The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e10 Episode Script

The Procrastinators; The Shell

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] Darwin: WAIT.
WHAT? Mom: YOU ARE PROCRASTINATORS.
Darwin: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Mom: YOU ARE PROCRASTINATORS.
Darwin: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Gumball: PROCRASTINATOR -- Darwin: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Gumball: PROCRASTINATOR -- DERIVED FROM THE MEXICAN WORD, Gumball: PROCRASTINATOR -- DERIVED FROM THE MEXICAN WORD, PROCRATELMACIóN, WHICH MEANS DERIVED FROM THE MEXICAN WORD, PROCRATELMACIóN, WHICH MEANS "MIDNIGHT SNACK," AND THE VIKING PROCRATELMACIóN, WHICH MEANS "MIDNIGHT SNACK," AND THE VIKING WORD ASTENATOR, WHICH MEANS "MIDNIGHT SNACK," AND THE VIKING WORD ASTENATOR, WHICH MEANS "PUCKERED CHEEKS.
" WORD ASTENATOR, WHICH MEANS "PUCKERED CHEEKS.
" IT DESCRIBES A PERSON WHO SITS "PUCKERED CHEEKS.
" IT DESCRIBES A PERSON WHO SITS ON A SANDWICH IN THE DARK.
OF COURSE I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.
YOU KNOW HOW I USE A DICTIONARY.
Dad: AAH! [ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ] Anais: A PROCRASTINATOR IS Anais: A PROCRASTINATOR IS SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS AVOIDS THEIR RESPONSIBILITIES BY DOING SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS AVOIDS THEIR RESPONSIBILITIES BY DOING SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD.
RESPONSIBILITIES BY DOING SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD.
Gumball: HA HA! SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD.
Gumball: HA HA! THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
Gumball: HA HA! THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
Mom: GUMBALL, YOU'RE SUCH A THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
Mom: GUMBALL, YOU'RE SUCH A PROCRASTINATOR THAT YOU WERE Mom: GUMBALL, YOU'RE SUCH A PROCRASTINATOR THAT YOU WERE FOUR YEARS OLD BEFORE YOU PROCRASTINATOR THAT YOU WERE FOUR YEARS OLD BEFORE YOU FINISHED YOUR FIRST SENTENCE.
FOUR YEARS OLD BEFORE YOU FINISHED YOUR FIRST SENTENCE.
AND EVEN THEN, IT WAS, "I'LL DO FINISHED YOUR FIRST SENTENCE.
AND EVEN THEN, IT WAS, "I'LL DO IT TOMORROW.
" AND EVEN THEN, IT WAS, "I'LL DO IT TOMORROW.
" LOOK, I'M GOING TO THE GROCERY IT TOMORROW.
" LOOK, I'M GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE.
LOOK, I'M GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE.
I'LL BE BACK AT 5:00, AND THE STORE.
I'LL BE BACK AT 5:00, AND THE TRASH BETTER BE GONE.
I'LL BE BACK AT 5:00, AND THE TRASH BETTER BE GONE.
Gumball: FINE! TRASH BETTER BE GONE.
Gumball: FINE! WE'LL SHOW YOU WE'RE NOT Gumball: FINE! WE'LL SHOW YOU WE'RE NOT PROSTHETIC ACTORS! WE'LL SHOW YOU WE'RE NOT PROSTHETIC ACTORS! Anais: YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT PROSTHETIC ACTORS! Anais: YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT MOVIE STARS WITH BIONIC BODY Anais: YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT MOVIE STARS WITH BIONIC BODY PARTS? MOVIE STARS WITH BIONIC BODY PARTS? Gumball: PAWN INVESTIGATORS! PARTS? Gumball: PAWN INVESTIGATORS! Anais: IT'S Gumball: PAWN INVESTIGATORS! Anais: IT'S "PROCRASTINATORS.
" Anais: IT'S "PROCRASTINATORS.
" Gumball: YOU'RE SUCH A SMUG "PROCRASTINATORS.
" Gumball: YOU'RE SUCH A SMUG "FACE-INATOR.
" Gumball: YOU'RE SUCH A SMUG "FACE-INATOR.
" [ SNAP! ] "FACE-INATOR.
" [ SNAP! ] Mom: HEY, STOP WASTING TIME [ SNAP! ] Mom: HEY, STOP WASTING TIME AND TAKE OUT THE TRASH -- UNLESS Mom: HEY, STOP WASTING TIME AND TAKE OUT THE TRASH -- UNLESS YOU WANT TO FACE AND TAKE OUT THE TRASH -- UNLESS YOU WANT TO FACE [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] YOU WANT TO FACE [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] "THE TERMOMINATOR.
" [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] "THE TERMOMINATOR.
" [ IMITATING GEARS WHIRRING ] "THE TERMOMINATOR.
" [ IMITATING GEARS WHIRRING ] [ As Schwarzenegger ] I'LL BE [ IMITATING GEARS WHIRRING ] [ As Schwarzenegger ] I'LL BE BACK [ As Schwarzenegger ] I'LL BE BACK AT AROUND 5:00.
BACK AT AROUND 5:00.
[ IMITATING GEARS WHIRRING ] AT AROUND 5:00.
[ IMITATING GEARS WHIRRING ] Gumball: DON'T WORRY, MOM! [ IMITATING GEARS WHIRRING ] Gumball: DON'T WORRY, MOM! WE'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY, MOM! WE'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.
[ DOOR CLOSES ] WE'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.
[ DOOR CLOSES ] [ MONITOR BEEPS ] Darwin: SHOULDN'T WE BE TAKING OUT THE TRASH? Gumball: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
TAKING OUT THE TRASH? Gumball: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
I GOT TO MOAN ABOUT IT ON Gumball: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
I GOT TO MOAN ABOUT IT ON ELMOREPLUS FIRST.
I GOT TO MOAN ABOUT IT ON ELMOREPLUS FIRST.
"OMG GOT TO SL@V3 AWAY TKING OUT ELMOREPLUS FIRST.
"OMG GOT TO SL@V3 AWAY TKING OUT DA TRASHSMH.
" "OMG GOT TO SL@V3 AWAY TKING OUT DA TRASHSMH.
" Darwin: DUDE, YOU SPELLED Darwin: DUDE, YOU SPELLED TRASH RIGHT.
Gumball: OH, YEAH.
TRASH RIGHT.
Gumball: OH, YEAH.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] Gumball: OH, YEAH.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] Darwin: ADD SOME LITTLE FACE [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] Darwin: ADD SOME LITTLE FACE THINGS.
Darwin: ADD SOME LITTLE FACE THINGS.
Gumball: HMM.
THINGS.
Gumball: HMM.
SHOULD I ADD "YOLO"? Gumball: HMM.
SHOULD I ADD "YOLO"? Darwin: WHAT?! NO, DUDE.
SHOULD I ADD "YOLO"? Darwin: WHAT?! NO, DUDE.
HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT.
Darwin: WHAT?! NO, DUDE.
HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT.
JUST PUT "#SWAG.
" HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT.
JUST PUT "#SWAG.
" Gumball: ALL RIGHT.
JUST PUT "#SWAG.
" Gumball: ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
Gumball: ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
Darwin: HOLD ON.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
Darwin: HOLD ON.
LET'S JUST CHECK IF ANYTHING Darwin: HOLD ON.
LET'S JUST CHECK IF ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING IS HAPPENING ON LET'S JUST CHECK IF ANYTHING ELSE INTERESTING IS HAPPENING ON ELMOREPLUS.
ELSE INTERESTING IS HAPPENING ON ELMOREPLUS.
Gumball: OKAY, BUT QUICKLY.
ELMOREPLUS.
Gumball: OKAY, BUT QUICKLY.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKS ] [ KEYBOARD CLACKS ] [ WHIR! ] WHAT THE WHAT?! DUDE, WE WERE ONLY ON ELMOREPLUS DUDE, WE WERE ONLY ON ELMOREPLUS FOR A SECOND, AND ALMOST HALF AN FOR A SECOND, AND ALMOST HALF AN HOUR PASSED! HOUR PASSED! Darwin: LET ME TRY.
Darwin: LET ME TRY.
[ WHIR! ] [ MOUSE CLICKS ] [ WHIR! ] [ MOUSE CLICKS ] [ WHIR! ] [ MOUSE CLICKS ] [ WHIR! WHIR! WHIR! WHIR! ] [ MOUSE CLICKS ] [ WHIR! WHIR! WHIR! WHIR! ] DUDE, ELMOREPLUS REALLY PUTS THE [ WHIR! WHIR! WHIR! WHIR! ] DUDE, ELMOREPLUS REALLY PUTS THE "PRO" INTO "PROCRASTINATING.
" DUDE, ELMOREPLUS REALLY PUTS THE "PRO" INTO "PROCRASTINATING.
" Gumball: IT'S FAR TOO "PRO" INTO "PROCRASTINATING.
" Gumball: IT'S FAR TOO DANGEROUS! Gumball: IT'S FAR TOO DANGEROUS! BY THE TIME WE'RE FINISHED, DANGEROUS! BY THE TIME WE'RE FINISHED, WE'LL HAVE MORE WRINKLES THAN A BY THE TIME WE'RE FINISHED, WE'LL HAVE MORE WRINKLES THAN A TOE AFTER A BATH.
WE'LL HAVE MORE WRINKLES THAN A TOE AFTER A BATH.
WE NEED TO LEAVE -- NOW! TOE AFTER A BATH.
WE NEED TO LEAVE -- NOW! [ BOTH GRUNTING, WIND RUSHING ] WE NEED TO LEAVE -- NOW! [ BOTH GRUNTING, WIND RUSHING ] [ MACHINERY POWERING UP ] [ BOTH GRUNTING, WIND RUSHING ] [ MACHINERY POWERING UP ] [ BLAM! ] Both: EH.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ PASTORAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SIZZLE! ] [ PASTORAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SIZZLE! ] Gumball: [ Weakly ] HOW DO I [ SIZZLE! ] Gumball: [ Weakly ] HOW DO I LOOK? Gumball: [ Weakly ] HOW DO I LOOK? Gumball: [ Weakly ] LIKE A LOOK? Gumball: [ Weakly ] LIKE A MOVIE STAR'S DAD.
Gumball: [ Weakly ] LIKE A MOVIE STAR'S DAD.
HOW ABOUT ME? MOVIE STAR'S DAD.
HOW ABOUT ME? Gumball: AWESOME.
HOW ABOUT ME? Gumball: AWESOME.
LIKE A HANDSOME LEATHER SHOE.
Gumball: AWESOME.
LIKE A HANDSOME LEATHER SHOE.
Darwin: COOOOOOL.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] Gumball: HEY, WATCH THIS.
Darwin: MM.
NOT BAD.
[ SQUAWK! ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BEATBOXING ] [ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BEATBOXING ] EE-HEE! [ BEATBOXING ] EE-HEE! Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? EE-HEE! Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Darwin: I'M PRACTICING MY Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Darwin: I'M PRACTICING MY MOONWALK! Darwin: I'M PRACTICING MY MOONWALK! Gumball: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MOONWALK! Gumball: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MOONWALK, DUDE.
Gumball: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MOONWALK, DUDE.
WATCH AND LEARN.
MOONWALK, DUDE.
WATCH AND LEARN.
[ DRAMATIC BALLET MUSIC PLAYS ] WATCH AND LEARN.
[ DRAMATIC BALLET MUSIC PLAYS ] Darwin: DUDE, YOU'RE BREAKING [ DRAMATIC BALLET MUSIC PLAYS ] Darwin: DUDE, YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES OF THE GAME -- AND THE Darwin: DUDE, YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES OF THE GAME -- AND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS! THE RULES OF THE GAME -- AND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS! Gumball: [ Echoing ] WHAT? LAWS OF PHYSICS! Gumball: [ Echoing ] WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Gumball: [ Echoing ] WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU I CAN'T HEAR YOU! IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU WHINE.
IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU WHINE.
Darwin: WELL, IN SPACE, NO WHINE.
Darwin: WELL, IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN BREATHE WITHOUT A Darwin: WELL, IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN BREATHE WITHOUT A HELMET.
ONE CAN BREATHE WITHOUT A HELMET.
[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ] HELMET.
[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ] Gumball: [ GURGLING ] [ SOUR NOTES PLAY ] Gumball: [ GURGLING ] AAH! AAH! Gumball: [ GURGLING ] AAH! AAH! OHH.
AAH! AAH! OHH.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] Both: FOOD FIGHT! DARWIN: Pea squadron, we have visual on carrot target.
DARWIN: Pea squadron, we have visual on carrot target.
GUMBALL: General Spork visual on carrot target.
GUMBALL: General Spork talking.
GUMBALL: General Spork talking.
You have permission to move in.
talking.
You have permission to move in.
DARWIN: Wait! You have permission to move in.
DARWIN: Wait! There's a battalion of sweet DARWIN: Wait! There's a battalion of sweet corn! There's a battalion of sweet corn! They're popping! corn! They're popping! I repeat, they are popping! They're popping! I repeat, they are popping! We're getting mushed! I repeat, they are popping! We're getting mushed! GUMBALL: This is We're getting mushed! GUMBALL: This is General Spork.
GUMBALL: This is General Spork.
You have 10 seconds before General Spork.
You have 10 seconds before sausage air strike -- That's 10 You have 10 seconds before sausage air strike -- That's 10 seconds.
sausage air strike -- That's 10 seconds.
DARWIN: No, wait! seconds.
DARWIN: No, wait! Sir, there are peas still in the DARWIN: No, wait! Sir, there are peas still in the pod! Sir, there are peas still in the pod! GUMBALL: Five seconds.
pod! GUMBALL: Five seconds.
DARWIN: Abort! Abort! GUMBALL: Five seconds.
DARWIN: Abort! Abort! GUMBALL: Four DARWIN: Abort! Abort! GUMBALL: Four DARWIN: I say abort! GUMBALL: Four DARWIN: I say abort! GUMBALL: Three DARWIN: I say abort! GUMBALL: Three [ WHISTLE! ] GUMBALL: Three [ WHISTLE! ] Two [ WHISTLE! ] Two [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] Two [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] One THAT WAS NOWHERE NEAR AS FUN AS I THOUGHT THAT'D BE.
GUMBALL: I think I lost my I THOUGHT THAT'D BE.
GUMBALL: I think I lost my appetite.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: I'M TREASURE-HUNTING.
Gumball: I'M TREASURE-HUNTING.
Darwin: DUDE, THERE'S NOTHING TREASURE-HUNTING.
Darwin: DUDE, THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING DOWN THERE.
Darwin: DUDE, THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING DOWN THERE.
Gumball: OH, REALLY? INTERESTING DOWN THERE.
Gumball: OH, REALLY? [ HUMMING THEME TO Gumball: OH, REALLY? [ HUMMING THEME TO "2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY" ] [ HUMMING THEME TO "2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY" ] [ BLOWS RASPBERRIES ] "2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY" ] [ BLOWS RASPBERRIES ] Darwin: UGH! [ BLOWS RASPBERRIES ] Darwin: UGH! THAT MILK-CHOCOLATE BAR IS SO Darwin: UGH! THAT MILK-CHOCOLATE BAR IS SO OLD, IT MUST'VE TURNED INTO THAT MILK-CHOCOLATE BAR IS SO OLD, IT MUST'VE TURNED INTO CHEESE-CHOCOLATE.
OLD, IT MUST'VE TURNED INTO CHEESE-CHOCOLATE.
JUST THROW IT AWAY.
CHEESE-CHOCOLATE.
JUST THROW IT AWAY.
Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? JUST THROW IT AWAY.
Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? CHEESE AND CHOCOLATE ARE TWO OF Gumball: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? CHEESE AND CHOCOLATE ARE TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS! CHEESE AND CHOCOLATE ARE TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS! [ GURGLE! GURGLE! ] MY FAVORITE THINGS! [ GURGLE! GURGLE! ] [ POP! ] [ GURGLE! GURGLE! ] [ POP! ] [ GULP! ] [ POP! ] [ GULP! ] [ GURGLE! ] [ GULP! ] [ GURGLE! ] [ GULP! ] [ GURGLE! ] [ GULP! ] [ GURGLE! ] [ GULP! ] [ GURGLE! ] Darwin: DUDE, STOP! [ GURGLE! ] Darwin: DUDE, STOP! YOU CLEARLY DON'T LIKE IT.
Darwin: DUDE, STOP! YOU CLEARLY DON'T LIKE IT.
Gumball: MY BODY JUST HAS TO YOU CLEARLY DON'T LIKE IT.
Gumball: MY BODY JUST HAS TO LEARN TO LIKE IT.
Gumball: MY BODY JUST HAS TO LEARN TO LIKE IT.
[ GURGLE! GURGLE! ] LEARN TO LIKE IT.
[ GURGLE! GURGLE! ] SEE? [ GURGLE! GURGLE! ] SEE? SUCH IS THE POWER OF THE MIND SEE? SUCH IS THE POWER OF THE MIND OVER THE -- SUCH IS THE POWER OF THE MIND OVER THE -- [ RETCHES ] OVER THE -- [ RETCHES ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] DUDE, I'M NOT SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
Darwin: I BET YOU A DOLLAR GOOD IDEA.
Darwin: I BET YOU A DOLLAR NOTHING BREAKS.
Darwin: I BET YOU A DOLLAR NOTHING BREAKS.
Gumball: YOU'RE ON.
NOTHING BREAKS.
Gumball: YOU'RE ON.
Darwin: [ INHALES DEEPLY ] [ CHUCKLES ] COUGH UP.
[ CLATTER! ] Gumball: THANK YOU.
AND THANK YOU.
Gumball: THANK YOU.
AND THANK YOU.
[ LAUGHS ] AND THANK YOU.
[ LAUGHS ] [ SHATTER! ] [ SHATTER! ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] Darwin: THIS STARING MATCH IS BORING.
HOW CAN WE SPICE IT UP? BORING.
HOW CAN WE SPICE IT UP? Gumball: LIKE THIS.
HOW CAN WE SPICE IT UP? Gumball: LIKE THIS.
Darwin: AAH! AAH! Gumball: LIKE THIS.
Darwin: AAH! AAH! Gumball: OR LIKE THIS! [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] HEY, DUDE.
CAN YOU DO THIS? [ WHOO-WHOO! WHOO-WHOO!] Darwin: NO.
[ WHOO-WHOO! WHOO-WHOO!] Darwin: NO.
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS? Darwin: NO.
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS? [ WHOOOO-WHOO! ] BUT CAN YOU DO THIS? [ WHOOOO-WHOO! ] Gumball: NOT BAD.
[ WHOOOO-WHOO! ] Gumball: NOT BAD.
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS? Gumball: NOT BAD.
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS? [ GRUNTS ] BUT CAN YOU DO THIS? [ GRUNTS ] [ CREAK! ] [ GRUNTS ] [ CREAK! ] [ BREATHING SHAKILY ] [ CREAK! ] [ BREATHING SHAKILY ] Darwin: NOT BAD.
[ BREATHING SHAKILY ] Darwin: NOT BAD.
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS? Darwin: NOT BAD.
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS? [ POP! ] [ POP! ] Gumball: NO.
BUT HOW ABOUT THIS? OH, HI! OH, HI! Darwin: HOW ABOUT THIS? Darwin: HOW ABOUT THIS? Gumball: YEAH? Gumball: YEAH? WELL, CAN YOU FIT YOUR WHOLE ARM IN YOUR MOUTH? WELL, CAN YOU FIT YOUR WHOLE ARM IN YOUR MOUTH? [ BABBLES ] IN YOUR MOUTH? [ BABBLES ] Darwin: I CAN FIT TWO -- AND [ BABBLES ] Darwin: I CAN FIT TWO -- AND A LEG! Darwin: I CAN FIT TWO -- AND A LEG! [ BABBLES ] A LEG! [ BABBLES ] Gumball: HOW ABOUT THIS? [ BABBLES ] Gumball: HOW ABOUT THIS? [ GAGS ] Gumball: HOW ABOUT THIS? [ GAGS ] Darwin: HOW 'BOUT THIS? [ GAGS ] Darwin: HOW 'BOUT THIS? [ BABBLES ] Darwin: HOW 'BOUT THIS? [ BABBLES ] [ GULP! GULP! GULP! ] [ BABBLES ] [ GULP! GULP! GULP! ] [ BOTH BABBLING ] [ GULP! GULP! GULP! ] [ BOTH BABBLING ] [ POP! ] [ BOTH BABBLING ] [ POP! ] [ DOG BARKING, BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ POP! ] [ DOG BARKING, BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ DOG BARKING, BIRDS CHIRPING ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ Deep voice ] ARE YOU READY FOR [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ Deep voice ] ARE YOU READY FOR THE FIRE-SAUCE CHALLENGE? Darwin: EH, NOT SO BAD.
Gumball: [ Normal voice ] EH.
[ SIZZLE! ] Gumball: [ Normal voice ] EH.
[ SIZZLE! ] AAH! AAH! AAH! [ SIZZLE! ] AAH! AAH! AAH! [ PANTING ] AAH! AAH! AAH! [ PANTING ] [ BOOM! ] [ PANTING ] [ BOOM! ] Darwin: [ CHUCKLES ] SOME Darwin: [ CHUCKLES ] SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T HANDLE THEIR HOT SA-- OOOOOOOOOOOHH! PEOPLE JUST CAN'T HANDLE THEIR HOT SA-- OOOOOOOOOOOHH! [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ WHAP! ] [ JOHANN STRAUSS' "VOICES OF SPRING" PLAYS ] [ JOHANN STRAUSS' "VOICES OF SPRING" PLAYS ] Gumball: [ YOWLING ] "VOICES OF SPRING" PLAYS ] Gumball: [ YOWLING ] [ RIP! ] Gumball: [ YOWLING ] [ RIP! ] [ CONTINUES YOWLING ] [ MUSIC STOPS ] Darwin: NAH, THIS LASER PEN IS GARBAGE.
Darwin: NAH, THIS LASER PEN IS GARBAGE.
Gumball: [ YOWLS ] IS GARBAGE.
Gumball: [ YOWLS ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] Gumball: [ YOWLS ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CLOCK TICKING ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ CLOCK TICKING ] Gumball: OKAY, I GUESS IT'S [ CLOCK TICKING ] Gumball: OKAY, I GUESS IT'S TIME.
AHH! THAT CLOCK WAS DRIVING ME NUTS.
OKAY, WHO WOULD BE THE OKAY, WHO WOULD BE THE BEST-LOOKING GIRL? ONE, TWO, THREE! BEST-LOOKING GIRL? ONE, TWO, THREE! Darwin: [ SIGHS ] ONE, TWO, THREE! Darwin: [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW WHAT'S MISSING? Darwin: [ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW WHAT'S MISSING? Gumball: MORE MAKEUP.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S MISSING? Gumball: MORE MAKEUP.
I THINK MOM'S GOT SOME IN HER Gumball: MORE MAKEUP.
I THINK MOM'S GOT SOME IN HER BEDR-- OHH! [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] HMM.
Darwin: [ SIGHS ] GUMBALL: Perfect.
Darwin: SO, ARE YOU GONNA TEACH ME TO PLAY NOW? Darwin: SO, ARE YOU GONNA TEACH ME TO PLAY NOW? Gumball: YES, DARWIN, BUT TEACH ME TO PLAY NOW? Gumball: YES, DARWIN, BUT REMEMBER, CHESS IS A VERY Gumball: YES, DARWIN, BUT REMEMBER, CHESS IS A VERY COMPLEX AND STRATEGIC GAME.
REMEMBER, CHESS IS A VERY COMPLEX AND STRATEGIC GAME.
YOU DO NOT PLAY THE BOARD -- COMPLEX AND STRATEGIC GAME.
YOU DO NOT PLAY THE BOARD -- YOU PLAY YOUR OPPONENT.
YOU DO NOT PLAY THE BOARD -- YOU PLAY YOUR OPPONENT.
Darwin: LIKE HOW? YOU PLAY YOUR OPPONENT.
Darwin: LIKE HOW? Gumball: LIKE THIS! Darwin: LIKE HOW? Gumball: LIKE THIS! [ LAUGHING ] OKAY, FINISHED.
GO ON.
SHOW YOURS.
Darwin: NO, YOU FIRST.
GO ON.
SHOW YOURS.
Darwin: NO, YOU FIRST.
Gumball: OKAY.
Darwin: NO, YOU FIRST.
Gumball: OKAY.
BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
Gumball: OKAY.
BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
Both: THREE, TWO, ONE Gumball: DUDE, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING PORTRAITS! WHY WOULD YOU ADD A SCARY CLOWN SUPPOSED TO BE DOING PORTRAITS! WHY WOULD YOU ADD A SCARY CLOWN THROUGH A WINDOW INSIDE OF A WHY WOULD YOU ADD A SCARY CLOWN THROUGH A WINDOW INSIDE OF A BEAUTIFUL -- THROUGH A WINDOW INSIDE OF A BEAUTIFUL -- [ INHALES SHARPLY ] BEAUTIFUL -- [ INHALES SHARPLY ] [ SHRILL HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] [ INHALES SHARPLY ] [ SHRILL HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] [ Deep voice ] I'VE GOT A [ SHRILL HORROR MUSIC PLAYS ] [ Deep voice ] I'VE GOT A TELEGRAM FOR GUMBALL AND [ Deep voice ] I'VE GOT A TELEGRAM FOR GUMBALL AND DARWIN WATTERSON.
TELEGRAM FOR GUMBALL AND DARWIN WATTERSON.
[ Rapping ] TAKE OUT THE DARWIN WATTERSON.
[ Rapping ] TAKE OUT THE TRASH, IT COULD BE DONE IN A [ Rapping ] TAKE OUT THE TRASH, IT COULD BE DONE IN A FLASH TRASH, IT COULD BE DONE IN A FLASH IF YOU DO THE MATH, YOU COULD FLASH IF YOU DO THE MATH, YOU COULD AVOID YOUR MOM'S WRATH IF YOU DO THE MATH, YOU COULD AVOID YOUR MOM'S WRATH SIGNED, "NICOLE WATTERSON.
" Gumball: WELL, I GUESS WE HAD TO DO IT AT SOME POINT.
[ MONITOR BEEPS ] TO DO IT AT SOME POINT.
[ MONITOR BEEPS ] [ MACHINERY POWERING UP ] [ MONITOR BEEPS ] [ MACHINERY POWERING UP ] [ CRASH! ] THAT'S IT! I'M DELETING MY ELMOREPLUS ACCOUNT! I'M DELETING MY ELMOREPLUS ACCOUNT! OKAY, "ARE YOU SURE?" ACCOUNT! OKAY, "ARE YOU SURE?" YES.
OKAY, "ARE YOU SURE?" YES.
"ARE YOU REALLY SURE?" YES.
"ARE YOU REALLY SURE?" YES.
"ARE YOU REALLY SURE?" YES.
"ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?" YES.
"ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?" YES, I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE! "ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE?" YES, I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE! FOR SECURITY REASONS, PLEASE YES, I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE! FOR SECURITY REASONS, PLEASE ENTER THE WORD IN THE BOX BELOW.
FOR SECURITY REASONS, PLEASE ENTER THE WORD IN THE BOX BELOW.
OKAY, UH [ MONITOR BEEPS ] AHA! JUST CLICK "CONFIRM.
" [ MOUSE CLICKING RAPIDLY ] AHA! JUST CLICK "CONFIRM.
" [ MOUSE CLICKING RAPIDLY ] [ SCREAMS ] [ MOUSE CLICKING RAPIDLY ] [ SCREAMS ] THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN [ SCREAMS ] THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMOREPLUS ACCOUNT! THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMOREPLUS ACCOUNT! [ CREAK! CREAK! ] ELMOREPLUS ACCOUNT! [ CREAK! CREAK! ] HOLD ON.
[ CREAK! CREAK! ] HOLD ON.
[ Strained ] IT'S GOT THOSE HOLD ON.
[ Strained ] IT'S GOT THOSE LITTLE SCREWS IN THE BACK.
[ Strained ] IT'S GOT THOSE LITTLE SCREWS IN THE BACK.
[ GRUNTS ] LITTLE SCREWS IN THE BACK.
[ GRUNTS ] THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN [ GRUNTS ] THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMOREPLUS ACCOUNT! THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMOREPLUS ACCOUNT! HYAH! ELMOREPLUS ACCOUNT! HYAH! [ MACHINERY POWERING UP ] OH, MAN.
RUNNING OUT OF "PROCRASTILATION" IDEAS.
RUNNING OUT OF "PROCRASTILATION" IDEAS.
Darwin: LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE IDEAS.
Darwin: LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT AFTER ALL.
Darwin: LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT AFTER ALL.
[ INHALES DEEPLY, BLOWS ] Gumball: [ CLICKS TONGUE ] Darwin: [ BLOWS RASPBERRY ] Gumball: PBHT! Darwin: [ BLOWS RASPBERRY ] Gumball: PBHT! Darwin: [ BLOWS RASPBERRY ] Gumball: PBHT! Darwin: [ BLOWS RASPBERRY ] [ PLOP! ] Darwin: [ BLOWS RASPBERRY ] [ PLOP! ] [ DING! DING! DING! ] [ PLOP! ] [ DING! DING! DING! ] [ BLOWS RASPBERRY ] [ DING! DING! DING! ] [ BLOWS RASPBERRY ] [ SCRATCH! ] [ BLOWS RASPBERRY ] [ SCRATCH! ] [ DING! DING! DING! DING! ] [ SCRATCH! ] [ DING! DING! DING! DING! ] [ ARM-PIT FART ] [ DING! DING! DING! DING! ] [ ARM-PIT FART ] [ GLASS SQUEAKING RHYTHMICALLY, [ ARM-PIT FART ] [ GLASS SQUEAKING RHYTHMICALLY, STACCATO FARTS ] [ DUCK SQUEAKING RHYTHMICALLY, STACCATO FARTS ] [ AIR HORN BLOWS ] STACCATO FARTS ] [ AIR HORN BLOWS ] [ RHYTHMIC SQUEAKING CONTINUES ] [ AIR HORN BLOWS ] [ RHYTHMIC SQUEAKING CONTINUES ] [ AIR HORN BLOWS ] [ RHYTHMIC SQUEAKING CONTINUES ] [ AIR HORN BLOWS ] [ RHYTHMIC SQUEAKING CONTINUES ] [ AIR HORN BLOWS ] [ RHYTHMIC SQUEAKING CONTINUES ] [ AIR HORN BLOWS ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ DING! ] [ BUZZER ] [ DING! ] [ BUZZER ] [ ARM-PIT FART ] [ BUZZER ] [ ARM-PIT FART ] Gumball: OH, MY GOSH! [ ARM-PIT FART ] Gumball: OH, MY GOSH! IT'S 5:00 P.
M.
! Gumball: OH, MY GOSH! IT'S 5:00 P.
M.
! [ SCREAMING ] IT'S 5:00 P.
M.
! [ SCREAMING ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SCREAMING ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ MONITOR BEEPING ] Mom: DID YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH? Both: MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
TRASH? Both: MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
Mom: GOOD.
Both: MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
Mom: GOOD.
NOW TAKE THE GROCERIES AND PUT Mom: GOOD.
NOW TAKE THE GROCERIES AND PUT THEM AWAY.
NOW TAKE THE GROCERIES AND PUT THEM AWAY.
Darwin: HA.
YEAH.
SURE.
THEM AWAY.
Darwin: HA.
YEAH.
SURE.
[ IMITATING GEARS WHIRRING ] [ IMITATING GEARS WHIRRING ] Darwin: PHEW! [ ENGINE REVVING ] [ GASPS ] WE'RE COOKED! [ ENGINE REVVING ] [ GASPS ] WE'RE COOKED! Gumball: NOT YET.
[ GASPS ] WE'RE COOKED! Gumball: NOT YET.
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ] Gumball: NOT YET.
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] OHH! [ HEROIC MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ FLIES BUZZING ] Dad: UH, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE OF THE SPORTS SECTION, PLEASE? Dad: UH, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE OF THE SPORTS SECTION, PLEASE? Mom: [ SIGHS ] CAN SOMEONE OF THE SPORTS SECTION, PLEASE? Mom: [ SIGHS ] CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS Mom: [ SIGHS ] CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS HAPPENED? PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THIS HAPPENED? Gumball: UHWRONG BAG.
Gumball: [ GAGGING ] OH, MY HEART! OH, IT IS BROKEN! AAH! I'M GOING! OH, MY HEART! OH, IT IS BROKEN! AAH! I'M GOING! [ Strained ] I'M GOING! AAH! I'M GOING! [ Strained ] I'M GOING! AAH! OHH! [ Strained ] I'M GOING! AAH! OHH! THIS IS THE END OF ME! AAH! OHH! THIS IS THE END OF ME! [ GROANING ] THIS IS THE END OF ME! [ GROANING ] AAH! MY HEART! [ GROANING ] AAH! MY HEART! [ GURGLING, BABBLING ] [ ALL SIGH ] [ GURGLING ] All: OHH.
[ GURGLING ] All: OHH.
[ GUMBALL CONTINUES GURGLING ] All: OHH.
[ GUMBALL CONTINUES GURGLING ] Dad: [ WHIMPERING ] [ GUMBALL CONTINUES GURGLING ] Dad: [ WHIMPERING ] IS THE BEAST GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? Dad: [ WHIMPERING ] IS THE BEAST GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? HE JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED! IS THE BEAST GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? HE JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED! [ WHIMPERING ] HE JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED! [ WHIMPERING ] [ GUMBALL CONTINUES GURGLING ] [ WHIMPERING ] [ GUMBALL CONTINUES GURGLING ] [ DEATH RATTLE ] [ GUMBALL CONTINUES GURGLING ] [ DEATH RATTLE ] Darwin: [ CRYING ] [ DEATH RATTLE ] Darwin: [ CRYING ] WHEN BELLE CAME TO SEE THE Darwin: [ CRYING ] WHEN BELLE CAME TO SEE THE BEAST, SHE REALIZED THAT SHE HAD WHEN BELLE CAME TO SEE THE BEAST, SHE REALIZED THAT SHE HAD LOVED HIM ALL ALONG AND CRIED BEAST, SHE REALIZED THAT SHE HAD LOVED HIM ALL ALONG AND CRIED FOR HER LOST LOVE.
LOVED HIM ALL ALONG AND CRIED FOR HER LOST LOVE.
[ CRYING ] FOR HER LOST LOVE.
[ CRYING ] Gumball: THANKS TO YOUR [ CRYING ] Gumball: THANKS TO YOUR TEARS, BELLE, THE CURSE HAS BEEN Gumball: THANKS TO YOUR TEARS, BELLE, THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED! TEARS, BELLE, THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED! Dad: THEY CALLED HIM A BEAST LIFTED! Dad: THEY CALLED HIM A BEAST BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A BEAST, Dad: THEY CALLED HIM A BEAST BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A BEAST, BUT HER LOVE MADE HIM BEAUTIFUL! BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A BEAST, BUT HER LOVE MADE HIM BEAUTIFUL! YEAH.
BUT HER LOVE MADE HIM BEAUTIFUL! YEAH.
NOW THAT THE FAIRY'S CURSE HAS YEAH.
NOW THAT THE FAIRY'S CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED, WE CAN FINALLY SEAL NOW THAT THE FAIRY'S CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED, WE CAN FINALLY SEAL OUR LOVE BEEN LIFTED, WE CAN FINALLY SEAL OUR LOVE with a kiss.
OUR LOVE with a kiss.
[ HONK! ] with a kiss.
[ HONK! ] [ DRUMROLL ] [ HONK! ] [ DRUMROLL ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ DRUMROLL ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] Gumball: IS THIS REALLY [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] Gumball: IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?! Gumball: IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?! 'CAUSE THERE WAS NO KISS IN HAPPENING?! 'CAUSE THERE WAS NO KISS IN REHEARSALS.
'CAUSE THERE WAS NO KISS IN REHEARSALS.
I KINDA IMPROVISED.
REHEARSALS.
I KINDA IMPROVISED.
Gumball: [ PANTING ] I KINDA IMPROVISED.
Gumball: [ PANTING ] THEN HOW COME WE'RE NOT Gumball: [ PANTING ] THEN HOW COME WE'RE NOT EXPLODING?! THEN HOW COME WE'RE NOT EXPLODING?! WE'RE IN SPACE! EXPLODING?! WE'RE IN SPACE! AND WHY ARE WE ALWAYS IN SPACE WE'RE IN SPACE! AND WHY ARE WE ALWAYS IN SPACE WHEN WE'RE GONNA KISS? AND WHY ARE WE ALWAYS IN SPACE WHEN WE'RE GONNA KISS? ALSO -- WHEN WE'RE GONNA KISS? ALSO -- Come on.
Hurry up.
ALSO -- Come on.
Hurry up.
Everyone's looking.
Come on.
Hurry up.
Everyone's looking.
[ MUSIC STOPS ] Everyone's looking.
[ MUSIC STOPS ] [ COUGHS ] [ MUSIC STOPS ] [ COUGHS ] [ MUSIC RESUMES ] [ COUGHS ] [ MUSIC RESUMES ] THREE, TWO, ONE [ MUSIC RESUMES ] THREE, TWO, ONE Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY ] THREE, TWO, ONE Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY ] [ WHAP! ] Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY ] [ WHAP! ] [ MUSIC STOPS ] [ WHAP! ] [ MUSIC STOPS ] [ SOBBING ] [ MUSIC STOPS ] [ SOBBING ] Darwin: COME ON.
[ SOBBING ] Darwin: COME ON.
I'M SURE IT WASN'T THAT BAD.
Darwin: COME ON.
I'M SURE IT WASN'T THAT BAD.
Gumball: NOT THAT BAD?! I'M SURE IT WASN'T THAT BAD.
Gumball: NOT THAT BAD?! IF I DID THAT IN A CAGE FIGHT, Gumball: NOT THAT BAD?! IF I DID THAT IN A CAGE FIGHT, I'D BE DISQUALIFIED! IF I DID THAT IN A CAGE FIGHT, I'D BE DISQUALIFIED! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'D BE DISQUALIFIED! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! HEY, GUYS.
DON'T PANIC.
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! HEY, GUYS.
DON'T PANIC.
WE DON'T KNOW HOW BAD IT IS YET.
HEY, GUYS.
DON'T PANIC.
WE DON'T KNOW HOW BAD IT IS YET.
COME ON.
TELL ME HOW IT LOOKS.
WE DON'T KNOW HOW BAD IT IS YET.
COME ON.
TELL ME HOW IT LOOKS.
Gumball: [ INHALES SHARPLY ] COME ON.
TELL ME HOW IT LOOKS.
Gumball: [ INHALES SHARPLY ] UH, IT'S A NICE SCAR.
Gumball: [ INHALES SHARPLY ] UH, IT'S A NICE SCAR.
GIVES YOU CHARACTER, LIKE UH, IT'S A NICE SCAR.
GIVES YOU CHARACTER, LIKE ABEAUTIFUL WARLORD OR AN GIVES YOU CHARACTER, LIKE ABEAUTIFUL WARLORD OR AN ADORABLE FRANKENSTEIN -- OR ABEAUTIFUL WARLORD OR AN ADORABLE FRANKENSTEIN -- OR SOMETHING.
ADORABLE FRANKENSTEIN -- OR SOMETHING.
WAIT! I'VE GOT A SCAR?! SOMETHING.
WAIT! I'VE GOT A SCAR?! Darwin: NO, DON'T WORRY.
WAIT! I'VE GOT A SCAR?! Darwin: NO, DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOT A SCAR.
Darwin: NO, DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOT A SCAR.
IT'S MORE OF A CRACK.
IT'S NOT A SCAR.
IT'S MORE OF A CRACK.
WHAT?! HOW BAD IS IT?! IT'S MORE OF A CRACK.
WHAT?! HOW BAD IS IT?! Gumball: OH, NO, IT'S CUTE! WHAT?! HOW BAD IS IT?! Gumball: OH, NO, IT'S CUTE! [ Sweetly ] IT'S LIKE THERE WAS Gumball: OH, NO, IT'S CUTE! [ Sweetly ] IT'S LIKE THERE WAS A TEENY-WEENY REALLY PRETTY [ Sweetly ] IT'S LIKE THERE WAS A TEENY-WEENY REALLY PRETTY EARTHQUAKE IN YOUR FACE.
A TEENY-WEENY REALLY PRETTY EARTHQUAKE IN YOUR FACE.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] EARTHQUAKE IN YOUR FACE.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ] [ GASPS ] [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] [ GASPS ] Gumball: WHAT WAS THAT? [ GASPS ] Gumball: WHAT WAS THAT? NOTHING! Gumball: WHAT WAS THAT? NOTHING! Gumball: OHH, WHAT HAVE I NOTHING! Gumball: OHH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Gumball: OHH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?! [ SIGHS ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DONE?! [ SIGHS ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Darwin: HURTING YOUR HEAD [ SIGHS ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Darwin: HURTING YOUR HEAD MADE HIS HEART HURT, SO HE'S Darwin: HURTING YOUR HEAD MADE HIS HEART HURT, SO HE'S HURTING HIS HEAD WITH YOUR HAND MADE HIS HEART HURT, SO HE'S HURTING HIS HEAD WITH YOUR HAND TO HEAL HIS HEART.
HURTING HIS HEAD WITH YOUR HAND TO HEAL HIS HEART.
[ SIGHS ] LOOK, IF YOU REALLY TO HEAL HIS HEART.
[ SIGHS ] LOOK, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING, JUST HELP [ SIGHS ] LOOK, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING, JUST HELP ME FIX THIS.
WANT TO DO SOMETHING, JUST HELP ME FIX THIS.
Darwin: HMM.
ME FIX THIS.
Darwin: HMM.
WELL, MAYBE IF WE PUT THE ACCENT Darwin: HMM.
WELL, MAYBE IF WE PUT THE ACCENT ON YOUR GOOD EYE AND INTEGRATE WELL, MAYBE IF WE PUT THE ACCENT ON YOUR GOOD EYE AND INTEGRATE THE AREA OF DISCONTENT INTO THE ON YOUR GOOD EYE AND INTEGRATE THE AREA OF DISCONTENT INTO THE PIECE AS A WHOLE, NO ONE WILL THE AREA OF DISCONTENT INTO THE PIECE AS A WHOLE, NO ONE WILL NOTICE.
OKAY, PASS ME THE ROUGE.
OKAY, PASS ME THE MASCARA.
FORGET IT.
OKAY, PASS ME THE MASCARA.
FORGET IT.
PASS ME THE PAINT ROLLER.
FORGET IT.
PASS ME THE PAINT ROLLER.
GUYS.
GUYS.
THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TELL MY THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TELL MY DAD.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TELL MY DAD.
Gumball: HEY, SO, UM, YOU DAD.
Gumball: HEY, SO, UM, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WERE LOOKING AT Gumball: HEY, SO, UM, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WERE LOOKING AT YOUR EYE AND THERE WAS THAT -- KNOW WHEN YOU WERE LOOKING AT YOUR EYE AND THERE WAS THAT -- MM -- WHAT WAS THAT? YOUR EYE AND THERE WAS THAT -- MM -- WHAT WAS THAT? DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
MM -- WHAT WAS THAT? DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
Gumball: YOU KNOW, THERE WAS DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
Gumball: YOU KNOW, THERE WAS THAT -- Gumball: YOU KNOW, THERE WAS THAT -- [ BABBLING ] THAT -- [ BABBLING ] I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE [ BABBLING ] I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
Gumball: YOU KNOW.
THE -- TALKING ABOUT.
Gumball: YOU KNOW.
THE -- [ BABBLES ] Gumball: YOU KNOW.
THE -- [ BABBLES ] I REALLY DON'T KNOW -- [ BABBLES ] I REALLY DON'T KNOW -- Darwin: WHAT'S IN THE SHELL, I REALLY DON'T KNOW -- Darwin: WHAT'S IN THE SHELL, WOMAN?! Darwin: WHAT'S IN THE SHELL, WOMAN?! [ SIGHS ] OKAY.
WOMAN?! [ SIGHS ] OKAY.
IT'S THE [ SIGHS ] OKAY.
IT'S THE [ SIGHS ] IT'S THE [ SIGHS ] IT'S THE REAL ME.
[ SIGHS ] IT'S THE REAL ME.
Gumball: GET OUTTA HERE! IT'S THE REAL ME.
Gumball: GET OUTTA HERE! CAN I SEE? Gumball: GET OUTTA HERE! CAN I SEE? NO.
NO ONE CAN SEE.
CAN I SEE? NO.
NO ONE CAN SEE.
MY DAD WOULD GO NUTS.
NO.
NO ONE CAN SEE.
MY DAD WOULD GO NUTS.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY, YOUNG MY DAD WOULD GO NUTS.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY, YOUNG LADY.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY, YOUNG LADY.
[ Laughing ] I AM THE LADY.
[ Laughing ] I AM THE NUTCRACKER! [ Laughing ] I AM THE NUTCRACKER! [ LAUGHS ] NUTCRACKER! [ LAUGHS ] OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
[ LAUGHS ] OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
'CAUSE I CRACKED YOUR SHELL.
OH, THAT'S FUNNY.
'CAUSE I CRACKED YOUR SHELL.
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] 'CAUSE I CRACKED YOUR SHELL.
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] [ SIGHS ] [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] [ SIGHS ] Darwin: [ IMITATES RIM SHOT ] [ SIGHS ] Darwin: [ IMITATES RIM SHOT ] [ TONGUES FLAPPING ] Darwin: [ IMITATES RIM SHOT ] [ TONGUES FLAPPING ] OKAY, I THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH [ TONGUES FLAPPING ] OKAY, I THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH ARGUMENT WARM-UP.
OKAY, I THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH ARGUMENT WARM-UP.
ARE YOU READY TO TELL HER DAD ARGUMENT WARM-UP.
ARE YOU READY TO TELL HER DAD NOW? ARE YOU READY TO TELL HER DAD NOW? [ WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! ] NOW? [ WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! ] Gumball: YEAH, I GUESS IT'S [ WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! ] Gumball: YEAH, I GUESS IT'S TIME.
Gumball: YEAH, I GUESS IT'S TIME.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] TIME.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] NO, I'M STILL TERRIFIED.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] NO, I'M STILL TERRIFIED.
[ TONGUES FLAPPING ] NO, I'M STILL TERRIFIED.
[ TONGUES FLAPPING ] HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! [ TONGUES FLAPPING ] HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! [ GASPS ] HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! [ GASPS ] PENNY, WHERE WERE YOU? [ GASPS ] PENNY, WHERE WERE YOU? WE WERE WORRIED SICK! PENNY, WHERE WERE YOU? WE WERE WORRIED SICK! Gumball: MR.
FITZGERALD! WE WERE WORRIED SICK! Gumball: MR.
FITZGERALD! CAN I CALL YOU ROB? Gumball: MR.
FITZGERALD! CAN I CALL YOU ROB? NO.
CAN I CALL YOU ROB? NO.
Gumball: CAN I CALL YOU NO.
Gumball: CAN I CALL YOU BOBBY? Gumball: CAN I CALL YOU BOBBY? [ GROWLS ] BOBBY? [ GROWLS ] Gumball: BOBERT? THE BEBOP? [ GROWLS ] Gumball: BOBERT? THE BEBOP? BERTRO? BOBZILLA? Gumball: BOBERT? THE BEBOP? BERTRO? BOBZILLA? NO WAIT! TREBOR! BERTRO? BOBZILLA? NO WAIT! TREBOR! [ CHUCKLES ] NO WAIT! TREBOR! [ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S ROBERT BACKWARDS.
[ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S ROBERT BACKWARDS.
MY NAME IS PATRICK.
THAT'S ROBERT BACKWARDS.
MY NAME IS PATRICK.
OKAY, DAD.
MY NAME IS PATRICK.
OKAY, DAD.
[ SIGHS ] OKAY, DAD.
[ SIGHS ] BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, DON'T [ SIGHS ] BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, DON'T GET MAD.
BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, DON'T GET MAD.
WHAT THE GET MAD.
WHAT THE WHAT HAPPENED?! WHAT THE WHAT HAPPENED?! WERE YOU INVOLVED IN THIS? WHAT HAPPENED?! WERE YOU INVOLVED IN THIS? Darwin: I WOULDN'T SAY WERE YOU INVOLVED IN THIS? Darwin: I WOULDN'T SAY INVOLVED -- MORE LIKE DIRECTLY Darwin: I WOULDN'T SAY INVOLVED -- MORE LIKE DIRECTLY RESPONSI-- AAH! INVOLVED -- MORE LIKE DIRECTLY RESPONSI-- AAH! Gumball: I DON'T SEE THE RESPONSI-- AAH! Gumball: I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM.
Gumball: I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM.
I MEAN WHAT'S INSIDE THAT SHELL PROBLEM.
I MEAN WHAT'S INSIDE THAT SHELL THAT'S SO SCARY? I MEAN WHAT'S INSIDE THAT SHELL THAT'S SO SCARY? SOMETHING UNSTABLE AND THAT'S SO SCARY? SOMETHING UNSTABLE AND DANGEROUS, AND WE NEED TO FIX SOMETHING UNSTABLE AND DANGEROUS, AND WE NEED TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW! DANGEROUS, AND WE NEED TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW! Gumball: HEY! THIS RIGHT NOW! Gumball: HEY! WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO BE Gumball: HEY! WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO BE FIXED? WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO BE FIXED? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, FIXED? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, PENNY.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, PENNY.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PENNY.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MESSING WITH! AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MESSING WITH! Gumball: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?! MESSING WITH! Gumball: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?! HE'S RIGHT, DAD.
Gumball: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?! HE'S RIGHT, DAD.
EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY HAS SPENT HE'S RIGHT, DAD.
EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY HAS SPENT THEIR WHOLE LIVES HIDING FROM EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY HAS SPENT THEIR WHOLE LIVES HIDING FROM THEMSELVES.
THEIR WHOLE LIVES HIDING FROM THEMSELVES.
PENNY, YOU'RE GROUNDED! THEMSELVES.
PENNY, YOU'RE GROUNDED! UGH! PENNY, YOU'RE GROUNDED! UGH! NOW, LISTEN, YOU.
UGH! NOW, LISTEN, YOU.
PENNY IS MY DAUGHTER, AND I NOW, LISTEN, YOU.
PENNY IS MY DAUGHTER, AND I DECIDE WHAT'S BEST FOR HER! PENNY IS MY DAUGHTER, AND I DECIDE WHAT'S BEST FOR HER! Gumball: WHAT?! DECIDE WHAT'S BEST FOR HER! Gumball: WHAT?! SO BEST IS NOT BEING HERSELF?! Gumball: WHAT?! SO BEST IS NOT BEING HERSELF?! Darwin: [ GRUNTING ] SO BEST IS NOT BEING HERSELF?! Darwin: [ GRUNTING ] Gumball: HEY, PATRICK, COME Darwin: [ GRUNTING ] Gumball: HEY, PATRICK, COME ON! Gumball: HEY, PATRICK, COME ON! PAT! ON! PAT! PATMAN! PAT! PATMAN! PATTY-CAKES? PATMAN! PATTY-CAKES? LET'S JUST GO.
PATTY-CAKES? LET'S JUST GO.
[ SILVERWARE CLINKING ] LET'S JUST GO.
[ SILVERWARE CLINKING ] Anais: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS, [ SILVERWARE CLINKING ] Anais: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS, AGAIN? Anais: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS, AGAIN? Mom: BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS AGAIN? Mom: BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS ALWAYS JEALOUS OF WHAT'S ON HIS Mom: BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS ALWAYS JEALOUS OF WHAT'S ON HIS NEIGHBOR'S PLATE.
ALWAYS JEALOUS OF WHAT'S ON HIS NEIGHBOR'S PLATE.
Anais: WHY DO WE ALL HAVE TO NEIGHBOR'S PLATE.
Anais: WHY DO WE ALL HAVE TO DO IT? Anais: WHY DO WE ALL HAVE TO DO IT? Mom: BECAUSE HE ALWAYS CRIES DO IT? Mom: BECAUSE HE ALWAYS CRIES WHEN HE'S THE FIRST ONE TO Mom: BECAUSE HE ALWAYS CRIES WHEN HE'S THE FIRST ONE TO FINISH.
WHEN HE'S THE FIRST ONE TO FINISH.
Dad: NICOLE! FINISH.
Dad: NICOLE! OPERATION GREENER GRASS HAS Dad: NICOLE! OPERATION GREENER GRASS HAS FAILED! OPERATION GREENER GRASS HAS FAILED! THE CHAIN IS COMPROMISED! FAILED! THE CHAIN IS COMPROMISED! WE ARE LOSING CALORIES! THE CHAIN IS COMPROMISED! WE ARE LOSING CALORIES! REPEAT, WE ARE LOSING CALORIES! WE ARE LOSING CALORIES! REPEAT, WE ARE LOSING CALORIES! Mom: WHAT'S WRONG, GUMBALL, REPEAT, WE ARE LOSING CALORIES! Mom: WHAT'S WRONG, GUMBALL, HONEY? Mom: WHAT'S WRONG, GUMBALL, HONEY? DON'T YOU LIKE DARWIN'S DINNER? HONEY? DON'T YOU LIKE DARWIN'S DINNER? Gumball: I DON'T WANT TO TALK DON'T YOU LIKE DARWIN'S DINNER? Gumball: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Gumball: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Darwin: GUMBALL HEADBUTTED ABOUT IT.
Darwin: GUMBALL HEADBUTTED PENNY AND NOW HE'S NEVER ALLOWED Darwin: GUMBALL HEADBUTTED PENNY AND NOW HE'S NEVER ALLOWED TO SEE HER AGAIN.
PENNY AND NOW HE'S NEVER ALLOWED TO SEE HER AGAIN.
Gumball: I MEANT I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN.
Gumball: I MEANT I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Gumball: I MEANT I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Dad: AW.
COME HERE.
Gumball: [ SIGHS ] Mom: ARE YOU OKAY, HONEY? YOU'VE HAD NOTHING TO EAT.
Mom: ARE YOU OKAY, HONEY? YOU'VE HAD NOTHING TO EAT.
Gumball: PBHT! YOU'VE HAD NOTHING TO EAT.
Gumball: PBHT! DON'T WORRY, MOM.
Gumball: PBHT! DON'T WORRY, MOM.
I'M A BIG BOY.
I'LL BE FINE.
DON'T WORRY, MOM.
I'M A BIG BOY.
I'LL BE FINE.
[ DOOR SHUTS ] I'M A BIG BOY.
I'LL BE FINE.
[ DOOR SHUTS ] [ SOBBING ] [ DOOR SHUTS ] [ SOBBING ] [ KNOCK ON WINDOW ] [ SOBBING ] [ KNOCK ON WINDOW ] PENNY? THANKS.
[ GRUNTS ] GUMBALL, I CAME TO [ GRUNTS ] GUMBALL, I CAME TO HAVE YOU BEEN CRYING? GUMBALL, I CAME TO HAVE YOU BEEN CRYING? Gumball: NO, I JUST HAVE HAVE YOU BEEN CRYING? Gumball: NO, I JUST HAVE REALLY SWEATY EYES.
Gumball: NO, I JUST HAVE REALLY SWEATY EYES.
WAIT.
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
REALLY SWEATY EYES.
WAIT.
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
YEAH, I WAS CRYING.
WAIT.
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
YEAH, I WAS CRYING.
I CAME TO SAY I'M MOVING TO YEAH, I WAS CRYING.
I CAME TO SAY I'M MOVING TO ANOTHER SCHOOL.
I CAME TO SAY I'M MOVING TO ANOTHER SCHOOL.
DAD THINKS IT'S FOR THE BEST.
ANOTHER SCHOOL.
DAD THINKS IT'S FOR THE BEST.
Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! DAD THINKS IT'S FOR THE BEST.
Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! EXCUSE MY FRENCH, PENNY, BUT Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! EXCUSE MY FRENCH, PENNY, BUT THIS IS TOTAL BAGUETTE! EXCUSE MY FRENCH, PENNY, BUT THIS IS TOTAL BAGUETTE! IT IS NOT FOR THE BEST THAT THIS IS TOTAL BAGUETTE! IT IS NOT FOR THE BEST THAT YOU'RE FORBIDDEN TO BE WHO YOU IT IS NOT FOR THE BEST THAT YOU'RE FORBIDDEN TO BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
YOU'RE FORBIDDEN TO BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
[ RUMBLE! ] REALLY ARE.
[ RUMBLE! ] Together: SHH! [ RUMBLE! ] Together: SHH! [ RUMBLE! ] Together: SHH! [ RUMBLE! ] WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? [ RUMBLE! ] WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? Gumball: BE YOURSELF.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? Gumball: BE YOURSELF.
COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL.
Gumball: BE YOURSELF.
COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL.
BUT MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T LIKE COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL.
BUT MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T LIKE THE REAL ME.
BUT MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T LIKE THE REAL ME.
Gumball: THERE'S NO WAY THAT THE REAL ME.
Gumball: THERE'S NO WAY THAT COULD BE TRUE.
Gumball: THERE'S NO WAY THAT COULD BE TRUE.
WHATEVER'S INSIDE, WE CAN DEAL COULD BE TRUE.
WHATEVER'S INSIDE, WE CAN DEAL WITH IT TOGETHER.
WHATEVER'S INSIDE, WE CAN DEAL WITH IT TOGETHER.
TOGETHER? WITH IT TOGETHER.
TOGETHER? Gumball: TOGETHER.
TOGETHER? Gumball: TOGETHER.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT! Gumball: TOGETHER.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M GONNA DO IT! YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M GONNA DO IT! Gumball: THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA DO IT! Gumball: THAT'S IT! BREAK FREE, PENNY! Gumball: THAT'S IT! BREAK FREE, PENNY! OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
BREAK FREE, PENNY! OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
I'M GONNA BEMYSELF! OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
I'M GONNA BEMYSELF! Gumball: [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] I'M GONNA BEMYSELF! Gumball: [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] WHAT THE WHAT? Gumball: [ BREATHING DEEPLY ] WHAT THE WHAT? [ TWINKLE! ] WHAT THE WHAT? [ TWINKLE! ] [ STAMMERS ] [ TWINKLE! ] [ STAMMERS ] YOU LOOK [ STAMMERS ] YOU LOOK Y-YOU LOOK YOU LOOK Y-YOU LOOK WHAT? DO I LOOK BAD? Y-YOU LOOK WHAT? DO I LOOK BAD? Gumball: NO! YOU LOOK, UH WHAT? DO I LOOK BAD? Gumball: NO! YOU LOOK, UH [ Raspy ] I LOOK DISGUSTING, Gumball: NO! YOU LOOK, UH [ Raspy ] I LOOK DISGUSTING, DON'T I?! [ Raspy ] I LOOK DISGUSTING, DON'T I?! Gumball: NO, PENNY, I THINK DON'T I?! Gumball: NO, PENNY, I THINK YOU LOOK -- Gumball: NO, PENNY, I THINK YOU LOOK -- DON'T LOOK AT ME! YOU LOOK -- DON'T LOOK AT ME! [ Deep voice ] I'M A MONSTER! DON'T LOOK AT ME! [ Deep voice ] I'M A MONSTER! [ SQUAWKS ] [ Deep voice ] I'M A MONSTER! [ SQUAWKS ] Gumball: NO, PENNY, WAIT! [ SQUAWKS ] Gumball: NO, PENNY, WAIT! YOU LOOK Gumball: NO, PENNY, WAIT! YOU LOOK EXTRAORDINARY.
YOU LOOK EXTRAORDINARY.
Dad: NO! EXTRAORDINARY.
Dad: NO! IT'S A TRAGIC MISUNDERSTANDING Dad: NO! IT'S A TRAGIC MISUNDERSTANDING THAT COULD'VE BEEN REALLY EASILY IT'S A TRAGIC MISUNDERSTANDING THAT COULD'VE BEEN REALLY EASILY AVOIDED IF HE JUST FINISHED HIS THAT COULD'VE BEEN REALLY EASILY AVOIDED IF HE JUST FINISHED HIS SENTENCE IN TIME! AVOIDED IF HE JUST FINISHED HIS SENTENCE IN TIME! Mom: [ GASPS ] SENTENCE IN TIME! Mom: [ GASPS ] Gumball: PENNY, PLEASE WAIT! Mom: [ GASPS ] Gumball: PENNY, PLEASE WAIT! Mom: GUMBALL! Gumball: PENNY, PLEASE WAIT! Mom: GUMBALL! [ SQUAWKS ] Mom: GUMBALL! [ SQUAWKS ] Gumball: [ Winded ] PENNY! [ SQUAWKS ] Gumball: [ Winded ] PENNY! LET ME FINISH! Gumball: [ Winded ] PENNY! LET ME FINISH! PLEASE STOP RUNNING! LET ME FINISH! PLEASE STOP RUNNING! [ CHUCKLES ] PLEASE STOP RUNNING! [ CHUCKLES ] MY SWEAT MARKS ARE REACHING MY [ CHUCKLES ] MY SWEAT MARKS ARE REACHING MY PANTS.
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] OH, GUMBALL, STOP TRYING.
YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH.
OH, GUMBALL, STOP TRYING.
YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH.
[ Distorted ] HOW COULD ANYONE YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH.
[ Distorted ] HOW COULD ANYONE LOVE THIS?! [ Distorted ] HOW COULD ANYONE LOVE THIS?! [ TIRES SCREECH ] LOVE THIS?! [ TIRES SCREECH ] AAH! HAROLD! DO SOMETHING! [ TIRES SCREECH ] AAH! HAROLD! DO SOMETHING! [ Deep voice ] DON'T WORRY, AAH! HAROLD! DO SOMETHING! [ Deep voice ] DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
[ Deep voice ] DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
I'LL DEAL WITH THIS.
[ SIGHS ] [ Dialing ] HELLO.
IS THAT PEST CONTROL? [ Dialing ] HELLO.
IS THAT PEST CONTROL? YEAH, YEAH, I NEED HELP.
HELLO.
IS THAT PEST CONTROL? YEAH, YEAH, I NEED HELP.
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? YEAH, YEAH, I NEED HELP.
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? KIND OF LIKE AN UGLY COW ON WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? KIND OF LIKE AN UGLY COW ON STEROIDS BUT KIND OF LIKE AN UGLY COW ON STEROIDS BUT UGLIER.
STEROIDS BUT UGLIER.
OHH.
UGLIER.
OHH.
Gumball: PENNY, COME BACK! OHH.
Gumball: PENNY, COME BACK! I'M DISGUSTING! Gumball: PENNY, COME BACK! I'M DISGUSTING! I'M A DISGUSTING PIG! I'M DISGUSTING! I'M A DISGUSTING PIG! [ TIRES SCREECH ] I'M A DISGUSTING PIG! [ TIRES SCREECH ] WHAT THE [ TIRES SCREECH ] WHAT THE YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR SHELL.
WHAT THE YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR SHELL.
Gumball: [ CHUCKLES ] YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR SHELL.
Gumball: [ CHUCKLES ] I KNOW.
Gumball: [ CHUCKLES ] I KNOW.
SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC, RIGHT? I KNOW.
SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC, RIGHT? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC, RIGHT? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU'VE TURNED HER INTO A FREAK.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU'VE TURNED HER INTO A FREAK.
Gumball: A FREAKISHLY YOU'VE TURNED HER INTO A FREAK.
Gumball: A FREAKISHLY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY.
Gumball: A FREAKISHLY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] SHE LOOKS LIKE A PIG [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] SHE LOOKS LIKE A PIG Gumball: TURE [PICTURE] OF SHE LOOKS LIKE A PIG Gumball: TURE [PICTURE] OF BEAUTY.
Gumball: TURE [PICTURE] OF BEAUTY.
[ CHUCKLES ] BEAUTY.
[ CHUCKLES ] ABSOLUTELY.
[ CHUCKLES ] ABSOLUTELY.
YOU TURNED MY DAUGHTER INTO A ABSOLUTELY.
YOU TURNED MY DAUGHTER INTO A MONSTER! YOU TURNED MY DAUGHTER INTO A MONSTER! Gumball: TRUCK MONSTER! Gumball: TRUCK OF PRETTINESS? Gumball: TRUCK OF PRETTINESS? [ SQUAWKS ] OF PRETTINESS? [ SQUAWKS ] GUMBALL, PLEASE TELL MY FATHER [ SQUAWKS ] GUMBALL, PLEASE TELL MY FATHER THAT THE MONSTER HAS GONE TO GUMBALL, PLEASE TELL MY FATHER THAT THE MONSTER HAS GONE TO LIVE IN THE FOREST WITH ALL THE THAT THE MONSTER HAS GONE TO LIVE IN THE FOREST WITH ALL THE OTHER BEASTS.
LIVE IN THE FOREST WITH ALL THE OTHER BEASTS.
[ SQUAWKS ] OTHER BEASTS.
[ SQUAWKS ] Gumball: [ SIGHS ] [ SQUAWKS ] Gumball: [ SIGHS ] WHAT? Gumball: [ SIGHS ] WHAT? Gumball: [ Stupidly ] DUR! WHAT? Gumball: [ Stupidly ] DUR! I WONDER WHY MY DAUGHTER IS Gumball: [ Stupidly ] DUR! I WONDER WHY MY DAUGHTER IS UPSET AFTER I CALLED HER A I WONDER WHY MY DAUGHTER IS UPSET AFTER I CALLED HER A FREAKING PIG MONSTER? UPSET AFTER I CALLED HER A FREAKING PIG MONSTER? [ Normal voice ] NOW, WITH ALL FREAKING PIG MONSTER? [ Normal voice ] NOW, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO [ Normal voice ] NOW, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO SHUT UP! DUE RESPECT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO SHUT UP! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! ASK YOU TO SHUT UP! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! DO YOU REALIZE YOU WERE WRONG? THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! DO YOU REALIZE YOU WERE WRONG? GOOD, BUT DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP DO YOU REALIZE YOU WERE WRONG? GOOD, BUT DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT! GOOD, BUT DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT! PARENTING IS HARD! ABOUT IT! PARENTING IS HARD! NOW POP THE HOOD.
PARENTING IS HARD! NOW POP THE HOOD.
[ SCREAMING ] NOW POP THE HOOD.
[ SCREAMING ] WHOA-HO-HO! OHH! [ SCREAMING ] WHOA-HO-HO! OHH! I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE! WHOA-HO-HO! OHH! I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE! GUMBALL, NO! YOU'LL GET HURT! I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE! GUMBALL, NO! YOU'LL GET HURT! Gumball: AAH! LOOK OUT! AAH! GUMBALL, NO! YOU'LL GET HURT! Gumball: AAH! LOOK OUT! AAH! [ SCREAMING ] UH, PENNY, GO UP, GO UP, GO UP! YOU'RE TOO HEAVY! Gumball: AW, MAN! YOU'RE TOO HEAVY! Gumball: AW, MAN! [ CRASH! ] [ High-pitched ] AAH! [ Continues in deep voice ] AAH! [ CLATTER! ] Gumball: WAIT! [ CRASH! ] Gumball: WAIT! [ CRASH! ] [ SCREAMS ] [ CRASH! ] [ SCREAMS ] GUMBALL, GET OFF.
LET ME GO! [ SCREAMS ] GUMBALL, GET OFF.
LET ME GO! Gumball: [ SCREAMING ] GUMBALL, GET OFF.
LET ME GO! Gumball: [ SCREAMING ] [ HORN BLARES ] Gumball: [ SCREAMING ] [ HORN BLARES ] WHAT DO YOU CARE? [ HORN BLARES ] WHAT DO YOU CARE? I'M NOTHING TO YOU NOW.
WHAT DO YOU CARE? I'M NOTHING TO YOU NOW.
[ HORN BLARES ] I'M NOTHING TO YOU NOW.
[ HORN BLARES ] Gumball: Y-YOU KNOW WHAT? [ HORN BLARES ] Gumball: Y-YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
Gumball: Y-YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME! MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME! YOU HEAR? YOU'RE NOTHING! YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME! YOU HEAR? YOU'RE NOTHING! [ CRIES ] YOU HEAR? YOU'RE NOTHING! [ CRIES ] [ HORN BLARING ] [ CRIES ] [ HORN BLARING ] [ High-pitched ] I KNEW IT! [ HORN BLARING ] [ High-pitched ] I KNEW IT! Gumball: NO, NO, NO! [ High-pitched ] I KNEW IT! Gumball: NO, NO, NO! I JUST SAID THAT SO YOU'D Gumball: NO, NO, NO! I JUST SAID THAT SO YOU'D SHRINK! I JUST SAID THAT SO YOU'D SHRINK! [ SIREN WAILING, TIRES SCREECH ] SHRINK! [ SIREN WAILING, TIRES SCREECH ] PEST CONTROL! OUT OF THE WAY! [ SIREN WAILING, TIRES SCREECH ] PEST CONTROL! OUT OF THE WAY! [ DART FIRES ] PEST CONTROL! OUT OF THE WAY! [ DART FIRES ] [ SNARLS ] [ DART FIRES ] [ SNARLS ] HEY, KID! [ SNARLS ] HEY, KID! GO GET HER.
OUF! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] Mom: STOP! I COMMAND YOU TO ST-- Mom: STOP! I COMMAND YOU TO ST-- [ BABBLES ] I COMMAND YOU TO ST-- [ BABBLES ] OH, CREEPERS.
[ BABBLES ] OH, CREEPERS.
I AM SO SORRY, MADAM.
OH, CREEPERS.
I AM SO SORRY, MADAM.
Mom: [ Slurring ] HOW DARE I AM SO SORRY, MADAM.
Mom: [ Slurring ] HOW DARE YOU?! Mom: [ Slurring ] HOW DARE YOU?! YOU SHOT ME! YOU?! YOU SHOT ME! KIDS, HELP ME TEACH THIS GUY A YOU SHOT ME! KIDS, HELP ME TEACH THIS GUY A LESSON.
KIDS, HELP ME TEACH THIS GUY A LESSON.
[ GRUNTING ] LESSON.
[ GRUNTING ] Dad: THAT'S IT, GUM-BELLE! [ GRUNTING ] Dad: THAT'S IT, GUM-BELLE! GO SAVE THE BEAST! Dad: THAT'S IT, GUM-BELLE! GO SAVE THE BEAST! [ WOLF HOWLS ] GO SAVE THE BEAST! [ WOLF HOWLS ] Gumball: PENNY? PENNY? [ SNORTS ] Gumball: YOU KNOW, I-I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU BACK Gumball: YOU KNOW, I-I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU BACK THERE.
TRYING TO PROTECT YOU BACK THERE.
[ Raspy ] YES.
I KNOW.
THERE.
[ Raspy ] YES.
I KNOW.
Gumball: AND YOU KNOW WHY? [ Raspy ] YES.
I KNOW.
Gumball: AND YOU KNOW WHY? YES, I KNOW WHY.
Gumball: AND YOU KNOW WHY? YES, I KNOW WHY.
BUT JUST LOOK AT ME.
YES, I KNOW WHY.
BUT JUST LOOK AT ME.
WHAT WILL YOU THINK WHEN PEOPLE BUT JUST LOOK AT ME.
WHAT WILL YOU THINK WHEN PEOPLE LAUGH AT US? WHAT WILL YOU THINK WHEN PEOPLE LAUGH AT US? Gumball: NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU LAUGH AT US? Gumball: NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU KINDA LOOKED LIKE A BIG COCONUT Gumball: NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU KINDA LOOKED LIKE A BIG COCONUT WITH HOLES IN IT BEFORE.
KINDA LOOKED LIKE A BIG COCONUT WITH HOLES IN IT BEFORE.
BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU WITH HOLES IN IT BEFORE.
BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD LOVETHIS?! BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD LOVETHIS?! Gumball: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU COULD LOVETHIS?! Gumball: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU ARE.
ARE.
IT'S JUST HOW YOU FEEL.
IT'S JUST HOW YOU FEEL.
And this is how I feel.
And this is how I feel.
[ GASPS ] [ GASPS ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ TWINKLE! ] [ HEAVENLY VOCALIZING ] Dad: SHE WAS A MONSTER! [ SNIFFLES ] Dad: SHE WAS A MONSTER! [ SNIFFLES ] BUT HE MADE HER BEAUTIFUL [ SNIFFLES ] BUT HE MADE HER BEAUTIFUL [SNIFFLES] WITH HIS LOVE BUT HE MADE HER BEAUTIFUL [SNIFFLES] WITH HIS LOVE [SNIFFLES] LIKE IN THE PLAY, BUT [SNIFFLES] WITH HIS LOVE [SNIFFLES] LIKE IN THE PLAY, BUT BACKWARDS! [SNIFFLES] LIKE IN THE PLAY, BUT BACKWARDS! Anais: YEAH, I KINDA THINK WE BACKWARDS! Anais: YEAH, I KINDA THINK WE ALL GOT THAT, DAD.