The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e09 Episode Script

The Mothers; The Password

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: "TO THE SUPEREST MOM IN THE WORLD.
" Darwin: I THINK WE NEED MORE IN THE WORLD.
" Darwin: I THINK WE NEED MORE GLITTER.
Darwin: I THINK WE NEED MORE GLITTER.
Gumball: DUDE, THIS CARD IS GLITTER.
Gumball: DUDE, THIS CARD IS ALREADY SO SHINY, SHE'LL NEED Gumball: DUDE, THIS CARD IS ALREADY SO SHINY, SHE'LL NEED SUNGLASSES TO READ IT.
ALREADY SO SHINY, SHE'LL NEED SUNGLASSES TO READ IT.
Darwin: I DON'T WANT HER TO SUNGLASSES TO READ IT.
Darwin: I DON'T WANT HER TO BE DISAPPOINTED, LIKE LAST YEAR.
Darwin: I DON'T WANT HER TO BE DISAPPOINTED, LIKE LAST YEAR.
Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING BE DISAPPOINTED, LIKE LAST YEAR.
Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE LOVED HER MOTHER'S DAY ABOUT? SHE LOVED HER MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT.
SHE LOVED HER MOTHER'S DAY PRESENT.
YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW.
PRESENT.
YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW.
Mom: OH.
WOW.
YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW.
Mom: OH.
WOW.
AN AIR FRESHENER.
Mom: OH.
WOW.
AN AIR FRESHENER.
Gumball: [ SCOFFS .]
AN AIR FRESHENER.
Gumball: [ SCOFFS .]
NO, SILLY! IT'S PERFUME.
Gumball: [ SCOFFS .]
NO, SILLY! IT'S PERFUME.
TRY SOME.
NO, SILLY! IT'S PERFUME.
TRY SOME.
Mom: 'COURSE.
TRY SOME.
Mom: 'COURSE.
UH, I'LL PUT SOME ON RIGHT AWAY.
Mom: 'COURSE.
UH, I'LL PUT SOME ON RIGHT AWAY.
[ COUGHING .]
UH, I'LL PUT SOME ON RIGHT AWAY.
[ COUGHING .]
[ Hoarsely .]
IT'SDISTINCTIVE.
[ COUGHING .]
[ Hoarsely .]
IT'SDISTINCTIVE.
Gumball: WELL, IT STILL [ Hoarsely .]
IT'SDISTINCTIVE.
Gumball: WELL, IT STILL SMELLED NICE -- KIND OF LIKE A Gumball: WELL, IT STILL SMELLED NICE -- KIND OF LIKE A PINE FOREST.
SMELLED NICE -- KIND OF LIKE A PINE FOREST.
Darwin: SHE SMELLED LIKE THE PINE FOREST.
Darwin: SHE SMELLED LIKE THE INSIDE OF A CAR FOR MONTHS.
Darwin: SHE SMELLED LIKE THE INSIDE OF A CAR FOR MONTHS.
EVERY TIME SHE WALKED BY, I INSIDE OF A CAR FOR MONTHS.
EVERY TIME SHE WALKED BY, I COULDN'T HELP BUT REACH OUT FOR EVERY TIME SHE WALKED BY, I COULDN'T HELP BUT REACH OUT FOR MY SEATBELT.
COULDN'T HELP BUT REACH OUT FOR MY SEATBELT.
Gumball: WELL, SHE WON'T BE MY SEATBELT.
Gumball: WELL, SHE WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED THIS YEAR.
Gumball: WELL, SHE WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED THIS YEAR.
WE MADE THE BEST CARD! DISAPPOINTED THIS YEAR.
WE MADE THE BEST CARD! GUYS, I'M SORRY, BUT I THINK WE MADE THE BEST CARD! GUYS, I'M SORRY, BUT I THINK THERE'S A MISTAKE ON YOUR CARD.
GUYS, I'M SORRY, BUT I THINK THERE'S A MISTAKE ON YOUR CARD.
IT SAYS, "SUPEREST MOM," BUT I'M THERE'S A MISTAKE ON YOUR CARD.
IT SAYS, "SUPEREST MOM," BUT I'M AFRAID MINE IS, SO PBBBBBTH! IT SAYS, "SUPEREST MOM," BUT I'M AFRAID MINE IS, SO PBBBBBTH! Gumball: DUDE, THERE CAN ONLY AFRAID MINE IS, SO PBBBBBTH! Gumball: DUDE, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONSUPEREST, AND THE ONLY Gumball: DUDE, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONSUPEREST, AND THE ONLY THING YOUR MOM IS SUPER AT IS BE ONSUPEREST, AND THE ONLY THING YOUR MOM IS SUPER AT IS BEING SUPER AVERAGE, SO THING YOUR MOM IS SUPER AT IS BEING SUPER AVERAGE, SO [ GRUNTS DRAMATICALLY .]
BEING SUPER AVERAGE, SO [ GRUNTS DRAMATICALLY .]
[ SQUEAKS WEAKLY .]
[ GRUNTS DRAMATICALLY .]
[ SQUEAKS WEAKLY .]
WHAT WAS THAT? [ SQUEAKS WEAKLY .]
WHAT WAS THAT? Gumball: I'M NOT SURE.
WHAT WAS THAT? Gumball: I'M NOT SURE.
YOUR MOMS AREN'T THE Gumball: I'M NOT SURE.
YOUR MOMS AREN'T THE SUPEREST.
YOUR MOMS AREN'T THE SUPEREST.
MINE IS.
SUPEREST.
MINE IS.
IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT HERE.
MINE IS.
IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT HERE.
Gumball: DUDE, JUST BECAUSE IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT HERE.
Gumball: DUDE, JUST BECAUSE YOU WROTE SOMETHING DOESN'T MEAN Gumball: DUDE, JUST BECAUSE YOU WROTE SOMETHING DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE.
YOU WROTE SOMETHING DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE.
Darwin: WHAT IS IT, ANYWAY? IT'S TRUE.
Darwin: WHAT IS IT, ANYWAY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT IS Darwin: WHAT IS IT, ANYWAY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT IS IT"? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT IS IT"? IT'S A BANANA.
Gumball: LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BREAK ANYONE'S HEART HERE, BUT AT THE MAX, YOUR MOMS COULD TO BREAK ANYONE'S HEART HERE, BUT AT THE MAX, YOUR MOMS COULD BE THE SUPEREST IN YOUR BUT AT THE MAX, YOUR MOMS COULD BE THE SUPEREST IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
BE THE SUPEREST IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
Darwin: BUT SOMETIMES NEIGHBORHOOD.
Darwin: BUT SOMETIMES MRS.
MOM DRIVES DOWN THEIR Darwin: BUT SOMETIMES MRS.
MOM DRIVES DOWN THEIR STREET.
MRS.
MOM DRIVES DOWN THEIR STREET.
Gumball: OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
STREET.
Gumball: OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
SUPEREST MOM IN YOUR HOUSE, Gumball: OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
SUPEREST MOM IN YOUR HOUSE, THEN, TOPS.
THEN, TOPS.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
BACK OFF, MAN! BACK OFF, MAN! Gumball: [ GRUNTS .]
Gumball: [ GRUNTS .]
HOW 'BOUT YOU BACK OFF?! HOW 'BOUT YOU BACK OFF?! [ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
YOU BACK OFF! YOU BACK OFF! [ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! YOU BACK OFF! YOU BACK OFF! Darwin: ARE YOU GUYS GONNA Darwin: ARE YOU GUYS GONNA FIGHT OR DANCE? FIGHT OR DANCE? Together: EH, PROBABLY DANCE.
Together: EH, PROBABLY DANCE.
Darwin: THEN HOW ARE WE GONNA Darwin: THEN HOW ARE WE GONNA SETTLE THIS? SETTLE THIS? Gumball: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY Gumball: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS! TO SETTLE THIS! WE PUT OUR MOMS IN A CAGE! WE PUT OUR MOMS IN A CAGE! [ Chanting .]
THREE GO IN! [ Chanting .]
THREE GO IN! ONE COMES OUT! ONE COMES OUT! THREE GO IN! ONE COMESOUT.
THREE GO IN! ONE COMESOUT.
OH.
OH.
Gumball: THERE'S ONLY ONE Gumball: THERE'S ONLY ONE MORALLY ACCEPTABLE WAY TO SETTLE THIS.
MORALLY ACCEPTABLE WAY TO SETTLE THIS.
LET'S HAVE A MOM-OFF! THIS.
LET'S HAVE A MOM-OFF! Mom: IT'S SO NICE THAT WE'RE LET'S HAVE A MOM-OFF! Mom: IT'S SO NICE THAT WE'RE DOING SOMETHING TOGETHER ON Mom: IT'S SO NICE THAT WE'RE DOING SOMETHING TOGETHER ON MOTHER'S DAY.
DOING SOMETHING TOGETHER ON MOTHER'S DAY.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT MY MOTHER'S DAY.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT MY SURPRISE WILL BE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT MY SURPRISE WILL BE.
IS IT A BACK RUB? A HAIRCUT! SURPRISE WILL BE.
IS IT A BACK RUB? A HAIRCUT! [ GASPS .]
IS IT A BACK RUB? A HAIRCUT! [ GASPS .]
I'D LOVE TO HAVE IT DONE BY A [ GASPS .]
I'D LOVE TO HAVE IT DONE BY A PROFESSIONAL THIS TIME.
I'D LOVE TO HAVE IT DONE BY A PROFESSIONAL THIS TIME.
THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS DID IT, I PROFESSIONAL THIS TIME.
THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS DID IT, I HAD TO WEAR A BACK BRACE AND A THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS DID IT, I HAD TO WEAR A BACK BRACE AND A WIG FOR A MONTH.
HAD TO WEAR A BACK BRACE AND A WIG FOR A MONTH.
Gumball: WHY DON'T YOU, UM, WIG FOR A MONTH.
Gumball: WHY DON'T YOU, UM, LOOK AROUND FOR A COUPLE OF Gumball: WHY DON'T YOU, UM, LOOK AROUND FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS? LOOK AROUND FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS? THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING WE HOURS? THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING WE NEED TO DO.
THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING WE NEED TO DO.
Mom: OH, I SEE -- A SURPRISE! NEED TO DO.
Mom: OH, I SEE -- A SURPRISE! [ GIGGLES .]
Mom: OH, I SEE -- A SURPRISE! [ GIGGLES .]
Gumball: [ LAUGHS .]
[ GIGGLES .]
Gumball: [ LAUGHS .]
OKAY.
DID YOU BRING YOUR MOMS? Gumball: [ LAUGHS .]
OKAY.
DID YOU BRING YOUR MOMS? Both: YEAH! OKAY.
DID YOU BRING YOUR MOMS? Both: YEAH! DID YOU BRING YOUR BOO? Both: YEAH! DID YOU BRING YOUR BOO? 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA HOO.
DID YOU BRING YOUR BOO? 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA HOO.
Gumball: WELL, DID YOU BRING 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA HOO.
Gumball: WELL, DID YOU BRING YOUR "F"? Gumball: WELL, DID YOU BRING YOUR "F"? 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA AIL! YOUR "F"? 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA AIL! Darwin: Gumball, that makes 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA AIL! Darwin: Gumball, that makes no sense.
Darwin: Gumball, that makes no sense.
Gumball: WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU no sense.
Gumball: WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? Gumball: WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? Darwin: DID YOU BRING YOUR SAY? Darwin: DID YOU BRING YOUR DOOR? Darwin: DID YOU BRING YOUR DOOR? 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET SLAMMED.
DOOR? 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET SLAMMED.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET SLAMMED.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
YEAH, THAT'S WAY BETTER.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
YEAH, THAT'S WAY BETTER.
ANYWAY, JUST TO BE CLEAR, NONE YEAH, THAT'S WAY BETTER.
ANYWAY, JUST TO BE CLEAR, NONE OF OUR MOMS KNOW WHAT'S GOING ANYWAY, JUST TO BE CLEAR, NONE OF OUR MOMS KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, RIGHT? OF OUR MOMS KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, RIGHT? MY MOM NEVER KNOWS WHAT'S ON, RIGHT? MY MOM NEVER KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON! MY MOM NEVER KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON! Gumball: GOOD.
GOING ON! Gumball: GOOD.
ANYONE GOT ANY QUESTIONS? Gumball: GOOD.
ANYONE GOT ANY QUESTIONS? OH.
ANYONE GOT ANY QUESTIONS? OH.
Gumball: YES, JOE? OH.
Gumball: YES, JOE? DOES THE QUESTION HAVE TO BE Gumball: YES, JOE? DOES THE QUESTION HAVE TO BE RELATED TO THE GAME? DOES THE QUESTION HAVE TO BE RELATED TO THE GAME? Gumball: YES.
YES, IT DOES.
RELATED TO THE GAME? Gumball: YES.
YES, IT DOES.
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? Gumball: YES.
YES, IT DOES.
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? OOH.
OOH.
OOH.
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? OOH.
OOH.
OOH.
Gumball: YES, JOE? OOH.
OOH.
OOH.
Gumball: YES, JOE? IS PIZZA REALLY A VEGETABLE? Gumball: YES, JOE? IS PIZZA REALLY A VEGETABLE? Gumball: OKAY, NO OTHER IS PIZZA REALLY A VEGETABLE? Gumball: OKAY, NO OTHER QUESTIONS -- GOOD.
Gumball: OKAY, NO OTHER QUESTIONS -- GOOD.
THEN I DECLARE THIS MOM-OFF ON! QUESTIONS -- GOOD.
THEN I DECLARE THIS MOM-OFF ON! FIRST ROUND -- SPEED.
[ WHIRRING .]
Mom: UH, HELLO? I THINK THIS THING IS BROKEN.
Mom: UH, HELLO? I THINK THIS THING IS BROKEN.
[ WHIRRING QUICKENS .]
I THINK THIS THING IS BROKEN.
[ WHIRRING QUICKENS .]
AAH! [ WHIRRING QUICKENS .]
AAH! [ PANTING .]
AAH! [ PANTING .]
HEY! STOP! [ PANTING .]
HEY! STOP! HELP! HEY! STOP! HELP! AAH! AAH! AAH! HELP! AAH! AAH! AAH! HELP ME! SOMEBODY! DO SOMETHING! AAH! AAH! AAH! HELP ME! SOMEBODY! DO SOMETHING! AAH! HELP ME! SOMEBODY! DO SOMETHING! AAH! AAH! AAH! OH! AAH! AAH! AAH! OH! OKAY.
YOU WIN THIS ONE.
AAH! AAH! OH! OKAY.
YOU WIN THIS ONE.
[ WHIRRING STOPS .]
OKAY.
YOU WIN THIS ONE.
[ WHIRRING STOPS .]
NEXT UP -- JOE'S MOM IN THE [ WHIRRING STOPS .]
NEXT UP -- JOE'S MOM IN THE REFLEX CHALLENGE.
[ GRUNTS .]
Darwin: I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE HER A WARNING.
Darwin: I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE HER A WARNING.
THIS FEELS KIND OF UNFAIR.
GIVE HER A WARNING.
THIS FEELS KIND OF UNFAIR.
[ GRUNTS .]
THIS FEELS KIND OF UNFAIR.
[ GRUNTS .]
HEADS UP! [ GRUNTS .]
HEADS UP! Darwin: OKAY, WHAT YOU HEADS UP! Darwin: OKAY, WHAT YOU PROBABLY WANT TO TRY IS SHOUTING Darwin: OKAY, WHAT YOU PROBABLY WANT TO TRY IS SHOUTING BEFORE YOU THROW THE CAN.
PROBABLY WANT TO TRY IS SHOUTING BEFORE YOU THROW THE CAN.
GOOD IDEA.
BEFORE YOU THROW THE CAN.
GOOD IDEA.
HEADS UP! GOOD IDEA.
HEADS UP! Darwin: DUDE, YOU SHOULD'VE Darwin: DUDE, YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED FROM WHERE THE CAN IS COMING.
CALLED FROM WHERE THE CAN IS COMING.
Gumball: LET'S JUST GIVE HER COMING.
Gumball: LET'S JUST GIVE HER A POINT FOR SURVIVING THIS.
Gumball: LET'S JUST GIVE HER A POINT FOR SURVIVING THIS.
NEXT UP, TOBIAS' MOM -- A POINT FOR SURVIVING THIS.
NEXT UP, TOBIAS' MOM -- STRENGTH.
[ ALL GASP .]
[ STRAINING .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
THAT'S ONE TO ME.
WHAT? THAT'S ONE TO ME.
WHAT? WHERE'D YOU THINK I GOT MY WHAT? WHERE'D YOU THINK I GOT MY MUSCLES FROM? WHERE'D YOU THINK I GOT MY MUSCLES FROM? GO ON -- KISS IT.
MUSCLES FROM? GO ON -- KISS IT.
[ ALL SIGH .]
GO ON -- KISS IT.
[ ALL SIGH .]
OKAY.
I'LL KISS YOU.
[ ALL SIGH .]
OKAY.
I'LL KISS YOU.
ALL RIGHT, MOM.
OKAY.
I'LL KISS YOU.
ALL RIGHT, MOM.
THEY'VE GONE NOW.
ALL RIGHT, MOM.
THEY'VE GONE NOW.
YOU CAN PUT IT DOWN.
THEY'VE GONE NOW.
YOU CAN PUT IT DOWN.
[ BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY .]
[ SIGHS .]
CHEATING.
[ TRIUMPHANT HARD ROCK PLAYS .]
CHEATING.
[ TRIUMPHANT HARD ROCK PLAYS .]
YE-E-E-E-AH [ TRIUMPHANT HARD ROCK PLAYS .]
YE-E-E-E-AH Darwin: ROUND 4 -- AGILITY! YE-E-E-E-AH Darwin: ROUND 4 -- AGILITY! RISIN' UP LIKE A QUEEN OF Darwin: ROUND 4 -- AGILITY! RISIN' UP LIKE A QUEEN OF THE EMPIRE RISIN' UP LIKE A QUEEN OF THE EMPIRE NOTHING'S EVER GONNA BRING ME THE EMPIRE NOTHING'S EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN NOTHING'S EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN LEAVE THE REST IN A MESS BY DOWN LEAVE THE REST IN A MESS BY THE WAYSIDE LEAVE THE REST IN A MESS BY THE WAYSIDE SHE'S NEVER GONNA BE PUSHED THE WAYSIDE SHE'S NEVER GONNA BE PUSHED AROUND SHE'S NEVER GONNA BE PUSHED AROUND SOME KIND OF MYSTERY AROUND SOME KIND OF MYSTERY SHE'S MAKIN' HISTORY SOME KIND OF MYSTERY SHE'S MAKIN' HISTORY THE WORLD'S IN HER HANDS SHE'S MAKIN' HISTORY THE WORLD'S IN HER HANDS Darwin: ROUND 32 -- THE WORLD'S IN HER HANDS Darwin: ROUND 32 -- TOLERANCE! Darwin: ROUND 32 -- TOLERANCE! SHE'S THE BEST, AND YOU TOLERANCE! SHE'S THE BEST, AND YOU BEST BELIEVE IT SHE'S THE BEST, AND YOU BEST BELIEVE IT BRING IT ON, SHE CAN TAKE OR BEST BELIEVE IT BRING IT ON, SHE CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT BRING IT ON, SHE CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT Darwin: ROUND 94 -- HONESTY! LEAVE IT Darwin: ROUND 94 -- HONESTY! SHE'S A MATCH FOR THE SEVEN Darwin: ROUND 94 -- HONESTY! SHE'S A MATCH FOR THE SEVEN WONDERS SHE'S A MATCH FOR THE SEVEN WONDERS SHE'S THE BEST, AND YOU'D BEST WONDERS SHE'S THE BEST, AND YOU'D BEST BELIEVE IT SHE'S THE BEST, AND YOU'D BEST BELIEVE IT [ ALARM BLARING .]
BELIEVE IT [ ALARM BLARING .]
SECURITY! [ ALARM BLARING .]
SECURITY! Darwin: ROUND 143 -- SECURITY! Darwin: ROUND 143 -- INTELLIGENCE! YE-E-E-E-E-AH Darwin: ROUND 1-- Gumball: DUDE! Darwin: ROUND 1-- Gumball: DUDE! WHAT'S UP WITH THE Gumball: DUDE! WHAT'S UP WITH THE LEG-STRUTTING? WHAT'S UP WITH THE LEG-STRUTTING? Darwin: I'M JUST PUTTING THE LEG-STRUTTING? Darwin: I'M JUST PUTTING THE "SHOW" IN THE SHOWDOWN.
Darwin: I'M JUST PUTTING THE "SHOW" IN THE SHOWDOWN.
AM I WRONG? "SHOW" IN THE SHOWDOWN.
AM I WRONG? Gumball: YEAH! AM I WRONG? Gumball: YEAH! THIS IS HOW YOU LEG-STRUT.
Gumball: YEAH! THIS IS HOW YOU LEG-STRUT.
Darwin: ROUND 199 -- THIS IS HOW YOU LEG-STRUT.
Darwin: ROUND 199 -- RESILIENCE! Darwin: ROUND 199 -- RESILIENCE! FIGHT THE FIGHT, THE WALLS RESILIENCE! FIGHT THE FIGHT, THE WALLS WILL TUMBLE FIGHT THE FIGHT, THE WALLS WILL TUMBLE [ CRASH .]
WILL TUMBLE [ CRASH .]
Darwin: COORDINATION! [ CRASH .]
Darwin: COORDINATION! DUCK.
TO THE RIGHT.
DUCK.
Darwin: COORDINATION! DUCK.
TO THE RIGHT.
DUCK.
STEP.
RELAX.
DUCK.
TO THE RIGHT.
DUCK.
STEP.
RELAX.
Darwin: COMPASSION! STEP.
RELAX.
Darwin: COMPASSION! BREAKIN' DOWN THE DOOR, Darwin: COMPASSION! BREAKIN' DOWN THE DOOR, SHE'S SO MUCH MORE THAN ALL THE BREAKIN' DOWN THE DOOR, SHE'S SO MUCH MORE THAN ALL THE REST SHE'S SO MUCH MORE THAN ALL THE REST AND EVERYBODY KNOWS REST AND EVERYBODY KNOWS Darwin: TOUGHNESS! AND EVERYBODY KNOWS Darwin: TOUGHNESS! THAT SHE'S THE BEST Darwin: TOUGHNESS! THAT SHE'S THE BEST SHE'S THE BEST, AND YOU BEST THAT SHE'S THE BEST SHE'S THE BEST, AND YOU BEST BELIEVE IT SHE'S THE BEST, AND YOU BEST BELIEVE IT Darwin: ENDURANCE! BELIEVE IT Darwin: ENDURANCE! BRING IT ON, SHE CAN TAKE Darwin: ENDURANCE! BRING IT ON, SHE CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT BRING IT ON, SHE CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT NO WAY THEY CAN PULL HER OR LEAVE IT NO WAY THEY CAN PULL HER UNDER NO WAY THEY CAN PULL HER UNDER Darwin: SENSITIVITY! UNDER Darwin: SENSITIVITY! SHE'S THE BEST, AND YOU Darwin: SENSITIVITY! SHE'S THE BEST, AND YOU BEST BELIEVE IT SHE'S THE BEST, AND YOU BEST BELIEVE IT Darwin: DIPLOMACY! BEST BELIEVE IT Darwin: DIPLOMACY! BRING IT ON, SHE CAN TAKE Darwin: DIPLOMACY! BRING IT ON, SHE CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT BRING IT ON, SHE CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT Darwin: READING SKILLS! OR LEAVE IT Darwin: READING SKILLS! ACCOUNTANCY! Darwin: READING SKILLS! ACCOUNTANCY! AND A CRASH OF THUNDER ACCOUNTANCY! AND A CRASH OF THUNDER Mom: [ ROARS .]
AND A CRASH OF THUNDER Mom: [ ROARS .]
Darwin: BRAVERY! Mom: [ ROARS .]
Darwin: BRAVERY! BRING IT ON, SHE CAN TAKE Darwin: BRAVERY! BRING IT ON, SHE CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT BRING IT ON, SHE CAN TAKE OR LEAVE IT Gumball: OKAY, THIS IS THE OR LEAVE IT Gumball: OKAY, THIS IS THE DECIDER.
Gumball: OKAY, THIS IS THE DECIDER.
Darwin: THE HOT-SAUCE DECIDER.
Darwin: THE HOT-SAUCE CHALLENGE.
Darwin: THE HOT-SAUCE CHALLENGE.
MRS.
WILSON'S UP FIRST.
CHALLENGE.
MRS.
WILSON'S UP FIRST.
CAN SHE STOMACH A SPOONFUL? MRS.
WILSON'S UP FIRST.
CAN SHE STOMACH A SPOONFUL? OH! AND IT'S A REFUSAL.
CAN SHE STOMACH A SPOONFUL? OH! AND IT'S A REFUSAL.
WHAT THE -- OH! AND IT'S A REFUSAL.
WHAT THE -- [ GLUGGING .]
WHAT THE -- [ GLUGGING .]
[ EXHALES .]
[ GLUGGING .]
[ EXHALES .]
AND MRS.
WILSON WINS! [ EXHALES .]
AND MRS.
WILSON WINS! [ TING! .]
AND MRS.
WILSON WINS! [ TING! .]
[ TING! .]
[ TING! .]
[ TING! .]
Gumball: WAIT A MINUTE.
[ TING! .]
Gumball: WAIT A MINUTE.
DID YOU JUST WINK AT YOUR MOM, Gumball: WAIT A MINUTE.
DID YOU JUST WINK AT YOUR MOM, TOBIAS? DID YOU JUST WINK AT YOUR MOM, TOBIAS? NO.
TOBIAS? NO.
Gumball: WH-- DID YOU JUST NO.
Gumball: WH-- DID YOU JUST CHEAT AND SWAP THE HOT SAUCE Gumball: WH-- DID YOU JUST CHEAT AND SWAP THE HOT SAUCE WITH KETCHUP?! CHEAT AND SWAP THE HOT SAUCE WITH KETCHUP?! NO.
WITH KETCHUP?! NO.
Gumball: HAVE YOU GUYS NO.
Gumball: HAVE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY BEEN CHEATING ALL THIS Gumball: HAVE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY BEEN CHEATING ALL THIS TIME?! SERIOUSLY BEEN CHEATING ALL THIS TIME?! NO.
TIME?! NO.
Gumball: DO YOU STILL THINK NO.
Gumball: DO YOU STILL THINK IT'S NECESSARY TO DENY IT? Gumball: DO YOU STILL THINK IT'S NECESSARY TO DENY IT? NO.
IT'S NECESSARY TO DENY IT? NO.
OH! HOT SAUCE.
NO.
OH! HOT SAUCE.
[ SLURPS .]
OH! HOT SAUCE.
[ SLURPS .]
MMM.
[ SLURPS .]
MMM.
[ BANG! .]
MMM.
[ BANG! .]
Mom: [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ BANG! .]
Mom: [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Both: MOM! YOU WON! Mom: [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Both: MOM! YOU WON! Mom: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Both: MOM! YOU WON! Mom: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Gumball: WE HAD A COMPETITION Mom: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Gumball: WE HAD A COMPETITION TO DECIDE WHO WAS THE SUPEREST Gumball: WE HAD A COMPETITION TO DECIDE WHO WAS THE SUPEREST MOM IN THE WORLD, AND YOU WON! TO DECIDE WHO WAS THE SUPEREST MOM IN THE WORLD, AND YOU WON! Mom: GUYS, I'M NO SUPERHERO.
MOM IN THE WORLD, AND YOU WON! Mom: GUYS, I'M NO SUPERHERO.
Gumball: BUT YOU ARE! Mom: GUYS, I'M NO SUPERHERO.
Gumball: BUT YOU ARE! YOU'VE ENDURED ALL THE TRIALS WE Gumball: BUT YOU ARE! YOU'VE ENDURED ALL THE TRIALS WE PUT YOU THROUGH AND SUCCEEDED -- YOU'VE ENDURED ALL THE TRIALS WE PUT YOU THROUGH AND SUCCEEDED -- THE ESCALATOR, THE OIL, THE PUT YOU THROUGH AND SUCCEEDED -- THE ESCALATOR, THE OIL, THE SHELVES -- EVERYTHING! THE ESCALATOR, THE OIL, THE SHELVES -- EVERYTHING! Mom: [ Chuckling .]
OH, I SEE.
SHELVES -- EVERYTHING! Mom: [ Chuckling .]
OH, I SEE.
COME CLOSER.
Mom: [ Chuckling .]
OH, I SEE.
COME CLOSER.
WOULD A SUPERHERO DO THIS? COME CLOSER.
WOULD A SUPERHERO DO THIS? GET IN THE CAR! YOU'RE GROUNDED! WOULD A SUPERHERO DO THIS? GET IN THE CAR! YOU'RE GROUNDED! Gumball: HOW CAN WE MAKE IT GET IN THE CAR! YOU'RE GROUNDED! Gumball: HOW CAN WE MAKE IT UP TO HER? Gumball: HOW CAN WE MAKE IT UP TO HER? Darwin: HOW ABOUT WE JUST SIT UP TO HER? Darwin: HOW ABOUT WE JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND DO AS SHE SAYS, Darwin: HOW ABOUT WE JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND DO AS SHE SAYS, FOR ONCE? IN THE CAR AND DO AS SHE SAYS, FOR ONCE? Gumball: NAH, SHE'LL BE FOR ONCE? Gumball: NAH, SHE'LL BE EXPECTING THAT.
Gumball: NAH, SHE'LL BE EXPECTING THAT.
Darwin: I'M PRETTY SURE SHE EXPECTING THAT.
Darwin: I'M PRETTY SURE SHE WOULDN'T.
Darwin: I'M PRETTY SURE SHE WOULDN'T.
Gumball: NO! WOULDN'T.
Gumball: NO! WE NEED SOMETHING BIG, SOMETHING Gumball: NO! WE NEED SOMETHING BIG, SOMETHING BOLD, SOMETHING THAT SHOULD DO IT.
"YOU'RE SUPER, MOM.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
"YOU'RE SUPER, MOM.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
WE'RE SORRY.
" HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
WE'RE SORRY.
" Darwin: DUDE, IT SAYS HERE WE'RE SORRY.
" Darwin: DUDE, IT SAYS HERE THIS CAN ONLY SUPPORT ONE Darwin: DUDE, IT SAYS HERE THIS CAN ONLY SUPPORT ONE PERSON.
THIS CAN ONLY SUPPORT ONE PERSON.
[ LIFT CREAKS .]
PERSON.
[ LIFT CREAKS .]
Gumball: EH, DON'T WORRY.
[ LIFT CREAKS .]
Gumball: EH, DON'T WORRY.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.
Gumball: EH, DON'T WORRY.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.
[ GRUNTING .]
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.
[ GRUNTING .]
Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! [ GRUNTING .]
Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Gumball: I FIGURE THAT BY Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Gumball: I FIGURE THAT BY JUMPING UP AND DOWN, IT'S LIKE Gumball: I FIGURE THAT BY JUMPING UP AND DOWN, IT'S LIKE I'M ONLY HALF A PERSON'S WEIGHT.
JUMPING UP AND DOWN, IT'S LIKE I'M ONLY HALF A PERSON'S WEIGHT.
Darwin: SO IF WE BOTH DO IT, I'M ONLY HALF A PERSON'S WEIGHT.
Darwin: SO IF WE BOTH DO IT, IT ADDS UP TO ONE PERSON! Darwin: SO IF WE BOTH DO IT, IT ADDS UP TO ONE PERSON! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
IT ADDS UP TO ONE PERSON! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
Gumball: HOW DID THAT NOT [ BOTH SCREAM .]
Gumball: HOW DID THAT NOT WORK? Gumball: HOW DID THAT NOT WORK? Darwin: AH! WORK? Darwin: AH! WE SHOULD'VE BEEN JUMPING AT THE Darwin: AH! WE SHOULD'VE BEEN JUMPING AT THE SAME TIME.
WE SHOULD'VE BEEN JUMPING AT THE SAME TIME.
Gumball: OH, YEAH, THAT MAKES SAME TIME.
Gumball: OH, YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE.
Gumball: OH, YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE.
[ LIFT CRASHES .]
SENSE.
[ LIFT CRASHES .]
Darwin: WHAT DO WE DO?! [ LIFT CRASHES .]
Darwin: WHAT DO WE DO?! Gumball: WHAT A REAL MAN DOES Darwin: WHAT DO WE DO?! Gumball: WHAT A REAL MAN DOES WHEN HE'S IN TROUBLE.
Gumball: WHAT A REAL MAN DOES WHEN HE'S IN TROUBLE.
MOMMY! HELP! WHEN HE'S IN TROUBLE.
MOMMY! HELP! MOM! MOMMY! HELP! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! Darwin: DUDE, THERE'S NO MOM! Darwin: DUDE, THERE'S NO POINT IN SCREAMING.
Darwin: DUDE, THERE'S NO POINT IN SCREAMING.
MOM'S AT THE MALL, ON THE OTHER POINT IN SCREAMING.
MOM'S AT THE MALL, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARKING LOT.
MOM'S AT THE MALL, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PARKING LOT.
SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU.
SIDE OF THE PARKING LOT.
SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Gumball: MOMMY! SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Gumball: MOMMY! Darwin: HELP! Gumball: MOMMY! Darwin: HELP! [ HAIR DRYER WHIRRING LOUDLY .]
Darwin: HELP! [ HAIR DRYER WHIRRING LOUDLY .]
Mom: [ GASPS .]
[ HAIR DRYER WHIRRING LOUDLY .]
Mom: [ GASPS .]
DID YOU HEAR THAT? Mom: [ GASPS .]
DID YOU HEAR THAT? HEAR WHAT? DID YOU HEAR THAT? HEAR WHAT? [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
HEAR WHAT? [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
Mom: MY KIDS ARE IN DANGER.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
Mom: MY KIDS ARE IN DANGER.
Gumball: TOLD YOU WE Mom: MY KIDS ARE IN DANGER.
Gumball: TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE STAYED IN THE CAR! Gumball: TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE STAYED IN THE CAR! Darwin: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! SHOULD'VE STAYED IN THE CAR! Darwin: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Darwin: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Gumball: NO, MAN.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Gumball: NO, MAN.
AH, DARN YOU, PAST GUMBALL! Gumball: NO, MAN.
AH, DARN YOU, PAST GUMBALL! WHY DO I NEVER LISTEN?! AH, DARN YOU, PAST GUMBALL! WHY DO I NEVER LISTEN?! Darwin: WELL, AS LONG AS YOU WHY DO I NEVER LISTEN?! Darwin: WELL, AS LONG AS YOU LEARN FROM YOUR M-- Darwin: WELL, AS LONG AS YOU LEARN FROM YOUR M-- Gumball: I WISH I WAS A LEARN FROM YOUR M-- Gumball: I WISH I WAS A BETTER LISTENER! Gumball: I WISH I WAS A BETTER LISTENER! Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
BETTER LISTENER! Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
Mom: [ GRUNTING .]
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
Mom: [ GRUNTING .]
Gumball: I THINK IF I PULL Mom: [ GRUNTING .]
Gumball: I THINK IF I PULL MYSELF ONTO THAT LEDGE, THEN I Gumball: I THINK IF I PULL MYSELF ONTO THAT LEDGE, THEN I CAN BACKFLIP OVER THAT RAILING MYSELF ONTO THAT LEDGE, THEN I CAN BACKFLIP OVER THAT RAILING AND VAULT OVER TO THAT OPEN CAN BACKFLIP OVER THAT RAILING AND VAULT OVER TO THAT OPEN WINDOW.
AND VAULT OVER TO THAT OPEN WINDOW.
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT AS ATHLETIC AS WINDOW.
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT AS ATHLETIC AS ME, SO JUST HANG ON IN THERE, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT AS ATHLETIC AS ME, SO JUST HANG ON IN THERE, BUDDY.
ME, SO JUST HANG ON IN THERE, BUDDY.
I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU.
BUDDY.
I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU.
[ GRUNTS .]
I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU.
[ GRUNTS .]
[ STRAINING .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ STRAINING .]
[ GROANS .]
[ STRAINING .]
[ GROANS .]
Mom: [ GRUNTING .]
[ GROANS .]
Mom: [ GRUNTING .]
MOTHER, LOOK! Mom: [ GRUNTING .]
MOTHER, LOOK! IS IT NOT A BIRD? MOTHER, LOOK! IS IT NOT A BIRD? IS IT NOT A PLANE? IS IT NOT A BIRD? IS IT NOT A PLANE? IT'S A PLANE, HONEY.
IS IT NOT A PLANE? IT'S A PLANE, HONEY.
NO, NOT THAT -- THAT! IT'S A PLANE, HONEY.
NO, NOT THAT -- THAT! Mom: HANG IN THERE, BOYS! NO, NOT THAT -- THAT! Mom: HANG IN THERE, BOYS! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
Mom: HANG IN THERE, BOYS! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
MA'AM, YOU CAN'T COME IN [ TIRES SCREECH .]
MA'AM, YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE.
MA'AM, YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE.
IT'S VEHICLES ONLY.
HERE.
IT'S VEHICLES ONLY.
Mom: [ GRUNTS .]
IT'S VEHICLES ONLY.
Mom: [ GRUNTS .]
SORRY.
MY KIDS ARE IN TROUBLE.
Mom: [ GRUNTS .]
SORRY.
MY KIDS ARE IN TROUBLE.
UNGH! SORRY.
MY KIDS ARE IN TROUBLE.
UNGH! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
UNGH! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
Mom: [ PANTING .]
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
Mom: [ PANTING .]
KIDS! WHAT FLOOR ARE YOU ON? Mom: [ PANTING .]
KIDS! WHAT FLOOR ARE YOU ON? Darwin: THINK ABOUT LEVEL 32! KIDS! WHAT FLOOR ARE YOU ON? Darwin: THINK ABOUT LEVEL 32! Mom: [ GROANS .]
Darwin: THINK ABOUT LEVEL 32! Mom: [ GROANS .]
[ PANTING .]
Mom: [ GROANS .]
[ PANTING .]
Darwin: I'M SURE ONE DAY [ PANTING .]
Darwin: I'M SURE ONE DAY WE'LL LOOK BACK AT THIS AND Darwin: I'M SURE ONE DAY WE'LL LOOK BACK AT THIS AND LAUGH.
WE'LL LOOK BACK AT THIS AND LAUGH.
[ FABRIC RIPS .]
LAUGH.
[ FABRIC RIPS .]
BUT NOT TODAY.
[ FABRIC RIPS .]
BUT NOT TODAY.
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
BUT NOT TODAY.
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ CROWD GASPS .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ CROWD GASPS .]
[ CROWD SIGHS .]
[ CROWD GASPS .]
[ CROWD SIGHS .]
All: HUH? [ CROWD SIGHS .]
All: HUH? Mom: [ Panting .]
KIDS, WHERE All: HUH? Mom: [ Panting .]
KIDS, WHERE ARE YOU? Mom: [ Panting .]
KIDS, WHERE ARE YOU? Darwin: MOM, WE'RE ON LEVEL ARE YOU? Darwin: MOM, WE'RE ON LEVEL 16 NOW! Darwin: MOM, WE'RE ON LEVEL 16 NOW! Mom: [ GROANS .]
16 NOW! Mom: [ GROANS .]
Both: MOM! Mom: [ GROANS .]
Both: MOM! Mom: ARE YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT? Both: MOM! Mom: ARE YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT? Gumball: I'M OKAY, BUT DARWIN Mom: ARE YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT? Gumball: I'M OKAY, BUT DARWIN ISN'T AS ATHLETIC AS ME! Gumball: I'M OKAY, BUT DARWIN ISN'T AS ATHLETIC AS ME! HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD ON MUCH ISN'T AS ATHLETIC AS ME! HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD ON MUCH LONGER! HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD ON MUCH LONGER! Mom: HANG TIGHT! [ BOTH SCREAMING .]
[ CROWD GASPS .]
Gumball: [ SCREAMING .]
[ CROWD CHEERS .]
Gumball: [ SCREAMING .]
[ CROWD CHEERS .]
Darwin: DUDE, WE'RE OKAY.
[ CROWD CHEERS .]
Darwin: DUDE, WE'RE OKAY.
Gumball: YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
Darwin: DUDE, WE'RE OKAY.
Gumball: YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
Mom: KIDS, THAT WAS VERY Gumball: YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
Mom: KIDS, THAT WAS VERY DANGEROUS.
Mom: KIDS, THAT WAS VERY DANGEROUS.
I KNOW YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO DANGEROUS.
I KNOW YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME, I KNOW YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME, BUT -- DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME, BUT -- Gumball: BUT YOU PROVED BUT -- Gumball: BUT YOU PROVED YOU'RE THE SUPEREST MOM IN THE YOU'RE THE SUPEREST MOM IN THE WORLD.
WORLD.
YOU'RTHE SUPEREST MOM -- AT LEAST IN MY HEART.
YOU'RTHE SUPEREST MOM -- AT LEAST IN MY HEART.
NO, YOU'RE THE SUPEREST MOM.
AND HERE'S YOUR SUPEREST-MOM CARD.
OH, THANK Y-- CARD.
OH, THANK Y-- Mom: NOW, KIDS, YOU REALLY Mom: NOW, KIDS, YOU REALLY CAN DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
Gumball: ANYTHING.
CAN DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
Gumball: ANYTHING.
Mom: HELP ME TO THE CAR.
Gumball: ANYTHING.
Mom: HELP ME TO THE CAR.
I THINK I'VE PUT MY BACK OUT.
Mom: HELP ME TO THE CAR.
I THINK I'VE PUT MY BACK OUT.
Darwin: BUT YOU'RE A I THINK I'VE PUT MY BACK OUT.
Darwin: BUT YOU'RE A SUPERHERO.
Darwin: BUT YOU'RE A SUPERHERO.
Gumball: YEAH, YOU'RE SUPERHERO.
Gumball: YEAH, YOU'RE INVINCIBLE! Gumball: YEAH, YOU'RE INVINCIBLE! Mom: KIDS, FOR THE LAST TIME, INVINCIBLE! Mom: KIDS, FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A SUPERHERO.
Mom: KIDS, FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A SUPERHERO.
I JUST DID WHAT ANY MOM WOULD I AM NOT A SUPERHERO.
I JUST DID WHAT ANY MOM WOULD DO.
I JUST DID WHAT ANY MOM WOULD DO.
NOW, COME ON.
DO.
NOW, COME ON.
LET'S GO HOME.
NOW, COME ON.
LET'S GO HOME.
Both: WHOA! Gumball: [ SNORING .]
[ ALARM BLARES .]
Anais: [ GRUNTS .]
[ ALARM BLARES .]
Anais: [ GRUNTS .]
Darwin: [ GRUNTS .]
Anais: [ GRUNTS .]
Darwin: [ GRUNTS .]
Gumball: [ GRUNTS .]
Darwin: [ GRUNTS .]
Gumball: [ GRUNTS .]
Anais: IT'S MY TURN! Gumball: [ GRUNTS .]
Anais: IT'S MY TURN! Gumball: NO! Anais: IT'S MY TURN! Gumball: NO! THE COMPUTER'S MINE! Gumball: NO! THE COMPUTER'S MINE! Darwin: NO, IT'S MY TURN! THE COMPUTER'S MINE! Darwin: NO, IT'S MY TURN! Anais: NO! Gumball: [ SQUEAKS .]
GOOD MOVE, BUT I CAN TAKE IT.
[ COMPUTER BEEPS .]
GOOD MOVE, BUT I CAN TAKE IT.
[ COMPUTER BEEPS .]
All: PASSWORD?! [ COMPUTER BEEPS .]
All: PASSWORD?! Darwin: BUT WHO? All: PASSWORD?! Darwin: BUT WHO? [ DOOR CREAKS .]
Darwin: BUT WHO? [ DOOR CREAKS .]
Dad: I DID IT! [ DOOR CREAKS .]
Dad: I DID IT! Gumball: HAVE YOU JUST SPENT Dad: I DID IT! Gumball: HAVE YOU JUST SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT HIDING BEHIND Gumball: HAVE YOU JUST SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT HIDING BEHIND THAT DOOR FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT? THE WHOLE NIGHT HIDING BEHIND THAT DOOR FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT? Dad: NO.
THAT DOOR FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT? Dad: NO.
Darwin: THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK Dad: NO.
Darwin: THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOUR BLADDER'S ABOUT TO Darwin: THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOUR BLADDER'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE? LIKE YOUR BLADDER'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE? Dad: YOU KIDS SPEND TOO MUCH EXPLODE? Dad: YOU KIDS SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THAT THING! Dad: YOU KIDS SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THAT THING! YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING OUTSIDE! TIME ON THAT THING! YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING OUTSIDE! Gumball: WHY DO I HAVE THE YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING OUTSIDE! Gumball: WHY DO I HAVE THE FEELING YOU SOUND LIKE MOM RIGHT Gumball: WHY DO I HAVE THE FEELING YOU SOUND LIKE MOM RIGHT NOW? FEELING YOU SOUND LIKE MOM RIGHT NOW? Dad: EH NOW? Dad: EH "YOUR MOTHER HAS NOTHING TO DO Dad: EH "YOUR MOTHER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
"YOUR MOTHER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR WITH THIS.
I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR BEING THE BAD COP THIS TIME.
I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR BEING THE BAD COP THIS TIME.
READ THIS OR YOU SLEEP ON THE BEING THE BAD COP THIS TIME.
READ THIS OR YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.
" READ THIS OR YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.
" Sorry, guys.
COUCH TONIGHT.
" Sorry, guys.
You know she can be a real Sorry, guys.
You know she can be a real dragon sometimes.
You know she can be a real dragon sometimes.
Mom: I HEARD THAT! dragon sometimes.
Mom: I HEARD THAT! Dad: [ WHIMPERS .]
Mom: I HEARD THAT! Dad: [ WHIMPERS .]
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
Dad: [ WHIMPERS .]
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
[ KEYS CLACKING .]
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
[ KEYS CLACKING .]
Gumball: UGH! [ KEYS CLACKING .]
Gumball: UGH! Anais: BUT IT'S MY TURN! Gumball: UGH! Anais: BUT IT'S MY TURN! AAH! Anais: BUT IT'S MY TURN! AAH! HEY! COME ON! YOU PROMISED! AAH! HEY! COME ON! YOU PROMISED! Darwin: TRY THE WORD HEY! COME ON! YOU PROMISED! Darwin: TRY THE WORD "PASSWORD.
" Darwin: TRY THE WORD "PASSWORD.
" Gumball: AW, COME ON.
"PASSWORD.
" Gumball: AW, COME ON.
EVEN DAD'S NOT THAT DUMB.
[ COMPUTER BEEPS HARSHLY .]
AH, IT CAN'T BE THAT COMPLICATED.
AH, IT CAN'T BE THAT COMPLICATED.
LET'S JUST USE OUR HEADS.
COMPLICATED.
LET'S JUST USE OUR HEADS.
[ COMPUTER CHIMES .]
LET'S JUST USE OUR HEADS.
[ COMPUTER CHIMES .]
Gumball: "PASSWORD CLUE: [ COMPUTER CHIMES .]
Gumball: "PASSWORD CLUE: FAVORITE CHILD"? Gumball: "PASSWORD CLUE: FAVORITE CHILD"? [ INHALES SHARPLY .]
FAVORITE CHILD"? [ INHALES SHARPLY .]
OOH.
AHH.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
OOH.
AHH.
OUCH.
SORRY, MAN.
OOH.
AHH.
OUCH.
SORRY, MAN.
This is awkward.
OUCH.
SORRY, MAN.
This is awkward.
[ COMPUTER BEEPS HARSHLY .]
This is awkward.
[ COMPUTER BEEPS HARSHLY .]
Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! [ COMPUTER BEEPS HARSHLY .]
Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
REALLY? Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
REALLY? [ SOBBING .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
REALLY? [ SOBBING .]
THIS MOMENT IS SO MUCH BIGGER [ SOBBING .]
THIS MOMENT IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN ME.
THIS MOMENT IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN ME.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY PARENTS THAN ME.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY PARENTS AND MY MANAGER.
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY PARENTS AND MY MANAGER.
[ COMPUTER BEEPS HARSHLY .]
AND MY MANAGER.
[ COMPUTER BEEPS HARSHLY .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
[ COMPUTER BEEPS HARSHLY .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
Gumball: WELL, IF IT'S NOT [ WHIMPERS .]
Gumball: WELL, IF IT'S NOT YOU AND IT'S NOT ME, THEN WHO Gumball: WELL, IF IT'S NOT YOU AND IT'S NOT ME, THEN WHO COULD THE FAVORITE CHILD BE? YOU AND IT'S NOT ME, THEN WHO COULD THE FAVORITE CHILD BE? [ ANAIS BANGING ON DOOR, COULD THE FAVORITE CHILD BE? [ ANAIS BANGING ON DOOR, SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ ANAIS BANGING ON DOOR, SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ BOTH GASP .]
SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ BOTH GASP .]
Gumball: ANAIS, WHO WOULD [ BOTH GASP .]
Gumball: ANAIS, WHO WOULD DAD'S FAVORITE CHILD BE IF IT Gumball: ANAIS, WHO WOULD DAD'S FAVORITE CHILD BE IF IT WASN'T ME OR DARWIN? DAD'S FAVORITE CHILD BE IF IT WASN'T ME OR DARWIN? [ BOTH GASP .]
WASN'T ME OR DARWIN? [ BOTH GASP .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ COMPUTER CHIMES .]
Darwin: YES! [ VOCALIZING .]
Darwin: YES! [ VOCALIZING .]
Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! [ VOCALIZING .]
Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Darwin: A VICTORY DANCE! Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Darwin: A VICTORY DANCE! WE CRACKED THE PASSWORD.
Darwin: A VICTORY DANCE! WE CRACKED THE PASSWORD.
Gumball: THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
WE CRACKED THE PASSWORD.
Gumball: THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
DON'T YOU GET IT? Gumball: THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
DON'T YOU GET IT? ANAIS IS THE FAVORITE CHILD.
DON'T YOU GET IT? ANAIS IS THE FAVORITE CHILD.
Darwin: YEAH, BUT -- ANAIS IS THE FAVORITE CHILD.
Darwin: YEAH, BUT -- OH.
Darwin: YEAH, BUT -- OH.
[ VOCALIZES SADLY .]
OH.
[ VOCALIZES SADLY .]
Gumball: WHAT IS THAT? [ VOCALIZES SADLY .]
Gumball: WHAT IS THAT? Darwin: IT'S A SAD DANCE.
Gumball: WHAT IS THAT? Darwin: IT'S A SAD DANCE.
Gumball: OH.
OKAY.
Darwin: IT'S A SAD DANCE.
Gumball: OH.
OKAY.
[ BOTH VOCALIZING SADLY .]
Gumball: OH.
OKAY.
[ BOTH VOCALIZING SADLY .]
ALL RIGHT, SO, HERE'S THE PLAN [ BOTH VOCALIZING SADLY .]
ALL RIGHT, SO, HERE'S THE PLAN TO GET ME TO BE THE FAVORITE.
ALL RIGHT, SO, HERE'S THE PLAN TO GET ME TO BE THE FAVORITE.
FIRST, WE -- TO GET ME TO BE THE FAVORITE.
FIRST, WE -- Darwin: WAIT -- WHY DO YOU FIRST, WE -- Darwin: WAIT -- WHY DO YOU GET TO BE THE FAVORITE? Darwin: WAIT -- WHY DO YOU GET TO BE THE FAVORITE? Gumball: WELL, BECAUSE GET TO BE THE FAVORITE? Gumball: WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE, YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY Gumball: WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE, YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY FROMA BIOLOGICAL POINT OF YOU'RE, YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY FROMA BIOLOGICAL POINT OF VIEW FROMA BIOLOGICAL POINT OF VIEW [ CLEARS THROAT .]
VIEW [ CLEARS THROAT .]
YOU KNOW.
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
YOU KNOW.
Darwin: NO, ACTUALLY, I YOU KNOW.
Darwin: NO, ACTUALLY, I DON'T.
Darwin: NO, ACTUALLY, I DON'T.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? DON'T.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? Gumball: I-IT'S BECAUSE WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? Gumball: I-IT'S BECAUSE YOU'REALREADY MY FAVORITE.
Gumball: I-IT'S BECAUSE YOU'REALREADY MY FAVORITE.
HUH? YOU'REALREADY MY FAVORITE.
HUH? Darwin: [ SQUEAKS .]
HUH? Darwin: [ SQUEAKS .]
Gumball: [ LAUGHS .]
Darwin: [ SQUEAKS .]
Gumball: [ LAUGHS .]
KNEW IT'D WORK.
Gumball: [ LAUGHS .]
KNEW IT'D WORK.
Darwin: DARN YOU.
KNEW IT'D WORK.
Darwin: DARN YOU.
Gumball: ANYWAY, I'M NOT THE Darwin: DARN YOU.
Gumball: ANYWAY, I'M NOT THE ENEMY.
Gumball: ANYWAY, I'M NOT THE ENEMY.
LOOK AT HER OVER THERE, ACTING ENEMY.
LOOK AT HER OVER THERE, ACTING ALL INNOCENT.
LOOK AT HER OVER THERE, ACTING ALL INNOCENT.
Anais: [ HUMMING .]
ALL INNOCENT.
Anais: [ HUMMING .]
Gumball: [ HUMS MOCKINGLY .]
Anais: [ HUMMING .]
Gumball: [ HUMS MOCKINGLY .]
SHE KNOWS SHE'S THE FAVORITE.
Gumball: [ HUMS MOCKINGLY .]
SHE KNOWS SHE'S THE FAVORITE.
Darwin: MAYBE WE'RE SHE KNOWS SHE'S THE FAVORITE.
Darwin: MAYBE WE'RE OVERREACTING.
Darwin: MAYBE WE'RE OVERREACTING.
Gumball: OVERREACTING? OVERREACTING.
Gumball: OVERREACTING? DUDE, THEY'RE EVEN FINISHING Gumball: OVERREACTING? DUDE, THEY'RE EVEN FINISHING EACH OTHER'S DUDE, THEY'RE EVEN FINISHING EACH OTHER'S Darwin: SANDWICHES! EACH OTHER'S Darwin: SANDWICHES! Gumball: WHAT? NO.
Darwin: SANDWICHES! Gumball: WHAT? NO.
SENTENCES.
Gumball: WHAT? NO.
SENTENCES.
Dad: SWEETIE, CAN I FINISH SENTENCES.
Dad: SWEETIE, CAN I FINISH YOUR Dad: SWEETIE, CAN I FINISH YOUR Anais: SANDWICH? SURE.
YOUR Anais: SANDWICH? SURE.
[ GIGGLES .]
Anais: SANDWICH? SURE.
[ GIGGLES .]
SEE YA LATER.
[ GIGGLES .]
SEE YA LATER.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
SEE YA LATER.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
SANDWICHES AS WELL?! Gumball: [ GASPS .]
SANDWICHES AS WELL?! AW, MAN! THIS IS TOTAL [ SIGHS .]
Darwin: SENTENCES! Gumball: [ GROANS .]
Darwin: SENTENCES! Gumball: [ GROANS .]
THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
Gumball: [ GROANS .]
THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
WHY IS SHE THE FAVORITE, ANYWAY? THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
WHY IS SHE THE FAVORITE, ANYWAY? Darwin: WELL, MAYBE BECAUSE WHY IS SHE THE FAVORITE, ANYWAY? Darwin: WELL, MAYBE BECAUSE SHE'S NICE TO HIM.
Darwin: WELL, MAYBE BECAUSE SHE'S NICE TO HIM.
Gumball: WELL, THEN, LET'S BE SHE'S NICE TO HIM.
Gumball: WELL, THEN, LET'S BE EVEN NICER.
Dad: [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY .]
UH MM.
UH MM.
UHI'M GONNA MAKE ANOTHER MM.
UHI'M GONNA MAKE ANOTHER SANDWICH.
UHI'M GONNA MAKE ANOTHER SANDWICH.
Gumball: PLEASE, DAD, SIT SANDWICH.
Gumball: PLEASE, DAD, SIT DOWN.
Gumball: PLEASE, DAD, SIT DOWN.
WE'LL DO IT.
DOWN.
WE'LL DO IT.
WAIT -- EVEN BETTER, WE'LL CARRY WE'LL DO IT.
WAIT -- EVEN BETTER, WE'LL CARRY YOU THERE.
WAIT -- EVEN BETTER, WE'LL CARRY YOU THERE.
Dad: NO, WAIT, I C-- W-WAIT, YOU THERE.
Dad: NO, WAIT, I C-- W-WAIT, PLEASE PUT ME -- OW! OW! Dad: NO, WAIT, I C-- W-WAIT, PLEASE PUT ME -- OW! OW! Gumball: [ Straining .]
QUICK, Gumball: [ Straining .]
QUICK, PUT HIM IN HIS CHAIR.
PUT HIM IN HIS CHAIR.
Darwin: OH.
SORRY, MR.
DAD.
Darwin: OH.
SORRY, MR.
DAD.
Dad: AAH! Dad: AAH! Gumball: AND SORRY FOR Gumball: AND SORRY FOR KEEPING YOU WAITING.
KEEPING YOU WAITING.
HERE YOU GO -- AN HERE YOU GO -- AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SANDWICH.
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SANDWICH.
Dad: [ TALKING INDISTINCTLY .]
Dad: [ TALKING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: WELL, OF COURSE YOU Gumball: WELL, OF COURSE YOU DESERVE IT.
HERE -- LET US HELP YOU.
DESERVE IT.
HERE -- LET US HELP YOU.
I THINK HE'S TRYING TO SAY HERE -- LET US HELP YOU.
I THINK HE'S TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING.
I THINK HE'S TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING.
Dad: [ MUFFLED GROANING .]
SOMETHING.
Dad: [ MUFFLED GROANING .]
Dad: OH, SORRY.
Dad: [ MUFFLED GROANING .]
Dad: OH, SORRY.
IT'S A BIT DRY.
Dad: OH, SORRY.
IT'S A BIT DRY.
HERE -- HAVE SOME MAYO.
IT'S A BIT DRY.
HERE -- HAVE SOME MAYO.
Dad: [ WHIMPERS .]
HERE -- HAVE SOME MAYO.
Dad: [ WHIMPERS .]
Darwin: DUDE, HE'S CHOKING.
Dad: [ WHIMPERS .]
Darwin: DUDE, HE'S CHOKING.
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
Darwin: DUDE, HE'S CHOKING.
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
DO THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
DO THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER! Gumball: I-I CAN'T! DO THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER! Gumball: I-I CAN'T! HE'S TOO FAT! Gumball: I-I CAN'T! HE'S TOO FAT! Darwin: UNH! HE'S TOO FAT! Darwin: UNH! THAT'S NOT A VERY NICE WORD.
Darwin: UNH! THAT'S NOT A VERY NICE WORD.
Gumball: HE -- HE'S GOT TOO THAT'S NOT A VERY NICE WORD.
Gumball: HE -- HE'S GOT TOO MUCH PERSONALITY! Gumball: HE -- HE'S GOT TOO MUCH PERSONALITY! Dad: [ GRUNTS .]
MUCH PERSONALITY! Dad: [ GRUNTS .]
Darwin: COME ON! Dad: [ GRUNTS .]
Darwin: COME ON! THREE, TWO, ONE! Gumball: DAD, WE'RE SORRY ABOUT THE SANDWICH THING, SO WE RAN YOU A BATH.
ABOUT THE SANDWICH THING, SO WE RAN YOU A BATH.
Dad: BUT I DON'T NEED A BATH.
RAN YOU A BATH.
Dad: BUT I DON'T NEED A BATH.
Gumball: OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
Dad: BUT I DON'T NEED A BATH.
Gumball: OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
JUST TRY IT.
Gumball: OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
JUST TRY IT.
Dad: I DON'T KNOW.
JUST TRY IT.
Dad: I DON'T KNOW.
ALL THESE CANDLES AND THE WATER Dad: I DON'T KNOW.
ALL THESE CANDLES AND THE WATER ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T SEEM -- ALL THESE CANDLES AND THE WATER ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T SEEM -- [ SCREAMS .]
ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T SEEM -- [ SCREAMS .]
[ GROANS .]
[ SCREAMS .]
[ GROANS .]
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! OHHHHH! HOT.
HOT.
HOT! [ SIGHS .]
FINALLY -- SOME PEACE AND QUIET.
[ GROWLING .]
FINALLY -- SOME PEACE AND QUIET.
[ GROWLING .]
[ BARKING FEROCIOUSLY .]
[ GROWLING .]
[ BARKING FEROCIOUSLY .]
Dad: [ SCREAMING .]
[ BARKING FEROCIOUSLY .]
Dad: [ SCREAMING .]
Darwin: SO, REMIND ME AGAIN Dad: [ SCREAMING .]
Darwin: SO, REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO WORK.
Darwin: SO, REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO WORK.
Gumball: IT'S EASY.
HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO WORK.
Gumball: IT'S EASY.
YOU PUT HIM IN A PERILOUS Gumball: IT'S EASY.
YOU PUT HIM IN A PERILOUS SITUATION AND THEN SAVE HIM.
YOU PUT HIM IN A PERILOUS SITUATION AND THEN SAVE HIM.
THEN WE BECOME HIS FAVORITES.
SITUATION AND THEN SAVE HIM.
THEN WE BECOME HIS FAVORITES.
Darwin: OH.
THAT MAKES SENSE.
THEN WE BECOME HIS FAVORITES.
Darwin: OH.
THAT MAKES SENSE.
Gumball: PASS ME THE Darwin: OH.
THAT MAKES SENSE.
Gumball: PASS ME THE DIVERSION DEVICE.
Gumball: PASS ME THE DIVERSION DEVICE.
DON'T WORRY, DAD! DIVERSION DEVICE.
DON'T WORRY, DAD! WE'LL SAVE YOU! DON'T WORRY, DAD! WE'LL SAVE YOU! [ WHISTLES .]
WE'LL SAVE YOU! [ WHISTLES .]
Dad: AAH! [ WHISTLES .]
Dad: AAH! [ TALKING INDISTINCTLY .]
Dad: AAH! [ TALKING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ HORN HONKS .]
[ TALKING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ HORN HONKS .]
[ TIRES SCREECH, LOUD CRASH .]
[ HORN HONKS .]
[ TIRES SCREECH, LOUD CRASH .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ TIRES SCREECH, LOUD CRASH .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
THIS ISN'T WORKING.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
THIS ISN'T WORKING.
WE NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER THIS ISN'T WORKING.
WE NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER APPROACH.
WE NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER APPROACH.
Anais: MY DAD IS ADORK.
APPROACH.
Anais: MY DAD IS ADORK.
HE LOOKS LIKEA LEG OFHAM? Anais: MY DAD IS ADORK.
HE LOOKS LIKEA LEG OFHAM? IN A PINKLEOTARDAND HE LOOKS LIKEA LEG OFHAM? IN A PINKLEOTARDAND SMELLS LIKETHE UNDERSIDE IN A PINKLEOTARDAND SMELLS LIKETHE UNDERSIDE OF AWATCH STRAP.
SMELLS LIKETHE UNDERSIDE OF AWATCH STRAP.
Gumball: AH, I KNOW.
OF AWATCH STRAP.
Gumball: AH, I KNOW.
NOT SUCH A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY Gumball: AH, I KNOW.
NOT SUCH A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY AFTER ALL.
NOT SUCH A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY AFTER ALL.
Darwin: IT'S OKAY, MR.
DAD.
AFTER ALL.
Darwin: IT'S OKAY, MR.
DAD.
WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.
Darwin: IT'S OKAY, MR.
DAD.
WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.
[ LAUGHS .]
WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.
[ LAUGHS .]
THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.
[ LAUGHS .]
THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.
THEN WE CAN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.
THEN WE CAN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SHE'S SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT THEN WE CAN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SHE'S SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT MR.
DAD WHEN SHE DIDN'T.
SHE'S SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT MR.
DAD WHEN SHE DIDN'T.
OH, WAIT -- IS THIS THING MR.
DAD WHEN SHE DIDN'T.
OH, WAIT -- IS THIS THING STILL O-- OH, WAIT -- IS THIS THING STILL O-- Dad: THAT'S IT! STILL O-- Dad: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO! Dad: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO! YOU'VE CHOKED ME! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO! YOU'VE CHOKED ME! YOU BURNED ME! YOU'VE CHOKED ME! YOU BURNED ME! THE STEAK YOU FED ME WAS YOU BURNED ME! THE STEAK YOU FED ME WAS UNDERCOOKED! THE STEAK YOU FED ME WAS UNDERCOOKED! I THINK I NEED TO CHEW YOU OUT, UNDERCOOKED! I THINK I NEED TO CHEW YOU OUT, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN THE BAD COP I THINK I NEED TO CHEW YOU OUT, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN THE BAD COP BEFORE! BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN THE BAD COP BEFORE! WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER DO?! BEFORE! WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER DO?! Darwin: SHE WOULD TELL US TO WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER DO?! Darwin: SHE WOULD TELL US TO GO TO OUR ROOM.
Darwin: SHE WOULD TELL US TO GO TO OUR ROOM.
Dad: THANK YOU! GO TO OUR ROOM.
Dad: THANK YOU! THAT'S REALLY HELPFUL! Dad: THANK YOU! THAT'S REALLY HELPFUL! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM! THAT'S REALLY HELPFUL! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM! Gumball: LOOK, WE'VE BEEN NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM! Gumball: LOOK, WE'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU ALL DAY, OKAY? Gumball: LOOK, WE'VE BEEN NICE TO YOU ALL DAY, OKAY? WE TRIED EVERYTHING, BUT NOTHING NICE TO YOU ALL DAY, OKAY? WE TRIED EVERYTHING, BUT NOTHING WORKS.
WE TRIED EVERYTHING, BUT NOTHING WORKS.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD? WORKS.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD? YOU'RE ONLY OUR SECOND-FAVORITE WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD? YOU'RE ONLY OUR SECOND-FAVORITE PARENT, ANYWAY.
YOU'RE ONLY OUR SECOND-FAVORITE PARENT, ANYWAY.
Dad: [ GASPS .]
Mom: SO YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD DAY? RICHARD, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD DAY? RICHARD, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY? RICHARD, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY? Dad: DOES IT MATTER?! DAY? Dad: DOES IT MATTER?! WHATEVER I DO, I'LL ALWAYS BE Dad: DOES IT MATTER?! WHATEVER I DO, I'LL ALWAYS BE THE BAD COP AND YOU'LL ALWAYS WHATEVER I DO, I'LL ALWAYS BE THE BAD COP AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE FAVORITE! THE BAD COP AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE FAVORITE! Mom: FAVORITE? BE THE FAVORITE! Mom: FAVORITE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Mom: FAVORITE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Dad: IT'S EASY FOR YOU, BUT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Dad: IT'S EASY FOR YOU, BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO KEEP THESE KIDS Dad: IT'S EASY FOR YOU, BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO KEEP THESE KIDS IN LINE, AND IF THAT MEANS I SOMEBODY HAS TO KEEP THESE KIDS IN LINE, AND IF THAT MEANS I LOSE THE POPULARITY CONTEST -- IN LINE, AND IF THAT MEANS I LOSE THE POPULARITY CONTEST -- Mom: RICHARD, PARENTING IS LOSE THE POPULARITY CONTEST -- Mom: RICHARD, PARENTING IS NOT A COMPETITION.
Mom: RICHARD, PARENTING IS NOT A COMPETITION.
Dad: WHAT?! NOT A COMPETITION.
Dad: WHAT?! AFRAID YOU'LL LOSE?! Dad: WHAT?! AFRAID YOU'LL LOSE?! Mom: I REALLY DOUBT THAT, BUT AFRAID YOU'LL LOSE?! Mom: I REALLY DOUBT THAT, BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT -- Mom: I REALLY DOUBT THAT, BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT -- Dad: OH, YEAH? IT'S NOT ABOUT -- Dad: OH, YEAH? YOU TWO, IN THE CAR -- NOW! Dad: OH, YEAH? YOU TWO, IN THE CAR -- NOW! Both: WHAT? WHY? YOU TWO, IN THE CAR -- NOW! Both: WHAT? WHY? Dad: 'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE Both: WHAT? WHY? Dad: 'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GUARANTEE YOUR CHILDREN'S Dad: 'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GUARANTEE YOUR CHILDREN'S AFFECTION -- YOU BUY IT! WAY TO GUARANTEE YOUR CHILDREN'S AFFECTION -- YOU BUY IT! BOYS, I'M GETTING YOU A NEW AFFECTION -- YOU BUY IT! BOYS, I'M GETTING YOU A NEW COMPUTER.
BOYS, I'M GETTING YOU A NEW COMPUTER.
Mom: OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT! COMPUTER.
Mom: OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT! Dad: WHY NOT? Mom: OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT! Dad: WHY NOT? Mom: 'CAUSE I'M GONNA DO IT Dad: WHY NOT? Mom: 'CAUSE I'M GONNA DO IT FIRST! Mom: 'CAUSE I'M GONNA DO IT FIRST! Dad: HMM! [ SEATBELT CLICKS .]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER .]
Dad: EVERYBODY'S BACK IN? [ ENGINE TURNS OVER .]
Dad: EVERYBODY'S BACK IN? GOOD! LET'S GO! Dad: EVERYBODY'S BACK IN? GOOD! LET'S GO! Mom: OKAY, EVERYBODY READY? GOOD! LET'S GO! Mom: OKAY, EVERYBODY READY? HUH? Mom: OKAY, EVERYBODY READY? HUH? [ GROWLS .]
HUH? [ GROWLS .]
Both: AAAAAH! [ GROWLS .]
Both: AAAAAH! Dad: AAH! Both: AAAAAH! Dad: AAH! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
Dad: AAH! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ TIRES SQUEAL .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ TIRES SQUEAL .]
Mom: [ ROARS .]
KIDS! KIDS! JUST JUMP ACROSS! Gumball: NO, 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INSANE.
Gumball: NO, 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE INSANE.
Mom: YES.
FAIR POINT.
WOULD BE INSANE.
Mom: YES.
FAIR POINT.
RICHARD, STOP THE CAR! Mom: YES.
FAIR POINT.
RICHARD, STOP THE CAR! THIS IS STUPID! RICHARD, STOP THE CAR! THIS IS STUPID! Dad: IF IT'S STUPID, WHY THIS IS STUPID! Dad: IF IT'S STUPID, WHY DON'T YOU STOP FIRST? Dad: IF IT'S STUPID, WHY DON'T YOU STOP FIRST? Mom: ALL RIGHT, I WILL.
DON'T YOU STOP FIRST? Mom: ALL RIGHT, I WILL.
DO YOU KIDS HAVE YOUR SEATBELTS Mom: ALL RIGHT, I WILL.
DO YOU KIDS HAVE YOUR SEATBELTS ON? DO YOU KIDS HAVE YOUR SEATBELTS ON? Both: MM-HMM.
[ TIRES SQUEAL .]
Mom: KIDS, CLOSE YOUR EYES.
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
Dad: HM.
[ HORN HONKS .]
Darwin: AAAH! STOP! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR! Darwin: AAAH! STOP! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR! Gumball: YEAH, BUT LOOK ON STOP! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR! Gumball: YEAH, BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
Gumball: YEAH, BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
ON THE ASTRONOMICALLY SLIM THE BRIGHT SIDE.
ON THE ASTRONOMICALLY SLIM CHANCE WE SURVIVE THIS, WE GET A ON THE ASTRONOMICALLY SLIM CHANCE WE SURVIVE THIS, WE GET A NEW COMPUTER! [ HORN BLARES .]
Dad: JUST GIVE ME THE KIDS, NICOLE! Dad: JUST GIVE ME THE KIDS, NICOLE! THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO GO! NICOLE! THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO GO! Mom: OH, REALLY? THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE TO GO! Mom: OH, REALLY? HOLD ON, KIDS.
Mom: OH, REALLY? HOLD ON, KIDS.
WE'RE TAKING A DETOUR.
[ TIRES SQUEAL .]
WHOO-HOO! [ CHUCKLES .]
WHOO-HOO! [ CHUCKLES .]
THAT WAS A LITTLE TENSE.
[ CHUCKLES .]
THAT WAS A LITTLE TENSE.
WHY DON'T WE CALM DOWN WITH A THAT WAS A LITTLE TENSE.
WHY DON'T WE CALM DOWN WITH A GAME? WHY DON'T WE CALM DOWN WITH A GAME? I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE --- GAME? I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE --- Both: TRUCK! I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE --- Both: TRUCK! Mom: NO, IT BEGINS WITH AN Both: TRUCK! Mom: NO, IT BEGINS WITH AN "M.
" Mom: NO, IT BEGINS WITH AN "M.
" Darwin: OH.
"M.
" Darwin: OH.
Both: MASSIVE TRUCK! Darwin: OH.
Both: MASSIVE TRUCK! Mom: NO, IT'S MAGP-- Both: MASSIVE TRUCK! Mom: NO, IT'S MAGP-- [ SCREAMS .]
Mom: NO, IT'S MAGP-- [ SCREAMS .]
WHOA! [ SCREAMS .]
WHOA! WHOA! [ BELL CLANGING .]
OH! RICHARD, DO YOU HAVE THE CARD? OH! RICHARD, DO YOU HAVE THE CARD? Dad: SURE.
RICHARD, DO YOU HAVE THE CARD? Dad: SURE.
Mom: OH, THANKS.
Dad: SURE.
Mom: OH, THANKS.
[ LAUGHS .]
Mom: OH, THANKS.
[ LAUGHS .]
Dad: AAH! AAH! AAH! I'M NOT GIVING UP, NICOLE! HUH? SO? Gumball: NO! MOM, WAIT! STOP! THIS IS CRAZY! UH, THE BEST ONE'S IN THE THIS IS CRAZY! UH, THE BEST ONE'S IN THE MIDDLE.
UH, THE BEST ONE'S IN THE MIDDLE.
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON? MIDDLE.
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON? Mom: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON? Mom: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.
JUST LET ME PAY FOR THESE.
Mom: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.
JUST LET ME PAY FOR THESE.
[ TIRES SQUEALING .]
JUST LET ME PAY FOR THESE.
[ TIRES SQUEALING .]
Dad: AAAH! [ TIRES SQUEALING .]
Dad: AAAH! Mom: FORGET IT! Dad: AAAH! Mom: FORGET IT! I WAS HERE FIRST! Mom: FORGET IT! I WAS HERE FIRST! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
I WAS HERE FIRST! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
Darwin: STOP!! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
Darwin: STOP!! LOOK AT YOURSELVES.
Darwin: STOP!! LOOK AT YOURSELVES.
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE LOOK AT YOURSELVES.
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE COMPUTER.
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE COMPUTER.
WE JUST WANT OUR PARENTS TO GET COMPUTER.
WE JUST WANT OUR PARENTS TO GET ALONG.
WE JUST WANT OUR PARENTS TO GET ALONG.
Gumball: Or both.
ALONG.
Gumball: Or both.
Mom: OH, GOSH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
Gumball: Or both.
Mom: OH, GOSH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SO SORRY, RICHARD.
Mom: OH, GOSH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SO SORRY, RICHARD.
Dad: NO, I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY, RICHARD.
Dad: NO, I'M SORRY.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
Dad: NO, I'M SORRY.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
PARENTING ISN'T A COMPETITION.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
PARENTING ISN'T A COMPETITION.
Mom: WE CAN TAKE IT IN TURNS PARENTING ISN'T A COMPETITION.
Mom: WE CAN TAKE IT IN TURNS TO BE THE FAVORITE AND THE BAD Mom: WE CAN TAKE IT IN TURNS TO BE THE FAVORITE AND THE BAD COP.
TO BE THE FAVORITE AND THE BAD COP.
THANKS, LARRY, BUT WE DON'T NEED COP.
THANKS, LARRY, BUT WE DON'T NEED A NEW COMPUTER.
THANKS, LARRY, BUT WE DON'T NEED A NEW COMPUTER.
GOSH DARN IT! A NEW COMPUTER.
GOSH DARN IT! Dad: YEAH.
GOSH DARN IT! Dad: YEAH.
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER.
Dad: YEAH.
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER.
AW.
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER.
AW.
I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS AREN'T AW.
I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS AREN'T FIGHTING ANYMORE.
I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS AREN'T FIGHTING ANYMORE.
'CAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY FOR FIGHTING ANYMORE.
'CAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY FOR ALL THIS! 'CAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY FOR ALL THIS! Mom: OH, OF COURSE.
ALL THIS! Mom: OH, OF COURSE.
ALLOW ME.
Mom: OH, OF COURSE.
ALLOW ME.
OOPS.
ALLOW ME.
OOPS.
HEY.
WAIT A MINUTE.
OOPS.
HEY.
WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS IS A CRACKER.
HEY.
WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS IS A CRACKER.
AW, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! THIS IS A CRACKER.
AW, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! [ CRUNCHES .]
AW, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! [ CRUNCHES .]
Mom: WELL, I GUESS THE [ CRUNCHES .]
Mom: WELL, I GUESS THE IMPORTANT THING IS, YOU KNOW Mom: WELL, I GUESS THE IMPORTANT THING IS, YOU KNOW THERE'S NO FAVORITE IN THIS IMPORTANT THING IS, YOU KNOW THERE'S NO FAVORITE IN THIS FAMILY.
THERE'S NO FAVORITE IN THIS FAMILY.
NEVER WAS, NEVER WILL BE.
FAMILY.
NEVER WAS, NEVER WILL BE.
Darwin: SO, ARE YOU GONNA NEVER WAS, NEVER WILL BE.
Darwin: SO, ARE YOU GONNA CHANGE THE PASSWORD ON THE Darwin: SO, ARE YOU GONNA CHANGE THE PASSWORD ON THE COMPUTER NOW, MR.
DAD? CHANGE THE PASSWORD ON THE COMPUTER NOW, MR.
DAD? Dad: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? COMPUTER NOW, MR.
DAD? Dad: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Gumball: OH, YOU KNOW -- Dad: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Gumball: OH, YOU KNOW -- ANAIS, FAVORITE CHILD? Gumball: OH, YOU KNOW -- ANAIS, FAVORITE CHILD? IT'S THE PASSWORD.
ANAIS, FAVORITE CHILD? IT'S THE PASSWORD.
Dad: NO, IT ISN'T.
IT'S THE PASSWORD.
Dad: NO, IT ISN'T.
The password is "password.
" Dad: NO, IT ISN'T.
The password is "password.
" Crafty, huh? The password is "password.
" Crafty, huh? Gumball: BUT WHO ELSE COULD Crafty, huh? Gumball: BUT WHO ELSE COULD HAVE CHANGED THE -- Gumball: BUT WHO ELSE COULD HAVE CHANGED THE -- [ GASPS .]
HAVE CHANGED THE -- [ GASPS .]
CLEVER GIRL.
[ GASPS .]
CLEVER GIRL.
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH .]
CLEVER GIRL.
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH .]
[ BOTH GASP .]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH .]
[ BOTH GASP .]
Anais: NYEH.
[ BOTH GASP .]
Anais: NYEH.
IT'S ALL YOURS, GUYS.
Anais: NYEH.
IT'S ALL YOURS, GUYS.
I'VE BEEN ON IT ALL DAY.
IT'S ALL YOURS, GUYS.
I'VE BEEN ON IT ALL DAY.
OH.
GOOD LUCK LOGGING IN.
I'VE BEEN ON IT ALL DAY.
OH.
GOOD LUCK LOGGING IN.
I CHANGED THE PASSWORD.
OH.
GOOD LUCK LOGGING IN.
I CHANGED THE PASSWORD.
[ BOTH GROWLING .]