The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s04e16 Episode Script

The Night; The Misunderstandings

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ OWL HOOTS .]
[ ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS .]
WHEN DARKNESS FALLS ACROSS THE TOWN, THE PEOPLE START TO SETTLE DOWN.
AND INTO BED THEY GENTLY DRIFT, UNLESS THEY'RE ON THE NIGHTTIME SHIFT.
WHEN EVERYONE HAS HIT THE SACK AND RICHARD'S EATEN HIS NIGHTTIME SNACK [ SNORES .]
NONETHELESS, WHEN EVERYTHING IS TIRED AND BLEARY, THEY SPOON TOGETHER SNUG, BUT WEARY.
OFF THEY DRIFT TO A DISTANT PLACE NOT BOUND BY RULES OF TIME AND SPACE, A PLACE OF WONDER, OF SOUNDS AND SIGHTS, A PLACE OF JOY, OF FEAR, OF FRIGHTS.
SO JOIN ME NOW AND WE'LL EXPLORE THE DREAMS OF THOSE DOWN IN ELMORE.
[ GASPS, PANTING .]
[ SIGHS .]
DARWIN, DO YOU SOMETIMES GET THAT WEIRD FEELING LIKE YOU'RE FALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP? [ WIND WHISTLING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS A DREAM.
NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN.
I'LL SIMPLY WAKE UP BEFORE I HIT THE GROUND.
OOF.
[ SCREAMING .]
[ GROANS .]
-UGH! -OW.
[ GRUNTING .]
OH, FINALLY.
[ GASPS .]
[ SNORING .]
[ ANGELIC FANFARE .]
AH, THE LAND OF SLUMBER.
A MAGIC WORLD WHERE ONE CAN FLY OR BREATHE UNDERWATER, A PLACE WHERE RAINBOWS FLOW LIKE RIVERS AND ANIMALS DANCE ON CLOUDS.
A PLACE WITH NO LIMITS.
WHERE, OH, WHERE SHALL MY WONDROUS IMAGINATION TAKE ME THIS TIME? HMM.
[ LOUD TICKING .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
[ GASPS .]
[ SCREAMING SILENTLY .]
[ ANGELIC FANFARE .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ BARKING .]
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
[ POP! .]
[ MUSIC RESUMES .]
[ BARKING .]
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
[ SCREAMS .]
[ ANGELIC FANFARE .]
[ SNORING .]
[ LUAU MUSIC PLAYS .]
HMM.
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
[ HORN BLARES .]
[ SNORING .]
[ HORN BLARES .]
[ YAWNS .]
[ MUSIC RESUMES .]
[ GUST! .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
OHH! [ SPUTTERING, SNORING .]
[ YAWNS .]
[ LUAU MUSIC PLAYS .]
PHEW! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
[ CREAK! .]
[ MUSIC RESUMES .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
[ MUFFLED GRUNTING .]
I'M A BUN, I'M A BUN, I'M A TASTY, TASTY BUN TO BE BAKED AND KNEADED, OH, HOW FUN YOU CAN HAVE ME WITH BREAKFAST, HAVE ME WITH BRUNCH YOU CAN HAVE ME WITH YOUR DINNER YOU CAN HAVE ME WITH YOUR LUNCH I'M A BUN, I'M A BUN I'M A TASTY, TASTY BUN TO BE BAKED AND TO BE KNEADED, OH, HOW FUN [ SIGHS .]
BUN.
[ ANGELIC FANFARE .]
[ SNORING .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ ANGELIC FANFARE .]
[ GRUNTS .]
I'M A BUN, I'M A BUN, I'M A TASTY, TASTY BUN TO BE BAKED AND KNEADED, OH, HOW FUN YOU CAN HAVE ME WITH -- [ SHOUTS .]
NO DOZING ON THE JOB, NEEDLEMEYER.
BUSINESS DOESN'T SLEEP.
[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS .]
HMM.
NOT A VERY CONVENIENT LOCATION FOR A CONVENIENCE STORE.
[ Strained .]
LARRY YOU HAVE WASTED YOUR LIFE.
WHAT?! [ SCREAMS .]
[ SCREAMS .]
[ MUFFLED SCREAM .]
[ ALARM CLOCK BEEPING .]
[ SCREAMS .]
I OVERSLEPT! WAIT.
I DON'T GET TO SLEEP.
[ FINGERS SNAPPING .]
HEY, LARRY! WAKE UP! SO LIKE I SAID, ONE GRANDE CAPPUCCINO, BUT WITH THE MILK, THE COFFEE, THE FOAM, AND THE CUP ON THE SIDE.
WAIT, WHAT? THREE DOUGHNUTS WITH EXTRA CHEESE, AND FOUR HOT DOGS WITHOUT THE SKIN ON THEM.
UH, OKAY.
WAIT A MINUTE! THIS IS ANOTHER DREAM, ISN'T IT? ONE WHERE I GET TORTURED BY STUPID CUSTOMERS WITH INSANE DEMANDS.
WELL, GUESS WHAT, MISTER, THIS IS MY DREAM, AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT IN IT! [ UPBEAT LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ CLUCKING .]
BLBLBLBLBLBL! [ PURRING .]
HYAH! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! MWAH! [ SCREAMS .]
OKAY.
I'LL PROBABLY WAKE UP SOON.
[ SNORING .]
IN THREE, TWO, ONE.
WHAT, NO PIXIE DUST? [ GIGGLES .]
[ IMITATES ANGELIC FANFARE .]
OH, GOSH.
[ ANGELIC FANFARE .]
[ SNORING .]
HUH? YEAH! I'M NOT A GIANT ANYMORE! I CAN DO EVERYTHING THE REGULAR PEOPLE DO! WHOO-HOO! [ HUMMING .]
I JUST DANCED, AND I DIDN'T DESTROY THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! WHOO-HOO! I CAN HUG PEOPLE WITHOUT HOSPITALIZING THEM! [ GASPS .]
I CAN TAKE THE BUS! WHOO-HOO! THIS IS SO SLOW! [ BRAKES SQUEAK, AIR BRAKE HISSES .]
I CAN SIT IN A CLASSROOM LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! BUT THIS IS A DREAM, AND I'M NOT GONNA WASTE IT ON STUDYING! I CAN BUY CLOTHES INSTEAD OF PRETENDING I'M NOT NAKED AND JUST HOPING NOBODY LOOKS UP! I CAN USE A TOILET INSTEAD OF A VOLCANO! [ Softly .]
SARAH, HI.
[ SMOOCHES .]
[ GIGGLES .]
[ Normal voice .]
I CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! WHOO-HOO! [ SIRENS WAILING .]
[ EXPLOSIONS, GLASS SHATTERING .]
[ LAUGHING .]
[ PANTING .]
NO.
NO.
OOH, LA LA, OOH, LA LA OOH, LA LA, LA LA OOH, LA LA, OOH, LA LA OOH, LA LA, LA LA NOOOOOOO! [ ANGELIC FANFARE .]
[ HUMMING .]
[ GASPS .]
OH, MY GOSH! I'M NAKED AT SCHOOL! [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
THANKS.
HEY, TERI.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
DISCUSS APPROPRIATE SCHOOL ATTIRE.
I -- SO, WHERE WERE WE? [ PANTING .]
OH! YES! WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?! [ ANGELIC FANFARE .]
LA LA LA LA LA HERE! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE, ANAIS? OH, LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE ALL DIRTY.
IT'S BATH TIME.
[ Muffled .]
STILL DIRTY.
[ Normal voice .]
LET'S PLAY A LITTLE MORE.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, ANAIS.
DO YOU LIKE ME, TOO? PLEASE, END THIS.
[ SQUEAK! .]
NEVER.
LA, LA LA LA THAT WAS MY DREAM.
[ ANGELIC FANFARE .]
[ BEATBOXING SOFTLY .]
HEY, CARMEN, WHAT'S UP? [ GASPS .]
DUDE, I CAN TALK! I CAN COMMUNICATE AGAIN! GUYS, GUYS, LET'S HAVE A CONVERSATION RIGHT WAKA NOW! [ IMITATING TRUMPET .]
[ IMITATING PIANO .]
NO.
NO! [ IMITATES BONGO .]
NO! THAT'S NOT FAIR! [ INSTRUMENTS PLAY DISCORDANTLY .]
NOOOOOO! [ ANGELIC FANFARE .]
[ PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ CHUCKLING .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ GROANS .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING .]
[ WHOOSH! .]
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
[ ANGELIC FANFARE .]
[ SNORING .]
Man: OKAY, CUT! HUH? AND THAT'S A WRAP.
ALL RIGHT, THANKS, EVERYBODY.
HUH? WHAT'S GOING ON? HUH? HUH? [ SCREAMING .]
SUSIE TURNED INTO A MONSTER! [ WHIMPERING .]
OH! [ OBJECTS CRASHING .]
CAN SOMEBODY GO CHECK ON HER? IS SHE OKAY? [ ANGELIC FANFARE .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ HUMMING HAPPILY .]
WELL, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT JOY AND FUN IS IN THE DREAMS OF EVERYONE.
IN THREE, TWO, ONE! [ SNAPS FINGERS .]
WELL, ALMOST EVERYONE.
SO WHEN TO BED YOU HAVE RETIRED QUIET, YOU! I'M REALLY TIRED! JUST COUNT YOURSELF TRULY BLESSED.
HEY! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME REST! AS DREAMS ABOUND ALL OVER TOWN SERIOUSLY, BUDDY, KEEP IT DOWN! ENJOY -- [ GRUNTS .]
ENJOY THIS MOMENT WHILE IT LASTS.
EMBRACE WHATEVER COMES TO PASS.
FOR THE DAY IS ALWAYS KIND OF ROUGH BECAUSE THE NIGHT IS NEVER LONG ENOUGH.
[ ALARM CLOCKS BUZZING, DINGING .]
-OHH! -UGH! -MAN! -[ GROANS .]
[ PHONE RINGS .]
[ YAWNS LOUDLY .]
[ Tired voice .]
YES? GUMBALL, ARE YOU COMING OR WHAT? BUT -- BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO MEET AT DINNER! YEAH, WE'RE HAVING LUNCH AT "DINNER" -- THE NEW DINER THAT'S JUST OPENED.
[ SCREAMING .]
UH, HELLO? UH, YEAH, YEAH, SORRY.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO MEET AT THE MALL, NOT YOUR HOUSE.
I AM AT THE MALL.
[ MUFFLED SPEECH .]
WHAT? ME TOO! BUT I CAN'T SEE YOU, THOUGH.
REALLY? WHERE ARE YOU? OH, YOU KNOW, RIGHT BY THAT PLACE, THE ONE THAT SELLS THESTUFF? [ ZIPPING .]
[ SPLAT! .]
GUMBALL, YOU DO REALIZE I CALLED YOU ON YOUR HOME PHONE? [ LAUGHS .]
OF COURSE, I MEAN [CLEARS THROAT.]
THIS IS A VOICE MESSAGE I LEFT FOR YOU IN CASE YOU CALLED.
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP.
BEEP! I'LL BE THERE IN 10.
Good.
[ PANTING .]
DUDE, LOOK! I LEARNED HOW TO WIGGLE MY EARS.
CHECK IT OUT.
IS IT HAPPENING? ARE THEY WIGGLING? W-WAIT A SECOND! I-I JUST HAD IT.
YOU GOTTA SEE! UHYEAH.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU WANT TO BUY A NEW PAIR OF FRUIT BIKINIS, BUT YOU'RE NOT SURE IF THE MILK IS OFF? WHAT? THAT'S WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED WITH YOUR HANDS.
OKAY, FIRST, YOU DON'T HAVE EARS, AND SECONDLY, THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY WANT TO GET OUT OF A CONVERSATION WITHOUT BEING MEAN.
WELL, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE BIT CONFUSING.
HOW IS THIS REMOTELY CONFUSING? "I'M LATE, I'VE GOT TO GO, I NEED TO HURRY, I MIGHT CALL YOU, BUT I DEFINITELY WON'T.
" [ CAR CRASHES .]
[ HUBCAP RATTLES .]
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! IT'S YOUR FAULT.
YOU SAID, "GO BACK, AND KEEP GOING, AND I'LL CALL YOU WHEN YOU GET TOO CLOSE TO THE LAMPPOST," WHICH I THOUGHT WAS A BIT WEIRD.
SEE, DUDE? THOSE SIGNALS ARE PRETTY EASY TO MISINTERPRET.
FINE.
INTERPRET THIS! OOH-AH-OOH-EEH-UH! PBHT! WHAT?! YOU BOUGHT A TIME SHARE IN A LIGHTHOUSE WITH WATERMELON PAPER? [ SCREAMS .]
HEY, MAN, WANT TO HANG OUT? HEY, JOE.
[ PANTING .]
I'M SORRY, I REALLY CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
SHOULD WE JUST SING INSTEAD? DUDE, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
I REALLY GOT TO GO.
NUMBER 1 OR NUMBER 2? [ DOINK! DOINK! .]
WHAT? EW.
NO! LOOK, NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE, BUT I NEED TO LEAVE.
FOLLOW ME? GOT IT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT? YOU SAID, "FOLLOW ME.
" I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING A WALK AND TALK.
DUDE, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK! AM I CLEAR? [ ZIPPER ZIPS .]
NO, JUST ME WALKING! FOR YOU, THERE'S NO WALKING AND NO TALKING, ALL RIGHT? MM.
[ INHALES SHARPLY, STAMMERS .]
ACTUALLY, THAT WAS TOO IMPRESSIVE FOR ME TO BE MAD.
BUT I'M GOING TO BE AS SPECIFIC AS I POSSIBLY CAN.
YOU STAY HERE AND DON'T DO ANYTHING.
I WILL GO TO THE MALL AND SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? [ GASPS, GRUNTS .]
[ GROANING .]
YOU CBREATHE, THOUGH.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY .]
-EXCUSE ME? -OH, SORRY, I -- I DON'T WANT ANY MONEY.
ALL I WANT IS A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME.
SORRY, TIME IS THE ONE THING I DON'T HAVE TODAY.
GOT ANY MONEY, THEN? F-FOR WHAT? TO GET MY YACHT WAXED, OF COURSE.
WHAT? [ LAUGHS .]
JUST KIDDING.
IT'S FOR NEW GOLD FAUCETS IN MY MANSION.
UH NO, STILL JOKING.
IT'S FOR COSMETIC SURGERY -- I WANT FULLER LIPS.
UH IT'S FOR FOOD, OBVIOUSLY! UH, I'M SORRY.
I'VE GOT $10, BUT I NEED TO BUY LUNCH FOR MY FRIEND.
OH, I SEE CLEARLY WE'RE NOT FRIENDS, HUH? WELL, NO, NOT, NO, NOT REALLY.
[ WHINES .]
LOOK AT YOU, MY LORD, WITH YOUR BIG EYES AND YOUR PANTS.
WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE ONLY WEARING A TRENT COAT RIGHT NOW? I DON'T KNOW.
AM I?! [ SCREAMS .]
I SEE.
SARCASM.
LOOK, DON'T BE ANGRY.
WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS.
BUT NOT LUNCH FRIENDS.
LOOK, I PRO-- I-I DON'T HAVE THE TIME RIGHT NOW, BUT I PROMISE I'LL BUY YOU SOME FOOD LATER AT DINNER.
HOW'S THAT? IT'S A DATE.
ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC AGAIN? CAN'T YOU TELL? MMM.
HMM? HMM? [ INHALES .]
OH, MAN, I'M SUPER-LATE! I THINK.
HEY.
HEY, SWEETIE.
HEY.
HEY, CUPCAKE.
HEY.
HEY, CUPCAKE! -HEY, KID.
-HEY! WHAT?! YOUR HEAD IS MASSIVE! AW.
GOOD JOB, GUYS.
[ CHORTLING .]
HEY, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? NO.
I'M IN A SERIOUS HURRY, BUT SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE A STAND HERE! SO, IN THE NAME OF ALL YOUR VICTIMSPBHT! [ ALL GASPING .]
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT IT LOOKS EXTREMELY INSULTING.
IS IT A VULCAN GANG SIGN? I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS EITHER, BUT THAT'LL TEACH YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF MY HEAD.
WHAT? BUT WE MEANT IT AS A COMPLIMENT.
A BIG HEAD MEANS A BIG BRAIN.
YOU MUST BE VERY INTELLIGENT.
WELL, WHEN YOU SHOUT WEIRD STUFF [High-pitched voice.]
FROM A TINY HEAD [Deep voice.]
BETWEEN HUGE ARMS, [ Normal voice .]
IT SCARES PEOPLE.
SO, WHAT SHOULD WE DO TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL GOOD? TRY A SOFTER APPROACH.
AND KEEP YOUR COMPLIMENTS SIMPLE.
YOU'RE NOT DOING TOO WELL WITH SPECIFICS.
UH, OKAY.
HOW ABOUT? [ WOLF-WHISTLES .]
NIIICE.
[ SHUDDERS .]
THAT JUST WENT FROM UNCOMFORTABLE TO UNACCEPTABLE.
MAYBE JUST STICK TO A FRIENDLY GESTURE? OH, I GOT IT.
HEY [SMOOCHING.]
STOP, STOP, STOP.
MAYBE JUST A SIMPLE SMILE? [ ALL SIGH .]
YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO GET OUT MORE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE NEED TO HANG OUT WITH SOME OTHER PEOPLE, BUT WHERE? -THE MALL? -YEAH.
-GOOD IDEA.
DEFINITELY NOT THE MALL! THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING.
SCHOOLS? UH [SIGHS.]
ALL RIGHT, THE MALL.
OKAY, I GOT TO GO NOW.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR SO LONG.
BECAUSE YOU'RE STANDING IN CONCRETE? [ GRUNTING .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
DAD! ZZT! NEED TO REMEMBER.
YOUR MOM SENT ME TO THE STORE TO BUY ONE THING -- WE'RE OUT OF FRUIT.
JUST GET THE FRUIT AND YOU WON'T GET IN TROUBLE.
SHE SAID, "JUST REMEMBER, RICHARD, BUY THE FRUIT.
" PERFECT.
CAN YOU DRIVE TO THE MALL? IT'S ON THE WAY TO THE GROCERY STORE.
SURE CAN! WATCH ME GO.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ SCREAMS .]
WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND ME TODAY?! [ LAUGHS .]
[ CRASH! .]
AH.
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
[ SHRIEKS .]
OKAY, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GET TO? ALL RIGHT, TAKE A RIGHT, THEN CONTINUE FOR A BLOCK, AND IT'S ON THE LEFT AFTER THE TOWN HALL.
GOT IT? [ SIGHS .]
OKAY.
I'M LATE FOR MY DATE, SO GOOD LUCK.
[ SIGHS .]
Man: DO I I HEAR 40, [ GRUNTS .]
THAT'S 45 FOR THE LITTLE BLUE MAN IN THE BACK.
-WHAT? -THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
IT'S ALL FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
WE'RE TRYING TO END HUNGER TODAY, NOT TOMORROW, JUST TODAY.
IT'S A SMALL TOWN, YOU KNOW, BUT LET'S GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
DO I HAVE 55? THE LITTLE BLUE MAN! AND NOW I'VE GOT 65.
-[ SIGHS .]
-[ GROWLS .]
NOW, COME ON, WE NEED 100.
NEED 100, NEED 100.
A VERY SLIGHT MOVE OF THE HEAD -- THAT'S 100 FOR THE LITTLE BLUE MAN.
GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE -- SOLD! FOR 100 CENTS, THAT'S $1.
-[ SCREAMS .]
-WELL DONE, EVERYONE.
-$1.
[ LAUGHS .]
WHAT WAS THAT? I'M SO SORRY.
IT'S JUST EVERYONE IS BEING COMPLETELY USELESS TODAY.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO COMMUNICATE.
IT'S -- -HI! [ SIGHS .]
JUST A SECOND.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! YOU SAID, "I WILL GO TO THE MALL AND SEE YOU LATER.
" SO, HERE I AM! [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
JUST ORDER SOMETHING.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
OKAY.
TWO PIZZAS AND A MILKSHAKE TO SHARE, PLEASE.
NOT YOU, GOSH DARN IT! [ GIGGLES .]
-[ WOLF-WHISTLE .]
-YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
WHAT DO YOU WANT? YOU TOLD US TO COME TO THE MALL.
YEAH, AND WE THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
WE'RE PRETTY CREEPY, BUT WE'VE CHANGED OUR WAYS.
HOW'S THIS TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY? YOUR FACE IS PERFECT.
YOUR EYES ARE FULL OF LIFE.
YOUR FUR IS SO SOFT.
YOUR TAIL IS -- RIGHT! THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE LAST THING THE VICTIM HEARS IN A HORROR MOVIE.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST FIND SOMEONE AS WEIRD AS YOU TO PRACTICE ON? SOMEONE WHO, UH, WAIT A MINUTE.
[ STREAK! .]
[ SQUEAKING .]
I LIKE YOUR SKIN.
IT FITS YOU LIKE A GLOVE.
THANK YOU.
YOU MUST WORK OUT.
OKAY.
[ GRUNTING .]
WAIT.
WHAT? WAIT FOR WHAT, WHAT? -WHAT? -WHAT, WHAT? -THE WHAT BEFORE THE WHAT? -WHAT? [ GROWLING .]
[ LOUD POPPING .]
OW.
OW.
OW.
[ LAUGHS, SIGHS .]
HURRY UP! MY PARENTS ARE PICKING ME UP IN 10.
JUST [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY.]
JUST START WITHOUT ME.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
WHO IS THAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HERE I AM ALL DOLLED UP FOR OUR DATE, AND WHAT DO I SEE? YOU'VE BEEN TWO-TIMING ME! ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC AGAIN? DO I SOUND SARCASTIC?! I DON'T KNOW! HEY, LITTLE BLUE MAN? YOU NEED TO PAY AND GET YOUR PRIZE FOR THE AUCTION.
FINE.
WHAT'S THE PRIZE? A KISS.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER.
[ SMOOCHES .]
ON THE CHEEK FROM MISS ELMORE.
COMES WITH A DINNER.
[ GIGGLES, CLEARS THROAT .]
YOU KNOW WHAT? I FORFEIT MY PRIZE TO HIM -- HER, IT.
COME ON, YOU! [ LAUGHS CRAZILY .]
Auctioneer: HEY! SO, WHERE WERE WE? [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
WHAT? SORRY, SON.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BUY THAT FRUIT FOR YOU.
YOUR MOTHER SAID I HAD TO DRIVE THE CAR TO THE MALL.
NO, DAD, IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
OH, RIGHT.
PEOPLE ARE BEING SO CONFUSING TODAY.
I KNOW, RIGHT? MMM.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ SCREAMING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
THE MUSEUM? [ LAUGHS .]
YEAH, I CAN TAKE YOU THERE.
[ GIGGLES .]
UGH.
HEY, SORRY I'M SO LATE.
OH, YOU'VE GOT TO GO? [ CHOKING .]
YOUR PARENTS HAVE ARRIVED? IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE JUST THIS MORNING, DARWIN COMPLETELY MISUNDERSTOOD THAT.
YEAH, THAT.
SEE, I LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU AND I JUST GET EACH OTHER.
[ CHUCKLES .]
ANYWAY, YOU RUN NOW.
[ SMOOCH! .]
[ CHOKING .]
[ COUGHS .]
[ GROWLS .]