?! [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
I JUST WANTED TO SAY IT'S "ICE" [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
I JUST WANTED TO SAY IT'S "ICE" TO SEE YOU! I JUST WANTED TO SAY IT'S "ICE" TO SEE YOU! [ LAUGHTER.]
TO SEE YOU! [ LAUGHTER.]
Darwin: LOOK, SARAH, WE DON'T [ LAUGHTER.]
Darwin: LOOK, SARAH, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
Darwin: LOOK, SARAH, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
Gumball: YEAH, WE HAVE TO HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
Gumball: YEAH, WE HAVE TO WHY ARE WE RUNNING AGAIN? Gumball: YEAH, WE HAVE TO WHY ARE WE RUNNING AGAIN? [ EXPLOSION .]
WHY ARE WE RUNNING AGAIN? [ EXPLOSION .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ EXPLOSION .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
THE WHOLE RAINBOW FACTORY [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
THE WHOLE RAINBOW FACTORY DESTROYED! THE WHOLE RAINBOW FACTORY DESTROYED! AND WE COULD'VE SAVED IT! DESTROYED! AND WE COULD'VE SAVED IT! Darwin: YEAH, BUT WE COULD'VE AND WE COULD'VE SAVED IT! Darwin: YEAH, BUT WE COULD'VE NOT CAUSED IT, TOO.
Darwin: YEAH, BUT WE COULD'VE NOT CAUSED IT, TOO.
Gumball: THE WATER SUPPLY NOT CAUSED IT, TOO.
Gumball: THE WATER SUPPLY CONTAMINATED FOR CENTURIES! Gumball: THE WATER SUPPLY CONTAMINATED FOR CENTURIES! THEY SAY OUR KIDS WILL LOOK EVEN CONTAMINATED FOR CENTURIES! THEY SAY OUR KIDS WILL LOOK EVEN WEIRDER THAN WE DO.
THEY SAY OUR KIDS WILL LOOK EVEN WEIRDER THAN WE DO.
HEY, GUYS.
WEIRDER THAN WE DO.
HEY, GUYS.
Both: UGH.
HEY, GUYS.
Both: UGH.
WELL, I GUESS THE MORAL OF Both: UGH.
WELL, I GUESS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS, ALL'S WELL THAT WELL, I GUESS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS, ALL'S WELL THAT END'S WELL.
THIS STORY IS, ALL'S WELL THAT END'S WELL.
[ LAUGHS .]
END'S WELL.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ JINGLE PLAYS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ JINGLE PLAYS .]
Gumball: SARAH! [ JINGLE PLAYS .]
Gumball: SARAH! THIS DID NOT END WELL FOR Gumball: SARAH! THIS DID NOT END WELL FOR ANYONE! THIS DID NOT END WELL FOR ANYONE! IT'LL TAKE LIKE THREE WEEKS TO ANYONE! IT'LL TAKE LIKE THREE WEEKS TO REBUILD IT! IT'LL TAKE LIKE THREE WEEKS TO REBUILD IT! YEAH.
REBUILD IT! YEAH.
WELL, THEN I GUESS YOU COULD YEAH.
WELL, THEN I GUESS YOU COULD SAY, "THE GRASS IS ALWAYS WELL, THEN I GUESS YOU COULD SAY, "THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SAY, "THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE.
" GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE.
" [ LAUGHS .]
[ JINGLE PLAYS .]
Gumball: SARAH! Gumball: SARAH! ALL THE GRASS IS ON FIRE, AND SO IS THE GOSH-DARN FENCE! ALL THE GRASS IS ON FIRE, AND SO IS THE GOSH-DARN FENCE! [ LAUGHTER.]
IS THE GOSH-DARN FENCE! [ LAUGHTER.]
OKAY, WHAT IS THAT? [ LAUGHTER.]
OKAY, WHAT IS THAT? WHO'S LAUGHING? OKAY, WHAT IS THAT? WHO'S LAUGHING? [ BUTTON CLICKS .]
WHO'S LAUGHING? [ BUTTON CLICKS .]
[ WHOOSH! .]
[ BUTTON CLICKS .]
[ WHOOSH! .]
[ CARTOON MUSIC PLAYS.]
MMM.
[ SLURPS .]
[ POP! .]
[ SLURPS .]
[ POP! .]
AHH! [ POP! .]
AHH! DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE AHH! DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE EAT NOISILY? DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE EAT NOISILY? 'CAUSE I DO.
EAT NOISILY? 'CAUSE I DO.
I'M SO LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY.
'CAUSE I DO.
I'M SO LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY.
HEY, WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO ON AN I'M SO LIKE YOU IN THAT WAY.
HEY, WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO ON AN ADVENTURE WHERE WE LIKE TELL HEY, WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO ON AN ADVENTURE WHERE WE LIKE TELL PEOPLE OFF FOR THEIR BAD HABITS, ADVENTURE WHERE WE LIKE TELL PEOPLE OFF FOR THEIR BAD HABITS, BUT LEARN THAT EVERYONE SHOULD PEOPLE OFF FOR THEIR BAD HABITS, BUT LEARN THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BE THEMSELVES, AND THEN WE HUG.
BUT LEARN THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BE THEMSELVES, AND THEN WE HUG.
HEY, ME AND MY BFFs GUMBALL AND BE THEMSELVES, AND THEN WE HUG.
HEY, ME AND MY BFFs GUMBALL AND DARWIN THINK THAT MAYBE YOU HEY, ME AND MY BFFs GUMBALL AND DARWIN THINK THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP MOUTH-BREATHING.
DARWIN THINK THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP MOUTH-BREATHING.
IT'S NOT VERY DIGNIFIED, AND SHOULD STOP MOUTH-BREATHING.
IT'S NOT VERY DIGNIFIED, AND IT'S MAKING THE CAFETERIA MOIST, IT'S NOT VERY DIGNIFIED, AND IT'S MAKING THE CAFETERIA MOIST, BUT WE FORGIVE YOU, BECAUSE IT'S IT'S MAKING THE CAFETERIA MOIST, BUT WE FORGIVE YOU, BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO BE YOU.
BUT WE FORGIVE YOU, BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO BE YOU.
[ ROARS .]
IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO BE YOU.
[ ROARS .]
Darwin: HOW ABOUT WE JUST [ ROARS .]
Darwin: HOW ABOUT WE JUST HAVE LUNCH? Darwin: HOW ABOUT WE JUST HAVE LUNCH? [ CREAK! .]
HAVE LUNCH? [ CREAK! .]
YEAH, SURE.
NO PROBLEM.
[ CREAK! .]
YEAH, SURE.
NO PROBLEM.
CAN I SIT HERE YEAH, SURE.
NO PROBLEM.
CAN I SIT HERE at your table? CAN I SIT HERE at your table? Gumball: YEAH, WHATEVER.
at your table? Gumball: YEAH, WHATEVER.
[ SIGHS DEEPLY .]
SO, NOW THAT WE SIT TOGETHER AT LUNCH, I GUESS WE NEED TO WORK OUT OUR DYNAMIC.
LUNCH, I GUESS WE NEED TO WORK OUT OUR DYNAMIC.
Darwin: WHA OUT OUR DYNAMIC.
Darwin: WHA YEAH, SINCE I'M IN SCHOOL TO Darwin: WHA YEAH, SINCE I'M IN SCHOOL TO BE NEAR YOU GUYS, I HAVEN'T YEAH, SINCE I'M IN SCHOOL TO BE NEAR YOU GUYS, I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHERE I FIT IN HERE.
BE NEAR YOU GUYS, I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHERE I FIT IN HERE.
'CAUSE AM I LIKE THE KOOKY ONE? FIGURED OUT WHERE I FIT IN HERE.
'CAUSE AM I LIKE THE KOOKY ONE? Gumball: PBHT! 'CAUSE AM I LIKE THE KOOKY ONE? Gumball: PBHT! KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, Gumball: PBHT! KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOO KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOO NO? KOOKY, KOOKY, KOOKY, KOO NO? OKAY, SO, MAYBE I'M LIKE THE NO? OKAY, SO, MAYBE I'M LIKE THE NERDY, INSECURE ONE, BUT THEN I OKAY, SO, MAYBE I'M LIKE THE NERDY, INSECURE ONE, BUT THEN I TAKE MY GLASSES OFF, AND I'M NERDY, INSECURE ONE, BUT THEN I TAKE MY GLASSES OFF, AND I'M LIKE SUPER-CUTE.
TAKE MY GLASSES OFF, AND I'M LIKE SUPER-CUTE.
[ SPLOSH! .]
LIKE SUPER-CUTE.
[ SPLOSH! .]
[ Muffled .]
NO? [ SPLOSH! .]
[ Muffled .]
NO? OR MAYBE I'M JUST THE GIRL NEXT [ Muffled .]
NO? OR MAYBE I'M JUST THE GIRL NEXT DOOR WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR OR MAYBE I'M JUST THE GIRL NEXT DOOR WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU, BUT YOU'RE TOO FOOLISH TO DOOR WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU, BUT YOU'RE TOO FOOLISH TO REALIZE IS PERFECT FOR YOU.
YOU, BUT YOU'RE TOO FOOLISH TO REALIZE IS PERFECT FOR YOU.
Darwin: BUT YOU DON'T LIVE REALIZE IS PERFECT FOR YOU.
Darwin: BUT YOU DON'T LIVE NEXT DOOR.
Darwin: BUT YOU DON'T LIVE NEXT DOOR.
I CAN MOVE.
NEXT DOOR.
I CAN MOVE.
BUT OF COURSE I COULDN'T DO THAT I CAN MOVE.
BUT OF COURSE I COULDN'T DO THAT BECAUSE THEN YOU'D BOTH HAVE TO BUT OF COURSE I COULDN'T DO THAT BECAUSE THEN YOU'D BOTH HAVE TO FIGHT OVER ME.
BECAUSE THEN YOU'D BOTH HAVE TO FIGHT OVER ME.
[ CREAK! .]
FIGHT OVER ME.
[ CREAK! .]
Gumball: WELL, AT THE MOMENT, [ CREAK! .]
Gumball: WELL, AT THE MOMENT, YOU'RE MORE LIKE THE INSANELY Gumball: WELL, AT THE MOMENT, YOU'RE MORE LIKE THE INSANELY OBSESSIVE ONE.
YOU'RE MORE LIKE THE INSANELY OBSESSIVE ONE.
THE INSANELY OBSESSIVE ONE! OBSESSIVE ONE.
THE INSANELY OBSESSIVE ONE! I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT! THE INSANELY OBSESSIVE ONE! I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT! Gumball: NO, NO, NO, I DIDN'T I CAN TOTALLY DO THAT! Gumball: NO, NO, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN I WANTED YOU TO! Gumball: NO, NO, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN I WANTED YOU TO! AND I'LL BE REALLY CREEPY, MEAN I WANTED YOU TO! AND I'LL BE REALLY CREEPY, AND YOU'LL BE REALLY SCARED, BUT AND I'LL BE REALLY CREEPY, AND YOU'LL BE REALLY SCARED, BUT IN YOUR FINAL MOMENTS, YOU'LL AND YOU'LL BE REALLY SCARED, BUT IN YOUR FINAL MOMENTS, YOU'LL REALIZE THAT WE'RE MEANT TO BE.
IN YOUR FINAL MOMENTS, YOU'LL REALIZE THAT WE'RE MEANT TO BE.
Gumball: MY FINAL MOMENTS? REALIZE THAT WE'RE MEANT TO BE.
Gumball: MY FINAL MOMENTS? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Gumball: MY FINAL MOMENTS? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I'M NOT SURE I'M COMFORTABLE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I'M NOT SURE I'M COMFORTABLE WITH YOU FOLLOWING US.
I'M NOT SURE I'M COMFORTABLE WITH YOU FOLLOWING US.
DON'T WORRY.
WITH YOU FOLLOWING US.
DON'T WORRY.
You'll never see me.
DON'T WORRY.
You'll never see me.
Best friends, best friends.
You'll never see me.
Best friends, best friends.
[ TAPE WHIRS, BUTTON CLICKS .]
Best friends, best friends, best friends, best friends, best best friends, best friends, best [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS.]
best [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS.]
FOR A VERY LONG TIME, [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS.]
FOR A VERY LONG TIME, I'VE WATCHED YOU FROM AFAR FOR A VERY LONG TIME, I'VE WATCHED YOU FROM AFAR HUNCHED IN YOUR CLOSET I'VE WATCHED YOU FROM AFAR HUNCHED IN YOUR CLOSET OR STRAPPED BENEATH YOUR CAR HUNCHED IN YOUR CLOSET OR STRAPPED BENEATH YOUR CAR I TREASURED ALL THE STORIES OR STRAPPED BENEATH YOUR CAR I TREASURED ALL THE STORIES THE THREE OF US SHARE I TREASURED ALL THE STORIES THE THREE OF US SHARE WHEREVER YOU ARE, THE THREE OF US SHARE WHEREVER YOU ARE, I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE WHEREVER YOU ARE, I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE WHEN YOU WERE ALONE, I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE WHEN YOU WERE ALONE, I WAS THERE, TOO WHEN YOU WERE ALONE, I WAS THERE, TOO BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN, I WAS THERE, TOO BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN, AND YOU NEVER KNEW BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN, AND YOU NEVER KNEW I DRESSED IN YOUR CLOTHES AND YOU NEVER KNEW I DRESSED IN YOUR CLOTHES AND BREATHED IN YOUR AIR I DRESSED IN YOUR CLOTHES AND BREATHED IN YOUR AIR I WATCHED YOU BOTH SLEEP AND BREATHED IN YOUR AIR I WATCHED YOU BOTH SLEEP AND NUZZLED YOUR HAIR I WATCHED YOU BOTH SLEEP AND NUZZLED YOUR HAIR IT HELPS THAT YOUR BEDROOM HAS AND NUZZLED YOUR HAIR IT HELPS THAT YOUR BEDROOM HAS PLACES TO HIDE IT HELPS THAT YOUR BEDROOM HAS PLACES TO HIDE AND THE WINDOWS DON'T LOCK, PLACES TO HIDE AND THE WINDOWS DON'T LOCK, SO I CAN GET INSIDE AND THE WINDOWS DON'T LOCK, SO I CAN GET INSIDE I'VE WAITED SO LONG SO I CAN GET INSIDE I'VE WAITED SO LONG TO BE A PART OF YOUR LIFE I'VE WAITED SO LONG TO BE A PART OF YOUR LIFE AND ONE DAY, ONE OF YOU TO BE A PART OF YOUR LIFE AND ONE DAY, ONE OF YOU WILL CALL ME HIS WIFE AND ONE DAY, ONE OF YOU WILL CALL ME HIS WIFE [ BREATHING DEEPLY.]
[ BUTTON CLICKS .]
[ BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A REASONABLE CONVERSATION WITH THIS YOUNG LADY.
HAVE A REASONABLE CONVERSATION WITH THIS YOUNG LADY.
Darwin: WHERE IS SHE? WITH THIS YOUNG LADY.
Darwin: WHERE IS SHE? WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR TWO HOURS Darwin: WHERE IS SHE? WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR TWO HOURS NOW.
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR TWO HOURS NOW.
OHHHHHH.
OH, MAN.
NOT GOOD.
NOW.
OHHHHHH.
OH, MAN.
NOT GOOD.
Gumball: YOU OKAY, MR.
SMALL? OHHHHHH.
OH, MAN.
NOT GOOD.
Gumball: YOU OKAY, MR.
SMALL? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT Gumball: YOU OKAY, MR.
SMALL? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT PAINTING LIKE THAT? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT PAINTING LIKE THAT? AH! THANK MOTHER EARTH.
PAINTING LIKE THAT? AH! THANK MOTHER EARTH.
YOU CAN SEE IT, TOO.
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS .]
AAH! Did you see that? Darwin: SEE WHAT? AAH! Did you see that? Darwin: SEE WHAT? [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS .]
Darwin: SEE WHAT? [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS .]
AAH! [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS .]
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! Both: AAH! AAH! Both: AAH! [ LAUGHS WHEEZILY .]
Both: AAH! [ LAUGHS WHEEZILY .]
Gumball: SARAH! WAIT! [ LAUGHS WHEEZILY .]
Gumball: SARAH! WAIT! [ BREATHING DEEPLY .]
Gumball: SARAH! WAIT! [ BREATHING DEEPLY .]
[ SCREECH! .]
[ BREATHING DEEPLY .]
[ SCREECH! .]
OH.
[ GASPS .]
[ SCREECH! .]
OH.
[ GASPS .]
[ SQUEALS .]
OH.
[ GASPS .]
[ SQUEALS .]
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ SQUEALS .]
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GASPS .]
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GASPS .]
Gumball: SARAH, LISTEN.
[ GASPS .]
Gumball: SARAH, LISTEN.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
Gumball: SARAH, LISTEN.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE HAIR.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE HAIR.
Gumball: WHA-- WHAT? I'M SORRY ABOUT THE HAIR.
Gumball: WHA-- WHAT? WHAT HAIR? Gumball: WHA-- WHAT? WHAT HAIR? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY WHAT HAIR? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY HAIR? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY HAIR? NO.
HAIR? NO.
Gumball: SARAH, THIS WHOLE NO.
Gumball: SARAH, THIS WHOLE THING ISN'T REALLY WORKING OUT.
Gumball: SARAH, THIS WHOLE THING ISN'T REALLY WORKING OUT.
Darwin: YEAH, IT'S NOT YOU.
THING ISN'T REALLY WORKING OUT.
Darwin: YEAH, IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S US.
Darwin: YEAH, IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S US.
Gumball: BY WHICH WE MEAN IT'S US.
Gumball: BY WHICH WE MEAN IT'S YOU.
Gumball: BY WHICH WE MEAN IT'S YOU.
WAIT.
IT'S YOU.
WAIT.
DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT'S WAIT.
DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE MY LOCKER? DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE MY LOCKER? Gumball: IS THIS ANOTHER ONE INSIDE MY LOCKER? Gumball: IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRICKS? Gumball: IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRICKS? WHY WOULD WE WANT TO SEE INSIDE OF YOUR TRICKS? WHY WOULD WE WANT TO SEE INSIDE YOUR LOCKER? WHY WOULD WE WANT TO SEE INSIDE YOUR LOCKER? BECAUSE THIS IS THE PART OF YOUR LOCKER? BECAUSE THIS IS THE PART OF THE STORY WHERE YOU REALIZE BECAUSE THIS IS THE PART OF THE STORY WHERE YOU REALIZE MAYBE I DO ALL THIS THE STORY WHERE YOU REALIZE MAYBE I DO ALL THIS b-because I'm lonely.
MAYBE I DO ALL THIS b-because I'm lonely.
Gumball: NO, SARAH, THIS IS b-because I'm lonely.
Gumball: NO, SARAH, THIS IS THE PART OF THE STORY WHERE YOU Gumball: NO, SARAH, THIS IS THE PART OF THE STORY WHERE YOU REALIZE THERE IS NO STORY AND THE PART OF THE STORY WHERE YOU REALIZE THERE IS NO STORY AND YOU LEAVE US ALONE.
REALIZE THERE IS NO STORY AND YOU LEAVE US ALONE.
OH.
YOU LEAVE US ALONE.
OH.
[ Chuckling .]
YEAH, SURE.
Darwin: DUDE, LOOK AT THIS.
"THE FIRST PEOPLE WHO SPOKE TO ME AT ELMORE JUNIOR HIGH.
" "THE FIRST PEOPLE WHO SPOKE TO ME AT ELMORE JUNIOR HIGH.
" AND THIS -- "THE COOLEST KIDS IN ME AT ELMORE JUNIOR HIGH.
" AND THIS -- "THE COOLEST KIDS IN SCHOOL, GUMBALL AND DARWIN, THE AND THIS -- "THE COOLEST KIDS IN SCHOOL, GUMBALL AND DARWIN, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO REALLY KNOW ME.
" SCHOOL, GUMBALL AND DARWIN, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO REALLY KNOW ME.
" ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M ONLY PEOPLE WHO REALLY KNOW ME.
" ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? Gumball: I KNOW.
RIGHT.
THINKING? Gumball: I KNOW.
RIGHT.
I'M DEFINITELY TALLER THAN YOU! Gumball: I KNOW.
RIGHT.
I'M DEFINITELY TALLER THAN YOU! AND IF MY EYES WERE THAT CLOSE I'M DEFINITELY TALLER THAN YOU! AND IF MY EYES WERE THAT CLOSE TOGETHER, I'D BE A CYCLOPS! AND IF MY EYES WERE THAT CLOSE TOGETHER, I'D BE A CYCLOPS! Darwin: NO! TOGETHER, I'D BE A CYCLOPS! Darwin: NO! SHE REALLY CARES ABOUT US, AND Darwin: NO! SHE REALLY CARES ABOUT US, AND WE JUST PUSHED HER AWAY.
SHE REALLY CARES ABOUT US, AND WE JUST PUSHED HER AWAY.
LOOK AT THIS.
WE JUST PUSHED HER AWAY.
LOOK AT THIS.
Gumball: "THE AMAZING LOOK AT THIS.
Gumball: "THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF GUMBALL, DARWIN, Gumball: "THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF GUMBALL, DARWIN, AND SARAH.
" ADVENTURES OF GUMBALL, DARWIN, AND SARAH.
" AW, MAN.
AND SARAH.
" AW, MAN.
ALL SHE EVER WANTED WAS TO BE AW, MAN.
ALL SHE EVER WANTED WAS TO BE INCLUDED.
ALL SHE EVER WANTED WAS TO BE INCLUDED.
Darwin: THIS -- THIS IS INCLUDED.
Darwin: THIS -- THIS IS TODAY.
Darwin: THIS -- THIS IS TODAY.
THIS IS AT LUNCHTIME.
TODAY.
THIS IS AT LUNCHTIME.
Gumball: OH, YEAH.
THIS IS AT LUNCHTIME.
Gumball: OH, YEAH.
[ SCOFFS .]
LOOK AT THAT HAND.
Gumball: OH, YEAH.
[ SCOFFS .]
LOOK AT THAT HAND.
IT'S LIKE A BIG THUMB.
[ SCOFFS .]
LOOK AT THAT HAND.
IT'S LIKE A BIG THUMB.
Darwin: WELL, HANDS ARE IT'S LIKE A BIG THUMB.
Darwin: WELL, HANDS ARE DIFFICULT TO DRAW.
Darwin: WELL, HANDS ARE DIFFICULT TO DRAW.
HERE'S US WATCHING THE VIDEO, DIFFICULT TO DRAW.
HERE'S US WATCHING THE VIDEO, AND HERE'S SARAH WALKING OFF HERE'S US WATCHING THE VIDEO, AND HERE'S SARAH WALKING OFF JUST A SECOND AGO.
AND HERE'S SARAH WALKING OFF JUST A SECOND AGO.
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
JUST A SECOND AGO.
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
Gumball: HMM, WELL, WHATEVER I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
Gumball: HMM, WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, HOPE SHE GOES TO ART Gumball: HMM, WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, HOPE SHE GOES TO ART SCHOOL.
IT IS, HOPE SHE GOES TO ART SCHOOL.
Darwin: NO, YOU SAY, "WE'RE SCHOOL.
Darwin: NO, YOU SAY, "WE'RE HER ONLY FRIENDS.
Darwin: NO, YOU SAY, "WE'RE HER ONLY FRIENDS.
WE HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES HER ONLY FRIENDS.
WE HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HER HAPPY.
" WE HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HER HAPPY.
" Gumball: WE'RE HER ONLY TO MAKE HER HAPPY.
" Gumball: WE'RE HER ONLY FRIENDS! Gumball: WE'RE HER ONLY FRIENDS! WE HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES FRIENDS! WE HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HER HAPPY! WE HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HER HAPPY! [ BOTH GASP .]
TO MAKE HER HAPPY! [ BOTH GASP .]
RIGHT.
HOW DO WE DO IT? [ BOTH GASP .]
RIGHT.
HOW DO WE DO IT? Darwin: IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.
RIGHT.
HOW DO WE DO IT? Darwin: IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
Darwin: IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: SARAH! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: SARAH! YOU SHALL NOT BE ALONE! Gumball: SARAH! YOU SHALL NOT BE ALONE! IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
YOU SHALL NOT BE ALONE! IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
Gumball: YES, I DO, SARAH! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
Gumball: YES, I DO, SARAH! I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY THE Gumball: YES, I DO, SARAH! I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY THE BEAUTY OF YOUR ART, AND NOW I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY THE BEAUTY OF YOUR ART, AND NOW I think I love you.
BEAUTY OF YOUR ART, AND NOW I think I love you.
Darwin: NO, YOU CANNOT LOVE I think I love you.
Darwin: NO, YOU CANNOT LOVE HER, FOR I LOVE HER MORE! Darwin: NO, YOU CANNOT LOVE HER, FOR I LOVE HER MORE! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND YELLOW AND HER, FOR I LOVE HER MORE! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND YELLOW AND RUNNY! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND YELLOW AND RUNNY! [ PAPER RUSTLES .]
RUNNY! [ PAPER RUSTLES .]
AND FUNNY! [ PAPER RUSTLES .]
AND FUNNY! [ SIGHS .]
FORGET IT, GUYS.
AND FUNNY! [ SIGHS .]
FORGET IT, GUYS.
Gumball: AW, COME ON.
[ SIGHS .]
FORGET IT, GUYS.
Gumball: AW, COME ON.
Darwin: COME ON.
Gumball: AW, COME ON.
Darwin: COME ON.
Gumball: COME ON.
Darwin: COME ON.
Gumball: COME ON.
Darwin: COME ON.
Gumball: COME ON.
Darwin: COME ON.
Gumball: COME ON.
Darwin: COME ON.
Gumball: COME ON.
Darwin: COME ON.
Gumball: COME ON.
Darwin: COME ON.
Gumball: COME ON.
Darwin: COME ON.
Gumball: COME ON.
Darwin: COME ON.
Gumball: COME ON.
Darwin: COME ON.
Both: COME ON.
COME ON.
Darwin: COME ON.
Both: COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME Both: COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
NO! ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
NO! PLEASE DON'T FIGHT OVER ME! NO! PLEASE DON'T FIGHT OVER ME! Gumball: THERE'S NO OTHER PLEASE DON'T FIGHT OVER ME! Gumball: THERE'S NO OTHER WAY! Gumball: THERE'S NO OTHER WAY! YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE WAY! YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE SHARED! YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE SHARED! OH, HEY.
SHARED! OH, HEY.
[ BATTLE MUSIC PLAYS .]
OH, HEY.
[ BATTLE MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ BATTLE MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
UH, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ BOTH SIGH .]
UH, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.
UH, GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S THE DANCE THING YOU DREW.
Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S THE DANCE THING YOU DREW.
THAT'S FIGHTING.
IT'S THE DANCE THING YOU DREW.
THAT'S FIGHTING.
Both: OHHHH.
THAT'S FIGHTING.
Both: OHHHH.
[ BOTH SHOUTING .]
Both: OHHHH.
[ BOTH SHOUTING .]
Darwin: YOU ONLY LOVE HER [ BOTH SHOUTING .]
Darwin: YOU ONLY LOVE HER BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! Darwin: YOU ONLY LOVE HER BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE HER BECAUSE HER BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE HER BECAUSE HER SHINES LIKE DIAMONDS! I LOVE HER BECAUSE HER SHINES LIKE DIAMONDS! HYAH! SHINES LIKE DIAMONDS! HYAH! Gumball: [ BABBLES .]
HYAH! Gumball: [ BABBLES .]
HYAH! Gumball: [ BABBLES .]
HYAH! Darwin: AAH! HYAH! Darwin: AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Darwin: AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: OH, WHAT NOW? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: OH, WHAT NOW? IT SAYS, "THEY SNUGGLE FOR Gumball: OH, WHAT NOW? IT SAYS, "THEY SNUGGLE FOR AWHILE.
" IT SAYS, "THEY SNUGGLE FOR AWHILE.
" NO, IT SAYS, "THEY STRUGGLE AWHILE.
" NO, IT SAYS, "THEY STRUGGLE FOR AWHILE.
" NO, IT SAYS, "THEY STRUGGLE FOR AWHILE.
" Gumball: WELL, IT'S NOT MY FOR AWHILE.
" Gumball: WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR GIRLY WRITING'S Gumball: WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR GIRLY WRITING'S SO CURLY.
FAULT THAT YOUR GIRLY WRITING'S SO CURLY.
Darwin: DUDE, THIS IS THE SO CURLY.
Darwin: DUDE, THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU RIP YOUR SHIRT.
Darwin: DUDE, THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU RIP YOUR SHIRT.
Gumball: WHAT? PART WHERE YOU RIP YOUR SHIRT.
Gumball: WHAT? Darwin: IT'S RIGHT HERE.
Gumball: WHAT? Darwin: IT'S RIGHT HERE.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
REALLY? Darwin: IT'S RIGHT HERE.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
REALLY? OH, YEAH.
IT'S RIGHT THERE.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
REALLY? OH, YEAH.
IT'S RIGHT THERE.
Darwin: LET HER GO, OR PROVE OH, YEAH.
IT'S RIGHT THERE.
Darwin: LET HER GO, OR PROVE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE! Darwin: LET HER GO, OR PROVE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE! Gumball: MY BEATING HEART IS THAT YOU UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE! Gumball: MY BEATING HEART IS THE ONLY PROOF I NEED! Gumball: MY BEATING HEART IS THE ONLY PROOF I NEED! [ GRUNTS .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ ROARS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ ROARS .]
Darwin: EH, IT'LL HAVE TO DO.
[ ROARS .]
Darwin: EH, IT'LL HAVE TO DO.
NOW DO YOUR LINE.
Darwin: EH, IT'LL HAVE TO DO.
NOW DO YOUR LINE.
Gumball: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW NOW DO YOUR LINE.
Gumball: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED FOR YOU! Gumball: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED FOR YOU! I DON'T KNOW WHICH PATH TO LONG I'VE WAITED FOR YOU! I DON'T KNOW WHICH PATH TO CHOOSE! I DON'T KNOW WHICH PATH TO CHOOSE! GUMBALL: It's so real.
CHOOSE! GUMBALL: It's so real.
I can feel it.
GUMBALL: It's so real.
I can feel it.
Darwin: WHAT.
OH.
I can feel it.
Darwin: WHAT.
OH.
NO!! Darwin: WHAT.
OH.
NO!! Gumball: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? NO!! Gumball: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? WE HAVE TO JUMP? Gumball: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? WE HAVE TO JUMP? Darwin: YEAH, WE'RE DOING WE HAVE TO JUMP? Darwin: YEAH, WE'RE DOING THIS FOR SARAH IN THE NAME OF Darwin: YEAH, WE'RE DOING THIS FOR SARAH IN THE NAME OF FRIENDSHIP.
THIS FOR SARAH IN THE NAME OF FRIENDSHIP.
Gumball: AND PITY.
FRIENDSHIP.
Gumball: AND PITY.
Darwin: YEAH, THAT TOO.
Gumball: AND PITY.
Darwin: YEAH, THAT TOO.
[ BOTH SHOUTING .]
Darwin: YEAH, THAT TOO.
[ BOTH SHOUTING .]
Both: I DON'T THINK SO.
[ BOTH SHOUTING .]
Both: I DON'T THINK SO.
[ BOTH SHOUTING .]
Darwin: THIS IS MUCH SAFER.
[ BOTH SHOUTING .]
STOP! [ BOTH SHOUTING .]
STOP! DON'T HURT YOURSELVES FOR ME! STOP! DON'T HURT YOURSELVES FOR ME! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
YOU OKAY? DON'T HURT YOURSELVES FOR ME! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
YOU OKAY? Darwin: YEAH, I SCRATCHED MY Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
YOU OKAY? Darwin: YEAH, I SCRATCHED MY KNEE, BUT I'M OKAY.
Darwin: YEAH, I SCRATCHED MY KNEE, BUT I'M OKAY.
Gumball: GOOD.
KNEE, BUT I'M OKAY.
Gumball: GOOD.
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN US! Gumball: GOOD.
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN US! I CAN'T! I LOVE YOU BOTH! YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN US! I CAN'T! I LOVE YOU BOTH! Gumball: THEN ONE OF US MUST I CAN'T! I LOVE YOU BOTH! Gumball: THEN ONE OF US MUST GO! Gumball: THEN ONE OF US MUST GO! HOLD ON.
GO! HOLD ON.
I GOT A TRACK FOR THIS.
HOLD ON.
I GOT A TRACK FOR THIS.
Gumball: GOODBYE, MY BROTHER.
I GOT A TRACK FOR THIS.
Gumball: GOODBYE, MY BROTHER.
I'M SORRY IT HAD TO END THIS Gumball: GOODBYE, MY BROTHER.
I'M SORRY IT HAD TO END THIS WAY.
I'M SORRY IT HAD TO END THIS WAY.
Darwin: IT'S NOT THE END, WAY.
Darwin: IT'S NOT THE END, BECAUSE MY LOVE WILL LIVE ON Darwin: IT'S NOT THE END, BECAUSE MY LOVE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER! BECAUSE MY LOVE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER! Gumball: GOODBYE! FOREVER! Gumball: GOODBYE! OKAY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO Gumball: GOODBYE! OKAY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO INTERVENE HERE.
OKAY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO INTERVENE HERE.
I CAN'T! THE TAPE IS STUCK! INTERVENE HERE.
I CAN'T! THE TAPE IS STUCK! THE MUSIC WON'T STOP! I CAN'T! THE TAPE IS STUCK! THE MUSIC WON'T STOP! Darwin: WHAT?! THE MUSIC WON'T STOP! Darwin: WHAT?! WHAT DO WE DO THEN?! Darwin: WHAT?! WHAT DO WE DO THEN?! JUST KEEP GOING.
WHAT DO WE DO THEN?! JUST KEEP GOING.
I'LL BE A SEC.
JUST KEEP GOING.
I'LL BE A SEC.
Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I'LL BE A SEC.
Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! DO SOMETHING! Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! DO SOMETHING! JUST DO SOMETHING! JUST ALMOST GOT IT.
JUST ALMOST GOT IT.
Darwin: [ GRUNTING .]
ALMOST GOT IT.
Darwin: [ GRUNTING .]
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! .]
Darwin: [ GRUNTING .]
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! .]
[ CLATTERS .]
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! .]
[ CLATTERS .]
STOP! [ CLATTERS .]
STOP! I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE YOU DESTROY STOP! I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE YOU DESTROY EACH OTHER! I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE YOU DESTROY EACH OTHER! Gumball: [ Muffled .]
OKAY, SO EACH OTHER! Gumball: [ Muffled .]
OKAY, SO WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? Gumball: [ Muffled .]
OKAY, SO WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? Darwin: EH, WE AGREE THAT YOU WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? Darwin: EH, WE AGREE THAT YOU GET HER MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY Darwin: EH, WE AGREE THAT YOU GET HER MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY AND I GET HER FRIDAY AND THE GET HER MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY AND I GET HER FRIDAY AND THE WEEKENDS AND WE LIVE HAPPILY AND I GET HER FRIDAY AND THE WEEKENDS AND WE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
WEEKENDS AND WE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
Gumball: I THINK I HAVE A EVER AFTER.
Gumball: I THINK I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
Gumball: I THINK I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
[ WHIR! .]
BETTER IDEA.
[ WHIR! .]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
[ WHIR! .]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
[ HUMMING THEME SONG .]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
[ HUMMING THEME SONG .]
Darwin: WHAT? [ HUMMING THEME SONG .]
Darwin: WHAT? Gumball: WHAT IS THAT? Darwin: WHAT? Gumball: WHAT IS THAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?