The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s04e15 Episode Script
The Points; The Bus
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ KEYBOARDS CLACKING .]
[ LASERS FIRING.]
HEY! ARE YOU TWO FINALLY STUDYING? OR ARE YOU PLAYING "CORNFARM?" [ SCOFFS .]
NEITHER.
BECAUSE "CORNFARM" IS FOR PLEBS WHO LIKE TO GET RIPPED OFF SPENDING REAL MONEY ON A VIRTUAL PIG TO GO WITH THEIR WINDMILL.
WE'RE PLAYING "GALATREK," AND WE'RE ABOUT TO BUY A VIRTUAL SPACEHOG TO GO WITH OUT SOLAR GENERATOR.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE HERE? [ EXPLOSION .]
[ PIG SQUEALS .]
VIOLENCE.
VIOLENCE.
[ SIGHS .]
RIGHT.
NOTHING NEW IS HAPPENING HERE.
WE NEED TO BUY THE PHOTON BLASTER.
BUT WE CAN'T! WE'RE OUT OF COSMIC POINTS.
[ LASERS FIRING.]
[ GASPS .]
LOOK OUT! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! BUT WHO COULD BE DOING THIS? [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
NOT NOW, TOBIAS.
WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S DESTROYING OUR PLANET.
THAT'S WHAT MY SMUG LAUGH WAS ABOUT.
IT IS I WHO IS DESTROYING YOUR PLANET! W-T-W, DUDE?! HOW'D YOU GET THE HADRON LASER? I BOUGHT IT FOR 2 MILLION COSMIC POINTS.
WHICH I BOUGHT FOR $5.
$5?! WHICH I BOUGHT FOR ONE GOODPOINT.
ONE GOODPOINT?! WHAT ARE GOODPOINTS? I DON'T KNOW!! WHAT ARE GOODPOINTS?! THEY'RE POINTS I GET FOR DOING CHORES FOR MY PARENTS.
CHORES FOR YOUR PARENTS?! YES? YES?! OKAY.
WELL, I'M KIND OF BUSY WITH "GALATREK" AT THE MOMENT, SO HOW ABOUT YOU DO MY CHORES FOR ME, I GIVE YOU THE GOODPOINTS, AND THEN YOU CAN BUY WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR THE GAME.
HMM.
HELLO? SORRY, I KIND OF PEAKED TOO EARLY WITH EXCITEMENT.
YEAH, WE'LL DO IT.
WHY DID WE HAVE TO BREAK IN HERE? BECAUSE TOBIAS WANTS US TO GET HIM AN "A" IN SCIENCE, AND WE'RE CLEARLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
[ GROANING AND COUGHING .]
SO WE HAVE TO BREAK INTO THE TEACHER'S OFFICE AND CHANGE HIS GRADES DIRECTLY ON THEIR COMPUTER.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! .]
[ RATTLE! .]
[ CLICK! .]
AHA! BUT WHY ARE WE BREAKING IN HERE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? [ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS .]
BECAUSE IT'S THE BROOM CLOSET.
[ CREAK! .]
[ MUFFLED HEAVY METAL CONTINUES .]
Shh! DOON-DA-DOON-DA [ GRUNTS .]
Shh! DOOT-DA-DO DO-DO-DO-DUN-UN DA-DA-DA-NYAH-NA Shh! DOON-DA-DO-DO-DAN-UN NA-DA-DA DA-NA-NUH [ GASPS .]
[ SIGHS .]
DA-DA AAH! [ SHATTER! .]
Shh! RIGHT.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS INITIATE THE POWER SUPPLY TO THE HARD DRIVE AND ENGAGE THE MAINFRAME PROTOCOL.
HOW? [ COMPUTER CHIMES .]
GOOD.
NOW FIND THE TOBIAS FILE.
[ SIGHS .]
DARN.
IT'S A PFD.
WE CAN'T EDIT IT.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? PASS ME THAT CRAYON.
[ SQUEAK! .]
MM-HMM! MM-HMM! [ LASERS FIRING.]
MORE.
I NEED MORE.
Gumball: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
OH.
VERY GOOD.
[ GROANS .]
WELL, HERE ARE YOUR GOODPOINTS.
[ GRUNTS .]
FOR REAL? YEAH? OH! OH! WE JUST GOT PAID! WE JUST GOT PAID! [ BOTH LAUGH .]
LOOK AT ALL THIS MONEY! SO, ARE YOU GUYS UP FOR MORE WORK? 'CAUSE I GOT PLENTY MORE FOR YA.
[ BOTH GASP .]
YOU MISSED ONE.
OH.
ALL RIGHT, BUT THE PRICE JUST WENT UP.
NOW IT'S 20 INVISIBLE GOODPOINTS.
MM.
UH, OKAY.
AND IT'S 10 UP FRONT -- REST ON DELIVERY.
WE'RE NO SUCKAS.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, YOUNG MAN.
[ CREAK! .]
[ SNAP! .]
WHAT WAS THAT? I PUT THE MONEY IN MY INVISIBLE PANTS.
RIGHT.
WELL, MY DAD WANTS THE LAWN TAKEN CARE OF.
HMM.
GO ON.
AS IN HE WANTS THE WEEDS TAKEN OUT.
HMM.
GO ON.
THAT-- THAT'S IT.
T-TAKE OUT THE WEEDS.
GO ON.
I LITERALLY CAN'T BE ANY CLEARER.
GO ON.
YOU GO ON! OKAY.
[ LASERS FIRING.]
[ SIZZLE! .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M KILLING THE WEEDS.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HE EXPLAINED SIX TIMES THAT HE WANTED HIS LAWN TAKEN CARE OF, NOT TAKEN OUT.
WELL, HE NEVER SPECIFICALLY SAID THE GRASS HAD TO GROW BACK.
FAIR POINT.
YOU DID GIVE HIM PLENTY OF OPPORTUNITIES TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.
[ SIZZLE! .]
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
WE'RE RICH! WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE ROLLING AROUND IN IT, CAN YOU PLEASE GET BACK TO WORK?! I'M UNDER ATTACK HERE! WOW, DUDE.
HOW'D YOU GET THE GALACTIC EXOSKELETON? DOESN'T MATTER! LISTEN, I NEED YOU GUYS TO WAX MY DAA ADD'S CAR.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
SORRY, I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR 38 HOURS, SO I'M STARTING TO TRAIN MY LOSE OF THOUGHT.
WHAT? YOU HEARD ME! ON GET WITH IT! [ LASERS FIRING.]
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IT'S KIND OF WEIRD TO ASK US TO WAX A CAR.
HEY, MAN.
WE'RE LABOR, NOT MANAGEMENT.
SORRY.
THIS MIGHT HURT A LITTLE.
[ GRUNTS .]
[ ALARM BLARES .]
DUDE, ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? YOU LOOK LIKE A CRAB WITHOUT A SHELL.
I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IF YOU GOT BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER FROM A VENDING MACHINE.
I GOT MORE WORK FOR YOU.
I THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH INVISIBLE MONEY.
THANK YOU.
MAYBE YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET A LOAD OF THIS.
[ ANGELIC TONES .]
OH, YEAH.
[ ELECTRONIC MONTAGE MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ LASERS FIRING.]
[ HISSES .]
AHH! [ HISSES .]
[ SIZZLE! .]
[ CLANK! .]
AH, AH, AH! CASH ONLY.
[ SIGHS .]
BOOP-BOOP! WHAT'S THAT? INVISIBLE ATM.
OH.
OH.
DO YOU MIND? BOOP-BOOP-BOOP-BOOP-BOOP.
[ SIZZLE! .]
[ WHISTLES .]
[ MOUSE CLICKING .]
HEY, WE'RE DONE.
[ GRUNTS .]
HIGH-FIVE.
[ GRUNTS .]
[ MICROWAVE WHIRS .]
[ CLANG! .]
[ ZAP! .]
[ KA-BOOM! .]
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
WE WOULD LIKE TO REDEEM OUR GOODPOINTS, PLEASE.
[ GROWLS .]
SORRY, COULD YOU REPEAT THAT? THAT'S NOT GONNA BE POSSIBLE.
WHAT? WHY? [ SIGHS .]
I USED MY PARENTS' CREDIT CARD TO BUY STUFF IN THE GAME, AND I USED YOU TO DO CHORES AND GET AN ADVANCE ON MY GOODPOINTS, BUT IT'S GOT OUT OF CONTROL.
I GOT TRICKED BY "GALATREK.
" I BOUGHT EVERY SINGLE IN-GAME PURCHASE POSSIBLE.
HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND? UH, NUMBERS WE HAVEN'T LEARNED AT SCHOOL YET.
WELL, MAKE ONE UP SO WE CAN GET AN IDEA.
UH A QUADRILLION DOLLARS.
[ BOTH GASP .]
BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE INVISIBLE GOODPOINTS YOU GAVE US? [ SIGHS .]
THERE NEVER WERE ANY GOODPOINTS.
I SWITCHED THE REAL ONES FOR NOTHING BUT THIN AIR.
[ DRAMATIC FANFARE .]
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
GOSH, YOU'RE RIGHT! THERE WAS NOTHING THERE ALL ALONG! YOU'VE HIT ROCK BOTTOM, MAN! DO YOU KNOW WHAT ROCK BOTTOM IS? ROCK BOTTOM IS GETTING A KID TO ORGANIZE YOUR MOM'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER JUST SO YOU COULD AFFORD TO BUY YOUR SPACE COWBOY A NEW UMBRELLA! IF YOU DON'T REDEEM OUR GOODPOINTS, THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THIS TO THE TOP.
WE'RE GONNA GO SPEAK TO -- THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
NO, DUDE.
HIS PARENTS.
THE PARENTS OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AM-- TOBIAS' PARENTS.
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
CHK-CHK! [ IMITATES LASER POWERING UP .]
-WHAT'S THAT? -MY INVISIBLE SHOCK RIFLE.
REMEMBER? I BOUGHT ALL THE WEAPONS.
[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? HE'S GOT LASERS! MAYBE, BUT WE HAVE A LASER COPIER! [ COPIER BEEPS .]
HA! YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK.
THE NAME MAKES IT SOUND MORE HARDCORE THAN IT IS.
[ WHIP! .]
YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTRUN ME? WELL, TRY TO OUTRUN MY PORTAL GUN.
CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK.
DARN, MISSED IT.
GOT TO CYCLE THROUGH AGAIN.
CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK.
[ PORTAL GUN WHINING .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES .]
AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AAH! AHH! AHH! DARWIN! AAH! AAH! AAH! [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES .]
QUICK! HIS PARENTS ARE ONLY TWO BLOCKS DOWN! IT'LL LOOK MUCH FURTHER AFTER I'VE USED MY SHRINK GUN.
CHK-CHK! [ WARBLE! .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
[ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ MUSIC STOPS .]
[ High-pitched .]
TOBIAS ROBBED US OF OUR INVISIBLE POINTS AND SHRUNK US WITH HIS SPACE GUN BECAUSE WE WERE GONNA TELL HIS PARENTS! HELP US! I MIGHT NOT BE A QUALIFIED PSYCHIATRIST, BUT I'LL TRY ANYWAY.
YOU DO REALIZE THAT NONE OF THIS IS REAL, RIGHT? [ Normal voice .]
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? YES, YOU CAN STOP ACTING LIKE A LOON AND WALK NORMALLY DOWN THE ROAD TO TOBIAS' HOUSE.
NO! IT MEANS WE CAN IMAGINE ANY WEAPON WE WANT, AS WELL! [ SIGHS .]
[ WHIP! .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ MUSIC RESUMES .]
DARWIN, QUICK! THINK OF SOMETHING AWESOME! [ GRUNTS .]
AHA! WHAT IS IT? A STICK! [ ZAP! ZAP! .]
[ SCREAMS .]
Y-YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO THINK OF SOMETHING MUCH BIGGER.
[ ZAP! .]
[ GRUNTS .]
AAH! WHAT WAS THAT? A MUCH BIGGER STICK.
[ GRUNTS .]
[ PANTING .]
NO.
HOW DID YOU GET THE FLACK CANNON AND THE RAIL GUN?! [ Gruffly .]
THE QUESTION IS HOW ARE YOU GONNA SURVIVE THEM? [ FLACK CANNON WHINES .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ Slow-mo .]
UGH! [ THUD! .]
Come closer.
Closer.
WHAT IS IT? PIN.
PIN FOR WHAT? PLASMA GRENADE.
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
Man: HEY! SORRY, BUT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PLASMA EXPLOSION HERE.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
I JUST HAD TO BLOCK MY CREDIT CARD AFTER YOU SPENT $15,000 ON MADE-UP VIDEO GAME WEAPONS! THEY'VE CLOSED YOUR GAME ACCOUNT.
OH.
GET IN THE HOUSE.
[ GASPS .]
WHAT THE -- WHAT HAPPENED?! SORRY, SIR.
WE WERE DOING TOBIAS' CHORES FOR GOODPOINTS.
AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR THE DAMAGE? DO YOU TAKE ANY CURRENCY? I GUESS.
WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE? VERY WELL.
-EH, THAT'S A FIVE.
[ ENGINE IDLING, DOOR HISSES .]
HEY, GUYS.
AWW, WHY THE LONG FACE? FEELING GLOOMY? ONE, HIS FACE IS LONG BECAUSE HE TRIED TO STRETCH HIS SKIN TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE'S TOO OLD TO GO TO SCHOOL.
TWO, NO, MOM DIDN'T BUY IT.
AND THREE, YES, I'M FEELING GLOOMY.
[ CREAK! .]
[ GRUNTS .]
AWW, MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GUYS DO IT.
IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO STRETCH YOUR FACE.
THERE'S AN ONLINE TUTORIAL FOR EVERYTHING NOWADAYS.
SO, DID YOU FINISH -- NO, I MEAN I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GO TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY.
ROCKY, YOU DRIVE US THERE.
WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO.
REALLY? [ CRACK! .]
AAH! AAAH! YEAH, WE'RE ON A BUS.
WE COULD GO ANYWHERE.
LIKE UNDER THE SEA? OR TO OUTER SPACE? OR UP A RAINBOW? WELL, ANYWHERE WITH A ROAD.
BUT NOT UP STEEP HILLS.
OR UNDER LOW BRIDGES.
LET'S DO IT! AFTER ALL, WE'VE GOT THE REST OF OUR LIVES TO GO TO SCHOOL.
WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO SCHOOL SO WE CAN WORK HARD [ SIGHS .]
AND GET THE BEST POSSIBLE START IN LIFE.
[ POP! .]
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL? NOPE.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
OKAY.
NO SCHOOL IT IS! SO, WHERE SHOULD WE GO INSTEAD? DAISY LAND! THE BEACH! THE SCHOOL BUS! WE'RE ALREADY ON THE SCHOOL BUS.
YEAH-HA! WHAT ABOUT THE WATER PARK? [ CHATTER .]
AWW, THE BEACH.
ALL RIGHTY.
WE JUST GOT TO MAKE ONE MORE STOP.
[ DOOR HISSES .]
IS THAT ALL OF YOU, MR.
PINK? Mr.
Pink: ALMOST.
LOOKS LIKE MR.
YELLOW DIDN'T MAKE IT.
[ DOOR HISSES .]
[ EVIL LAUGHTER .]
WHY CATCH THE BUS WHEN THE BUS CAN CATCH YOU? [ GRUNTS, GROANS .]
THE BINOCULARS MADE IT LOOK CLOSER THAN IT WAS.
SO I GUESS IT'S STILL QUITE FA-- [ GROANS .]
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO TO THE WATER PARK, THEN THE BEACH.
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
GOOD AFTERNOON, CHILDREN.
MY NAME IS MR.
BROWN.
THIS IS MR.
PINK, MR.
RAINBOW, AND MR.
WHITE, AND WE'LL BE YOUR CAPTORS FOR THE DAY.
THE EXITS ARE IRRELEVANT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE! NOBODY MOVE OR I'LL BE FORCED TO USE THIS! [ ALL GASP .]
IT'S A BRIEFCASE! NO, MORE THAN THAT.
[ TICKING .]
[ ALL GASP .]
IT'S A TICKING BRIEFCASE! NO! MORE THAN THAT.
[ ALL GASP .]
IT'S A BOMB! NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
LESS THAN THAT.
AH, YES, WE ARE LEGALLY OBLIGED TO SAY IT'S NOT ONE OF THOSE.
All: OH, MY GOSH, THEY'VE GOT A -- [ HORN BLARES .]
[ SIGHS .]
OH, COME ON, GUYS.
IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT A BO-- BUT IT'S TICKING! AND MASKED STRANGERS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE BUS! BUT THEY'RE CLEARLY OUR PARENTS TRYING TO TEACH US SOME SORT OF LESSON.
PRINCIPAL BROWN HASN'T EVEN CHANGED HIS NAME.
YES, I HAVE! UH, I MEAN HE HAS.
I-I MEAN HE HASN'T.
I M-- I MEAN WHO IS THIS PRINCIPAL BROWN? YOU ARE.
SHH! [ CELLPHONE BEEPS .]
OH, UH, YES.
WE'RE GOING TO CALL THE COPS AND TELL THEM WE WON'T RELEASE YOU UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET.
MAKE THE CALL, MR.
RAINBOW.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA DISGUISE MY VOICE.
UM [ SIGHS .]
ALL RIGHT.
[ FIZZLE! .]
[ High-pitched voice .]
HELLO? POLICE? WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE SCHOOL BUS, AND YOU BETTER DO WHAT SAY, [Normal voice.]
OR THERE'LL BE CONSEQUENCES.
OH, SORRY! [ FIZZLE! .]
[ High-pitched voice .]
OR THERE'LL BE CONSEQUENCES! OH, COME ON, ALAN.
YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE BALLOON? WAIT, I DO RECOGNIZE HIM.
YEAH? I SAW HIM IN OUR HOUSE LAST NIGHT.
YEAH?! ON TV.
"ELMORE'S MOST WANTED.
" [ SIGHS .]
IT'S JUST OUR PARENTS TRYING TO TEACH US A LESSON.
LIKE WHEN MY DAD TRIED TO TEACH US THE DANGERS OF TEXTING WHILE WALKING.
Dad: HELP ME! I'VE FALLEN DOWN THIS MANHOLE BECAUSE I WAS TEXTING WHILE WALKING! DARWIN, YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY BE SCARED OF THESE GUYS! OF COURSE I AM.
THEY'RE CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS.
I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE FUN.
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A HOVERCRAFT.
NO! WE SHOULD ASK FOR A PRIVATE JET.
THEY ALWAYS ASK FOR A PRIVATE JET.
COULD IT BE A PRIVATE HOVERCRAFT? [ CELLPHONE BEEPS .]
WE NEED TO ASK FOR MONEY.
HOW MUCH? IT DOESN'T MATTER.
THE POLICE KNOW THIS IS ALL FAKE.
SEE? THEY'RE NOT SCARY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE JUST NEED A LEADER TO REASON WITH THEM.
SOMEONE BRAVE.
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
SOMEONE WHO'S NOT AFRAID TO LOOK THE ENEMY IN THE EYE.
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
SOMEONE WHO LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF DANGER.
[ CLEARS THROAT, LAUGHS, COUGHS .]
I WOULD SAY YOU, GUMBALL, BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY SICK.
MAYBE LESLIE.
NO, ME! I'LL DO IT! OH, BUT HOVERCRAFTS ARE -- HMM? UH, DAD? IT'S MR.
PINK! FINE.
MR.
PINK.
I KNOW IT'S YOU, DAD.
UHI'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS "DAD" OF WHOM YOU SPEAK.
I'M JUST A CRIMINAL.
HOW DID I BECOME A CRIMINAL, YOU ASK? I DIDN'T ASK.
I SUPPOSE IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS 11 YEARS OLD AND SKIPPED A MATH CLASS.
UH-HUH.
AND FOR THIS CRIME, THE PUNISHMENT WAS HARSH AND SWIFT.
I SPENT 12 YEARS IN JUVIE, THEN 5 YEARS INSIDE, THEN 24 YEARS ON THE RUN, THEN 30 YEARS BACK IN THE BIG HOUSE, THEN A FURTHER 7 IN SOLITARY.
THAT MAKES YOU 89.
IT DOESN'T ADD UP.
[ Laughing .]
WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW 'CAUSE I SKIPPED THAT MATH CLASS.
SURE.
SO, I ASSUME YOU ALL ENDED UP IN A LIFE OF CRIME THROUGH SKIPPING SCHOOL? YES.
YEAH.
MM-HMM.
WELL, UH, MY TRAGIC STORY STARTS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE TRACKS, BUT, BOY, IT SURE DOESN'T STAY THERE.
YEAH, YEAH.
WE GET IT.
BUT I LEARNED THE WHOLE THING.
DON'T I GET TO -- OHH.
SEE? I TOLD YOU.
IT'S A LOAD OF HOOEY.
[ SIRENS WAILING .]
TAKE THE WHEEL AND GET ME CLOSER! CLOSER.
CLOSER.
CLOSER.
WE ARE WILLING -- OKAY, TOO CLOSE.
WE ARE WILLING TO MEET YOUR DEMANDS! I'LL THROW THE MONEY OVER IN THREE, TWO, ONE! [ SIREN CHIRPS .]
[ MAN SCREAMING .]
THAT ONE'S GONNA HURT THE TAXPAYER.
CONTROL, WE NEED ANOTHER MILLION DOLLARS.
DISPATCHER: They doubled their demands? UH, UH, YEAH, THEY DOUBLED THEIR DEMANDS.
EH WOW.
THEY'RE REALLY GOING BIG ON THIS.
IF ONLY THEY RESPONDED THIS FAST TO REAL CRIMES.
Officer: WHERE DO YOU WANT THE MONEY? [ CELLPHONE BEEPS .]
LEAVE THE MILLION DOLLOPS OF UNMASKED BULLS ON THE COLD DESERT TOAD.
WHAT? WHAT?! OH, SORRY.
AUTOCORRECT.
LEAVE THE MILLION DOLLARS OF UNMARKED BILLS ON THE OLD DESERT ROAD.
ALL UNITS FALL BACK.
AHEAD OF SECOND DROP-OFF.
Officer: ANY SIGN OF THEM, CHIEF? I'M COOKING OUT HERE.
Officer #2: THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.
MAKE THE DROP.
OKAY, YOU HOLD ON TO ME, AND I'LL REACH OUT AND GRAB THE BRIEFCASE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD SWITCH! DID YOU GET IT? MM-HMM.
OKAY, WE HAVE THE MONEY.
NOW, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY RED LIGHTS BETWEEN HERE AND THE AIRPORT.
[ SIREN WAILING .]
THEY'RE HEADING FOR THE AIRPORT! WE GOT TO TAKE THEM DOWN! [ SPLAT! .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ SIREN WAILS .]
[ ALL GASP .]
WAIT, THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE REAL MONEY! IT WAS JUST A TRICK TO TEACH THE KIDS A LESSON.
WELL, I GUESS THE LESSON YOU'VE ACTUALLY TAUGHT IS THAT CRIME DOES PAY.
WELL-DONE, CHAPS.
YOU'VE DONE GOOD.
GET 'EM! [ ALL YELLING .]
EH! EH! EH! EH! [ CHOMP! .]
WE GOT 'EM! KIND OF.
AND NOW TO REVEAL THEIR TRUE IDENTITIES.
[ ALL GASP .]
THEY WERE OUR PARENTS ALL ALONG?! REALLY? YOU GOT ME.
IT'S TRUE.
I AM RICHARD WATTERSON'S EVIL TWIN BROTHER! GIVE IT UP, DAD.
WE JUST WANTED TO TEACH YOU THAT SKIPPING SCHOOL ISN'T COOL OR EXCITING.
BY INVOLVING US A IN A MILLION-DOLLAR HIGH-SPEED POLICE CHASE, WHICH IS PROBABLY THE MOST COOL OR EXCITING THING WE'VE EVER DONE? YES, BUT WE THOUGHT IT WAS ALL GOING TO BE PRETEND.
[ GASPS .]
HANG ON.
IF THE MONEY'S GENUINE AND THE COPS ARE FOR REAL, DOES THAT MEAN THIS IS A REAL -- BADA-BOOM! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
WHOSE INSANE IDEA WAS THIS? [ CELLPHONE CHIMES .]
STICK TO THE PAN OR EVERYONE DINES.
Man: DARN AUTOCORRECT! STUPID THING NEVER WORKS.
[ CELLPHONE CHIMES .]
[ GASPS .]
ROB? OH, NOW YOU REMEMBER MY NAME.
IT'S DR.
WRECKER TO YOU, AND YES, THIS WHOLE THING WAS MY IDEA.
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SUGGEST THE PLAN TO PRINCIPAL BROWN, MAKE SURE THE POLICE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL, AND SWITCH THE BRIEFCASE FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE, SHALL WE SAY, EXPLOSIVE.
BUT WHY?! BECAUSE IAM YOURNEMESIS! AND ALSO FOR THE MONEY.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! SORRY.
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD WHEN THERE'S A CRUCIAL PLOT TWIST HAPPENING IN THE BACK OF YOUR -- [ HORN BLARING .]
THE MONEY! [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
WOW! THESE GUYS ARE PROS! THEY MUST HAVE ONE HECK OF A WHEELMAN! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
LITTLE LOWER! [ SIREN WAILS .]
AAH! [ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! .]
AAAAAH! [ SIRENS WAILING .]
[ ALL GASP .]
[ ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ ALARM BEEPS .]
[ BOTH GRUNTING .]
GO, GO, GO! [ PLUNK! .]
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! [ GRUNTS .]
IT WASN'T US, IT WAS HIM! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
[ YAWNS .]
HUH?! AAAH! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
GUMBALL! [ GRUNTING .]
THANKS, MAN! FIGHTING ON THE WING OF A PLANE IS WAY MORE FUN THAN MATH CLASS! THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUN! WAIT, WHAT? THEN -- THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? BECAUSE I'M A VILLAIN! WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE? OOF! ALL I'VE GOT ON MY RéSUMé IS LAUGHING MANIACALLY, MONOLOGUING ABOUT EVIL PLANS, AND A MAJOR IN CANADIAN HISTORY.
I CAN'T EXACTLY GO INTO CATERING.
AND NOW, GUMBALL WATTERSON, PREPARE TO BE WRECKED! [ SIRENS CHIRP .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
OH, OFFICER, HELP ME! HE'S GOT A TICKING BRIEFCASE! OH, COME ON.
THESE ARE PROFESSIONAL LAW ENFORCERS.
AS IF THEY'RE GONNA FALL -- YOU'RE COMING WITH US! [ GRUNTING .]
NO! NO, WAIT! NO, NO, NOT HIM.
THE OTHER ONE.
UGH.
IT'S TOO LATE NOW! HE'S GOT AWAY WITH THE MONEY.
NO, HE HASN'T.
THAT'S THE MONEY.
IT'S GOT MY TEETH MARKS IN IT.
AAH, WE GOT THE MONEY BACK.
HE GOT AWAY, BUT MY SHIFT ENDS IN FIVE MINUTES, SO SHALL WE SAY CASE CLOSED? BUT IF THIS IS THE MONEY, DOESN'T THAT MEAN THAT DR.
WRECKER HAS THE -- [ EXPLOSION .]
[ YELLING .]
WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY.
YOU ARE -- I KNOW, I KNOW.
I'M WRECKED.
I WAS GONNA SAY YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
OH, YES.
THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ KEYBOARDS CLACKING .]
[ LASERS FIRING.]
HEY! ARE YOU TWO FINALLY STUDYING? OR ARE YOU PLAYING "CORNFARM?" [ SCOFFS .]
NEITHER.
BECAUSE "CORNFARM" IS FOR PLEBS WHO LIKE TO GET RIPPED OFF SPENDING REAL MONEY ON A VIRTUAL PIG TO GO WITH THEIR WINDMILL.
WE'RE PLAYING "GALATREK," AND WE'RE ABOUT TO BUY A VIRTUAL SPACEHOG TO GO WITH OUT SOLAR GENERATOR.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE HERE? [ EXPLOSION .]
[ PIG SQUEALS .]
VIOLENCE.
VIOLENCE.
[ SIGHS .]
RIGHT.
NOTHING NEW IS HAPPENING HERE.
WE NEED TO BUY THE PHOTON BLASTER.
BUT WE CAN'T! WE'RE OUT OF COSMIC POINTS.
[ LASERS FIRING.]
[ GASPS .]
LOOK OUT! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! BUT WHO COULD BE DOING THIS? [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
NOT NOW, TOBIAS.
WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S DESTROYING OUR PLANET.
THAT'S WHAT MY SMUG LAUGH WAS ABOUT.
IT IS I WHO IS DESTROYING YOUR PLANET! W-T-W, DUDE?! HOW'D YOU GET THE HADRON LASER? I BOUGHT IT FOR 2 MILLION COSMIC POINTS.
WHICH I BOUGHT FOR $5.
$5?! WHICH I BOUGHT FOR ONE GOODPOINT.
ONE GOODPOINT?! WHAT ARE GOODPOINTS? I DON'T KNOW!! WHAT ARE GOODPOINTS?! THEY'RE POINTS I GET FOR DOING CHORES FOR MY PARENTS.
CHORES FOR YOUR PARENTS?! YES? YES?! OKAY.
WELL, I'M KIND OF BUSY WITH "GALATREK" AT THE MOMENT, SO HOW ABOUT YOU DO MY CHORES FOR ME, I GIVE YOU THE GOODPOINTS, AND THEN YOU CAN BUY WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR THE GAME.
HMM.
HELLO? SORRY, I KIND OF PEAKED TOO EARLY WITH EXCITEMENT.
YEAH, WE'LL DO IT.
WHY DID WE HAVE TO BREAK IN HERE? BECAUSE TOBIAS WANTS US TO GET HIM AN "A" IN SCIENCE, AND WE'RE CLEARLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
[ GROANING AND COUGHING .]
SO WE HAVE TO BREAK INTO THE TEACHER'S OFFICE AND CHANGE HIS GRADES DIRECTLY ON THEIR COMPUTER.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! .]
[ RATTLE! .]
[ CLICK! .]
AHA! BUT WHY ARE WE BREAKING IN HERE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? [ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS .]
BECAUSE IT'S THE BROOM CLOSET.
[ CREAK! .]
[ MUFFLED HEAVY METAL CONTINUES .]
Shh! DOON-DA-DOON-DA [ GRUNTS .]
Shh! DOOT-DA-DO DO-DO-DO-DUN-UN DA-DA-DA-NYAH-NA Shh! DOON-DA-DO-DO-DAN-UN NA-DA-DA DA-NA-NUH [ GASPS .]
[ SIGHS .]
DA-DA AAH! [ SHATTER! .]
Shh! RIGHT.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS INITIATE THE POWER SUPPLY TO THE HARD DRIVE AND ENGAGE THE MAINFRAME PROTOCOL.
HOW? [ COMPUTER CHIMES .]
GOOD.
NOW FIND THE TOBIAS FILE.
[ SIGHS .]
DARN.
IT'S A PFD.
WE CAN'T EDIT IT.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? PASS ME THAT CRAYON.
[ SQUEAK! .]
MM-HMM! MM-HMM! [ LASERS FIRING.]
MORE.
I NEED MORE.
Gumball: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
OH.
VERY GOOD.
[ GROANS .]
WELL, HERE ARE YOUR GOODPOINTS.
[ GRUNTS .]
FOR REAL? YEAH? OH! OH! WE JUST GOT PAID! WE JUST GOT PAID! [ BOTH LAUGH .]
LOOK AT ALL THIS MONEY! SO, ARE YOU GUYS UP FOR MORE WORK? 'CAUSE I GOT PLENTY MORE FOR YA.
[ BOTH GASP .]
YOU MISSED ONE.
OH.
ALL RIGHT, BUT THE PRICE JUST WENT UP.
NOW IT'S 20 INVISIBLE GOODPOINTS.
MM.
UH, OKAY.
AND IT'S 10 UP FRONT -- REST ON DELIVERY.
WE'RE NO SUCKAS.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, YOUNG MAN.
[ CREAK! .]
[ SNAP! .]
WHAT WAS THAT? I PUT THE MONEY IN MY INVISIBLE PANTS.
RIGHT.
WELL, MY DAD WANTS THE LAWN TAKEN CARE OF.
HMM.
GO ON.
AS IN HE WANTS THE WEEDS TAKEN OUT.
HMM.
GO ON.
THAT-- THAT'S IT.
T-TAKE OUT THE WEEDS.
GO ON.
I LITERALLY CAN'T BE ANY CLEARER.
GO ON.
YOU GO ON! OKAY.
[ LASERS FIRING.]
[ SIZZLE! .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M KILLING THE WEEDS.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HE EXPLAINED SIX TIMES THAT HE WANTED HIS LAWN TAKEN CARE OF, NOT TAKEN OUT.
WELL, HE NEVER SPECIFICALLY SAID THE GRASS HAD TO GROW BACK.
FAIR POINT.
YOU DID GIVE HIM PLENTY OF OPPORTUNITIES TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.
[ SIZZLE! .]
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
WE'RE RICH! WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE ROLLING AROUND IN IT, CAN YOU PLEASE GET BACK TO WORK?! I'M UNDER ATTACK HERE! WOW, DUDE.
HOW'D YOU GET THE GALACTIC EXOSKELETON? DOESN'T MATTER! LISTEN, I NEED YOU GUYS TO WAX MY DAA ADD'S CAR.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
SORRY, I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR 38 HOURS, SO I'M STARTING TO TRAIN MY LOSE OF THOUGHT.
WHAT? YOU HEARD ME! ON GET WITH IT! [ LASERS FIRING.]
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IT'S KIND OF WEIRD TO ASK US TO WAX A CAR.
HEY, MAN.
WE'RE LABOR, NOT MANAGEMENT.
SORRY.
THIS MIGHT HURT A LITTLE.
[ GRUNTS .]
[ ALARM BLARES .]
DUDE, ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? YOU LOOK LIKE A CRAB WITHOUT A SHELL.
I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IF YOU GOT BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER FROM A VENDING MACHINE.
I GOT MORE WORK FOR YOU.
I THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH INVISIBLE MONEY.
THANK YOU.
MAYBE YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET A LOAD OF THIS.
[ ANGELIC TONES .]
OH, YEAH.
[ ELECTRONIC MONTAGE MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ LASERS FIRING.]
[ HISSES .]
AHH! [ HISSES .]
[ SIZZLE! .]
[ CLANK! .]
AH, AH, AH! CASH ONLY.
[ SIGHS .]
BOOP-BOOP! WHAT'S THAT? INVISIBLE ATM.
OH.
OH.
DO YOU MIND? BOOP-BOOP-BOOP-BOOP-BOOP.
[ SIZZLE! .]
[ WHISTLES .]
[ MOUSE CLICKING .]
HEY, WE'RE DONE.
[ GRUNTS .]
HIGH-FIVE.
[ GRUNTS .]
[ MICROWAVE WHIRS .]
[ CLANG! .]
[ ZAP! .]
[ KA-BOOM! .]
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
WE WOULD LIKE TO REDEEM OUR GOODPOINTS, PLEASE.
[ GROWLS .]
SORRY, COULD YOU REPEAT THAT? THAT'S NOT GONNA BE POSSIBLE.
WHAT? WHY? [ SIGHS .]
I USED MY PARENTS' CREDIT CARD TO BUY STUFF IN THE GAME, AND I USED YOU TO DO CHORES AND GET AN ADVANCE ON MY GOODPOINTS, BUT IT'S GOT OUT OF CONTROL.
I GOT TRICKED BY "GALATREK.
" I BOUGHT EVERY SINGLE IN-GAME PURCHASE POSSIBLE.
HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND? UH, NUMBERS WE HAVEN'T LEARNED AT SCHOOL YET.
WELL, MAKE ONE UP SO WE CAN GET AN IDEA.
UH A QUADRILLION DOLLARS.
[ BOTH GASP .]
BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE INVISIBLE GOODPOINTS YOU GAVE US? [ SIGHS .]
THERE NEVER WERE ANY GOODPOINTS.
I SWITCHED THE REAL ONES FOR NOTHING BUT THIN AIR.
[ DRAMATIC FANFARE .]
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
GOSH, YOU'RE RIGHT! THERE WAS NOTHING THERE ALL ALONG! YOU'VE HIT ROCK BOTTOM, MAN! DO YOU KNOW WHAT ROCK BOTTOM IS? ROCK BOTTOM IS GETTING A KID TO ORGANIZE YOUR MOM'S UNDERWEAR DRAWER JUST SO YOU COULD AFFORD TO BUY YOUR SPACE COWBOY A NEW UMBRELLA! IF YOU DON'T REDEEM OUR GOODPOINTS, THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THIS TO THE TOP.
WE'RE GONNA GO SPEAK TO -- THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
NO, DUDE.
HIS PARENTS.
THE PARENTS OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AM-- TOBIAS' PARENTS.
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
CHK-CHK! [ IMITATES LASER POWERING UP .]
-WHAT'S THAT? -MY INVISIBLE SHOCK RIFLE.
REMEMBER? I BOUGHT ALL THE WEAPONS.
[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? HE'S GOT LASERS! MAYBE, BUT WE HAVE A LASER COPIER! [ COPIER BEEPS .]
HA! YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK.
THE NAME MAKES IT SOUND MORE HARDCORE THAN IT IS.
[ WHIP! .]
YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTRUN ME? WELL, TRY TO OUTRUN MY PORTAL GUN.
CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK.
DARN, MISSED IT.
GOT TO CYCLE THROUGH AGAIN.
CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK.
[ PORTAL GUN WHINING .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES .]
AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AAH! AHH! AHH! DARWIN! AAH! AAH! AAH! [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES .]
QUICK! HIS PARENTS ARE ONLY TWO BLOCKS DOWN! IT'LL LOOK MUCH FURTHER AFTER I'VE USED MY SHRINK GUN.
CHK-CHK! [ WARBLE! .]
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
[ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ MUSIC STOPS .]
[ High-pitched .]
TOBIAS ROBBED US OF OUR INVISIBLE POINTS AND SHRUNK US WITH HIS SPACE GUN BECAUSE WE WERE GONNA TELL HIS PARENTS! HELP US! I MIGHT NOT BE A QUALIFIED PSYCHIATRIST, BUT I'LL TRY ANYWAY.
YOU DO REALIZE THAT NONE OF THIS IS REAL, RIGHT? [ Normal voice .]
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? YES, YOU CAN STOP ACTING LIKE A LOON AND WALK NORMALLY DOWN THE ROAD TO TOBIAS' HOUSE.
NO! IT MEANS WE CAN IMAGINE ANY WEAPON WE WANT, AS WELL! [ SIGHS .]
[ WHIP! .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ MUSIC RESUMES .]
DARWIN, QUICK! THINK OF SOMETHING AWESOME! [ GRUNTS .]
AHA! WHAT IS IT? A STICK! [ ZAP! ZAP! .]
[ SCREAMS .]
Y-YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO THINK OF SOMETHING MUCH BIGGER.
[ ZAP! .]
[ GRUNTS .]
AAH! WHAT WAS THAT? A MUCH BIGGER STICK.
[ GRUNTS .]
[ PANTING .]
NO.
HOW DID YOU GET THE FLACK CANNON AND THE RAIL GUN?! [ Gruffly .]
THE QUESTION IS HOW ARE YOU GONNA SURVIVE THEM? [ FLACK CANNON WHINES .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ Slow-mo .]
UGH! [ THUD! .]
Come closer.
Closer.
WHAT IS IT? PIN.
PIN FOR WHAT? PLASMA GRENADE.
[ BOTH SCREAM .]
Man: HEY! SORRY, BUT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PLASMA EXPLOSION HERE.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
I JUST HAD TO BLOCK MY CREDIT CARD AFTER YOU SPENT $15,000 ON MADE-UP VIDEO GAME WEAPONS! THEY'VE CLOSED YOUR GAME ACCOUNT.
OH.
GET IN THE HOUSE.
[ GASPS .]
WHAT THE -- WHAT HAPPENED?! SORRY, SIR.
WE WERE DOING TOBIAS' CHORES FOR GOODPOINTS.
AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR THE DAMAGE? DO YOU TAKE ANY CURRENCY? I GUESS.
WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE? VERY WELL.
-EH, THAT'S A FIVE.
[ ENGINE IDLING, DOOR HISSES .]
HEY, GUYS.
AWW, WHY THE LONG FACE? FEELING GLOOMY? ONE, HIS FACE IS LONG BECAUSE HE TRIED TO STRETCH HIS SKIN TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE'S TOO OLD TO GO TO SCHOOL.
TWO, NO, MOM DIDN'T BUY IT.
AND THREE, YES, I'M FEELING GLOOMY.
[ CREAK! .]
[ GRUNTS .]
AWW, MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GUYS DO IT.
IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO STRETCH YOUR FACE.
THERE'S AN ONLINE TUTORIAL FOR EVERYTHING NOWADAYS.
SO, DID YOU FINISH -- NO, I MEAN I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GO TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY.
ROCKY, YOU DRIVE US THERE.
WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO.
REALLY? [ CRACK! .]
AAH! AAAH! YEAH, WE'RE ON A BUS.
WE COULD GO ANYWHERE.
LIKE UNDER THE SEA? OR TO OUTER SPACE? OR UP A RAINBOW? WELL, ANYWHERE WITH A ROAD.
BUT NOT UP STEEP HILLS.
OR UNDER LOW BRIDGES.
LET'S DO IT! AFTER ALL, WE'VE GOT THE REST OF OUR LIVES TO GO TO SCHOOL.
WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO SCHOOL SO WE CAN WORK HARD [ SIGHS .]
AND GET THE BEST POSSIBLE START IN LIFE.
[ POP! .]
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL? NOPE.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
OKAY.
NO SCHOOL IT IS! SO, WHERE SHOULD WE GO INSTEAD? DAISY LAND! THE BEACH! THE SCHOOL BUS! WE'RE ALREADY ON THE SCHOOL BUS.
YEAH-HA! WHAT ABOUT THE WATER PARK? [ CHATTER .]
AWW, THE BEACH.
ALL RIGHTY.
WE JUST GOT TO MAKE ONE MORE STOP.
[ DOOR HISSES .]
IS THAT ALL OF YOU, MR.
PINK? Mr.
Pink: ALMOST.
LOOKS LIKE MR.
YELLOW DIDN'T MAKE IT.
[ DOOR HISSES .]
[ EVIL LAUGHTER .]
WHY CATCH THE BUS WHEN THE BUS CAN CATCH YOU? [ GRUNTS, GROANS .]
THE BINOCULARS MADE IT LOOK CLOSER THAN IT WAS.
SO I GUESS IT'S STILL QUITE FA-- [ GROANS .]
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO TO THE WATER PARK, THEN THE BEACH.
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
GOOD AFTERNOON, CHILDREN.
MY NAME IS MR.
BROWN.
THIS IS MR.
PINK, MR.
RAINBOW, AND MR.
WHITE, AND WE'LL BE YOUR CAPTORS FOR THE DAY.
THE EXITS ARE IRRELEVANT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE! NOBODY MOVE OR I'LL BE FORCED TO USE THIS! [ ALL GASP .]
IT'S A BRIEFCASE! NO, MORE THAN THAT.
[ TICKING .]
[ ALL GASP .]
IT'S A TICKING BRIEFCASE! NO! MORE THAN THAT.
[ ALL GASP .]
IT'S A BOMB! NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
LESS THAN THAT.
AH, YES, WE ARE LEGALLY OBLIGED TO SAY IT'S NOT ONE OF THOSE.
All: OH, MY GOSH, THEY'VE GOT A -- [ HORN BLARES .]
[ SIGHS .]
OH, COME ON, GUYS.
IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT A BO-- BUT IT'S TICKING! AND MASKED STRANGERS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE BUS! BUT THEY'RE CLEARLY OUR PARENTS TRYING TO TEACH US SOME SORT OF LESSON.
PRINCIPAL BROWN HASN'T EVEN CHANGED HIS NAME.
YES, I HAVE! UH, I MEAN HE HAS.
I-I MEAN HE HASN'T.
I M-- I MEAN WHO IS THIS PRINCIPAL BROWN? YOU ARE.
SHH! [ CELLPHONE BEEPS .]
OH, UH, YES.
WE'RE GOING TO CALL THE COPS AND TELL THEM WE WON'T RELEASE YOU UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET.
MAKE THE CALL, MR.
RAINBOW.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA DISGUISE MY VOICE.
UM [ SIGHS .]
ALL RIGHT.
[ FIZZLE! .]
[ High-pitched voice .]
HELLO? POLICE? WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE SCHOOL BUS, AND YOU BETTER DO WHAT SAY, [Normal voice.]
OR THERE'LL BE CONSEQUENCES.
OH, SORRY! [ FIZZLE! .]
[ High-pitched voice .]
OR THERE'LL BE CONSEQUENCES! OH, COME ON, ALAN.
YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THE BALLOON? WAIT, I DO RECOGNIZE HIM.
YEAH? I SAW HIM IN OUR HOUSE LAST NIGHT.
YEAH?! ON TV.
"ELMORE'S MOST WANTED.
" [ SIGHS .]
IT'S JUST OUR PARENTS TRYING TO TEACH US A LESSON.
LIKE WHEN MY DAD TRIED TO TEACH US THE DANGERS OF TEXTING WHILE WALKING.
Dad: HELP ME! I'VE FALLEN DOWN THIS MANHOLE BECAUSE I WAS TEXTING WHILE WALKING! DARWIN, YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY BE SCARED OF THESE GUYS! OF COURSE I AM.
THEY'RE CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS.
I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE FUN.
I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A HOVERCRAFT.
NO! WE SHOULD ASK FOR A PRIVATE JET.
THEY ALWAYS ASK FOR A PRIVATE JET.
COULD IT BE A PRIVATE HOVERCRAFT? [ CELLPHONE BEEPS .]
WE NEED TO ASK FOR MONEY.
HOW MUCH? IT DOESN'T MATTER.
THE POLICE KNOW THIS IS ALL FAKE.
SEE? THEY'RE NOT SCARY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE JUST NEED A LEADER TO REASON WITH THEM.
SOMEONE BRAVE.
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
SOMEONE WHO'S NOT AFRAID TO LOOK THE ENEMY IN THE EYE.
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
SOMEONE WHO LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF DANGER.
[ CLEARS THROAT, LAUGHS, COUGHS .]
I WOULD SAY YOU, GUMBALL, BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY SICK.
MAYBE LESLIE.
NO, ME! I'LL DO IT! OH, BUT HOVERCRAFTS ARE -- HMM? UH, DAD? IT'S MR.
PINK! FINE.
MR.
PINK.
I KNOW IT'S YOU, DAD.
UHI'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS "DAD" OF WHOM YOU SPEAK.
I'M JUST A CRIMINAL.
HOW DID I BECOME A CRIMINAL, YOU ASK? I DIDN'T ASK.
I SUPPOSE IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS 11 YEARS OLD AND SKIPPED A MATH CLASS.
UH-HUH.
AND FOR THIS CRIME, THE PUNISHMENT WAS HARSH AND SWIFT.
I SPENT 12 YEARS IN JUVIE, THEN 5 YEARS INSIDE, THEN 24 YEARS ON THE RUN, THEN 30 YEARS BACK IN THE BIG HOUSE, THEN A FURTHER 7 IN SOLITARY.
THAT MAKES YOU 89.
IT DOESN'T ADD UP.
[ Laughing .]
WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW 'CAUSE I SKIPPED THAT MATH CLASS.
SURE.
SO, I ASSUME YOU ALL ENDED UP IN A LIFE OF CRIME THROUGH SKIPPING SCHOOL? YES.
YEAH.
MM-HMM.
WELL, UH, MY TRAGIC STORY STARTS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE TRACKS, BUT, BOY, IT SURE DOESN'T STAY THERE.
YEAH, YEAH.
WE GET IT.
BUT I LEARNED THE WHOLE THING.
DON'T I GET TO -- OHH.
SEE? I TOLD YOU.
IT'S A LOAD OF HOOEY.
[ SIRENS WAILING .]
TAKE THE WHEEL AND GET ME CLOSER! CLOSER.
CLOSER.
CLOSER.
WE ARE WILLING -- OKAY, TOO CLOSE.
WE ARE WILLING TO MEET YOUR DEMANDS! I'LL THROW THE MONEY OVER IN THREE, TWO, ONE! [ SIREN CHIRPS .]
[ MAN SCREAMING .]
THAT ONE'S GONNA HURT THE TAXPAYER.
CONTROL, WE NEED ANOTHER MILLION DOLLARS.
DISPATCHER: They doubled their demands? UH, UH, YEAH, THEY DOUBLED THEIR DEMANDS.
EH WOW.
THEY'RE REALLY GOING BIG ON THIS.
IF ONLY THEY RESPONDED THIS FAST TO REAL CRIMES.
Officer: WHERE DO YOU WANT THE MONEY? [ CELLPHONE BEEPS .]
LEAVE THE MILLION DOLLOPS OF UNMASKED BULLS ON THE COLD DESERT TOAD.
WHAT? WHAT?! OH, SORRY.
AUTOCORRECT.
LEAVE THE MILLION DOLLARS OF UNMARKED BILLS ON THE OLD DESERT ROAD.
ALL UNITS FALL BACK.
AHEAD OF SECOND DROP-OFF.
Officer: ANY SIGN OF THEM, CHIEF? I'M COOKING OUT HERE.
Officer #2: THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.
MAKE THE DROP.
OKAY, YOU HOLD ON TO ME, AND I'LL REACH OUT AND GRAB THE BRIEFCASE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD SWITCH! DID YOU GET IT? MM-HMM.
OKAY, WE HAVE THE MONEY.
NOW, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY RED LIGHTS BETWEEN HERE AND THE AIRPORT.
[ SIREN WAILING .]
THEY'RE HEADING FOR THE AIRPORT! WE GOT TO TAKE THEM DOWN! [ SPLAT! .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ SIREN WAILS .]
[ ALL GASP .]
WAIT, THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE REAL MONEY! IT WAS JUST A TRICK TO TEACH THE KIDS A LESSON.
WELL, I GUESS THE LESSON YOU'VE ACTUALLY TAUGHT IS THAT CRIME DOES PAY.
WELL-DONE, CHAPS.
YOU'VE DONE GOOD.
GET 'EM! [ ALL YELLING .]
EH! EH! EH! EH! [ CHOMP! .]
WE GOT 'EM! KIND OF.
AND NOW TO REVEAL THEIR TRUE IDENTITIES.
[ ALL GASP .]
THEY WERE OUR PARENTS ALL ALONG?! REALLY? YOU GOT ME.
IT'S TRUE.
I AM RICHARD WATTERSON'S EVIL TWIN BROTHER! GIVE IT UP, DAD.
WE JUST WANTED TO TEACH YOU THAT SKIPPING SCHOOL ISN'T COOL OR EXCITING.
BY INVOLVING US A IN A MILLION-DOLLAR HIGH-SPEED POLICE CHASE, WHICH IS PROBABLY THE MOST COOL OR EXCITING THING WE'VE EVER DONE? YES, BUT WE THOUGHT IT WAS ALL GOING TO BE PRETEND.
[ GASPS .]
HANG ON.
IF THE MONEY'S GENUINE AND THE COPS ARE FOR REAL, DOES THAT MEAN THIS IS A REAL -- BADA-BOOM! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
WHOSE INSANE IDEA WAS THIS? [ CELLPHONE CHIMES .]
STICK TO THE PAN OR EVERYONE DINES.
Man: DARN AUTOCORRECT! STUPID THING NEVER WORKS.
[ CELLPHONE CHIMES .]
[ GASPS .]
ROB? OH, NOW YOU REMEMBER MY NAME.
IT'S DR.
WRECKER TO YOU, AND YES, THIS WHOLE THING WAS MY IDEA.
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SUGGEST THE PLAN TO PRINCIPAL BROWN, MAKE SURE THE POLICE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL, AND SWITCH THE BRIEFCASE FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE, SHALL WE SAY, EXPLOSIVE.
BUT WHY?! BECAUSE IAM YOURNEMESIS! AND ALSO FOR THE MONEY.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! SORRY.
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD WHEN THERE'S A CRUCIAL PLOT TWIST HAPPENING IN THE BACK OF YOUR -- [ HORN BLARING .]
THE MONEY! [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
WOW! THESE GUYS ARE PROS! THEY MUST HAVE ONE HECK OF A WHEELMAN! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
LITTLE LOWER! [ SIREN WAILS .]
AAH! [ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! .]
AAAAAH! [ SIRENS WAILING .]
[ ALL GASP .]
[ ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM! .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ ALARM BEEPS .]
[ BOTH GRUNTING .]
GO, GO, GO! [ PLUNK! .]
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! [ GRUNTS .]
IT WASN'T US, IT WAS HIM! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
[ YAWNS .]
HUH?! AAAH! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
GUMBALL! [ GRUNTING .]
THANKS, MAN! FIGHTING ON THE WING OF A PLANE IS WAY MORE FUN THAN MATH CLASS! THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUN! WAIT, WHAT? THEN -- THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? BECAUSE I'M A VILLAIN! WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE? OOF! ALL I'VE GOT ON MY RéSUMé IS LAUGHING MANIACALLY, MONOLOGUING ABOUT EVIL PLANS, AND A MAJOR IN CANADIAN HISTORY.
I CAN'T EXACTLY GO INTO CATERING.
AND NOW, GUMBALL WATTERSON, PREPARE TO BE WRECKED! [ SIRENS CHIRP .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
OH, OFFICER, HELP ME! HE'S GOT A TICKING BRIEFCASE! OH, COME ON.
THESE ARE PROFESSIONAL LAW ENFORCERS.
AS IF THEY'RE GONNA FALL -- YOU'RE COMING WITH US! [ GRUNTING .]
NO! NO, WAIT! NO, NO, NOT HIM.
THE OTHER ONE.
UGH.
IT'S TOO LATE NOW! HE'S GOT AWAY WITH THE MONEY.
NO, HE HASN'T.
THAT'S THE MONEY.
IT'S GOT MY TEETH MARKS IN IT.
AAH, WE GOT THE MONEY BACK.
HE GOT AWAY, BUT MY SHIFT ENDS IN FIVE MINUTES, SO SHALL WE SAY CASE CLOSED? BUT IF THIS IS THE MONEY, DOESN'T THAT MEAN THAT DR.
WRECKER HAS THE -- [ EXPLOSION .]
[ YELLING .]
WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY.
YOU ARE -- I KNOW, I KNOW.
I'M WRECKED.
I WAS GONNA SAY YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
OH, YES.
THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]