The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s04e14 Episode Script
The Awkwardness; The Nest
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROANS .]
[ Rapping .]
ON MY WAY TO BUY SOME KETCHUP, I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD GONNA TAKE IT RIGHT ON HOME, AND THEN I'LL COVER ALL MY FOOD KETCHUP IS MY FAVORITE SAUCE, IT IS THE CONDIMENT OF KINGS KETCHUP, YOU'RE SO USEFUL, YOU TASTE GREAT ON MANY THINGS YOU CAN USE IT ON A BURGER OR SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE YOU USE IT TO CLEAN YOUR EARS OR EVEN WASH YOUR FACE ON PIZZA, PASTA, CHOPS, OR COOKIES AS A MAIN OR ON THE SIDE HAIR GEL, SALAD DRESSING, OR TO GREASE A SLIP-AND-SLIDE IT'S GOOD FOR STEAK, A CAKE, A COFFEE BREAK, ROAST HAKE A PASTA BAKE, IF YOU DRINK SOME IN THE MORNING IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL AWAKE, ON A FRIES, SHISH KEBAB ON BACON, CRAB, OR TOAST, YOU CAN FRY IT, STEAM IT BOIL IT, BAKE IT, USE IT ON A ROAST ON MEATS, BEETS, CHEESE, WHEAT, SWEETS, AND TREATS AND WITH A LITTLE CHILI FOR A TOUCH OF EXTRA HEAT IT'S NOT JUST THERE FOR YOU TO EAT WHEN DRIED, IT WORKS LIKE CONCRETE TO SHINE YOUR BOOTS, ON VEG, ON FRUITS TO CLEAN YOUR SHIRTS, YOUR SOCKS, YOUR SUITS TO LUBRICATE A CREAKY DOOR, TO CLEAN YOUR TEETH TO CLEAN A FLOOR, TO PAINT A PAINTING YOU HAVE PAINTED REVIVE OLD LADIES WHO FAINTED, TO GIVE YOUR QUICHE A LITTLE LIFT AN UNEXPECTED CHRISTMAS GIFT, IT'S ALWAYS GUARANTEED TO MAKE AN AWESOME FAKE NOSE BLEED BUT MY FAVORITE USE FOR KETCHUP'S NOT ON FRIES OR ROASTED HOG WHERE I LOVE KETCHUP MOST IS ON A BIG JUICY HOT DO-- OH, NO, IT'S HOT-DOG GUY AGAIN.
OH, NO -- HIM! UH UH -OH! -OH! [ BOTH SPUTTERING .]
UNH! [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
UNH! Both: WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.
[ BOTH GRUNTING .]
IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN SYNCH.
AND NOW WE'RE BOTH TALKING, AND -- [ SIGHS .]
RIGHT, I'LL JUST STOP TALKING, AND YOU CAN -- OKAY, THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GET OUT OF SYNCH IS IF I SAY SOMETHING REALLY UNEXPECTED LIKE BUSINESS CLOWN! MEAT FLAN! THUNDER QUACK! [ SIGHS .]
JUST PICK UP YOUR PHONE, AND LET'S NEVER TALK AGAIN, OKAY? [ BOTH SIGHS .]
OKAY, BYE! [ BOTH WINCING .]
EH.
[ BOTH GRUNT .]
[ BOTH WHIMPER .]
[ GRUNTS, SIGHS .]
MAYBE I'LL JUST CROSS THE ROAD.
[ BEEPING .]
[ JACKHAMMER RATTLING .]
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TRUST ME, I-IT'S BETTER THIS WAY! [ WATER SPLASHES .]
[ GRUNTS, SIGHS .]
ROADWORKS.
[ BEEPING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PLAYING TAG! [ LAUGHTER .]
[ ALL GRUNTING .]
FINALLY ALONE! [ SIGHS .]
I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET RID OF THAT GUY.
Both: HOPEFULLY, I'LL NEVER SEE HIS FACE AG-- [ HONK! .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ SIGHS .]
REALLY? I-I'LL JUST, UH YES.
Y-YES, YOU DO THAT.
[ BRAKES HISS .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
SORRY.
SORRY! SORRY.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
COULD YOU, UH, LIKE, NOT BREATHE DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH? UH, I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST REALLY HOT IN HERE! I-I'LL JUST TRY TO [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
HEY? HEY! [ BREATHING HEAVILY CONTINUES .]
OH, SORRY.
I DON'T MIND.
OKAY, JUST GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE.
[ SIGHS .]
THAT'S BETTER, BUT I NEED SOME MORE AIR.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
COMFORTABLE CLOTHES, PLEASE.
[ TING! .]
GOOD.
[ SMACKS LIPS .]
STILL THIRSTY.
HEY, THIS IS MY PRIVATE HAPPY PLACE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! NOT REALLY MY CHOICE.
WHAT?! HOW?! WELL, WE HIT A BUMP, AND, UH [ BONK! .]
[ MUFFLED SHOUTING .]
[ BELL RINGING .]
[ ALL GRUNTING .]
OKAY, LOOK, WE'RE CLEARLY WALKING IN THE SAME DIRECTION.
LET'S JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THAT AND MOVE FORWARD.
YEAH, IT'S ONLY WEIRD IF WE MAKE IT WEIRD.
I MEAN, WE SHOULD JUST RELAX AND COEXIST.
THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT.
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ SIGHS .]
WHO AM I KIDDING? THE ELEVATOR'S ONE OF THE MOST AWKWARD PLACES ON THE PLANET, RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM, DINNER WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER, AND DINNER WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER IN THE SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM.
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS .]
[ BOTH WHIMPER .]
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
[ TAPPING .]
[ CLICKING TONGUE .]
SOWHERE ARE YOU GOING, ANYWAY? I WAS JUST GETTING SOME KETCHUP FOR MY DELICIOUS HOT D-- UH DID YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? YOU'RE STANDING NEXT TO IT.
I THOUGHT YOU PRESSED IT.
[ SIGHS .]
[ Distorted voice .]
NOT THIS TIME! [ ROARING .]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
[ GROANING .]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? [ Normal voice .]
NOTHING.
[ ELEVATOR DINGING .]
[ SIGHS .]
COME ON! COME ON! [ GRUNTING .]
[ ALARM SOUNDS .]
[ SIGHS .]
RIGHT.
WITH OUR LUCK, WE'LL BE STUCK HERE FOR TWO DAYS.
HOW ABOUT WE JUST PUSH THROUGH THE AWKWARDNESS AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER? HOW? LET'S JUST CONFESS TO OUR MOST EMBARRASSING SECRET RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, THEN WE'LL KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL, WE'LL FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO HANG OUT.
EH, REALLY? I'LL START.
I'VE GOT, LIKE, A WEIRD NAIL AT THE END OF MY TAIL.
LOOK.
EWW! COME ON, MAN, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.
[ SIGHS .]
OKAY.
THIS ISN'T MY REAL HAIR.
IT'S A WIG DESIGNED TO HIDE THIS.
I WAS BORN ATTACHED TO MY TWO BROTHERS.
THE OTHER SCAR IS LESS CONSPICUOUS.
[ MUFFLED LAUGH .]
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS .]
[ BOTH GASP .]
DON'T WORRY -- I DIDN'T TAKE ANY PICTURES.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ LAUGHS .]
IT WAS A VIDEO! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ SIGHS .]
FINALLY, SOME PLACE WHERE I WON'T -- BUMP INTO THAT GUY AGAIN! OH, COME ON! [ WATER SPLASHES .]
[ SIGHS .]
WOULD YOU JUST OPEN THE DOOR, PLEASE? AND WE'RE STUCK.
LOOK, THE ONLY WAY OUT OF HERE IS TO WORK TOGETHER.
YOU WORK TOGETHER! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO WORK TOGETHER ON YOUR OWN.
WHATEVER.
COME ON, WE JUST HAVE TO GO TO THE BACK OF THE CUBICLE AND PUSH UP WITH OUR LEGS.
OKAY, GIVE ME YOUR ARM.
WE TOUCH AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE, OKAY? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO AWKWARD?! ME?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S HAPLESSLY AWKWARD! I AM NOT HAPLESS.
I'M, LIKE, TOTALLY HAPFUL, MAN.
THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD.
LOOK, HOW ABOUT WE JUST PRETEND THIS IS ALL NORMAL.
OKAY, WE'RE JUST A HOT DOG AND A BLUE CAT CLIMBING UP A PUBLIC TOILET USING ONLY OUR FEET -- NOTHING WEIRD HERE.
SEE, NOTHING'S AWKWARD IF YOU DECIDE IT'S NOT.
I DON'T KNOW.
IT SOUNDS PRETTY AWKWARD FROM HERE.
SORRY.
SORRY.
[ Muffled .]
I DON'T MIND.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
I'M SURE ONE DAY WE'LL LAUGH ABOUT -- WELL, NOT ABOUT THIS BUT [ BOTH WHIMPER .]
[ Rapping .]
FINALLY GOT RID OF THAT ANNOYING HOT-DOG GUY AND NOW I'M IN THE STORE, SO THERE IS NO REASON WHY HE CAN INTERRUPT MY DAY SO I'LL TELL YOU ALL WHAT'S UP IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BUY MYSELF A BOTTLE OF KETCH-- AAH! HEH, FUNNY -- THAT WOULD'VE BEEN THE PERFECT DRAMATIC PLACE FOR HIM TO APPEAR.
[ GASPS .]
EH? YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE HOT-DOG GUY, RIGHT? YEAH, I GET THAT A LOT.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, SIGHS .]
Crocodile Lady: HEY, LOOK! [ YELPS .]
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE.
[ MEOWS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
IT'S FUNNY.
YOU REALLY DO LIKE THAT THAT HO-- [GASPS.]
Both: NO! NO! NOOOOO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU! NO, I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU! [ ALARM BLARING .]
LOOK, MOTHER, LARCENY! [ GRUNTS .]
SOMEBODY CALL SECUR-- AAH! FREEZE! DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE! UHCAN WE JUST MOVE A LITTLE? YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE! [ HANDCUFFS CLICK .]
NOW, LET ME READ YOU YOUR RIGHTS.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO RETURN ANY PRODUCT WITHIN 20 DAYS.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY ANYTHING, BUT ANYTHING YOU DO BUY CAN BE ADDED TO YOUR REWARD CARD.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REDEEM UNLIMITED COUPONS.
IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A COUPON, YOU MAY BE PROVIDED WITH ONE BY THE STORE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE NOT A REAL COP.
I'M A MALL COP! IS THAT REAL ENOUGH FOR YOU? NO.
WAIT, IF YOU'RE NOT A REAL COP, HOW COME YOU HAVE HANDCUFFS? THEY'RE AVAILABLE FOR 5 BUCKS FROM THE TOY STORE ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
WAIT, SO, ARE WE OFFICIALLY UNDER ARREST, OR WHAT? WELL, "OFFICIAL" IS JUST A WORD.
YEAH, FOR THINGS THAT ARE OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL.
SHALL WE? DEFINITELY.
HEY, STOP! AAH! QUICK, THAT WAY! [ NOTE PLAYS .]
NO, I SAY WE GO THAT WAY! [ NOTE PLAYS .]
WHY? THAT'S WHERE HE WENT! YEAH, I KNOW.
I JUST WANTED TO GET YOU BACK.
Mall Cop: HEY, YOU! [ CLANG! .]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! .]
THERE! NO, THERE! [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ POP! .]
OHH! MM.
[ HANDCUFF RATTLES .]
GREAT, THE ONE BIT I'D LIKE TO BE FLAT ISN'T.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS .]
HEY! [ WHIMPERS .]
YOU TWO ARE GOING DOWN! [ GASPS .]
YES, THAT'S IT! NO! TRUST ME.
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
I MEANT, THE ESCALATOR'S RIGHT THERE.
OH.
O-OH, RIGHT, SORRY.
STOP RIGHT THERE! [ ALL GROAN .]
[ BOTH GASP .]
HEY, MISTER, ARE YOU OKAY? SIR? SIR?! OFFICER? [ GASPS, GROANS .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ HANDCUFFS DISENGAGE .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
WELL YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
T-THAT WAS WEIRD.
UH, BUT WE MADE IT.
[ CHUCKLES .]
HIGH FI-- OH, HELLO.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
UH, I, UH, WASN'T SAYING HELLO, UH, TO YOU.
OH, OH, SORRY.
OH, WE'RE WALKING IN THE SAME DIRECTION, HEH.
[ Singsong voice .]
AWKWARD! HEH.
I'M SORRY.
FOR WHAT? FOR THIS.
I DON'T MIND.
HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY! [ SMOOCHES .]
KITTY.
WHERE ARE YOU? [ HEAVY BREATHING .]
KITTY.
KITTY! KITTY! KITTY? [ GASPS .]
[ HEAVY BREATHING .]
[ SQUEAKY, MUFFLED BREATHING .]
[ SCURRYING .]
OH! KITTY! I CAN HEAR YOU UNDER THERE, YOU LITTLE RASCAL.
COME ON.
AAH! [ MEOWS .]
AH.
THERE YOU ARE.
[ YOWLS .]
WAIT, IF YOU'RE THERE, THEN WHAT -- OH, MAN! OH, NO! HELP ME! NO! AAH! [ CAR ALARM BLARING .]
Gumball: I HAD A REALLY WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT.
I ASKED PENNY TO MARRY ME, AND SHE SAID, "AAH! OH, MAN! OH, NO! HELP ME! NO! AAH! AAAAH!" [ IMITATES CAR ALARM .]
I TOOK IT AS A YES.
Reporter: WE INTERRUPT THIS CARTOON WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.
ELMORE POLICE ARE INVESTIGATING THE DISAPPEARANCE OF A NUMBER OF LOCAL CITIZENS.
WHO'S TO BLAME? FERAL TEENAGERS? FOREIGNERS? THE INTERNET? WE DON'T HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE, BUT IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR A VERDICT, SO WE SAY YES! [ ALL GASP .]
YES! [ ALL GASP .]
AND YES! [ ALL GASP .]
HERE IS ONE OF THE ALLEGED VICTIMS.
AHH, IT'S OKAY.
WE DON'T KNOW HIM.
THIS PHOTO IS SEVERAL YEARS OLD, BUT THIS IS WHAT HE MAY LOOK LIKE NOW.
[ ALL GASP .]
IT'S THE GUY NEXT DOOR! [ Dramatically .]
OH, HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU, DEAR MR PURPLY.
ANTLER.
GUY -- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S CALLED.
ME NEITHER.
AND TO THINK WE LIVE RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO HIM.
WE'VE GOT TO HELP FIND HIM! YES! BECAUSE WE REFUSE TO LET YOU GO WITHOUT A FIGHT, OH, DEAR MR.
[MUTTERS.]
SORRY.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD COME.
WE MIGHT NEED THIS.
YOU DON'T JUST DISAPPEAR LIKE THAT WITHOUT LEAVING SOME KIND OF EVIDENCE.
HMM.
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING.
[ CLATTER .]
[ CLATTER .]
AHA! [ YOWLS .]
[ SCREAMS .]
AND THAT IS WHY I'M NOT A CAT PERSON.
UH WHAT? OH, NOTHING.
OH.
WAIT UP.
UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ GASPS .]
[ BOTH WARBLE DRAMATICALLY .]
Anais: HMM I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE, BUT I'M CERTAIN I'VE SEEN SOMETHING LIKE IT IN THIS BOOK.
IT'S AN EGG, SO IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT MAMMALIAN.
FROM ITS LEATHERY SURFACE, I RULE OUT AVIAN.
AHA! THEN IT MUST BE REPTILIAN.
BUT LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES HERE.
I NEED TO STUDY THE COLD-BLOODED FACTS.
[ LAUGHS .]
GET IT? COLD-BLOODED? [ LAUGHS .]
REPTILE.
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
[ CHUCKLES, SIGHS .]
DIDN'T YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT SHE THOUGHT? NAH, SHE LOST ME AT "BOOK.
" LET'S JUST KEEP LOOKING FOR CLUES.
MAYBE THIS OBVIOUS TRAIL OF SHREDDED CLOTHING IS A CLUE.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
NAH.
IF IT WAS, IT'D BE MORE DRAMATIC THAN THAT.
[ THUNDER CRASHES .]
[ YOWLS .]
OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! IT'S A CLUE! IT'S A CLUE! [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
THE NUMBER OF MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES CONTINUES TO RISE.
ELMORE POLICE HAVE MADE THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT.
WE ARE DOING EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER TO FIND THE MISSING CITIZEN, LEAVING NO STONE UNTURNED.
WAIT -- THESE SHREDDED CLOTHES LEAD RIGHT BACK TO OUR OWN HOUSE? THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING.
WHOEVER IS IN THERE IS NAKED.
[ BOTH GIGGLE .]
[ THUNDER CRASHES .]
OKAY -- REPTILES.
IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
SNAKE? NO.
CROCODILE? NO.
BANKER? NO.
OH, WHAT COULD IT BE? [ CRACK .]
[ GASPS .]
THE TRIONYX.
AN AGGRESSIVE PREDATOR FROM THE NILE RIVER.
HEY, THAT'S THE SAME AS OUR TURTLE.
"EGGS WILL ONLY HATCH IN A WARM ENVIRONMENT.
" [ GASPS .]
[ CREATURE SCURRYING .]
AAH! OW! [ SCREAMS .]
Both: ANAIS! [ CHOMPING .]
HOLD ON! [ GRUNTS .]
HEY! YOU! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND DARWIN.
AAH! [ CHOMPING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
GUMBALL, DISTRACT IT! UH, UH, UH [ HUMMING .]
[ SQUEAKS .]
[ CRASH .]
WHAT WAS THAT THING? THAT WAS OUR EVIL TURTLE'S BABY.
[ BOTH GASP .]
WHICH MEANS OUR EVIL TURTLE WAS A GIRL.
[ BOTH GASP .]
AND SHE WASN'T REALLY EVIL.
[ BOTH GASP .]
SHE WAS JUST PREGNANT.
[ BOTH GASP .]
AND I THINK SHE -- [ Straining .]
WAIT.
ONE MORE SHOCKING REVELATION AND WE MIGHT EXPLODE.
[ BOTH EXHALE .]
PLEASE CONTINUE.
SHE MUST HAVE ESCAPED.
BUT HOW? WE BLOCKED THE TOP OF THE TANK.
SHE MUST'VE CHEWED HER WAY DOWN.
ITHINK WE HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM.
I THINK IT'S A BIG ONE.
IT SAYS IN THIS BOOK IT'LL GROW ACCORDING TO HOW MUCH FOOD IS AVAILABLE, SO IMAGINE WHAT SHE COULD BECOME IN AN AMERICAN SUBURB.
Both: SUPERSIZED.
[ THUNDER CRASHES .]
BREAKING NEWS -- THE MONSTER HAS BEEN CAUGHT [ BOTH SIGH .]
ON CAMERA EATING AN OLD MAN WALKING HIS DOG.
[ BOTH GASP .]
MOM, DAD! SHH! KIDS, PLEASE.
[ SCREAMING .]
NO! NO! PLEASE, NO! [ SCREAMING .]
ELMORE NEWS -- DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMENT? OH, MY GOSH.
I KNOW.
OUR TURTLE IS FAMOUS! Reporter: FULL RECOVERY.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR OUR SPONSORS, THE TURTLE'S NOW BEEN CAPTURED BY ELMORE PEST CONTROL.
[ PEOPLE SHOUTING, SIRENS WAILING .]
[ HISSES .]
HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED? SHE ESCAPED TO MAKE A NEST TO LAY HER EGGS.
SHE MUST'VE BEEN PREGNANT WHEN DAD BOUGHT HER.
WHO'S TO SAY THIS PREGNANT TURTLE IS A "HER"? WE NEED TO FIND THAT NEST.
Reporter: THE ONLY TRACES OF THE VICTIMS ARE SHREDDED PIECES OF THEIR CLOTHING.
[ BOTH WARBLE DRAMATICALLY .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GASPS .]
WHAT DO YOU SEE? AAH! [ BREATHING RASPILY .]
THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT! NO, DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT.
STAY WITH US.
STAY WITH US.
NO, I MEANT THE FLASHLIGHT.
YOU'RE SHINING IT IN MY EYES.
OH.
SORRY.
WHY DID THE TURTLE BRING YOU HERE? [ EGGS RATTLING .]
FOR FOOD.
[ GROWLING .]
[ SCREAMS .]
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE -- NOW! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
HURRY! THEY'RE COMING! AAH! [ BELL CLANGS .]
[ SIGHS .]
NOT AGAIN.
[ GRUNTING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
AAH! AAH! [ TIRES SQUEAL .]
WAIT! WAIT! [ SIGHS .]
AAH! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING .]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES .]
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING, SIREN WAILING .]
HUH? [ HISSES .]
AAH! LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA [ GROWLS .]
LA, LA, LAAAAAAAH! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! EHEHH PEACHES? NO? HOT DOGS? NO? YES! TURTLE FOOD! [ TURTLES CHATTER .]
AAAAAAAH! BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT THE HOT DOG! GET AWAY FROM MY KIDS, YOU LITTLE -- UHUH AAAAH! BREAKING NEWS.
FOREIGN KILLER TURTLES ARE SWARMING ELMORE.
ARE THEY HERE TO EAT YOU OR, WORSE, TAKE YOUR JOB? ELMORE NEWS WILL COVER THESE TERRIBLE EVENTS UNTIL WE FIND SOMETHING WORSE TO EXAGGERATE.
AAH! OH, NO! NO! AAH! AAH! AAH! KEEP ROLLING! KEEP ROLLING! WHY ARE THEY SO EVIL?! WELL, IN THE WILD, THEY FOLLOW THEIR MOTHER BACK TO THE RIVER.
WITHOUT HER, THEY'RE TAKING OVER ANY TERRITORY THEY CAN.
THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION -- WE WELCOME OUR NEW RULERS, PUT ON LOINCLOTHS, AND SURRENDER AS THEIR SLAVES.
SHE MEANT WE NEED TO FIND THEIR MOTHER.
WELL, IT'S STILL A DEMOCRACY FOR NOW, SO WHO VOTES FOR MY IDEA? [ SIGHS .]
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
EXPLAIN THAT AGAIN.
THE BABIES WILL FOLLOW HER TO THE RIVER, AND THE TOWN WILL BE SAVED.
YOU MAKE A LOT OF SENSE, YOUNG LADY.
THAT'S THE ONLY SENSE -- WHA-- WHAT?! HE AGREED WITH US! HE DID? OH, WELL.
FORCE OF HABIT.
USUALLY PEOPLE JUST SAY NO TO US.
[ GRUNTING .]
GET AWAY! GET AWAY! GET AWAY! MARGARET! [ HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH .]
[ SCREECHING .]
[ TURTLES CHATTER .]
[ WARBLES .]
IT'S WORKING.
IT'S WORKING! [ TURTLES HISS .]
IT'S WORKING TOO WELL! IT'S WORKING TOO WELL! [ TIRES SQUEAL .]
THEY'RE CHEWING THROUGH THE TIRES! WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE FASTER?! WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY A PUPPY?! YES! THE RIVER! AAH! DAAH! THEY'VE EATEN THE BRAKES?! WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO JUMP! I'M SORRY WE NEVER UNDERSTOOD YOU.
[ HISSES .]
[ CHATTERS .]
GOODBYE, EVIL TURTLE.
JUMP! [ ALL GASP .]
[ GASPS .]
[ TURTLES SQUEAKING .]
SEE? SHE WAS NEVER EVIL.
SHE WAS JUST LOOKING AFTER HER BABIES.
[ TURTLES HISS .]
EH, MAYBE IT WAS BOTH.
[ GROANS .]
[ Rapping .]
ON MY WAY TO BUY SOME KETCHUP, I'M FEELING PRETTY GOOD GONNA TAKE IT RIGHT ON HOME, AND THEN I'LL COVER ALL MY FOOD KETCHUP IS MY FAVORITE SAUCE, IT IS THE CONDIMENT OF KINGS KETCHUP, YOU'RE SO USEFUL, YOU TASTE GREAT ON MANY THINGS YOU CAN USE IT ON A BURGER OR SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE YOU USE IT TO CLEAN YOUR EARS OR EVEN WASH YOUR FACE ON PIZZA, PASTA, CHOPS, OR COOKIES AS A MAIN OR ON THE SIDE HAIR GEL, SALAD DRESSING, OR TO GREASE A SLIP-AND-SLIDE IT'S GOOD FOR STEAK, A CAKE, A COFFEE BREAK, ROAST HAKE A PASTA BAKE, IF YOU DRINK SOME IN THE MORNING IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL AWAKE, ON A FRIES, SHISH KEBAB ON BACON, CRAB, OR TOAST, YOU CAN FRY IT, STEAM IT BOIL IT, BAKE IT, USE IT ON A ROAST ON MEATS, BEETS, CHEESE, WHEAT, SWEETS, AND TREATS AND WITH A LITTLE CHILI FOR A TOUCH OF EXTRA HEAT IT'S NOT JUST THERE FOR YOU TO EAT WHEN DRIED, IT WORKS LIKE CONCRETE TO SHINE YOUR BOOTS, ON VEG, ON FRUITS TO CLEAN YOUR SHIRTS, YOUR SOCKS, YOUR SUITS TO LUBRICATE A CREAKY DOOR, TO CLEAN YOUR TEETH TO CLEAN A FLOOR, TO PAINT A PAINTING YOU HAVE PAINTED REVIVE OLD LADIES WHO FAINTED, TO GIVE YOUR QUICHE A LITTLE LIFT AN UNEXPECTED CHRISTMAS GIFT, IT'S ALWAYS GUARANTEED TO MAKE AN AWESOME FAKE NOSE BLEED BUT MY FAVORITE USE FOR KETCHUP'S NOT ON FRIES OR ROASTED HOG WHERE I LOVE KETCHUP MOST IS ON A BIG JUICY HOT DO-- OH, NO, IT'S HOT-DOG GUY AGAIN.
OH, NO -- HIM! UH UH -OH! -OH! [ BOTH SPUTTERING .]
UNH! [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
UNH! Both: WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.
[ BOTH GRUNTING .]
IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN SYNCH.
AND NOW WE'RE BOTH TALKING, AND -- [ SIGHS .]
RIGHT, I'LL JUST STOP TALKING, AND YOU CAN -- OKAY, THE ONLY WAY WE CAN GET OUT OF SYNCH IS IF I SAY SOMETHING REALLY UNEXPECTED LIKE BUSINESS CLOWN! MEAT FLAN! THUNDER QUACK! [ SIGHS .]
JUST PICK UP YOUR PHONE, AND LET'S NEVER TALK AGAIN, OKAY? [ BOTH SIGHS .]
OKAY, BYE! [ BOTH WINCING .]
EH.
[ BOTH GRUNT .]
[ BOTH WHIMPER .]
[ GRUNTS, SIGHS .]
MAYBE I'LL JUST CROSS THE ROAD.
[ BEEPING .]
[ JACKHAMMER RATTLING .]
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TRUST ME, I-IT'S BETTER THIS WAY! [ WATER SPLASHES .]
[ GRUNTS, SIGHS .]
ROADWORKS.
[ BEEPING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PLAYING TAG! [ LAUGHTER .]
[ ALL GRUNTING .]
FINALLY ALONE! [ SIGHS .]
I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET RID OF THAT GUY.
Both: HOPEFULLY, I'LL NEVER SEE HIS FACE AG-- [ HONK! .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ SIGHS .]
REALLY? I-I'LL JUST, UH YES.
Y-YES, YOU DO THAT.
[ BRAKES HISS .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
SORRY.
SORRY! SORRY.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
COULD YOU, UH, LIKE, NOT BREATHE DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH? UH, I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST REALLY HOT IN HERE! I-I'LL JUST TRY TO [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
HEY? HEY! [ BREATHING HEAVILY CONTINUES .]
OH, SORRY.
I DON'T MIND.
OKAY, JUST GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE.
[ SIGHS .]
THAT'S BETTER, BUT I NEED SOME MORE AIR.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
COMFORTABLE CLOTHES, PLEASE.
[ TING! .]
GOOD.
[ SMACKS LIPS .]
STILL THIRSTY.
HEY, THIS IS MY PRIVATE HAPPY PLACE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! NOT REALLY MY CHOICE.
WHAT?! HOW?! WELL, WE HIT A BUMP, AND, UH [ BONK! .]
[ MUFFLED SHOUTING .]
[ BELL RINGING .]
[ ALL GRUNTING .]
OKAY, LOOK, WE'RE CLEARLY WALKING IN THE SAME DIRECTION.
LET'S JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THAT AND MOVE FORWARD.
YEAH, IT'S ONLY WEIRD IF WE MAKE IT WEIRD.
I MEAN, WE SHOULD JUST RELAX AND COEXIST.
THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT.
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ SIGHS .]
WHO AM I KIDDING? THE ELEVATOR'S ONE OF THE MOST AWKWARD PLACES ON THE PLANET, RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM, DINNER WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER, AND DINNER WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER IN THE SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM.
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS .]
[ BOTH WHIMPER .]
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
[ TAPPING .]
[ CLICKING TONGUE .]
SOWHERE ARE YOU GOING, ANYWAY? I WAS JUST GETTING SOME KETCHUP FOR MY DELICIOUS HOT D-- UH DID YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? YOU'RE STANDING NEXT TO IT.
I THOUGHT YOU PRESSED IT.
[ SIGHS .]
[ Distorted voice .]
NOT THIS TIME! [ ROARING .]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
[ GROANING .]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? [ Normal voice .]
NOTHING.
[ ELEVATOR DINGING .]
[ SIGHS .]
COME ON! COME ON! [ GRUNTING .]
[ ALARM SOUNDS .]
[ SIGHS .]
RIGHT.
WITH OUR LUCK, WE'LL BE STUCK HERE FOR TWO DAYS.
HOW ABOUT WE JUST PUSH THROUGH THE AWKWARDNESS AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER? HOW? LET'S JUST CONFESS TO OUR MOST EMBARRASSING SECRET RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, THEN WE'LL KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL, WE'LL FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO HANG OUT.
EH, REALLY? I'LL START.
I'VE GOT, LIKE, A WEIRD NAIL AT THE END OF MY TAIL.
LOOK.
EWW! COME ON, MAN, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.
[ SIGHS .]
OKAY.
THIS ISN'T MY REAL HAIR.
IT'S A WIG DESIGNED TO HIDE THIS.
I WAS BORN ATTACHED TO MY TWO BROTHERS.
THE OTHER SCAR IS LESS CONSPICUOUS.
[ MUFFLED LAUGH .]
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS .]
[ BOTH GASP .]
DON'T WORRY -- I DIDN'T TAKE ANY PICTURES.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ LAUGHS .]
IT WAS A VIDEO! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ SIGHS .]
FINALLY, SOME PLACE WHERE I WON'T -- BUMP INTO THAT GUY AGAIN! OH, COME ON! [ WATER SPLASHES .]
[ SIGHS .]
WOULD YOU JUST OPEN THE DOOR, PLEASE? AND WE'RE STUCK.
LOOK, THE ONLY WAY OUT OF HERE IS TO WORK TOGETHER.
YOU WORK TOGETHER! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO WORK TOGETHER ON YOUR OWN.
WHATEVER.
COME ON, WE JUST HAVE TO GO TO THE BACK OF THE CUBICLE AND PUSH UP WITH OUR LEGS.
OKAY, GIVE ME YOUR ARM.
WE TOUCH AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE, OKAY? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO AWKWARD?! ME?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S HAPLESSLY AWKWARD! I AM NOT HAPLESS.
I'M, LIKE, TOTALLY HAPFUL, MAN.
THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD.
LOOK, HOW ABOUT WE JUST PRETEND THIS IS ALL NORMAL.
OKAY, WE'RE JUST A HOT DOG AND A BLUE CAT CLIMBING UP A PUBLIC TOILET USING ONLY OUR FEET -- NOTHING WEIRD HERE.
SEE, NOTHING'S AWKWARD IF YOU DECIDE IT'S NOT.
I DON'T KNOW.
IT SOUNDS PRETTY AWKWARD FROM HERE.
SORRY.
SORRY.
[ Muffled .]
I DON'T MIND.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
I'M SURE ONE DAY WE'LL LAUGH ABOUT -- WELL, NOT ABOUT THIS BUT [ BOTH WHIMPER .]
[ Rapping .]
FINALLY GOT RID OF THAT ANNOYING HOT-DOG GUY AND NOW I'M IN THE STORE, SO THERE IS NO REASON WHY HE CAN INTERRUPT MY DAY SO I'LL TELL YOU ALL WHAT'S UP IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BUY MYSELF A BOTTLE OF KETCH-- AAH! HEH, FUNNY -- THAT WOULD'VE BEEN THE PERFECT DRAMATIC PLACE FOR HIM TO APPEAR.
[ GASPS .]
EH? YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE HOT-DOG GUY, RIGHT? YEAH, I GET THAT A LOT.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, SIGHS .]
Crocodile Lady: HEY, LOOK! [ YELPS .]
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE.
[ MEOWS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
IT'S FUNNY.
YOU REALLY DO LIKE THAT THAT HO-- [GASPS.]
Both: NO! NO! NOOOOO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU! NO, I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU! [ ALARM BLARING .]
LOOK, MOTHER, LARCENY! [ GRUNTS .]
SOMEBODY CALL SECUR-- AAH! FREEZE! DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE! UHCAN WE JUST MOVE A LITTLE? YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE! [ HANDCUFFS CLICK .]
NOW, LET ME READ YOU YOUR RIGHTS.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO RETURN ANY PRODUCT WITHIN 20 DAYS.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY ANYTHING, BUT ANYTHING YOU DO BUY CAN BE ADDED TO YOUR REWARD CARD.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REDEEM UNLIMITED COUPONS.
IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A COUPON, YOU MAY BE PROVIDED WITH ONE BY THE STORE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE NOT A REAL COP.
I'M A MALL COP! IS THAT REAL ENOUGH FOR YOU? NO.
WAIT, IF YOU'RE NOT A REAL COP, HOW COME YOU HAVE HANDCUFFS? THEY'RE AVAILABLE FOR 5 BUCKS FROM THE TOY STORE ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
WAIT, SO, ARE WE OFFICIALLY UNDER ARREST, OR WHAT? WELL, "OFFICIAL" IS JUST A WORD.
YEAH, FOR THINGS THAT ARE OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL.
SHALL WE? DEFINITELY.
HEY, STOP! AAH! QUICK, THAT WAY! [ NOTE PLAYS .]
NO, I SAY WE GO THAT WAY! [ NOTE PLAYS .]
WHY? THAT'S WHERE HE WENT! YEAH, I KNOW.
I JUST WANTED TO GET YOU BACK.
Mall Cop: HEY, YOU! [ CLANG! .]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! .]
THERE! NO, THERE! [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ POP! .]
OHH! MM.
[ HANDCUFF RATTLES .]
GREAT, THE ONE BIT I'D LIKE TO BE FLAT ISN'T.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS .]
HEY! [ WHIMPERS .]
YOU TWO ARE GOING DOWN! [ GASPS .]
YES, THAT'S IT! NO! TRUST ME.
[ BOTH SCREAMING .]
I MEANT, THE ESCALATOR'S RIGHT THERE.
OH.
O-OH, RIGHT, SORRY.
STOP RIGHT THERE! [ ALL GROAN .]
[ BOTH GASP .]
HEY, MISTER, ARE YOU OKAY? SIR? SIR?! OFFICER? [ GASPS, GROANS .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ HANDCUFFS DISENGAGE .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
WELL YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
T-THAT WAS WEIRD.
UH, BUT WE MADE IT.
[ CHUCKLES .]
HIGH FI-- OH, HELLO.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
UH, I, UH, WASN'T SAYING HELLO, UH, TO YOU.
OH, OH, SORRY.
OH, WE'RE WALKING IN THE SAME DIRECTION, HEH.
[ Singsong voice .]
AWKWARD! HEH.
I'M SORRY.
FOR WHAT? FOR THIS.
I DON'T MIND.
HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY! [ SMOOCHES .]
KITTY.
WHERE ARE YOU? [ HEAVY BREATHING .]
KITTY.
KITTY! KITTY! KITTY? [ GASPS .]
[ HEAVY BREATHING .]
[ SQUEAKY, MUFFLED BREATHING .]
[ SCURRYING .]
OH! KITTY! I CAN HEAR YOU UNDER THERE, YOU LITTLE RASCAL.
COME ON.
AAH! [ MEOWS .]
AH.
THERE YOU ARE.
[ YOWLS .]
WAIT, IF YOU'RE THERE, THEN WHAT -- OH, MAN! OH, NO! HELP ME! NO! AAH! [ CAR ALARM BLARING .]
Gumball: I HAD A REALLY WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT.
I ASKED PENNY TO MARRY ME, AND SHE SAID, "AAH! OH, MAN! OH, NO! HELP ME! NO! AAH! AAAAH!" [ IMITATES CAR ALARM .]
I TOOK IT AS A YES.
Reporter: WE INTERRUPT THIS CARTOON WITH SOME BREAKING NEWS.
ELMORE POLICE ARE INVESTIGATING THE DISAPPEARANCE OF A NUMBER OF LOCAL CITIZENS.
WHO'S TO BLAME? FERAL TEENAGERS? FOREIGNERS? THE INTERNET? WE DON'T HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE, BUT IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR A VERDICT, SO WE SAY YES! [ ALL GASP .]
YES! [ ALL GASP .]
AND YES! [ ALL GASP .]
HERE IS ONE OF THE ALLEGED VICTIMS.
AHH, IT'S OKAY.
WE DON'T KNOW HIM.
THIS PHOTO IS SEVERAL YEARS OLD, BUT THIS IS WHAT HE MAY LOOK LIKE NOW.
[ ALL GASP .]
IT'S THE GUY NEXT DOOR! [ Dramatically .]
OH, HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU, DEAR MR PURPLY.
ANTLER.
GUY -- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S CALLED.
ME NEITHER.
AND TO THINK WE LIVE RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO HIM.
WE'VE GOT TO HELP FIND HIM! YES! BECAUSE WE REFUSE TO LET YOU GO WITHOUT A FIGHT, OH, DEAR MR.
[MUTTERS.]
SORRY.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD COME.
WE MIGHT NEED THIS.
YOU DON'T JUST DISAPPEAR LIKE THAT WITHOUT LEAVING SOME KIND OF EVIDENCE.
HMM.
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING.
[ CLATTER .]
[ CLATTER .]
AHA! [ YOWLS .]
[ SCREAMS .]
AND THAT IS WHY I'M NOT A CAT PERSON.
UH WHAT? OH, NOTHING.
OH.
WAIT UP.
UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ GASPS .]
[ BOTH WARBLE DRAMATICALLY .]
Anais: HMM I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE, BUT I'M CERTAIN I'VE SEEN SOMETHING LIKE IT IN THIS BOOK.
IT'S AN EGG, SO IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT MAMMALIAN.
FROM ITS LEATHERY SURFACE, I RULE OUT AVIAN.
AHA! THEN IT MUST BE REPTILIAN.
BUT LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES HERE.
I NEED TO STUDY THE COLD-BLOODED FACTS.
[ LAUGHS .]
GET IT? COLD-BLOODED? [ LAUGHS .]
REPTILE.
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
[ CHUCKLES, SIGHS .]
DIDN'T YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT SHE THOUGHT? NAH, SHE LOST ME AT "BOOK.
" LET'S JUST KEEP LOOKING FOR CLUES.
MAYBE THIS OBVIOUS TRAIL OF SHREDDED CLOTHING IS A CLUE.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
NAH.
IF IT WAS, IT'D BE MORE DRAMATIC THAN THAT.
[ THUNDER CRASHES .]
[ YOWLS .]
OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! IT'S A CLUE! IT'S A CLUE! [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
THE NUMBER OF MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES CONTINUES TO RISE.
ELMORE POLICE HAVE MADE THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT.
WE ARE DOING EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER TO FIND THE MISSING CITIZEN, LEAVING NO STONE UNTURNED.
WAIT -- THESE SHREDDED CLOTHES LEAD RIGHT BACK TO OUR OWN HOUSE? THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING.
WHOEVER IS IN THERE IS NAKED.
[ BOTH GIGGLE .]
[ THUNDER CRASHES .]
OKAY -- REPTILES.
IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
SNAKE? NO.
CROCODILE? NO.
BANKER? NO.
OH, WHAT COULD IT BE? [ CRACK .]
[ GASPS .]
THE TRIONYX.
AN AGGRESSIVE PREDATOR FROM THE NILE RIVER.
HEY, THAT'S THE SAME AS OUR TURTLE.
"EGGS WILL ONLY HATCH IN A WARM ENVIRONMENT.
" [ GASPS .]
[ CREATURE SCURRYING .]
AAH! OW! [ SCREAMS .]
Both: ANAIS! [ CHOMPING .]
HOLD ON! [ GRUNTS .]
HEY! YOU! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND DARWIN.
AAH! [ CHOMPING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
GUMBALL, DISTRACT IT! UH, UH, UH [ HUMMING .]
[ SQUEAKS .]
[ CRASH .]
WHAT WAS THAT THING? THAT WAS OUR EVIL TURTLE'S BABY.
[ BOTH GASP .]
WHICH MEANS OUR EVIL TURTLE WAS A GIRL.
[ BOTH GASP .]
AND SHE WASN'T REALLY EVIL.
[ BOTH GASP .]
SHE WAS JUST PREGNANT.
[ BOTH GASP .]
AND I THINK SHE -- [ Straining .]
WAIT.
ONE MORE SHOCKING REVELATION AND WE MIGHT EXPLODE.
[ BOTH EXHALE .]
PLEASE CONTINUE.
SHE MUST HAVE ESCAPED.
BUT HOW? WE BLOCKED THE TOP OF THE TANK.
SHE MUST'VE CHEWED HER WAY DOWN.
ITHINK WE HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM.
I THINK IT'S A BIG ONE.
IT SAYS IN THIS BOOK IT'LL GROW ACCORDING TO HOW MUCH FOOD IS AVAILABLE, SO IMAGINE WHAT SHE COULD BECOME IN AN AMERICAN SUBURB.
Both: SUPERSIZED.
[ THUNDER CRASHES .]
BREAKING NEWS -- THE MONSTER HAS BEEN CAUGHT [ BOTH SIGH .]
ON CAMERA EATING AN OLD MAN WALKING HIS DOG.
[ BOTH GASP .]
MOM, DAD! SHH! KIDS, PLEASE.
[ SCREAMING .]
NO! NO! PLEASE, NO! [ SCREAMING .]
ELMORE NEWS -- DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMENT? OH, MY GOSH.
I KNOW.
OUR TURTLE IS FAMOUS! Reporter: FULL RECOVERY.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR OUR SPONSORS, THE TURTLE'S NOW BEEN CAPTURED BY ELMORE PEST CONTROL.
[ PEOPLE SHOUTING, SIRENS WAILING .]
[ HISSES .]
HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED? SHE ESCAPED TO MAKE A NEST TO LAY HER EGGS.
SHE MUST'VE BEEN PREGNANT WHEN DAD BOUGHT HER.
WHO'S TO SAY THIS PREGNANT TURTLE IS A "HER"? WE NEED TO FIND THAT NEST.
Reporter: THE ONLY TRACES OF THE VICTIMS ARE SHREDDED PIECES OF THEIR CLOTHING.
[ BOTH WARBLE DRAMATICALLY .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GASPS .]
WHAT DO YOU SEE? AAH! [ BREATHING RASPILY .]
THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT! NO, DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT.
STAY WITH US.
STAY WITH US.
NO, I MEANT THE FLASHLIGHT.
YOU'RE SHINING IT IN MY EYES.
OH.
SORRY.
WHY DID THE TURTLE BRING YOU HERE? [ EGGS RATTLING .]
FOR FOOD.
[ GROWLING .]
[ SCREAMS .]
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE -- NOW! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
HURRY! THEY'RE COMING! AAH! [ BELL CLANGS .]
[ SIGHS .]
NOT AGAIN.
[ GRUNTING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
AAH! AAH! [ TIRES SQUEAL .]
WAIT! WAIT! [ SIGHS .]
AAH! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES .]
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING .]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES .]
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING, SIREN WAILING .]
HUH? [ HISSES .]
AAH! LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA [ GROWLS .]
LA, LA, LAAAAAAAH! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! EHEHH PEACHES? NO? HOT DOGS? NO? YES! TURTLE FOOD! [ TURTLES CHATTER .]
AAAAAAAH! BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT THE HOT DOG! GET AWAY FROM MY KIDS, YOU LITTLE -- UHUH AAAAH! BREAKING NEWS.
FOREIGN KILLER TURTLES ARE SWARMING ELMORE.
ARE THEY HERE TO EAT YOU OR, WORSE, TAKE YOUR JOB? ELMORE NEWS WILL COVER THESE TERRIBLE EVENTS UNTIL WE FIND SOMETHING WORSE TO EXAGGERATE.
AAH! OH, NO! NO! AAH! AAH! AAH! KEEP ROLLING! KEEP ROLLING! WHY ARE THEY SO EVIL?! WELL, IN THE WILD, THEY FOLLOW THEIR MOTHER BACK TO THE RIVER.
WITHOUT HER, THEY'RE TAKING OVER ANY TERRITORY THEY CAN.
THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION -- WE WELCOME OUR NEW RULERS, PUT ON LOINCLOTHS, AND SURRENDER AS THEIR SLAVES.
SHE MEANT WE NEED TO FIND THEIR MOTHER.
WELL, IT'S STILL A DEMOCRACY FOR NOW, SO WHO VOTES FOR MY IDEA? [ SIGHS .]
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
EXPLAIN THAT AGAIN.
THE BABIES WILL FOLLOW HER TO THE RIVER, AND THE TOWN WILL BE SAVED.
YOU MAKE A LOT OF SENSE, YOUNG LADY.
THAT'S THE ONLY SENSE -- WHA-- WHAT?! HE AGREED WITH US! HE DID? OH, WELL.
FORCE OF HABIT.
USUALLY PEOPLE JUST SAY NO TO US.
[ GRUNTING .]
GET AWAY! GET AWAY! GET AWAY! MARGARET! [ HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH .]
[ SCREECHING .]
[ TURTLES CHATTER .]
[ WARBLES .]
IT'S WORKING.
IT'S WORKING! [ TURTLES HISS .]
IT'S WORKING TOO WELL! IT'S WORKING TOO WELL! [ TIRES SQUEAL .]
THEY'RE CHEWING THROUGH THE TIRES! WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE FASTER?! WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY A PUPPY?! YES! THE RIVER! AAH! DAAH! THEY'VE EATEN THE BRAKES?! WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO JUMP! I'M SORRY WE NEVER UNDERSTOOD YOU.
[ HISSES .]
[ CHATTERS .]
GOODBYE, EVIL TURTLE.
JUMP! [ ALL GASP .]
[ GASPS .]
[ TURTLES SQUEAKING .]
SEE? SHE WAS NEVER EVIL.
SHE WAS JUST LOOKING AFTER HER BABIES.
[ TURTLES HISS .]
EH, MAYBE IT WAS BOTH.