The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e13 Episode Script

The Pizza; The Lie

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ ALL ARGUING .]
All: WORST DAY EVER! [ ALL GRUNT, SCOFF .]
All: WORST DAY EVER! [ ALL GRUNT, SCOFF .]
Mom: RICHARD, IT'S YOUR TURN [ ALL GRUNT, SCOFF .]
Mom: RICHARD, IT'S YOUR TURN TO MAKE DINNER! Mom: RICHARD, IT'S YOUR TURN TO MAKE DINNER! THE ONLY THING I FEEL LIKE TO MAKE DINNER! THE ONLY THING I FEEL LIKE SERVING UP TODAY IS A KNUCKLE THE ONLY THING I FEEL LIKE SERVING UP TODAY IS A KNUCKLE SANDWICH! SERVING UP TODAY IS A KNUCKLE SANDWICH! Dad: GUMBALL, IT'S YOUR TURN SANDWICH! Dad: GUMBALL, IT'S YOUR TURN TO MAKE DINNER! Dad: GUMBALL, IT'S YOUR TURN TO MAKE DINNER! Gumball: WHY?! TO MAKE DINNER! Gumball: WHY?! Dad: BECAUSE I'M TOO ANGRY TO Gumball: WHY?! Dad: BECAUSE I'M TOO ANGRY TO THINK UP A VALID EXCUSE! Dad: BECAUSE I'M TOO ANGRY TO THINK UP A VALID EXCUSE! Gumball: DARWIN, MAKE DINNER! THINK UP A VALID EXCUSE! Gumball: DARWIN, MAKE DINNER! Darwin: WHY ME?! Gumball: DARWIN, MAKE DINNER! Darwin: WHY ME?! Gumball: BECAUSE [HISSES.]
Darwin: WHY ME?! Gumball: BECAUSE [HISSES.]
Darwin: ANAIS -- Gumball: BECAUSE [HISSES.]
Darwin: ANAIS -- Dad: LOOK, WE'VE ALL HAD A Darwin: ANAIS -- Dad: LOOK, WE'VE ALL HAD A DIFFICULT DAY.
Dad: LOOK, WE'VE ALL HAD A DIFFICULT DAY.
WHAT WE NEED IS A BALANCED MEAL DIFFICULT DAY.
WHAT WE NEED IS A BALANCED MEAL WITH MEAT AND VEGETABLES.
WHAT WE NEED IS A BALANCED MEAL WITH MEAT AND VEGETABLES.
I'M THINKING TOMATOES AND HAM WITH MEAT AND VEGETABLES.
I'M THINKING TOMATOES AND HAM SERVED IN A BREAD BASE FOR A I'M THINKING TOMATOES AND HAM SERVED IN A BREAD BASE FOR A SLOW RELEASE OF ENERGY WITH SERVED IN A BREAD BASE FOR A SLOW RELEASE OF ENERGY WITH MELTED CHEESE ON TOP, BECAUSE SLOW RELEASE OF ENERGY WITH MELTED CHEESE ON TOP, BECAUSE DAIRY PRODUCTS ARE GOOD FOR MELTED CHEESE ON TOP, BECAUSE DAIRY PRODUCTS ARE GOOD FOR GROWING CHILDREN'S BONE DAIRY PRODUCTS ARE GOOD FOR GROWING CHILDREN'S BONE STRUCTURE.
GROWING CHILDREN'S BONE STRUCTURE.
IT SHOULD MINIMIZE DISH WASHING STRUCTURE.
IT SHOULD MINIMIZE DISH WASHING AND BE ROUND IN SHAPE, NEGATING IT SHOULD MINIMIZE DISH WASHING AND BE ROUND IN SHAPE, NEGATING ANY SHARP EDGES TO AVOID ORAL AND BE ROUND IN SHAPE, NEGATING ANY SHARP EDGES TO AVOID ORAL INJURIES.
ANY SHARP EDGES TO AVOID ORAL INJURIES.
Together: MMM.
PIZZA.
INJURIES.
Together: MMM.
PIZZA.
Dad: DAGNABIT! Together: MMM.
PIZZA.
Dad: DAGNABIT! I THOUGHT I JUST INVENTED A NEW Dad: DAGNABIT! I THOUGHT I JUST INVENTED A NEW FOOD! I THOUGHT I JUST INVENTED A NEW FOOD! I WAS GONNA CALL IT THE CIRCULAR FOOD! I WAS GONNA CALL IT THE CIRCULAR HALF-SANDWICH WITH STUFF ON IT! I WAS GONNA CALL IT THE CIRCULAR HALF-SANDWICH WITH STUFF ON IT! [ SIGHS .]
HALF-SANDWICH WITH STUFF ON IT! [ SIGHS .]
I GUESS MY GREATEST INVENTION [ SIGHS .]
I GUESS MY GREATEST INVENTION WILL REMAIN THE POTATO STICKS I GUESS MY GREATEST INVENTION WILL REMAIN THE POTATO STICKS FRIED IN OIL.
WILL REMAIN THE POTATO STICKS FRIED IN OIL.
Mom: OKAY, THEN.
FRIED IN OIL.
Mom: OKAY, THEN.
WE'LL GET PIZZA DELIVERED.
Mom: OKAY, THEN.
WE'LL GET PIZZA DELIVERED.
Anais: I THINK YOU'RE STILL A WE'LL GET PIZZA DELIVERED.
Anais: I THINK YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE BIT TENSE, MOM.
Anais: I THINK YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE BIT TENSE, MOM.
YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING FOR LITTLE BIT TENSE, MOM.
YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING FOR A WHILE AND LET DAD DO IT.
YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING FOR A WHILE AND LET DAD DO IT.
Dad: OKAY.
HAVE YOU GOT IT? A WHILE AND LET DAD DO IT.
Dad: OKAY.
HAVE YOU GOT IT? YES, WE HAVE A FAMILY-SIZE Dad: OKAY.
HAVE YOU GOT IT? YES, WE HAVE A FAMILY-SIZE PIZZA WITH 1/5 MARGARITA, 1/5 YES, WE HAVE A FAMILY-SIZE PIZZA WITH 1/5 MARGARITA, 1/5 VEGETARIAN, 1/5 SURF, 1/5 TURF, PIZZA WITH 1/5 MARGARITA, 1/5 VEGETARIAN, 1/5 SURF, 1/5 TURF, AND 1/5 MEGA MEAT.
VEGETARIAN, 1/5 SURF, 1/5 TURF, AND 1/5 MEGA MEAT.
NONE OF THE FIFTHS CAN BE COOKED AND 1/5 MEGA MEAT.
NONE OF THE FIFTHS CAN BE COOKED IN THE SAME OVEN BUT MUST BE AN NONE OF THE FIFTHS CAN BE COOKED IN THE SAME OVEN BUT MUST BE AN IDENTICAL TEMPERATURE ON IN THE SAME OVEN BUT MUST BE AN IDENTICAL TEMPERATURE ON DELIVERY.
IDENTICAL TEMPERATURE ON DELIVERY.
Dad: AND A TOY.
DELIVERY.
Dad: AND A TOY.
I'M SORRY, SIR.
Dad: AND A TOY.
I'M SORRY, SIR.
WE DON'T DO TOYS.
I'M SORRY, SIR.
WE DON'T DO TOYS.
Dad: AND A TOY! WE DON'T DO TOYS.
Dad: AND A TOY! I GUESS I CAN RUN BY THE TOY Dad: AND A TOY! I GUESS I CAN RUN BY THE TOY STORE.
I GUESS I CAN RUN BY THE TOY STORE.
YOUR PIZZA WILL BE THERE IN STORE.
YOUR PIZZA WILL BE THERE IN YOUR PIZZA WILL BE THERE IN [ STOMACH GRUMBLES .]
[ STOMACH GRUMBLES .]
Dad: I DON'T HAVE 45 MINUTES! [ STOMACH GRUMBLES .]
Dad: I DON'T HAVE 45 MINUTES! FASTER! Dad: I DON'T HAVE 45 MINUTES! FASTER! FINE.
IF I SKIP MY BREAK, I FASTER! FINE.
IF I SKIP MY BREAK, I CAN BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR.
FINE.
IF I SKIP MY BREAK, I CAN BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR.
[ STOMACH GRUMBLES .]
CAN BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR.
[ STOMACH GRUMBLES .]
FINE! IF I RUN THE RED LIGHTS, I [ STOMACH GRUMBLES .]
FINE! IF I RUN THE RED LIGHTS, I CAN BE THERE IN 15 MINUTES! FINE! IF I RUN THE RED LIGHTS, I CAN BE THERE IN 15 MINUTES! [ Grumbling .]
OH.
OKAY.
CAN BE THERE IN 15 MINUTES! [ Grumbling .]
OH.
OKAY.
Dad: THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
[ Grumbling .]
OH.
OKAY.
Dad: THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
THAT WILL BE $9.
99.
Dad: THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
THAT WILL BE $9.
99.
AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP? THAT WILL BE $9.
99.
AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP? Dad: I DON'T KNOW.
AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP? Dad: I DON'T KNOW.
DOES IT TASTE GOOD? Dad: I DON'T KNOW.
DOES IT TASTE GOOD? NO, SIR.
DOES IT TASTE GOOD? NO, SIR.
I MEAN, DO YOU WANT TO PAY A NO, SIR.
I MEAN, DO YOU WANT TO PAY A GRATUITY, FOR SERVICE, AND IN I MEAN, DO YOU WANT TO PAY A GRATUITY, FOR SERVICE, AND IN COMPENSATION, FOR THE GRATUITY, FOR SERVICE, AND IN COMPENSATION, FOR THE HALF-HOUR-LONG ORDER YOU JUST COMPENSATION, FOR THE HALF-HOUR-LONG ORDER YOU JUST MADE.
HALF-HOUR-LONG ORDER YOU JUST MADE.
Dad: DO I HAVE A CHOICE? MADE.
Dad: DO I HAVE A CHOICE? ALWAYS, SIR! Dad: DO I HAVE A CHOICE? ALWAYS, SIR! Dad: GREAT! THEN, NO! ALWAYS, SIR! Dad: GREAT! THEN, NO! HA HA! Dad: GREAT! THEN, NO! HA HA! WE'RE GETTING A PIZZA, AND I HA HA! WE'RE GETTING A PIZZA, AND I SAVED US MONEY! WE'RE GETTING A PIZZA, AND I SAVED US MONEY! THIS DAY JUST GOT TWICE AS GOOD.
SAVED US MONEY! THIS DAY JUST GOT TWICE AS GOOD.
[ SIREN WAILING .]
THIS DAY JUST GOT TWICE AS GOOD.
[ SIREN WAILING .]
[ CRASHING .]
[ SIREN WAILING .]
[ CRASHING .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ CRASHING .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
Gumball: UGH! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
Gumball: UGH! THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.
Gumball: UGH! THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.
Mom: BE PATIENT, BOYS.
THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.
Mom: BE PATIENT, BOYS.
IT'S ONLY BEEN 16 MINUTES.
Mom: BE PATIENT, BOYS.
IT'S ONLY BEEN 16 MINUTES.
LET'S TAKE OUR MINDS OFF IT.
IT'S ONLY BEEN 16 MINUTES.
LET'S TAKE OUR MINDS OFF IT.
GOOD EVENING.
LET'S TAKE OUR MINDS OFF IT.
GOOD EVENING.
OUR BIGGEST STORY TODAY IS, OF GOOD EVENING.
OUR BIGGEST STORY TODAY IS, OF COURSE, THE SUDDEN SPIKE IN OUR BIGGEST STORY TODAY IS, OF COURSE, THE SUDDEN SPIKE IN RANDOM AGGRESSION IN ELMORE.
COURSE, THE SUDDEN SPIKE IN RANDOM AGGRESSION IN ELMORE.
TO ILLUSTRATE THE SITUATION, RANDOM AGGRESSION IN ELMORE.
TO ILLUSTRATE THE SITUATION, HERE'S A PIE CHART.
TO ILLUSTRATE THE SITUATION, HERE'S A PIE CHART.
[ STOMACH GRUMBLES .]
HERE'S A PIE CHART.
[ STOMACH GRUMBLES .]
Dad: TURN IT OFF! [ STOMACH GRUMBLES .]
Dad: TURN IT OFF! PIE CHARTS MAKE ME HUNGRY! Dad: TURN IT OFF! PIE CHARTS MAKE ME HUNGRY! [ TV SHUTS OFF .]
PIE CHARTS MAKE ME HUNGRY! [ TV SHUTS OFF .]
Mom: WHY DON'T WE ALL TELL [ TV SHUTS OFF .]
Mom: WHY DON'T WE ALL TELL EACH OTHER ABOUT OUR DAY AND WHY Mom: WHY DON'T WE ALL TELL EACH OTHER ABOUT OUR DAY AND WHY WE GOT UPSET IN THE FIRST PLACE? EACH OTHER ABOUT OUR DAY AND WHY WE GOT UPSET IN THE FIRST PLACE? I'LL GO FIRST.
WE GOT UPSET IN THE FIRST PLACE? I'LL GO FIRST.
I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK WHEN THE I'LL GO FIRST.
I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK WHEN THE CAR BROKE DOWN.
I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK WHEN THE CAR BROKE DOWN.
WELL, DAMAGE IS ONLY CAR BROKE DOWN.
WELL, DAMAGE IS ONLY SUPERFICIAL, SO IT SHOULDN'T WELL, DAMAGE IS ONLY SUPERFICIAL, SO IT SHOULDN'T COST MORE THAN $100.
SUPERFICIAL, SO IT SHOULDN'T COST MORE THAN $100.
Mom: $100?! COST MORE THAN $100.
Mom: $100?! EXCUSE ME?! Mom: $100?! EXCUSE ME?! BETTER MAKE THAT $200.
EXCUSE ME?! BETTER MAKE THAT $200.
Mom: WH-A-A-A-A-A-A?! BETTER MAKE THAT $200.
Mom: WH-A-A-A-A-A-A?! UH, $500? Mom: WH-A-A-A-A-A-A?! UH, $500? Mom: WHAT?! UH, $500? Mom: WHAT?! AAH! Mom: WHAT?! AAH! $750? AAH! $750? Mom: BEFORE I DO WHAT I'M $750? Mom: BEFORE I DO WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO, I WANT YOU TO KNOW Mom: BEFORE I DO WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT.
ABOUT TO DO, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT.
YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB, BUT THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT.
YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO SUFFER FOR WHAT YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO SUFFER FOR WHAT HAPPENED, AND UNFORTUNATELY, SOMEONE HAS TO SUFFER FOR WHAT HAPPENED, AND UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE AROUND.
HAPPENED, AND UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE AROUND.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE AROUND.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
[ Deep voice .]
YOU ARE A WORM! [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
[ Deep voice .]
YOU ARE A WORM! YOU'RE A THIEVING, WORM-FEEDING, [ Deep voice .]
YOU ARE A WORM! YOU'RE A THIEVING, WORM-FEEDING, MONEY-GRUBBING CROOK! YOU'RE A THIEVING, WORM-FEEDING, MONEY-GRUBBING CROOK! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE SQUEEZING MONEY-GRUBBING CROOK! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE SQUEEZING THE VERY LAST CENTS OUT OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE SQUEEZING THE VERY LAST CENTS OUT OF HARDWORKING FAMILIES! THE VERY LAST CENTS OUT OF HARDWORKING FAMILIES! YOU'RE THE REASON ICE CAPS ARE HARDWORKING FAMILIES! YOU'RE THE REASON ICE CAPS ARE MELTING AND BABY POLARS ARE YOU'RE THE REASON ICE CAPS ARE MELTING AND BABY POLARS ARE HOMELESS! MELTING AND BABY POLARS ARE HOMELESS! [ Normal voice .]
AHH.
HOMELESS! [ Normal voice .]
AHH.
I THINK THAT'S ALL THERE WAS.
[ Normal voice .]
AHH.
I THINK THAT'S ALL THERE WAS.
HERE.
I THINK THAT'S ALL THERE WAS.
HERE.
UH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A HERE.
UH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP? UH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP? Mom: SURE.
TIP? Mom: SURE.
A LITTLE EXTRA 12%.
Mom: SURE.
A LITTLE EXTRA 12%.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
A LITTLE EXTRA 12%.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
[ Deep voice .]
YOU'RE A [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
[ Deep voice .]
YOU'RE A WORTHLESS MAGGOT, A POINTLESS [ Deep voice .]
YOU'RE A WORTHLESS MAGGOT, A POINTLESS LITTLE WORTHLESS MAGGOT, A POINTLESS LITTLE [ Normal voice .]
ANYWAY, I FEEL LITTLE [ Normal voice .]
ANYWAY, I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
[ Normal voice .]
ANYWAY, I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
OH.
SORRY.
MUCH BETTER NOW.
OH.
SORRY.
A LITTLE TOO MUCH IN THE MOMENT, OH.
SORRY.
A LITTLE TOO MUCH IN THE MOMENT, THERE.
A LITTLE TOO MUCH IN THE MOMENT, THERE.
Gumball: [ GROANS .]
THERE.
Gumball: [ GROANS .]
WHERE'S THE PIZZA? Gumball: [ GROANS .]
WHERE'S THE PIZZA? I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M BEGINNING TO WHERE'S THE PIZZA? I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M BEGINNING TO DIGEST MYSELF.
I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M BEGINNING TO DIGEST MYSELF.
[ SIREN CHIRPS .]
Dad: [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
[ SIGHS DEEPLY .]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
[ SIGHS DEEPLY .]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
Mom: ALL RIGHT, FINE.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
Mom: ALL RIGHT, FINE.
RICHARD, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? Mom: ALL RIGHT, FINE.
RICHARD, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? Dad: I DON'T WANT TO TALK RICHARD, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? Dad: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Dad: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Mom: RICHARD, YOU OBVIOUSLY ABOUT IT.
Mom: RICHARD, YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT THE ATTENTION.
Mom: RICHARD, YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT THE ATTENTION.
Dad: FINE.
IF YOU ALL INSIST.
COME ON.
INSIST.
Gumball: JUST TELL THE STORY ALREADY! Gumball: JUST TELL THE STORY ALREADY! Dad: ALL RIGHT.
ALREADY! Dad: ALL RIGHT.
SO, I WAS AT THE BURGER JOINT Dad: ALL RIGHT.
SO, I WAS AT THE BURGER JOINT FIVE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS AND SO, I WAS AT THE BURGER JOINT FIVE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS AND THREE COOKIES 'N' CREAM SHAKES.
FIVE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS AND THREE COOKIES 'N' CREAM SHAKES.
SIR, PLEASE! THREE COOKIES 'N' CREAM SHAKES.
SIR, PLEASE! YOU JUST INGESTED 12,000 SIR, PLEASE! YOU JUST INGESTED 12,000 CALORIES AN HOUR AGO! YOU JUST INGESTED 12,000 CALORIES AN HOUR AGO! TO BURN THAT OFF, YOU WOULD CALORIES AN HOUR AGO! TO BURN THAT OFF, YOU WOULD LITERALLY HAVE TO CATCH FIRE.
TO BURN THAT OFF, YOU WOULD LITERALLY HAVE TO CATCH FIRE.
I CAN'T, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, LITERALLY HAVE TO CATCH FIRE.
I CAN'T, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, SERVE YOU ANOTHER MEAL BEFORE I CAN'T, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, SERVE YOU ANOTHER MEAL BEFORE YOU EXERCISE! SERVE YOU ANOTHER MEAL BEFORE YOU EXERCISE! Dad: BUT I DID EXERCISE.
YOU EXERCISE! Dad: BUT I DID EXERCISE.
Sir, I saw you.
Dad: BUT I DID EXERCISE.
Sir, I saw you.
You just walked outside, stared Sir, I saw you.
You just walked outside, stared at your watch for an hour, and You just walked outside, stared at your watch for an hour, and walked straight back in.
at your watch for an hour, and walked straight back in.
Dad: [ SIGHS .]
walked straight back in.
Dad: [ SIGHS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
Dad: [ SIGHS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
SIR, STOP THAT! [ GRUNTING .]
SIR, STOP THAT! SIR, YOU NEED TO LEAVE! SIR, STOP THAT! SIR, YOU NEED TO LEAVE! YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH! SIR, YOU NEED TO LEAVE! YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH! Dad: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH! Dad: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH! Dad: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH! SIR, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK HAD ENOUGH! SIR, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PAY FOR THAT! SIR, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PAY FOR THAT! HEH.
I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S COMPANY YOU TO PAY FOR THAT! HEH.
I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S COMPANY POLICY TO ASK.
HEH.
I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S COMPANY POLICY TO ASK.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP? OKAY.
Darwin: WELL, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT, SO EVEN THOUGH YOU Darwin: WELL, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT, SO EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE VERY CLEARLY IN THE WRONG, ALWAYS RIGHT, SO EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE VERY CLEARLY IN THE WRONG, YOU WERE IN THE RIGHT.
WERE VERY CLEARLY IN THE WRONG, YOU WERE IN THE RIGHT.
Gumball: OH! YOU WERE IN THE RIGHT.
Gumball: OH! WHERE'S THE PIZZA?! Gumball: OH! WHERE'S THE PIZZA?! Darwin: WHAT? WHERE'S THE PIZZA?! Darwin: WHAT? Gumball: I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M Darwin: WHAT? Gumball: I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M STARTING TO HALLUCINATE.
Gumball: I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M STARTING TO HALLUCINATE.
Darwin: I'M SO HUNGRY, I STARTING TO HALLUCINATE.
Darwin: I'M SO HUNGRY, I CAN'T EVEN HALLUCINATE RIGHT.
Darwin: I'M SO HUNGRY, I CAN'T EVEN HALLUCINATE RIGHT.
[ ALL SIGH .]
CAN'T EVEN HALLUCINATE RIGHT.
[ ALL SIGH .]
AAH! AAH! [ ALL SIGH .]
AAH! AAH! [ LAUGHING EVILLY .]
AAH! AAH! [ LAUGHING EVILLY .]
[ MUFFLED EXPLOSION .]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY .]
[ MUFFLED EXPLOSION .]
Gumball: WELL, SINCE THE [ MUFFLED EXPLOSION .]
Gumball: WELL, SINCE THE PIZZA STILL HASN'T ARRIVED, I Gumball: WELL, SINCE THE PIZZA STILL HASN'T ARRIVED, I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU WHY WE'RE PIZZA STILL HASN'T ARRIVED, I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU WHY WE'RE IN SUCH A BAD MOOD.
MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU WHY WE'RE IN SUCH A BAD MOOD.
SO, EARLIER ON, WE WENT TO THE IN SUCH A BAD MOOD.
SO, EARLIER ON, WE WENT TO THE VIDEO STORE SO, EARLIER ON, WE WENT TO THE VIDEO STORE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING, VIDEO STORE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING, DUDE! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING, DUDE! THESE DAYS, THE TRAILERS SHOW DUDE! THESE DAYS, THE TRAILERS SHOW YOU THE WHOLE THING, APART FROM THESE DAYS, THE TRAILERS SHOW YOU THE WHOLE THING, APART FROM THE END CREDITS.
YOU THE WHOLE THING, APART FROM THE END CREDITS.
Darwin: YEAH! WHAT'S THE THE END CREDITS.
Darwin: YEAH! WHAT'S THE POINT OF WATCHING THE MOVIE IF Darwin: YEAH! WHAT'S THE POINT OF WATCHING THE MOVIE IF YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS POINT OF WATCHING THE MOVIE IF YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT? YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT? IT'S LIKE GOING UP TO THIS GUY IN IT? IT'S LIKE GOING UP TO THIS GUY AND SAYING, "OH, YOU KNOW THAT IT'S LIKE GOING UP TO THIS GUY AND SAYING, "OH, YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE WITH THE WIZARD KID UNDER AND SAYING, "OH, YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE WITH THE WIZARD KID UNDER THE STAIRS? MOVIE WITH THE WIZARD KID UNDER THE STAIRS? WELL, AT THE END, THE BEARDED THE STAIRS? WELL, AT THE END, THE BEARDED DUDE GETS ICED BY THE GOTH GUY.
WELL, AT THE END, THE BEARDED DUDE GETS ICED BY THE GOTH GUY.
[ FART NOISE .]
DUDE GETS ICED BY THE GOTH GUY.
[ FART NOISE .]
Anais: OR LIKE THAT ONE WITH [ FART NOISE .]
Anais: OR LIKE THAT ONE WITH THE ASTHMATIC ROBOT WHO TURNS Anais: OR LIKE THAT ONE WITH THE ASTHMATIC ROBOT WHO TURNS OUT TO BE THE LASER SAMURAI'S THE ASTHMATIC ROBOT WHO TURNS OUT TO BE THE LASER SAMURAI'S DAD.
OUT TO BE THE LASER SAMURAI'S DAD.
AAH! DAD.
AAH! [ CRYING .]
AAH! [ CRYING .]
Gumball: YEAH! OR AT THE END [ CRYING .]
Gumball: YEAH! OR AT THE END OF "THE PLANET OF THE MONKEYS" Gumball: YEAH! OR AT THE END OF "THE PLANET OF THE MONKEYS" WHEN WE REALIZED THAT IT WAS OF "THE PLANET OF THE MONKEYS" WHEN WE REALIZED THAT IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG.
WHEN WE REALIZED THAT IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG.
YOU MANIACS! EARTH ALL ALONG.
YOU MANIACS! GOSH DARN YOU! YOU MANIACS! GOSH DARN YOU! [ GRUNTING .]
GOSH DARN YOU! [ GRUNTING .]
GUYS, PLEASE, YOU'RE KILLING [ GRUNTING .]
GUYS, PLEASE, YOU'RE KILLING MY BUSINESS HERE.
GUYS, PLEASE, YOU'RE KILLING MY BUSINESS HERE.
Gumball: DUDE, THERE'S NO ONE MY BUSINESS HERE.
Gumball: DUDE, THERE'S NO ONE HERE.
Gumball: DUDE, THERE'S NO ONE HERE.
Anais: YOU NEED TO RETHINK HERE.
Anais: YOU NEED TO RETHINK YOUR FINANCIAL MODEL.
Anais: YOU NEED TO RETHINK YOUR FINANCIAL MODEL.
NO ONE RENTS DVDs ANYMORE.
YOUR FINANCIAL MODEL.
NO ONE RENTS DVDs ANYMORE.
THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? NO ONE RENTS DVDs ANYMORE.
THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? Gumball: SUPPORTING MY THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? Gumball: SUPPORTING MY FAVORITE STORE.
Gumball: SUPPORTING MY FAVORITE STORE.
WELL, HOW ABOUT A TIP? FAVORITE STORE.
WELL, HOW ABOUT A TIP? Gumball: OH, SURE.
THANK YOU.
WELL, HOW ABOUT A TIP? Gumball: OH, SURE.
THANK YOU.
HEY, LOOK -- A $20.
Gumball: OH, SURE.
THANK YOU.
HEY, LOOK -- A $20.
GET OUT OF HERE -- HEY, LOOK -- A $20.
GET OUT OF HERE -- Gumball: WHAT KIND OF STORE GET OUT OF HERE -- Gumball: WHAT KIND OF STORE BANS ITS OWN CUSTOMERS?! Gumball: WHAT KIND OF STORE BANS ITS OWN CUSTOMERS?! [ ALL SIGH .]
BANS ITS OWN CUSTOMERS?! [ ALL SIGH .]
All: WORST DAY EVER! [ ALL SIGH .]
All: WORST DAY EVER! Anais: WAIT.
All: WORST DAY EVER! Anais: WAIT.
DO YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HAD THE Anais: WAIT.
DO YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HAD THE WORST DAY EVER? DO YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HAD THE WORST DAY EVER? Together: ME! WORST DAY EVER? Together: ME! Anais: NO, GUYS.
Together: ME! Anais: NO, GUYS.
WHO REALSUFFERED ALL DAY? Anais: NO, GUYS.
WHO REALSUFFERED ALL DAY? Together: ME.
WHO REALSUFFERED ALL DAY? Together: ME.
Anais: NO! WHO ALWAYS PUTS UP Together: ME.
Anais: NO! WHO ALWAYS PUTS UP WITH US WITHOUT EVER GETTING ANY Anais: NO! WHO ALWAYS PUTS UP WITH US WITHOUT EVER GETTING ANY RESPECT OR GRATITUDE? WITH US WITHOUT EVER GETTING ANY RESPECT OR GRATITUDE? Together: AH.
RESPECT OR GRATITUDE? Together: AH.
ME.
Together: AH.
ME.
Anais: NO! ME.
Anais: NO! WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO IS Anais: NO! WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO IS PROBABLY SPITTING IN OUR PIZZA WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO IS PROBABLY SPITTING IN OUR PIZZA BECAUSE OF HOW WE'VE ALL TREATED PROBABLY SPITTING IN OUR PIZZA BECAUSE OF HOW WE'VE ALL TREATED HIM? BECAUSE OF HOW WE'VE ALL TREATED HIM? Together: YOU? HIM? Together: YOU? NO! LARRY! Together: YOU? NO! LARRY! IT'S LARRY, GUYS.
NO! LARRY! IT'S LARRY, GUYS.
Darwin: WHO'S THAT? IT'S LARRY, GUYS.
Darwin: WHO'S THAT? Gumball: WHO'S LARRY? Darwin: WHO'S THAT? Gumball: WHO'S LARRY? Anais: THE GUY WHO DOES EVERY Gumball: WHO'S LARRY? Anais: THE GUY WHO DOES EVERY JOB IN THIS TOWN! Anais: THE GUY WHO DOES EVERY JOB IN THIS TOWN! Gumball: OH! JOB IN THIS TOWN! Gumball: OH! BARRY! Gumball: OH! BARRY! Mom: I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS BARRY! Mom: I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS CALLED HARRY.
Mom: I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS CALLED HARRY.
Dad: WAIT.
MARY IS A MAN? CALLED HARRY.
Dad: WAIT.
MARY IS A MAN? Anais: [ SIGHS .]
Dad: WAIT.
MARY IS A MAN? Anais: [ SIGHS .]
I THINK THIS MAN DESERVES AN Anais: [ SIGHS .]
I THINK THIS MAN DESERVES AN APOLOGY.
I THINK THIS MAN DESERVES AN APOLOGY.
[ Dialing, ringing .]
APOLOGY.
[ Dialing, ringing .]
WELCOME TO FERVITUS PIZZA.
[ Dialing, ringing .]
WELCOME TO FERVITUS PIZZA.
UNFORTUNATELY, WE CANNOT TAKE WELCOME TO FERVITUS PIZZA.
UNFORTUNATELY, WE CANNOT TAKE YOUR CALL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE -- UNFORTUNATELY, WE CANNOT TAKE YOUR CALL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE -- BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! YOUR CALL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE -- BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HAVE ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HAVE ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY TO YOU, ELMORE! I HAVE ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY TO YOU, ELMORE! TRY OUR FAMILY DEALS FOR $5.
99.
SAY TO YOU, ELMORE! TRY OUR FAMILY DEALS FOR $5.
99.
GOODBYE, ELMORE.
[ SNIFFLES .]
TRY OUR FAMILY DEALS FOR $5.
99.
GOODBYE, ELMORE.
[ SNIFFLES .]
I QUIT.
GOODBYE, ELMORE.
[ SNIFFLES .]
I QUIT.
[ RECEIVER CLICKS, DIAL TONE .]
I QUIT.
[ RECEIVER CLICKS, DIAL TONE .]
[ DEEP MOANING .]
[ RECEIVER CLICKS, DIAL TONE .]
[ DEEP MOANING .]
Dad: WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET [ DEEP MOANING .]
Dad: WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET OUR PIZZA! Dad: WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET OUR PIZZA! Anais: NO, THIS IS REALLY OUR PIZZA! Anais: NO, THIS IS REALLY BAD.
Anais: NO, THIS IS REALLY BAD.
THIS TOWN DOESN'T FUNCTION BAD.
THIS TOWN DOESN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT LARRY.
THIS TOWN DOESN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT LARRY.
Gumball: LET'S NOT PANIC.
WITHOUT LARRY.
Gumball: LET'S NOT PANIC.
HOW BAD CAN THINGS GET IN Gumball: LET'S NOT PANIC.
HOW BAD CAN THINGS GET IN HOW BAD CAN THINGS GET IN [ SCREAMING, CRASHING .]
[ SCREAMING, CRASHING .]
OKAY.
I THINK WE BETTER [ SCREAMING, CRASHING .]
OKAY.
I THINK WE BETTER APOLOGIZE TO LARRY.
OKAY.
I THINK WE BETTER APOLOGIZE TO LARRY.
[ ENGINE STRUGGLING .]
APOLOGIZE TO LARRY.
[ ENGINE STRUGGLING .]
Mom: SOMEONE SIPHONED OFF ALL [ ENGINE STRUGGLING .]
Mom: SOMEONE SIPHONED OFF ALL OUR GAS.
Mom: SOMEONE SIPHONED OFF ALL OUR GAS.
Gumball: I THINK THEY TOOK A OUR GAS.
Gumball: I THINK THEY TOOK A LITTLE MORE THAN THAT.
Gumball: I THINK THEY TOOK A LITTLE MORE THAN THAT.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
LITTLE MORE THAN THAT.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
WELL, I-I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
WELL, I-I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO, UM WELL, I-I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO, UM Dad: TCH-CHK! VRR! ERR! TO, UM Dad: TCH-CHK! VRR! ERR! VROOM! Dad: TCH-CHK! VRR! ERR! VROOM! Gumball: HOW COULD THINGS GET VROOM! Gumball: HOW COULD THINGS GET THIS BAD?! Gumball: HOW COULD THINGS GET THIS BAD?! Anais: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS THIS BAD?! Anais: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LARRY'S ON STRIKE! Anais: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LARRY'S ON STRIKE! [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
WHEN LARRY'S ON STRIKE! [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
Gumball: WAIT! [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
Gumball: WAIT! THINK FOR A SECOND.
Gumball: WAIT! THINK FOR A SECOND.
STEALING TVs IN THE MIDDLE OF THINK FOR A SECOND.
STEALING TVs IN THE MIDDLE OF THE APOCALYPSE? STEALING TVs IN THE MIDDLE OF THE APOCALYPSE? CAN'T YOU SEE HOW WRONG AND THE APOCALYPSE? CAN'T YOU SEE HOW WRONG AND STUPID THIS IS? CAN'T YOU SEE HOW WRONG AND STUPID THIS IS? YEAH.
STUPID THIS IS? YEAH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YEAH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THERE'S NO TV SIGNAL.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THERE'S NO TV SIGNAL.
AH, AH! THERE'S NO TV SIGNAL.
AH, AH! THANKS, KID! AH, AH! THANKS, KID! AAH! THANKS, KID! AAH! Mom: WELL DONE, OFFICER! AAH! Mom: WELL DONE, OFFICER! I'LL HAVE THAT, THANK YOU Mom: WELL DONE, OFFICER! I'LL HAVE THAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'LL HAVE THAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Anais: WHAT?! VERY MUCH.
Anais: WHAT?! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO FIGHT Anais: WHAT?! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO FIGHT CRIME? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO FIGHT CRIME? LARRY ALSO WORKED AS THE CRIME? LARRY ALSO WORKED AS THE POLICE FORCE ACCOUNTANT.
LARRY ALSO WORKED AS THE POLICE FORCE ACCOUNTANT.
I HAVEN'T BEEN PAID, SO GOSH POLICE FORCE ACCOUNTANT.
I HAVEN'T BEEN PAID, SO GOSH DARN YOU ALL! I HAVEN'T BEEN PAID, SO GOSH DARN YOU ALL! [ GLASS SHATTERS .]
DARN YOU ALL! [ GLASS SHATTERS .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ ALARM BLARING .]
Gumball: DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Gumball: DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Dad: I'M GETTING PROVISIONS DOING?! Dad: I'M GETTING PROVISIONS FOR OUR LIFE IN THE BROKEN Dad: I'M GETTING PROVISIONS FOR OUR LIFE IN THE BROKEN WORLD! FOR OUR LIFE IN THE BROKEN WORLD! YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN YOU'RE WORLD! YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING IN YOUR COMFY CANOE.
YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING IN YOUR COMFY CANOE.
Anais: CAN'T WE JUST SLEEP ON SLEEPING IN YOUR COMFY CANOE.
Anais: CAN'T WE JUST SLEEP ON THE MATTRESS? Anais: CAN'T WE JUST SLEEP ON THE MATTRESS? Dad: NO WAY! THE MATTRESS? Dad: NO WAY! THAT'S OUR EMERGENCY RAFT IN Dad: NO WAY! THAT'S OUR EMERGENCY RAFT IN CASE THE TOWN FLOODS.
THAT'S OUR EMERGENCY RAFT IN CASE THE TOWN FLOODS.
Anais: OH, COME ON! CASE THE TOWN FLOODS.
Anais: OH, COME ON! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
Anais: OH, COME ON! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
WE HAVE TO FIND LARRY BEFORE WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
WE HAVE TO FIND LARRY BEFORE THINGS GET WORSE.
WE HAVE TO FIND LARRY BEFORE THINGS GET WORSE.
Darwin: HOW COULD THEY GET THINGS GET WORSE.
Darwin: HOW COULD THEY GET ANY WORSE? Darwin: HOW COULD THEY GET ANY WORSE? Gumball: HOW ABOUT A PLAGUE ANY WORSE? Gumball: HOW ABOUT A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS? Gumball: HOW ABOUT A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS? Darwin: A WH-A-A-A? OF LOCUSTS? Darwin: A WH-A-A-A? Gumball: LOCUSTS! Darwin: A WH-A-A-A? Gumball: LOCUSTS! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
Gumball: LOCUSTS! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Anais: THIS IS TURNING [ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Anais: THIS IS TURNING APOCALYPTIC! Anais: THIS IS TURNING APOCALYPTIC! Darwin: NO! IT'S JUST THAT APOCALYPTIC! Darwin: NO! IT'S JUST THAT LARRY WAS IN CHARGE OF PEST Darwin: NO! IT'S JUST THAT LARRY WAS IN CHARGE OF PEST CONTROL.
LARRY WAS IN CHARGE OF PEST CONTROL.
GUYS, IT'S PRINCIPAL BROWN! CONTROL.
GUYS, IT'S PRINCIPAL BROWN! I THINK HE MIGHT BE HURT! GUYS, IT'S PRINCIPAL BROWN! I THINK HE MIGHT BE HURT! PRINCIPAL BROWN? I THINK HE MIGHT BE HURT! PRINCIPAL BROWN? ARE YOU ALIVE? PRINCIPAL BROWN? ARE YOU ALIVE? [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
ARE YOU ALIVE? [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
[ HUSHED WHISPERING .]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
[ HUSHED WHISPERING .]
PRINCIPAL BROWN? [ HUSHED WHISPERING .]
PRINCIPAL BROWN? Gumball: NO, DARWIN! PRINCIPAL BROWN? Gumball: NO, DARWIN! IT'S AN AMBUSH! Gumball: NO, DARWIN! IT'S AN AMBUSH! [ GIBBERISH .]
IT'S AN AMBUSH! [ GIBBERISH .]
Darwin: AAH! [ GIBBERISH .]
Darwin: AAH! I AM NO LONGER PRINCIPAL Darwin: AAH! I AM NO LONGER PRINCIPAL BROWN.
I AM NO LONGER PRINCIPAL BROWN.
I AM THE EAGLE OF THE ROAD! BROWN.
I AM THE EAGLE OF THE ROAD! [ ALL GROWLING .]
I AM THE EAGLE OF THE ROAD! [ ALL GROWLING .]
[ BOTTLES CLANKING .]
[ ALL GROWLING .]
[ BOTTLES CLANKING .]
[ GROWLING .]
[ BOTTLES CLANKING .]
[ GROWLING .]
Gumball: AAH! [ GROWLING .]
Gumball: AAH! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Gumball: AAH! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! [ FEEDBACK .]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?! [ FEEDBACK .]
THIS IS OUR TERRITORY, AND [ FEEDBACK .]
THIS IS OUR TERRITORY, AND YOU ARE NOW OUR PREY.
THIS IS OUR TERRITORY, AND YOU ARE NOW OUR PREY.
Gumball: WHAT?! YOU ARE NOW OUR PREY.
Gumball: WHAT?! ARE YOU PLANNING TO EAT US?! YES, I RAN OUT OF TOFU AND SOY MILK.
SAY, YOU GUYS AREN'T ON ANY SOY MILK.
SAY, YOU GUYS AREN'T ON ANY ANTIBIOTICS, ARE YOU? SAY, YOU GUYS AREN'T ON ANY ANTIBIOTICS, ARE YOU? IF I HAVE TO EAT MEAT, I WANT IT ANTIBIOTICS, ARE YOU? IF I HAVE TO EAT MEAT, I WANT IT TO BE ORGANIC.
IF I HAVE TO EAT MEAT, I WANT IT TO BE ORGANIC.
[ ALL GASP .]
TO BE ORGANIC.
[ ALL GASP .]
Gumball: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! [ ALL GASP .]
Gumball: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S SURVIVAL Gumball: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
Mom: GOOD.
THEN YOU WON'T OF THE FITTEST.
Mom: GOOD.
THEN YOU WON'T MIND ME DOING THIS.
Mom: GOOD.
THEN YOU WON'T MIND ME DOING THIS.
WHOA! MIND ME DOING THIS.
WHOA! WHOA! AAAAAAAH! WHOA! WHOA! AAAAAAAH! Mom: [ SPITS .]
WHOA! AAAAAAAH! Mom: [ SPITS .]
OOH-HOO! Mom: [ SPITS .]
OOH-HOO! [ HOWLING .]
OOH-HOO! [ HOWLING .]
AAAAAH! [ HOWLING .]
AAAAAH! WHOA! AAAAAH! WHOA! HEY! WHOA! HEY! Mom: HA! HEY! Mom: HA! [ WHIMPERS .]
Mom: HA! [ WHIMPERS .]
[ POP! .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
[ POP! .]
[ ALL SHOUTING .]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE? AND WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? AND WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? Gumball: BECAUSE IT'S THE THAT? Gumball: BECAUSE IT'S THE APOCALYPSE, AND BECAUSE Gumball: BECAUSE IT'S THE APOCALYPSE, AND BECAUSE WELL, I-IT'S THE APOCALYPSE.
APOCALYPSE, AND BECAUSE WELL, I-IT'S THE APOCALYPSE.
Anais: SOCIETY COLLAPSED AS WELL, I-IT'S THE APOCALYPSE.
Anais: SOCIETY COLLAPSED AS SOON AS YOU RESIGNED.
Anais: SOCIETY COLLAPSED AS SOON AS YOU RESIGNED.
BUT THAT WAS ONLY 20 MINUTES SOON AS YOU RESIGNED.
BUT THAT WAS ONLY 20 MINUTES AGO.
BUT THAT WAS ONLY 20 MINUTES AGO.
Gumball: AND THAT'S ALL THE AGO.
Gumball: AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME IT TOOK FOR US TO REALIZE Gumball: AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME IT TOOK FOR US TO REALIZE OUR MISTAKE.
TIME IT TOOK FOR US TO REALIZE OUR MISTAKE.
WE NEEDED TO BE REMINDED OF HOW OUR MISTAKE.
WE NEEDED TO BE REMINDED OF HOW PRECIOUS YOU ARE, SO THIS IS FOR WE NEEDED TO BE REMINDED OF HOW PRECIOUS YOU ARE, SO THIS IS FOR YOU, GARY.
PRECIOUS YOU ARE, SO THIS IS FOR YOU, GARY.
A HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL? YOU, GARY.
A HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL? THANK YOU.
A HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL? THANK YOU.
Gumball: YEAH, DON'T GET TOO THANK YOU.
Gumball: YEAH, DON'T GET TOO EXCITED.
Gumball: YEAH, DON'T GET TOO EXCITED.
WITHOUT YOU, THERE IS NO EXCITED.
WITHOUT YOU, THERE IS NO BUSINESS.
WITHOUT YOU, THERE IS NO BUSINESS.
SINCE NOTHING WAS BEING BOUGHT, BUSINESS.
SINCE NOTHING WAS BEING BOUGHT, WHICH HAS RUINED THE ECONOMY AND SINCE NOTHING WAS BEING BOUGHT, WHICH HAS RUINED THE ECONOMY AND FORCED UP INFLATION, THIS WHICH HAS RUINED THE ECONOMY AND FORCED UP INFLATION, THIS FORCED UP INFLATION, THIS JUST ABOUT GET YOU A RAT BURGER JUST ABOUT GET YOU A RAT BURGER AND A KICK IN THE TEETH.
JUST ABOUT GET YOU A RAT BURGER AND A KICK IN THE TEETH.
STILL, IT CAME FROM THE AND A KICK IN THE TEETH.
STILL, IT CAME FROM THE HEART.
STILL, IT CAME FROM THE HEART.
BUT IN THAT CASE, THIS PIZZA NOW HEART.
BUT IN THAT CASE, THIS PIZZA NOW COSTS $9,000.
BUT IN THAT CASE, THIS PIZZA NOW COSTS $9,000.
Mom: DO YOU MIND IF I WRITE COSTS $9,000.
Mom: DO YOU MIND IF I WRITE YOU A ROADKILL CHECK? Mom: DO YOU MIND IF I WRITE YOU A ROADKILL CHECK? SURE! YOU A ROADKILL CHECK? SURE! WE NOW ALSO ACCEPT PAYMENT IN SURE! WE NOW ALSO ACCEPT PAYMENT IN URANIUM, ANTIBIOTICS, AND MELEE WE NOW ALSO ACCEPT PAYMENT IN URANIUM, ANTIBIOTICS, AND MELEE WEAPONS! URANIUM, ANTIBIOTICS, AND MELEE WEAPONS! Dad: AND HERE'S YOUR TIP.
'TWAS THE MIDDLE OF JANUARY IN OLD ELMORE TOWN, AND EVERYONE WAS FEELING QUITE DOWN.
IN OLD ELMORE TOWN, AND EVERYONE WAS FEELING QUITE DOWN.
THE YEAR'S FIRST MONTH IS WAS FEELING QUITE DOWN.
THE YEAR'S FIRST MONTH IS DEPRESSING AND GRIM, WITH THE YEAR'S FIRST MONTH IS DEPRESSING AND GRIM, WITH CHRISTMAS ALL OVER AND LIGHT DEPRESSING AND GRIM, WITH CHRISTMAS ALL OVER AND LIGHT GROWING DIM.
CHRISTMAS ALL OVER AND LIGHT GROWING DIM.
WITH NAUGHT TO CELEBRATE NO GROWING DIM.
WITH NAUGHT TO CELEBRATE NO HOLIDAY CHEER, YOU'LL FIND NO WITH NAUGHT TO CELEBRATE NO HOLIDAY CHEER, YOU'LL FIND NO JOY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR.
HOLIDAY CHEER, YOU'LL FIND NO JOY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR.
EXCEPT FOR ONE LITTLE BOY, WHOSE JOY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR.
EXCEPT FOR ONE LITTLE BOY, WHOSE COLOR IS BLUE.
EXCEPT FOR ONE LITTLE BOY, WHOSE COLOR IS BLUE.
NO.
WAIT A MINUTE.
COLOR IS BLUE.
NO.
WAIT A MINUTE.
HE WAS DOWN, TOO.
NO.
WAIT A MINUTE.
HE WAS DOWN, TOO.
Anais: WHAT'S UP? HE WAS DOWN, TOO.
Anais: WHAT'S UP? Gumball: [ SIGHS LOUDLY .]
Anais: WHAT'S UP? Gumball: [ SIGHS LOUDLY .]
I HATE JANUARY! Gumball: [ SIGHS LOUDLY .]
I HATE JANUARY! I'M SO DEPRESSED, I CAN'T EVEN I HATE JANUARY! I'M SO DEPRESSED, I CAN'T EVEN BOTHER TO MOVE MY MOUTH WHEN I I'M SO DEPRESSED, I CAN'T EVEN BOTHER TO MOVE MY MOUTH WHEN I TALK.
BOTHER TO MOVE MY MOUTH WHEN I TALK.
Anais: I KNOW.
TALK.
Anais: I KNOW.
EVEN THE WORD SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
Anais: I KNOW.
EVEN THE WORD SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
"JAN-UA-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-H.
" EVEN THE WORD SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
"JAN-UA-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-H.
" EH.
"JAN-UA-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-H.
" EH.
Gumball: UGH! HOW LONG TILL EH.
Gumball: UGH! HOW LONG TILL NEXT CHRISTMAS? Gumball: UGH! HOW LONG TILL NEXT CHRISTMAS? Anais: 349 DAYS.
NEXT CHRISTMAS? Anais: 349 DAYS.
THAT'S 227 DAYS OF SCHOOL, Anais: 349 DAYS.
THAT'S 227 DAYS OF SCHOOL, THAT'S 227 DAYS OF SCHOOL, CHECKS WAITING FOR THE DAY TO CHECKS WAITING FOR THE DAY TO END.
CHECKS WAITING FOR THE DAY TO END.
Gumball: RAAH! END.
Gumball: RAAH! WE NEED A NEW HOLIDAY! Gumball: RAAH! WE NEED A NEW HOLIDAY! Anais: LIKE A MADE-UP WE NEED A NEW HOLIDAY! Anais: LIKE A MADE-UP CELEBRATION? Anais: LIKE A MADE-UP CELEBRATION? LIKE GRANDPARENTS DAY OR CELEBRATION? LIKE GRANDPARENTS DAY OR VALENTINE'S DAY? LIKE GRANDPARENTS DAY OR VALENTINE'S DAY? Gumball: EXACTLY! VALENTINE'S DAY? Gumball: EXACTLY! WE INVENT OUR OWN HOLIDAY, AND Gumball: EXACTLY! WE INVENT OUR OWN HOLIDAY, AND EVERYBODY WILL BE HAPPY! WE INVENT OUR OWN HOLIDAY, AND EVERYBODY WILL BE HAPPY! THE LITTLE BOY SMILED, AND EVERYBODY WILL BE HAPPY! THE LITTLE BOY SMILED, AND THE SADNESS DIMINISHED.
THE LITTLE BOY SMILED, AND THE SADNESS DIMINISHED.
BUT I'D BE OUT OF A JOB IF THIS THE SADNESS DIMINISHED.
BUT I'D BE OUT OF A JOB IF THIS STORY WERE FINISHED.
BUT I'D BE OUT OF A JOB IF THIS STORY WERE FINISHED.
Anais: SO WHAT SHOULD WE STORY WERE FINISHED.
Anais: SO WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT? Anais: SO WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT? Gumball: HOW ABOUT "FUN DAY"? CALL IT? Gumball: HOW ABOUT "FUN DAY"? Anais: GUMBALL, NOTHING THAT Gumball: HOW ABOUT "FUN DAY"? Anais: GUMBALL, NOTHING THAT CALLS ITSELF "FUN" EVER IS -- Anais: GUMBALL, NOTHING THAT CALLS ITSELF "FUN" EVER IS -- FUN-SIZED, FUN RUN, FUN-GUS.
CALLS ITSELF "FUN" EVER IS -- FUN-SIZED, FUN RUN, FUN-GUS.
Gumball: WHAT ABOUT FUN-SIZED, FUN RUN, FUN-GUS.
Gumball: WHAT ABOUT DEPENDENCE DAY? Gumball: WHAT ABOUT DEPENDENCE DAY? Anais: YAY! DEPENDENCE DAY? Anais: YAY! WHERE WE ALL CELEBRATE OUR LACK Anais: YAY! WHERE WE ALL CELEBRATE OUR LACK OF FREEDOM.
WHERE WE ALL CELEBRATE OUR LACK OF FREEDOM.
Gumball: WHAT ABOUT WIG TIDE? OF FREEDOM.
Gumball: WHAT ABOUT WIG TIDE? Anais: WIG TIDE? Gumball: WHAT ABOUT WIG TIDE? Anais: WIG TIDE? THAT'S NOT A BAD NAME? Anais: WIG TIDE? THAT'S NOT A BAD NAME? Gumball: REALLY? THAT'S NOT A BAD NAME? Gumball: REALLY? Anais: YEAH, FOR A BALD Gumball: REALLY? Anais: YEAH, FOR A BALD SURFER.
Anais: YEAH, FOR A BALD SURFER.
Gumball: DANKE PARTY, SURFER.
Gumball: DANKE PARTY, SCHNITZEL TIME, GOOGOO BASH, Gumball: DANKE PARTY, SCHNITZEL TIME, GOOGOO BASH, SLUZZLE TAG! SCHNITZEL TIME, GOOGOO BASH, SLUZZLE TAG! Darwin: WHAT'S SLUZZLE TAG? SLUZZLE TAG! Darwin: WHAT'S SLUZZLE TAG? Gumball: ONLY THE BEST DAY OF Darwin: WHAT'S SLUZZLE TAG? Gumball: ONLY THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR! Gumball: ONLY THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR! Anais: WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE YEAR! Anais: WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, ANYWAY? Anais: WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, ANYWAY? Darwin: I HAVEN'T SEEN THE YOU, ANYWAY? Darwin: I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN FOR SO LONG, I'VE LOST ALL Darwin: I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN FOR SO LONG, I'VE LOST ALL MY COLOR.
SUN FOR SO LONG, I'VE LOST ALL MY COLOR.
I'M SO DEPRESSED.
MY COLOR.
I'M SO DEPRESSED.
Gumball: THEN WHY ARE YOU I'M SO DEPRESSED.
Gumball: THEN WHY ARE YOU DANCING? Gumball: THEN WHY ARE YOU DANCING? Darwin: I THINK I'VE GOT THE DANCING? Darwin: I THINK I'VE GOT THE SHAKES.
Darwin: I THINK I'VE GOT THE SHAKES.
Gumball: DON'T BE DEPRESSED SHAKES.
Gumball: DON'T BE DEPRESSED TO BEHAVE LIKE A DRAG, FOR Gumball: DON'T BE DEPRESSED TO BEHAVE LIKE A DRAG, FOR EVERYONE KNOWS TODAY'S TO BEHAVE LIKE A DRAG, FOR EVERYONE KNOWS TODAY'S SLUZZLE TAG! EVERYONE KNOWS TODAY'S SLUZZLE TAG! UH, I'M THE ONE HERE WHO DOES SLUZZLE TAG! UH, I'M THE ONE HERE WHO DOES ALL THE RHYMES, SO WAIT FOR YOUR UH, I'M THE ONE HERE WHO DOES ALL THE RHYMES, SO WAIT FOR YOUR OWNTIMES.
ALL THE RHYMES, SO WAIT FOR YOUR OWNTIMES.
AND SO WAS BORN THE SLUZZLE TAG OWNTIMES.
AND SO WAS BORN THE SLUZZLE TAG LIE.
AND SO WAS BORN THE SLUZZLE TAG LIE.
NOW ALL THE BOY NEEDED WAS THE LIE.
NOW ALL THE BOY NEEDED WAS THE TOWN TO COMPLY.
NOW ALL THE BOY NEEDED WAS THE TOWN TO COMPLY.
Darwin: SO, WHAT HAPPENS ON TOWN TO COMPLY.
Darwin: SO, WHAT HAPPENS ON SLUZZLE TAG? Darwin: SO, WHAT HAPPENS ON SLUZZLE TAG? Gumball: WELL, EVERYONE GET SLUZZLE TAG? Gumball: WELL, EVERYONE GET PRESENTS, AND THERE'S A FEAST, Gumball: WELL, EVERYONE GET PRESENTS, AND THERE'S A FEAST, AND WE ALL SHARE THE SPIRIT OF, PRESENTS, AND THERE'S A FEAST, AND WE ALL SHARE THE SPIRIT OF, UHSLUZZLEDUDE.
AND WE ALL SHARE THE SPIRIT OF, UHSLUZZLEDUDE.
Darwin: SLUZZLE DUDE? UHSLUZZLEDUDE.
Darwin: SLUZZLE DUDE? WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? Darwin: SLUZZLE DUDE? WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? Gumball: UH, HE'S GOT A WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? Gumball: UH, HE'S GOT A BEARD, SNEAKERS, AND A LEATHER Gumball: UH, HE'S GOT A BEARD, SNEAKERS, AND A LEATHER COAT.
BEARD, SNEAKERS, AND A LEATHER COAT.
Darwin: IS THAT ALL HE'S COAT.
Darwin: IS THAT ALL HE'S WEARING? Darwin: IS THAT ALL HE'S WEARING? IT SOUNDS LIKE HE SHOULD BE WEARING? IT SOUNDS LIKE HE SHOULD BE RUNNING FROM THE POLICE.
IT SOUNDS LIKE HE SHOULD BE RUNNING FROM THE POLICE.
Gumball: NO, MAN, HE'S REALLY RUNNING FROM THE POLICE.
Gumball: NO, MAN, HE'S REALLY COOL.
Gumball: NO, MAN, HE'S REALLY COOL.
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM DUDE.
COOL.
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM DUDE.
HE BRINGS US ALL PRESENTS.
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM DUDE.
HE BRINGS US ALL PRESENTS.
Darwin: IN A SLEIGH?! HE BRINGS US ALL PRESENTS.
Darwin: IN A SLEIGH?! Gumball: WELL, THERE'S NO Darwin: IN A SLEIGH?! Gumball: WELL, THERE'S NO SNOW, SO HE DRIVES HIS Gumball: WELL, THERE'S NO SNOW, SO HE DRIVES HIS MAGIC VAN.
SNOW, SO HE DRIVES HIS MAGIC VAN.
Darwin: WITH REINDEER? MAGIC VAN.
Darwin: WITH REINDEER? Gumball: PSSH! NO.
Darwin: WITH REINDEER? Gumball: PSSH! NO.
HE'S TOO COOL FOR THAT.
Gumball: PSSH! NO.
HE'S TOO COOL FOR THAT.
HE'S GOT SOME, UH HE'S TOO COOL FOR THAT.
HE'S GOT SOME, UH [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE .]
HE'S GOT SOME, UH [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE .]
DOBERMANS! [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE .]
DOBERMANS! Darwin: WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES? DOBERMANS! Darwin: WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES? Gumball: UH, TRASHER, Darwin: WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES? Gumball: UH, TRASHER, SMASHER, RANCID, RAGE SLAYER, Gumball: UH, TRASHER, SMASHER, RANCID, RAGE SLAYER, AND RABIES.
SMASHER, RANCID, RAGE SLAYER, AND RABIES.
Darwin: ARE YOU SURE AND RABIES.
Darwin: ARE YOU SURE SLUZZLE DUDE IS A NICE GUY? Darwin: ARE YOU SURE SLUZZLE DUDE IS A NICE GUY? BECAUSE HE SOUNDS PRETTY METAL.
SLUZZLE DUDE IS A NICE GUY? BECAUSE HE SOUNDS PRETTY METAL.
Gumball: YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW BECAUSE HE SOUNDS PRETTY METAL.
Gumball: YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW METALHEADS -- THEY PRETEND TO BE Gumball: YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW METALHEADS -- THEY PRETEND TO BE HARDCORE, BUT THEY'RE JUST METALHEADS -- THEY PRETEND TO BE HARDCORE, BUT THEY'RE JUST HIPPIES WHO LIKE LEATHER.
HARDCORE, BUT THEY'RE JUST HIPPIES WHO LIKE LEATHER.
Darwin: COOL! SO DO WE GET A HIPPIES WHO LIKE LEATHER.
Darwin: COOL! SO DO WE GET A DAY OFF SCHOOL? Darwin: COOL! SO DO WE GET A DAY OFF SCHOOL? Gumball: OF COURSE.
DAY OFF SCHOOL? Gumball: OF COURSE.
TELL US MORE.
Gumball: OF COURSE.
TELL US MORE.
HOW DOES HE GET INTO HOUSES? TELL US MORE.
HOW DOES HE GET INTO HOUSES? Gumball: THROUGH THE TOILET.
HOW DOES HE GET INTO HOUSES? Gumball: THROUGH THE TOILET.
Darwin: EW! WHY?! Gumball: THROUGH THE TOILET.
Darwin: EW! WHY?! Gumball: OH, COME ON, DUDE.
Darwin: EW! WHY?! Gumball: OH, COME ON, DUDE.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET COVERED Gumball: OH, COME ON, DUDE.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET COVERED IN SOOT.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET COVERED IN SOOT.
AND WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU IN SOOT.
AND WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU PLAY ON SLUZZLE TAG? AND WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU PLAY ON SLUZZLE TAG? Gumball: GRINDCORE.
PLAY ON SLUZZLE TAG? Gumball: GRINDCORE.
WHAT'S GRINDCORE? Gumball: GRINDCORE.
WHAT'S GRINDCORE? GRINDCORE GOES A BIT LIKE WHAT'S GRINDCORE? GRINDCORE GOES A BIT LIKE THIS.
GRINDCORE GOES A BIT LIKE THIS.
RAAH! THIS.
RAAH! RAAH RAH-RAH-RAAH! RAAH! RAAH RAH-RAH-RAAH! RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH! RAAH RAH-RAH-RAAH! RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH! IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO MIX IT UP RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH! IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO MIX IT UP WITH BLACK METAL, WHICH IS MORE IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO MIX IT UP WITH BLACK METAL, WHICH IS MORE LIKE WITH BLACK METAL, WHICH IS MORE LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ANOTHER COMMON MISTAKE IS TO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ANOTHER COMMON MISTAKE IS TO CONFUSE IT WITH VIKING METAL, ANOTHER COMMON MISTAKE IS TO CONFUSE IT WITH VIKING METAL, WHICH SOUNDS MORE LIKE BANGING A CONFUSE IT WITH VIKING METAL, WHICH SOUNDS MORE LIKE BANGING A TRASH CAN WITH AN AXE.
WHICH SOUNDS MORE LIKE BANGING A TRASH CAN WITH AN AXE.
THANKS, ROCKY, BUT AREN'T YOU TRASH CAN WITH AN AXE.
THANKS, ROCKY, BUT AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THE BUS? THANKS, ROCKY, BUT AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THE BUS? YEAH, BUT I'D RATHER TALK SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THE BUS? YEAH, BUT I'D RATHER TALK ABOUT SLUZZLE TAG.
YEAH, BUT I'D RATHER TALK ABOUT SLUZZLE TAG.
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
ABOUT SLUZZLE TAG.
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ SIPS .]
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ SIPS .]
AAH! [ SIPS .]
AAH! [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS .]
AAH! [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS .]
HAPPY SLUZZLE TAG, [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS .]
HAPPY SLUZZLE TAG, MISS SIMIAN! HAPPY SLUZZLE TAG, MISS SIMIAN! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? MISS SIMIAN! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Darwin: IT MEANS WE GET THE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Darwin: IT MEANS WE GET THE DAY OFF SCHOOL, AND WE GET Darwin: IT MEANS WE GET THE DAY OFF SCHOOL, AND WE GET PRESENTS FROM SLUZZLE DUDE! DAY OFF SCHOOL, AND WE GET PRESENTS FROM SLUZZLE DUDE! THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMPLETE PRESENTS FROM SLUZZLE DUDE! THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMPLETE MEGALONEY.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMPLETE MEGALONEY.
Darwin: WHAT'S THAT? MEGALONEY.
Darwin: WHAT'S THAT? IT'S BALONEY TIMES 1,000.
Darwin: WHAT'S THAT? IT'S BALONEY TIMES 1,000.
NO, IT'S TRUE! IT'S BALONEY TIMES 1,000.
NO, IT'S TRUE! [ ALL SCREAM .]
NO, IT'S TRUE! [ ALL SCREAM .]
WHAT'S WITH THE TAPE? [ ALL SCREAM .]
WHAT'S WITH THE TAPE? IT'S BEEN SO DEPRESSING, I WHAT'S WITH THE TAPE? IT'S BEEN SO DEPRESSING, I FORGOT HOW TO SMILE AND SO DID IT'S BEEN SO DEPRESSING, I FORGOT HOW TO SMILE AND SO DID MY FACIAL MUSCLES, SO I FORGOT HOW TO SMILE AND SO DID MY FACIAL MUSCLES, SO I IMPROVISED.
MY FACIAL MUSCLES, SO I IMPROVISED.
BUT SINCE IT'S SLUZZLE TAG, I IMPROVISED.
BUT SINCE IT'S SLUZZLE TAG, I DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE.
BUT SINCE IT'S SLUZZLE TAG, I DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE.
OH, GET A GRIP! DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE.
OH, GET A GRIP! SLUZZLE TAG IS A LIE! OH, GET A GRIP! SLUZZLE TAG IS A LIE! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? SLUZZLE TAG IS A LIE! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? [ Muffled .]
NO, IT'S A ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? [ Muffled .]
NO, IT'S A LEGITIMATE HOLIDAY! [ Muffled .]
NO, IT'S A LEGITIMATE HOLIDAY! MAZELBRAG ORIGINATED FROM SOME LEGITIMATE HOLIDAY! MAZELBRAG ORIGINATED FROM SOME COUNTRY WHERE THEY DO THINGS.
MAZELBRAG ORIGINATED FROM SOME COUNTRY WHERE THEY DO THINGS.
Gumball: IT'S SLUZZLE TAG.
COUNTRY WHERE THEY DO THINGS.
Gumball: IT'S SLUZZLE TAG.
I WAS USING THE ORIGINAL, Gumball: IT'S SLUZZLE TAG.
I WAS USING THE ORIGINAL, UMP-P-PRUSSIAN DIALECT.
I WAS USING THE ORIGINAL, UMP-P-PRUSSIAN DIALECT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? UMP-P-PRUSSIAN DIALECT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? I WAS SO SAD, I TRIED TO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? I WAS SO SAD, I TRIED TO HIBERNATE TILL SPRING, BUT IT I WAS SO SAD, I TRIED TO HIBERNATE TILL SPRING, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT WHATEVER I AM HIBERNATE TILL SPRING, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT WHATEVER I AM DOESN'T DO THAT.
TURNS OUT THAT WHATEVER I AM DOESN'T DO THAT.
ANYWAY, EVERYONE GETS A DAY OFF.
DOESN'T DO THAT.
ANYWAY, EVERYONE GETS A DAY OFF.
JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG! BYE! ANYWAY, EVERYONE GETS A DAY OFF.
JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG! BYE! [ ALL CHEERING .]
JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG! BYE! [ ALL CHEERING .]
WAIT! GET BACK HERE! [ ALL CHEERING .]
WAIT! GET BACK HERE! THIS IS A SCHOOL DAY! WAIT! GET BACK HERE! THIS IS A SCHOOL DAY! HMM.
I WILL PROVE TO YOU THERE THIS IS A SCHOOL DAY! HMM.
I WILL PROVE TO YOU THERE IS NOTHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IN HMM.
I WILL PROVE TO YOU THERE IS NOTHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IN JANUARY.
IS NOTHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IN JANUARY.
'TWAS THEN THAT MISS SIMIAN JANUARY.
'TWAS THEN THAT MISS SIMIAN KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO.
'TWAS THEN THAT MISS SIMIAN KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO.
SHE'D MAKE PEOPLE SEE KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO.
SHE'D MAKE PEOPLE SEE SLUZZLE TAG WAS UNTRUE.
SHE'D MAKE PEOPLE SEE SLUZZLE TAG WAS UNTRUE.
[ GRUNTING TO THE TUNE OF SLUZZLE TAG WAS UNTRUE.
[ GRUNTING TO THE TUNE OF "DECK THE HALLS" .]
[ GRUNTING TO THE TUNE OF "DECK THE HALLS" .]
[ METAL VERSION OF "DECK THE HALLS" .]
[ METAL VERSION OF "DECK THE HALLS" PLAYS .]
[ METAL VERSION OF "DECK THE HALLS" PLAYS .]
Gumball: DAD, WHERE DID YOU "DECK THE HALLS" PLAYS .]
Gumball: DAD, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SWEATER? Gumball: DAD, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SWEATER? Dad: FROM THE SLUZZLE MARKET.
GET THAT SWEATER? Dad: FROM THE SLUZZLE MARKET.
Gumball: THERE'S ALREADY A Dad: FROM THE SLUZZLE MARKET.
Gumball: THERE'S ALREADY A SLUZZLE MARKET? Gumball: THERE'S ALREADY A SLUZZLE MARKET? Dad: WHERE DO YOU THINK I SLUZZLE MARKET? Dad: WHERE DO YOU THINK I BOUGHT THE TOILET DECORATIONS? Dad: WHERE DO YOU THINK I BOUGHT THE TOILET DECORATIONS? LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA BOUGHT THE TOILET DECORATIONS? LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA [ CHUCKLES .]
LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA [ CHUCKLES .]
Darwin: SO, WHAT DO WE EAT [ CHUCKLES .]
Darwin: SO, WHAT DO WE EAT FOR THE SLUZZLE FEAST? Darwin: SO, WHAT DO WE EAT FOR THE SLUZZLE FEAST? Gumball: O-OH, YEAH, UM FOR THE SLUZZLE FEAST? Gumball: O-OH, YEAH, UM ROASTED BLEACH FERTILIZER WITH A Gumball: O-OH, YEAH, UM ROASTED BLEACH FERTILIZER WITH A SHAMPOO GARNISH.
ROASTED BLEACH FERTILIZER WITH A SHAMPOO GARNISH.
WRONG SIDE OF THE AISLE.
SHAMPOO GARNISH.
WRONG SIDE OF THE AISLE.
ASK ME AGAIN.
WRONG SIDE OF THE AISLE.
ASK ME AGAIN.
Darwin: WHAT DO WE EAT FOR ASK ME AGAIN.
Darwin: WHAT DO WE EAT FOR THE SLUZZLE FEAST? Darwin: WHAT DO WE EAT FOR THE SLUZZLE FEAST? Gumball: BABY DOG PASTE.
THE SLUZZLE FEAST? Gumball: BABY DOG PASTE.
HA! JUST KIDDING.
Gumball: BABY DOG PASTE.
HA! JUST KIDDING.
CLASSIC SLUZZLE TAG JOKE.
HA! JUST KIDDING.
CLASSIC SLUZZLE TAG JOKE.
WE EAT JUNK FOOD -- THE WORST CLASSIC SLUZZLE TAG JOKE.
WE EAT JUNK FOOD -- THE WORST YOU CAN THINK OF.
WE EAT JUNK FOOD -- THE WORST YOU CAN THINK OF.
Dad: THE WORST I CAN YOU CAN THINK OF.
Dad: THE WORST I CAN THINK OF?! Dad: THE WORST I CAN THINK OF?! [ INHALES SHARPLY .]
THINK OF?! [ INHALES SHARPLY .]
[ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
[ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
BY THE POWER OF CHEESE! [ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
BY THE POWER OF CHEESE! BY THE POWER OF BACON! BY THE POWER OF CHEESE! BY THE POWER OF BACON! BY THE POWER OF PROCESSED MEATS! BY THE POWER OF BACON! BY THE POWER OF PROCESSED MEATS! BY THE POWER OF CARBS AND BY THE POWER OF PROCESSED MEATS! BY THE POWER OF CARBS AND DEEP-FAT FRYING! BY THE POWER OF CARBS AND DEEP-FAT FRYING! I GIVE YOU DEEP-FAT FRYING! I GIVE YOU THE SLUZZLE-WURST! I GIVE YOU THE SLUZZLE-WURST! IT'S A SAUSAGE WITH EVERYTHING THE SLUZZLE-WURST! IT'S A SAUSAGE WITH EVERYTHING IN AND ON IT.
IT'S A SAUSAGE WITH EVERYTHING IN AND ON IT.
Darwin: UGH! EACH SLICE OF IN AND ON IT.
Darwin: UGH! EACH SLICE OF THAT THING HAS ENOUGH CALORIES Darwin: UGH! EACH SLICE OF THAT THING HAS ENOUGH CALORIES TO GET US TO NEXT SLUZZLE TAG.
THAT THING HAS ENOUGH CALORIES TO GET US TO NEXT SLUZZLE TAG.
Dad: "SLICE"?! TO GET US TO NEXT SLUZZLE TAG.
Dad: "SLICE"?! DON'T YOU DARE CARVE UP A Dad: "SLICE"?! DON'T YOU DARE CARVE UP A MASTERPIECE.
DON'T YOU DARE CARVE UP A MASTERPIECE.
I'M GONNA MAKE FIVE.
MASTERPIECE.
I'M GONNA MAKE FIVE.
PLEASE SWIPE YOUR CARD, SIR.
I'M GONNA MAKE FIVE.
PLEASE SWIPE YOUR CARD, SIR.
Dad: HUH? PLEASE SWIPE YOUR CARD, SIR.
Dad: HUH? [ GRUNTING .]
Dad: HUH? [ GRUNTING .]
WHAT THE -- [ GRUNTING .]
WHAT THE -- SOMETHING'S SUCKING MY CARD DRY! WHAT THE -- SOMETHING'S SUCKING MY CARD DRY! Gumball: WAIT.
SOMETHING'S SUCKING MY CARD DRY! Gumball: WAIT.
HOW MUCH WAS THIS? Gumball: WAIT.
HOW MUCH WAS THIS? $775.
HOW MUCH WAS THIS? $775.
Dad: WHAT?! $775.
Dad: WHAT?! FOR FIVE SLUZZLE-WURSTS?! Dad: WHAT?! FOR FIVE SLUZZLE-WURSTS?! [ GRUNTS .]
FOR FIVE SLUZZLE-WURSTS?! [ GRUNTS .]
YOU VAMPIRES! [ GRUNTS .]
YOU VAMPIRES! I'M SORRY, SIR.
YOU VAMPIRES! I'M SORRY, SIR.
SLUZZLE TAG PRICES.
I'M SORRY, SIR.
SLUZZLE TAG PRICES.
Dad: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MILK SLUZZLE TAG PRICES.
Dad: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MILK OF SLUZZLE TAG KINDNESS? Dad: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MILK OF SLUZZLE TAG KINDNESS? THAT'LL BE IN THE DAIRY AISLE OF SLUZZLE TAG KINDNESS? THAT'LL BE IN THE DAIRY AISLE AT $189.
99 A BOTTLE.
THAT'LL BE IN THE DAIRY AISLE AT $189.
99 A BOTTLE.
Dad: FINE! WE'LL TAKE TWO.
AT $189.
99 A BOTTLE.
Dad: FINE! WE'LL TAKE TWO.
[ GRUNTING CONTINUES .]
Dad: FINE! WE'LL TAKE TWO.
[ GRUNTING CONTINUES .]
THANK YOU.
[ GRUNTING CONTINUES .]
THANK YOU.
[ COINS RATTLING .]
THANK YOU.
[ COINS RATTLING .]
HMM.
[ COINS RATTLING .]
HMM.
THE TOWNSFOLK REJOICED AS HMM.
THE TOWNSFOLK REJOICED AS NIGHTTIME FELL.
THE TOWNSFOLK REJOICED AS NIGHTTIME FELL.
THE SLUZZLE TAG SPIRIT HAD THEM NIGHTTIME FELL.
THE SLUZZLE TAG SPIRIT HAD THEM UNDER ITS SPELL.
THE SLUZZLE TAG SPIRIT HAD THEM UNDER ITS SPELL.
Darwin: WAIT.
WHAT IS UNDER ITS SPELL.
Darwin: WAIT.
WHAT IS SLUZZLE DUDE IS HUNGRY? Darwin: WAIT.
WHAT IS SLUZZLE DUDE IS HUNGRY? Mom: WE CAN LEAVE HIM SOME SLUZZLE DUDE IS HUNGRY? Mom: WE CAN LEAVE HIM SOME MILK AND COOKIES.
Mom: WE CAN LEAVE HIM SOME MILK AND COOKIES.
Darwin: GOOD IDEA.
MILK AND COOKIES.
Darwin: GOOD IDEA.
[ TOILET FLUSHES .]
Darwin: GOOD IDEA.
[ TOILET FLUSHES .]
Gumball: WELL, THAT CUTS OUT [ TOILET FLUSHES .]
Gumball: WELL, THAT CUTS OUT THE MIDDLE MAN.
Gumball: WELL, THAT CUTS OUT THE MIDDLE MAN.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THE MIDDLE MAN.
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
I'm watching you.
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
I'm watching you.
WAAAH! I'm watching you.
WAAAH! [ BODY THUDS .]
WAAAH! [ BODY THUDS .]
Anais: [ SIGHS .]
[ BODY THUDS .]
Anais: [ SIGHS .]
DAD, THIS SLUZZLE-WURST IS SO Anais: [ SIGHS .]
DAD, THIS SLUZZLE-WURST IS SO FATTY, I'M SWEATING BUTTER.
DAD, THIS SLUZZLE-WURST IS SO FATTY, I'M SWEATING BUTTER.
Dad: OOH! BUTTER! FATTY, I'M SWEATING BUTTER.
Dad: OOH! BUTTER! [ ALL SIGH .]
Dad: OOH! BUTTER! [ ALL SIGH .]
[ BODY THUDS .]
[ ALL SIGH .]
[ BODY THUDS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ BODY THUDS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: LET'S WATCH THE [ LAUGHTER .]
Gumball: LET'S WATCH THE SLUZZLE TAG SPECIAL.
Gumball: LET'S WATCH THE SLUZZLE TAG SPECIAL.
JOLLY SLUZZLE TA-- SLUZZLE TAG SPECIAL.
JOLLY SLUZZLE TA-- UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMATION IS A JOLLY SLUZZLE TA-- UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMATION IS A LENGTHY PROCESS, AND THAT'S ALL UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMATION IS A LENGTHY PROCESS, AND THAT'S ALL WE'VE HAD TIME TO MAKE.
LENGTHY PROCESS, AND THAT'S ALL WE'VE HAD TIME TO MAKE.
JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG.
WE'VE HAD TIME TO MAKE.
JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG.
[ LAUGHTER .]
JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG.
[ LAUGHTER .]
Mom: OH, WELL.
[ LAUGHTER .]
Mom: OH, WELL.
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR BED, GUYS.
Both: HAPPY SLUZZLE TAG.
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
Darwin: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE [ DOOR CLOSES .]
Darwin: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT SLUZZLE DUDE BRINGS ME.
Darwin: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT SLUZZLE DUDE BRINGS ME.
Gumball: ME TOO.
WHAT SLUZZLE DUDE BRINGS ME.
Gumball: ME TOO.
Darwin: JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG.
Gumball: ME TOO.
Darwin: JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG.
Gumball: GOOD NIGHT, BUDDY.
Anais: SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? AS ALL IN THE LAND LAY HAPPY DO NOW? AS ALL IN THE LAND LAY HAPPY IN SLUMBER, THE LITTLE BOY AS ALL IN THE LAND LAY HAPPY IN SLUMBER, THE LITTLE BOY REALIZED HIS SLUZZLE TAG IN SLUMBER, THE LITTLE BOY REALIZED HIS SLUZZLE TAG BLUNDER.
REALIZED HIS SLUZZLE TAG BLUNDER.
Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? BLUNDER.
Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Anais: SLUZZLE DUDE IS Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Anais: SLUZZLE DUDE IS SUPPOSED TO GIVE PRESENTS TO Anais: SLUZZLE DUDE IS SUPPOSED TO GIVE PRESENTS TO EVERYONE IN ELMORE.
SUPPOSED TO GIVE PRESENTS TO EVERYONE IN ELMORE.
Gumball: YEAH.
EVERYONE IN ELMORE.
Gumball: YEAH.
Anais: AND YOU MADE HIM UP.
Gumball: YEAH.
Anais: AND YOU MADE HIM UP.
Gumball: YEAH.
Anais: AND YOU MADE HIM UP.
Gumball: YEAH.
Anais: SO WHO'S GONNA BRING Gumball: YEAH.
Anais: SO WHO'S GONNA BRING ALL OF THE PRESENTS? Anais: SO WHO'S GONNA BRING ALL OF THE PRESENTS? Gumball: WELL, SLUZZLE DUDE ALL OF THE PRESENTS? Gumball: WELL, SLUZZLE DUDE WILL, OF COURSE.
Gumball: WELL, SLUZZLE DUDE WILL, OF COURSE.
D'OH.
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN NOW.
WILL, OF COURSE.
D'OH.
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN NOW.
WELL, HE REALIZED EVENTUALLY.
D'OH.
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN NOW.
WELL, HE REALIZED EVENTUALLY.
Gumball: OH, MY GOSH! WELL, HE REALIZED EVENTUALLY.
Gumball: OH, MY GOSH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Gumball: OH, MY GOSH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! THINK ABOUT HOW UPSET EVERYONE'S WHAT HAVE I DONE?! THINK ABOUT HOW UPSET EVERYONE'S GONNA BE WHEN EVERYTHING I THINK ABOUT HOW UPSET EVERYONE'S GONNA BE WHEN EVERYTHING I PROMISED DOESN'T COME TRUE! GONNA BE WHEN EVERYTHING I PROMISED DOESN'T COME TRUE! IT'LL BE LIKE PROMISED DOESN'T COME TRUE! IT'LL BE LIKE Anais: I THINK YOU'RE BEING IT'LL BE LIKE Anais: I THINK YOU'RE BEING OVERDRAMATIC.
Anais: I THINK YOU'RE BEING OVERDRAMATIC.
IT'LL BE MORE LIKE Gumball: ANAIS, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, 'CAUSE ELMORE IS WAITING FOR A WISH TO COME TRUE HELP ME, 'CAUSE ELMORE IS WAITING FOR A WISH TO COME TRUE FOR PRESENTS DELIVERED BY WAITING FOR A WISH TO COME TRUE FOR PRESENTS DELIVERED BY THEIR SLUZZLE DUDE FOR PRESENTS DELIVERED BY THEIR SLUZZLE DUDE YOU CANNOT DENY THEM THEIR THEIR SLUZZLE DUDE YOU CANNOT DENY THEM THEIR HOPES AND BELIEFS YOU CANNOT DENY THEM THEIR HOPES AND BELIEFS TO LIFT THEM FROM SORROW HOPES AND BELIEFS TO LIFT THEM FROM SORROW TO SAVE THEM FROM GRIEF TO LIFT THEM FROM SORROW TO SAVE THEM FROM GRIEF TO BRING SUCH -- TO SAVE THEM FROM GRIEF TO BRING SUCH -- Anais: OKAY! I'LL HELP YOU! TO BRING SUCH -- Anais: OKAY! I'LL HELP YOU! JUST STOP SINGING! Anais: OKAY! I'LL HELP YOU! JUST STOP SINGING! Gumball: OH, THANK GOSH.
JUST STOP SINGING! Gumball: OH, THANK GOSH.
I DON'T THINK I COULD'VE GONE Gumball: OH, THANK GOSH.
I DON'T THINK I COULD'VE GONE ANY HIGHER.
I DON'T THINK I COULD'VE GONE ANY HIGHER.
YEAH, I'VE GOT YOU NOW, ANY HIGHER.
YEAH, I'VE GOT YOU NOW, WATTERSON.
YEAH, I'VE GOT YOU NOW, WATTERSON.
AAH! WATTERSON.
AAH! Anais: GUMBALL, YOU JUST AAH! Anais: GUMBALL, YOU JUST BROKE THE DOOR! Anais: GUMBALL, YOU JUST BROKE THE DOOR! IT'S SUPPOSED TO OPEN INWARDS, BROKE THE DOOR! IT'S SUPPOSED TO OPEN INWARDS, YOU KNOW.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO OPEN INWARDS, YOU KNOW.
[ GROANS .]
YOU KNOW.
[ GROANS .]
TO SAVE SLUZZLE TAG, THEY RAN [ GROANS .]
TO SAVE SLUZZLE TAG, THEY RAN AND THEY RAN.
TO SAVE SLUZZLE TAG, THEY RAN AND THEY RAN.
ONLY ONE THING WAS MISSING AND THEY RAN.
ONLY ONE THING WAS MISSING AND THAT WAS A PLAN.
ONLY ONE THING WAS MISSING AND THAT WAS A PLAN.
Gumball: UNH! AND THAT WAS A PLAN.
Gumball: UNH! Anais: NO, WAIT! Gumball: UNH! Anais: NO, WAIT! STOP RUNNING! WE NEED A PLAN! Anais: NO, WAIT! STOP RUNNING! WE NEED A PLAN! Gumball: OH, SORRY.
STOP RUNNING! WE NEED A PLAN! Gumball: OH, SORRY.
Anais: ACTUALLY, NO.
Gumball: OH, SORRY.
Anais: ACTUALLY, NO.
CARRY ON.
Anais: ACTUALLY, NO.
CARRY ON.
RUNNING HELPS YOU THINK.
CARRY ON.
RUNNING HELPS YOU THINK.
OKAY.
FIRST, WE'RE GONNA NEED RUNNING HELPS YOU THINK.
OKAY.
FIRST, WE'RE GONNA NEED PRESENTS.
OKAY.
FIRST, WE'RE GONNA NEED PRESENTS.
LUCKILY, TRASH CANS ARE FULL OF PRESENTS.
LUCKILY, TRASH CANS ARE FULL OF ALL THE LAME CHRISTMAS GIFTS LUCKILY, TRASH CANS ARE FULL OF ALL THE LAME CHRISTMAS GIFTS PEOPLE PRETENDED TO LIKE, LIKE ALL THE LAME CHRISTMAS GIFTS PEOPLE PRETENDED TO LIKE, LIKE THAT TREADMILL MOM BOUGHT FOR PEOPLE PRETENDED TO LIKE, LIKE THAT TREADMILL MOM BOUGHT FOR DAD.
THAT TREADMILL MOM BOUGHT FOR DAD.
JUST GRAB THAT.
DAD.
JUST GRAB THAT.
[ MOTOR WHIRRING .]
JUST GRAB THAT.
[ MOTOR WHIRRING .]
Gumball: SOMETHING ABOUT THIS [ MOTOR WHIRRING .]
Gumball: SOMETHING ABOUT THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
Gumball: SOMETHING ABOUT THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR! DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR! HUH? BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR! HUH? [ RUMBLING .]
HUH? [ RUMBLING .]
WOW! [ RUMBLING .]
WOW! I GUESS.
WOW! I GUESS.
THANKS FOR THE TREADMILL, I GUESS.
THANKS FOR THE TREADMILL, SLUZZLE DUDE! THANKS FOR THE TREADMILL, SLUZZLE DUDE! AAH! SLUZZLE DUDE! AAH! SO, THE BLUE BOY TURNED HIS AAH! SO, THE BLUE BOY TURNED HIS WRONGS INTO RIGHT, LEAVING SO, THE BLUE BOY TURNED HIS WRONGS INTO RIGHT, LEAVING EVERYONE GARBAGE ON SLUZZLE TAG WRONGS INTO RIGHT, LEAVING EVERYONE GARBAGE ON SLUZZLE TAG NIGHT.
EVERYONE GARBAGE ON SLUZZLE TAG NIGHT.
THE PLAN WAS SUCCESSFUL, AND NIGHT.
THE PLAN WAS SUCCESSFUL, AND NOTHING COULD SPOIL IT, UNTIL THE PLAN WAS SUCCESSFUL, AND NOTHING COULD SPOIL IT, UNTIL THAT GUY THERE WENT AND FLUSHED NOTHING COULD SPOIL IT, UNTIL THAT GUY THERE WENT AND FLUSHED HIS OWN TOILET.
THAT GUY THERE WENT AND FLUSHED HIS OWN TOILET.
[ TOILET FLUSHES .]
HIS OWN TOILET.
[ TOILET FLUSHES .]
SO THEY SNUCK INTO HOMES BUT [ TOILET FLUSHES .]
SO THEY SNUCK INTO HOMES BUT WITH JOY IN THEIR HEART, SO SO THEY SNUCK INTO HOMES BUT WITH JOY IN THEIR HEART, SO WE'LL TRY TO IGNORE THE WITH JOY IN THEIR HEART, SO WE'LL TRY TO IGNORE THE NOT-SO-LEGAL PART.
WE'LL TRY TO IGNORE THE NOT-SO-LEGAL PART.
Anais: GUMBALL, THIS IS OUR NOT-SO-LEGAL PART.
Anais: GUMBALL, THIS IS OUR HOME.
Anais: GUMBALL, THIS IS OUR HOME.
Gumball: THEN THE DOOR'S HOME.
Gumball: THEN THE DOOR'S ALREADY BROKEN.
Gumball: THEN THE DOOR'S ALREADY BROKEN.
Anais: OH, YEAH.
ALREADY BROKEN.
Anais: OH, YEAH.
Gumball: HYAH! [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS .]
BUT JUST WHEN THEY THOUGHT IT WAS ALL IN THE BAG, AN EVIL BUT JUST WHEN THEY THOUGHT IT WAS ALL IN THE BAG, AN EVIL FORCE CAME TO SPOIL SLUZZLE TAG.
WAS ALL IN THE BAG, AN EVIL FORCE CAME TO SPOIL SLUZZLE TAG.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
FORCE CAME TO SPOIL SLUZZLE TAG.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
HA! SLUZZL-- AAH! [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
HA! SLUZZL-- AAH! [ GRUNTS .]
HA! SLUZZL-- AAH! [ GRUNTS .]
SLUZZLE TAG IS NOTHING BUT A [ GRUNTS .]
SLUZZLE TAG IS NOTHING BUT A LIE! SLUZZLE TAG IS NOTHING BUT A LIE! NO! I CAN PROVE IT! LIE! NO! I CAN PROVE IT! SEE?! NO! I CAN PROVE IT! SEE?! Darwin: WHO'S THAT? SEE?! Darwin: WHO'S THAT? NEVER MIND.
Darwin: WHO'S THAT? NEVER MIND.
IT WAS AN ATTEMPT, ALTHOUGH NEVER MIND.
IT WAS AN ATTEMPT, ALTHOUGH UNREFINED, TO SEE WHAT HER IT WAS AN ATTEMPT, ALTHOUGH UNREFINED, TO SEE WHAT HER BACKSIDE LOOKED LIKE FROM UNREFINED, TO SEE WHAT HER BACKSIDE LOOKED LIKE FROM BEHIND.
BACKSIDE LOOKED LIKE FROM BEHIND.
SEE?! BEHIND.
SEE?! Darwin: [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
SEE?! Darwin: [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
WE'LL SAVE YOU THE PAIN OF Darwin: [ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
WE'LL SAVE YOU THE PAIN OF HOW LOUD DARWIN'S SOUND WAS.
WE'LL SAVE YOU THE PAIN OF HOW LOUD DARWIN'S SOUND WAS.
JUST IMAGINE THE SCREAM OF A HOW LOUD DARWIN'S SOUND WAS.
JUST IMAGINE THE SCREAM OF A MILLION CHIHUAHUAS.
JUST IMAGINE THE SCREAM OF A MILLION CHIHUAHUAS.
Both: WHAT WAS THAT? MILLION CHIHUAHUAS.
Both: WHAT WAS THAT? Mom: SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE PUT Both: WHAT WAS THAT? Mom: SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE PUT THEIR TAIL IN THE DEEP-FAT Mom: SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE PUT THEIR TAIL IN THE DEEP-FAT FRYER.
THEIR TAIL IN THE DEEP-FAT FRYER.
OR THEY STEPPED ON THE TOES FRYER.
OR THEY STEPPED ON THE TOES OF THE WORLD'S WORST CHOIR.
OR THEY STEPPED ON THE TOES OF THE WORLD'S WORST CHOIR.
OR A PACK OF HYENAS IN A OF THE WORLD'S WORST CHOIR.
OR A PACK OF HYENAS IN A FIGHT WITH A RAT.
OR A PACK OF HYENAS IN A FIGHT WITH A RAT.
YEAH, WHATEVER.
FIGHT WITH A RAT.
YEAH, WHATEVER.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
YEAH, WHATEVER.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
Gumball: UH, I'M SORRY.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
Gumball: UH, I'M SORRY.
SLUZZLE DUDE DOESN'T REALLY Gumball: UH, I'M SORRY.
SLUZZLE DUDE DOESN'T REALLY EXIST.
SLUZZLE DUDE DOESN'T REALLY EXIST.
MADE HIM UP.
EXIST.
MADE HIM UP.
I MADE THE WHOLE HOLIDAY UP.
MADE HIM UP.
I MADE THE WHOLE HOLIDAY UP.
[ ALL GASPING .]
I MADE THE WHOLE HOLIDAY UP.
[ ALL GASPING .]
THOUGH YOU MAY THINK HIS [ ALL GASPING .]
THOUGH YOU MAY THINK HIS CRIME UNFORGIVABLE, THE YOUNG THOUGH YOU MAY THINK HIS CRIME UNFORGIVABLE, THE YOUNG BOY WAS BLESSED BY A SLUZZLE TAG CRIME UNFORGIVABLE, THE YOUNG BOY WAS BLESSED BY A SLUZZLE TAG MIRACLE.
BOY WAS BLESSED BY A SLUZZLE TAG MIRACLE.
[ ALL SIGHING .]
MIRACLE.
[ ALL SIGHING .]
TO BE HONEST, I KIND OF KNEW [ ALL SIGHING .]
TO BE HONEST, I KIND OF KNEW IT WAS A LIE ALL ALONG.
TO BE HONEST, I KIND OF KNEW IT WAS A LIE ALL ALONG.
Mom: IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD IT WAS A LIE ALL ALONG.
Mom: IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD WHEN I SAW A SNOWMAN WEARING Mom: IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD WHEN I SAW A SNOWMAN WEARING STUDDED LEATHER PANTS.
WHEN I SAW A SNOWMAN WEARING STUDDED LEATHER PANTS.
Darwin: YEAH, I KNEW, TOO.
STUDDED LEATHER PANTS.
Darwin: YEAH, I KNEW, TOO.
I JUST REALLY NEEDED SOMETHING Darwin: YEAH, I KNEW, TOO.
I JUST REALLY NEEDED SOMETHING TO GET ME THROUGH JANUARY.
I JUST REALLY NEEDED SOMETHING TO GET ME THROUGH JANUARY.
I THINK WE ALL DO.
TO GET ME THROUGH JANUARY.
I THINK WE ALL DO.
EVEN YOU, MISS SIMIAN.
I THINK WE ALL DO.
EVEN YOU, MISS SIMIAN.
AH! EVEN YOU, MISS SIMIAN.
AH! AH! A HIDEOUS GADGET THAT I'LL AH! AH! A HIDEOUS GADGET THAT I'LL NEVER USE.
AH! A HIDEOUS GADGET THAT I'LL NEVER USE.
Dad: WHO WOULD EVER THROW NEVER USE.
Dad: WHO WOULD EVER THROW THAT AWAY? Dad: WHO WOULD EVER THROW THAT AWAY? I DID.
SORRY, NIGEL.
THAT AWAY? I DID.
SORRY, NIGEL.
OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I DID.
SORRY, NIGEL.
OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I HATED YOURS, TOO.
OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I HATED YOURS, TOO.
[ LAUGHTER .]
I HATED YOURS, TOO.
[ LAUGHTER .]
THE END OF OUR STORY IS NOW [ LAUGHTER .]
THE END OF OUR STORY IS NOW DRAWING NIGH, AND THE THE END OF OUR STORY IS NOW DRAWING NIGH, AND THE SLUZZLE TAG MORAL IS NOT HARD TO DRAWING NIGH, AND THE SLUZZLE TAG MORAL IS NOT HARD TO SPY -- THAT WHEN LIFE IS TOUGH SLUZZLE TAG MORAL IS NOT HARD TO SPY -- THAT WHEN LIFE IS TOUGH AND JOY HARD TO COME BY, MOST SPY -- THAT WHEN LIFE IS TOUGH AND JOY HARD TO COME BY, MOST PEOPLE ARE HAPPIER BELIEVING A AND JOY HARD TO COME BY, MOST PEOPLE ARE HAPPIER BELIEVING A LIE.