The Atom Ant Show (1965) s01e21 Episode Script
Knight Fight
1
[theme music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
He's strength, he's might
he's speed, he's fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
and his atomic power.
Has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell enough.
When he is up and at 'em
Atom Ant.
[music continues]
thud
[whooshing]
clang clang clang
boom
[instrumental music]
(Atom Ant)
'One-two. One-two.'
One-two. One-two.
Up-down. Up-down.
Up-down and rest.
There is nothing like
a little workout
with 500-pound barbells
to keep one in condition.
One-two. One-two.
One-two and stop.
Now for a couple of rounds
on the punching bag.
bop bop bop bop bop
Mustn't let myself
get soft and flabby.
Nobody likes a fat ant.
swoosh
[clanging]
There, that should do it.
Now, I'll check out
the world situation.
[beeping]
Hm, things seem to be a-okay.
I'll go back a few hundred years
and see what's going on.
click click click
[woman sobbing]
(female #1)
'Oh, woe is me.'
'Woe is me!'
[sobbing]
Sounds like someone
is in trouble.
I'll move in for a close-up
and investigate.
click
[instrumental music]
Dear father,
if the evil Black Knight
wins the jousting tournament
will he really win
your kingdom?
It's true, my daughter,
and I fear
there is not a knight
left in the kingdom
who is strong enough
to defeat him.
This sounds like a job
for Atom Ant!
I'll use my time machine
and go back to the year 1100.
[zapping]
[thunder rumbling]
Pity, it's such a nice
little kingdom.
Everyone was
getting along so well.
(Atom Ant)
Relax, Your Majesty.
I will joust with
the Black Knight.
Huh? Who said that?
I did, sire.
Atom Ant.
The world's
strongest insect.
A tiny ant fight
the Black Knight?
Right.
Let's go, Your Majesty.
It's almost tournament time.
So, what have I to lose?
- But, father, an ant?
- That's right, princess.
Sounds kind of ridiculous,
doesn't it? He-he.
[blowing trumpet]
Well, is there anyone
foolish enough
to challenge me,
the Black Knight?
(Atom Ant)
I will challenge you, Blacky.
Huh? Who said that?
And where are ya?
Here I am.
Atom Ant, at your service.
Shall we get on with it?
The king must be
rather desperate
sendin' an ant
to do a knight's job.
[laughing]
Would you have any last words
before I do you in, Atom Ant?
[instrumental music]
What the..
Up and at 'em
Atom Ant!
bang
'Had enough today, knight?'
A lucky break
for you, ant.
But you will not be
so fortunate against my sword.
Ole, Sir Black Knight.
Not"Ole," you're supposed
to sayen garde.
Sorry about that.
[swords clanking]
Isn't he wonderful,
father?
Terrific. And to think
I used to step on ants
when we went on picnics.
Take that,
you insolent ant.
wham wham
It's not nice
to call people names.
Not even ants.
Oww!
Hey, cut that out.
Fight like a knight.
Wait, you forgot your sword.
[music continues]
Uh-oh.
[screams]
Yeow!
thud
Now, I'm mad.
He forces me to use
me anti-ant weapon.
Oh, Mr. Atom
I have a little present
for you.
How nice.
Let me have it.
- 'You really want it?'
- Yes, give it to me.
My pleasure.
wham
Now, what have you got
to say, Atom Ant?
[laughing]
[creaking]
Up and at 'em
Atom Ant!
Hey, what's happenin'?
Sorry, Sir Knight, but it's time
to wrap up this case.
thud thud thud thud
Up and at 'em
Atom Ant!
Whoa! Whoa!
Ho-ho.
Whoa. Whoa.
'Ah, whoa.'
thud
thud
I've had it.
I quit.
You can have
your old kingdom.
Goodbye.
twang
Father, look
the Black Knight is just
a little fellow.
But it was a mighty big ant
that got rid of him for us.
How can I ever thank you,
Atom Ant?
Aw, shucks,
think nothing of it.
All part of my day's work.
There's nothing like
a little workout
to keep one in condition.
Wait, I have an idea.
Come on, princess.
Let's go the castle.
What are you going
to do, father?
I hereby dub thee,
Sir Atom Ant.
clang
Gosh, imagine me,
a real k-night.
Farewell, Sir Atom, and thanks
for saving my kingdom.
Goodbye, Your Majesty.
And, if you ever need me..
I know, just call
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
[all laughing]
(Atom Ant)
'Up and at 'em'
'Atom Ant!'
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
He's strength, he's might
he's speed, he's fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
and his atomic power.
Has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell enough.
When he is up and at 'em
Atom Ant.
[theme music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
He's strength, he's might
he's speed, he's fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
and his atomic power.
Has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell enough.
When he is up and at 'em
Atom Ant.
[music continues]
thud
[whooshing]
clang clang clang
boom
[instrumental music]
(Atom Ant)
'One-two. One-two.'
One-two. One-two.
Up-down. Up-down.
Up-down and rest.
There is nothing like
a little workout
with 500-pound barbells
to keep one in condition.
One-two. One-two.
One-two and stop.
Now for a couple of rounds
on the punching bag.
bop bop bop bop bop
Mustn't let myself
get soft and flabby.
Nobody likes a fat ant.
swoosh
[clanging]
There, that should do it.
Now, I'll check out
the world situation.
[beeping]
Hm, things seem to be a-okay.
I'll go back a few hundred years
and see what's going on.
click click click
[woman sobbing]
(female #1)
'Oh, woe is me.'
'Woe is me!'
[sobbing]
Sounds like someone
is in trouble.
I'll move in for a close-up
and investigate.
click
[instrumental music]
Dear father,
if the evil Black Knight
wins the jousting tournament
will he really win
your kingdom?
It's true, my daughter,
and I fear
there is not a knight
left in the kingdom
who is strong enough
to defeat him.
This sounds like a job
for Atom Ant!
I'll use my time machine
and go back to the year 1100.
[zapping]
[thunder rumbling]
Pity, it's such a nice
little kingdom.
Everyone was
getting along so well.
(Atom Ant)
Relax, Your Majesty.
I will joust with
the Black Knight.
Huh? Who said that?
I did, sire.
Atom Ant.
The world's
strongest insect.
A tiny ant fight
the Black Knight?
Right.
Let's go, Your Majesty.
It's almost tournament time.
So, what have I to lose?
- But, father, an ant?
- That's right, princess.
Sounds kind of ridiculous,
doesn't it? He-he.
[blowing trumpet]
Well, is there anyone
foolish enough
to challenge me,
the Black Knight?
(Atom Ant)
I will challenge you, Blacky.
Huh? Who said that?
And where are ya?
Here I am.
Atom Ant, at your service.
Shall we get on with it?
The king must be
rather desperate
sendin' an ant
to do a knight's job.
[laughing]
Would you have any last words
before I do you in, Atom Ant?
[instrumental music]
What the..
Up and at 'em
Atom Ant!
bang
'Had enough today, knight?'
A lucky break
for you, ant.
But you will not be
so fortunate against my sword.
Ole, Sir Black Knight.
Not"Ole," you're supposed
to sayen garde.
Sorry about that.
[swords clanking]
Isn't he wonderful,
father?
Terrific. And to think
I used to step on ants
when we went on picnics.
Take that,
you insolent ant.
wham wham
It's not nice
to call people names.
Not even ants.
Oww!
Hey, cut that out.
Fight like a knight.
Wait, you forgot your sword.
[music continues]
Uh-oh.
[screams]
Yeow!
thud
Now, I'm mad.
He forces me to use
me anti-ant weapon.
Oh, Mr. Atom
I have a little present
for you.
How nice.
Let me have it.
- 'You really want it?'
- Yes, give it to me.
My pleasure.
wham
Now, what have you got
to say, Atom Ant?
[laughing]
[creaking]
Up and at 'em
Atom Ant!
Hey, what's happenin'?
Sorry, Sir Knight, but it's time
to wrap up this case.
thud thud thud thud
Up and at 'em
Atom Ant!
Whoa! Whoa!
Ho-ho.
Whoa. Whoa.
'Ah, whoa.'
thud
thud
I've had it.
I quit.
You can have
your old kingdom.
Goodbye.
twang
Father, look
the Black Knight is just
a little fellow.
But it was a mighty big ant
that got rid of him for us.
How can I ever thank you,
Atom Ant?
Aw, shucks,
think nothing of it.
All part of my day's work.
There's nothing like
a little workout
to keep one in condition.
Wait, I have an idea.
Come on, princess.
Let's go the castle.
What are you going
to do, father?
I hereby dub thee,
Sir Atom Ant.
clang
Gosh, imagine me,
a real k-night.
Farewell, Sir Atom, and thanks
for saving my kingdom.
Goodbye, Your Majesty.
And, if you ever need me..
I know, just call
Up and at 'em, Atom Ant!
[all laughing]
(Atom Ant)
'Up and at 'em'
'Atom Ant!'
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
He's strength, he's might
he's speed, he's fight.
He's Atom Ant,that tiny ant
and his atomic power.
Has what it takesand always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough
and bad guys yell enough.
When he is up and at 'em
Atom Ant.