The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e11 Episode Script

The Burden; The Bros

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
"APPLY WAX STRIP TO HAIRY AREA, LEAVE FOR A FEW SECONDS, THEN PEEL BACK QUICKLY FOR A AREA, LEAVE FOR A FEW SECONDS, THEN PEEL BACK QUICKLY FOR A SMOOTH AND PAINLESS EXPERIENCE.
" THEN PEEL BACK QUICKLY FOR A SMOOTH AND PAINLESS EXPERIENCE.
" [ SQUISH! SQUISH! .]
SMOOTH AND PAINLESS EXPERIENCE.
" [ SQUISH! SQUISH! .]
THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, MY DARLING.
[ SQUISH! SQUISH! .]
THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, MY DARLING.
AND ALSO BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, MY DARLING.
AND ALSO BECAUSE HELLO?! AND ALSO BECAUSE HELLO?! OH, WELL.
HELLO?! OH, WELL.
I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT OH, WELL.
I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE '70s TO COME BACK INTO I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE '70s TO COME BACK INTO FASHION.
FOR THE '70s TO COME BACK INTO FASHION.
OH.
FASHION.
OH.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING OH.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE? Gumball: LONG ENOUGH FOR THERE? Gumball: LONG ENOUGH FOR CURIOSITY TO TURN INTO REGRET.
Gumball: LONG ENOUGH FOR CURIOSITY TO TURN INTO REGRET.
RIGHT.
CURIOSITY TO TURN INTO REGRET.
RIGHT.
ANY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND? RIGHT.
ANY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND? Gumball: WELL, I WAS GONNA GO ANY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND? Gumball: WELL, I WAS GONNA GO ON A DATE WITH PENNY, BUT MAYBE Gumball: WELL, I WAS GONNA GO ON A DATE WITH PENNY, BUT MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY HOME AND BLEACH ON A DATE WITH PENNY, BUT MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY HOME AND BLEACH MY EYEBALLS.
I'LL JUST STAY HOME AND BLEACH MY EYEBALLS.
WELL, CLEAR YOUR DIARIES, MY EYEBALLS.
WELL, CLEAR YOUR DIARIES, GENTLEMEN! WELL, CLEAR YOUR DIARIES, GENTLEMEN! IT'S YOUR TURN TO LOOK AFTER THE GENTLEMEN! IT'S YOUR TURN TO LOOK AFTER THE SCHOOL HAMSTER, CHRIS MORRIS.
IT'S YOUR TURN TO LOOK AFTER THE SCHOOL HAMSTER, CHRIS MORRIS.
[ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
SCHOOL HAMSTER, CHRIS MORRIS.
[ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
[ HICCUPS .]
[ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
[ HICCUPS .]
[ SILENCE .]
[ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
Gumball: OH, COME ON! THIS HAMSTER'S SO OLD IT SHOULD Gumball: OH, COME ON! THIS HAMSTER'S SO OLD IT SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A MINERAL.
THIS HAMSTER'S SO OLD IT SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A MINERAL.
I DON'T WANT TO BE THE KID BE CLASSIFIED AS A MINERAL.
I DON'T WANT TO BE THE KID RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM WHEN HE I DON'T WANT TO BE THE KID RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM WHEN HE TURNS INTO DUST.
RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM WHEN HE TURNS INTO DUST.
WELL, I'M AFRAID IT WASN'T A TURNS INTO DUST.
WELL, I'M AFRAID IT WASN'T A REQUEST -- IT'S AN ORDER.
WELL, I'M AFRAID IT WASN'T A REQUEST -- IT'S AN ORDER.
HE'S BEEN IN THIS CAGE SINCE HE REQUEST -- IT'S AN ORDER.
HE'S BEEN IN THIS CAGE SINCE HE WAS BORN SIX LONG YEARS AGO, SO HE'S BEEN IN THIS CAGE SINCE HE WAS BORN SIX LONG YEARS AGO, SO PLEASE TAKE EXTREMELY GOOD -- WAS BORN SIX LONG YEARS AGO, SO PLEASE TAKE EXTREMELY GOOD -- [ SQUEAKS .]
PLEASE TAKE EXTREMELY GOOD -- [ SQUEAKS .]
EXTREMELY GOOD CARE OF HIM.
[ SQUEAKS .]
EXTREMELY GOOD CARE OF HIM.
Gumball: PRINCIPAL BROWN, EXTREMELY GOOD CARE OF HIM.
Gumball: PRINCIPAL BROWN, THERE'S NO WAY -- Gumball: PRINCIPAL BROWN, THERE'S NO WAY -- AHA! JUST A MOMENT.
THERE'S NO WAY -- AHA! JUST A MOMENT.
UH AHA! JUST A MOMENT.
UH [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
UH [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
IT'S 4:00.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
IT'S 4:00.
I'M NOT A PRINCIPAL ANYMORE.
IT'S 4:00.
I'M NOT A PRINCIPAL ANYMORE.
I DON'T CARE.
I'M NOT A PRINCIPAL ANYMORE.
I DON'T CARE.
[ BLAM! .]
I DON'T CARE.
[ BLAM! .]
ROMANCE NOW! [ BLAM! .]
ROMANCE NOW! WHOA! ROMANCE NOW! WHOA! AH! WHOA! AH! RA-DA-DA-DO! AH! RA-DA-DA-DO! [ BABBLES .]
RA-DA-DA-DO! [ BABBLES .]
[ LOWS .]
[ BABBLES .]
[ LOWS .]
[ BABBLES .]
[ LOWS .]
[ BABBLES .]
ERRR! [ BABBLES .]
ERRR! [ SMOOCHING .]
ERRR! [ SMOOCHING .]
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! [ SMOOCHING .]
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! [ SCREECHES .]
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! [ SCREECHES .]
LA-LA! [ SCREECHES .]
LA-LA! Both: AHHHHH! LA-LA! Both: AHHHHH! Gumball: I THINK WE'VE HEARD Both: AHHHHH! Gumball: I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
Gumball: I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
[ SCAMPER! .]
ENOUGH.
[ SCAMPER! .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SQUEAKS .]
[ ALARM CLOCK BUZZES .]
Gumball: MY DATE WITH PENNY! [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: MY DATE WITH PENNY! [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ CRRRRRRREAK! .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ CRRRRRRREAK! .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ CRRRRRRREAK! .]
[ GRUNTS .]
NAH.
[ GRUNTS .]
NAH.
EH NAH.
EH [ HORSE-LIKE SNORT .]
EH [ HORSE-LIKE SNORT .]
AW.
[ HORSE-LIKE SNORT .]
AW.
[ GRUNTS .]
AW.
[ GRUNTS .]
YEAH! [ GRUNTS .]
YEAH! ACTUALLY YEAH! ACTUALLY Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ACTUALLY Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: I'M DOING MY HAIR Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: I'M DOING MY HAIR FOR THE DATE.
Gumball: I'M DOING MY HAIR FOR THE DATE.
Darwin: OH, COOL, WHAT SHOULD FOR THE DATE.
Darwin: OH, COOL, WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? Darwin: OH, COOL, WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I WEAR? Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Darwin: FOR THE DATE.
Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Darwin: FOR THE DATE.
Gumball: DUDE, YOU'RE NOT Darwin: FOR THE DATE.
Gumball: DUDE, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY DATE -- YOU'D BE A Gumball: DUDE, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY DATE -- YOU'D BE A THIRD WHEEL.
COMING TO MY DATE -- YOU'D BE A THIRD WHEEL.
Darwin: YEAH, ON YOUR THIRD WHEEL.
Darwin: YEAH, ON YOUR TRICYCLE! Darwin: YEAH, ON YOUR TRICYCLE! Gumball: NO WAY, MAN! TRICYCLE! Gumball: NO WAY, MAN! Darwin: BUT I GOT NOTHING TO Gumball: NO WAY, MAN! Darwin: BUT I GOT NOTHING TO DO! Darwin: BUT I GOT NOTHING TO DO! Gumball: YOU CAN LOOK AFTER DO! Gumball: YOU CAN LOOK AFTER CHRIS MORRIS.
Gumball: YOU CAN LOOK AFTER CHRIS MORRIS.
Darwin: WHAT? NO! CHRIS MORRIS.
Darwin: WHAT? NO! I GOT STUFF TO DO.
Darwin: WHAT? NO! I GOT STUFF TO DO.
Gumball: YOU JUST SAID YOU I GOT STUFF TO DO.
Gumball: YOU JUST SAID YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO! Gumball: YOU JUST SAID YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO! FINE! I'LL LOOK AFTER HIM, THEN.
HAD NOTHING TO DO! FINE! I'LL LOOK AFTER HIM, THEN.
BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT IF THIS FINE! I'LL LOOK AFTER HIM, THEN.
BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT IF THIS DRAIN-HAIR BURRITO USES HIS LAST BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT IF THIS DRAIN-HAIR BURRITO USES HIS LAST BREATH TO RUIN MY DATE.
DRAIN-HAIR BURRITO USES HIS LAST BREATH TO RUIN MY DATE.
OH, HE'S SO CUTE! BREATH TO RUIN MY DATE.
OH, HE'S SO CUTE! I THINK IT'S SO COOL THAT YOU'RE OH, HE'S SO CUTE! I THINK IT'S SO COOL THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AFTER HIM.
I THINK IT'S SO COOL THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AFTER HIM.
Gumball: YOU DO? LOOKING AFTER HIM.
Gumball: YOU DO? WELL, [SIGHS.]
YOU SEE, THE THING Gumball: YOU DO? WELL, [SIGHS.]
YOU SEE, THE THING YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN ABOUT ME, WELL, [SIGHS.]
YOU SEE, THE THING YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN ABOUT ME, PENNY, IS THAT I'M A STAND-UP YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN ABOUT ME, PENNY, IS THAT I'M A STAND-UP GUY -- THE KIND OF GUY THAT PENNY, IS THAT I'M A STAND-UP GUY -- THE KIND OF GUY THAT TAKES CARE OF SCHOOL PETS GUY -- THE KIND OF GUY THAT TAKES CARE OF SCHOOL PETS WITHOUT BEING ASKED, THE KIND OF TAKES CARE OF SCHOOL PETS WITHOUT BEING ASKED, THE KIND OF GUY WHO WELCOMES WITHOUT BEING ASKED, THE KIND OF GUY WHO WELCOMES RESPONSIBILITY GUY WHO WELCOMES RESPONSIBILITY [ GIGGLES .]
RESPONSIBILITY [ GIGGLES .]
Gumball: THE KIND OF GUY [ GIGGLES .]
Gumball: THE KIND OF GUY YOU'D WANT TO MARRY.
Gumball: THE KIND OF GUY YOU'D WANT TO MARRY.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
EH YOU'D WANT TO MARRY.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
EH Gumball: WHAT? [ INHALES SHARPLY .]
EH Gumball: WHAT? YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? Gumball: WHAT? YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? THEN CHECK OUT THESE DAD SKILLS.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? THEN CHECK OUT THESE DAD SKILLS.
THERE, THERE.
THEN CHECK OUT THESE DAD SKILLS.
THERE, THERE.
I'VE GOT YA LITTLE FELLA.
THERE, THERE.
I'VE GOT YA LITTLE FELLA.
I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU.
I'VE GOT YA LITTLE FELLA.
I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU.
OOH! HE'S SO PATERNAL! I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU.
OOH! HE'S SO PATERNAL! Gumball: HERE, MY SON.
OOH! HE'S SO PATERNAL! Gumball: HERE, MY SON.
I HAVE PROVIDED.
Gumball: HERE, MY SON.
I HAVE PROVIDED.
[ CHOMP! .]
I HAVE PROVIDED.
[ CHOMP! .]
EAT.
[ CHOMP! .]
EAT.
EW! EAT.
EW! Gumball: [ RETCHING .]
EW! Gumball: [ RETCHING .]
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I BELIEVE Gumball: [ RETCHING .]
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I BELIEVE YOU.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I BELIEVE YOU.
MAYBE YOU ARE MARRIAGE MATERIAL.
YOU.
MAYBE YOU ARE MARRIAGE MATERIAL.
Gumball: WELL, PLEASE SEND MAYBE YOU ARE MARRIAGE MATERIAL.
Gumball: WELL, PLEASE SEND YOUR RéSUMé TO MY SECRETAIRE.
Gumball: WELL, PLEASE SEND YOUR RéSUMé TO MY SECRETAIRE.
OH! YOUR RéSUMé TO MY SECRETAIRE.
OH! [ BOTH LAUGH .]
Darwin: "OH, PENNY.
" [ BABBLING MOCKINGLY .]
"OH, NO.
YOU CAN'T COME.
" [ BABBLING MOCKINGLY .]
"OH, NO.
YOU CAN'T COME.
" [ DOOR OPENS, ROMANTIC MUSIC "OH, NO.
YOU CAN'T COME.
" [ DOOR OPENS, ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ DOOR OPENS, ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROANS .]
Gumball: OH, MY GOSH, DUDE! YOU HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH CHRIS MORRIS! YOU HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH CHRIS MORRIS! HE'S THE BEST! CHRIS MORRIS! HE'S THE BEST! I JUST HAD THE MOST AWESOME DATE HE'S THE BEST! I JUST HAD THE MOST AWESOME DATE WITH PENNY, AND HE WAS THE I JUST HAD THE MOST AWESOME DATE WITH PENNY, AND HE WAS THE PERFECT WINGMAN! WITH PENNY, AND HE WAS THE PERFECT WINGMAN! I'M GONNA ASK PRINCIPAL BROWN IF PERFECT WINGMAN! I'M GONNA ASK PRINCIPAL BROWN IF WE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIM NEXT I'M GONNA ASK PRINCIPAL BROWN IF WE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIM NEXT WEEKEND AND THE WEEKEND AFTER WE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIM NEXT WEEKEND AND THE WEEKEND AFTER AND THE WEEKEND AFTER THAT AND WEEKEND AND THE WEEKEND AFTER AND THE WEEKEND AFTER THAT AND THE WEEKEND -- AND THE WEEKEND AFTER THAT AND THE WEEKEND -- Darwin: DUDE! THE WEEKEND -- Darwin: DUDE! I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE Darwin: DUDE! I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE SILENT TREATMENT, BUT IT DOESN'T I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE SILENT TREATMENT, BUT IT DOESN'T WORK IF YOU DON'T NOTICE! SILENT TREATMENT, BUT IT DOESN'T WORK IF YOU DON'T NOTICE! Gumball: JUST TRY HIM.
WORK IF YOU DON'T NOTICE! Gumball: JUST TRY HIM.
TRY CHRIS MORRIS.
Gumball: JUST TRY HIM.
TRY CHRIS MORRIS.
[ DOG BARKING, BIRDS SINGING .]
TRY CHRIS MORRIS.
[ DOG BARKING, BIRDS SINGING .]
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
[ DOG BARKING, BIRDS SINGING .]
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
THINGS HAVE CHANGED.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
THINGS HAVE CHANGED.
IT USED TO JUST BE ME AND HIM THINGS HAVE CHANGED.
IT USED TO JUST BE ME AND HIM VERSUS THE WORLD, BUT NOW ALL HE IT USED TO JUST BE ME AND HIM VERSUS THE WORLD, BUT NOW ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS [Mockingly.]
VERSUS THE WORLD, BUT NOW ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS [Mockingly.]
PENNY.
CARES ABOUT IS [Mockingly.]
PENNY.
I MEAN, OF COURSE I WANT HIM TO PENNY.
I MEAN, OF COURSE I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY.
I MEAN, OF COURSE I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY.
I JUST WISH I COULD BE PART OF BE HAPPY.
I JUST WISH I COULD BE PART OF IT.
I JUST WISH I COULD BE PART OF IT.
AM I BEING TOO POSSESSIVE? IT.
AM I BEING TOO POSSESSIVE? I AM BEING TOO POSSESSIVE.
AM I BEING TOO POSSESSIVE? I AM BEING TOO POSSESSIVE.
DO YOU MIND IF I LIE DOWN? I AM BEING TOO POSSESSIVE.
DO YOU MIND IF I LIE DOWN? I THINK THIS ALL STARTED A LONG DO YOU MIND IF I LIE DOWN? I THINK THIS ALL STARTED A LONG TIME AGO, BACK WHEN I WAS STILL I THINK THIS ALL STARTED A LONG TIME AGO, BACK WHEN I WAS STILL JUST A KID.
TIME AGO, BACK WHEN I WAS STILL JUST A KID.
[ LAUGHS CRAZILY .]
JUST A KID.
[ LAUGHS CRAZILY .]
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO WORRIED! [ LAUGHS CRAZILY .]
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO WORRIED! IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY! I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO WORRIED! IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY! [ LAUGHS CRAZILY .]
IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY! [ LAUGHS CRAZILY .]
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT [ LAUGHS CRAZILY .]
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, YOU SEE? ALONE, YOU SEE? IT'S THE SILENCE, THE TERRIBLE IT'S THE SILENCE, THE TERRIBLE SILENCE.
SILENCE.
YOU DON'T GET TO JUDGE ME, CHRIS MORRIS! YOU DON'T GET TO JUDGE ME, CHRIS MORRIS! YOU'RE NOT ONE OF MY DADS! CHRIS MORRIS! YOU'RE NOT ONE OF MY DADS! [ SOBBING .]
YOU'RE NOT ONE OF MY DADS! [ SOBBING .]
OH, HEY, DARWIN.
[ SOBBING .]
OH, HEY, DARWIN.
Darwin: OH, HI.
OH, HEY, DARWIN.
Darwin: OH, HI.
[ SOBBING .]
Darwin: OH, HI.
[ SOBBING .]
YOU KNOW WHAT, CHRIS MORRIS? [ SOBBING .]
YOU KNOW WHAT, CHRIS MORRIS? I THINK I JUST REALIZED THAT ALL YOU KNOW WHAT, CHRIS MORRIS? I THINK I JUST REALIZED THAT ALL THIS IS COMING FROM MY FEAR OF I THINK I JUST REALIZED THAT ALL THIS IS COMING FROM MY FEAR OF ABANDONMENT.
THIS IS COMING FROM MY FEAR OF ABANDONMENT.
I'M PROJECTING MY ANXIETIES ONTO ABANDONMENT.
I'M PROJECTING MY ANXIETIES ONTO MY BROTHER AND FORGETTING TO I'M PROJECTING MY ANXIETIES ONTO MY BROTHER AND FORGETTING TO ACTUALLY LIVE MY OWN LIFE.
MY BROTHER AND FORGETTING TO ACTUALLY LIVE MY OWN LIFE.
[ SIGHS .]
ACTUALLY LIVE MY OWN LIFE.
[ SIGHS .]
DUDE, THANK YOU.
[ SIGHS .]
DUDE, THANK YOU.
CHRIS MORRIS IS THE BEST! DUDE, THANK YOU.
CHRIS MORRIS IS THE BEST! Gumball: THE BEST, RIGHT?! Gumball: THE BEST, RIGHT?! Darwin: HE'S SUCH A GOOD Darwin: HE'S SUCH A GOOD LISTENER.
LISTENER.
HE REALLY HELPED ME THROUGH SOME HE REALLY HELPED ME THROUGH SOME STUFF.
STUFF.
Gumball: IS THERE NOTHING HE CAN'T DO? Gumball: IS THERE NOTHING HE CAN'T DO? [ BOTH LAUGH .]
CAN'T DO? [ BOTH LAUGH .]
Darwin: I LOVE IT WHEN HE [ BOTH LAUGH .]
Darwin: I LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT! Darwin: I LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT! Gumball: OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE DOES THAT! Gumball: OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH HAPPINESS HE'S BROUGHT Gumball: OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH HAPPINESS HE'S BROUGHT US! HOW MUCH HAPPINESS HE'S BROUGHT US! Darwin: AND TO THINK ALL HIS US! Darwin: AND TO THINK ALL HIS LIFE HE'S BEEN LOCKED UP LIKE Darwin: AND TO THINK ALL HIS LIFE HE'S BEEN LOCKED UP LIKE THIS, STARVED OF AFFECTION LIFE HE'S BEEN LOCKED UP LIKE THIS, STARVED OF AFFECTION Gumball: JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE THIS, STARVED OF AFFECTION Gumball: JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE COULDN'T SEE BEYOND THE LAYERS Gumball: JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE COULDN'T SEE BEYOND THE LAYERS OF OOZING FUR COULDN'T SEE BEYOND THE LAYERS OF OOZING FUR Darwin: THE WEIRD OF OOZING FUR Darwin: THE WEIRD STICKINESS Darwin: THE WEIRD STICKINESS Gumball: THAT PUTRID SMELL STICKINESS Gumball: THAT PUTRID SMELL Darwin: AND THE FACT THAT Gumball: THAT PUTRID SMELL Darwin: AND THE FACT THAT HE'S PROBABLY CONTAGIOUS.
Darwin: AND THE FACT THAT HE'S PROBABLY CONTAGIOUS.
Gumball: [ Crying .]
WE'RE HE'S PROBABLY CONTAGIOUS.
Gumball: [ Crying .]
WE'RE SORRY, CHRIS MORRIS.
Gumball: [ Crying .]
WE'RE SORRY, CHRIS MORRIS.
WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU ALL THE SORRY, CHRIS MORRIS.
WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU ALL THE LOVE YOU DESERVE.
WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU ALL THE LOVE YOU DESERVE.
[ SOBS .]
LOVE YOU DESERVE.
[ SOBS .]
[ SQUISH! .]
[ SOBS .]
[ SQUISH! .]
[ Normal voice .]
WE'D BETTER [ SQUISH! .]
[ Normal voice .]
WE'D BETTER TAKE HIM OUT OF THE CAGE FIRST.
[ Normal voice .]
WE'D BETTER TAKE HIM OUT OF THE CAGE FIRST.
[ CAGE RATTLES, SQUEAKS .]
TAKE HIM OUT OF THE CAGE FIRST.
[ CAGE RATTLES, SQUEAKS .]
LIKE RAIN YOU ARE SO SOFT TO [ CAGE RATTLES, SQUEAKS .]
LIKE RAIN YOU ARE SO SOFT TO TOUCH LIKE RAIN YOU ARE SO SOFT TO TOUCH YOU TREMBLE, AND IT'S ALL TOO TOUCH YOU TREMBLE, AND IT'S ALL TOO MUCH YOU TREMBLE, AND IT'S ALL TOO MUCH AND WE'RE CLOSER THAN MUCH AND WE'RE CLOSER THAN [ DISTORTED BUZZING .]
AND WE'RE CLOSER THAN [ DISTORTED BUZZING .]
SHARING ALL THOSE LITTLE [ DISTORTED BUZZING .]
SHARING ALL THOSE LITTLE THINGS SHARING ALL THOSE LITTLE THINGS THE JOYS THAT ONLY THINGS THE JOYS THAT ONLY [ DISTORTED BUZZING .]
THE JOYS THAT ONLY [ DISTORTED BUZZING .]
CAN BRING [ DISTORTED BUZZING .]
CAN BRING AND WE WASH AWAY THE PAIN OF CAN BRING AND WE WASH AWAY THE PAIN OF [Distorted.]
YESTERDAY AND WE WASH AWAY THE PAIN OF [Distorted.]
YESTERDAY IT'S LOVE IS WHAT [Distorted.]
YESTERDAY IT'S LOVE IS WHAT [ DISTORTED BUZZING .]
IT'S LOVE IS WHAT [ DISTORTED BUZZING .]
TAKE HER WITH [ DISTORTED BUZZING .]
TAKE HER WITH [ BUZZ! .]
TAKE HER WITH [ BUZZ! .]
Gumball: MWAH! [ BUZZ! .]
Gumball: MWAH! Darwin: MWAH! Gumball: MWAH! Darwin: MWAH! Gumball: MWAH! Darwin: MWAH! Gumball: MWAH! [ BUZZ! .]
Gumball: MWAH! [ BUZZ! .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ BUZZ! .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ BUZZ! .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ BUZZ! .]
Darwin: MWAH! [ BUZZ! .]
Darwin: MWAH! [ BUZZ! .]
Darwin: MWAH! [ BUZZ! .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ BUZZ! .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ RAPID BUZZING, SONG SKIPPING .]
Both: AAH! [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: HE'S NOT MOVING! [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: HE'S NOT MOVING! Darwin: DO SOMETHING! Gumball: HE'S NOT MOVING! Darwin: DO SOMETHING! Gumball: I'M GONNA PUT SOME Darwin: DO SOMETHING! Gumball: I'M GONNA PUT SOME WATER ON HIS FACE! Gumball: I'M GONNA PUT SOME WATER ON HIS FACE! AAH! WATER ON HIS FACE! AAH! [ PLOP! .]
AAH! [ PLOP! .]
Dad: AAH! RAT! [ PLOP! .]
Dad: AAH! RAT! [ SCREAMING .]
Dad: AAH! RAT! [ SCREAMING .]
Gumball: DAD, STOP! [ SCREAMING .]
Gumball: DAD, STOP! [ HISS! .]
Gumball: DAD, STOP! [ HISS! .]
AAH! [ HISS! .]
AAH! Darwin: [ GRUNTS .]
AAH! Darwin: [ GRUNTS .]
AAH! Darwin: [ GRUNTS .]
AAH! Gumball: I GOT IT, I GOT IT! AAH! Gumball: I GOT IT, I GOT IT! AAH! Gumball: I GOT IT, I GOT IT! AAH! Darwin: YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR AAH! Darwin: YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE END OF THE CYCLE! Darwin: YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE END OF THE CYCLE! [ BOTH WHIMPERING .]
THE END OF THE CYCLE! [ BOTH WHIMPERING .]
[ DISHWASHER BEEPS .]
[ BOTH WHIMPERING .]
[ DISHWASHER BEEPS .]
Gumball: AAH! [ DISHWASHER BEEPS .]
Gumball: AAH! WE NEED TO GIVE HIM Gumball: AAH! WE NEED TO GIVE HIM MOUTH-TO-MOUTH! WE NEED TO GIVE HIM MOUTH-TO-MOUTH! Darwin: USE THIS MACARONI! MOUTH-TO-MOUTH! Darwin: USE THIS MACARONI! Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
Darwin: USE THIS MACARONI! Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ BLOWS .]
Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ BLOWS .]
[ POP! .]
[ BLOWS .]
[ POP! .]
Darwin: You have some [ POP! .]
Darwin: You have some Chris Morris on your face.
Darwin: You have some Chris Morris on your face.
Gumball: I'M NOT REALLY A Chris Morris on your face.
Gumball: I'M NOT REALLY A VET, BUT I-I DON'T THINK THAT Gumball: I'M NOT REALLY A VET, BUT I-I DON'T THINK THAT WAS CHRIS MORRIS.
VET, BUT I-I DON'T THINK THAT WAS CHRIS MORRIS.
Darwin: YOUREALIZE WHAT WAS CHRIS MORRIS.
Darwin: YOUREALIZE WHAT THAT MEANS? Darwin: YOUREALIZE WHAT THAT MEANS? Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
THAT MEANS? Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
THE REAL CHRIS MORRIS HAS BEEN Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
THE REAL CHRIS MORRIS HAS BEEN AT SCHOOL ALL WEEKEND.
THE REAL CHRIS MORRIS HAS BEEN AT SCHOOL ALL WEEKEND.
[ GASPS .]
AT SCHOOL ALL WEEKEND.
[ GASPS .]
WITH NO FOOD OR WATER! [ GASPS .]
WITH NO FOOD OR WATER! Darwin: YES, BUT IT ALSO WITH NO FOOD OR WATER! Darwin: YES, BUT IT ALSO MEANS THAT WHAT WE'VE BEEN Darwin: YES, BUT IT ALSO MEANS THAT WHAT WE'VE BEEN KISSING ALL DAY WAS IN FACT MEANS THAT WHAT WE'VE BEEN KISSING ALL DAY WAS IN FACT Gumball: DON'T.
KISSING ALL DAY WAS IN FACT Gumball: DON'T.
Darwin: REMEMBER IN BROWN'S Gumball: DON'T.
Darwin: REMEMBER IN BROWN'S OFFICE, AND HE WAS WAXING HIS -- Darwin: REMEMBER IN BROWN'S OFFICE, AND HE WAS WAXING HIS -- Gumball: NO.
OFFICE, AND HE WAS WAXING HIS -- Gumball: NO.
NO! NO! NO!! Gumball: NO.
NO! NO! NO!! [ DOOR RATTLING .]
NO! NO! NO!! [ DOOR RATTLING .]
Darwin: SHOULD WE CALL ROCKY [ DOOR RATTLING .]
Darwin: SHOULD WE CALL ROCKY AND GET HIM TO LET US IN SO WE Darwin: SHOULD WE CALL ROCKY AND GET HIM TO LET US IN SO WE CAN FIND CHRIS MORRIS? AND GET HIM TO LET US IN SO WE CAN FIND CHRIS MORRIS? Gumball: ARE YOU CRAZY, MAN?! CAN FIND CHRIS MORRIS? Gumball: ARE YOU CRAZY, MAN?! WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE LEFT Gumball: ARE YOU CRAZY, MAN?! WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE LEFT AN INFIRM RODENT ALONE ALL WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE LEFT AN INFIRM RODENT ALONE ALL WEEKEND WITH NO FOOD OR WATER.
AN INFIRM RODENT ALONE ALL WEEKEND WITH NO FOOD OR WATER.
PEOPLE HATE ANIMAL CRUELTY.
WEEKEND WITH NO FOOD OR WATER.
PEOPLE HATE ANIMAL CRUELTY.
WE'D GET OUR BUTTS KICKED.
PEOPLE HATE ANIMAL CRUELTY.
WE'D GET OUR BUTTS KICKED.
Darwin: WOULDN'T THAT BE WE'D GET OUR BUTTS KICKED.
Darwin: WOULDN'T THAT BE ANIMAL CRUELTY? Darwin: WOULDN'T THAT BE ANIMAL CRUELTY? Gumball: YEAH, IT'S A VICIOUS ANIMAL CRUELTY? Gumball: YEAH, IT'S A VICIOUS CIRCLE.
Gumball: YEAH, IT'S A VICIOUS CIRCLE.
[ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
CIRCLE.
[ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
Gumball: WE GOT TO GET [ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
Gumball: WE GOT TO GET CHRIS MORRIS BACK IN HIS CAGE Gumball: WE GOT TO GET CHRIS MORRIS BACK IN HIS CAGE BEFORE ANYONE FINDS OUT.
CHRIS MORRIS BACK IN HIS CAGE BEFORE ANYONE FINDS OUT.
[ SQUEAKING .]
Darwin: HOW DO WE GET IN WITHOUT BEING SEEN? Gumball: LEAVE THIS TO ME.
WITHOUT BEING SEEN? Gumball: LEAVE THIS TO ME.
[ SHING! .]
Gumball: LEAVE THIS TO ME.
[ SHING! .]
[ FILM NOIR MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SHING! .]
[ FILM NOIR MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ CLANG! PLOP! .]
[ FILM NOIR MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ CLANG! PLOP! .]
[ CRASH! .]
[ CLANG! PLOP! .]
[ CRASH! .]
[ CLATTER! .]
[ CRASH! .]
[ CLATTER! .]
[ PLOP! .]
[ CLATTER! .]
[ PLOP! .]
[ DOGS BARKING .]
[ PLOP! .]
[ DOGS BARKING .]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ DOGS BARKING .]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GASPS .]
THERE HE IS.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GASPS .]
THERE HE IS.
[ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
[ GASPS .]
THERE HE IS.
[ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
Gumball: I GOT THIS.
[ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
Gumball: I GOT THIS.
[ Singsong voice .]
CHRIS MORRIS.
Gumball: I GOT THIS.
[ Singsong voice .]
CHRIS MORRIS.
COME HERE, LITTLE BUDDY.
[ Singsong voice .]
CHRIS MORRIS.
COME HERE, LITTLE BUDDY.
[ BABBLES .]
COME HERE, LITTLE BUDDY.
[ BABBLES .]
UH, DON'T WORRY, CHRIS MORRIS.
[ BABBLES .]
UH, DON'T WORRY, CHRIS MORRIS.
WE WON'T HURT YOU.
UH, DON'T WORRY, CHRIS MORRIS.
WE WON'T HURT YOU.
JUST DROP YOUR WEAPON.
[ SQUEAKS .]
Gumball: CHRIS MORRIS, NO! Gumball: CHRIS MORRIS, NO! [ FIRE ALARM BLARING .]
WHY, YOU LITTLE [ SQUEAK! .]
Darwin: GET HIM! Gumball: WAIT.
WHAT? WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ADAPT TO HIS SPEED.
Darwin: HOW SLOW WOULD THAT SPEED.
Darwin: HOW SLOW WOULD THAT BE? Darwin: HOW SLOW WOULD THAT BE? Gumball: LIKE '90s-INTERNET BE? Gumball: LIKE '90s-INTERNET SLOW? [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GRINDING, WHIRRING .]
[ GASPS .]
MUST BE SOME KIND OF ALARM MALFUNCTION, BUT WE'D BETTER MUST BE SOME KIND OF ALARM MALFUNCTION, BUT WE'D BETTER TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
MALFUNCTION, BUT WE'D BETTER TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
Gumball: PHEW! TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
Gumball: PHEW! HUH? Gumball: PHEW! HUH? HA! HUH? HA! HMM.
HA! HMM.
Gumball: He's heading for the HMM.
Gumball: He's heading for the science lab.
Gumball: He's heading for the science lab.
[ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
Both: OHH! Gumball: LET'S HEAD HIM OFF AT THE LAB.
Gumball: LET'S HEAD HIM OFF AT THE LAB.
YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE.
AT THE LAB.
YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE.
[ SNIFFING .]
YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE.
[ SNIFFING .]
I CAN SMELL YOU.
[ SNIFFING .]
I CAN SMELL YOU.
Darwin: YEAH, ME TOO.
I CAN SMELL YOU.
Darwin: YEAH, ME TOO.
IT'S KIND OF GASSY.
Darwin: YEAH, ME TOO.
IT'S KIND OF GASSY.
[ GAS HISSING .]
IT'S KIND OF GASSY.
[ GAS HISSING .]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: AAH! JUMP! [ SIGHS .]
JUMP! [ SIGHS .]
OH, SORRY.
WRONG TIMING.
[ SIGHS .]
OH, SORRY.
WRONG TIMING.
[ Echoing .]
CHRIS MORRIS! OH, SORRY.
WRONG TIMING.
[ Echoing .]
CHRIS MORRIS! [ ROARS .]
[ Echoing .]
CHRIS MORRIS! [ ROARS .]
UH, I THINK WE'RE WASTING OUR [ ROARS .]
UH, I THINK WE'RE WASTING OUR TIME HERE.
UH, I THINK WE'RE WASTING OUR TIME HERE.
[ YAWNS .]
TIME HERE.
[ YAWNS .]
Gumball: [ SCREAMING .]
[ YAWNS .]
Gumball: [ SCREAMING .]
HUH? Gumball: [ SCREAMING .]
HUH? OH, WELL.
HUH? OH, WELL.
Gumball: [ SCREAMING .]
OH, WELL.
Gumball: [ SCREAMING .]
OW, OW, OW, OW! Gumball: [ SCREAMING .]
OW, OW, OW, OW! OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! OW, OW, OW, OW! OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! AAH! OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! AAH! OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! AAH! OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! [ SCREAMING .]
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW! [ SCREAMING .]
GOTCHA.
[ SCREAMING .]
GOTCHA.
[ CHOMP! .]
GOTCHA.
[ CHOMP! .]
[ SCREAMS .]
[ CHOMP! .]
[ SCREAMS .]
WHAT WAS THAT? [ SCREAMS .]
WHAT WAS THAT? Gumball: WHERE IS THAT WHAT WAS THAT? Gumball: WHERE IS THAT LITTLE -- Gumball: WHERE IS THAT LITTLE -- Darwin: SHH! LITTLE -- Darwin: SHH! [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
Darwin: SHH! [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
We're gonna get busted, and [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
We're gonna get busted, and they'll throw us in jail for We're gonna get busted, and they'll throw us in jail for animal cruelty.
AH! AW, MUST BE A FALSE ALARM.
THEN LET'S GET BACK TO OUR AW, MUST BE A FALSE ALARM.
THEN LET'S GET BACK TO OUR WEEKEND.
THEN LET'S GET BACK TO OUR WEEKEND.
ROMANCE NOW! WEEKEND.
ROMANCE NOW! M-- ROMANCE NOW! M-- NOT YOU! M-- NOT YOU! [ DOOR CLOSES .]
NOT YOU! [ DOOR CLOSES .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
THANKS, MAN.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
THANKS, MAN.
BUT WHY DID YOU HELP US? [ SQUEAKING .]
Gumball: YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE JUST SAID.
Gumball: YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE JUST SAID.
Darwin: MAYBE HE KNOWS HOW IT WHAT HE JUST SAID.
Darwin: MAYBE HE KNOWS HOW IT FEELS TO BE CAGED AND HE Darwin: MAYBE HE KNOWS HOW IT FEELS TO BE CAGED AND HE WOULDN'T WISH THAT ON ANOTHER FEELS TO BE CAGED AND HE WOULDN'T WISH THAT ON ANOTHER SOUL.
WOULDN'T WISH THAT ON ANOTHER SOUL.
[ WHIMPERS .]
SOUL.
[ WHIMPERS .]
Gumball: THIS IS FOR YOU, Gumball: THIS IS FOR YOU, CHRIS MORRIS.
[ GAGGING .]
CHRIS MORRIS.
[ GAGGING .]
Darwin: NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW [ GAGGING .]
Darwin: NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
Darwin: NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
[ BIRDS SINGING .]
THE DIFFERENCE.
[ BIRDS SINGING .]
[ MYSTICAL FLUTE PLAYS .]
[ SQUEAKING .]
[ FOLK MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SQUEAKING .]
[ FOLK MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SQUEAKING .]
AHH! [ SQUEAKING .]
AHH! Gumball: GOODBYE, AHH! Gumball: GOODBYE, CHRIS MORRIS.
Gumball: GOODBYE, CHRIS MORRIS.
[ SNIFFLES .]
CHRIS MORRIS.
[ SNIFFLES .]
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
[ SNIFFLES .]
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
[ SQUEAKING .]
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
[ SQUEAKING .]
AHH! [ SQUEAKING .]
AHH! [ MUSIC CONTINUES .]
Gumball: OKAY, THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.
Darwin: LET'S GO HOME.
Gumball: WHAT'S YOUR BEST DANCE MOVE? [ SEAT SQUEAKING .]
DANCE MOVE? [ SEAT SQUEAKING .]
Darwin: WHAT'S YOURS? [ SEAT SQUEAKING .]
Darwin: WHAT'S YOURS? Gumball: COSSACK DANCE, BUT Darwin: WHAT'S YOURS? Gumball: COSSACK DANCE, BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH IT.
Gumball: COSSACK DANCE, BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH IT.
Darwin: WHAT? THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH IT.
Darwin: WHAT? Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
Darwin: WHAT? Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
MY TORSO'S TOO SHORT.
Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
MY TORSO'S TOO SHORT.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
MY TORSO'S TOO SHORT.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
Darwin: WHAT'S YOUR BEST [ BOTH LAUGH .]
Darwin: WHAT'S YOUR BEST FACE? Darwin: WHAT'S YOUR BEST FACE? Gumball: UNH! WHAT'S YOURS? FACE? Gumball: UNH! WHAT'S YOURS? Darwin: [ HONKS .]
Gumball: UNH! WHAT'S YOURS? Darwin: [ HONKS .]
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
Darwin: [ HONKS .]
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
THANKS.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
THANKS.
Darwin: AND WHAT'S YOUR BEST THANKS.
Darwin: AND WHAT'S YOUR BEST PARTY TRICK? Darwin: AND WHAT'S YOUR BEST PARTY TRICK? [ WIGGLE! .]
PARTY TRICK? [ WIGGLE! .]
[ GIGGLES .]
[ WIGGLE! .]
[ GIGGLES .]
Gumball: [ Nasal voice .]
OH, [ GIGGLES .]
Gumball: [ Nasal voice .]
OH, BY THE WAY [Normal voice.]
Gumball: [ Nasal voice .]
OH, BY THE WAY [Normal voice.]
THERE'S SOMETHING VERY PERSONAL BY THE WAY [Normal voice.]
THERE'S SOMETHING VERY PERSONAL I'VE WANTED TO ASK YOU.
THERE'S SOMETHING VERY PERSONAL I'VE WANTED TO ASK YOU.
IF YOU HAD TO DO SOMETHING I'VE WANTED TO ASK YOU.
IF YOU HAD TO DO SOMETHING REALLY, REALLY SPECIAL FOR IF YOU HAD TO DO SOMETHING REALLY, REALLY SPECIAL FOR SOMEONE REALLY, REALLY REALLY, REALLY SPECIAL FOR SOMEONE REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT, WHAT WOULD BE THE SOMEONE REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT, WHAT WOULD BE THE BEST PLACE EVER? IMPORTANT, WHAT WOULD BE THE BEST PLACE EVER? Darwin: [ INHALES SHARPLY .]
BEST PLACE EVER? Darwin: [ INHALES SHARPLY .]
IT WOULD BE A LOG CABIN.
Darwin: [ INHALES SHARPLY .]
IT WOULD BE A LOG CABIN.
Gumball: YES! BY A BLUE LAKE! IT WOULD BE A LOG CABIN.
Gumball: YES! BY A BLUE LAKE! Both: AHH! Gumball: YES! BY A BLUE LAKE! Both: AHH! Gumball: AND THERE WOULD BE Both: AHH! Gumball: AND THERE WOULD BE FIREFLIES.
Gumball: AND THERE WOULD BE FIREFLIES.
Darwin: AND MASON JARS.
FIREFLIES.
Darwin: AND MASON JARS.
Both: AHH! Darwin: AND MASON JARS.
Both: AHH! Gumball: WHAT ELSE? Both: AHH! Gumball: WHAT ELSE? Darwin: A FIREPLACE! Gumball: WHAT ELSE? Darwin: A FIREPLACE! Gumball: A BEARSKIN RUG! Darwin: A FIREPLACE! Gumball: A BEARSKIN RUG! Darwin: A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! Gumball: A BEARSKIN RUG! Darwin: A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! Gumball: AND R&B MUSIC! Darwin: A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! Gumball: AND R&B MUSIC! [ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
Gumball: AND R&B MUSIC! [ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
Both: AHH! [ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
Both: AHH! [ BOTH IMITATING R&B MUSIC .]
Gumball: SO, WHO WOULD YOU INVITE? Darwin: NEVER YOU MIND.
INVITE? Darwin: NEVER YOU MIND.
Gumball: OH, COME ON.
Darwin: NEVER YOU MIND.
Gumball: OH, COME ON.
TELL ME.
Gumball: OH, COME ON.
TELL ME.
Darwin: NO.
YOU FIRST.
TELL ME.
Darwin: NO.
YOU FIRST.
Gumball: OH, FINE! Darwin: NO.
YOU FIRST.
Gumball: OH, FINE! [ Singsong voice .]
BUT YOU GOT Gumball: OH, FINE! [ Singsong voice .]
BUT YOU GOT TO SAY YOURS AT THE SAME TIME.
[ Singsong voice .]
BUT YOU GOT TO SAY YOURS AT THE SAME TIME.
ON "THREE.
" ONE, TWO, THREE.
TO SAY YOURS AT THE SAME TIME.
ON "THREE.
" ONE, TWO, THREE.
PENNY! ON "THREE.
" ONE, TWO, THREE.
PENNY! Darwin: YOU! PENNY! Darwin: YOU! Both: WHAT?! Darwin: YOU! Both: WHAT?! [ AIR BRAKES HISS .]
Both: WHAT?! [ AIR BRAKES HISS .]
Darwin: I AM NOT MAKING A [ AIR BRAKES HISS .]
Darwin: I AM NOT MAKING A SCENE! Darwin: I AM NOT MAKING A SCENE! Gumball: OKAY.
SCENE! Gumball: OKAY.
Darwin: AND I'M NOT JEALOUS Gumball: OKAY.
Darwin: AND I'M NOT JEALOUS OF PENNY! Darwin: AND I'M NOT JEALOUS OF PENNY! Gumball: DUDE, DON'T FREAK OF PENNY! Gumball: DUDE, DON'T FREAK OUT.
Gumball: DUDE, DON'T FREAK OUT.
THERE'S ENOUGH SPACE IN MY LIFE OUT.
THERE'S ENOUGH SPACE IN MY LIFE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU.
THERE'S ENOUGH SPACE IN MY LIFE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU.
SHE'S CROWDING US! FOR THE BOTH OF YOU.
SHE'S CROWDING US! SHE'S SUFFOCATING US! SHE'S CROWDING US! SHE'S SUFFOCATING US! SHE'S OPPRESSING US! SHE'S SUFFOCATING US! SHE'S OPPRESSING US! SHE'S SMOTHERING US! SHE'S OPPRESSING US! SHE'S SMOTHERING US! Gumball: OKAY, ENOUGH! SHE'S SMOTHERING US! Gumball: OKAY, ENOUGH! [ POP! POP! .]
Gumball: OKAY, ENOUGH! [ POP! POP! .]
I WANTED YOUR OPINION ON [ POP! POP! .]
I WANTED YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING IMPORTANT, BUT IF IT'S I WANTED YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING IMPORTANT, BUT IF IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS, THEN JUST GO SOMETHING IMPORTANT, BUT IF IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS, THEN JUST GO HOME! GONNA BE LIKE THIS, THEN JUST GO HOME! I NEED TO GO TO THE STORE, HOME! I NEED TO GO TO THE STORE, ANYWAY.
I NEED TO GO TO THE STORE, ANYWAY.
Darwin: [ CRIES .]
ANYWAY.
Darwin: [ CRIES .]
BACK OFF, PENNY FITZGERALD! Darwin: [ CRIES .]
BACK OFF, PENNY FITZGERALD! HE'S MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER BACK OFF, PENNY FITZGERALD! HE'S MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER! HE'S MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER! [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
MOTHER! [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
HMM? [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
HMM? Darwin: I'm gonna dig some HMM? Darwin: I'm gonna dig some dirt on you and expose you as Darwin: I'm gonna dig some dirt on you and expose you as the treacherous bro thief you dirt on you and expose you as the treacherous bro thief you are.
the treacherous bro thief you are.
[ GRUNTS .]
are.
[ GRUNTS .]
OH, HI, DARWIN.
[ GRUNTS .]
OH, HI, DARWIN.
Darwin: AAH! OH, HI, DARWIN.
Darwin: AAH! OH! SORRY.
Darwin: AAH! OH! SORRY.
UH, UH OH! SORRY.
UH, UH [ PANTS .]
UH, UH [ PANTS .]
[ GASPS .]
[ PANTS .]
[ GASPS .]
BYEDARWIN.
[ GASPS .]
BYEDARWIN.
MADE THESE FUNNY FACES AT ME BYEDARWIN.
MADE THESE FUNNY FACES AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE BUS MADE THESE FUNNY FACES AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE BUS AND -- OH, HI, DARWIN.
THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE BUS AND -- OH, HI, DARWIN.
[ GASPS .]
AND -- OH, HI, DARWIN.
[ GASPS .]
Darwin: UGH! [ GASPS .]
Darwin: UGH! [ STAMMERS .]
Darwin: UGH! [ STAMMERS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ STAMMERS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ ALL COUGHING .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ ALL COUGHING .]
BYE, DARWIN.
[ ALL COUGHING .]
BYE, DARWIN.
HERE, SUSSIE.
BYE, DARWIN.
HERE, SUSSIE.
I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE CHICKEN HERE, SUSSIE.
I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE CHICKEN SKINS, SO I SAVED YOU SOME FROM I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE CHICKEN SKINS, SO I SAVED YOU SOME FROM LAST NIGHT'S DINNER.
SKINS, SO I SAVED YOU SOME FROM LAST NIGHT'S DINNER.
SUSSIE LOVES CHICKEN SKINS! LAST NIGHT'S DINNER.
SUSSIE LOVES CHICKEN SKINS! AAAAAAAH! SUSSIE LOVES CHICKEN SKINS! AAAAAAAH! [ FEEDBACK SQUEALING .]
AAAAAAAH! [ FEEDBACK SQUEALING .]
[ SHATTER! .]
[ FEEDBACK SQUEALING .]
[ SHATTER! .]
HI, DARWIN.
[ SHATTER! .]
HI, DARWIN.
Darwin: AAH! HI, DARWIN.
Darwin: AAH! [ GASPS .]
Darwin: AAH! [ GASPS .]
ANDBYE, DARWIN.
[ GASPS .]
ANDBYE, DARWIN.
CHICKENS! ANDBYE, DARWIN.
CHICKENS! [ GASPS .]
CHICKENS! [ GASPS .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ GASPS .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ HUMMING .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ HUMMING .]
[ SQUEALS .]
[ HUMMING .]
[ SQUEALS .]
Darwin: HI, PENNY.
[ SQUEALS .]
Darwin: HI, PENNY.
NICE, UM, DIARY.
Darwin: HI, PENNY.
NICE, UM, DIARY.
HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU COME TO NICE, UM, DIARY.
HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU COME TO LUNCH WITH ME AND GUMBALL.
HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU COME TO LUNCH WITH ME AND GUMBALL.
SEEMS LIKE MAYBE YOU WANT TO LUNCH WITH ME AND GUMBALL.
SEEMS LIKE MAYBE YOU WANT TO TALK, RIGHT? SEEMS LIKE MAYBE YOU WANT TO TALK, RIGHT? RIGHT.
TALK, RIGHT? RIGHT.
[ DING! .]
RIGHT.
[ DING! .]
[ CASE SNAPS .]
[ DING! .]
[ CASE SNAPS .]
Gumball: [ CHUCKLES .]
[ CASE SNAPS .]
Gumball: [ CHUCKLES .]
UH, WHAT WAS THAT? YEAH, I KNOW.
Gumball: [ CHUCKLES .]
UH, WHAT WAS THAT? YEAH, I KNOW.
WE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON.
UH, WHAT WAS THAT? YEAH, I KNOW.
WE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON.
[ CHUCKLES .]
BE MY WIFE! WE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON.
[ CHUCKLES .]
BE MY WIFE! OH, IT'S NOT SPECIAL ENOUGH.
[ CHUCKLES .]
BE MY WIFE! OH, IT'S NOT SPECIAL ENOUGH.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
OH, IT'S NOT SPECIAL ENOUGH.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
LAH! [ Muffled .]
MARRY ME.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
LAH! [ Muffled .]
MARRY ME.
STILL NOT RIGHT.
LAH! [ Muffled .]
MARRY ME.
STILL NOT RIGHT.
[ SIGHS .]
STILL NOT RIGHT.
[ SIGHS .]
[ Normal voice .]
I JUST WANT IT [ SIGHS .]
[ Normal voice .]
I JUST WANT IT TO BE PERFECT.
[ Normal voice .]
I JUST WANT IT TO BE PERFECT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
TO BE PERFECT.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ R&B MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ R&B MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ SIGHS .]
THIS IS PERFECT, [ R&B MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ SIGHS .]
THIS IS PERFECT, GUMBALL.
[ SIGHS .]
THIS IS PERFECT, GUMBALL.
Gumball: NOT QUITE YET, GUMBALL.
Gumball: NOT QUITE YET, SUGAR.
Gumball: NOT QUITE YET, SUGAR.
BUT IT WILL BE SUGAR.
BUT IT WILL BE WHEN YOU SAY YES.
BUT IT WILL BE WHEN YOU SAY YES.
Darwin: WHAT?! WHEN YOU SAY YES.
Darwin: WHAT?! Gumball: AH! Darwin: WHAT?! Gumball: AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! Gumball: AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! I INVITED HIM.
[ SMOOCHES .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! I INVITED HIM.
[ SMOOCHES .]
Darwin: [ GASPS, SMOOCHES .]
I INVITED HIM.
[ SMOOCHES .]
Darwin: [ GASPS, SMOOCHES .]
I DON'T NEED AN INVITE! Darwin: [ GASPS, SMOOCHES .]
I DON'T NEED AN INVITE! Gumball: OKAY.
LOUD.
I DON'T NEED AN INVITE! Gumball: OKAY.
LOUD.
[ SHOES SQUEAKING .]
Gumball: OKAY.
LOUD.
[ SHOES SQUEAKING .]
SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE [ SHOES SQUEAKING .]
SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING, SO THERE'S ONLY TWO SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING, SO THERE'S ONLY TWO PLATES.
COMING, SO THERE'S ONLY TWO PLATES.
OKAY.
PLATES.
OKAY.
CAN I USE MY HAND, AT LEAST? OKAY.
CAN I USE MY HAND, AT LEAST? Darwin: [ HISSES .]
CAN I USE MY HAND, AT LEAST? Darwin: [ HISSES .]
Gumball: NEVER MIND.
Darwin: [ HISSES .]
Gumball: NEVER MIND.
SO, UH, DARWIN, I HOPE YOU Gumball: NEVER MIND.
SO, UH, DARWIN, I HOPE YOU DON'T FEEL THREATENED BY ME, SO, UH, DARWIN, I HOPE YOU DON'T FEEL THREATENED BY ME, DO YOU? DON'T FEEL THREATENED BY ME, DO YOU? Darwin: [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
DO YOU? Darwin: [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
NO.
Darwin: [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
NO.
OKAY, GOOD.
NO.
OKAY, GOOD.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
OKAY, GOOD.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
ENJOY YOUR FOOD.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
ENJOY YOUR FOOD.
Gumball: [ SLURPING .]
ENJOY YOUR FOOD.
Gumball: [ SLURPING .]
[ SLURPING .]
Gumball: [ SLURPING .]
[ SLURPING .]
[ RECORD SLOWS .]
[ SLURPING .]
[ RECORD SLOWS .]
[ PASTA SQUEAKING .]
[ RECORD SLOWS .]
[ PASTA SQUEAKING .]
[ SQUEALING .]
[ PASTA SQUEAKING .]
[ SQUEALING .]
[ ALL SLURPING .]
[ SQUEALING .]
[ ALL SLURPING .]
All: UGH! [ ALL SLURPING .]
All: UGH! Gumball: DUDE, WHAT IS WRONG All: UGH! Gumball: DUDE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Gumball: DUDE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Darwin: NOTHING.
I'M FINE.
WITH YOU?! Darwin: NOTHING.
I'M FINE.
SEE YOU LATER.
Darwin: NOTHING.
I'M FINE.
SEE YOU LATER.
Gumball: WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE SEE YOU LATER.
Gumball: WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE ALO-- Gumball: WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE ALO-- Darwin: [ SMOOCHES .]
ALO-- Darwin: [ SMOOCHES .]
Gumball: NOW THAT WE'RE Darwin: [ SMOOCHES .]
Gumball: NOW THAT WE'RE ALONE, THERE'S SOMETHING I Gumball: NOW THAT WE'RE ALONE, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO ASK YOU.
ALONE, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO ASK YOU.
WHAT IS IT? WANTED TO ASK YOU.
WHAT IS IT? [ SQUEEZE! .]
WHAT IS IT? [ SQUEEZE! .]
Darwin: ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA [ SQUEEZE! .]
Darwin: ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA STAY.
Darwin: ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA STAY.
PBHT! PBHT! STAY.
PBHT! PBHT! OKAY, NOW PICK YOUR TEAMS.
PBHT! PBHT! OKAY, NOW PICK YOUR TEAMS.
[ HORN HONKING .]
OKAY, NOW PICK YOUR TEAMS.
[ HORN HONKING .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ HORN HONKING .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
Darwin: OH.
ME? Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
Darwin: OH.
ME? OH! IN YOUR FACE! Darwin: OH.
ME? OH! IN YOUR FACE! [ GRUNTING .]
OH! IN YOUR FACE! [ GRUNTING .]
WHOO! [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
[ GRUNTING .]
WHOO! [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
[ SLAP! .]
WHOO! [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
[ SLAP! .]
PBHT! [ SLAP! .]
PBHT! Gumball: PENNY! PBHT! Gumball: PENNY! [ SLAP! .]
Gumball: PENNY! [ SLAP! .]
Darwin: WAH! [ SLAP! .]
Darwin: WAH! [ SLAP! .]
Darwin: WAH! [ SLAP! .]
WAH! [ SLAP! .]
WAH! [ SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! .]
WAH! [ SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! .]
AHHHHHHHHH! [ SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! .]
AHHHHHHHHH! [ Chanting .]
DEFENSE! AHHHHHHHHH! [ Chanting .]
DEFENSE! DEFENSE! [ Chanting .]
DEFENSE! DEFENSE! Gumball: DARWIN! DEFENSE! Gumball: DARWIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Gumball: DARWIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Darwin: PLAYING BALL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Darwin: PLAYING BALL! Gumball: SHE'S ON OUR TEAM, Darwin: PLAYING BALL! Gumball: SHE'S ON OUR TEAM, MAN! Gumball: SHE'S ON OUR TEAM, MAN! YOU'RE OUT! MAN! YOU'RE OUT! [ BALL BOUNCING .]
YOU'RE OUT! [ BALL BOUNCING .]
Darwin: FINE! SUIT YOURSELF! [ BALL BOUNCING .]
Darwin: FINE! SUIT YOURSELF! [ SIGHS .]
Darwin: FINE! SUIT YOURSELF! [ SIGHS .]
[ DING! .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ DING! .]
Gumball: [ EXHALES SHARPLY .]
[ DING! .]
Gumball: [ EXHALES SHARPLY .]
PENNY, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED Gumball: [ EXHALES SHARPLY .]
PENNY, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO ASK YOU.
PENNY, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO ASK YOU.
ACTUALLY, THERE'S SOMETHING I TO ASK YOU.
ACTUALLY, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO SAY, AS WELL.
ACTUALLY, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO SAY, AS WELL.
Gumball: I KNOW.
WANTED TO SAY, AS WELL.
Gumball: I KNOW.
I TOTALLY FEEL WHAT YOU FEEL.
Gumball: I KNOW.
I TOTALLY FEEL WHAT YOU FEEL.
LET'S SAY IT AT THE SAME TIME.
I TOTALLY FEEL WHAT YOU FEEL.
LET'S SAY IT AT THE SAME TIME.
ONE, TWO -- LET'S SAY IT AT THE SAME TIME.
ONE, TWO -- WE NEED SOME SPACE.
ONE, TWO -- WE NEED SOME SPACE.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
WE NEED SOME SPACE.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
IT'S JUST, UNTIL YOU GUYS [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
IT'S JUST, UNTIL YOU GUYS WORK IT OUT, I KIND OF FEEL BAD IT'S JUST, UNTIL YOU GUYS WORK IT OUT, I KIND OF FEEL BAD RUINING YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
WORK IT OUT, I KIND OF FEEL BAD RUINING YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
YOU TWO HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL, RUINING YOUR RELATIONSHIP.
YOU TWO HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL, YOU KNOW? YOU TWO HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL, YOU KNOW? Gumball: AAH! YOU KNOW? Gumball: AAH! AAH! Gumball: AAH! AAH! AAAAAAAH! AAH! AAAAAAAH! OH.
AAAAAAAH! OH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Darwin: WHATEVER IT TAKES FOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Darwin: WHATEVER IT TAKES FOR YOU TO STILL LOVE ME.
Darwin: WHATEVER IT TAKES FOR YOU TO STILL LOVE ME.
IS IT WORKING? YOU TO STILL LOVE ME.
IS IT WORKING? Gumball: IF BY "WORKING," YOU IS IT WORKING? Gumball: IF BY "WORKING," YOU MEAN "MAKING ME NAUSEOUS," Gumball: IF BY "WORKING," YOU MEAN "MAKING ME NAUSEOUS," THEN -- [ GAGS .]
MEAN "MAKING ME NAUSEOUS," THEN -- [ GAGS .]
[ Crying .]
BUT IT DOESN'T THEN -- [ GAGS .]
[ Crying .]
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, ANYWAY.
[ Crying .]
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, ANYWAY.
PENNY'S LEFT ME! MATTER, ANYWAY.
PENNY'S LEFT ME! SHE DIDN'T WANT TO COME BETWEEN PENNY'S LEFT ME! SHE DIDN'T WANT TO COME BETWEEN US, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! SHE DIDN'T WANT TO COME BETWEEN US, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! [ SOBS .]
US, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! [ SOBS .]
Darwin: UH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO [ SOBS .]
Darwin: UH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO COME BETWEEN YOU TWO.
Darwin: UH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO COME BETWEEN YOU TWO.
I-I-I JUST WANTED TO SPEND MORE COME BETWEEN YOU TWO.
I-I-I JUST WANTED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU.
I-I-I JUST WANTED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU.
I'M SO SORRY.
TIME WITH YOU.
I'M SO SORRY.
COME HERE.
I'M SO SORRY.
COME HERE.
Gumball: WAIT! COME HERE.
Gumball: WAIT! THIS IS CREEPY.
Gumball: WAIT! THIS IS CREEPY.
[ Crying .]
BUT I NEED A HUG! THIS IS CREEPY.
[ Crying .]
BUT I NEED A HUG! Darwin: THERE, THERE.
[ Crying .]
BUT I NEED A HUG! Darwin: THERE, THERE.
Gumball: IS IT WEIRD THAT I Darwin: THERE, THERE.
Gumball: IS IT WEIRD THAT I LOVE HER SO MUCH, IT MAKES MY Gumball: IS IT WEIRD THAT I LOVE HER SO MUCH, IT MAKES MY EARS SWEAT? LOVE HER SO MUCH, IT MAKES MY EARS SWEAT? Darwin: NO, NO.
EARS SWEAT? Darwin: NO, NO.
Gumball: IS IT WEIRD THAT I Darwin: NO, NO.
Gumball: IS IT WEIRD THAT I THINK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME, Gumball: IS IT WEIRD THAT I THINK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME, EVEN IN THE BATHROOM? THINK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME, EVEN IN THE BATHROOM? Darwin: [ CHUCKLES .]
NO.
EVEN IN THE BATHROOM? Darwin: [ CHUCKLES .]
NO.
Gumball: IS IT WEIRD THAT I Darwin: [ CHUCKLES .]
NO.
Gumball: IS IT WEIRD THAT I BOUGHT A RING AND I WANT TO ASK Gumball: IS IT WEIRD THAT I BOUGHT A RING AND I WANT TO ASK HER TO MARRY ME? BOUGHT A RING AND I WANT TO ASK HER TO MARRY ME? Darwin: WELL, YEAH, THAT'S -- HER TO MARRY ME? Darwin: WELL, YEAH, THAT'S -- THAT'S COMPLETELY WEIRD.
Darwin: WELL, YEAH, THAT'S -- THAT'S COMPLETELY WEIRD.
Gumball: WELL, IT DOESN'T THAT'S COMPLETELY WEIRD.
Gumball: WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW.
Gumball: WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW.
IT'S ALL RUINED.
MATTER NOW.
IT'S ALL RUINED.
Darwin: NO, IT'S NOT.
IT'S ALL RUINED.
Darwin: NO, IT'S NOT.
WHAT IF I COULD GIVE YOU THE Darwin: NO, IT'S NOT.
WHAT IF I COULD GIVE YOU THE PERFECT SETTING, THE PERFECT WHAT IF I COULD GIVE YOU THE PERFECT SETTING, THE PERFECT MOMENT? PERFECT SETTING, THE PERFECT MOMENT? Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MOMENT? Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Darwin: [ IMITATES R&B Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Darwin: [ IMITATES R&B MUSIC .]
Darwin: [ IMITATES R&B MUSIC .]
Gumball: STOP IT.
THAT -- MUSIC .]
Gumball: STOP IT.
THAT -- THAT'S WEIRD.
Gumball: STOP IT.
THAT -- THAT'S WEIRD.
Darwin: COME ON THAT'S WEIRD.
Darwin: COME ON Gumball: [ CHUCKLES .]
Darwin: COME ON Gumball: [ CHUCKLES .]
ALL RIGHT.
Gumball: [ CHUCKLES .]
ALL RIGHT.
Darwin: COME ON, MM-MM ALL RIGHT.
Darwin: COME ON, MM-MM Gumball: HOW YOU GONNA GET A Darwin: COME ON, MM-MM Gumball: HOW YOU GONNA GET A LOG CABIN, THOUGH, OR A LAKE OR Gumball: HOW YOU GONNA GET A LOG CABIN, THOUGH, OR A LAKE OR A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN? LOG CABIN, THOUGH, OR A LAKE OR A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN? AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET HER TO A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN? AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET HER TO COME OVER? AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET HER TO COME OVER? Darwin: COME ON, MM, MM COME OVER? Darwin: COME ON, MM, MM UH, UH Darwin: COME ON, MM, MM UH, UH [ SMOOCHES .]
COME ON UH, UH [ SMOOCHES .]
COME ON [ DOORBELL RINGING .]
[ SMOOCHES .]
COME ON [ DOORBELL RINGING .]
I GOT IT! [ DOORBELL RINGING .]
I GOT IT! HUH? I GOT IT! HUH? ORIGAMI ROSES? HUH? ORIGAMI ROSES? MADE OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
ORIGAMI ROSES? MADE OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
[ DOG BARKING .]
MADE OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
[ DOG BARKING .]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING .]
GUMBALL? GUYS? HELLO? [ SNIFFS .]
ARE YOUR PARENTS AWARE THERE'S A HELLO? [ SNIFFS .]
ARE YOUR PARENTS AWARE THERE'S A LAKE OF ANTIFREEZE IN THEIR ARE YOUR PARENTS AWARE THERE'S A LAKE OF ANTIFREEZE IN THEIR BACKYARD? LAKE OF ANTIFREEZE IN THEIR BACKYARD? THIS STUFF'S REALLY FLAMMABLE, BACKYARD? THIS STUFF'S REALLY FLAMMABLE, YOU KNOW.
THIS STUFF'S REALLY FLAMMABLE, YOU KNOW.
HUH? YOU KNOW.
HUH? [ INSECT SCREAMING .]
HUH? [ INSECT SCREAMING .]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR .]
[ INSECT SCREAMING .]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR .]
[ FAN WHIRRING LOUDLY .]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR .]
[ FAN WHIRRING LOUDLY .]
Gumball: [ SPEAKING [ FAN WHIRRING LOUDLY .]
Gumball: [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
WHAT? INDISTINCTLY .]
WHAT? [ WHIRRING STOPS .]
WHAT? [ WHIRRING STOPS .]
Gumball: AH, PLEASE SIT DOWN.
[ WHIRRING STOPS .]
Gumball: AH, PLEASE SIT DOWN.
[ GASPS .]
WOW.
OKAY.
Gumball: AH, PLEASE SIT DOWN.
[ GASPS .]
WOW.
OKAY.
UH, WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON ROAD [ GASPS .]
WOW.
OKAY.
UH, WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON ROAD KILL? UH, WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON ROAD KILL? Gumball: YOU HAVE MADE ME THE KILL? Gumball: YOU HAVE MADE ME THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
Gumball: YOU HAVE MADE ME THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
GOOD NIGHT.
HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
GOOD NIGHT.
WHAT? GOOD NIGHT.
WHAT? Gumball: Aw, dagnabbit, WHAT? Gumball: Aw, dagnabbit, that's supposed to be the Gumball: Aw, dagnabbit, that's supposed to be the last one.
that's supposed to be the last one.
UH, HOLD ON.
last one.
UH, HOLD ON.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
UH, HOLD ON.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
ROMANTIC DEEP MALE VOICE.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
ROMANTIC DEEP MALE VOICE.
WELCOME TO THE BEST NIGHT OF ROMANTIC DEEP MALE VOICE.
WELCOME TO THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE.
WELCOME TO THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE.
[ SQUEAKS .]
YOUR LIFE.
[ SQUEAKS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ SQUEAKS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
Gumball: MAY I OFFER YOU A [ INHALES SHARPLY .]
Gumball: MAY I OFFER YOU A REFRESHMENT? Gumball: MAY I OFFER YOU A REFRESHMENT? [ LIQUID HISSING, SQUIRTING .]
[ RING PLOPS .]
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
TO US.
[ CHUCKLING DEEPLY .]
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
TO US.
[ CHUCKLING DEEPLY .]
[ CROAKING .]
[ CHUCKLING DEEPLY .]
[ CROAKING .]
CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
[ CROAKING .]
CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
[ HANDS CLAP .]
CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
[ HANDS CLAP .]
CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! [ HANDS CLAP .]
CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! [ HANDS CLAP .]
CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! [ HANDS CLAP .]
Darwin: [ SQUEALS, BLOWS .]
[ HANDS CLAP .]
Darwin: [ SQUEALS, BLOWS .]
[ PIPE GURGLING .]
Darwin: [ SQUEALS, BLOWS .]
[ PIPE GURGLING .]
[ CHOCOLATE SQUIRTING .]
[ PIPE GURGLING .]
[ CHOCOLATE SQUIRTING .]
Gumball: SO, PENNY, THERE'S [ CHOCOLATE SQUIRTING .]
Gumball: SO, PENNY, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING Gumball: SO, PENNY, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU.
SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
TO ASK YOU.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
I-I'M LISTENING.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
I-I'M LISTENING.
Gumball: UHUH I-I'M LISTENING.
Gumball: UHUH OH, STOP WITH THE CARDS.
Gumball: UHUH OH, STOP WITH THE CARDS.
JUST TALK TO ME.
OH, STOP WITH THE CARDS.
JUST TALK TO ME.
Gumball: OKAY.
JUST TALK TO ME.
Gumball: OKAY.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
Gumball: OKAY.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
WILL YOU M-M-M [ INHALES SHARPLY .]
WILL YOU M-M-M WILL YOU M-M-MA WILL YOU M-M-M WILL YOU M-M-MA UGH! WILL YOU M-M-MA UGH! WILL YOU M-M-M UGH! WILL YOU M-M-M Darwin: COME ON, MAN.
WILL YOU M-M-M Darwin: COME ON, MAN.
JUST SAY IT! Darwin: COME ON, MAN.
JUST SAY IT! Gumball: WILL YOU M-M-M JUST SAY IT! Gumball: WILL YOU M-M-M M-M-M Gumball: WILL YOU M-M-M M-M-M Darwin: COME ON! COME ON! M-M-M Darwin: COME ON! COME ON! [ INSECTS SCREECHING .]
Darwin: COME ON! COME ON! [ INSECTS SCREECHING .]
[ EXPLOSIONS .]
[ INSECTS SCREECHING .]
[ EXPLOSIONS .]
AH! OH! [ EXPLOSIONS .]
AH! OH! [ BLOWING .]
AH! OH! [ BLOWING .]
AAH! [ BLOWING .]
AAH! Gumball: M-M-M AAH! Gumball: M-M-M [ GROWLS .]
Gumball: M-M-M [ GROWLS .]
WILL YOU MARRY? [ GROWLS .]
WILL YOU MARRY? WILL YOU MARRY? WILL YOU MARRY? WILL YOU MARRY? [ CHOKING .]
WILL YOU MARRY? [ CHOKING .]
[ GASPING .]
[ CHOKING .]
[ GASPING .]
[ COUGHING .]
[ GASPING .]
[ COUGHING .]
Darwin: [ WHIMPERING .]
[ COUGHING .]
Darwin: [ WHIMPERING .]
[ COUGHS .]
Darwin: [ WHIMPERING .]
[ COUGHS .]
[ GASPS .]
[ COUGHS .]
[ GASPS .]
[ EXPLOSION .]
[ GASPS .]
[ EXPLOSION .]
Gumball: [ STAMMERING .]
[ EXPLOSION .]
Gumball: [ STAMMERING .]
[ CHOKING .]
Gumball: [ STAMMERING .]
[ CHOKING .]
[ HISSING .]
[ CHOKING .]
[ HISSING .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
[ HISSING .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
[ CANNISTER SQUEALING .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
[ CANNISTER SQUEALING .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ CANNISTER SQUEALING .]
[ GRUNTS .]
Gumball: WILL YOU MARRY ME?! [ GRUNTS .]
Gumball: WILL YOU MARRY ME?! [ GAGS .]
Gumball: WILL YOU MARRY ME?! [ GAGS .]
[ SQUEALING INTENSIFIES .]
[ GAGS .]
[ SQUEALING INTENSIFIES .]
[ COUGHS .]
[ SQUEALING INTENSIFIES .]
[ COUGHS .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ COUGHS .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ COUGHING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ COUGHING .]
WHAT DID YOU SAY BACK THERE? [ COUGHING .]
WHAT DID YOU SAY BACK THERE? Gumball: MARRY ME! WHAT DID YOU SAY BACK THERE? Gumball: MARRY ME! OH, GUMBALL, I CAN'T.
Gumball: MARRY ME! OH, GUMBALL, I CAN'T.
Gumball: WHY? OH, GUMBALL, I CAN'T.
Gumball: WHY? WE'RE 12 YEARS OLD.
Gumball: WHY? WE'RE 12 YEARS OLD.
Gumball: AGE DOESN'T MATTER WE'RE 12 YEARS OLD.
Gumball: AGE DOESN'T MATTER WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE.
Gumball: AGE DOESN'T MATTER WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE.
LEGALLY, IT KIND OF DOES.
WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE.
LEGALLY, IT KIND OF DOES.
AND I DON'T THINK DARWIN'S OVER LEGALLY, IT KIND OF DOES.
AND I DON'T THINK DARWIN'S OVER IT YET.
AND I DON'T THINK DARWIN'S OVER IT YET.
Darwin: NO, I'M PERFECTLY IT YET.
Darwin: NO, I'M PERFECTLY FINE WITH IT.
Darwin: NO, I'M PERFECTLY FINE WITH IT.
BESIDES, WE DON'T NEED A RING FINE WITH IT.
BESIDES, WE DON'T NEED A RING TO SHOW WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
BESIDES, WE DON'T NEED A RING TO SHOW WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
Gumball: WHAT DO WE DO WITH TO SHOW WE LOVE EACH OTHER.
Gumball: WHAT DO WE DO WITH IT THEN? Gumball: WHAT DO WE DO WITH IT THEN? I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.
IT THEN? I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.
AND, GUMBALL, DO YOU, IN THE I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.
AND, GUMBALL, DO YOU, IN THE NAME OF THE BRO CODE, "BRO-MISE" AND, GUMBALL, DO YOU, IN THE NAME OF THE BRO CODE, "BRO-MISE" TO ALWAYS LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF NAME OF THE BRO CODE, "BRO-MISE" TO ALWAYS LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR BRO, IN SICKNESS AND IN TO ALWAYS LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR BRO, IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, "BRO-SPERITY" AND YOUR BRO, IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, "BRO-SPERITY" AND "BRO-VERTY"? HEALTH, "BRO-SPERITY" AND "BRO-VERTY"? Gumball: I DO.
"BRO-VERTY"? Gumball: I DO.
YOU MAY NOW HIGH-FIVE THE Gumball: I DO.
YOU MAY NOW HIGH-FIVE THE BRO.
YOU MAY NOW HIGH-FIVE THE BRO.
Both: YEAH! BRO.
Both: YEAH! [ SMOOCHES .]
Both: YEAH! [ SMOOCHES .]
Darwin: [ GIGGLES .]
[ SMOOCHES .]
Darwin: [ GIGGLES .]
[ SMOOCHES .]
Darwin: [ GIGGLES .]
[ SMOOCHES .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ SMOOCHES .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ FIREWORKS EXPLODING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ FIREWORKS EXPLODING .]
[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ SIREN WAILING .]

Previous EpisodeNext Episode